So Says the Fired Loser [AI Song] - Trump spews nonsense and inadvertently explains why he got fired

On August 27, 2024, Donald Jabberwocky Trump went on a fact-free verbal binge in front of the National Guard Association of the United States General Conference & Exhibition in Detroit, Michigan, describing Kamala Harris as allowing Jihadists by the thousands to cross the border, being in favor of Soviet-style price controls, jailing political opponents, and other 100% false alarmist nonsense that would ordinarily end a politician's career.
Leave it to Teflon Don to fight another incoherent battle with impunity. It is worth noting that he cites the exact reasons that you might fire a person, and those reasons fit him like a glove.
This time around, ALL of the lyrics in this song came straight from the event transcript. I only added one line to the end of the chorus, which is also the title of the song.