So This is Basically Legend of Zelda

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Don't worry Link, it could be worse. She could've asked for a piece of pizza with Star Fragments on it.
Can you guess which Zelda games I do and don't like just by watching the video? Try your luck and win a heart piece! (Hint: Breath of the Wild is REALLY fun)
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[@lukiethecottoncandywolf7114]

sometimes he's young, sometimes he's hot, sometimes he's toon, and sometimes he's not, but he's always HYAAAATT

[@YandereKnows]

Just Another Gamer *Breaks pot*

[@Bl00DY617]

lost my shit at that point.

[@itsmehred]

Just Another Gamer HYAAAAAATT *swings all the swords at once* >:D

[@williamguest1013]

Just Another Gamer still waiting for nontendo to make leg end of HIYAAAAHHH

[@cheesecake2307]

Just Another Gamer and I'm gay

[@fearodactyl2886]

**Link peacefully enjoying life in BotW** Piano notes: *Im about to end this man’s whole career*

[@velhaw8737]

**War flashbacks**

[@kareenaharrison9249]

*Flashbacks* Oh god....all I was doing was trying to get the Korok seeds....

[@jas9102]

I was just trying to get a memory ;-;

[@kareenaharrison9249]

@@jas9102 I was starting the game and I thought hey! Why not get all the korok seeds? So I started where the most Korok seeds were, and I sort of regret it because well ..I got them all but one...I needed revalis gale to get it...lol

[@jas9102]

kareena harrison Lmao I intended to get all of them but after getting like 50 I’m like “I’m not losing my sanity over this, I’m saving the little I have left for the next game”

[@ThunderLord-fq7rk]

"When the Triforce is brought together, something, something, vague magic." Exactly.

[@viviblue7277]

Actually at this point it’s been narrowed down to “one per person limited power vague wish magic and you can wish together to get even more powerful wishes that are less likely to backfire horribly”

[@noizepusher7594]

@@viviblue7277 so it’s not even that good?!

[@viviblue7277]

@@noizepusher7594 eh it’s pretty good when 2 people use it simultaneously and wish for the same thing. If you don’t have a really good idea and someone who agrees though it seems to usually backfire horribly. Also if the triforce doesn’t exist the world starts to fall apart which is really the more important part.

[@Universe6265]

I think it... grants... wishes? Sometimes?

[@tadams587]

Sounds almost vague enough to be Kingdom Hearts.

[@colbaltmind5696]

Zelda's personality in breath of the wild is just "anxiety"

[@sunshineyrainbows13]

Understandable given a world destroying calamity was up and coming tbh

[@CountShaman]

And british.

[@icemntnwater]

Me_irl

[@matthewmckee3762]

King Rhoam: I have created a responsible princess. Link: You F-ed up a perfectly good Zelda, is what you did. Look at her, she’s got anxiety. Zelda: 😣

[@OmegaQuinn]

@@matthewmckee3762 pretty much all parents these days who ignore their child’s mental states until the child does something good

[@L1Run]

"The other two just get to be born with powers" - Link is born with the greatest power of them all, the save-and-reload power. Do you have any idea how horrible this is from the bad guys' perspective?

[@xekon14]

Misha Finally, Link is dead! Wait, what's that, "Load Save"? Oh god oh fu-

[@L1Run]

@@xekon14 "Lord God, Link is dead, thank you... Years of fighting practice and unforgiving brutal life paid off." "Not quite. Hello again." "What?! But... how?.. How many times must I fight you, Link?!!" "Until you're dead, bud. Until you're dead."

[@genomerc]

@Jack Merlo I was literally about to type the exact same thing I am shooketh

[@raawesome3851]

Well, if Subaru from Re:Zero is anything to go by, it still is painful to die every so often.

[@supuhmon3217]

Misha agreed

[@vex_3455]

Peter Pan elf simps for queen elf and battles a magic pig for the holy doritos

[@flora6941]

Exactly. Well said XD

[@dewarz1547]

This summery single handly makes me wanna Play it.

[@sophiaskojec]

and evil santa's helper imprisons his brother while oddly ambiguous trader sells you random bugs he found in his backpack, and goes nuts for beetles.

[@Elenrai]

1 part doritos, 1 part Toblerone, 1 part...

[@asimplehuman.28]

So simple yet percect

[@damyenhockman5440]

"Link always wins, except for when he doesn't." All the guardians lock target

[@Gio_Giovanna]

You mean NGYAAAH

[@birdinahat3521]

When you fall into the hole in the Labyrinth of the island

[@oscarwang7227]

Parries: hello

[@insertobligatoryreferenceh489]

But we don't talk about those times!

[@martelgates9074]

@Danganronpa Rat the bigger question is why are they all there?

[@shinkinou3973]

Of course this video isn't sponsored. If it was he could've said "Click the HIYAH in the description..."

[@das_mo]

Omfg 😂😂

[@Hes_Gone]

LMAO

[@billybill1270]

"Ganondorf is a wizard who doesn't know what wizards are" so that explains Smash Bros Ganondorf

[@maryj4ne]

I laughed so hard at that

[@brodaciousbro1149]

Billy Bill it’s Gamblegork. 😂😂😂

[@Anidiot69]

He’s a Captain Falcon clone

[@lucasdellamaggiore]

@@Anidiot69 "Imitation is the biggest form of flattery" I guess he really admires Captain Falcon, can relate, dude's a badass

[@roxascross3741]

He really needs a new move set . They could base it on hyrule warriors.

[@trying2think765]

“Zelda doesn’t have a personality” Never before have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with

[@ft_slushie_studio]

I literally just thought of this before I saw the comment, _AND_ I'm the 69th Like. *Nice.*

[@lidlove123]

I know but it hurts

[@maxichina5249]

Except in ocarina of time

[@TheGingiGamer]

@@maxichina5249 And Skyward Sword and BotW. Come on.

[@maxichina5249]

Chris Hahn true,and also maybe in twilight princess

[@RobertJones-bs9pf]

Twilight Princess was my first Zelda, which made the ending very confusing. I remember thinking, "Why was the villain replaced with another villain with the same goals and personality? Why is this person with three minutes of screentime being treated like Link's best friend and possible love interest? And why was the game named after her?"

[@xiulanqi3746]

tp was also my first zelda, but i was also a child who was bad at reading. most of the game didnt inspire any emotion to me until the very last min when midna left. i had no idea what was going on the entire time, but even the ending still made me sad. i would replay the final boss over and over again to make myself sad LMAO

[@Isuream6331]

Ah yes, Twilight princess. The game that was made more confusing by having Zelda in it

[@lunaramon9825]

That was mentioned in a interview

[@owenmckenzie2027]

I love the implication that Hyahh just says his name all the time like a Pokémon.

[@annasobrino7614]

LINk Is PoKEMon ConFRiMed

[@noodlesandwich2945]

@@annasobrino7614 *Hyahh

[@annasobrino7614]

Yes I meant hyahh "Who's link"😐

[@noodlesandwich2945]

@@annasobrino7614 Yeah, where did you get that?

[@annasobrino7614]

Auto correct

[@dandlioof]

Why link doesn't talk in the game: well excuuuuse me princess

[@glavxy7743]

Oh no

[@hollyqrz]

well excHYEEGHHse me princess

[@derekmartin5340]

Zelda: *lays on bed, tired* Link: *Busts into door* Zelda: Wha-? Link? Link: Oh boy smooching time! Zelda: AHHH

[@anomalya1242]

@@derekmartin5340 WHY DID YOU MENTION THAT

[@rainierbernales538]

*oh boi! smoochin' time!*

[@thehog5682]

Sometimes he's young, Sometimes he's hot, Sometimes he's toon and same times he's not, But he's always HHHYAAHHH!!!

[@GiveUsTodayOurDailyBread]

U know what though? He protecc He attacc But most importantly he HYAHHH!

[@egas8701]

Swag Doge lol

[@danielb2463]

Bread He protec He attac But most importantly He SHAAAAAAK

[@nicklewis470]

Swag Doge *YES*

[@asianspriggan3437]

Daniel is that you

[@tjjordan4207]

The entire franchise can be summed up as a story about two of three reincarnating beings who are destined to battle each other for all time to continue bringing in the big bucks the powerful entity beyond their realm known as Nintendo.

[@axelholmberg9071]

"Ganondorf is always the bad guy, even when he isn't!"

[@peemaster-uu9qo]

Imagine a person not knowing what Legend of Zelda is watches this, and then starts to genuinely thinks that the main character’s name is “NGYAAAH!”

[@DiamondDrizzle]

Lol XD

[@etherealbabyfrog3427]

my crush has a Zelda bag so i looked this up and this is what i’ve learned

[@christianferrarini2625]

Wait it’s not nyahh?

[@christianferrarini2625]

Wow

[@triathlon8059]

I’m not one of those people. I know his name is Zelda

[@Skrzy33]

Respect your Zelders.

[@kiiwikiori7542]

Scotty Doesn't Know You mean respect your HYAAH

[@c.nelson3747]

STOOOOOP

[@EpicBzzBoy3]

Why is there a French adbot in an English comment section? Complete fail.

[@grizlo6716]

Scotty Doesn't Know she makes me moist

[@Meg-qy1ss]

My B

[@rainmanslim4611]

"Diamonds! Just... diamonds!" For some reason, that delivery kills me every time

[@Fluffkitscripts]

I do love the idea of a wizard who can do magic, but he’s so strong that it’s just easier to make problems go away by hitting them

[@ambermedina-montoya8875]

Video: He always wins, except for when he doesnt. But we don't talk about those times Me: agreed. When we hear that first piano note. We run. Or teleport

[@theeclipsemaster]

Or bring out the ancient arrows or master sword (after only 35 hrs)

[@ambermedina-montoya8875]

@@theeclipsemaster yep I'm a lot better now than I was 2 months ago. Now after about 30 hours I get excited whenever I see a guardian because of ancient parts. I pull out my hylian shield and Parry and its all good. I now get excited about lynels because after 50 hours they are pretty easy to kill. I killed my first silver lynel yesterday. Fairly easy, took me longer than a white tho lol

[@theeclipsemaster]

@@ambermedina-montoya8875 they are so fun

[@ambermedina-montoya8875]

@@theeclipsemaster they really are lol

[@doublebattle8990]

Or get all of those sweet pot lids

[@rey-9911]

"they got the 3DS controls remake" made me laugh so much

[@gwoogle3697]

ik its so much better

[@ghettokage6104]

Lmfaoo

[@komugi_trs13]

Yep, it is the best

[@prons_gaming5083]

2:04 "The master sword, the only weapon that can seal away GambleGORK" made me laugh harder than I should've

[@coleminer8847]

“The series has an over arching timeline *Link Noise*-ing all the games together” The word link doesn’t exist anymore I see

[@krsvi713]

of couse the wold *hyah!* exists, silly. it a joke, *hah!* -ing back to *Seiiiiiiha!* , the silent swordsman and protagonist of the Zelda games (fun fact: his name [ *Huh-huh-heh-huh-huh-heh-huh!* , for those who weren't paying attention] only appears in two game titles. These are "Missing *htaaa!* " and " *hup!* to the Past"). In he part you referenced, where he talks about the timeline *t'hyuuuaaaaaah* -ing all the games together, he doesn't say "hyeh" but actually *hyeh* , instead of "hyeh" (which was what you thought he said - little did you know, that it was actually *hyeh* , instead of "hyeh"). This also happens in the "annoying mechanics" part, where he references *hrah* cables - but I bet you thought he said "hrah" cables, didn't you? Well, for your information, he said *hrah* cables (though this was covered up by the audio clip of *t'heiiiiiiiiiyaaa* 's shout) hope this helps *AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaargh...* together your experience of the video. There's also a *huuuuah!* in the description if you enjoyed it as much as I did :)

[@willson8146]

@@krsvi713 Who are you, so wise in the knowledge of the *HIYAAAAAAAAH!!!!* timeline?

[@krsvi713]

@@willson8146 Little did you know, I am *HIYAAAH* himself...

[@willson8146]

@@krsvi713 *GASP*

[@TechySeven]

@@krsvi713 Erp... Three though?! There is also " *Hyaaht!* Between Worlds". Plus I assumed when you said "Missing *htaaa!* ", you meant " *Htaaa's* Awakening" for some reason. But then there is also "Adventure of *HutHYAH* " as well, So maybe it should really be 4?!?

[@whiskerYT]

"Ganondorf is a wizard who doesn't know what wizards are." THAT GOT ME AND I DON'T KNOW WHY.

[@whiskerYT]

Alfredo der Analtorpedo It's that he doesn't use magic as much as a wizard should (usually using a sword or some kind of other melee weapon)

[@Scorpion122178]

For me it was when he pulled out a sword and smiled.

[@cursedinari7434]

ChimC79 It got me too.

[@1994belac]

Umm, his name is Gamblegorf thank you very much.

[@franciscomelendez5906]

So close to a thousand.

[@Error-lo8fs]

Ah, my favourite Legend of Zelda game, *Legend of Zelda: the Sacred Pizza Toppings*

[@qilinit]

Error 404 ahh yes, with toppings like *tatl and tael*

[@qioxqiox316]

My favorite one was the legend of zelda the triforce tea party.

[@myweirdways4391]

That should be a real game lol 😂

[@mattoxkurtz4661]

Mine was olive of time!

[@lucyaprilyui]

@@myweirdways4391 it would be really hard to play then

[@whoisheiforgothisname2103]

Princess Zelda despite all the wisdom in the world, can't avoid getting kidnapped.

[@sunshineyrainbows13]

Nintendo's fault for preaching so often that power trumps wisdom, lol. But realistically, I beg to differ. Still. It works for the game, so they don't care.

[@annasobrino7614]

No you are just not smart enough to understand her intentions

[@Isuream6331]

If she was the wisest person in Hyrule, then Hyrule is fuuuuuuuuuuuucked

[@donovanjoseph737]

1:25 Honestly, I would be 100% down for a goddess or goddess-like character for the next Botw game with this personality

[@kayttajaxxau4965]

“Zelda doesn’t have a personality” kinda true but how dare you

[@daredevildog5483]

What about BOTW

[@jackofalltrades417]

the only incarnation to have one

[@karierainey4435]

Well in botw she turns it around

[@acardboardbox9386]

“And we were like we know but hey”

[@34quynhnhu80]

Stella Christiansen RHYMER

[@panini_iii]

3:16 he missed the chance to say "there are many fish in the sea"

[@drolemem]

Kirbo

[@panini_iii]

@@drolemem yes

[@SlyHikari03]

Fr

[@amaira4651]

I loved the part when Vatti's like "get out of my palace"

[@VegetaLF7]

Seriously, Vatti is a villain in several games yet people only ever know Ganon/Ganondorf.

[@hyzmarie]

@@VegetaLF7I LOVE Vaati! I checked out the Minish Cap manga from a library once and I love my lil purple mouse :3

[@dogebread-mi9el]

vatti then be like hippity hoppity get off my property

[@RickimusYT]

I do love that everybody is in agreement that link is just a gremlin who every now and then yells “HYA”

[@jacobadams5906]

*Link noises itensify*

[@pal1d1nl1ght]

Jacob Adams One day he'll speak, and everyone will just leave.

[@devildavin]

or maybe he just grunted and she didn't know what to do with that so she named him link....

[@thomaster8870]

Recently I've been hearing Link noises from my parents' bedroom, but whenever go to check on it, I find all the decor shattered and our emergency rupees stolen. Mother has been suffering from heavy depression ever since grandma's vases were destroyed. They were all we had left of her and now it's all gone. Father asked the guards for help, but his pleas fell on deaf ears. Some protectors of the people they are... If this continues I don't know how our family will survive the winter...

[@happ3781]

Thomaster шлепанцы dont worry tjey respawn

[@jacobadams5906]

Evan Starevil True cuz i actually am a furfag ʎɐ ɔnuʇ ɥǝɥǝ ıɯ soɹɹʎ

[@Dami_Ka]

A game where you explore dungeons and get murdered by chickens. You could've honestly ended the video there and it would've been perfectly accurate.

[@Thunor93]

Agreed ....had to watch part over many times cause its sooo true ...kill powerful boss ....get mauled by chickens ....

[@dabigpig_yt5965]

Anthony Towner yeah, In Hyrule Warriors I literally died from accidentally hitting a random Cucco. He just followed me everywhere! I feel like cuccos are secretly Gods in diusgise

[@EthanGamble95]

So true

[@BubbleArcadia]

So true

[@BubbleArcadia]

@@Thunor93 actually in Twilight Princess you just turn into one yourself

[@interstellararts5195]

2:40 “Where’d you get that disembodied heart, Cory. Where- where’d you get that?”

[@hyzmarie]

Picori :) they’re little mouse people, also called Minish, where the game Minish Cap got its name :)

[@KiaStout]

I find it hilarious for some reason that the teapot is called royal tea. I feel for Link why do the other two always get to be royalty but Link ends up as a 'usually poor' peasant.

[@Isuream6331]

Because underdog stories rule

[@mr.sansman5341]

Sooo... There’s Ganondorf. There’s Zelda. And there’s *HYAH.*

[@brucesewing6183]

it's not HYAH it's Link

[@MrKarateHandlesYou]

@@brucesewing6183 whooooosh

[@toxin2770]

@@brucesewing6183 that joke FLEW over your head

[@ronjayrose9706]

Pretty much

[@just_kuroo6204]

Bruce Sewing r/woosh

[@w1ndsy]

*[HYAH INTENSIFIES]*

[@Raymond670]

*HYAH HUP HAAAH SCRAAAAH*

[@leorlev5785]

[Silence Intensifies]

[@IFuckingLoveFrenchToast]

KYAAAAAAAAAAAH*

[@riccardoflorio2800]

AquaSlime Gaming IAquiI ...

[@Grimdawn95]

SHIAAAT!

[@Joy.creations]

In the first few seconds I’m like, “What’s Ben doing there?” Then my brain turned on again and I remembered *the entire lore* of Creepypasta

[@thorwhoisacat]

What?

[@sofigzz3163]

What the- XD

[@sleepy_moth4048]

oh god no the ben and jeff fangirls in like- 2014-2016 scared me

[@TheCreatorChan]

I heard Creepypasta

[@Joy.creations]

@@sleepy_moth4048 my friend has trauma because of those fangirls, but I haven’t known Creepypasta that long so lucky me ig lmao

[@DarthBil1]

Ganondorf is a wizard who doesn't know what wizards are. That is an accurate description.

[@thea_jpeg]

" A game where you explore dungeons and get murdered by chickens " Me : *war flashbacks*

[@person1954]

Bro...u goid

[@bowlcutdog527]

*Chickens

[@DarthRelkew]

@Alshiva K like a majority of them. I would recommend playing the all of you have time and money. They are very good games.

[@guesty6128]

kill chickens

[@kawtherelhassan5254]

@Alshiva K it was just a joke

[@Austin_Schulz]

Spirit Tracks Zelda had an adorable personality.

[@MrSentinel07]

Definitely. :)

[@Gebirges]

Austin Schulz Because she died

[@superheriber27]

Gebirges wait what?

[@pre-ordertrenchonitunesbtw4913]

Austin Schulz what about Skyward Sword

[@mariesweeney1202]

Yeah I really liked Spirit Tracks Zelda

[@theeggbertington]

"Zelda is all about adventuring caves!" *"and being murdered by chickens"*

[@sofigzz3163]

Truest words were never spoken

[@direwolfknight7639]

I remember the first time that happened ro me. I was so confused.

[@ps4pro668]

Don’t forget the harems!

[@mickmarino1635]

I like how he lists all the things that work against Gannon for no reason like a fishing rod that distracted him in twilight princess

[@lankthedank6931]

"All of Skyward Sword" _TRIGGERED_

[@stonefree981]

Lank the Dank I know right that's like my favorite zelda game

[@lankthedank6931]

Personally, I really like the motion controls. It's one of my favorite things about the game.

[@aqthefanattic7933]

I replayed it last month after like two years and I finally understood why it's so polarising.

[@alexfore7944]

I HOPE TO GOD they make a HD remake of skyward sword for the switch, plus they can finally improve the motion controls now.

[@lankthedank6931]

I think the motion controls are fine, I don't get why people find them bad. I used a blue Wii Remote Plus, so maybe my experience may be different than others, but I still think the combat system was my favorite thing about it. Made boss fights a lot more fun IMO.

[@sevaaru]

I love how when the Game Boy link cable appears, it´s the "Heyaa" Cable

[@pormpfspimperton6804]

zelda has an overarcing timeline HUP-ing all the games together

[@squidgetime]

Sevanevani 2:53

[@OnEiNsAnEmOtHeRfUcKa]

Also when the timeline "HYUK"ing all the games together.

[@grizlo6716]

Sevanevani wow that made me moist

[@noir6502]

Pun intended

[@licorish_]

"Ganondorf is a wizard who doesn't know what wizards are." If that doesn't sum up the whole franchise in one sentence I don't know what does

[@gingerforrest6096]

"All of Skyward Sword" Me who beat it twice in hero mode: Uhhh yeah about that

[@halallink2003]

Me who lost about more than six times in lanagyru stuck in the walking machine and hit by electricity wall: yes.... about that *facefaults*

[@captainwaa7274]

Sometimes he's young, Sometimes he's hot, Sometimes he's toon, And sometimes he's not. But he's always *AAYAAAAH!*

[@SniperJoeLieutenant]

And then there is the Hystoria (I think that's how you spell it), *AAYAAAAH* -ing the games together.

[@settingittowumbo1953]

Christian Lykke

[@stevencollado3590]

It's sooo trueeeeeeeeeee

[@erikguardado7283]

Christian Lykke you

[@rufina4135]

AYAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@bluefiregamingandcards]

"It might be tough but in the end HAAAAH always wins. Except when he doesn't" *"But we don't talk about those times"*

[@conkle4787]

Guardian noises

[@kinlaw7220]

Beep boop prepare to get your stomach ripped out by a giant claw

[@marisafutscher8673]

*insert guardian piano and link panicking*

[@guardianstalker682]

**Points gun to head**

[@hello-kx8gx]

@@guardianstalker682 let me get my master sword

[@haden636]

Well to be fair Princess Zelda does have to beg a goddess for magic arrows every now and then 🤣

[@Faceless_time_traveler]

Replacing the word " Link " with Link's screams is very funny

[@nagapathijagannatham8938]

I love botw cause it’s so different. Zelda is more soldier calling for backup than damsel in distress

[@AliceTheSpider]

Zelda is usually way badass in other games too. She is a fighter princess who sacrifices for her people in TP, she is Sheik in OOT, a Phantom in Spirit Tracks, A Pirate in Wind Waker, A Goddess in Skyward Sword. Actually BOTW Zelda one of the most naive and young ones

[@idoitforthememes6011]

Still not as good as Ocarina of Time

[@thomashooper2451]

Zelda is totally a damsel in distress, though. Sure, she has a bit more agency in that she's holding Ganon back instead of simply being locked in a tower, but saving Zelda and Hyrule are still the two top priorities of the game. It's only window dressing.

[@soylentgreenb]

Ocarina of time is the single worst main series zelda game. It introduced most of the terrible features that plagued the series until breath of the wild. Navi, z-targeting, low framerate clunkily telegraphed combat based on memorization instead of mechanical skill, rehashing the same items from a link to the past (you could possibly blame a link to the past for that, but the items were fine, it was the rehashing endlessly that was bad), collectathon side quests. One of the worst sins I cannot blame on OOT unfortunately. The original zelda was this open world like Breath of the wild. Zelda 2 was somewhat open but gated a lot of areas off with progression items and spells. This too I hope is finally dead after Breath of the wild.

[@cannedbugs]

yes!!!

[@Sharpclawasaurus]

This video contains two references to the Minish Cap, which is two more than the entirety of the rest of the internet. I salute you.

[@andrewphilos]

JackTheBaker Ezlo, Picori, Kinstones, Vaati's scheme... I count at least 4.

[@Sharpclawasaurus]

My bad, I missed Ezlo and Vaati. Even better though, finally someone gives that game the recognition it deserves.

[@tlomofficial]

JackTheBaker Minish Cap was my first Zelda

[@YokaiDisorder]

WOOP

[@etrandex6407]

"The princess is a *strong personality* " - Daruk

[@GrouchyKraut]

For real. Link always has to prove himself. Ganon and Zelda just given the triforce

[@karmaxander3508]

Sometimes he's young, sometimes he's hot, Sometimes he's toon, And sometimes he's not. But he's always HEEEAAAYYUUUTT

[@cosmo9267]

But let's make sure he's never CDI again

[@DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou.]

Sometimes... He's doomguy.

[@benjiporraz7418]

But he's always murdered by the fucking cucco,

[@TheHeroBleeder]

@@DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou. nope sorry. Link is not DoomGuy.

[@lux0rd01]

That was way funnier than it should have been

[@Sleepy_Sleepy]

"Ha, try and hit me with that 19 year old control scheme" "Ow-" *a few moments of excruciating nutshot pain later* "He got the 3ds remake"

[@miriamtrauernicht3978]

I just felt guilty for having the remake and finding that mini game easy in that moment xD

[@TaoScribble]

I must be the only person in existence that hates the motion controls and finds it actually harder to aim with.

[@gaaraofthefunk7163]

Agentjake M In my case, I wish*. For my little one. I still have a GameCube lol 😂

[@theeclipsemaster]

It was the stomach

[@unstableturtleduck]

It's been a while, and I haven't played every Zelda game (not gotten the heart pieces in the 3d ones) so which game is that from? Ocarina of Time 3d? Majora's mask 3d?

[@smakutostrange8884]

The representation of the goddess was perfect, I freaking hate her. Like, I played the game and she was like 'oh, you've just gone through a really hard challenge that took many amounts of your hearts and almost made you feel like smashing your remote in half! Well fuck you coz you need to do three more of those challenges to only end up with getting one heart container!' And like, with BoTW it was like 'Oh yeah, I’m not gonna tell you the location of the sword you gotta find that yourself' you get to the forest 'oh yeah, you gotta go through that forest that'll send you right back at the start if you do a wrong turn' and you then get to the sword pedestal 'oh yeah, after all of that you still need thirteen hearts for this, which means that you have to do 52 shrines all together, have fun!'😂

[@abigailc8829]

You don't necessarily need that many shrines since you get a Heart Container after each Divine Beast. Also, since you already start out with 3 hearts, it's only 40 shrines. Still not great though I'll admit.

[@ryannvolner2089]

... I just used a glitch to get the sword 😅

[@mrvaporiz]

I adore how you drew Link in this bit, some people have trouble footing with simplifying the designs for fan art and such so it's helpful to see what you did.

[@themadgamer1217]

The darkest magic of all: plagiarism. Totally using that if I ever become a high school or college English teacher. XD

[@Nzosaba_Matenge]

You became the very you swore to destroy

[@zaphenathgarcia]

Nzosaba Matenge lol

[@themadgamer1217]

@@Nzosaba_Matenge in my hubris... I’ve become what I pledged to destroy! 🤣🤣🤣

[@sharonhollohan4661]

I really liked Ocarina of time but my favorite was *AAAYAAH* between worlds

[@dominicwilson309]

@iLoveJackingOn ... Linkcarina of time?

[@The_Metroid]

Or AAAYAAH's Awakening DX?

[@facepwnagewtf]

AAAYAAH To The Past, anyone?

[@_simon.s_]

I like Hyaaaggghhh's Crossbow Training!

[@Fenyx_Birb]

How about *URRAGHH* adventure

[@-Commit-arson-]

Gannon obviously doesn’t know what a wizard is because we keep forgetting he is…Same thing with Bowser honestly

[@sakuraquinn6519]

The Vaati reference made me weep tears of joy everyone forgets about him he's so underrated

[@MENACEMAXX]

HONESTLY

[@Nightshade-Aurora]

YES

[@hockeyfreak896890]

"He's a wizard who doesn't know what a wizard is" Holy shit that line KILLED me hahahaha

[@xariablake8984]

Huh. A LoZ bashing video with no Navi. That's new.

[@xmm-cf5eg]

Hey, listen!

[@lbomb8437]

Hey listenHey listenHey listenHey listenHey listenHey listenHey listenHey listenHey listenHey listenHey listenHey listenHey listenHey listenHey listenHey listenHey Hey listen

[@hatejono]

He doesn't talk about Navi but there is a Navi Easter egg

[@mushroomdude123]

Maybe it was too obvious of a joke to make? In that case, props.

[@jimjim844]

they murdered navi in a previous episode of frustration. They used Mega Man's weapons LOL

[@ares.peralta]

My friend sent me this so I can find out what Legend of Zelda is- **Im still confused**

[@thorwhoisacat]

Figured it out yet? Basically, theres these three gods who are like “lets create the earth and this cool artifact and a god to protect it” and the goddess they created reincarnates herself and also chooses some other dude as a hero, who defeats this dude named demise, who wanted the triforce, but demise reincarnates himself as ganondorf. Zelda and link continuously reincarnate, and the same ganondorf always tries to get the triforce and Link and zelda defeat him except for like once. That’s just a simplification, tho. Each game has it’s own story, then there’s the seperate timelines, THEN there’s the Wild universe, which would take 2 hours to explain across just two games, but whatever

[@webbowser8834]

Long story short, it's one of the earliest action rpgs series. Generally Legend of Zelda's come in 2 flavors: top down 2D Action RPG and 3D Action RPGs. They're generally solid games that keep a fairly high standard of quality throughout the series, so its hard to go wrong when picking up a Legend of Zelda title (unless you somehow own a Phillip's CDI console, but if you know what that is then you don't need me to explain what LoZ is). Most titles emphasize exploration and collecting tools to solve puzzles and open new paths to explore. Zelda games tend to be fairly light on story elements, but it also doesn't waste your time (for the most part). So yeah, that's about all I got for ya. TL;DR, Legend of Zelda is an action based RPG with heavy emphasis on exploration and puzzle solving.

[@sammy8062]

So do you know what **HYAH** means tho-

[@thebrownieman5293]

@@sammy8062 it’s Zelda /s

[@JustAWildSkullKid]

You'll never be as confused as everyone of us was when we first found out that the boy we're playing as isn't named Zelda. By the way, as someone pointed out, the games are all good, but I'm going to share with you the ones you should save for last: The Legend of Zelda and The Adventure of *HYAAH!* for NES. A *HYAAH* to The Past for SNES. Majora's Mask for Nintendo 64 and 3DS. And maybe even Breath Of The Wild. I mean, it's great and you should try it out, but it has nothing to do with how the other Zelda games work. It's like the Ocarina of Time of the generation born after Ocarina of Time was released.

[@IceGoddessRukia]

Ganondorf is like 70% thicc boi, 20% magic and 10% sexy man. At least in the older games he would have a robe, now he's just THICC.

[@stevendreyer7247]

"Ganondorf is a wizard who.. Doesn't know what wizards are.." I love it.

[@gigaswardblade7261]

steven dreyer golbez is starting to rub off on ganondorf

[@kiewie69]

Gamblegorg not Ganondorf 2:05

[@syfyky]

Kabelbinder_ Gamblegork* :)

[@lacyhollings6612]

What about Gamblecork XD (2:05)

[@thekingofthievesganondorf1628]

+Emma Plays hey! I'm right here!!!!

[@Blapze]

My recommendations page actually did something correct

[@mintay420]

Thats why I'm here

[@xanderwrahn]

Ikr

[@lucyaprilyui]

Sameee

[@juici7196]

I know I always get recommendations for the gayest stuff

[@lilalannen6627]

Jello: Zelda doesent have a personality People playing Age of Calamity: ArE yOU sURe aBouT thAT

[@montanabloodworth6155]

Also the fact that she's 16 during those cutscenes.

[@ThunderLord-fq7rk]

Me in response to that statement: F*ck you.

[@bingusbongus1912]

@Nora Smith so basically by that logic, every official zelda thing is canon but if it doesn't make sense its just in alternate timelines right? thats actually pretty interesting if its true ngl

[@johannhowitzer]

The main characters in Zelda games don't have personalities by design. They're archetypes. If you want personality, look to the side characters.

[@raymond_dont_cry3451]

As an age of calamity player i can confirm that this comment is 100 percent accurate

[@MikeNoob101]

This is so accurate Especially dying to cuccos

[@williamdavis7299]

You play as **link noise** Sometimes he’s young Sometimes he’s hot Sometimes he’s toon Sometimes he’s not But he’s always **LINK NOISES**

[@rickymahoney2669]

“YAH!!!!!!!”

[@ProSkillzDragonGal]

The only link noises I know are "HYAHHH" and "Well EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME, princess"

[@camerbach]

@@ProSkillzDragonGalterminal montage has been found

[@cinnamonflan1412]

That was my favorite part of the whole video 😂😂😂😂

[@JonathanCurry-jc5sd]

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[@eadsk99]

"The fishabilities are endfish" I spit out my drink.

[@peteod9913]

eadsk99 I thought that said ‘I fish out my drink.’ . I’m dying!! 🤪

[@atotallyrealhuman8780]

Wit about THE bord fishes AKA rito's

[@goodnight01687]

Ew

[@stellar5007]

Just as that part played I read this

[@thorwhoisacat]

*Sidlink intensifies*

[@Survwithagun]

2:05 or in btow literally ANYTHING

[@r2nemesis42]

"Papa tingle" [the image] "Better kooloo Better limpah" just broke me

[@AverageBananas12]

"The games have overarching timeline _hya_ ing all the game together."

[@Mr.Pallanza]

It's 2019, and I can't wait to play as *_HYAGH_* in the remake of Legend of Zelda: *_HYAAARGH's_* Awakening!

[@cherry414]

Oh man, I just got *_HYAAAGH_* Awakening recently and *_HYAAAGH_* is so cuute!

[@chailatte8559]

And botw 2!

[@weirdowithahoodie289]

I recently started playing *HYAH'S* Awakening, and it's awesome! Just finished the first dungeon! Botw will always be my favorite, though!

[@Metawire61]

Sadly i don't own a switch and have to settle for the awsome 20 year old HYYYAAHH's awakening for the gameboy color emulator

[@peteod9913]

And now it’s 2020.... 🤪

[@thebigheartyradish]

Ganondorf is a wizard who doesn't know what a wizard is

[@judo6506]

This has the most accurate auto-generated captions in the world.

[@TheGalaxyWings]

gamble Gork

[@roj0riot]

"An overarching timeline HYAHking all the games together" is what got me EDIT: oh damn thats a lot of thumbs. wow.

[@berdish11]

Followed by "annoying mechanic, like HYAHK-cable"

[@autumn8275]

I read this right as he said that. *gasp* HYAH is magical

[@mediocreviddygameplayer]

"Using the darkest magic of all, PLAGIARISM," is what got me.

[@Frikiman_H]

Where did you get those... disembodied thumbs...?

[@emelietheandroidyoutuber7393]

hello! rember me....it's me max

[@arlogk7665]

*the fishabilities are endfish*

[@Pablo360able]

I'd play a Zora dating sim

[@kattiecat8481]

Benny Alten nice one dude

[@arlogk7665]

:D

[@redxphones3281]

Something about this comment seems *Fishy*

[@bernardoheusi6146]

"Sidon" ROFLMAO

[@flapjack2330]

"Zelda doesn't have a personality..." Understandable from someone who doesn't like skyward sword

[@YourLovelyGuy9442]

Bcz it's not good as others

[@flapjack2330]

@@YourLovelyGuy9442 If you ignore the controls (which I think are good anyway), it has some of the best dungeons and story on the franchise. Have you even played it, or have you just listened to bad reviews?

[@sofigzz3163]

I'm playing SS rn and I do like it, tho I'm not very fond of the Silent Trials, or whatever trials I'm doing rn after completing my Master Sword to get the Hero's Song, they are SUPER ANNOYING. Overall it is a good game.

[@wessyde9476]

Zelda literally evaporating to revive Midna on the spot while having a duty to a whole ass kingdom being selfless as hell shooting magic arrows via horseback like boss royalty While a 5ft-2 hylian neuro divergent boy with selective mutism unites the 4 corners of the earth because the sometimes pigman keeps being a sociopath with no boundaries and they're all linked twin flames/karmics doomed to repeat the same cycle until someone strays from their path

[@BrunodeSouzaLino]

@@wessyde9476 That's a lot of words.

[@TheBreadPirate]

So many niche references! I love this video.

[@maxichina5249]

“Good luck hitting me with those 19 year old control schemes!” Me,who has gotten every target minigame on the first try:Oh, you’re approaching me?

[@LostSoulGame]

I can't hit you with N64 controllers without getting closer

[@maxichina5249]

Shrek guy LMAO

[@LostSoulGame]

@@maxichina5249 Everywhere I go i see JoJo references, honestly I love it.

[@definitelynotcris]

Twilight Princess' Treasure Island: I can't make you beat the shit out of your controller without getting any closer.

[@linkfaris7769]

! IMPOSSIBLE

[@ZeldamateurLP]

First second was more accurate than many "reviews" on the internet.

[@PabloLink74]

That's right. Many people mention Zelda as being a RPG while the only Zelda game that could fit in this genre is Zelda II The Adventure of Link.

[@melon4345]

He just says "The legend of zelda." What's accurate about that?

[@Shadethewolfy]

@@PabloLink74 I mean if you want to be technical it is an RPG. You're *playing* the *role* of Link-- I'm sorry, of HYAAAAAAAAGH!! I guess by that logic every game is an RPG. lol.

[@mhafan2913]

I love just the whole time you never said Link…. His name was THE NOISES HE MADE LMAO 🤣

[@levithejett956]

It’s hard to get mad and offended at this but harder to not laugh uncontrollably at it

[@cuppajj]

Someone other than me remembers Minish Cap? Never thought I'd see the day

[@ravenwraith1017]

Sids MyName minish cap was one of my first Zelda's, actually, because of that seemingly forgotten free games program when the 3DS launched. So glad I got one before the price went down, otherwise I would never have played a Metroid or fire emblem game either!

[@grizlo6716]

Sids MyName I remember how moist it made me

[@biancaandres8682]

Sids MyName I read the manga. It was cool

[@NoobieSnake]

The Minish Cap was one of the best Zelda games! One of my all time favorite.

[@MisterSynyster]

I enjoyed it...but KINSTOOOOOOOOOOOOOONES! They were never enough & if they didn't fit together, you were just screwed. Also, there was no way to tell if you Kinned with someone already, so you could accidentally do it twice. Same thing with the Twisty Shells, you'll NEVER get enough to get all the gacha-pons because it's randomized & will always cost MORE AND MORE AND MORE

[@eetu-pekkaliikala8320]

Don't forget about the CD-i games! You'll never forget about the CD-i games... Never. *"It sure is boring around here."*

[@camilaecho8300]

*You sure are boring around here*

[@YTNFSCC]

"You've killed me!" - "Good"

[@shortfuse875]

*MA BOY*

[@mothafuger]

"Squadala! We're off!"

[@RVBMichaelJCaboose]

Join me, Link, and I will make your face the greatest in Korodai.... or else you will DIE!

[@lucasthebigl]

Aye the ending animation actually felt like an episode.

[@thehylian3524]

I dyed laughing once I got to the goddess statue ordering the pizza part

[@squibblesquabble1394]

Sometimes he's young, sometimes he's hot Sometimes he's toon, sometimes he's not but he's always *_HIYAAH_*

[@fronk8701]

Also, Ganon wants to take over hyrule for... reasons *my babies*

[@hufflepuffoftime5842]

I will forever have the image of Ganondorf holding cucoos burned in my brain. 0-0 -----

[@fulcrum2951]

Pardon?

[@Krumpulous]

Dat Breath of the Wild Zelda ass

[@penguinw7]

@@hufflepuffoftime5842 I dont see the problem

[@VixXstazosJOB]

Nah, he's clearly a Tyrant who wants domination.... have some history sense will ya, i know you're not a kid lol

[@Ilquendil]

3:13 I will never stop watching this part over and over.

[@halallink2003]

So many fish fish!

[@FelineDeskFan13]

JelloPocalypse’s voice for 99% of the video: cheerful goofy high pitched-ness Their voice at the end of the video: D E E P (compared to what it was for the rest of the vid at least, shocked the heck outa me ngl) This vid was awesome btw

[@charlielouise2428]

Let's not forget the DS game that forced you to blow into the microphone to play the pan pipes until you almost passed out, making you look like a complete noob and making others question why they spend time around you.

[@mariereincarnate]

Katie Louise Preach!

[@Mewsicatto]

But... I liked Spirit Tracks ;-;

[@hugofontes5708]

CerifUTAU Nice game, but mechanic drives you nuts right along with the harp on SS

[@realoctolink64]

Katie Louise Spirit Tracks would be my favorite Zelda game if it weren't for the last 3 main flute songs lol

[@creeper34lol19]

I can't play spirit tracks cause my microphone is busted.

[@larissastevenson3720]

"she just spends all day in a dungeon cashing in on her royalty checks". Killed me!!!

[@Link-dc3wt]

“HYaaaaaaaaaahs angrily

[@Warriorcats64]

Spirit Tracks doesn't agree.

[@Viking102938]

As a longtime fan of the series, listening to somebody describe it like this, and going "...well that's *technically* true" has me looking at these games in a whole new way

[@zelieolive4648]

"Oh... Where'd you get that disembodied heart picori... wh-where'd ja get that?" That was hilarious XD... But seriously.. where'd he get it 0_0