So You Want a Civil War, Do Ya?

[@brianzhamilton]

Most accurate line: “It’s okay when we do it!”

[@greg77389]

It's okay when the left: -Butchers children -Drugs children -Grooms children -Kills babies -Is racist -Steals money -Engages in violence

[@KnuttyEntertainment]

The Ron and Bob character arcs across the seasons really have progressed in to something special.

[@KyleAlexJohn]

I appreciate how you maintained the fantasy by pretending the rainbow-haired SJWs could actually run.

[@larion2336]

or that the police would actually be helpful and not just arrest everyone

[@Snowmon89]

@@larion2336 You haven't been paying attention, have you? I remember them just standing around as buildings were smashed in and cars (among other things) were set ablaze. Although, to be fair, that was only in certain cities that they were ordered to "stand down".

[@BigHonkinGoose]

Yeah, well, I ain't making it very far down the block myself either. Guess I oughta work on that.

[@demonkingbadger6689]

@@larion2336 arrest all the conservatives

[@AhKeelU]

@@BigHonkinGoose Or .... you could take the easy route. I have some blue hair dye I could sell you.....

[@axelthunderpaw7013]

I don't want a civil war. But I will take that over my nation passively falling into authoritarianism.

[@fishsmell3939]

*our nation. Like instead of my wife it's *our wife

[@grekygrek]

Well, the more people they let in and give all our benefits to, while putting them up in the most expensive hotels for free, the less control we have over those in office. We've lost, my friend.

[@rolandswift4311]

@stoned_rabbit o to mention that he left is almost exclusively concentrated in major cities that could be wiped out with a few bombs, whereas the right tends to be more dispersed across more suburban and rural areas. Conservatives are ultimately in a better position.

[@andrewlenfest7548]

My thoughts exactly

[@techpriest4787]

All I want is crock to run for president. Crock 2024

[@BronzeOrwin]

The paradox is they don't tolerate anything they dislike for any reason.

[@Cyricist001]

Why would you tolerate what you don't like? If pdophilia was made mainstream as the Left wants, would you tolerate it? It's not as black and white as people make it sound to be.

[@masonpyle5929]

Bob is Captain America with the fourth wall break abilities of Deadpool , Ron is Iron Man with mentality of She-Hulk , and Seamus is The Winter Soldier with the wisdom of Seamus.

[@Snowmon89]

To clarify, the BAD version of She-Hulk. Believe it or not, she used to be a pretty awesome character at one point. Like Deadpool. No really.

[@some_guy117]

@@Snowmon89sounds like you actually read the comics unlike the creators, NERD!!! But also very true honestly how hard is it to adapt a character that’s fits within there agenda, and fuck it up by forcing you agenda into the character. She was already a strong smart independent woman, but they had to make her a asshole who constantly complains about how the patriarchs and the system is keeping her down

[@ChaoticNeutralMatt]

@@Snowmon89 good times

[@shermanthebear963]

I am going to trust that you are right about Ron being as obnoxious as the recent She-Hulk because I never plan on watching that show because I heard it is bad and if I even had a Disney + subscription I would just watch the Simpsons, a timeless classic, but of course Ron is obnoxious he is a straw man character.

[@tonyrmathis]

@@shermanthebear963 Watched it. It has to be one of the worst series dedicated entirely to a writer venting her daddy issues.

[@lordseelenfresserdemonking1168]

I won't start it But I will defend my nation

[@timothypryor7952]

That's ok, I'll start it.

[@snowcloudshinobi]

@@timothypryor7952 when? you won't do anything.

[@queuedjar4578]

@@timothypryor7952 Thanks Tim.

[@NyeMechworks]

I wont start it, but by god I will end it.

[@vikingsword3485]

When? You allowed lockdowns, the food industry is getting destroyed, and they just destroyed Ohio

[@jamoecw]

Ron's side not getting stomped, and getting arrested at the end was pretty unrealistic.

[@ThePunchening]

Perhaps, but him being back on the street almost immediately certainly is.

[@jarrod752]

No, it was on point. Ron is white, and therefore, part of the problem.

[@simonnachreiner8380]

Outside of a mob they’re incapable of doing much beyond kicking an unconscious person to death and crumple in the face of organized resistance.

[@codyraugh6599]

Depends. Most those "mostly peaceful" exchanges it wasn't that Ron's sude couldn't fight...it's that they were self defeating morons and were still physically outperformed by their opposition anyways. As for Ron's arrest, nah, the unrealistic part is that the Cops didn't notice Ron's rainbow colors and immediately arrest everyone in the general area immediately letting Ron go the next morning while detaining the others looking how to pin the blame on them...until forced to admit Ron was to blame only for him to already be standing outside city lines so magically they respect city/county/state lines and "can't" arrest him...then immediately cross national lines to beat the snot out of someone else.

[@existinginaspace8347]

More like openly fired upon

[@GambitsEnd]

The most unbelievable part of this episode is the police actually doing something.

[@andrehashimoto8056]

That's because Bell Gimp's Private Diesel operated Jet flight was delayed by Ron's stupiiiidity

[@joshuagross3151]

I'd argue the most unbelievable part was that no one on the conservative/libertarian side had a gun.

[@Mikakarot23]

To think anyone except Florida man would be left standing is the funniest notion here

[@fecat93]

I generally agree unless the fighting is in North Dakota in January

[@CMacK1294]

@@fecat93 You underestimate Florida-Man's upgrade ability: Bath Salts

[@dustincameron787]

Passed out after doing drugs and drinking too much in the middle of the fight. He's going to wake up in a few hours swinging wildly and confused as heck. Or normal, as he'd call it.

[@jordancampbell8597]

And his trusty gator didn't get to eat anyone.

[@existinginaspace8347]

@@fecat93 That's when you call the few based people in Connecticut to come up and fight. Your winters might be worse than ours. But we're still adapted to grabbing our mail wearing underwear in sub 20.

[@fearthehoneybadger]

"We will make a better world by blowing the whole place up".

[@djmars1983]

@natma relnam sadly that's pretty much the answer as well I would rather just "blow the whole place up" and let God sort it out

[@potatoheadpokemario1931]

They just want to blow up the core

[@nullpoint3346]

Ah, well if they just said that they might have actually gotten a little support from me.

[@Art1_Sec8]

Seamus is his own sidekick. Humble

[@guillermoelnino]

More like he wanted his characters to do thr talking

[@TheAdmiralMoses]

He'll probably be pardoned within the hour

[@Deadfoot32O]

So glad you got the real Florida Man for the final fight.

[@travelsizedlions]

I heard Seamus had to fight Sony for it.

[@isaiahoconnor8236]

A civil war led by a guy in technological suit of armor fighting a guy with a sheild at an airport... I Got that reference...

[@scallywag1716]

Good for you…

[@ToneSherpa]

I got that reference that you just referenced.

[@isaiahoconnor8236]

@Tone Wolf Audio why thank you, obviously not everyone did ;)

[@nocx4592]

I understood that reference.

[@nobody8717]

We got a real Harry Potter over here, finding clues left and right.

[@sumotacular3681]

The Kung Pow sound effects with the snap transitions to each character are way funnier to me than they have any right to be. For a second I was twelve years old again, watching a Kung Fu parody flick with my baby brother and laughing like an idiot with him at " CHOOOOOSEEEN OOOOOONE! WEEEEEEOOOO!"

[@ChronoSquare]

What if we train him wrong, on purpose?

[@sumotacular3681]

@@ChronoSquare "I'm falling! You're falling! We're falling! A WHALE!"

[@umbasa01]

Love that movie

[@djmars1983]

@@umbasa01 I do too I even love the DVD version of that movie especially the book on tape alternate audio track

[@maxdickings6874]

THAT’S A LOTTA NUTS

[@pretikewl76]

The problem really is that one side is fine just letting the other be, AS LONG AS they don't interfere with their personal lives... but the other side simply can't do that. They are obsessively compelled to inject themselves into literally everything everyone is trying to do and DEMAND acceptance and obedience, lest you be culled.

[@debanydoombringer1385]

Yes. It's pretty Maoist. The youth demand everything before themselves be erased to make way for the new culture they are installing. Any who disagree are removed from the new society. China's cultural revolution.

[@travelsizedlions]

I disagree, to be honest. I for one would very much like to see a return to decency codified as law.

[@marcar9marcar972]

@@travelsizedlions but that’s the problem, those laws are written and enforced by people like Trump, the people you think are evil. Even if we think rude people should be jailed that won’t happen. It’ll be anyone who steps remotely out of line, like you are watching this video.

[@supergamergrill7734]

Excuse me, That is a straight up Lie. Both sides inject themselves into other peoples lives. It’s that conservatives do it more for stupider reasons.

[@supergamergrill7734]

@@marcar9marcar972 Jesus the victim complex is real. Not one person in modern America was arrested just for his political beliefs. Only deplatformed and shunned which is somehow the same as serving prison for life.

[@Marinealver]

Everyone that wants war believes in 2 myths: Myth #1: They are on the winning side. Myth #2: They will survive long enough to see its end.

[@zionleach3001]

Yep. Nobody wants to sit down and talk. "Force answers force, war breeds war,and death brings only death. -Metro 2033.

[@mikewlazlinski4309]

I don't wish for war however in the current state of things such as this strange messaging leftwing media gives about trump that is actually causing crazy people and foreign governments to try and off him, and the fact neither side is going to accept election results this time you might be looking at an actual civil war. Just ya know keep you and yours safe guys.

[@nullpoint3346]

War is the last resort. War can only end with the consent of the victor, and America has proven repeatedly that the victor is never the person calling for conflict.

[@1krani]

I was expecting Bob to have a "dark mirror" moment where he realized Ron is the person he might've become, had he not gone to the future.

[@philosophicaljay3449]

Thank you for calling out the misrepresentation of Popper's Paradox of Tolerance! It is so frustrating that people ignore that Popper clearly outlined that the type of intolerance he was specifically talking about were those that both showed intolerance AND were not willing to engage in rational discourse on the topic. So long as people are willing to engage in rational discourse, they shouldn't be shown intolerance in return. The left, however, has both twisted this into "anyone they don't like" being shown intolerance AND overly collectivized it, so that those in groups or associated with people they don't like are shown intolerance. When you actually employ Popper's standards, Hanlon's Razor, and the Principle of Charity, then you get productive discussions, a calmer society, less polarization, etc.

[@wwdmmax]

Ah, yes, Captain Pizza. My favorite super-hero, with his values of truth, justice, and 30% off if the delivery is later than 30 minutes.

[@DylanBFishkeeper]

Back in my day, I remember it being for free if it took longer than 30 minutes... :shakes fist at sky:

[@BasementBerean]

To anyone watching on some archival system in the year 2200, yes, this is what we were thinking.

[@winncode1370]

“It’s ok when we do it!”

[@ingajeffrey1978]

😆

[@Spartan77]

Cool, we have a giant alligator on our side. Thanks for the good hearted, humorous summarization of America's on going division.

[@jamesdinius7769]

Civil war should be the solution of last resort. That doesn't mean it's off the table. Are we there yet? I personally don't think so, but we are careening towards it rapidly.

[@derkatwork33]

The presidency should have a trial by combat round. I'd pay to watch Trump and Biden step into a boxing ring.

[@bertb5992]

I think that's how hector Camacho Mt dew won the presidency

[@charleshill1906]

Biden can go 5 seconds without shitting his pants at political events or keep upright on his bike. Trump might be a chunk monster but he'd ragdoll that dementia patient and I'd take a mortgage out on my house to see such an event.

[@stevebrown5603]

Personally I'd go with the winner of a nation wide chess boxing tournament winner

[@BoliceOccifer]

real

[@djmars1983]

That would definitely sort a lot of things out no more of this bullshit

[@TnT_F0X]

I think the only good thing to come out of a Civil war would be seeing Florida Man vs Seattle Man in a fight of the 'who can be the most insane'

[@zionleach3001]

Doubt Florida man would win. A part of Seattle tried to be it's own country. Like that one Family Guy.

[@kristenskousen1317]

"I have a Twitter army" "We have a Florida man"

[@BladeOfLight16]

1:22 This is a ridiculously disingenuous description of the problem. If all these people did was complain online, we could just leave each other alone and be done with it. But these people are wielding drastically more power than the ability to type into a browser text box. They are causing people to lose their jobs. They are getting children taken from their parents. They are getting laws passed that will get people fined or imprisoned. And some whackos who get deep enough into this craziness are even going out and committing violence. "Live and let live" is not an option when one side rejects it.

[@BrandenLeavens]

Amazing as always. Keep up the great work!

[@aaduwall1]

"What does that thing run on, diesel?" "It's okay when we do it!" 🤣

[@itsHeatherKay]

“It’s OK when we do it!” Hahaha best line. 💯

[@drawingdragon]

The jokes in this one were on point 😭

[@317GUY]

Hey I remember you

[@elitemook4234]

In real life the normal guy would have been arrested.

[@scottanos9981]

We live under occupation

[@TheScarletSlayer]

"It's okay when we do it" I think this line sums everything up quite nicely.

[@alphaghoul]

Anyone else notice that you can see a second Sarah between the two armies at 1:55?

[@infidel42]

That's her superpower

[@TheLunarLegend]

'I have an army!' 'We have florida man' 'Oh shit, I surrender.'

[@blackberrydreamsz]

Its hard to win an argument with a smart person...but impossible with a stupid person.

[@reidbrinkley8652]

The problem with a political compass is how do you grade a question? Two people don't care about what others do , until they demand that you take responsibility without a say. The only exception is when someone forces their views or do something that goes against your own beliefs

[@clownplayer7265]

Not to mention they focus more on "what's your ideal world with puppies and candy" instead of "what you think could be the most adequate way to attain realistic harmony". They focus more on painfully abstract ideology rather than actual practices.

[@richardgonzalez6409]

If a civil war does happen I'm predicted that the side that works hard and supports guns is gonna win .

[@frankbeans2901]

No it's the people confused on which bathroom to go to

[@DaDitka]

​@@frankbeans2901 And those who buy all the condoms for their... ahem... "animal pleasuring parties." Lol

[@PaleandPastey]

I'm surprised his charges weren't dropped before the end of the video! 🤣

[@seannorthern8854]

Just a thought: Three. That is the number of civil wars I have personally witnessed. Three costly, nasty, hellish civil wars. I still have nightmares about them. No. You do •not• want a civil war.

[@bludeuce3855]

A civil war wont happen in america

[@charleshill1906]

it's coming whether you want it or not. There is only so long a state can tyrannize its people before they rise up and overthrow it.

[@bludeuce3855]

@@charleshill1906 there wont be a civil war and even if there was the elft would lose it

[@shakurburton9358]

Yes I do. I want it to happen before the end of this year, if not 2024. I'm ready and destined to fight. And win. FACTS & TRUTH.

[@oblivionox09_]

Civil wars are terrible

[@LizRealGirlBeauty]

Ron clearly violated the Sokovia Accords.

[@charlessutherland274]

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if something like this happens to us less than 10 years from now.

[@guillermoelnino]

Naw, well be in mass graves in less than 5

[@djmars1983]

It's getting towards the point where I'll probably be five years from now rather than 10 we have been inching ever closer towards a five seconds to midnight Civil War scenario for the longest time. problem is no one is willing to fuck it and tell "grandmothers" to fuck off and die during this whole "pandemic" nonsense. I want the entire right to be as evil and unempathetic as possible damn you're bordering on sociopathy

[@djmars1983]

I'm tired of living with a culture of cowards mainly.

[@guillermoelnino]

@@djmars1983 if we were 1/10th as tenacious as the left is no force in this world would stand a chance.

[@djmars1983]

@@guillermoelnino The problem with that is the right is guided by mainly one of many human frailties And that is empathy And compassion Rather than focusing on survival by any means necessary.

[@ornu01]

Why do I not see a beanie in the thumbnail?

[@markyocum8249]

Because we're all just bots who can't understand "gonzo journalism." 🤷‍♂️ (So glad HST didn't live long enough to see himself culturally appropriated by a waffle in a beanie.)

[@mfreed40k]

@@markyocum8249 damn sir, that's good commentary.

[@nightrunnerxm393]

I dunno...I think there's a major difference between _wanting_ a thing to happen and acknowledging that it's a real possibility (horror of horrors!). Most of us would be absolutely ecstatic if these things could be resolved _without_ it, but...failing to prepare for the worst while only hoping for the best is...not wise at all.

[@hitandruncommentor]

Simple as, I'd rather die on my feet than die on my knees. I don't want civil war, but I won't live in madness.

[@guillermoelnino]

guess what, you're already living in madness and you're not doing anything about it. You won't when it gets worse either.

[@batnerd5148]

“Ron… is a weird guy.” You can say that again. No cap, I saw that dude drink gasoline once. Man has flipped his lid. (;

[@FordFalcon54]

This is the ending we need IRL. You're a treasure God bless you

[@khandrichthyes5647]

*Sees Ron's outfit* *Searches for Mega Man NES Soundtrack *

[@FROMO1007]

That was great! can't wait for the next season.

[@DWalter.27]

Absolutely masterful! So much comedy and truth crammed into such a brief and pointed video

[@HeIsAnAli]

A boot is no less of a boot just because People We Want(TM) are wearing it.

[@TheMagicCuber]

0:30 IS THAT A KUNG POW ENTER THE FIST REFERENCE??????? YESSSSSSS

[@dennisperusse3837]

If Bob went to the future wouldn’t he have known of this event happening due to it being historical when he was in the future?

[@matityaloran9157]

When Bob went to the future they explained to him his economic misconceptions not the future history. And for all we know the reason the future had a statue of Seamus was a memorial to this

[@travelsizedlions]

So glad you managed to win the rights to Florida Man back from Sony for this one.

[@lukesalazar9283]

I can't wait for the next season!

[@clownplayer7265]

Ron: "Blah blah virtue, tolerance, right wing evil blah blah.." Bob: "Ron is annoying, let's just beat him up"

[@JoeArn1]

In reality, unlike this video, it’s usually the rightwingers who end up going to jail if there’s a violent conflict

[@djmars1983]

@@JoeArn1 because we don't stand up to the law

[@sid2112]

Want? No. Willing to fight in one? Yep.

[@aarond1622]

I don't want a 'civil war' but that's not what we'd have. We'd have a mostly peaceful purging of clowns and the removal of clown world things.

[@MDAdams72668]

The scariest people are those that just wanted to be left alone WE wouldn't be either of these two and hope civil war never needs to happen it is terrible for all involved BUT If it was to happen......

[@EveryDooDarnDiddlyDay]

Yes well, I keep saying....they gave up all their guns so....good luck with all that.

[@1495978707]

This is why it was so ironic when harris claimed people for trump are weird

[@michaelmurphy2112]

If that airport was in CA or NY he would have popped up at the end of the sketch after being released on bail

[@TheMichaelMove]

No just a secession.

[@scottanos9981]

They won't allow that. We live under occupation.

[@nicholasmilitarescu9616]

Sometimes reality is better than fantasy. Comedic gold.

[@badradish2116]

missed opportunity for one side to be a "protest" while the other was a "riot", and then have the DA not press charges while the other goes to solitary

[@sebastiantrias1529]

Better Finale than Game of Thrones, can't wait for what comes ahead.

[@omniteksilbear4559]

My money was on Florida gator, not Florida man... Still, I bet he fought harder than the rest.

[@arspsychologia4401]

The main problem is a lot of people have failed to see anything that is not direct violence as a violent or dangerous action, and thus things have come to this point.

[@GF-qb3uo]

Yes, the 'Your speech is violence, but my violence is speech" crowd.

[@arspsychologia4401]

​@@GF-qb3uo Not even them. Erasing someone's culture from an area by dilution, degradation, or order by a business or government, forcible depression of wages and demographic destruction through mass immigration, attempts to remove physical contact from basic human interaction, and the alteration of fundamental definitions and muddling of truths are all violent acts against a nation, despite no guns going off or bricks being thrown. Building a cage around people is a violent act, even if no physical contact is made. Allowing foreigners to rule over a nation is a violent act, because of what they will do with it, because foreigners will not care about the natives. Prepping a battlefield for war is understandably violent, yet someone dropping a culture bomb directly on someone's neighborhood is not seen as violent. This is why I am no longer libertarian: it fails to take social damage into account and will easily slip into hedonic self-pleasuring under the influence of a degraded culture and/or faulty definitions.

[@GF-qb3uo]

@@arspsychologia4401 As definitions matter, I would define most of what you posit as "violent" to be, instead, "hostile."

[@arspsychologia4401]

@@GF-qb3uo Should anything serious be done about such things?

[@GF-qb3uo]

@@arspsychologia4401 Yes, but one's response should be appropriate to the offense, else one is engaging in the same behavior as the "Your speech is violence, but my violence is speech" crowd. Vote for politicians that you support, join groups that work to oppose and reverse the policies and laws that you disagree with, support media that report of the issues, run for office yourself, etc. The issues you cite did not happen overnight, nor will they be reversed quickly.

[@serpentineart]

"You say you want a revolution Well, you know We all want to change the world You tell me that it's evolution Well, you know We all want to change the world … But when you talk about destruction Don't you know that you can count me out (in)" -The Beatles

[@johnnyjones9601]

Just watch Ron have to deal with the Prison Industrial Complex. That’s something he could actually be angry about instead of Virtue signaling.

[@simonnachreiner8380]

For people who say the Soviet Union, Maoist China, and the Cuban revolutionaries weren’t real communism they sure do love to emulate their actions and rhetoric.

[@TheNdoki]

The paradox of tolerance hinges on a person's inability to separate tolerance of thought and tolerance of action.

[@scottgun]

"BuT wHaT aBoUt TiM pOoLe! REEEE!!"

[@Mr._Anderpson]

I've become convinced potatoes are an intellectual superfood.

[@artsenalproductions4813]

We don't even need to fight with swords if it's just our words that wound them emotionally.

[@Yabuturtle]

If we are to unite about anything, we should be uniting against the people who tried to divide and conquer us in the first place. We don't have to like each other. We just have to work together.

[@zionleach3001]

Exactly. It's the loud extremists on both sides who want a civil war. Hope they not only destroy each other. But people realize they aren't that different.

[@CrizzyEyes]

I expected more of a lecture about how asinine a civil war would be when most people are comfortable and how there would never be enough genuine grassroots support for a militia to take off

[@simonpetrikov3992]

That or the downsides of why you shouldn’t want a civil war even if it was popular enough

[@kyledunn6853]

"We'll settle it with a good dust-up."

[@galbyman]

We're those Kung Pow: Enter the Fist sound effects!?!

[@TheHallow31]

Glad I'm not the only one who caught that! Lol

[@galbyman]

@@TheHallow31 I love that movie. :)

[@FilmFlam-8008]

You don’t need a civil war. Just a single Florida man.

[@FilmFlam-8008]

@Whyare Youasking I think that divorce would be best, but I don’t think that mutually agreed to divorce is logistically possible. Too many left cities smack in the middle of a red area, as well as arguments over military bases, and uncontrolled interstate commerce and travel. I think it would take actual conflict to generate the funds needed to physically move people and set up new trade and military agreements. Likely the most workable solution is constitutional amendments that drastically reduce federal government power and segregate state powers explicitly. But we would need political capital and agreement for that. And the left throughly objects to the “live and let live” mindset that requires.

[@justdrawing231]

As a non-American my money is on the ones who like their guns.

[@ADayintheLifeoftheTw]

I'll gladly take a civil war if it means I don't need to deal with the IRS.

[@artsenalproductions4813]

"We don't need to fight with swords, if it's just our words that wound them emotionally." -Me.

[@fobinc]

I got dizzy looking at the guy with the glasses, I couldn't keep up with all the squares and rectangles changing places with one another. Great touch on the Ultron looking robots next to him too though!

[@ronaldfrechette2045]

How did Ron defeat Florida Man's giant gator? Please say it was by igniting, the methane in the sewer.

[@TheSoldierChristian]

Nice, Seamus actually read Popper.

[@meatloaf5772]

The problem is neither side has the balls to start a civil war. Not to mention the problems with the lack of real capability or lack of organization and other technical problems with the notion of civil war. The most realistic outcome is a continued cold (cultural) civil war that goes on and on where division, polarization and societal dysfunction ever increases until eventually we end up with societal collapse.

[@frankbeans2901]

Yes we will poison each other's well until we r all gone.

[@simonpetrikov3992]

So civil war can’t happen because there’s no country to fight over

[@meatloaf5772]

@@simonpetrikov3992 that’s one way of looking at it. There’s plenty of reasons why civil war can’t happen

[@simonpetrikov3992]

@@meatloaf5772 yeah I know that and I know one of the reasons why it won’t start is because people are too comfortable with their living standards to actually start shooting and by the time it gets low enough to the point of start shooting, entropy has eaten away into the country to the point it falls to bits before a civil war could begin and it would be every man for himself

[@meatloaf5772]

@@simonpetrikov3992 Yep. That's partly why I said no one has the balls. Partly because modern Americans are soft and addicted to lifestyles of comfort and convenience. And you may be right that by the time things got so terrible that it shook Americans out of apathy and forced them into a desperate enough situation where they would revolt/declare war, by then it'd probably be too late.

[@Jcjcjd-d2o]

Yeah if a bully is kicking your ass they are not going to stop if you try to hug them.

[@cyberdarkturtle6971]

I'd be OK with a civil war

[@thelordz33]

Considering in reality, Ron would start the riot and attack Bob and crew, Bob and crew would do the bare minimum not to get killed or seriously injured, and the police would then arrest Bob and crew as racist nazis who attacked innocent Ron, yes, yes I do want a civil war.

[@justtrollinalong977]

"Its ok when WE do it!" 😂😂😂

[@thekingofchange1428]

Finally the police actually intervene in a superhero movie!

[@ignatiusthegorilla]

I laughed when that alligator just came out of Nowhere🤣

[@erniecain7957]

I died when I read "DIET NAZI".

[@lunalove2259]

I'm happy the crocodile is on our side

[@TheEntertainmentguro]

Bubble man wouldn’t have wanted it to go down like this

[@theeggman1199]

Listen, union dixie was the hardest diss track that century, civil wars make the best music!

[@ZetaReticuli_]

Closer to real life, I wouldn't be sorry he is going to jail because he has a wife and kids. I would be GLAD he is going to jail to keep his wife and kids safe from him. With parents like that, the kids would even be better off as orphans.