social_credit_tutorial.mp4

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[@threemad]

it is time. ..... HTTP://BRUDDA.BIZ

[@Grolix.]

Halal

[@presidentobama1462]

N word

[@d_c05]

Bababooey

[@tinmanakapetscop2guy85]

Petscop 2

[@SamTheMan27]

My name is osas I like de wata

[@StickMaster500]

twomad is the only person in the world that can say Taiwan is a country and talk about Tiananmen Square and still have a positive social credit score

[@Gamer-cb6yg]

Hey StickMaster, been a while since I’ve seen you, have you been slacking off?

[@JGokuu]

YOU EXIST

[@M8tallicJi8ngshi]

Silly you there's nothing happen in tiananmen square

[@razor5945]

Are you feeling well? Nothing ever happened at Tiananmen Square and Taiwan is just China

[@IggyZaFooru]

wow haven't seen you around for a long time

[@KindaEducated]

I fucking miss old twomad everytime he did shit like this my day would instantly be better… Rest in peace legend you didnt deserve to die young

[@JuliusBriggs]

imagine being the squid that gets caught and killed only to be thrown on the street by a fat black man and getting turned into pulp by some dudes pickup truck

[@papahairy5315]

Heaven

[@soulsplayingidiot]

step on me

[@svenzq]

jing hong

[@hugostiglitz6697]

imagine squid

[@atomheart7907]

Stray cat will eat him nw

[@heliocynical]

He’s basically a new age Filthy Frank with less offensiveness, but the same amount of chaos

[@patrickjohn6253]

No

[@joeges07]

@@patrickjohn6253 yes o bingchillong 🥺😳😳😳

[@patrickjohn6253]

@@joeges07 🥵

[@ronburgundy4717]

Nah filthy Frank’s videos actually had some level of coherence, where twomad literally just spams random yelling and sound effects throughout the videos so you can never even understand what the fuck is happening 99% of the time because loud and random=funny

[@Ohmagat69420]

@@ronburgundy4717 yeah it’s funny in it’s own ways 😂

[@alfonix562]

this is a certified bing chilling classic

[@tinmanakapetscop2guy85]

Petscop 2

[@Zoxxies]

*Certified Ice Cream Classic*

[@triggeredbeetle5370]

@@tinmanakapetscop2guy85 i need petscop 2 in my life

[@grank30]

Bing chilling 🥶🍦

[@kimorayn1733]

Imma have to . . . Agree.

[@moddedsoul677]

The ones tolerating and more so interacting with him are the real gems of society.

[@tzfsr]

Yeah, I was just thinking that! Idk, I felt like TwoMad is just pre-forest Logan Paul in this video.

[@aswinkrishna5042]

It's just because it's LA lol There are more weird people there.

[@jackhoffmanhoffman35]

The ones tolerating him are edgy heathens pridely sharing devilish words and believes ✝️

[@moddedsoul677]

@@jackhoffmanhoffman35 you can't say that about the old lady who properly had a talk with a guy like him.

[@isaacsrandomvideos667]

Definitely

[@racism4lifee]

We all know twomad has the biggest social credit score in the whole world

[@triggeredbeetle5370]

cheng chang hangi

[@PAYNE_0]

after jhong xina and de wok jhongson

[@svenzq]

jing hong

[@spoopyscaryskelebones3846]

No that’s Xian Shena and Super idol

[@NotRed_23]

What about the super idol guy

[@ukrainskybespilotnyk]

Discovered this channel just today from a comment on a Chinese song, so heartbreaking to know that this man has died from an OD. RIP brother, you will be remembered

[@garfield5983]

If this is twomad sober, I can't possibly imagine him drunk

[@chieludz]

Imagine rn

[@Teriiiyakiii]

I like to imagine he’d just be completely normal and chill, but then occasionally start yelling in some foreign language.

[@pinball-wizard]

He becomes fucking Socrates

[@Samlolol]

Or on crack

[@mcphp3931]

Refer to cold ones

[@AscendedToTheCore]

Twomad puts more effort in one second of his editing than most KZbinrs in a lifetime

[@yanfei7782]

Fun Badger Fact #6: There is currently a video online of a homey badger holding his own against 6 adult lions.

[@dreudax3294]

@@yanfei7782 Where at?

[@zertico_kawaii670]

@golemo who's Steve Jobs?

[@zu_osa9827]

@@zertico_kawaii670 nits

[@kab43]

@@zertico_kawaii670 ligma balls

[@popcultureo4246]

Holy shit Toemad there is so much memes in this.

[@GreenGoblinCoryintheHouse]

It's the adderall kicking in

[@yanfei7782]

Fun Badger Fact #2: A single honey badger can kill a fully grown bear.

[@TaxEvader22]

@@yanfei7782 what’s the first one

[@yanfei7782]

@@TaxEvader22 They're somewhere in this comment section, I think there's 6 in total.

[@yanfei7782]

@DatBoiSolar I think that's one of them.

[@joannbonaldo9650]

we need more Asian people like twomad to represent the Chinese community

[@hallooos7585]

But Twomad isn’t Chinese his Indian…

[@SirDinzhi]

Filthy frank is asian but he's gone now😪

[@onii-chan6862]

@@hallooos7585 He’s Korean you fool

[@SNKONB]

+infinity social credit

[@StoneHavel]

Twomad for president of west taiwan. Next winnie in line

[@boozab99]

Twomad, the spiritual successor to Eric Andre with a hint of Filthy Frank

[@brianfix3292]

I was gonna say the other way around

[@CoadyShay]

I was going to say Andy Warhol with a touch of GG Allin

[@jihi9376]

He’s both (but more of the hint of frank)

[@DanTheSlayer5212]

Eric Andre destroys more things.

[@sonicx7488]

He's all of it

[@nixixim]

every twomad video is literally a sensory overload of memes. i dig it

[@hz1037]

pickaxe

[@burgerdoessports]

This is a certified free Hong Kong classic

[@tinienteabanil2922]

Me when Uyiger Genocide

[@yanfei7782]

Fun Badger Fact #4: A honey badger can run up to 20 miles an hour. To put this into perspective, Usain Bolt is the fastest human on earth and the fastest he can run is 27 miles an hour.

[@kimorayn1733]

shing shay shong shee, bong bong

[@dabocousin]

Bing chilling classic

[@THESLlCK]

@@yanfei7782 wolverines erryday

[@charliep4680]

"Rate the drip" "Get away from daughter" Never stop toemad

[@yes-qw6om]

lmao that person was a hypocrite

[@AimForMyHead81]

He stopped

[@punchthem7913]

The best part about twomad is that he can turn even the most small insignificant thing into a meme

[@punchthem7913]

@golemo lmao TRUE

[@janiszelenka495]

are we gonna ignore that fact that he literally drove pas jojo siwa randomly btuh moemnt

[@tlshortyshorty5810]

Who

[@riri_doesnothingatall]

@@tlshortyshorty5810 spicy burger

[@ryanside7095]

I don’t even bother trying to listen or piece together what is happening I just tune out and am entertained by the stimulation

[@friedtoads13]

people who say twomad makes videos that are immature or in poor taste don't realize there's no malice from his chaos. it's just chaos for the sake of it.

[@2007_Toyota_Yaris_]

you're right, And it's Fantastic

[@manicdosed]

Twomad is twomad,They cannot say anything about him.

[@friedtoads13]

@@manicdosed invulnerable by disability

[@weirdchamp8402]

RIP 🕊🕊

[@Kureiji-jy3cb]

this is a certified bing chilling moment

[@yanfei7782]

Fun Badger Fact #5: The main method of attack for a honey badger is to castrate thier prey.

[@JomasterTheSecond]

Gone but not forgotten

[@Darkaxelgaming-tt7ip]

Gone but forgotten lmao

[@user-bmxjolly]

Dude really did what he lived and died playing overwatch may your soul rest in peace

[@Izze06]

RIP

[@MugiwaraNoKazzy]

As a Filipino, I'm honored that twomad went to Seafood City

[@Hahahah1325]

"On a scale of 1-10 how friendly do I look?!" As he speed walks at them with a real life pickaxe

[@basedanimanga4564]

yeah cus usually pickaxes are fake and not real life

[@Mr.Knightman912]

@@basedanimanga4564 Yes because thats a minecarft item

[@anetery1226]

This man is an actual menace to society and am fine with that

[@starrkow]

octopus activities

[@keelbro]

the energy in these videos is unmatched

[@koing4193]

this man shall stay a legend

[@WEEDCLOWN]

Twomad Has gone from a humble overwatch streamer to being the next-in-line for the leadership of china. Edit: Yowza, 300 likes? That's more likes i've ever gotten in my lifetime.

[@skurd721]

next thing you know he's gonna execute anyone who calls him tigger because 🌉

[@OGrat]

@@skurd721 you know, the Chinese social credit officially states that calling anyone a Tigger is -999,999,999 social credit, which by that point is the removal of reproduction stimulation organs

[@beercandan131]

I remember those overwatch days

[@dolans.g7259]

Too bad, you get 326

[@TonyPajamaz]

Cringe edit

[@Vinmuyoo]

Watching twomad's videos always feel like a fever dream

[@LeBeautiful]

Zhong Xina really taking notes as we speak, but Twomad always going to be Bing chilling

[@tookthewah]

I miss the old Kanye, straight from the 'Go Kanye Chop up the soul Kanye, set on his goals Kanye I hate the new Kanye, the bad mood Kanye The always rude Kanye, spaz in the news Kanye I miss the sweet Kanye, chop up the beats Kanye I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet Kanye See I invented Kanye, it wasn't any Kanyes And now I look and look around and there's so many Kanyes I used to love Kanye, I used to love Kanye I even had the pink polo, I thought I was Kanye What if Kanye made a song about Kanye Called "I Miss The Old Kanye, " man that would be so Kanye That's all it was Kanye, we still love Kanye And I love you like Kanye loves Kanye

[@ash_aiden]

Rip

[@ivel17]

this man is a walking 21st century humour at this point

[@Nice-ph1qu]

3:17 at this part, twomad is playing Minecraft far better than dream.

[@zu_osa9827]

yeah no shit

[@queenlightfury8964]

he's losing it guys he's going batshit crazy.

[@ianalldridge]

Emphasis on the bats

[@Naallaa]

He is more sane then your parents

[@JimmyPizzaDelivery]

@@Naallaa He is literally more sane then your parents I'm shaking and crying rn 😢 😭

[@chieludz]

Metal gear reference

[@John-Stark]

Did he ever have it to begin with?

[@bruhtistic]

This is a certified -Taiwan is a country- shashumga classic.

[@FirstnameLastname-xh2ir]

-9999999999 social credit 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😭😭😭😭😰😰😰

[@drewjones9293]

Twomad + Eric Andre is the Collab we need

[@MoistPotatoes]

what the hell is this LOL

[@prototypebruh944]

Sex

[@trazors5485]

The fuq

[@elijahfcb]

How do you comment 19 hours ago?

[@dal1me8unny85]

A way to get free social credit

[@fycenice9674]

How did you comment 19 hours ago? It’s been 13 seconds

[@RemyVonLion]

I can't believe I didn't realize how much like the eric andre show this was until the bird up reference haha, I gotta watch the last season of that.

[@exaltednerd9492]

twomad: 2:35 “I’m tryin to look normal today.” also twomad: the least normal person in public

[@NexusMrcy]

That's the joke

[@manhattenman6075]

Why is Twomads videos have so good editing? Your videos are like the most hilarious videos on KZbin

[@TaylorPayne982]

Twomad and jidion need to collab the amount of meme and chaos energy these two would have together could cause reality to implode

[@corpsefn]

jidion is painfully unfunny

[@yanfei7782]

Fun Badger Fact #3: A honey badger's skin is so tough that they allow larger animals to bite them so that they can get close enough to bite them back.

[@greeneg24]

@@yanfei7782 +100 Social Credit

[@04athulsnairxh34]

@@corpsefn you are painfully unfunny😏

[@yanfei7782]

@@04athulsnairxh34 I am painfully unfunny.

[@Sneed107]

5:22 my brain was stuck processing everything that just happened so i didnt even get slightly startled i just stared at the screen and two seconds later i realized "oh i got jumpscared"

[@thecarswede]

If adhd was a video

[@Emp31]

I can't believe this video has less than 1 mil views, it genuinely deserves way more. I haven't laughed this hard in a while.

[@nathanielmalcolm6623]

Zhong Xina: "I am the ultimate denizen of handing out and taking away social credit scores from our citizens. Nobody can stop me!" ZwoMad-Sama: *"Imma be real witchu. Its about to be a wrap here y'all."* 😆😎

[@games68775]

Twomad's videos are the embodiment of ADHD

[@wout_587]

I gotta say dwayne the wok johnson has been real quiet since this dropped.

[@jennyo7218]

Twomad the type of person that if you say, "dont embarrass me", he gonna throw you in the next thing he does without fail.

[@90maducc]

Imagine if this guy ran into Eric Andre. Worse, if he and Eric Andre dropped a collab.

[@dolans.g7259]

When the world's collide

[@carlwheezerofsouls3273]

eric andre is like the human equivelent of beige compared to this dude

[@turbonaqhwi7497]

Twomad never been forgotten of how much social credits he has

[@louiecolley6520]

“They found my mixtape” me: that’s a cody ko joke toemogus: that’s a cody ko joke😧 +34 social credit

[@vigilends]

To Twomad, Our glorious leader Xi Jinping has awarded you with 20,000 social credits. He is most greatly pleased of your work.

[@ConfusedCardinal-vs3vq]

rip legend :(

[@vyhr4t]

rip twomad

[@yomamahot]

After that educational I fully recognise and embrace the wisdom of our party plz help they have cameras inside

[@mischeviousassgremlin]

I don't fucking know if twomad is trying to be Chinese, Taiwanese, Southeast Asian or Japanese

[@user-hh7yt3cb5f]

He is probably making the "they look all the same" joke

[@yourdreams2440]

squid game

[@YurY2]

Thank you ma brudda, now i can hang out with John xina And The Wock while dancing to Super Idol 的笑容都没你的热爱105°C的你 🤑🤑🙏

[@mjaycuts]

Twomad father’s all of us and still has the best social credit score

[@DashTheBlaze]

This man never fails to deliver

[@becidju]

0:33 that's actually Jojo Siwa lol she's the only one who have her face on her car in this planet

[@ZanX-e2k]

Nah i just realized the fent he oded on was from China.

[@WIEIRDO]

Makes sense, since it's opium.

[@olegbutt07]

The second I saw that firetruck go by I instantly thought of how Cody Ko used to spam that shit in his vlogs

[@maximusstorm1215]

Pretty sure Twomad was once white and just woke up black and was like "now I can say the n-word as much as I want."

[@QuicksliceFilms]

not enough mp3s in this vid

[@majinsaiyan4369]

Well time to turn my video speed to 50%

[@YesYes-pd7jk]

非常棒的教程 +100 社会信用

[@YesYes-pd7jk]

Yea

[@tyggrs1485]

whenever i watch twomad i feel like my body just leaves the plain of existance

[@Yeehaw0588]

When I first came to this channel I felt like I was having a stroke + aneurysm + seizure but now I'm desensitized, not sure how to feel about it

[@pinkies8666]

at this point twomad could probably vlog about the Tiananmen Square incident whilst in Tiananmen Square and china would be too scared to do anything about it

[@acetrooper2376]

Soon He will leave us Just like…. Filthy frank

[@justaRandomGuy718]

After this video Twomad's social credit is so high that the government of China gave him the citizenship

[@lunas275]

I swear this dude gave me Idubbbz-Frank flashbacks but better.

[@cornflakeshumunculus8373]

Would 100% elect him as leader of any country any day.

[@TheServantOfAllahAlmighty]

KZbin is actually insulting me with not recommending me vids even from my subbed channel it's been a 4 days since this vid dropped and i haven't seen it till now.. This is unacceptable

[@Zlyxes]

He is literally god

[@ChaosGamma102]

i swear twomad is not from this dimension

[@cptainvolo2989]

This is the chillest bing I've ever seen

[@cristianosdoujinshicorner9109]

The most chaotic thing I've ever seen.

[@Loquaser]

Thanks for this tutorial I have gotten lots of social credit now

[@philphilliamson2307]

This is literally the polar opposite of Jake Paul in Japan.

[@VishalSinghYT001]

Chong Xina is very disappointed after this dropped 😂😥😞😎

[@pancakesbf2704]

*Zhong Xina -1000 social credit for spelling wrong

[@VishalSinghYT001]

@@pancakesbf2704 😱😱😱🤡

[@slavdoge1727]

Bro my fever dreams were more understandable than this, 10/10

[@-----.....-----.....]

Ur editing skills are the reason I wait patiently for months for a video

[@masonsmith8383]

This entire video is a fever dream

[@X_ASuccessor]

R.I.P to the three squids that got waste- I mean sacrificed for a better cause 😭✊

[@ahmar.]

Can't wait for this to be age restricted or removed

[@Battery261]

Not Reality (2024) | Trailer

[@fumotized8210]

twomad just enjoying his day in tiananmen square the place where nothing happened

[@Jordan-dw9ml]

it makes me sad that these are so short they are absolute master pieces

[@Vaidiss]

This guys city is literally the weirdest, one day you're driving and the next you see a jo jo car to a giant guy wearing a kimono or samurai uniform throwing squids at strangers

[@TheEricksen]

Finally, my favorite anime character is back!

[@giantdwarf69]

The fact he ran into JoJo Siwa on the highway is so funny to me.

[@portocală33]

This is a certified bing chiling moment!

[@jayjaysk8z962]

the fact that that was actually Jojo Siwa's Tesla lmao

[@seanedwarddubois9987]

i swear the editor should be paid millions

[@om-gha]

twomad is the editor

[@Yumemi_Riamu]

@@om-gha no

[@om-gha]

@@Yumemi_Riamu idk he used too tho

[@tronche2cake]

I swear I watch a twomad vid every few weeks and i cannot fucking stop laughing. 🗿

[@YaBoyFry]

RIP