Social Mediasochist II (2019) KILL COUNT

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Editors: Bryanna Paperno, Joshua Lyon, Zoran Gvojic
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MUSIC!!
~~Logo/"The Numbers"~~
"U Make Me Feel" by MK2
• U Make Me Feel - MK2
~~Introduction Section~~
"Darkest Child var A" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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• Kevin MacLeod - Darkes...
~~"The Kills"~~
"Slow Shock" by Silent Partner
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[@dumbgeniusesfilmpodcast8879]

I love James he’s the best

[@andrewg.1643]

Hello

[@youngnigar525]

Hype

[@graham6579]

[@Adrodicus]

Hi :)

[@CriticalNobody]

James is counting kills for a music video where he’s counting kills only to be counted as a kill himself but still manages to posthumously count his kill.

[@sl1mebll566]

Heh ur popular

[@sealandball3043]

yeah

[@schwangmeister]

Hi splinter cell man

[@akahiro1671]

Why is suddenly everyone here? OwO, and now even you?

[@salamiking9401]

James came back from the dead to do that then

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

James getting put inside a garbage bag by Jason and crushed because he was counting kills, was the highlight of this masterpiece.

[@Skawlz]

nice pfp 👆

[@braydenbartley365]

And he admitted he was in looksee

[@GravityK-b]

5:15 James S-Tier acting never ceases to amaze me.

[@Reeine]

You again? Can you stop appearing everywhere

[@braydenbartley365]

Me

[@dash5573]

The clip of Zoran and James at the end is hysterical. “Fuck you” “Be good People”

[@kermitcoddington8114]

You can tell how good of friends they are

[@stevenlopez245]

Can we acknowledge that these videos show how amazing and close the horror community and industry are. All so supportive of each other all the cameos prove it. Also the endless amount of references. Plus some of the actors doing this job is like the cherry on top. The horror community is amazing

[@joshshin6819]

too bad the hollywood version of this community doesn't always see this love.

[@mysteryjunkie9808]

The fact James didn’t give his own kill the Golden Chainsaw shows how humble he is.

[@aprilmartin7980]

Watch part at 3:35

[@kingkiddkid3049]

Facts💯💯🐐

[@channeleditor9335]

he gave his own wife the dull machete, now that's dedication to the craft

[@whatdoiputhere8273]

@@channeleditor9335 i mean that kill was LAME to be honest

[@Sinstarclair]

Well he did give himself the Dull Machete on Look See s2

[@yeetboiwhatyesplease2095]

Thank goodness Baghuul was looking after the baby. Could you imagine what would've happened if the baby was left alone? Im so glad they were able to get someone like Baghuul who is amazing with kids.

[@BACKWARDI]

I never thought I would see the James as penny wise, yell “un hun un hun.” While at the top of a staircase while being surrounded by balloons.

[@scottlovesmoviestoomuch]

“Don’t you want it, though? ...Don’t you want it? Don’t you WANT it? DON’T YOU WANT IT!?”

[@dontfierthereaper6]

i was kinda scared ngl

[@axelnilsson5124]

And you got despite not seeing the actual video made over 3 years ago

[@markgallagher1790]

The only way this could have been better is if Chelsea narrated after James died in the vid

[@AwesomePOG]

But Chelsea died too as pennywise

[@wyattbixler4092]

@@AwesomePOG she died as pennywise, not as chelsea. james died as james

[@DrWatson4]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@datdesavam2137]

Damn

[@AwesomePOG]

@@wyattbixler4092 big brain

[@serenallium6958]

The happiness in james's voice at getting to count himself on a kill count is funny

[@StarB0rne]

And they say romance is dead ,just look at the way James talks about his fiancée

[@mrcrab7258]

ikr

[@StarB0rne]

@@somegirlnamedcat9977 he couldn't get satisfaction from his lovers death

[@davidparkes7741]

Isn't Chelsea his wife by now?

[@kelise001]

@@davidparkes7741 not yet

[@davidparkes7741]

@@kelise001 Huh. I could've sworn they'd gotten married at some point. *Shrugs* I guess that's what happens when you don't follow their social media or whatever lol.

[@moonlightlord6494]

“F*** u, be good people.” I’m laughing my ass out.

[@Bucketforce1]

I thought it’s a little funny

[@axelnilsson5124]

And he tells us to be good when he’s swearing to his coworkers

[@loli_cvnt5622]

Out?👁👄👁

[@moonlightlord6494]

@@loli_cvnt5622 you can do it *in*? Good for you then.

[@deadlimerence]

​@@moonlightlord6494usually *off*, but in would be rather impressive

[@KingZydow]

James's cameo as the kill counter was amazing, and the way he got killed totally added to it.

[@McLOVINFreaks]

James is counting kills as he counted a kill of him counted kills in a kill count. It’s quite beautiful.

[@ThatGabeFlood]

xzibit.jpg

[@DrWatson4]

And he after hes dead hes still able to count himself then somehoow comes back to life to count all of the kills bearing in mind that this was 2 years ago in 2019 so this is proof that James is actually death itself hes just there wherever theres kills and deaths to be counted including himself

[@DN0103]

James counting himself getting killed while counting kills is hilarious and amazing! My life is complete.

[@Stanfordscienceman]

I love how when james dies right before he fully dies he counts himself as a fourth kill on his hand

[@user-jn1wm3tb8v]

NEWS FLASH: Captions have learned what "kill count" is.

[@ellenerickson5842]

Nooooo[ooo

[@Bucketforce1]

@@ellenerickson5842 you mean..yesssssssssss

[@krystina8458]

You can thank Veronica (James and Chelseas assistant) for doing captions!

[@user-jn1wm3tb8v]

@@krystina8458 Awesome! Thanks Veronica!

[@davidparkes7741]

Thanks Veronica. I will miss the Kill Cows though.

[@gamingmaniac89]

I like all the appreciation James gives Zoran, very wholesome

[@articusrex1500]

It really tells you how dedicated some of these people are into perfecting there craft I really hope everyone that does something like this gets recognized for what work they have done

[@Navihyrule]

Zoran and James’ friendship is so amazing, they remind of the friends you make while playing video games then end up meeting in real life and it’s you’ve known each other forever

[@GoreyBits]

That’s tremendous

[@kingmuizz708]

Awesome name dude lol

[@HarunX57zt]

very much yes

[@RJ-x]

Si

[@ab-je7yj]

At last he finally gets to count have himself as a kill. His, Chelsea's and all the other cameos were fun too. Hats off to Zoran (hope I'm spelling that correctly) and everyone else who worked on the music video especially the practical effects team.

[@beebies7022]

So we’re bot going to talk about how JAMES IS FINALLY DOING TRAIN TO BUSAN THIS IS NOT A DRILL PEOPLE

[@fusionlegendary2379]

Finally after 1000 billion years

[@sunflowermochik8666]

🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

[@itsbink4715]

Which next week he’ll do the sequel

[@CleenisNOThere]

😂😂😂😂

[@Harmaxium]

Comments that did not age well

[@sleepparalysisdemon7656]

James counting himself is like dividing any number by 0

[@WallaceBreenFromKentucky]

The year is 2021 31 may. the world tore it self apart as the universe collapsed on itself because dead meat died. If any people still here please help!

[@garmen-]

@@WallaceBreenFromKentucky yo this was almost a year ago

[@DailyzTheReal]

I like how James always does a cool thing before getting to The Numbers.

[@Blitzo8390]

Honestly, I’m surprised James didn’t class himself as the dull machete

[@TheRealIconG]

I was expecting him to give the golden chainsaw to himself and go "fuck y'all I deserve it" lmao

[@Blitzo8390]

@@TheRealIconG That would’ve been cool

[@jaketaller8567]

I think the Mordeo gave James the Dull Machete once

[@ripvanishh4723]

@@jaketaller8567 he did

[@StormDatIsApproaching]

Zoran is such a treasure to the modern horror community not only for being the daddy of the best horror music videos, but for also being an integral part of one of the best horror shows ever! Never stop!

[@Zaro76]

"the daddy of the best horror music videos" All I read was "the daddy" and I was WHEEZING

[@halftooth2412]

"Where's the baby?"is one of the funniest lines in the video

[@overlordb1989]

James: (counts himself as dead) Me: *hol' up*

[@jdrummerdd]

So ready for Train to busan dude lol James is gonna lose his mind with the counting and call me a sicko but "losing his mind james" is my favorite James

[@r.s.9413]

But will it break the zombieland 2 record?

[@Bucketforce1]

I agree

[@jacksonia7724]

I don’t know who is gonna get the golden chainsaw in that movie

[@thescoundrel793]

I can’t wait to see what he thinks about Big Papa Manly Man who didn’t even need weapons to beat down an entire train car of the undead

[@hellfireflame3292]

@@r.s.9413 nah don't think so

[@lyrxcz2xd261]

Personal opinion: I believe James should have a reverse mullet like a Viking

[@SamiTheAnxiousBean]

James getting to actually count himself as a kill is a delight i love it

[@zucchi6148]

05:15 what nice-looking guy, he's doing James's work for him counting the kills, he deserves a shoutout, i wonder if he has a KZbin channel where he counts kills for a living

[@OdessaPNG]

I would watch it

[@zucchi6148]

@@OdessaPNG same

[@escargooncominatya4732]

Idk man I think that would be the best idea ever!

[@Auto-Moderator]

Idk man I don't think it will ever be successful

[@arfansthename]

Zoran is literally carrying the ENTIRE horror industry.

[@thegoldenstation9723]

Zoran and James tbh

[@Emisop]

Trailer for next kill count starts playing: Me: *Already starts crying*

[@tazdivil6527]

Yeah! Fuck the copyright system

[@kingjohnny4314]

@@tazdivil6527 thank god its finally back

[@tazdivil6527]

@@kingjohnny4314 yeah I saw that! How did he do that

[@kingjohnny4314]

@@tazdivil6527 probably won the claim from what i know alot were false claims

[@Adrian.006]

I sure a lot of people don’t watch the actual movie before the kill count but I HIGHLY recommend watching Train to Busan. It’s an amazing zombie movie

[@dante.2639]

i remember seeing it, but i also dont remember many scenes.

[@merloaf0332]

It's alright ngl

[@thatkidcgonzo]

Yeah..one of the best I've seen in years in terms of zombie films and horror movies of recent memory.

[@talpho3301]

Idk I gotta be honest I didn’t like it that much. Just because I didn’t find it original at alll. Despite that, it did have some neat patts

[@kiroizumi6622]

Train to busan is freaking awesome

[@RawrBag]

I like how you are one of the few film youtubers that will actively tell your audience to go watch the actual films, as i have been guilty myself of watching a kill-count instead of the film in question xD

[@nuggetsforhiresecondaccoun3867]

James is gonna get Golden chainsaw. I'm predicting it

[@terjeaasheim3651]

I thought so too but no

[@sharkwar4284]

No unfortunately

[@clamp7123]

I wish he did

[@MrBlueSkyof1607]

Me to.

[@saadplays8214]

"They talk" is basically gonna be an abridged series but for horror movies instead of anime

[@isinglikemichaeljackson8051]

You came from dragon ball z abridged

[@saadplays8214]

@@isinglikemichaeljackson8051 yep

[@therealestohioan]

I love watching a kill count where James does a kill count about a music video where he plays a kill counter trying to count kills but gets kill counted and adds himself to the kill count after being kill counted.

[@mrcrab7258]

I like how nicely James talks about his wife whenever she's on screen

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

Fiancé* (tho I thought they were already married).

[@NewYorxer]

@@Marvelfanatic3658 they are now

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

@@NewYorxer ok

[@adso2686]

The train to Busan is coming. Hope to see you there. Also, excited for Zorin’s show!

[@kazz6884]

honestly I’m surprised James didn’t give himself the Golden Chainsaw - that was one bloodily mess and he finally got to add HIMSELF too a kill count

[@Airmaxkid2020]

Didn’t even give his own death a Golden Chainsaw. James is a man of class

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

5:18 I like how James is just standing there

[@kungfuporkchop9941]

Hey James I’ve been a fan of yours since the alien kill count! You’ve shown me so many great horror movies that I would have never found on my own! When I’m having a bad day you cheer me up by making me laugh a whole lot!! Keep up the great work and I can’t wait to see what’s in store for the future of the channel :)

[@zombiekilll7832]

James: "thanks bagoul... We don't want concerned comments." Me: "that's more concerning that bagoul has him lol"

[@harrytheseal6566]

"just when you think we're done with zombies." Oh James, we have a looooong way to finish the zombie marathon!

[@eazy2lawyer851]

I don’t know why but it’s really satisfying hearing James say “Not you Rex!”

[@NostalgiaMan]

I would love to see 80's hard rock music video kill counts. You know those 80's videos had some good kills also

[@jfk8745]

Live video feed kill counts

[@aquy9290]

let me guess some stole your sweetroll?

[@jfk8745]

guard you've got stones in your ears? Battleborns or graybeards

[@bombomtom5421]

You know your early when he forgets to put kill count in his title, love you James 😎

[@glowjaw9705]

oh yeah lol

[@NoobwithaBaseballBat]

Just like candyman 3

[@Opana223]

He still hasn't 😂

[@ronswanson7371]

It’s there now

[@mementomori6885]

That's hilarious that Carrie uses her telekinesis to move the steering wheel. 😅

[@antonymilne1346]

James being so happy to finally count himself on the kill count fills me with joy. Nicely done James, well earned. Wait....

[@thebigragu9952]

I also thought that Zoran was like German or something I’m disappointed but incredibly excited for his new show! I wanted him to be like “Da I am Zoren.”

[@925263]

Zoran is a Slavic name.

[@candywizard6321]

Da or да is actually the Russian word for “yes” The German word you were looking for is “ja”

[@thebigragu9952]

@@candywizard6321 it’s also how you say yeah with a German accent.

[@fournierman]

"Don't pee on me." - What James says to Molly and Lucy every time he holds one of them.

[@Emeowy]

5:21 Finally we have them all James A. Janisse gets kill counted

[@g8k8g9k9]

0:34 "I did it for you James, I did it all for you James." Ah, that's nice!

[@therealskyiplier69420]

I wish that james would’ve gave himself a golden chainsaw as a joke

[@NostalgiaMan]

They Talk will be hilarious and I will be watching

[@garygaze6147]

😐

[@thebeatifulmessblackrabbit7203]

Agreed

[@Opana223]

Spell check

[@kg21TW]

@@Opana223 spell check?

[@Opana223]

@@kg21TW well not spell check but he made a common human error

[@samwitherington8202]

I have been waiting for James to be a kill on the count for a while. Took some time, but it was worth it.

[@NK18222]

it took James a while bc he was killed and he counted himself on the count lmao

[@staceybook]

Right after the Myers' house joke did James say, "Gods, I was so young then."??? If so, that's so awesome.

[@thatbigsadboi6749]

I’m sorry what?

[@Lallint]

I’m sorry what?

[@Zelyn]

dont worry, i understand. ive been wondering the same things

[@vincentcarotta3355]

Okay, watching James trying to count the kills as they are happening is the greatest horror cameo EVER!🤣

[@ruffusgoodman4137]

Did someone say how awesome you guys are today? Just in case, you guys are awesome! Seriously, you guys are horror genre dream team! (with all due respect to all the mythic names from the industry, of course!)

[@thecorduroyboy]

I love watching Zoran's work; crazy that it has over 23 million views?! what? awesome! I love that MPDG gives me Ramona Flowers vibes. Hmm, do we need to see an MPDG kill some tropes?! Also, love the BttF hoverboard easter egg!

[@Sabrelon]

This is so much fun, I'm really excited for the new show, thanks to everyone on the channel who is making it happen

[@catmaxwell6691]

It really looks like you all had a blast filming that. the shot of the Babadook sliding out of frame behind the argument is gold:)

[@frde2190]

Bro i was watching this yesterday and thinking “this needs a kill count” and look what just appeared in my notifications! Keep up the good work James!

[@thenigerianprince7017]

HE COUNTED HIMSELF,IT WILL BREAK THE FABRIC OF REALITY

[@EduardoSantos-kh4wp]

The fact James didn’t notice Micheal in the window of the house is a shock

[@dr.k8610]

I love how the “possible reboots” list has all the Stephen king stinkers like “sleepwalkers” and “the lawnmower man”

[@FusionKirby7]

I dunno about anyone else but I freakin' CACKLED when Bughuul just pouted in disappointment and disappeared into the ground since he didn't know where to even go

[@ClaireWritesSometimes]

I was half expecting him to do the classic popping his face in from the side jumps scare after he sank down

[@robertgrantz6639]

James telling the baby not to pee on him is vocalizing the interior monologue any of us get when holding a baby.

[@mistamemewide]

7:53 Now realizing it, The Ghoul from Sinister would run a very good and well done orphanage.

[@T1_Tilapia]

Those last minutes killed me. The fact James and Zoran look like such good friends is great. They Talk is gonna be amazing

[@Zaro76]

"Fuck you, be good people" sounds like me and my besties

[@katmustang7666]

James, what an honor for your kill to be by Jason Voorhees and by his best kill method ever. The infamous sleeping bag kill. Bravo, James and Chelsea for your performances.

[@TUM_Toons]

They Talk is something I've been wanting to happen for years! Also: 3:36

[@tyrelkenshin6408]

I CANNOT WAIT FOR “they talk”!!!

[@xStardust]

3:24 ohhh, congrats guys!!

[@DrWatson4]

Proof that James is actually death itself he counted his death 2 years ago but is still here and appears were there is death in his ominous lair known as the kill count set

[@tyrannapusandfriends6254]

He finally admitted that he was the mysterious actor in look see

[@blacksunstudios5648]

I laughed so hard I wheezed at baba dook shuffling out of the room after every one was killed by Carrie

[@thisprofilepicisakittyboi9831]

Was I the only one expecting The Ghoul to jumpscare the audience at the end of the “get to the numbers” gag?

[@Gideon13397]

No, me too 😆.

[@thatdude2180]

who?

[@corysawyer5147]

Thank you James!! I've been waiting for this, you turned me on both and they're some of my favorite songs.

[@thewolfstu]

5:28 Bloody A, someday someone needs to make you a main character in a horror movie who survives through everything just to toll up the dead. XD

[@Charles_Snow]

Thank you so much for this! This was awesome and I'm looking forward to _They Talk!_ as well.

[@SamM6599]

The concept of "They Talk" kind of reminds me of the "If (insert silent protagonist) talked in (insert game with silent protagonist)" series from the channel Press Start to Laugh. For example, the "If Doomguy Talked in Doom 2016 and Doom Eternal" series is probably his most popular, and is my favorite, with "What If Steve Talked In Minecraft" and "What If Nemesis Talked in Resident Evil 3 Remake" being a close second and third. I absolutely love this idea, and I think it'll be a big hit for you guys. I can't wait for Wednesday!!!

[@memestealer7984]

“Where’s our baby?” you gave the babysitter a free child. It’s not yours any longer

[@colinz24067]

What I thought was gonna happen: James: “Let’s find out and get to the Numbers.....wait, I lost count. Let’s see there was One, Two, Thr-“ *gets trash bagged by Jason

[@axelnilsson5124]

That would have been better

[@adeel7556]

Or if someone else narrated when he died like the cameraman or something

[@eevv2229]

I thought it would've been funny if James gave himself the Golden Chainsaw

[@axelnilsson5124]

His death would have to be gorier for that

[@Wednesdaywoe1975]

Train to Busan is one of the best zombie films I've seen.

[@manishpaudel5084]

0:17 bloody amazing transition...

[@ceilinh6004]

I'd probably have given James the Golden Chainsaw, just because. Anyway, looking forward to June 2nd.

[@CamCaywall]

I don't know why, but the clip of James dressed as pennywise over the stairway banister makes me happy

[@mlgprosam2873]

I can’t wait for they talk I’ve been waiting since James announced it

[@z-girlypandahearting4156]

James at the end of every video: “Be good people” James at Zorian: “F&%# you” Me:😂😂😂

[@1billysupporter43]

Every time I watch dead meat I think of this intro and say it word for word. Pretty hard to forget it when your favorite host is on the screen 😁

[@horrormania2806]

I've already met you Irl, and............. well honestly I forgot how tall you were......

[@addrenelyn]

How tall is he ?

[@iisokea]

@@addrenelyn 9’8

[@ogslegacy7703]

Hi horrormania

[@epicgamers6427]

@@addrenelyn nahh he like 10'6

[@christianmcafee4203]

@@addrenelyn like genuinely I think he’s 5’10

[@cheekbonestrenchcoat]

*Pennywise turns up* Me: Wait... that looks like Chelsea as Pennywise James: played by my lovely Chelsea Me: Called it

[@kadinwisniewski6928]

I am AMAZED that during the "to the numbers" gag Bughuul didn't disappear out of frame and then jumpscare us after 5 seconds of sitting on the shot of the empty set.