Soldier's Child Care Services

The Red Soldier becomes a caretaker for a day...
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All music used in the video:
Super mario bros 3 (all stars): Battle mode theme
TES Oblivion: Bloody blades.
Kirby's Adventure: Vegetable Valley.
Left 4 dead 2: Asphyxiation
Metal Slug 4: Go ahead
Tomodachi Collection: News Flash
The legend of zelda twilight princess: Odon Ranch
The legend of zelda twilight princess: Odon vILLAGE
Sonic Heroes: Hang Castle
Bully: Walk Theme
Mario Kart Wii: Wi Fi Menu theme.
Phantasy Star 4: The end of the Millenium

[@justageekygamer]

not the "They both died of drug related causes, after getting shot at least fifteen times by the police" 💀

[@squibtatotomato]

Omg the callbacks, the animation quality, and AN ACTUAL COHERENT WELL THOUGHT OUT BEAUTIFULLY CRAFTED UNIQUE STORY WITH QUIRKY CHARACTERS AND LITTLE TO NO PLOTHOLES?!?!? Netflix needs to sponsor you, this is fucking gold mate.

[@Xx_SuperPenis_xX]

Not to mention the world building there is a lot of foreshadowing apperently the entire red and blu teams consist of different divsions and heavies when they lock themselves out mentally they become pootis devils and ghosts can posses certain types mercs depending on which class they were before they died the red team division we've seen before has a run into ghosts i am also interested in what the red and blu team want in this verse since the purple and the grey team seems to have there own motives

[@C.A._Old]

Best animation ever. :-)

[@Ablors]

We should really stop saying Netlix this Netflix that. They always do shit the wrong way.

[@Legend21for]

That Purple Soldier is.... the true leader? Wow

[@FridayNightStreamz]

He might be crazy but I didn’t think he was that crazy

[@KaijuMaster2099]

Honestly, not big surprise

[@venom_spy437]

@@FridayNightStreamz Well Bill said, that he ate all psychedelic stuff on island of water planet. So, it seems, they are drove him insane.

[@venom_spy437]

@@KaijuMaster2099 You serious? I didn`t saw that coming.

[@FridayNightStreamz]

@@KaijuMaster2099 well that was idiotic, off to hang myself, watch and lear- *gets hanged* I am alive >:) It’s nice

[@Victor-056]

...I find it funny that Spy pretty much reveals his Son not only is _obsessed_ with electricity but also implies that Baby Scout is _immune_ to it with the "Has caused many accidents" line. I like that twist, seeing as usually, this type of plot would have the Babies be considered "Little angels" by the parents and be unaware of their tendencies, but here, they are completely aware of their children's flaws and are just glad nobody is dead and the children are fine. Of course, it now makes sense as to who Purple Soldier is... And it seems that Purple Medic expected Soldier to perish on the planet. Wonder how Purple Soldier will recover who he is?

[@gearthehuman2115]

Make sense if the Purple Soldier is the real Purple Team's leader given that the Purple Engie said that their former leader was a kind person who help the others until he went missing and Purple Medic took his place and also since his personality are fit with the description he said. But one question is, why'd he don't remember being the Purple Team's leader?

[@Victor-056]

@@gearthehuman2115 Part of it can be blamed on the Psychedelic fruits he ate on Planet Huntsman, which seemed to have the side effect of allowing him to remember _some_ of his past before the pootis devil, not all of it, just some of his memories, as it allowed him to remember the US of A exists. The other can be blamed on Purple Medic, who possibly poisoned him to try and get rid of him, only for the poison to instead instill memory loss in Purple Soldier. It seems that Purple Soldier during his Memory Loss Stint, met DemoDuck, and got into debt with him somehow.

[@gearthehuman2115]

@@Victor-056 Make sense, given the fact Bill saying it and also given the fact he just went "dissapeared" for no reason and Purple Medic came outta nowhere to replace him.

[@cosmicwatcher8397]

to answer that last question, Remember that “memory spark” that flew in that purple engineers pouch in the last hoovy’s cosmic sandwich quest? Seeing this now makes me believe that memory spark is actually purple soldier memories and when Hoovy, demoduck and purple engineer end up finding him in someway, once nearby, the spark with fly towards purple soldier and get absorbed by him, helping him remember who he is again.

[@GaniM2018DeviantArt]

I always feel bad for Somewhat real getting killed so many times in every episodes.

[@metalslugfan708]

I can't believe that every episode made by this guy all correlate and connect with each other in one way or another, never breaking away from the main story. This man's story line is more stable than the accursed company that made Little Mermaid.

[@corentincursoux5852]

Which company are you talking abo- oh wait, is it Disney?

[@urban-mutt]

I really like how despite all the horrors all stories you make have good endings Can't wait for more purple soldier lore

[@C.A._Old]

Best animation ever. :-)

[@drzombiezzz9718]

Take good care of baby or else 3:16 That scene make me laugh

[@gearthehuman2115]

It's surprising that the Purple Soldier is the real Purple Team's leader due to his personality, but given the fact that Bill said that he consume all the Psychedelics back on an island is make sense why he acted that way. But most importantly, who are those people that Purple Medic killed? I hope they're not that Friendly Hoovy, Purple Engie, and that Demo Duck.

[@blacktemplar1139]

Those three who were slain were not the trio we knew in hoovys quest, they had a sniper and the engineer appeared to have a black outfit. Also, one of them appeared to be a spy judging by the tap dancing shoes

[@OriginalName011]

maybe they were previous leaders?

[@RAYMcCall]

Look at these cute tiny biscuits

[@frasko9191]

We need a origin of the purple soldier on how he ended up in the water planet with one island and started hallucinating that he was in America

[@myleswelnetz6700]

That evil VLT Medic sent him there himself.

[@catbomb11]

I genuinely cant wait for the series to conclude so i can watch them in chronological order of the events that happen

[@maddsthegamer]

WHY IS IT SO GOOD??? The sfm animation is great, comedy is good, and soldier.. OH MY GOD HE IS AMAZING. Reminds me of the comics! love this so much

[@sadnewbie9637]

This is a gmod animation

[@arielleone4416]

Glad to see the RED team from the Creepto Engie saga and the BLK Spy and BLK Soldier as well

[@arielleone4416]

Just asking Somewhat Real, is the next video coming soon?

[@ThreePanz]

Wait wait wait... That purple soldier a leader of purple team? Wow.. what a twist! And it's nice to know that Red soldier and the LEADER of purple is still friends after the first meet when medic came back to the normal world. And is that engineer, It's great to know he's back from the crazy NFT mind!

[@redstonemecha7716]

I knew the soldier was going to turn out to be the leader of Purple team. Did anyone else saw that coming?

[@user-mk5xd5fm1u]

his purple clothing were different, so no i didn't

[@SkrunklyWunkly]

OH MY GOD MY THEORY WAS RIGHT!!!!!!!! HE IS THE PURPLE TEAM LEADER!!!!!!!!!

[@unicornman147]

I was expecting quality gmod chaos and I got it, but I also got consistent lore and intrigue. Niiiiiice.

[@roboboy_uk]

Dude I just wanna say, your animations are great! The way each one has its one unique story that connects to a bigger plot that you’ve created make me want to do the same thing! Keep it up 👍

[@C.A._Old]

Best animation ever. :-)

[@felllucas123gaming8]

13:46 Wow Look how he runs

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

Hey thanks for posting this video a day after my 21st birthday, it feels special to me

[@AssassinIronMan]

This was very well animated. Hopefully it gets the views it deserves

[@Banana360-]

in this universe, washing machines can remove people's skeletons, the best idea and reference to another episode!

[@Toll0]

Do not take drugs

[@chromaomega8968]

Yes

[@McDrebbins]

ALSO If you drink alcohol you're not against drugs!

[@Tgsf321]

@@McDrebbins that’s stupid

[@Toll0]

​@@McDrebbinsI don't drink (alcohol)

[@ItsMeDarknight]

black spy could have steal the crown. But no, he cares about his friends True chad indeed.

[@WASDLeftClick]

The first one minute and fifteen seconds explains everything wrong with the War on Drugs and why it has to end yesterday.

[@detomnz2024]

*Looks at Rodrigo Duterte's War on Drugs campaign*

[@MACMAN2003]

i don't think engineer has fully recovered from the damage that creepto did to his mind

[@sadnewbie9637]

He never will

[@WHERE_IS_EURYDICE]

He's married to his brain and living happily

[@cyanaura5044]

Now it all make sense now,in the Hoovy cosmic sandvich quest part 2, the green thingy or should i call a piece memory, instead of getting absorbed to the Purple Engineer Body, it just entering Purple engineer pocket. I assuming that it was Purple Soldier memories, considering purple soldier in the Red team universe while Hoovy, Duck Demo, and purple Engineer in the another universe.

[@charliehiggins7876]

The Black Spy could have taken the Baby Demoman's crown while he was saving Lilly. Why didn't he?

[@guy-_-life1612]

his dumb

[@cantbelieve5231]

Shock from the more important info

[@charliehiggins7876]

@@cantbelieve5231 That is... actually a pretty good point. Well done you.

[@scarredclawsgibberish]

Legitimately the best child carers ever

[@woofn5918]

6 in the morning. Worth losing sleep to watch another one of your animations :]

[@DoYouOne-Na-SitExtra]

Same here :/

[@AuxTOC]

3 in the morning here.

[@Margerrat]

It’s 8:00 where I am lol

[@Nicky2414]

8:05 *Me when my parents aren't home.*

[@user-xr2oi9ry6x]

😂

[@FoxMan_FF]

The plot thickens! I'm looking forward to seeing where this story goes next.

[@Anabsolutedummy]

Soldiers a real one for taking care of killer babies 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@bacongud8553]

Most wholesome tf2 moment

[@thefoodcatcher1176]

this video feels like what i would dream

[@myleswelnetz6700]

15:36 It’s better to be an inexperienced parent than an irresponsible one.

[@rottenroads1982]

A Spy, Soldier, Pyro, and Medic wearing a Grey Painted Exorcizor. Spy has his Zephaniah’s agreed Murderer’s Motif hat and his Orange Turncoat. Soldier has his Color of Gentleman’s Trousers Bone Cone and his Chaser coat. Pyro has a Nobel Hatters Violet Seared Sorcerer, and his Zephaniah’s Greed Pyromancers Mask. And medic has both Zephaniah’s agreed Blighted Beak & Grimm Hatte. They are the TF2 Christian Crusaders, and they are Hunting Demons & Sin. Also, Purple Soldier is the Real Purple team Leader? Real Lore.

[@Mentelgen-1337]

I Read “demons n shit”

[@ZacharyRodriguezVlogs]

Finally! Using TF2 AI voices in a Gmod animation! This is what I’ve wanted for a long time! Thank you!

[@luke7663]

"Truthful News" 🤣

[@revolvershalashaskaocelot2023]

Is it me or this really gives me vibes with the dialogue, and the motion animation feels like Xavier renegade angel

[@dawsonhelf7922]

I have a theory: That PRL medic somehow got PRL soldier (original PRL leader) into the pootis devil’s universe via the portal on its back, but somehow didn’t change that much apart from being immortal to some extent and lost a majority of his memories, and those memories were stored within the green crystal that the Duck Demo had until it was shattered, and now the PRL team’s original leader’s memories are now in that PRL engineer’s pocket

[@netherclanmc9436]

4:00 the most random gmod scene in the universe

[@Jei_Rifni]

Everytime I SEE A NEW VIDEO OF YOURS I EXPLODE this was AMAZING oh my god and the previous episodes and this and and oughh just fantabulous incredible i can’t express how joyful this makes me AND THE PURPLE SOLDIER? OH MY GOD

[@FloofPuppy]

I KNEW the purple soldier was the true leader!!!

[@fauzanmuzaffarsyah8463]

The fact of your good story telling and animation only leaves me just one exact question WHY HAVEN'T YOU GOT A SILVER BUTTON ALREADY?!

[@sadnewbie9637]

Because the algorithm doesnt care about effort put into it it cares about money

[@unfunny4ever]

this feels like an SFM classic

[@DoYouOne-Na-SitExtra]

First, idk how soldier is gonna babysit a bunch of lunatics when he is one himself Edit: Never-mind, he is the only lunatic here…….

[@JohnJCB]

No, you're second

[@humblelad]

8:30 *that feel wherein both of your hands have been severed*

[@draguladriver]

this is the kind of gmod animation stuff i love. they really DO make them like they used to!

[@WHERE_IS_EURYDICE]

2:55 good day, we have brought the c h i l d

[@MrEdioss]

11:05 tf quake logo made out of the docks

[@soildier]

i love this. so much also red soldier w baby heavys shitty diaper is so me with literally any baby (minus throwing the little shit in the washing machine..)

[@Gamerboi55511]

I like the scout getting killed scenes so far haven't seen full video yet because I'm at laughing the dying scout scenes.

[@balloonrat7274]

rip scouts at the start :(

[@user-mk5xd5fm1u]

welp, looks like the multiverse is going to implode

[@ThreePanz]

Love those babies! and that sentry? So cute

[@FEF-3N]

Baby Mimi Sentry or Baby Mini Sentry-Chan

[@ThreePanz]

@@FEF-3NBaby Mini Sentry-Chan

[@diov6382]

We've got some deep lore here

[@sandwich9509]

I love your ideas and how you can connect the plots throughout the videos.

[@jisraelivantaboada5609]

Im freaking knew it the Purple Soldier was the true leader all this time omgg loll

[@blackholeguy1529]

how the hell do you make the voices actually coherent i'm assuming it's ai but ai usually sounds EXTREMELY robotic, especially with rough voices such as most of the mercenaries but the voices actually sound good

[@dumbcowboi8803]

The lore keeps expanding and im here for it.

[@WHERE_IS_EURYDICE]

I recognize where your pfp comes from...Team Neighborhood, right?

[@cheato_]

Hope your channel grows, you are very talented for using Gmod in your videos

[@eel2823]

I didn't even realize this was a somewhat real video. You've improved a lot with your camera angles.

[@GoreoBlast]

As someone who has babysat in the past this is pretty accurate

[@brguardian3137]

Are you saying you had to defend yourself from a baby with a minigun ?

[@GoreoBlast]

@@brguardian3137 yeah it's baby sitting 101

[@purpleflaminggoatsnakes9864]

This was so good, the part where the black team try and steal baby demo’s crown but it all goes wrong was the funniest part!

[@sillychips]

these are some of the only gmod animations i actually laugh at, amazing stuff

[@p0g666]

I love your animations and story, thank you for not throwing in random ass IPs no reason, the tf2 mercs and the use of valve characters actually helps progress the storyline, so thank you for not just throwing in skibidi toilet or some random ass IP for no reason

[@browngriffon]

Final Fantasy Tactics? That's neat awesome animation tho, Jet's nice 👀

[@marthanguyen2533]

I like how the newsreporter is more concered on drugs rather than police brutality💀

[@FlyingDarty]

His/Her animation is only getting better everyvideo.

[@galaxytheyoutube3275]

God stories he’s in storytelling history, I think

[@handsomestman]

lmao i cant get over demo mans fake eye

[@user-gk9ut9qc1o]

Just got home and there’s a new upload? Let’s go!

[@TheOGBeezy]

extremely underated.

[@devonterminator2697]

I was just playing fallout 3 when scout had jet

[@Gotsuu]

This channel deserves more subscribers. I love these videos. Very big fan of your content

[@deathangel6666]

I binged the whole playlist and subbed because I never thought I see such a good layout of lore like it all ties back to each other like the pootis devil heavy makes KZbin channel and blue teams restaurant all in a neat package about how the red heavy turned into a pootis devil. It was so thought out and well played for a simple KZbin Gmod sfm.

[@omegaethanrob2581]

Damn this video got me interest on these stories keep up real!

[@C.A._Old]

Best animation ever. :-)

[@ma-yehtaaj]

i wonder what would happen if the memory crystal and reality virtual converter combination would be? a physical vr universe for gaming or smth?

[@sadnewbie9637]

A world where you live in the past?

[@ultragodwin5225]

13:24 was that the bite of 87

[@iaminhere6022]

Wait.... Jet is legal in all fractions and is often used widely as combat support.

[@chadthecountry7158]

Best channel on KZbin nowadays

[@Bioburningk]

Wow damn dude your animation has gotten amazing

[@daffadaffadzakhwan2482]

Hold on let me get this straight the purple Soldier is the true leader in the pass the purple Soldier was stuck in the middle of the island and think this is USA look like the purple Soldier can not remember in the pass and always be shy

[@Lucas_Baker_Gamin]

Somewhat real has Quality Animations

[@R3TR0--93]

the ai voices got surprisingly better

[@sadnewbie9637]

Babe wake up somewhat real just posted!!!!! Seriously, love your content bro, keep going

[@Kristuss]

I love ur sfms sm never stop making them

[@FlyingDarty]

2:50 that animation was SO SMOOTH!

[@ma-yehtaaj]

the fact soldier is not actaully really dumb but he gained some stupidity for taking, basically in usa taking is a normal thing

[@TheAuraSeraphim]

What a nice these Babies :3 especially last apart that Burglar Truck was hillarious

[@d_shadow.]

Ive been saving your new videos to watch on a cozy day like today, since its snowing out I cracked open this bad boy expecting some sort of filler- only to find it was full of exposition and developement for multipke storylines while also creating new characters and opportunities. I absolutely loved seeing the black team again, and the spys over-explination of the situation was quite hilarious and interesting as well. I'll have to watch the next one tonight, and I'll definitely have to animate something as well. Seeya then.

[@jonathandavis2002]

Don’t do drugs kids

[@NeonBeeCat]

Holy Moly somewhat real, your animation has gotten so good!

[@wenzley]

This is so silly, I love it!!!

[@slee2333]

I knew it i was right with the purple soldier purple teams captain theory

[@Banana360-]

yesterday, I asked myself the question of when his next video will be released, fate answered me!

[@alexgeorge501]

3:51 Noot!