soldier_survives_a_pootis_pencil_attack_and_tries_to_have_a_siesta_in_greece.mmhmmp4

yea gais ai ken english too
SFM version by Kostamoinen:
• POOTIS PENCILS
Music list:
World of Illusion Music - Wild West
Korn - Freak On A Leash (Instrumental)
World of Illusion Music - Mirror Chase
Kirby's Epic Yarn Soundtrack - Future City
Mikis Theodorakis - Zorba's Dance
EDM Royalty Free - Electro EDM Festival
DJ Splash - You Spin Me Right Round (Remix)
Super Mario Galaxy Soundtrack - Luma
Versions without music:
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No music except for the Freak On A Leash part and the "EDM crowd"
www.mediafire.c...
No music including the Freak On A Leash part and the "EDM crowd"

[@TheMCzorro]

SFM version by none other than Kostamoinen Part 1: kzbin.info/www/bejne/a6XTk2WFrZqShrM Part 2: coming soon

[@REBOVODOCHNIY]

Where 2 part?

[@frozenking2474]

​@@REBOVODOCHNIY go ask kostamoinen that question

[@alexistramirez]

@@REBOVODOCHNIYthis will take Days, Months or maybe Years

[@Kostamoinen]

I'm gonna animate this, if thats allright with you, Zorro ^^

[@TheMCzorro]

I don't mind, but it might be a bit challenging. Good luck!

[@Kostamoinen]

@@TheMCzorro I'll make it worthy of the superb voice mixing! Hopefully you will make more in the future.

[@TheMCzorro]

@@Kostamoinen I probably will at some point. For now, stay tuned to Nislt

[@Kostamoinen]

@@TheMCzorro Is it new metal or nude metal? :D Almost done with the video also

[@TheMCzorro]

@@Kostamoinen Nu-Metal (he recites Freak On A Leash)

[@grevious437]

if this ever gets animated, its going to be fucking legendary.

[@oron61]

grevious437 IDK if I wanna see soldier’s Meat Spin. Or scout.

[@plaguedup]

Oh boy I have some news for you

[@sidusuteloshi2086]

Not just animated... but animated by Kostamoinen.

[@madstellaris3176]

Fear not, sfm is here to save the day! (3 years later)

[@toasterstrudel3477]

As a greek myself, i can say that i enjoyed this a lot.

[@badasstoad9419]

Toaster Strudel GRAAAAAAAPES!

[@oron61]

Auto-subtitles: My as is full of buddhist pencils.

[@SirKritzRosen]

"My arse is full of put dispensers"

[@ultraboy9670]

@@SirKritzRosen Yo, can you animate this video in shell nut style?

[@TheBigL1]

I honestly can't remember the last time I heard sentence mixing quite this good.

[@GIGASPACEBLOB]

Are you serious? Your voice acting is as good as this as well!

[@accent1666]

Then Ai.15 came

[@Strutsss]

Seriously, you can English sentence-mix better than most English-speaking people :o

[@gigakoresh]

After all these years I have never expected to hear a new smexual that I could really name "The best". I was so wrong... So glad I was. Bloody masterpiece!

[@taiwofarimoyo2187]

ikr

[@Tengu125]

Agreed :3

[@meltedbonddika3859]

The smexual of a lifetime.

[@monketron]

Can anyone even animate this without getting demonetized?

[@mandude03VideosYT]

Kostamoinen

[@23BoyDanny]

For a weird and sexually disturbing kind of smexual, this was actually the most wholesome I ever get to listen to.

[@TheMCzorro]

Ребят, простите, если сможете :( Скорее всего, в октябре меня заберут в армию, поэтому новый смекшуал на русском с нуля я вряд ли успею сделать. ПОПРАВКА: В октябре не заберут

[@Cooper_Raccoon]

TheMCzorro хотел попасть в Грецию, а попал в армию :(

[@TheMCzorro]

Может, меня ещё в греческую армию перенаправят лол

[@gigakoresh]

Если Шойгу это увидит, точно заберут - такого оружия массового поражения они не упустят!

[@TheMCzorro]

Ага, которое ещё месяц надо готовить к выстрелу

[@Цилиндр-ш6ь]

Блин, сочувствую, тоже не хотел идти в армейку :(

[@SomeCleanTrash]

Hot

[@syndrome9000]

gay

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

Gay and Hot.

[@TheMCzorro]

My God, senpai noticed me

[@danielvakser9993]

@@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 Just like the furry community.

[@nowhere2471]

"This oversized tooth fairy will not turn my beloved siesta into an EDM concert!"

[@stevensubianto9862]

0:29 I wish we had an actual song for this. XD

[@IMovedSomewhereElse422]

I would love to hear Heavy's full cover of Freak On A Leash by KoRn.

[@CiccioImberlicchio]

not gonna lie, that ending was wholesome

[@kjfenterprises9618]

2:23 When you see a grapevine nearby.

[@MihaylOFF100]

Я даже прослезился от концовки. Still better love story than a twilight

[@commenter_HIMIK-MAN]

Best love story i've seen in a long while.

[@leonardocouto3109]

This is one amazing smexual! The sentence mixing especially is top notch, the whole thing is very fun to listen too and knowing Kostamoinen is animating it is just too amazing.

[@ivannatany4]

Это заслуживает визуальной адаптации. Просто шикарно!

[@BeatrixKarrogard]

ivannatany4 да

[@MasterOfHelium]

Всё по ГОСТу, а часть с рейвом Маразмуса в Греции вообще огонь!

[@Tengu125]

To quote Soldier; "It's perfect"!

[@probe1765]

I'm glad you got Demoman to say my favorite Commissioner Gordon quote!

[@RoseSupreme]

*YA BL5D7YFRJGTIF57IC59GC BLOODEH POOP.*

[@waalew5336]

But... Demoman isn't even in this one.

[@justanormaldilo.249]

@@waalew5336 Technically, he is. Though the phone, at least.

[@MisterCake]

More of these Delicious videos are Required!-

[@alphagojira5647]

The first & only smexual from TheMCzorro you made with English language.

[@PlexusCaeruleum]

1:07 My ass is full of Buddhist pencils. Nothing short of poetry.

[@garrettarnold5663]

Full of what?

[@cinnamontoast5310]

@@garrettarnold5663 Oh no...

[@garrettarnold5663]

@@cinnamontoast5310 **RAIN OF POOTIS PENCILS**

[@pyrogaming7021]

oh my gawd it was long shiet

[@poofieq]

пля стока годных смекшуалов за последнее время))

[@listen2164]

honestly i'd love to see STBlackST make a gmod animation off this

[@leonardocouto3109]

So this is the origin of "Merasmus is here to parteh all night long"? I first heard this sentence on an STBlackST video. I knew the mixing on that one was too good, even for ST standards...

[@TheMCzorro]

Yes, this is the actual origin

[@Hotfox999]

Oh, I'd love to see this animated!

[@jagi6170]

Payton please animate this masterpiece.

[@violetcaster4644]

I can see STBlackST animating this

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

same

[@absolutebastardhours4404]

We got close

[@badasstoad9419]

FUAAAAAACK yeah! GRAPES!

[@coralbricks]

My beloved Batman!

[@nicholasdansby2410]

Why was this on my recommended, and why is it so relatable?

[@SodiumNuke]

0:30 top 10 anime songs

[@ThatAnnoyingBird]

"How do you like my painis in your fucking face!?" Considering what Soldier is wearing in this vid, that sounds exactly like something Muselk would say.

[@TheMCzorro]

At one point I wanted to do a smexual with Muselk as the main character but could never get into it before it lost relevance. This particular Soldier face is all that's left

[@taiwofarimoyo2187]

+TheMCzorro this was a good smexual m8 darn nice job

[@CrashIsHuge]

Poor Scout just wants love

[@corporalfootsoldier5884]

0:07 NmmNmmNmmNmmNmmm (I ended up laughing for an hour over this)

[@SirKritzRosen]

This is M O I S T

[@pushgame8275]

I can see stblackst voicelines here

[@TheMCzorro]

He started using my lines independently, without informing me in some way

[@jerry_russich]

Начало уже говорит о том, что смексуал будет годным

[@CLSTR_]

Удачи тебе,спасибо за новый видос. Хотя я думал он будет на русском

[@TheMCzorro]

Кто-то просил попробовать сделать что-нибудь на английском, я начал и чё-то понесло (чуть ли не на 5 минут вышло)

[@SU76M]

И вышло охрененно. Не хуже, чем на русском.

[@SU76M]

Приятно его переслушать. Без шуток, это лучший смекшуал из всех, что я когда-либо слышал. Кстати, Нилст нагло использует куски этого смешуала без всяких ссылок. И Делфи вроде тоже, хотя я точно не помню.

[@TheMCzorro]

Нислт как раз-таки не нагло использует куски из моего смекшуала, у нас давняя договорённость

[@abearwhogotinsane2372]

2:51 low scream 3:39 le meatspin

[@kingofAwsomness]

I would argue that this is the best sentence mixed smexuals made. And just all round best smexuals.

[@CidSilverWing]

Yesh! :D

[@gethk.gelior4214]

Good Lord it's animated

[@EhlistarsWrath]

Ancient Chinese heavy bat boy is my favorite super hero

[@RagingBanebou]

"Gentlemen... MEATSPIN TIME!"

[@garrettarnold5663]

I'M GONNA I'M GONNA I'M GONNA I'M GONNA-!

[@abearwhogotinsane2372]

​MY EYES

[@ZacharyRodriguezVlogs]

Why hasn't this been animated yet?

[@RoseSupreme]

It has. Or at least half of it.

[@rabbidsnipes5654]

I might not have a lot of free time, but I could try animating the second part, thing is idk if Kosta's been working on this since he uploaded part 1

[@TheMCzorro]

I have seen some screenshots of part 2 but it was most likely unprofitable to make it (I vaguely remember him saying something along those lines when we talked about it, I trust that it was a valid concern considering he went full-time some time before making part 1)

[@rabbidsnipes5654]

@@TheMCzorro that's aigh, I could try animating part 2 by myself just for fun, I just need some clarifications with some parts that I did not fully understand and I could begin (I only have like 3 free hours a day, so this will take a lot of time 💀)

[@TheMCzorro]

@@rabbidsnipes5654Which parts?

[@rabbidsnipes5654]

@@TheMCzorro 3:10 3:32 (kinda hard to visualize what's going on in this one)

[@TheMCzorro]

@@rabbidsnipes5654 First is Soldier walking towards Merasmus, the second is him preparing Scout for the meatspin later

[@welshbro10]

You made a comment on a other smexual and send a link to this lest just say It wasn't a regret another good smexual going into my book

[@TheMCzorro]

You're welcome! I've always hated self-promotion, but it looks like it was worth it

[@welshbro10]

TheMCzorro defantly good work keep it up :)

[@turkeysamwich00]

красиво

[@ДмитрийМогоев]

Это же Маселк !

[@sheeshcheese3722]

dude this is freaking amazing do you mind if I use it in my videos ?

[@1080pAudio]

bOOOOOm im bAAAAAck dummy

[@DeadPollo]

this begs to be animated

[@skidthescoutmain3753]

0:30 Pootitauhtatataeata Pootitauhtatataeata

[@TwisterTH]

Блин, чувак, я тебе готов задонатить, если сделаешь отдельную версию рингтона 01:24 ~PU-TIS-PU-TIS~ на 30 секунд. Уж больно хочется поставить это на будильник. P. s. - если я правильно понял о твоём уходе в Армию, то я ни о чём не буду, а тупо погрущу в уголке...

[@TheMCzorro]

Ухожу 5-го числа. А грустить даже не думай, я не для того тут горбатился, чтоб у людей рожи кисли

[@TwisterTH]

Да не, труд твой я всегда ценю, просто жалею, что пока не удавалось восстановить соц. связь (т. е. в Вк поболтать как в старые добрые) из-за проблем, а тут на те, в армию тебя забирают :с

[@TheMCzorro]

Ну всего же на год. Ровно год как раз прошёл с последнего смекшуала на русском

[@patrik9328]

Good, very good

[@theconductoresplin8092]

Sin was here

[@TheMCzorro]

Indeed he was

[@theconductoresplin8092]

@@TheMCzorro :D

[@wachaczi6630]

Im here cause of Kosta

[@TheAtheistGamer]

make more smexual plz.

[@TheMCzorro]

Not anytime soon, but in the future - sure!

[@nmint]

noiC

[@theextremeanimator4721]

Version without music?

[@TheMCzorro]

www.mediafire.com/file/5nasm4c48pb9n83/SmexualEngNoMusic.wav No music except for the Freak On A Leash part and the "EDM crowd" www.mediafire.com/file/1iss3s8c82y04ri/SmexualEngNoMusicAtAll.wav No music including the Freak On A Leash part and the "EDM crowd"

[@TheMCzorro]

Are you planning on doing something with it?

[@theextremeanimator4721]

TheMCzorro thank you!

[@theextremeanimator4721]

TheMCzorro i would animate it.

[@theextremeanimator4721]

@@TheMCzorro ok that fell apart.

[@sunnyfigueroa4397]

0:30 1:45

[@adilmyrat3210]

666 likes

[@rotaryrage6263]

What........the actual..............crap. Why.......does this.............exist? My poor ears.... Still funny though.

[@TheMCzorro]

It's pretty tame compared to a lot of smexuals

[@uuuuiu-bh7yf]

15.ai is