boobis_vs_painis_choose_your_fighter.sexnificence.h00ters

Contains additional voice lines from GTA San Andreas, House Party and Persona 5. Sorry in advance to all husbands of waifus featured in the video.
Wav file: www.dropbox.co...
A lot of the custom lines are layered over each other as well as over other sounds, so I see no point in uploading a version without music. Instead, you can ask me personally for a rar archive with all custom voice lines made specifically for the smexual.
Music (in order of appearance):
Paper Mario 64 - Lakilester the Great!
Kirby's Epic Yarn - Halberd
Paper Mario 64 - Goomba King's Decree
Paper Mario 64 - Tubba Blubba's Castle
Kirby's Epic Yarn - Kirby's Pad
Kirby's Epic Yarn - Future City
Bensound - Sexy
Kirby's Epic Yarn - Dream Land
Paper Mario 64 - Koopa Bros. Keep Cool
TheMCzorro - It's Okay Big Cat (I'll upload it later if there's a serious demand for it)
Mickey Mania (Genesis) - End Of Level Boss 2
Kirby's Epic Yarn - Quilty Court

[@TheMCzorro]

Вы уж простите, что не на русском. Так уж как-то получилось, смекшуал сам написался, ещё и деталями обрастал по мере того, как я его собирал

[@hippyeyyuppe9710]

Я уж думал ты здох.....

[@TheMCzorro]

@@hippyeyyuppe9710 Я тоже так думал

[@hippyeyyuppe9710]

@@TheMCzorro ээээм я начинающий аниматор чекни мои пару видео плез если есть время

[@TheMCzorro]

@@hippyeyyuppe9710 Завтра чекну, я с этим смекшуалом прям конкретно намаялся

[@hippyeyyuppe9710]

@@TheMCzorro чтож не зря старался)

[@Eltorro64Rus]

SO MUCH MIIIILK!

[@TheMCzorro]

OMG senpai таки noticed me

[@trololokrab]

Molodec

[@EhlistarsWrath]

You like dis babeh?~ 😏🥛🥛

[@Liters2]

BiG pAiNoS

[@KeironEvans]

can you animate this please XD

[@Kostamoinen]

I hope there will be more!

[@TheMCzorro]

Eventually - most likely will be. Also, KOSTAMOINEN OMG!!!

[@АртёмВасиленко-и2р]

Oh my, hellooo

[@EhlistarsWrath]

You know now what you must make~

[@wachaczi6630]

i like cocoa

[@chronologizer422]

ME AND THE BOIS PLAYING SOME SMASH

[@whatisthis3980]

THE VOICE MIXING IS SO FUCKING GOOD

[@buildertherobloxian4731]

I know, right? I thought some of it was AI!

[@Gmaster108]

I have the weirdest painis right now

[@splitjawjanitor5369]

You could never make something this majestic with 15ai

[@tiredideabox]

true that

[@remag-yx4ed]

sentence mixing superiority

[@commenter_HIMIK-MAN]

These are some of the best character interactions I've ever heard in a smexual.

[@nicksbrown1994]

8:39 Best Crying I've heard in my life 😆 Also SOMEONE make an animated version of this!!!

[@RoseSupreme]

That's just so clever.🤣

[@toainsully]

It will be hard.

[@RoseSupreme]

Now *THIS* needs to be animated more than any of the top smexuals required to be animated.

[@TheSoundCrafterCompany]

yup

[@toainsully]

It would be difficult, not to mention all the NSFW stuff

[@RoseSupreme]

@@toainsully Well, people have easily substituted the NSFW stuff that have since avoided being taken down to this day, like using sticky bombs and rockets for balls and dicks respectively. They don't seem to care about jizz either as animators just use Mad Milk particles or white paint decals to represent it.

[@Max-iq8hi]

0:53-1:10 I find that rhythmically synchronized fight, and Engineer pulling out his guitar to play an accompaniment to their argument inspiring in some ways, just sayin' ;)

[@Bluesit32]

This is amazing. The mixing to turn Heavy's laughter and screaming into sobbing is perfect.

[@RoseSupreme]

Truly insane how with the right tweaking, it can sound more like realistic crying. No more using Heavy's fake/mock crying.

[@howlsteele322]

"Ohh say can you see... that the sniper is gay!"

[@gethk.gelior4214]

I broke down at the Heavy's weird cry

[@birdup228]

Same

[@xlbthedemigod5662]

Same

[@Bluesit32]

His crying is both hilarious and brilliantly done.

[@samwhitacre]

8:37 This is how I try not to laugh.

[@Strutsss]

How are you so good at mixing English lines than other English smexual makers?

[@Strutsss]

This is some of the best sentence mixing I’ve ever heard in a smexual, or any video period.

[@TheMCzorro]

I would blame this on my predisposition to this sort of stuff

[@михаиликкозлов]

@@Strutsss the answer is RYTP.

[@Sharon_Hocutt]

That was so beautiful. A nice story, the best audio edits, and a happy ending.

[@waaanuuu]

Man this is better character development then most triple a movies will ever have

[@TheBigL1]

Whole thing had me in stitches.

[@toainsully]

Especially at 4:30

[@alexistramirez]

0:53 I love it when they go back and forth just like a Reference to Toy Story

[@Yakuza-Merkitzi]

Did i just hear Maccer and Kent Paul in this smexual audio?

[@TheMCzorro]

Yes. Considering the premise, I'd be a fool not to have them make at least a small cameo in this

[@Bluesit32]

9:48 "Demoman, we need your sticky jumper!" "All I have is a stock sticky launcher and it's not very safe..." That is just utterly perfect sentence mixing.

[@ABE2000]

That Voice Mixing way expressive is so truly amazing.

[@fartballs1604]

best sentence mixing i’ve heard in a lifetime nice job

[@danielvakser9993]

This is the perfect TF2 Smexual of 2020! If it was December 1st!

[@KillerDitto77]

Honestly this is the best smexual I've ever heard, its got smooth sentence mixing and a story worthy of a Saxxy. The art is good too. Also Haru gets more screen time than all of p5 so that happens

[@The-official-knudschannel]

And the weird thing about it is I’m actually visualizing the whole thing

[@ArnoldFennec]

Please get this animated quick.

[@lucamessina2132]

Just do it

[@ArnoldFennec]

@@lucamessina2132 I don’t have any animation program like GMOD of SFM, so sorry.

[@lucamessina2132]

@@ArnoldFennec okay...

[@The-official-knudschannel]

Brilliant friggin idea!!

[@cybershoutmon9741]

Id try but i dont wanna get taken down for sexual jokes

[@MEBEEB_EDITS]

Меня с гитары вынесло)) и когда они запутались на 0:55

[@leonardovaldezhernandez8845]

0:56

[@realestanonymousgaming]

Watched this not too long after it came out and even after all this time I still have yet to find a smexual/gmod/sfm video with better overall sentence mixing. I'll always be looking forward to your next work.

[@jaredalanfreese]

it would be interesting if somebody would animate this version of it and it would get so much mess now..

[@toainsully]

Judging by KZbin's censorship, it will be difficult

[@Strutsss]

‘Do not call me a coward, you coward’ Lul.

[@patrik9328]

This is utterly perverted Is nice

[@Max-iq8hi]

I legitimately thought, they're cosplaying as 1010 from No Straight Roads, because of their coloured hairstyles XD

[@ooohzzay]

That is so true😂

[@filipsstarymultiverse]

Describe the Costumes

[@Max-iq8hi]

@@filipsstarymultiverse Their hairstyles look like 1010's hairstyles, because of the similar colors and shapes

[@pokeman5699]

please make more english smexuals your sentence mixing is art

[@plazmaenge5024]

Каждый твой смексуал достоин анимирования, но не каждый достоин это сделать...

[@realdoomerb1t4rd]

Я чувствую запах приближающейся экранизации этого смекшуала

[@dr_Heavich]

"H -OW?" kzbin.info/www/bejne/jZa6d6uepdKNmMU

[@TheMCzorro]

OMG I've always loved your work!

[@DoubleOhSeven68]

I can perfectly picture their body language in my mind, how tf did you do that?

[@TheMCzorro]

I have no idea

[@TotallyNotASpy1]

This was quite possibly the weirdest fucking shit i've ever listened to. And i fucking loved it.

[@matthewmoran5297]

You know, for a smexual that's full of...well, sex, and drugs, and rock and roll.........it's pretty wholesome.

[@TheSuperStarCartoonAnimeFan]

2:39 What The FAAAcking Hell Is That?!

[@PlexusCaeruleum]

I didn't know Heavy was into birds.

[@mechalo5271]

Such a sexnificent story. It started with a rivalry between a Heavy with his ginormous MANN-titties and a Soldier with a Painis double (or triple?) the size of a usual sub sandwich...maybe even bigger than that. And then it climaxed to a wonderful friendship after a third party wrecks the competition.

[@TheMCzorro]

Sorry. I tried to do this without third-party intervention and couldn't make it work

[@mechalo5271]

No, no, it ain't a problem. The whole smexual from start to finish was amazing. ;)

[@оленичгеймершоуОленич]

0:55 и 10:31 лучше чем всяких моргенштернов 👍👍👍👍

[@randomscunt3093]

oddly a wholesome smexual

[@justinhuskey5901]

Someone HAS to make an animated version of this spectacular smexual either by Gmod or Sfm!

[@toainsully]

Well, it would be difficult due to the amount of jokes and whatnot that would involve in KZbin taking down the video

[@EllieCollie]

I can’t tell if this is a joke or fap material

[@mpak1016]

Батюшки! Чего мы умудрились дождаться... Олда с водмикспупом!

[@franceskinskij]

this is legendary on SO many levels

[@mancheaseskrelpher8419]

No one's gonna animate this 'cuz it'll get demonetized in a split second

[@Cerchionero]

Гений вернулся! Как всегда прекрасно!

[@mannyperez6096]

6:12 I need some help!

[@logannottheonefrommarvel9917]

This is what AI will never have

[@deevan1415]

Someone needs to animate this with SFM!

[@aircobra1337]

Oh no...

[@deevan1415]

@@aircobra1337 Oh yes!

[@mrspeki]

That’s an amazing smexual my comrade!, keep up the good work! V (Russian translation) Замечательный смексуал, товарищ мой !, продолжайте в том же духе!

[@joeymadrigal9432]

Poor Scout he always love ladies but then, she kicked he’s faces 😱 and then scout crying like heart broken 😢💔

[@TheMCzorro]

Spoiler alert: he most likely will get some in the next English smexual (if I ever get to working on that thing)

[@joeymadrigal9432]

@@TheMCzorro Hmmmm I agree about you dude 🤔

[@eighter.4683]

главное не то что ты сделал английскую версию, главное что ты жив

[@dairerowland5115]

Laughed hard all throughout! XD

[@alphagojira5647]

This is your second smexual with an English language.

[@Strutsss]

And he sentence mixes English better than English people can. I still can’t comprehend how this is possible.

[@TheMCzorro]

@@Strutsss I've been thinking for a long time about making a tutorial (or at least, how I do it), but I don't think it would be that helpful

[@Strutsss]

@@TheMCzorro By all means, it would be extremely helpful.

[@TheMCzorro]

@@Strutsss Alright, I'll try to put something together. And for that, I need a little bit of your help: I need a TF2 character and a phrase you'd want him to say, preferably something a bit long and not too easy. Something that would make a great example for sentence mixing

[@Strutsss]

@@TheMCzorro Heavy: "The fitness programme is a multi-stage aerobic capacity test, that gets progressively more difficult as it continues." Apologies for the late reply, didn't see the notification.

[@tnvmark2173]

That was an... interesting journey. Definitely a masterpiece of a smexual.

[@TylerMcNamer]

This is the funniest thing I have ever heard that is Team Fortress related and in this channel!

[@marcocastillo1087]

Can you make a animated version of this

[@soarinskies1105]

Wow this is really well done hope to see more

[@matthewmoran5297]

Yaaaayyy!!! I was hoping they'd become friends at the end!!!

[@ZenithZeroChannel]

Need extended of the baps and painis song XD

[@Aardie_Aardwolf]

This is what happens when you have to much free time.

[@dinothebetatt6733]

Best smexual ever

[@datsnazzyplumber3498]

Is the Engie guitar piece custom made or was it from something else? It sounds too catchy to not point out.

[@TheMCzorro]

It was improperly recorded specifically for the smexual

[@humanperson1373]

I am speechless.

[@ilikecurry2345]

Paper Gaben: Masae Story - Literally Lackluster | A Small Heartless Castle | We Four of Naughties Gaben's Epic Yarn - Rental Home RIgamarole | Towny Business Gaben 64: The Third Half-Life - Fair Folklore

[@veggyeater]

бож, как стильно они выглядят! : )

[@buildertherobloxian4731]

I want a Full Pootis Waltz Song.

[@spytf2real]

masterpiece

[@OsmanTheDragon]

Please... SOMEONE... make a video out of this...

[@RayanfhoulaBR]

How did you sentece mix all of this

[@Fuksalt711]

Anyone thinks this needs to be animated?

[@Name-ul8es]

This is the most smexual smexual ever.

[@filipsstarymultiverse]

4:34-4:53 If I Saw Mimi Sentry doing the thing and i charged my $exnificence be like: Mimi Sentry=Heavy Filip=Soldier

[@vanzaltv]

Когда-нибудь на этом канале выйдет пуп. И я его дождусь.

[@syahminorizan8064]

"Hey overalls! Turn that shit off!"

[@colinwright81]

that looks very fantastic

[@Sapson]

Блин, ещё субтитров бы добавить (на английском) и буит супер класс

[@KeironEvans]

i wish to see this animated XD

[@froelhoates]

I listen to these like audio books lmao

[@jacobg130productions]

This will never get a animation video and I’m not sure how to feel about that

[@_MaxNeon_]

Bustyboy Heavy? That's Cool.

[@toainsully]

I can picture the GMod / SFM animation in my head

[@KeironEvans]

Same here tho I have a hard time putting it into reality

[@nicksbrown1994]

Same here, dude.

[@900nutboys]

Bro drops the greatest smexual on earth and dips

[@TheMCzorro]

I'm stupidly busy these days

[@900nutboys]

@@TheMCzorro oh god I hope that didn’t come off as rude. I’m glad you’re doin alright though. Finding this channel was a treat

[@TheMCzorro]

@@900nutboys Don't worry about it

[@TouchField]

йоу где с тобой можно связаться? у меня есть кое что для тебя

[@TouchField]

@@TheMCzorro в контактах тебя нет, и в личку паблика я написать не могу

[@funcMYXOMOP]

Подписка начинает оправдывать себя

[@bensaxon5762]

These sure are very interesting CD dramas

[@EVILNIEMI]

My suit it's ruined

[@joshuahughes3377]

*"NOOOOOOOOOO!!"*

[@DanialTarki]

This is a certified Fort classic.

[@Vasily_dont_be_silly]

Как же я рад, что кликнул на это в рекомендациях

[@MKTB22]

10:38 if sniper was part of some looney tunes episode

[@pomgrenade9865]

These are amazing

[@FDR-ww6xz]

Can someone make an SFM/Gmod of this pls?

[@kennethhetrick5350]

To be fair you don’t have to apologize for waifus I never heard of

[@TheMCzorro]

You've never heard of them, someone must have heard of them. House Party was made pretty popular by letsplay channels, especially by Game Grumps, and Persona game series has its fair share of fans

[@randomguy1912]

"A lot of the custom lines are layered over each other as well as over other sounds, so I see no point in uploading a version without music. Instead, you can ask me personally for a rar archive with all custom voice lines made specifically for the smexual." In that case: May I please have a rar archive that has all the custom voice lines made specifically for the smexual?

[@TheMCzorro]

It's in the description for a NISLT video titled "Team Fortress 2 - Custom Voice Lines (2020)"

[@randomguy1912]

@@TheMCzorro Many thanks.

[@doctorwho3029]

3:45

[@gamebotzero4925]

11:45 That is so funny!