Soldier wakes up and chooses "HOOAH!"

"How many rounds to send? All of them? Roger, sergeant!"
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[@o.g.dominus]

“Private! You see that direction?” “Yes Sir” “I don’t like it” “Okay Sir”

[@o.g.dominus]

@@llovessosa4878 just give sth reckless a technical name, it’ll sound intelligent

[@JeremyRobinson-rg3ws]

😂😂😂

[@EndenbergueDepaula-cb6qp]

#y h#kru

[@Ramengut]

LMAO

[@MishtiSahota-uw7ft]

​@@o.g.dominusiiilllpplk

[@Moperator54]

"Enemies over in that direction!" "Copy, removing that direction."

[@leebrown986]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@thenuttednutter2669]

Best comment

[@onamission6634]

Which enemies? The innocent civilians or the fighters in whose country u r invading?

[@JustSnort]

@@onamission6634 how bout you shut the fuck up about shit you have no clue about

[@prestonboord4873]

​@@onamission6634 stay mad lmao if you dont like it change it

[@ashundeyan8031]

Bro just fired off everything I paid in taxes for the last 5 years

[@sebastianiturrino6582]

More like $20 of those taxes lmao, clown things he got uranium rounds or some shi 😂

[@Arkham-kq9uf]

​@@sebastianiturrino6582Maybe he's unemployed and pays almost no taxes

[@sebastianiturrino6582]

@@Arkham-kq9uf I didn't think of that angle. You're honestly probably right, if he passed second grade he would be able to do the basic math

[@TylerPerry-qd7us]

@@sebastianiturrino6582good one Sebastian !

[@elanjecharles1204]

😂😂😂😂

[@Oatskii]

“What needs to be destroyed, sir?” “Tax dollars, soldier.”

[@azamora2791]

😂😂😂GOATED under rated AF, done, but not LIKE THIIISSSS😂😂😂😂❤❤❤

[@RadeUeMasq]

Former soldier here. That made me laugh.

[@MikeRotch11]

Reminds me of barrel melting day when end of year rolls around and there's excess munitions. Budgets are based on yearly usage, so if you don't use it, you lose it. If they give a base $2mil in ammunition, they're gonna use $2mil in ammunition.

[@GreaseMonkey-dq2dk]

"See that dust in the distance?" "yes sir" "make more" "yes sir"

[@Sketchy_Boy13]

😂😂😂

[@ksatriabergitar-lo9uh]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@beowulfisHIM17]

😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@donpablo9125]

🤣🤣😭

[@EvilJaquavis]

Make more? 💀💀😭

[@tiltedhorizon1435]

"3 - 5 second bursts? Nah, I'll pass. I'm bout to melt this barrel!"

[@anthonycurby4606]

All i thought as it kept forong was, chill bro dont warp thw barrel

[@TrueHelpTV]

tons of short burts on a belt fed usually makes them jam up on the links.

[@Jim202030]

That was my first thought. You can get away with some pray and spray for the first 15 secs or so.

[@brayzgame8037]

That's what I said!! My crew gunners carried extra barrels but rarely needed until 7 mags up...."or drum, 210 rounds standard"... but still good after anyhow.... this dude was about to find out what play dough 249 is

[@xsixinfantryx]

​@@TrueHelpTV yep.

[@jermancastro2679]

" Private take out those enemy clouds!" " Yes sir "

[@user-hv5np8gc4l]

Lol

[@30retek]

Hoorah sir

[@benitoastorga8868]

A qué le tira, ni puso blanco Jajaja, desperdicio

[@skyguyeditz]

Bro used all my tax dollars💀

[@yeetusfeetus3059]

Unoriginal comment

[@ricardothehacker3200]

@@yeetusfeetus3059factual

[@fahadmahmood6961]

​@@yeetusfeetus3059very original , in fact ; the first thing that comes to mind seeing that vulgar display of power.

[@borisfenestra]

"The Department of Veterans Affairs has determined that your hearing loss is not service related."

[@LKS-1976]

WHAT!!?

[@collinthegamer510]

Lmao

[@VictorBrunkal-bt3kx]

Ain't that the shit. Damn it uncle sam! speak up. 🙉

[@michaellawson8862]

😂😂😂

[@user-mr9mu3cq3s]

I was happy during the hearing loss

[@izsaktapolchanyi2343]

This is the epitome of "we need to go through this ammo today or we won't get as much for training in the future.

[@JN1-506]

Spendex

[@LongCaster_]

Use it or lose it, baby!

[@izsaktapolchanyi2343]

@@LongCaster_ yessir!

[@chickenmann9934]

As a future taxpayer, I don't agree.

[@JN1-506]

@@chickenmann9934 as a current taxpayer, we don't care

[@westboiizizherez]

"Private, do you see any dead bodies in that area?!" "Yes sir!" "I think there's not enough of them." "Yes sir"

[@MaybeLiteralJesus]

"NO WAIT THEY'RE CHILDREN" ratatata

[@KBDxTokyo]

Bro didn’t hit anything but dirt 😂 lmao

[@Victor-kb9in]

Its called supressive fire to support other troops that are trying to advance or retreat.

[@garaltxabushi8214]

Bro doesn't understand what covering fire is 😂

[@nomadmarauder-dw9re]

That's live ammo. If they're training, there's some kind of target there. If this is combat, there's a target. Just because WE can't see it, don't assume it's not there.

[@A4L_E]

"Sir, engage." "Engage what target?" "Yes."

[@elslappo6603]

doing exactly what an lmg is supposed to do, putting fire down range to supress. he's not going to be picking people off from 300 metres with an iron-sight ed saw now is he

[@Pack_Watch]

HURAH godam it

[@mcfly8621]

Haha funny😂

[@dannykaity7668]

​@@elslappo6603300m isnt that far for some environments. Previously service members were trained to shoot further than that with open sights

[@Okoktydyrjur]

​@@mcfly8621 qlqq

[@charan70]

"soldier, you see that guy" "No sir" "Shoot it"

[@wardaddy5702]

😂

[@georgyfactorin3601]

Хахахахахаххахах блять угар

[@Christianbassfishing]

🤣

[@ThePLAYERWARNING]

Im de a d😂

[@GUN4LIFE]

This comment is by far the funniest of all. I'm dead

[@dylanhagerty3266]

The most impressive part is that it didn't jam once

[@MONKEYTAXES]

For those who are confused this is a professional airsoft tournament.

[@TheFakeNewsFrog]

“What’re you shooting” “Rounds son, rounds”

[@mwelsh1996]

This made my day.

[@agrifolia504]

Underrated comment

[@RandeezMcShootem]

Legendary comment😂

[@__boo]

i read this in a Dave Chappelle accent and it was totally worth it.

[@peterbarrett5496]

Uh no. That’s his blue haired lesbian mother shooting. White straight males need not apply anymore

[@rescue4214]

“The enemy is somewhere over there” Gunner “not anymore”

[@BK-uy9nj]

Not with that skill, youd get fucking grilled in the usmc for pulling this shit. Dude will only be doing this once as he’s gotta clean that after…

[@aadityaacharya5902]

The enemy is now all over there, rest in pieces!

[@victort.461]

Nah he still there

[@q6ou]

okqjjqjqq

[@jeremykriner3230]

😒 wtf?

[@jasoncharlescastillo9013]

"It costs $400,000 to fire this weapon, for twelve seconds"

[@xr55]

'I eat bullets for breakfast' said the sand, silently.

[@michaelellis2086]

“ that cactus is suspicious, I think it has a cell phone and oil.”

[@BluntStuff]

"You had me at oil sarnt, full send"

[@jesterokjones4954]

Don't forget that opium!

[@davidt1621]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@davidt1621]

See that cloud? It kinda looks like Nacy Pelosi. Make it look different.

[@zaosin9185]

Lets not have a repeat of iraq 😳

[@SoCo_Blu]

"look at all this ammo, soldier. Use it or lose it." "Sir, yes Sir."

[@rage_tv4493]

Best comment

[@keepironman14]

*walks into armory* 'ammo day?' "Yup, minigun?" 'Got one right here, save me a case' *bbbbrrrrrrrrr*

[@MrBayeasy]

Not sure why but I heard the "Sir, yes Sir" in Master Chief's voice, lol.

[@SoCo_Blu]

@@MrBayeasy lol one of the greatest game franchises ever to exist. It's so easy to pull references from.

[@markarnold7499]

@@MrBayeasy you play too much Halo

[@darthrevan2410]

Captain: Private remember that shit you did in highschool on call of dutty !!!!Private: Yes sir randomly shot at the screen ???! Captain: Yes !!!! Let it rip Private: Hoooooohaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!

[@theclowniscameback4266]

I couldn't have predicted that the gaming industry would develop this much, it looks like a very realistic game

[@galactic_noob2545]

Ww1: the enemies are in the trench? Gas the trench Ww2: the enemies are in the buildings? Then remove the buildings Vietnam: the enemies are in the trees? Then remove the trees Modern US wars: the enemies are over there? Then remove the "over there"

[@septikkvoid]

😂😂

[@MarioLopez-cf3en]

Pure gold 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ayylmao1182]

And we won’t come back till it’s over over there

[@ethangames2111]

Yep

[@contractassassin]

WW5 : Press the Buton

[@Systolic_Gaming]

"Your hearing damage has been determined to be not service related"

[@MrDgw87]

This one hurts lol

[@colelitteral8369]

They do that from soldiers that got it in combat because technically your suppose to have ear plugs in. Like if the T heads start shooting hold up I’m coming! Let me get my ear plugs real quick

[@christianmurphy437]

@@colelitteral8369 exactly lol. Solid reason i believe everyone that owns a firearm should at the very least practice without hearing protection a few shots, just once to understand how loud it actually is; not gonna have your ear protection anywhere nearby in a real life emergency

[@Spectre361]

😂

[@120mmsmoothbore2]

@@christianmurphy437 "Let's damage your hearing for practice." Most sane and intelligent American.

[@ItsAllAStateOfMind]

“Soldier, you see that land of sand?” “Yes sir!” “I don’t like sand!” “Yes sir!”

[@robinmangala3536]

Damn, you copied a whole comment for likes. That’s how uncreative you’re. Your parents must be proud of you

[@Da-chimp]

Thank you for your service 🫡

[@sui1162]

"Y'know, Im just not really feeling it today" *proceeds to melt barrel*

[@endi6000]

People just don't understand the amount of damage you make to your gun when you take it to extreme temperature

[@docferringer]

@@endi6000 "People just down understand HOW FUN the amount of damage you make to your gun IS when you take it to extreme temperature." Fixed that for you. LOL

[@Medalsforfucktards]

The taxpayer can always buy another, right?

[@TheDogmanrocks]

Not everyone can afford to keep and arm bears, but we have the God given right to do so. -Muwah 😂

[@WALTERBROADDUS]

@@endi6000 I guess he figures the taxpayers paid for it.

[@Tank.Savage]

"What are we shooting at?" "Yes"

[@maryannpurcell-lauer5449]

Just friendly fire sir

[@Jonathan-vy2vm]

There just shooting they have to gather as many rounds as possible to justify target pactice

[@g-lo-keyced-p6417]

"yes"😫😂🤣🤦🏿‍♂️😂😂😂😫😫

[@deltashot5608]

You do realize we use tactics that require flawless timing and quick communication in order to execute without commiting fratricide. If we are providing support by fire on a building, our objective is to suppress the enemy and then we have to carefully listen for the "shift fire command" so we can stop shooting at that building when the soldiers go in. Being a machine gunner is hard but being an assistant gunner is even more difficult

[@WFootyEdits]

You’re not supposed to shoot specific targets lol

[@MaskMan21]

Thank you for your service my dad fought in Iraq and I know how to respect this more than you

[@Nagakon]

"Lay down fire!" "Don't you mean suppression fire, sarge?" "DID I FUCKING STUTTER, PRIVATE?" "SIR, NO, SIR!"

[@seth_.809]

"Private! See that hill?" "Yes Sir" "I dont want to!" "Yes Sir!"

[@Christopher-qq4dl]

😂

[@eggothewaffle5740]

stolen

[@seth_.809]

@@eggothewaffle5740 buddy i posted this 3 months ago

[@josiahhanniford1786]

@@seth_.809the other guy posted his 7 months ago soooooo😂😂

[@seth_.809]

@josiahhanniford1786 the comment which is a direct copy of mine doesnt come up after 5 minutes of scrolling, stop being a troll and just get a life xD

[@Josh-gb6mv]

“What are we shooting at?” “I don’t know… But f*** everything in that general direction!”

[@VuLe-wi9kv]

@@pedosgotovegas yes American

[@alkalk8938]

@@VuLe-wi9kv doubt you'd care to step in the ring with our boys

[@alkalk8938]

@@pedosgotovegas Did you happen to pay anything in taxes towards the production of said ammo? If not, then why da phuk do u care?

[@fertiger77]

Its called supressive fire. No normal human would stand up and shoot if there are 600 bullets flying over your head.

[@bryancenterfitt7127]

Absolutely the best comment

[@BryantEverett-mi1wc]

“It’s ok, we’ve got more for a reason….I didn’t like that barrel anyway!”

[@aaron6268]

Later that day the gunner was seen claiming he invented the M249.

[@MWDJR173]

Gonna melt that barrel

[@usarmy]

The arms room specialist is gonna want a word after this.

[@JoeZelensky]

@@railfangraham4182 hope you picked a job that has civilian application

[@u.s.militia7682]

I cooked a few 60 and 240 barrels in my day. They’re next to impossible to clean for turn in.

[@Grabbagar670]

Im a 91F and I approve this message. But ya know what? As long as they were having fun, I'll type the NSN down during the next annual service.

[@grnttylr480]

@@railfangraham4182 Godspeed, future warrior. 🙏

[@rudzik1692]

"Private, see the gun's barrel?" "Yes, sir!" "I don't want to see it." "Yes, sir!"

[@roycoppock9803]

Love it

[@user-qb2vw4vn9n]

This is fukin copied

[@Military228]

daamn

[@gruisman]

Private you see that comment from 6 months ago? Yes sir. Lets copy it and change some words

[@calosjimenez5268]

​sound same my dish washer😂

[@veterandadtactical9556]

M240b was my favorite weapon in the army. I only got to shoot it once for like 20 rounds while in basic training lol. I can imagine the stress relief he got from dumping that many rounds at once!

[@Mabry2009]

No one: Him making a short while being shot at😂

[@9i851]

"Sir, I cant kill oxygen..." "Nuh Uh"

[@martindejaen3337]

"Uhh NUH UH PRIVATE!"

[@shrekchrist2857]

“The fuck do you mean *_NUH UH_* “

[@user-js5jd4cb5n]

"Private its so quiet ..we need some noise" "say no more sir"

[@ricodahchico245]

Tours fired 18,297 Targets hit 0

[@snowinak]

"Be dumb and wasteful as usual!" "Yes sir!"

[@BINX-RR]

“Join the army today and clean tanks, cause we sure as hell aren’t doing anything else right now”

[@theking5942]

Fr

[@nakedsnake4248]

pretty sure there are areas in Africa that are still combat zones.

[@aaronking2000]

​@Naked Snake yeah but nobody's going there except probably special operations

[@runeldcameron6092]

Apparently you have no clue what you are talking about.

[@30pranaypawar17]

waiting to detect someone on the SONAR saying "woah, its oil..."

[@Nestomac]

“Are there any enemies in that direction?” “No” “Perfect”

[@canjicanacaneca]

😂

[@bloxynflox]

“You see those clouds in the distance?” “Yes sir why?” “It lookin real sus”

[@rus0004]

His "Mississippis" are longer than mine.

[@youcantakemygoogleaccount2359]

Props to this lone soldier for fighting against an army of John Cena 👏

[@BanditGraves989]

UNDERRATED COMMENT

[@1badjane493]

😂😂😂....

[@timmyturner1759]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@KINGKING-qv4vd]

اقرأوا دعاء العهد والفرج لا إلٰه إلّا اللّٰه محمد رسول اللّٰه علي ولي اللّٰه اللهم صلِّ على محمد وآل محمد وعجل فرجهم و ارحمنا بهم 🤍 💚 عن أبي عبد الله عليه السلام قال من قال أربع مرات إذا أصبح - الحمد لله رب العالمين فقد أدى شكر يومه ومن قالها إذا أمسى فقد أدى شكر ليلته. عن أبي عبد الله عليه السلام قال: من قال في كل يوم سبع مرات: الحمد لله على كل نعمة كانت أو هي كائنة، فقد أدى شكر ما مضى وشكر ما بقي (4). لغفران الذنوب قولوا استغفر اللّٰه الذي لا إلٰه إلّا هو الحي القيوم و اتوب اليه 3 مرات يا أبا الفضل العباس يا قمر بني هاشم يا ناصر الحسين يا أخا الحسين قولوها لقضاء الحوائج 🤍💚 313 اللهم العن اول ظالم ظلم حق محمد وآل محمد و الثاني والثالث والرابع و آخر تابع لهم إلى يوم الدين اللهم صلِّ على محمد وآل محمد وعجل فرجهم و ارحمنا بهم اللهم صلِّ على محمد وآل محمد وعجل فرجهم و ارحمنا بهم عند الإنتهاء من الدعاء قولوا ما شاء اللّٰه لا حول ولا قوة إلّا باللّٰه ليستجاب الدعاء إن شاء اللّٰهُ تعالى،،، اقرأوا القرآن واحاديث أهل البيت عليهم الصلاة والسلام، اندبوا الحسين ليلاً و نهاراً بقول وا حسيناه و قول يا حسين يا سيدي و مولاي يا أبا عبد اللّٰه الحُسين، رددوا دائماً يا إمام الزمان 3 مرات. Be shiite Muslim and your life will improve 🤍💚 don't listen to songs and music Read Qur'an and pray to ALLAH Read Al-ahad Duaa and Al-faraj Duaa Stop war and kill the human The so-called State of Israel kills children, women, and innocent people and takes everything from them, and we have evidence

[@Popoyiscool]

You cant see them they must have used invisibility poshion

[@jspur6]

“Soldier wakes up and chooses to melt his machine gun barrel”

[@Blakethornton66.]

I don’t think barrels melt that easy on that weapon. Now the MG42s so fast it melted the barrels.

[@irregularobserver4165]

Right. The Army posted this? Whomever runs their account has probably never fired one. They cut the video before the angry NCO came down the line

[@Bruv-]

@Blakethornton66. You would be surprised. I was on the range hanging back as our support company was using our 240 Limas to qualify. In the midst of a conversation with a few buddies, I noticed I didn't hear a pause in the sequences of firing. When I looked at the firing line, 2 barrels were colored like the surface of the sun. I was a SPC at that time so I had an e6 deal with it. Th barrels were warped and required a lot of shop work but I honestly think they made new barrels for them.

[@Blakethornton66.]

@@Bruv- DAMN

[@kissthis5361]

A fool has nothing to do.

[@Littleblikkie]

LT: Private see that direction over there Private: Yes Sir! LT: send it some freedom

[@Zandeboi]

Bro just shot my weekly groceries

[@cracklingpumpkin1569]

"Soldier I told you to do six to nine round bursts, not sixty nine round burst."

[@bassdrumflextime1253]

lmao

[@StabbyJoe135]

WTF, I counted it and it's actually *EXACTLY* 69 shots on the first burst!

[@theapex8973]

This is exactly what my Drill Sergeant said to me, at Ft. Sill, in 1995! It sounded like "69 round bursts".

[@Sapphiregamer8605]

Imagine if he shot *90 ROUNDS* A burst,in a extended mag.

[@MadChristoph]

Nice

[@No7zu1]

Sargent: Hey private! I don’t like that rock! Private: yes sir.

[@jason3yr77f]

This isn't military simulator buddy

[@StevioTVio]

Sergeants, sirs. Officers. Enlisted. Same shit, eh?

[@tankapples]

Yes Sargeant! You mean

[@rome6872]

​@@tankapples he means "moving sergeant"

[@robbygless]

@@tankapples Sergeant*

[@JustaDood857]

Please... Let me serve... Let me fight.. I have an overactive thyroid condition.. And they won't let me fight because of it.. Please.. Let me fight for this great nation.. Let me fight for the brothers around me.. Let me fight!!

[@Wannabearborist]

Soldier “I don’t pay for the ammo and barrel so it’s not my problem how much I use it”

[@EdPurpleNinja]

Commander: “ENEMY SANDSTORM, TAKE IT OUT!!!” Gunner: “SIR!!”

[@Fosi94]

did someone said.... DARUDE?

[@melissayoung4779]

Sandstorm: well I'm screwed

[@Fosi94]

@@melissayoung4779 DARUDE?

[@dco1487]

@@Fosi94 23 year old hit techno song

[@Fosi94]

@@dco1487 my man

[@jo3071]

No enemies were harmed in this video.

[@Donttriphomie]

How to melt a barrel :

[@suhaizibongsu8892]

"Private!" "Yes Sir" "I can still hear my own voice, Private?!" "Oh, okay Sir"

[@rays7199]

What is this idiot shooting at ??

[@rays7199]

US tax dollars

[@Cattefish]

@@rays7199dw that’s nothing compared to anything else the us military spends, he shot like a few hundred bucks worth of ammo, that is NOTHING compared to literally anything else in the military.

[@TheRealMrJester]

"What are you shooting at" "Yes"

[@AspiLeo]

It’s called indirect suppressive fire. That’s also what the ridiculously high ranges on the rear sights of many older bolt action rifles are for.

[@demsareunamerican6800]

@@AspiLeo Yeah ok there Einstein, on the bolt action rifles. You don't have a clue what you're talking about.

[@amarmeme1536]

shooting air no enemy

[@shadowgaming5744]

@@amarmeme1536 He's actually shooting not just air we can't see their enemy cuz they're ridiculously far away

[@kevinallenunknown]

@@amarmeme1536 exactly wasting rounds an giving away position, plus not firing right, 3 to 5 burst get best accuracy if they even know wtf they r shooting at!!

[@trongaming8539]

Nah the gun shots perfectly synchronized with the background song

[@JoashParmanandan-om3dy]

I love how efficient the gun is, not getting stuck

[@ISpiTrvth]

Soldier what are you shooting at? “That way” 😂

[@adventureswithjosh1897]

😅 I laughed way harder than I should

[@helloproxy]

It's a show of force, not meant to hit anything lol

[@ISpiTrvth]

@@helloproxy yeah yeah I was in the military too. I get it. Just funny as hell 😂

[@14docmurph]

Soldier: "What is my target?" Sgt: "The East. Shoot the East."

[@alexanderpennanen1478]

Mr,....dha,it is conversing type of thing .DO NOT LOAD ON ME.

[@visionbishop9517]

I was trying to find target as well,it must be the east😆

[@biclighter3854]

“Which part?” “any where in the middle”

[@wrong-mass-educated]

🥰

[@gregsmith1153]

Ah hahaha 😆 😂 😅 🤣

[@drankurbaruah]

"Private, you see those guys over there?" "No sir" "Give em hell"

[@justcallmemichael6682]

"Sir we're surrounded" "Excellent! Now we can fire in any direction."

[@oliverbaronick4269]

That got to be a red vs blue quote 😂

[@maxrequisite]

@@oliverbaronick4269 it's actually a quote(not verbatim) by a real marine named Chesty Puller who was surrounded 29:1 by Korean forces and was quoted as saying "we're surrounded, that simplifies the problem". Edit: Said German but it's Korean forces. My bad

[@DM-zb8hw]

😂😂

[@ismaeltorres5079]

Seria engraçado se não fosse trágico kkkk

[@dingnghetadinga9639]

@@maxrequisite l0PP0oOlzOzzpA oOLAlllpplqAll

[@paulkruchko6119]

Armorer: “I need to gauge that barrel.” Gunner: “No you don’t.”

[@mungutsimarshall7388]

S pm p

[@Chuck-PK]

Company Small Arms Repairman: ANGRY ZACH NOISES!

[@sagelebrun4900]

@@Chuck-PK I appreciate the reference 🤣

[@f.foster2099]

The barrel melted off. Sorry sarnt.

[@Pfc20]

Puro pinche bot por aquí

[@JOHN_STEVAN_THOMAS_ASHERR]

God bless our vets and down with pride

[@MrBuilder13]

$5,000 right there. I worked my butt off to pay for that 😂

[@H982FKL-TG]

​@SMALLguy for another rounds

[@superglidecory]

I'm disappointed this is where my taxes went instead of towards universal healthcare.

[@BrainlessVirus]

@@superglidecory we have universal health care in the army. Worst case I've ever received in my life

[@imnotcarbin9899]

@@BrainlessVirus because its underfunded

[@BrainlessVirus]

@@imnotcarbin9899 mostly because we have a socialism pay system and they don't really give a fuck because they get paid regardless if they help us or not

[@PrinceBizzle]

Sgt: "what are you shooting at?" Private: "everything in that direction"

[@JamesU56]

The “fuck everything in that general direction” tactic

[@Tunova]

Its called suppressive fire Sgt

[@SwaggersCracked]

Private:"damn trees"

[@MrNelford]

@@SwaggersCracked He shot down so many trees it became a desert!

[@sandysinghaniya7568]

well they need to LIFT their DEFENSE INDUSTRY. 😬

[@Atlas2023Heavy]

"They will shoot if you reload"

[@Daniel_Richardson]

After that one long burst, I started to hear Fortunate Son

[@jackanderson6100]

Wahhhh nahhhh 🎶

[@weenis2876]

yeah, you completely missed the point of the song too so it makes sense why

[@jffry890]

"Git sum"

[@FieldSpawn]

I immediately imagined him screaming GOOD MORNING VIETNAMMMM. Instead of Vietnam probably Middle East

[@StabbyJoe135]

You heard fortunate son after that burst, the soldier only heard a *high pitched ringing noise* after it

[@kurimawcycling6958]

"You see the enemies there?" "No sir" "Spray the bullet then"

[@Teleported_in]

*Shoot aggressively!*

[@simon-pierrebrown192]

Or wait and get sniped and go to heaven

[@cisaiah2402]

🤣🤣🤣🤣💨

[@muhammadridwanfaza3380]

🤣🤣🤣

[@NewYoutubeDawgMSSP]

Damn, my freedom is so secure now.

[@Dino-oz8wv]

The army woke up and forgot what branch he was

[@krmedia61]

My man’s shooting my tax money 🥲

[@BILL_BO_jangles]

They are training. Would you rather not have a well trained military? What do you expect the military to do? They pick up brass casings and disintegrating links.The brass is sold to a private company that reloads the ammo. The links are retained and reused. So, the amount of money used is lower than it would be otherwise. Soldiers pay taxes too.

[@OofFromOhio]

@@BILL_BO_jangles civilian seem to care about their quality of life rather than their military

[@YTT718]

I hope Congress allocates him even more

[@nukesrus2663]

@@BILL_BO_jangles How's that?

[@CuongDam278]

Haha nice like😅

[@joshuadelaughter7968]

Just blasted through my yearly salary in 15 seconds.

[@baconblaster6422]

Lmfao

[@timothygregg2223]

Nah that's nothing. Not even 50 cal bro. Lol😂😂😂😂

[@jdmxLove]

Im assuming you are unemployed 😂

[@rickjames553]

​@@VinceAikensLike he said.....my yearly salary.

[@Fosi94]

@@jdmxLove lol

[@user-us8mz4qx8r]

"That day i killed 27 birds, i still got PTSD"

[@UnicornOfDepression]

He'll have to change barrels before he runs out of ammo.

[@Mr_Chest]

“Boys we need more brass” This guy: understood

[@williamtyler9358]

I guess you like shooting or you're a soldier

[@shav_city44]

Emily's two mothers would be so proud 🥲 #Hooah!

[@joshable337]

KZbin wouldn't let me like your comment.

[@cxdxr]

LOL

[@-RyN-23]

Damn

[@thereinthetrees_5626]

@@joshable337 your wifi won’t 🤡

[@Robert53area]

That recruiting video was so bad...

[@justingomez-fm8dv]

This is Literly the coolest thing I have ever seen

[@user-rz8ei9hq5r]

I am heavy weapons guy and this is my weapon

[@zachbodary6129]

Private - “what’s a barrel change?”

[@rp6050]

"I changed the direction of the barrel. Does that count??"

[@tyrionlannister4920]

Hans! Get ze yankee another barrel! He obviously never served on the eastern front or normandie.

[@jonathanehn3525]

"OK private, you see all 300lbs of these rounds?" "Yes sir!" "Move 'em downrange as fast as you possibly can, I don't care how." "Understood sir!"

[@AlbertoMede-bh5wd]

Force Rusia The Best Culeros

[@wasylpuka]

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[@wasylpuka]

Ryż się ri44utrir3000 dur Sjf

[@QWK2026]

what's going on down here

[@kennypalacios3072]

Que gracioso mira como me río 😴😴😴

[@markterrell1353]

He didn't wake up, he never went to sleep

[@Md40407]

Sounds like a engine that’s about to run out of gas

[@ZachClynes]

“Alright now privates, now we’re gonna sweep for brass”

[@georgepatton9744]

😂😂😂😂

[@woodtalktv]

You know the drill take those patrol caps off 🤣🤣

[@skrawny-clown-snatcherofth8651]

I find myself doing the exact opposite nowadays on my home ranch just to spite the 6 years In the army I had done

[@GrandHunter595]

Captain, you realize we left Korea right? Then who have we been shooting at?

[@Anonymous_Music]

Hah. Ah, Man. What a shit job that would be.

[@larrysmerdell6327]

Sgt: "whatcha shootin at, pvt?" Pvt: "does it matter?"

[@AspiLeo]

It’s called indirect suppressive fire. That’s also what the ridiculously high ranges on the rear sights of many older bolt action rifles are for.

[@PrivateMcPrivate]

In merica, no

[@Dany94256]

It is, indeed, a machine gun

[@josecasillas4081]

Someone: "did you find the oil?" America: Someone: "Olive oil, I meant olive oil!!"

[@proddru-ll9cl]

"What are you even shooting at?" "It'll hit sumin"

[@alexpaton9360]

he is supposed to lay suppressive fire hitting a target is only a plus hes only trying to keep them weakened.

[@MyliYxngn]

Yea it hit my pinky off

[@naderobeid3608]

He is imagining some arab kids playing football in front of their house. Basic US army training

[@supafreeza]

Ghost

[@qrb1979]

Hooah!!!!

[@gaperankgomo7858]

Pov: your squad leader said fire at will

[@user-ov5pn1pi5h]

Bro said fuck reloading, I got 10 spare barrels in this truck.

[@cum_as_you_are]

_Barrel has left the chat_

[@gilbertorios6254]

A

[@acallaghan]

"Storm Area 51, they can't get all of us" mythbuster

[@liamvermaak982]

Lol best comment so far

[@burningembersofthebroomb-gt8nh]

bruh

[@censorshipleadstothenwo1237]

They definitely wouldn't get all of us!!

[@mantistabogin882]

This needs more likes

[@devondaughtry3433]

@@censorshipleadstothenwo1237 its a joke not a dick dont take it so hard

[@YourBoy_Jack]

He’s gonna wish he had that ammo later

[@BvnditBaby]

“Soldier, do you see that hill, wayyyyyy off in the distance?” “Uh, y..y.yes sir” “It looked at me funny” “Yes sir”

[@ThatPHNTM]

Fun fact: In the old times you would want to shoot as much ammo as you could, because if you came back with ammo, this meant they are giving you too much, and they will give you less ammo next time.

[@theokay1]

what do you mean old times brother they make it seem like we need to create extra ammo so we can get the same next time

[@draconicisha]

old times? thats still going on today "use it or lose it" has not changed

[@gipsydangeramericasmonster9632]

that's still a thing. if you aren't using that ammo, someone else will

[@bradoshaholmes2867]

Meanwhile stateside errbody broke AF, what little is available most can’t afford and the rest of us still tryin to figure out WTF he’s blastin at anyway🤷🏻‍♂️?!

[@ThatPHNTM]

@@draconicisha mb I wasn’t sure abt that right then, thx for telling me tho