Solid Snake’s Generosity

Solid Snake finds Raiden in time to supply him for the journey ahead with the power of Progressive Auto Insurance
Raiden voiced by ‪@funnywes‬
Second channel: ‪@Solidusjj‬
Patreon: / solidjj

[@funnywes]

thank you for letting me cuss

[@Ryan-Bell]

Lol

[@Solidjj]

Swear jar passive income we up 💯💯💯

[@dominicm8251]

Can't leave unarmed

[@spycrab2673]

Better get ready to pay him back

[@ajdndbdjbdj]

Why do you have a more manly voice than me !?

[@DegenerationHex]

Snake’s such a great guy, he ate the “if you don’t succeed pill” in front of Raiden, so he would have no choice but to succeed on the mission.

[@anonim4102]

o7

[@iantaakalla8180]

Clearly there were still remnants of The Sorrow around so he had to take care of The Sorrow before the Arsenal Tengu, the 25 Metal Gear RAYs, and Liquid Ocelot. I mean, Screaming Mantis’s battle proves this, and MGS4 also proves Solid Snake struggles with killing, so The Sorrow would still haunt him.

[@Lemuel928]

OH NO,HE TOOK THE ACCELERATED AGING PILL THAT MADE HIM OLD!

[@DefinitelyFroggyDioBrando]

​@@Lemuel928the fox not live pill

[@BenSuzuki]

nah it's the fake death pill you can use in one of the games.

[@levistewart8856]

“Zoro One Piece Raiden” is the best line I’ve ever heard in my life.

[@IvyLeaguePodcast]

I like he doesn’t even say “from” he just says that😭

[@MrVoyeurific]

@@IvyLeaguePodcastsans undertale

[@user-ic3cn7dn3t]

Just imagine that Raiden holding 3 sword and go against senator Armstrong. Seriously what would you do if you are in Armstrong' pov. That a cyborg just holding like fucking 3 sword and come straight towards you.

[@tailedgates9]

Can't leave unarmed. XD

[@chi.o_2640]

Ok that's terrify

[@dman6093]

Taking cyanide to avoid telling Raiden its cyanide is some next-level social awkwardness.

[@Roberto-nn6kb]

Sounds like something Bochhi would do

[@prinz4279]

He did say he didn't have many friends so social anxiety might have caused that I guess

[@N_0_S_t_al_gicben-zo]

😳

[@LuciferLuckless]

All these years later I'm still amazed that in 2001 Kojima predicted that a 2002 Honda Civic Sedan would be a thing by 2009 and that the mileage on it would be fantastic. Man is truly a visionary.

[@dasaiyantv8483]

Crazy how everyone talking about how MGS2 predicted the future misses this

[@iantaakalla8180]

This foreshadows the usage of the CalorieMate bars in 3 and 4.

[@7ylerD]

I thought MGS2 was in 2007?

[@Jotari]

@@7ylerD The tanker chapter is in 2007, the rest is in 2009.

[@FreelanceGenie]

Definitely trying my hardest to be that guy, but cars actually come out the year before. The 2002 Honda Civic was in fact released in 2001.

[@hhfggvogtthehy6451]

I love how in a world where cybernetic super soldiers run around destroying city streets, a car fitting down a sewer is out of the question.💀

[@felipecosta-kv2fx]

Maybe it's a nanomachines car? That's why it could fit inside

[@hhfggvogtthehy6451]

@@felipecosta-kv2fxThat is a possibility.

[@MyShiroyuki]

Snake disassembled the car and reassembled it in the sewers.

[@MarquisLeary34]

More believable than Vamp and The Pain at least.

[@TheArklyte]

Wait, wasn't the original fight between Solid and Liquid... I always hate how that sounds... between Solid and Liquid happening on cars in sewers?

[@dominicm8251]

The mileage on that baby is actually fantastic he's right

[@Dizastermaster.]

He was just upset cause he wouldn't be able to get it out

[@GwainSagaFanChannel]

Cars do not drive well in sewage pipes due to the sewage otherwise he would have driven the car

[@dominicm8251]

​@@Dizastermaster.Exactly

[@privateeyety5735]

I just google it and Damm! Wild good mileage from an 02

[@Bucket_with_a_hat]

You could even say it's *pretty good*

[@digizilla164]

"Cars dont go in the sewer" Clearly someone has never met a ninja turtle.

[@Alpharelic]

With the amount of unzipping, I thought this was gonna go in a different direction. But the fact that Snake kept pulling out swords and using the same monotone voice made this 10 times funnier.

[@GZilla311]

Technically, you were expecting him to pull out a sword either way.

[@tailedgates9]

After all.....Can't leave unarmed. XD

[@magicfish8213]

STICKY FINGAAAAS

[@lemonbrosinc.3514]

Aw heelll naw 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@PoisonProductions_]

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[@ArataShizunai]

Snake’s “Kept you waiting huh” absolutely killed me 😂

[@borischan5252]

that's what she heard

[@althelor]

​@@ateyourchips1164it's literally 2 seconds into the video

[@serspritztomb]

It reminds me of a certain dub yt channel ngl

[@boneheadedfellow]

​​​@@ateyourchips1164 0:02

[@spycrab2673]

@@serspritztomb same

[@starhawk3657]

I love the idea of Snake being overly hospitable becuase Otacon is still teaching him about boundries. Like Otacon metioned he likes Nintendo games so Snake goes out and kidnaps Sakura and Miyamoto. Edit: Woops I made an oopsie, I accidentally combined them both.

[@camelat7228]

WHO miyamoto????

[@Jotari]

Sakura? Do you mean Sakurai?

[@CandleWisp]

​@@JotariNo, that one is for Otacon's love of anime.

[@riptideanomy1024]

The fact I can imagine Raiden looking down at the pill, looking back up, and looking down again only to find the pill gone as he's panicking is absolutely hilarious.

[@melticdaze6584]

Did not expect that ending. Snake was like the dad who doesn't let you leave the house without a jacket 😭

[@flyer3154]

Or a weapon

[@HyProDuxyMusicHandle]

@@flyer3154 or 5 swords

[@goroakechi6126]

@@HyProDuxyMusicHandle Or a 2002 Honda Civic Sedan

[@punkzx2608]

​@@goroakechi6126 or a cupcake

[@sopadepollo2794]

or a pill

[@peterstoric6560]

“Zoro one piece raiden” Human language peaked at this

[@Icouldntcomeupwithaname1212]

i sometime speak like this

[@dialga236]

honestly when snake gave raiden the honda civic was by far my favorite part of sons of liberty. an underrated character moment between snake and raiden.

[@iantaakalla8180]

The fact that it was a Honda CIVIC makes even more sense given Raiden is given a lesson as to how he can be a good citizen in a world where information manipulation makes people predictable and succumb to their worst impulses.

[@IronMoth.]

The delivery on "Zoro One Piece" killed me. Excellent work.

[@Tagiafanueu]

Hiiiii❤❤❤😊😊😊😊 snake gived capcake in that pill capcakes

[@topcat59]

snake showing how much he loves and appreciates Raiden by making him a cupcake. It’s a shame that snake at the time was the only one that accepted raiden as the main character for the second game.😺

[@felipecosta-kv2fx]

I know right? Then after 4 and rising everyone suddenly loved raiden

[@Chris_Sizemore]

I still don't except Raiden. The MSG2 trauma is real.

[@felipecosta-kv2fx]

@@Chris_Sizemore Yeah, but femboy representation... Or femdilf for that matter.

[@lucifermagne7458]

​@@felipecosta-kv2fxI'm one of the few who loved Raiden from the beginning. Femdilf is best

[@felipecosta-kv2fx]

@@lucifermagne7458 I hope to look good as Raiden does almost in his 40s when I'm older.

[@hattoripool1533]

I could actually see this being a codec conversation in Metal Gear Solid 2 back then because a bunch of the codec conversations were funny plus the infinite ammo headband is canon

[@Chris_Sizemore]

MGS2 was also entirely a virtual training course... that was suppose to turn Raiden into another Solid Snake.

[@detipacier]

​@@Chris_Sizemoreit was a training course but it sure as hell wasn't virtual

[@plasmaoctopus1728]

@@detipacier That whole last section from when Raiden was naked and onward might as well have been vr. If for no other reason the people walking around in the end sure look pretty calm after an entire giant Arsenal Gear just crashed into the city.

[@detipacier]

@@plasmaoctopus1728 Fair point but I'm almost 100% certain that even the last section of the game was in fact real. Not only does Solidus actually die (and it's not like he didn't exist in the first place) but the presence of Rose and the fact that after that she did continue her love life with Raiden proves that she was real and, as such, despite the weird elements, the whole scene was (at least mostly) real. (At least to me)

[@breadbucket66]

@@plasmaoctopus1728 it crashed into New York, I'm sure New Yorkers are already used to crazy shit like this

[@joeygonzalez4970]

the best part is that considering raiden is questioning his reality at this point in the game it makes sense in his character he is a bit on edge and would snap at snake for managing to break the laws of physics getting a car to fit into the narrow hallway. That being said this video is top tier.

[@thebiolibrary5572]

Raiden's voice devolved into Otacon very quickly. Since he reminded Snake of his husband, he started giving him anniversary gifts despite it not even being their anniversary.

[@lipewar9999]

He's like my mom getting ready for a 2 days trip.

[@MrDj232]

How does your mom hold the 4th sword?

[@lipewar9999]

@@MrDj232 It levitates

[@dvncer1]

​@@MrDj232😈

[@cavemanbuddyolpal]

@@dvncer1aw hell no

[@Ralampos]

@@MrDj232 his mother holds it with her vag

[@adamm2091]

"I don't have many friends." Otacons seething doubles, considering the last time Snake talked about his friends, he was referencing Gray Fox to Raiden, right in front of Otacon

[@amogusbad3237]

Because that's not his friend that's his boyfriend Source: My favourite MG fanfic

[@Engulf257]

"Zoro one piece." "Zoro one piece Raiden."

[@branmuffinyogurt9368]

Being at MGSCON at the SolidJJ panel was really something else with the 15 minutes of technical difficulties and occasionally seeing the first image of Raiden made me and my friend think that it was just a regular impact font meme and we were dying in our chairs. Solid job J

[@Daniel_JT.]

Wait I'm sorry are you being satire?

[@branmuffinyogurt9368]

@@Daniel_JT. no Satire. SolidJJ was trying to show this video at the Panel but due to technical difficulties the panel was being delayed. So while he was waiting the first image of this video was on there and my friend and I were losing our shit laughing cause of how funny the image is in isolation

[@Daniel_JT.]

@@branmuffinyogurt9368 damn that sounds hilarious I wish I coulda been there to see that

[@ivanavila9904]

This is truly a fake death pill moment. Bravo Kojimbo.

[@RyujiGoda4331]

You know Raiden, cars maybe don't go in sewers But we Yakuza Fans know very well that motorcycles go in sewers very well

[@4thSurviver]

I'm not so sure. Kuze wiped out pretty hard and must have totalled his bike. I'd be surprised if he thought things through and had a comprehensive plan to coverage the damage. All he really did was buy himself enough time to monologue in exchange for a motorcycle and covering himself in sewer water.

[@Dark_TBE]

​@@4thSurviver I mean totalling a bike to have time to monologue seems like a good trade for kuze

[@nottarealname8067]

I'm sure the totaled bike was fine It's the bikes that don't get up.. they're the ones that lose

[@devindoesntlikeyou2546]

"cars don't go in sewers snake! that is NOT WHERE CARS GO!" is an S tier line

[@Tagiafanueu]

Hiiii😊😊😊😊

[@saltshakerstudio2190]

I was chuckling during the whole thing but holy shit the ending with snake eater and raidens screaming got me to spit my water out

[@Dizastermaster.]

THE METAL GEAR!! THE METAL GEAR IS REAL!!!

[@Dizastermaster.]

​@5k-challenge-with-0-videosSnake, I need another of those pills

[@spycrab2673]

@@Dizastermaster. Coming right up

[@criminal7592]

​@@spycrab2673this way, doc. I'll show you where my stash is

[@felipecosta-kv2fx]

I honestly thought that the punchline would be that Snake thought Raiden was a lady the entire time and was trying to impress "her" with gifts.

[@theherohartmut]

Well, I mean, Raiden started out naked in this video, so...

[@MrDj232]

Would explain why he had to unzip something to pull out those "swords".

[@felipecosta-kv2fx]

@@theherohartmut Snake isn't very experienced with the feminine anatomy due to being raised as a clone

[@first-last557]

​@@felipecosta-kv2fxit's not like the original gave a shit about women either

[@todd3143]

he technically keeps raiden waiting for 2 minutes by giving him stuff

[@pistoletsrouge7304]

Always great to hear Wes voicing the child bearing hips revengance Robo Ninja man

[@GamesbiteRtDL]

I was waiting for his iconic line and was not disappointed

[@Person_two]

Given the line was in the first few seconds, I guess they didn’t keep you waiting, huh?

[@sentientmustache8360]

Then Raiden leaves the sewer very slowly and carefully because he’s wielding 7 swords at the same time like Killer Bee

[@MusicoftheDamned]

The funniest (and saddest) thing about this that I can believe Snake is legitimately this socially awkward and unsure how to show people he cares to due to what I vaguely know of how he was raised.

[@AnMComm]

And Raiden is just as lokely to meltdown like this. Nor only is he unstable in the first place,the entirety of the misdion kept bringing him more strwss as everyone keot him in the dark - the Patriots because of the experiment, and Snake because of the Patriots and their monitoring, which he clearly knew of.

[@alphabettispaghetti3805]

If this is like Snakes and Raidens fourth major interaction imagine what Octacon gets on the daily

[@MICHELANGELO_JR.]

Man, that last item really did tie all of it together

[@oldcringeycomments7890]

I felt that "I don't have many friends...i just wanted to do something nice to you" . I just keep pulling shit out of the hat to try and please the last 2 friends I got.

[@Tagiafanueu]

Hiii❤❤❤😊😊

[@kevinhixson1586]

I guess you could say... Snake's genoristy, gave his life. Not for honor, but for raiden.

[@FiksIIanzO]

And then Raiden learned to use swords with his feet specifically to carry four of Snake's swords at once. The lore thickens

[@voidska]

i love just the small hands and the just miniature GLOCK LMFAO

[@painis_cupcake9218]

Thats a m1911, not a glock :p

[@voidska]

@@painis_cupcake9218 uh alright👍

[@Garland846]

hrrrng forty five huh

[@TheTruepanther]

Raiden just blowing up was hilarious.

[@jerzyksudak945]

The pill part made me laugh so hard my stomach started to hurt.😂

[@crynxld2673]

so did snakes

[@rafael502]

"SNAKE WTF IS IN THAT PILL DUDE?!?" Best part lol

[@JeanPhilippeBoucher]

The voice acting and pacing of these keep getting better and better, it's pretty unreal :o

[@StormyDMG]

Guess you can say.. That car in the sewers was gonna *drive* Raiden nuts

[@effervescentapricot7522]

You and Wes are two of my favourite VAs on youtube, thank you for giving us this amazing colab :) Also, missed opportunity to have the death screen play while Raiden is screaming Snake's name but the ending is still goddamn hilarious without it

[@angelcarballo2161]

The music getting progressively more intense and louder as snake starts pouring his heart out is a nice touch 🤣🤣🤣

[@HeisenbergFam]

Snake voice is so on point it feels like JJ got the OG VA

[@spycrab2673]

Not really tbh

[@elitely6748]

Finally, I've waited so LONG for you to do another solid snake video and this is hilarious! Well done great to see a collab for this one too.

[@retroanasplayz]

"Cars don't go in sewers, Snake! That- That is not where cars go!!!" That had me slightly dyin fr fr 💀

[@kanadetone]

Raiden's outburst is legit some of the funniest shit I've heard in awhile. Love it lmao.

[@haiya6035]

what a good dad

[@wb6930]

The ending reminded me of the first time I used the fake death pill in mgs3, Snake Eater playing in the background was a really nice touch lmfao

[@mercernova5347]

Bro is using Raiden as an inventory dump

[@andy_s3537]

damn I was 100% expecting him to pull out another sword

[@MischievousWisp]

I'm happy that when Snake gave Raiden the third sword my mind went "SANTORYU!" and JJ immediately vindicated my process.

[@Clarity_Control]

Wes knocking out of the park, as usual. Always love these collabs.

[@Someguyfromtheinternet36]

This man is looking at Batman's prep time and thinking "Hmm..Yeah i can fuck around with this."

[@frostinstant1892]

wow you really improved as a voice actor in this video. everytime i watch you it makes me smile at how just a little bit of passion can take you far in life. the acting in this video really opened my eyes to how much you truly have hidden inside you. thank you funnywes, you truly made my day.

[@sixtybuzzer8373]

People should really be grateful for the gifts they are offered. None of that "How did you even fit that down here!?" nonsense 😂

[@apersonnamedjune7410]

I love how funnywes is just THE fan voice of Raiden at this point

[@lizafrench8455]

"I give my life Not for honor, but for you" Thanks Solid JJ

[@HeitorJlbc2601]

Our pal snake just restarted the run using that pill, what a thrill.

[@greenhunter473]

Love it how Raiden starts yelling like it's a game over after Snake take the pill.

[@PedroPedro-sm9oy]

"Zoro one piece" had me in fucking shambles 💀

[@vulgaris1251]

That was great 😂 the music was the best touch, now I have the snake eater intro stuck in my head.

[@bw6188]

Man the Big Shell music playing in the beginning brings me back

[@P2bowish]

Always awesome when I get a new Jj video.

[@kaidorade1317]

Anyone else think Snake was giving Raiden something else when the zipper sound occurred the first time?

[@chibikaye6381]

The music at the end was literally the icing on the cake

[@daradacro23]

Forth sword could have been a general grievous joke. “Snake im not fucking general grevious” or “stop with the swords snake I can’t do the asura”

[@lizardguyNA]

Ironically, after the events of this game and one other Metal Gear game, Raiden probably could do 3 swords style.

[@FractalNinja]

He does it in MGS4 taking down the gekkos 😮

[@lizardguyNA]

@@FractalNinja Oh yeah, forgot that one. I was mostly referencing Revengeance.

[@taigor97]

The way I exploded in laughter at the end of this video 😂😂 The screaming from Raiden is hysterical

[@lolstalgic9602]

"I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock!" "Oh, oh ok, so you are fucking with me."

[@duckyfishes9445]

Your metal gear solid stuff is always top tier Solid jj! This made me laugh so much

[@SoraZ2112]

Raiden’s rage was palpable and I love it. 😂

[@nickyheart]

how solid was their snake before dressing 😳

[@MammerXJammers]

This has to be my all time favorite metal gear dub you've done. You and funnywes did a fantastic job

[@Anonymosuu]

Thanks Solid jj, your videos bring me joy in unexpected times, i really needed a good laugh today (just massive stress)

[@devonwilliams5738]

I was expecting Snake's final gift to be either Raiden's own Metal Gear or a FIFTH sword.

[@FractalNinja]

A remote piloted Stinger missile :D

[@devonwilliams5738]

@@FractalNinja A Blaster Launcher would be better.

[@danielkjm]

This still makes more sense then anything written by Kojima

[@15n73AO7]

Always great to watch your vids, they give me joy

[@xXLiLJokerXx]

I like to think snake took the pill as soon as he heard snake eater and rather than sit through that song again he just wanted out

[@odd-eyes6363]

Snake needs his lunchables

[@rezz__emiya5948]

Damn, didnt think i could relate to snake more than i already did. 10/10.

[@RvBnerd618]

Love that The Best Is Yet To Come plays during this video. Easily my favorite from your work Solid jj. MGS forever!

[@knowledgeanddefense1054]

It's the fake death pill

[@JJ_R]

0:57 Hold on… Raiden should totally know how to use a sword!

[@spycrab2673]

I bet you he's skilled with Snakes sword

[@Firguy]

Yeah, everybody knows how to use a sword. Just grip it and whack something with it. It's so easy, a caveman can do it.

[@spycrab2673]

@@Firguy proceeds to cut their own leg off

[@JozsefPocsi]

This is pre-cyborg Raiden.

[@lucylu3342]

So called "Metal Gear fans" when they realize there are more Metal Gear games than Rising

[@apexofchaos5864]

Thank you for getting Wez in on this. Been missing this sorta stuff from him ❤

[@lopiditty]

her*

[@apexofchaos5864]

ok

[@theyearwas1473]

You do these so much better than the ones KZbin tries to make me watch. Always a fan

[@DeusExAngelo]

"How'd you even fit that down here?" Raiden asked increasingly puzzled. Snake cooly gestured to the bandana wrapped around his forehead. "Infinite Ammo."

[@nova_supreme8390]

Then Snake playfully slaps his ass says "infinite storage space" with a wink.

[@mikulover12]

@@nova_supreme8390the thought of that got my snake solid

[@Gust_769]

Looks like snake still is solid after all

[@miimiibeschde4818]

1:46 raiden after completing the Mission: Rose, I GOT A NEW CAR

[@youtubegrowthexpert]

solid jj generosity is awesome for giving us this masterpiece

[@PlayerZeroStart]

It makes me unbelievably happy that funnywes is now *the* Raiden voice on KZbin, she does such a good job!

[@Sponkest]

SNAKEEEE

[@glitch-xega]

"Can't leave unarmed" is a really funny thing to say to raiden of all people

[@YourGenericBrownGuy]

Your metal gear solid videos are always the best

[@Littleknockoutkidmac]

Can’t get over how fucking dedicated Wes is. She really made that “fuck” sound veeeeeery personal. I can’t believe I have to make an edit: don’t fight over a fucking pronoun bros, just be objective about how good her delivery is.

[@GigaChad-tv7xl]

that "fuck" was extremely powerful

[@whiteboy4045]

Both of the voices here are male dude

[@T_Dude]

Wes is trans, I’m pretty sure.

[@bvq330]

@@whiteboy4045Wes is transgender, I believe.

[@mahmodana3577]

@@bvq330 so he is He not She