Somali Pirates have better profit margins than Apple

[@HenryBelcaster]

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[@juniorgaming_0926]

20 hours?pinned comment?no likes,no comments??? wth

[@kunefamm]

SUP HENRY

[@Ahmedcabdulaahicismaan]

Somalia is not easy ❤

[@a64320]

Hi

[@Girltips665]

Am Somali am offended

[@HerrGoofball]

Me and the boys shipping a comically large wooden horse that is definitely not full of Armed Soldiers to a ship that is being held for ransom

[@ninolatimer1863]

Sounds straight out of family guy

[@HenryBelcaster]

🤣🤣🤣

[@tetra.]

@@ninolatimer1863 Siege of Troy, dude. I’m surprised at your ignorance here.

[@ibra673]

@@tetra. bro..

[@nathanielgomez8350]

@@ibra673 Don't tell him. I want to be there when he learns how jokes work.

[@firenzarfrenzy4985]

“Crime doesn’t pay” Somali Pirates:

[@azlankhan5177]

Somali pirates 🏴‍☠️: is the meaning of pay 💰 has been changed 🤔

[@abodieqwerty4678]

Or any other criminal

[@kekkoinen]

Well ships in that are nowadays have armed guards and the amount of pirates has gone down a lot

[@josefinacortez479]

They're paying with their lives now

[@Pro-Russian]

America wants that oil

[@TREWQDSAW]

I'm a pirate🦜🏴‍☠️ I'm a pirate🧑‍💻💾 I'm a pirate🚢👨🏿

[@skulldude101]

we've come a full circle haven't we

[@Atreusbon]

Bruh

[@IdontagreeWithhowmylifeisheadi]

Oh hell naw💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@HiBye-zj9me]

I’m a pie rat

[@VajaaAlyinen]

​@@HiBye-zj9me🥧🐀

[@EliteYoutuber250]

everyone gangsta until they enter the grandline

[@24GDAGENERAL]

😂😂😂

[@arafat375]

They probably have devilfruits with them too

[@themineguy1234]

damn thats real. can we get higher tho?

[@nando233]

That was a good one, brother 😂

[@KEERTHESH861]

They have one thing ( armament haki)😅​@@arafat375

[@diegosalazar_acm1985]

"It ends when a helicopter drops a waterproof box of cash on the boat, or well you know"

[@HenryBelcaster]

😬

[@TheAstroProblem]

Brrrrrrrt.

[@winicjusz8827]

You either get cash or a ticket to heaven.

[@Z-40]

@@winicjusz8827 At least it's free

[@BootyRealDreamMurMurs]

@@winicjusz8827 wdym ticket to heaven?! its a ticket to the abysmal limbo.

[@KazeHorse]

This calculation doesn’t factor in the pretty solid risk of death and even more solid risk of betrayal 😂

[@TheHadi545]

Yeah I love how stealing has profit margins -_+

[@SomeGuy-gc8zs]

​@@TheHadi545 Hey, technically it does; they do have to spend money on weapons, ammunition, their boat, fuel, and the investor's cut.

[@avatzajadeh]

well, in 2011 they did die.

[@TheHadi545]

@@SomeGuy-gc8zs no disagreement here. But how dumb do you have to be to say "had better profit margins than apple" and then talk about illegal business.

[@KazeHorse]

@@mrchill9060 is this a joke? Merchant ships have mercenaries that are armed and ready to attack and kill pirates. Do you know who else kills pirates? Other pirates…

[@crunchwrapsupreme9372]

Hey Alexa, play “Pirates Life For Me” Hey Alexa, purchase one airline ticket to Somalia

[@Pxntilum]

Yuh I live in Somalia and I got an ak and a glock heading to the next location rn

[@Cossak870YT]

U can't legally go there without a will appointed and someone who will negotiate with kidnappers lmao

[@JuJul1]

yo ho, yo ho! A pirate's life for me

[@user-qk6vn9xt4m]

Mashaalaah SOMALIA FOREVER

[@Cossak870YT]

@@JuJul1 I lived there 4 years and I never saw any irl 😭 sucks

[@TannerTheBandKid]

🇺🇸: “Did someone say oil?!”

[@velant.4171]

Plot twist : it's their own oil

[@notmoe3527]

​@@velant.4171 NEWS: The United States of America Invades Itself Due to an Oil Tanker.

[@Animx185]

Do you need any other blck hwk down ?

[@TannerTheBandKid]

@@velant.4171 🇺🇸: “Nuh Uh”

[@unknownplayer4400]

RAHHH🦅🦅🦅🦅

[@ec7005]

I love how amazed this man is that theft and kidnapping have such a high profit margin.

[@robertharris6092]

FE

[@vondahe]

Yeah, who would have imagined that.

[@joshuagraham1800]

High risk high reward

[@TatsuyaShiba03]

I mean politicians steal from their people a hundred or thousand fold more than these pirates. At least these pirates risk their lives.

[@joshsaunders6392]

@@TatsuyaShiba03 no

[@bluebeastgamer7494]

So Somalia is the dreamland of one piece fans 💀

[@toothandclaw4347]

Lmao

[@Zoro_D_Lost]

I’m getting a boat a Jolly Roger and a plane ride

[@unknownedleaf]

somalia gangsta till luffy comes and rebuilds the country

[@szxpx]

​@@kiyoko.144 My classmates sometimes call me a somali pirate💀 (I was born Finland and my parents are from Somalia)

[@thegaminglegend9735]

I am somali, and gotta say that's ironic bc I love one piece

[@faislooYT]

"Finding an investor to finance the raid" was one sentence i didn't expect

[@tojouhidatora4307]

It may not look like it but there are many somali dollar millionaires in Somalia that pay no taxes

[@sxyli]

At the peaking of pirating in Somalia there was a stock exchange but it was warlords that would finance most of the raid but locals could invest in this stock exchange and if the raid was successful they would also get a payout

[@Rebel-IncEnjoyer421]

*That helicopter which has AGM-112 Helfire missiles 💀*

[@umicad]

Absolutely no country in the world would attack such a valuable ship in this situation and especially if the crew is being held ransom they aren't going to risk killing the crew

[@ooo0028]

Are they gonna shoot at oil tanker 🤔

[@Rebel-IncEnjoyer421]

@@ooo0028 45 acp + 9mm vs Thick steel armor 💀👋

[@SOb-1980]

@@Rebel-IncEnjoyer421What does this even mean, you’re just mentioning bullets.

[@Rebel-IncEnjoyer421]

@@SOb-1980 missiles ain't bullets bruh

[@Murasakinub]

Everybody gangsta til a kid says he gon be pirate king

[@dadude8058]

Bro and then everyone just starts to become a pirate and searches across the seas for a mountains of treasure belongs to a former pirate ling 🤣😭

[@-_-life_is_unordinary-_-9423]

@@dadude8058 bro imagine because of that they find the real Gol D. Roger’s treasure

[@jaytheredpanda183]

Well boys, I'm off to the grand line.

[@Expell1ence]

Welp, off to laughtale

[@fuckitweballin759]

THE ONE PIECE!!!

[@xanderwatson5205]

*those times when the pirates mistook warships as cargo ships*

[@Zoba3301]

YOU PICKED THE WRONG SHIP, FOOL!

[@xanderwatson5205]

Exactly

[@CertifiedBlackScreen]

Yes it actually happend in real life! One time pirates attacked a Spanish destroyer which is containing soldiers and ammunition. mistaking it as cargo ship, they fired with their ak's but then they got heavily bombarded and arrested 😂

[@CertifiedBlackScreen]

It was sps patino it happend in 2012 I just googled it

[@simply2187]

@@CertifiedBlackScreen1. It was a armed logistics vessel carrying a shit Ton of pent-up and frustrated and angry Spanish marines 2. They also attacked a US destroyer once

[@ArshanBloxxGaming]

Pirates In 1000s: Aye Aye! Pirates Now: IM GONNA BE THE KING OF THE PIRATES

[@Sprunkle-_-help]

Uhmm are you acoustic or something?

[@InternetGuy_Chair]

Nah, he's just talking like a guy that's in one piece​@@Sprunkle-_-help

[@Sprunkle-_-help]

@@InternetGuy_Chair yes but that literally make no sense btw I'm on episode 1003 on one piece

[@reddeadleisure]

What

[@meronkidane6289]

Bro took One Peice to a whole new level

[@slit282]

The trick is not to get killed. That really is the key to the benefits package

[@squeekyclean1644]

Drop package in call of duty. Everyone is aiming at you. These pirates have guts because they get shot at and still Manage to take over the ship

[@rabbiezekielgoldberg2497]

But if you do get killed, you won't need to worry about finding a new career.

[@allhopeabandon7831]

@@squeekyclean1644 They should get a few machine guns and waste these freaks.

[@Nill757]

@@squeekyclean1644 They stopped taking over anything in 2013, when security forces went ashore and ended it all.

[@rogerlangleyrl]

It's Somalia, everything includes the trick to not get killed.

[@dustux]

"It ends when a helicopter drops a waterproof box of soldiers"

[@24DUKE]

😂

[@theuncover237]

They don't dare. Those hungry pirate will bomb or shoot everyone on the ship before they get taken down. You don't know how people suffering are desperate even for their families

[@arlexcanales5341]

But the pirates massacre the crew and the company is demanded by the family of the victims for millions on compensation

[@orestisgeorgatos6725]

ooh trust me. They’d have executed all hostages before one of them was killed

[@joshuajoaquin5099]

@@theuncover237 oh i knew how the hostages suffer as well

[@strugz10]

Nah they playing the real life One-piece 💀

[@YollE88]

😂😂 they are the one piece

[@sauravkvianmuz.]

Indian Navy - hold my tea 😂😂

[@randomkidnapper911]

USA navy

[@sauravkvianmuz.]

@@randomkidnapper911 Indian Navy & Marcos commando search about it in context of Somalian Pirates

[@ClassifiedUnit-135]

better invest in some functioning toilets 😂

[@sauravkvianmuz.]

@@ClassifiedUnit-135 someone's ass burning off

[@Shubhuscp049]

​@@ClassifiedUnit-135 Too old joke kid now 99.99% indians have it

[@wiscopolo44]

“The secret ingredient… is crime.”

[@panbalala]

Like finance where you product no value added and gain money create from nothing, but people with a tie made it legal 😅 It does put people in danger, destroy family, but it's legal or higly tolerate.

[@WHATTHEFRONTDOOR]

This crack is moreish

[@No-cc1fq]

Do You want freedom?

[@No-cc1fq]

For good amount of oil

[@naamanstanley9539]

“Crime” you can’t break American laws in another country lol.

[@mzwandilemalambe9999]

I'm concerned by how much enthusiasm he has 😂😂👀

[@DigiPal]

Me too...

[@Evictiorama]

He’s scheming

[@ashish0120.1]

Definitely 😅

[@migzmor]

Don't worry bro these days tankers normally have have guards with guns

[@DigiPal]

@@migzmor I remember seing a coverage about that problem many years ago, and you're right to say that some guards are on the ships now.

[@ChaosInsurgencyC653]

Thanks for the idea, Henry.

[@nathanielwarongan5892]

Everyone gangsta until 21’10” man with a crew of more than 1500 people starts to become a pirate

[@emilydutes8272]

The way he's smiling through such a serious deadly thing

[@jamesread4469]

Yeah, almost like his shelted life gives him 0 understand of what he is talking about or the people that dying becuase of pireting.

[@_audacity2722]

@@jamesread4469 if companies weren't trying to strip Somalia of its resources without the consent of its people there wouldn't be a pirate problem 🤷 The corporations bring this on themselves.

[@jamesread4469]

@@_audacity2722 ok, check yourself. I never made any claim about why they are doing it? 😂 all i said was its not a good busness model like the dude is saying. But as you wish to bring it up. The number 1 problem for somalia is the lack of government and international support. Compainges normal bring wealth to a country unless the government of said country is poketing said wealth for them selves, its not a company problem its a political one. Check your privilage. If interenational support for somalia set up a non corrupt governmental system the these company you hate for some reason would be the first jobs many somalians wpuld have bring economical wealth to this povity struck region. Please explain how a country is ment to make wealth without forgin companys?

[@_audacity2722]

@@jamesread4469 you claimed people were dying because of pirates. The reality is far more people die at the hands of western corporations. We have evidence that companies such as coca cola were actually killing union organizers in Colombia. What do you think these companies are doing in Somalia?

[@_audacity2722]

@@jamesread4469 btw your question is actually quite stupid. The reason private companies EXTRACT resources from other countries is because those companies NEED those resources to make money. The countries can sell the resources themselves if corporations didn't use shady means to acquire land and steal it from under the nose of the people. Also it's funny that you admit corporations exploit people more easily without a robust governments to regulate them. Would you admit the same thing about western companies exploiting their workers domestically?

[@DrThrills]

In one cases, the pirates mistook a Spanish warship for a tanker and they got big guns fired at their speedboat

[@jhnb4_real]

​@@Raymations as a Spanish person I can say imprisonment is far better than in a lot of other countries

[@dude926]

​@@jhnb4_real really? They already earn good amount of money as pirates

[@somethingaboutgaming.2538]

Lmfao little bastards got obliterated

[@samuelforesta]

What was a Spanish war ship doing off the coast of Somalia?

[@lastmanstanding-xp3ub]

​@@samuelforesta Ironically I think they were patrolling for pirates by request of the Somali government/UN mandate

[@thatduderenz7369]

"Look at me I'm da captain now" 💀👍

[@dancinghipho101]

This is the real life one piece😅

[@xanfah]

“Ferb, I think I know what we’re going to do today.”

[@Rozaz175]

"hey! Where's parry?" Parry mind: mtf my owner is a pirate?!

[@abdirahiimmukhtaar209]

Iam from somila

[@stanleybochenek1862]

Recreates Captain Phillips

[@bemimu]

Lol I was about to comment this exact thing

[@dotTxtFile]

I was looking for this comment

[@phageling9949]

“We don’t negotiate with terrorists!” “Unless they get our oil, our hands are tied…”

[@raashidiinabdullahi5583]

hey that was 8 to 10 years ago and they were few former fishermen who discovered big ships for fishing and other industries taking advantage of the Somali sea coz there's no functioning government others dumb toxic chemicals and garbages to the Somali sea and running out of fish in the sea that was their main income anyways they were bad guys in a way but no its all over long time ago

[@nate6045]

Sooo that's the US's government's stance and they are _really_ hands off when it comes to Somali Pirates, even when it's a US citizen being kidnapped. Granted we negotiated with the Taliban but that was during Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb's presidencies which I don't think represents the US's terror policy accurately.

[@Tbiblaine23]

The US Government has a very strict policy to not negotiate with Somali pirates. American companies on the other hand do not have to follow this policy

[@SIRHENNY1]

But they are not terrorist they are thieves

[@FecklessandKekless]

Honestly yea. We always say that to seem untouchable when they're holding a few people hostage or destroying some other country But once they actually do something that hits "back home" (like stealing all that oil), our govs rush to negotiate before the citizens start to realize "uhm... did 6 guys with dingys and rusty AKs really just send my entire state into a blackout?? And we couldnt do ANYTHING???" I hate to say it, but it simply isnt "terrorism" to us until we're the ones threatened. And no one seems to realize "if we helped when these terrorists were slaughtering their local governments, maybe they wouldnt be powerful enough to go global"

[@sharminahamed2814]

Jack Sparrow would be proud of these guys 🤣😂

[@ThatOsmanGuy]

As a somalian I don't deny that we have pirates and droughts but the part where you said we don't build hospitals and schools is absolutely wrong.

[@jonistan9268]

He said you don't BUILD them, not that you don't have them.

[@aviationwithebin2121]

@@jonistan9268 read the comment again

[@josephn364]

@@jonistan9268 illiterate fool

[@kleenex3000]

It is not a helicopter dropping, and it is not cash being dropped, on this occasion.

[@stifler4eva1]

Do u have government?

[@brahtrumpwonbigly7309]

"Crime has better profit margins than business, it just doesn't always scale the same."

[@CS-bh4ur]

😂😂 yeah this kid is obviously not that bright

[@hersirhakarl2109]

If you scale crime up far enough, it becomes government.

[@redplanet2720]

@@hersirhakarl2109 Except governments don't really make that much money in fact most are massively in debt and the president of the USA makes less money than most Fortune 500 CEOs for like 10 times more work. Maybe in countries with dictatorships this is true though

[@hersirhakarl2109]

@@redplanet2720 most governments are run by fools and incompetents. A corporation run like a government would be investigated by the SEC, its executives arrested, the company would go into receivership. This is because governments are run as though they're monopolies, and they are. It's illegal to compete with the government in the provision of any essential services.

[@redplanet2720]

@@hersirhakarl2109 True but unless you want private militias replacing police and military you need a government. Whether to have a service be done publicly or privately or both depends on many many many factors. Yes, governments are not as efficient as corporations they also don't suffer from from a profit motive to as great of a degree and if they're well funded not at all so they usually won't do many of the shady practices corporations do to cut corners and squeeze more money out of people, and also there's a charity aspect of providing services to those who can't necessarily afford them for the good of society. Not as simple as "gubmit slow corporation fast"

[@LIECR]

You did my boy batillus dirty 💀

[@Hyper_252]

Every pirate gangsta until the US Navy shows up

[@Malcatraz]

I love how he says its a great profession right after showing a clip of a pirate that gets shot

[@mamanmahomie6747]

when

[@sirbacon1617]

@@mamanmahomie6747 it's a movie

[@themedic4000]

@@sirbacon1617 based on true events, sooo....

[@sirbacon1617]

@@themedic4000 true

[@misterbulger]

Probably beats being a cop or soldier or thug that serve corrupt politicians tho

[@Sarcastican_]

"Welcome back to another pirate raid, but first let's talk about the sponsor of this video Raid: Shadow Legends."

[@bass6405]

😂😂😂

[@HelloTher1313]

Rust cargo raid irl

[@justinfomba6647]

Golden

[@googleisgay471]

This was perfect, I was mid stretch reading this😂

[@lukazupie7220]

Isnt raid also mosquito repellant? I think it is here in europe atleast

[@thanvishj8551]

bro just roasted apple at the same time

[@hackergamingyt3256]

US navy entered the room: 💀

[@skeggjoldgunnr3167]

I asked an 8 year old child from Kismayo, Somalia "What do you remember from Somalia?" He said "Too many guns."

[@Theguywhieditz]

Yeah I live here and peopel with guns for hotel security and when we go school

[@MatureIndividual1]

@@Theguywhieditz how hard is it to find books and schools? Do you frequently use cars or do you walk?

[@EXCE.X]

@@Theguywhieditzbruh I live here to and there always armed

[@Mrbarentsberg]

As a somalian I see guns evreytime

[@Suley-SJ]

@@Mrbarentsberg fr

[@the_mad_bear3683]

Until they thought that a russian war cruiser was a tanker and got sent into the 4th dimension

[@theoneandonly4577]

Hahaha 4th dimension!! 😂

[@RT-PD]

What’s the incident name, cause that sounds interesting lol

[@ATF-]

@@RT-PD kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIPcdKasbKiWpKs here's a video, wasn't really an incident, more of an obliteration

[@trippen4391]

💀💀💀

[@BlackEpyon]

No can do. The Ukrainians just promoted that Russian cruiser to a submarine.

[@Attar-w1b]

“Mom, I know what I wanna be when I grow up”

[@johanchris5949]

"Look at me I'm the captain" famous last words

[@antoniobarera64]

"Pirates of Somalia" next Disney movie

[@mcbonney]

Is that the movie name?

[@henk-3098]

It would've been hilarious if pirates of the caribbean had a small cameo of Somalian pirates in a motor boat wearing AK-47s.

[@tegarandikash]

Considering that johnny depp wouldn't play, it might be possible

[@GoldeNx7]

Or rather "Pirates of the Horn of Africa"

[@cormarcormar]

Your favorite disney characters sell oil in the black market!

[@charlibravo371]

As a Somali, I can say without a doubt, Pirates don't care about off loading the cargo. They simply want to use the cargo, ship, and more importantly the people ransom. Because there is no limit to how much people will pay for the release of people. Cargo and the ship on the other hand can be written off.

[@velvet9816]

heyyyoo another somali 🙌 though im from somaliland ahah

[@theoneblock7107]

@@velvet9816glad to see another Somali from Somalia

[@its_Anw4r]

​@@theoneblock7107 Oh!

[@theoneblock7107]

@@its_Anw4r What?

[@its_Anw4r]

@@theoneblock7107 You Farax?

[@StarCode_0]

It ends until a helicopter with soldiers lands😂

[@VitalikZ-yz5qw]

Average pirate reaction when they see a soviet ship that has gold on it but when you try to rob it you hear "Вали гадов!" from it:😐

[@TheLiamKenyon]

When you realize shipping companies are hiring veterans who want to use their guns again

[@Chino57038]

@@rory6860you must be fun at parties.

[@nooralcaynmoussa5532]

@@Chino57038What?

[@ChandraGunawan-p8w]

The fuck you talking about??​@@Chino57038

[@malekhekal4238]

​@@WEENUS157 You can, but this will give you legality issues

[@WEENUS157]

@malekhekal4238 true

[@robertthomas5906]

Sometimes it ends with the pirate's brain being blown out.

[@theoneblock7107]

Hostages*

[@farhiyoabdiq5453]

Also when black hawk down soldiers are dragged on the streets

[@TN_vigilance]

The only way it should end

[@theoneblock7107]

@@TN_vigilance why?????? Those pirates don’t want to be pirates yknow

[@derunfassbarebielecki]

@@theoneblock7107 They want to be pirates. A normal person becomes a thief in desperate times. A pirate is a brutal murder. They just take advantage of the non-existence of a navy. Desperate people steal from you, but scum kills you or holds you hostage.

[@user-dm4nq3gd9i]

The somali pirare in the intro looks like Aj Shabbel

[@Airvent2]

WE PURCHASING TICKETS TO SOMALIA WITH THIS ONE

[@mcaz0we10]

" Look at me I'm the captain now " what a movie that was , it's incredible tbh .

[@kamuda1982]

Captain Phillips 2013

[@imbahzor]

Too bad the crew in real life tells a completely different story of what kind of a person Phillips was, this movie should've never been made to idolize him

[@elonbust2421]

The same guy who saved captain Phillips also killed Osama bin laden

[@user-gt5me3nf6b]

@@imbahzor was he in real life more of a coward than he was in the movie? Or like he wasn’t that much of a main characyer

[@angelmorales8874]

"YOU LIVE IN A DEEEESEEERT..."

[@Hellochatt]

"look at this, this is SAND. You know what this will be in a few hundred years? it'll be FUCKING SAND!"

[@writtenoff85yo]

Go to where the food is 😂

[@TRXLLGE]

“NOTHING GROWS OUT HERE. NOTHINGS GONNA GROW OUT HERE”

[@lapiswolf2780]

@Placeholder name because I'm not creative *sad New Mexico,Texas,Arizona,Nevada,South California noises*

[@damiencross7334]

Nice to see so many sam fans on this random youtube clip

[@DVDvalorant]

🇺🇲 usa: "did u say oil?"

[@Intrusive_Thought176]

Dawg just because someone says oil Doesn't mean you need to restart a dead joke 💀

[@SheepA223]

Those ships need freedom and democracy🇺🇸🦅

[@Intrusive_Thought176]

@@SheepA223 houthi rebels to innocent cargo ships:

[@Zyx23478]

"3 million barrels of oil" USA: Knock knock

[@Hello-oo2lc]

As a somali, lemme just say that not all of us are pirates😅

[@tommybee8181]

How is life like there?

[@theancientsancients1769]

​@@tommybee8181 This video is misleading! No pirate attacks took place in the last 5 years! Somalia is rebuilding again as the civil war ended and piracy are out of fashion due to law and order returning

[@asiangaming8409]

Look at me, LOOK AT ME. I am de captain now

[@witheeeeeerx]

​@@theancientsancients1769 What do you even expect from American KZbinrs

[@mrgeeljir1628]

​@@theancientsancients1769 this dude said there is no school system in somalia 😂😂

[@timmycrw91]

I love the part about where you say that they, “find an investor”LMAO

[@abdullahi1093]

We usually supply them with boats and weapons or just sell the info

[@senbhapiro3448]

@@abdullahi1093 we?

[@farhan4]

@@senbhapiro3448 yes, WE

[@suspicioustumbleweed4760]

@@abdullahi1093 I’m gonna send ya to Davy jones’ locker ARRRRRGH

[@stefan-ox8qs]

I will nit be suprised that some big fish companys use these pirates against there compatition.

[@Men_Of_Culture33]

I have seen half hour videos on this topic that say as much as you do in 1 min. Impressive, truly

[@user-it3gp4vm1z]

Better profit margins unless a naval ship is nearby

[@PJMK67]

"Look at mi" "look at m-" *dead*

[@doom522]

nah he just got some random bullet in his brain

[@ImaReign]

I don't get why he is teaching us how to raid an oil tug

[@aurchitexture]

"Last chance to look at me, Hector"

[@tymortoldi1250]

🛎🛎🛎🛎🛎💥💥💥

[@nolife910]

*"The One Piece... is real!"* -Sun Tzu, _The Art of War_

[@garlicbread1575]

CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER

[@enviousshade1770]

@@garlicbread1575 So high

[@Basil_omri]

@@garlicbread1575 SOO HIIIIGGHHHH

[@Lor_D.Peasant]

@exdag (EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE MY ENEMY)

[@adityasamale211]

Whitebeard the strongest pirate

[@revsofficial09]

Imagine if there was a US marine hiding in that waterproof cash case waiting for the pirates to open it 💀

[@KyLuxyr]

Pirate ❌ Usain Bolt ✅

[@jacquelinel3608]

On this episode of “how much money could you make from this side hustle”

[@mcdonaldnweze]

Bro😂😂😂... Just what I was thinking...

[@zoulkarneinbagagnan3995]

That ain’t no side hustle that’s a main hustle

[@evanalderete1311]

Underrated comment

[@foxlol8584]

Bro just legit asked the boys to become pirates

[@RobertTys]

ONE PIECE IS REAL

[@Vexxel256]

@@RobertTys THE ONE PIECE, THE ONE PIECE IS REAl!

[@ssm4.chillpollo]

@@Vexxel256 CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER (HIGHER)

[@cultofhampter]

They got that grindset fr

[@coreymicallef365]

Stolen goods are never sold at a loss

[@kelvincha5492]

Alright guys, I'm forming a crew.

[@ramens]

I’ll be your swordsman!

[@thefunnyzean]

I'll be the lookout!

[@terengan245]

I'll be your cook!

[@meem4606]

Every good modern pirate crew needs an ak guy!

[@huh4577]

I'll be the sniper!

[@PrinceWrigley]

“Did you say…. Oil🤨”

[@SalmanAli-zo2go]

Looks like those tanker need some freedom

[@billysbigworld6166]

🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

[@nezzled]

OiI

[@Saffins]

CAWWWWW 🔫 🦅 🇺🇸 MURICAAA

[@Fabz._12]

_My pronouns are U S A 🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲_

[@ekihmjohndelrosario1568]

plot twist: the money was just counterfeit

[@protopazgaming6379]

One is innovation driven, the other is theft driven.

[@Daubloonbandit]

Alternate ending: Russian spetsnaz raids the ship with a missile cruiser and helicopter.

[@voler_1925]

Lol, you think Russia cares about hostages?

[@Daubloonbandit]

@@voler_1925 not really but when its one of their giant oil tankers they will.

[@voler_1925]

@@Daubloonbandit darn, I didn't think that far ahead.

[@Daubloonbandit]

@@voler_1925 yeah XD

[@gujwdhufjijjpo9740]

Remember that time they killed all 300 hostages of some terrorists XD.

[@baseplate_462]

Imagine being that CEO that goes “I know where I’ll steer this oil tanker. Around the Somali coast line!”

[@joshuaspath6923]

They have to pass Somalia to get through the Suez Canal. It’s still cheaper to pay off the pirates than sail all the way around Africa.

[@nekajuii]

If something sounds this stupid at first, *there's a reason for it*.

[@bobfg3130]

If he hires enough guards that's not an issue. One look and the pirates will leave.

[@bobfg3130]

​@@joshuaspath6923 No. They just hire guards.

[@arrw]

Hilarious to think a CEO would be making that decision or being on an oil tanker.

[@liev7916]

They boutta go in netflix documentaries

[@KairoHakurou]

And yet somali pirates will be the first to fall while apple continues to maintain it's business 😂😂😂

[@yousseftrab3615]

atleast they are always in touch with water unlike you

[@thejay8963]

Ehh...

[@SpeedKing..]

LMAOO​@@yousseftrab3615

[@ife3343]

"Look at me, I'm the captain now" had me💀😂

[@akmalnasser9469]

Never get old

[@jarrod4115]

You sound like you never seen the movie

[@akmalnasser9469]

You can tell?

[@MonkstaRS3]

@@akmalnasser9469 neither do the pirates XD

[@youdontknowme8129]

This is clearly the best recruiting video ever!

[@peri_chat]

Somali pirate marketing campaigns

[@Flipper-thebest]

Bro is convincing me to become a pirate 😂😂

[@iam_sne4n]

The indian special forces casually capturing the Somalian pirates within hours at the indian ocean😂

[@shazilshaikh9478]

"Is there luffy in somalia?"

[@yushwakun]

yes

[@johnsonfromml8662]

there is also captain jack sparrow

[@stanleybochenek1862]

Fluffy

[@SomaIipirate]

In one piece there is a Somali character, BlackBeard.

[@lonnpton5239]

THE ONE PIECE

[@tu1469]

Last time I saw a video about these pirates, they were being warning shot by a machine gun and backed off

[@blackdiamond5091]

​@@koolkid9761dude thinks every Kroger ship has a machine gun

[@hungry_lama]

​@@blackdiamond5091the best they have is a water "turret" and some nets like if they would use guns like they would be "cancelled" for killing "poor innocent" people

[@blackdiamond5091]

@@hungry_lama poor people you think those group men with ak47 that's trying to kill you is poor people

[@hungry_lama]

@@blackdiamond5091 no i don't think like that but the activist think

[@couchpotatoes5158]

@@hungry_lamabuddy what

[@Hussein-fb9tj]

Seems like a good career choice

[@mitchdavis7583]

A dude who steals a chocolate bar has a higher profit margin than Apple.

[@ngiallag2792]

don't remember this being on my career advisor options at school .

[@dank-n-clips]

Well your country wasn't taken advantage of by larger nations ruining your livelihood by catching/killing all the fish there

[@iivin4233]

It's important to note that the first pirate crews started out as parts of a volunteer coast guard. They were trying to protect their waters from overfishing. They did not succeed and so turned to piracy.

[@raashidiinabdullahi5583]

hey that was 8 to 10 years ago and they were few former fishermen who discovered big ships for fishing and other industries taking advantage of the Somali sea coz there's no functioning government others dumb toxic chemicals and garbages to the Somali sea and running out of fish in the sea that was their main income anyways they were bad guys in a way but no its all over long time ago

[@zir456]

​@@raashidiinabdullahi5583 nah, It's still a crime so They still bad guys

[@iivin4233]

@@raashidiinabdullahi5583 That's pretty much what I heard. I thought it was important to say that they didn't come from nowhere.

[@raashidiinabdullahi5583]

@@zir456 I agree they don't represent us them and alshabab gave us bad images but we are getting better and Somalia will be just like any other country pray for us

[@AM-mu2kv]

@@zir456 and those ships travelling illegally through somali waters are criminals too

[@gloopdogg1145]

So Usain Bolt now runing for ships 😂

[@SpeedyBonsai38]

Hey Apson is that you?😂

[@VladmirPutin232]

Nowadays Maritime Companies hir security guards (with guns ofcourse) to protect the oil tankers and vessels from these pirates while passing through the Horn of Africa

[@joeb6750]

The contractors they hire often have their own support vessels to stage in international waters so they can stow their gear when ships enter ports that have restrictions on weapons.

[@crimsonraider1197]

“I think I know what we’re doing today Ferb.”

[@Yossarian921]

This deserves way more likes.

[@ZO-IZ]

this deserves to be top comment

[@Theguywhieditz]

Thenonempiecd

[@Theguywhieditz]

SSSHOULD have been there and there is no need for me a lot to get back in touch again in a couple weeks to see what we have to much in and out for a couple more weeks to to what we have to much in and out on Friday for another one of these as we have a couple 3z for the bundle but I'll have a few minutes to look into a few other bits in my head and

[@abdo_rezak3513]

They be running with real bounties and shit 💀

[@UnitesStatesMarineCorps]

100,000 Missed calls from U.S.A

[@Steven_McCrae]

I remember seeing the pirate’s trying to get a tanker full of guys with automatic weapons to stop 😆 …. I’m sure you’re shocked to hear didn’t end well 💀

[@Philippines2333]

They ded fr

[@NormalBoy.]

Ok 👍

[@ConsentDeath]

Less expensive with security long term no? How often do they take over cargo ships lol

[@Steven_McCrae]

@@ConsentDeath not often to be fair but not for lack trying 😆

[@Snay1998]

Risk and reward XD

[@apigeon5328]

Ferb, I know what we are going to do today!

[@reactingcats7320]

Hol up

[@largeman5788]

@@reactingcats7320 wait a minute

[@reactingcats7320]

@@largeman5788 somethings wrong i can feel it

[@Endlessly1_]

Nahhh

[@bcgaming4236]

Im actually going to go there next year for summer vacation 💀

[@watdadogdoin3408]

"Last chance to look at me, captain."

[@Backburner846]

You forgot to mention that it’s right next to the suez, giving an opportunity for massive amount of ship income

[@trikooo]

everybody gangsta until the a-10 goes *_BRRRRRRRT_*

[@clintonhollingsworth7993]

Or Navy SEALs go *psft*

[@Morbpious]

Bro they ain't gonna sink a super tanker that's probably more expensive than anything a Somali pirate could steal in a lifetime

[@IK_MK]

​@@Morbpious I think even the dumbest Somali pirate knows sinking a tanker is not a good idea🤦🏾‍♂️

[@smiley12396]

Why would they shoot the tanker ​@@Morbpious

[@who615]

Whos gonna tell him that A-10's dont do maritime operations.

[@donmatthew7877]

"Look at me, your meme is mine now"

[@TheGameGuy2024]

Classic Ending - *Helicopter drops money* US Ending - *Helicopter Drops FREEDOM DISPENSERS, RAAAAHHHH 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅* UK Ending - *Helicopter Drops dudes dressed in Black with Gas Masks and MP5s* France Ending - *Helicopter drops baguette*

[@Daiwiktheman]

Somalian pirate❌ Usain Bolt ✅