SOMATIC UPDATE: September 2024 (1x speed)

[@TaskSwitcherify]

*You forgot the first law of bathroom robotics.* LAW #1: KNOCK ON DOOR

[@Naggot9]

Nah im pretty sure the first law of bathroom robotics is: DO NOT USE THE BATHROOM WHEN ITS ROBOT CLEANING TIME

[@mark9294]

I think I would shit myself if a robot knocked on the door so it’d be quite convenient that I’d already be sat on a toilet bowl

[@timderks5960]

I think the continuous "Watch out, bathroom cleaning robot coming through" covers that. However, imagine trying to walk into the bathroom with the robot backed into the door, that'll hurt if you're in a rush.

[@oODomeeOo]

WATCH OUT THE BATHROOM CLEANING ROBOT IS OPENING THE DOOR

[@jnap8553]

There's already a camera in the bathroom, let the robot see your weiner.

[@KyleMorpheus]

imagine taking a dump and this thing busts ur door in 😬

[@Juurus]

"Watch out! The bathroom cleaning robot is opening the door."

[@wauwau1]

It's gonna open the door whether you like it or not 💀

[@NikkiDimesYT]

Thankfully it won't, because all of the cameras are tied into the AI system and it can see if you're in there on the toilet. Wait...thankfully? Horrifyingly.

[@HiThisIsMine]

I’m more imagining taking a dump and then I look up and see the cameras above the stalls…

[@fartmerchant762]

It grabs you by the weiner and catapults you into the wall, begins peacefully cleaning afterwards

[@faber_3285]

Wait now that I think about it... why is there a camera inside the bathroom? XD

[@25566]

Smile and wave

[@serbianhero1389]

It's to warn you to continue shaking it until all the little drops are out

[@drink15]

To record a video of the robot cleaning to upload on youtube. They are removed

[@mbcommandnerd]

I’m sure they were smart about it, and only put them up temporarily to film the robot. People were most likely warned not to use those bathrooms during this time (if they were in the building at all). Not 100% sure, but that’s my guess.

[@FunBanan117]

So you could "watch out a bathroom cleaning robot opening a door"

[@guxit]

I love that there are cameras in literally every toilet stall. So convenient for watching... The robot clean.

[@Colbato.]

and the Ladys when they pee.^^

[@kidfortoday]

This isn’t a real bathroom you ponce. It’s a testing area.

[@user-jt5vm3mi1w]

@@kidfortoday it is real actually

[@ronaldwoofer5024]

@@kidfortoday working water, electricity, fire alarm, floor drain, self closing door, mirrors and drying paper. testing area, sure buddy, sure..

[@heartoftherobot]

GoPro? What is actually wrong with you?

[@Richievaillant]

This is exactly the kind of late night entertainment I came to KZbin for, this evening.

[@andrewczski1969]

"I'm sorry Dave, I can't let you leave the bathroom."

[@pieceworkstudios]

Hahaha best comment. They absolutely should have programmed in the HAL voice 😂

[@andrewczski1969]

@@pieceworkstudios TY

[@dankification]

The robot needs to drop a sign saying cleaning in progress just so if anyone is in the building at night they don’t get spooked

[@mxdanger]

Mid shit and this robot starts cleaning the stall one by one

[@deso425]

@@mxdangerYou better be prepared for the anal probe.

[@ThatGuyThatCommentedOn_A_Video]

Spooky

[@Arborpress]

@@mxdanger looool making it's way to your stall. Jaws theme.

[@Studio23Media]

@@ArborpressThe way it slowly opened that stall door looked like an episode of Black Mirror 🤣

[@joesmith6972]

The only thing worse than hearing "Watch out. The bathroom cleaning robot is opening the door" while vulnerable on the toilet would be "Watch out. The bathroom cleaning robot is looking to score."

[@dripskee6443]

😂😂😂

[@Boofi-quat]

😱😰🦾😅🥵

[@ZarHakkar]

"This robot is programmed to f your mouth"

[@kotnapromke]

Ему нужно ответить "Пошел на х...й, ассхол!" Как сделал Т800.

[@milesbennetdyson5]

Cool machine

[@MattExzy]

I love how it scoots in fast after opening a door. That's how I walk into bathrooms too sometimes.

[@jpilot64]

😂😂

[@user-qu2pv2wp3o]

how did i end up here

[@kotnapromke]

Ты тоже робот.

[@Astronetics]

Asking myself the same thing

[@al-to2sx]

​@@kotnapromke aren't we all in some sense

[@DFMurray]

How does it handle Walmart levels of bathroom aim? You know like when they use excrement to write biblical quotes on the stall walls.

[@nullnullnullvoid]

or crackheads leaving needles and shit covered TP everywhere

[@mark9294]

I just wonder why people do that

[@ramoraid]

it will only be used in hospitals and places where people are civilized, 🤣🤣

[@jishan6992]

​@@mark9294so he wasn't actually joking? People actually do that in U.S?

[@deephorizon1365]

​@@jishan6992 Unfortunately, it seems to be a pretty common occurrence.

[@jakubtrzebiatowski5308]

It's cleaning clean toilets. Show us how it deals with dirty toilets. Colour of bronze.

[@ZarHakkar]

Every time the robot sits still I can feel it lamenting it's existence

[@TradieTrev]

Needs a cat dressed in a shark suit sitting on top of it for the internet to like the idea hahaha

[@yushaumeri6292]

I dare the inventor try this at a McDonald's without crying

[@allozabd]

I just imagine a horror game with blood everywhere and someone is hiding in a bathroom and the last thing they hear is "watch out, the bathroom cleaning robot is opening the door."

[@Fr_Dae]

it's cleanbot view on SS13 after 5-6mn of a round.

[@Nobody-Nowhere]

i wonder how well these handles anything unexpected, like what if the toilet is clogged etc.. does it just do its routine and possibly cause a mess

[@SweetMoonSugar]

loose paper bits on the floor would be papier-mâchéd onto the wall and bowl from the spray and dry mode

[@j134679]

what if the floor is dirty at the doorway, this thing would be tracking dirt of it didn't start cleaning as it travels

[@TrippHiggs]

Imagine if it has a glitch and the door is locked then it does it’s routine in the hall

[@imbezo]

Dude I don't know if it's because I'm tired or not, but I straight up thought this was a video game / unreal engine tech demo. And I watched it for over 3 minutes too, I'm like oh this is a creative way to showcase a game engine. I was even looking at the shadows and finding places where the ambient occlusion wasn't that good. Nope, real life.

[@grande1900]

SAAAAAME

[@bearliongaming2464]

lmaooo

[@Teeveepicksures]

thought it was more backrooms content 😂

[@kidfortoday]

Put the crack pipe down zoomer.

[@imbezo]

@@kidfortoday its cooked

[@NathansVideos46]

It really cleaned that already clean bathroom really well!

[@9fa4108f]

Make the bathroom dirty on purpose with food coloring and let's see the results

So the sink, one of the worst areas is totallt ignored? :)

[@lorenzoharrison3615]

It doesn’t get paid enough

[@Mabra51]

The humble beginning of Skynet.

[@jonathansimmons4475]

*Turdnet

[@zerodoinkthirty0]

I've never seen a bathroom door opened more elegantly

[@michaellacey9653]

Bro, I can only imagine the back part of the machine is 70% battery.

[@detaart]

or poop

[@strider3438]

poop battery 🙂‍↔️

[@RandoWisLuL]

@@strider3438 battery poop?

[@pumbastyledeluxe]

This is an unbelievable technical feat. Impressive.

[@user-jt5vm3mi1w]

It is believable

[@aardque]

Unbelievable that I might actually be able to give a sh!t and not have to clean it up.

[@user-jt5vm3mi1w]

@@aardque wat

[@V3racious3]

From the guy who doesn't know how to form sentences nor how to use periods.

[@johnfranklin8147]

So, the bit I don’t get is the pricing….apparently it costs $1500/month, for a 40hr work week, which is great and hits the spot. And mysteriously scales to $3000/month for an 80hr week (why?). But I’ve also seen that I can buy the whole robot outright for $1800. Please help me make sense of this.

[@realDonaIdTruck]

I noticed it didn't clean the sinks (which it seems fully capable of) It also didn't clean inside the toilets (which it maybe needs an attachment for?)

[@zunar_j5_933]

Based off retail work experience…there is no way this bot could survive a real world women’s bathroom…zero chance.

[@ThumbDr]

Lmfao. Not me imagining there’s some homeless guys feces on the floor and this poor robot turns it into one maintenance guys bad night into a trail of actual nightmares tracked throughout the hospital by the robots wheels 😂😂😂😂

[@josekanucee1428]

Electronics tech here: just realized i am a robot doctor

[@gavinnewton7221]

Did i really just watch a robot clean a bathroom for a hour 😐

[@ditherdather]

This made me smile for some silly reason. They should find a funny design for the machine, like with googly eyes or something.

[@borisblocksberg]

tHeY tOoK oUr jOoOoObS

[@christiancrow]

How far we have come , someone who cleans them this is a true accomplishment

[@jaynederp5236]

Cameras in the bathroom *and* replacing employees with robots. Straight up evil.

[@elementlethal4472]

This is so relaxing to watch while while seated on the toilet. ❤

[@vote4carp]

"*WATCH OUT!* The bathroom cleaning robot is opening the door."

[@HisXLNC]

Watch out. The bathroom cleaning robot is opening the door.

[@hvguy]

I love how it scurried inside before the door closer hits it 😂

[@SD-MB-BB-CR]

Time stamp

[@hvguy]

@@SD-MB-BB-CR 2:05

[@hvguy]

@@SD-MB-BB-CR and again at 10:53

[@giorgiolelmi8175]

Imagine sitting on the toilet and *hearing that thing start lock-picking your bathroom door and emitting loud noises "Caution, bathroom robot incoming". People would start getting heart attacks at midnight inside that hotel*

[@gorak9000]

watch out, the bathroom cleaning robot is picking the lock, welcome to the lock picking bathroom robot channel

[@John-Smith02]

The Cecil Hotel

[@Zeep_goblin]

"Caution, rogue robot, caution, rogue robot"

[@kotnapromke]

Каста Неприкасаемых.

[@tomasviane3844]

OMG! I already squeezed my buttcheeks!

[@simeon24]

I want to see what happens when it goes through this routine and there’s a massive horsepile in the toilet.

[@Rrrakanishu]

It probably whips out the pressure washer attachment and blasts dooky all over everything 😂

[@jpilot64]

@@Rrrakanishupicture the video of the exploding beached whale

[@Dial8Transmition]

What if I left diarrhea all over the toilet? Is it just going to spray it and make it fly all over the bathroom?

[@LM.P]

Foreign contaminate!

[@luckycstriker]

nice! do you have an example of an actually dirty bathroom being cleaned?

[@napkin74]

Cleaned? You mean fecal water splattering off the toilet onto & all over everything else? The toilet will at least be "clean", maybe.

[@catliker68]

Contact them and get them to come to your bathroom

[@Falche23]

I just love him

[@andrekoscianski]

The person who programmed the robot was uncle Tony. Uncle Tony never cleaned a toilet, or tidied the front yard. He was afraid of dirty. Once in a while he did the dishes, wearing gloves and a mask. Grandma had to wash again everything.

[@Survivalist_Redo]

why isn't it flushing the toilet *before* it sprays into the bowl with high velocity liquid? doesn't this risk spreading into the air what was mistakenly left behind from a previous use of the toilet? except if the toilet auto-flushes, then there wouldn't be anything left behind for the cleaner spread around.

[@ivannatinkle]

That was something I thought about as well

[@btotheeck]

I assume the pause before that was visually analyzing the bowl contents. Good point though

[@cameronweston1762]

Thanks for the feedback

[@DaVinciFry]

And it flushes the clean toilet with the dirty part that opened the toilet seat... Yuk

[@themoncolefish]

I don't know why but I love this robot and it makes me smile. We should name the robot. Maybe Larry the Robot Cleaner

[@Lochstone1]

Dr. Alan Grant : You're sure the robot is contained? Dr. Ellie Sattler : Yes, unless it can figure out how to open doors.

[@nicholasdavidson5683]

Soon optimus cleaner will be working 400% faster

[@ClassALiving]

I'm checking all the bathrooms for cameras now

[@bobe.3719]

Robby continually forgets to empty the trash and replenish the supplies. But, I'll bet he never calls in sick.

[@amtrakpepsiproduct1605]

There's something so humorous yet horrifying at the same time about this machine.

[@Semparo]

Needs a few more things added like cleaning the door handles, along with the grab bars and sink! Pretty cool though! Be nice to see what else it'll be able to do in the future!

[@Iroquois_Pliskin]

Well there goes my job.

[@BallBusta]

Imagine you're droppin a duce and R2D2 busts down the door and with a vacuum in hand in full suck mode.

[@tomasviane3844]

It could be worth the investment.

[@doug9194]

Why pay someone $15 an hour, part time to clean the bathroom when you can buy a robot for $65,000 that will do it. Then when it breaks down, you can pay someone $32 an hour to fix it. 😂 the logic of companies baffle me

[@ThatGuy-bx4yi]

This is the right kind of liminal and bathroom we needed this year

[@Protecwelth]

Watching this lit is actually time well spent

[@brody8838]

Its just blowing contaminated water all over the walls and floor. Also that nasty attachment was just put back into storage after lifting the seat up.

[@GoHerping]

thats what i was thinking. it just blasted dried up piss everywhere lmao

[@Collector123k]

"Watch out , the backroom cleaning robot is opening the door" 😂

[@SD-MB-BB-CR]

18:35 Watch Out!! The bathroom cleaning rob-

[@sg_1991]

love this engineering.

[@kevinmccool3719]

21:28 so it reads writing on walls after peeping in door crack creepily 😅😅

[@marks7502]

cool. mobile robots are starting to do actual work. impressive.

[@damagedathecore7216]

7 axis? It's got some pretty crazy air moves. Axis config can be such a PITA with hoses/cables/harnesses, especially when they get tensioned over a joint. Would love to program one of these.

[@sriavula]

im impresssed

[@jasonc422]

it’s only fun and games until this thing goes off the wrong time of day 😂😂

[@steverone7623]

They should of mounted like a 360 GoPro camera instead of making me think every bathroom is going to have a camera in it now

[@AckzaTV]

Imagine being the janitor that has to walk in and pick that thing up off the ground and clean up the mess it made.

[@Andrew-cf5md]

It's cool. The era of robots is coming.

[@vladtc5264]

change ur pfp

[@TheGreenTaco999]

the era of Ukraine is leaving lol

[@GameOver._.]

​@@vladtc5264change your vital status

[@Andrew-cf5md]

@@TheGreenTaco999 the era of rashka is parashka lol)))

[@TheGreenTaco999]

@@Andrew-cf5md the era of the English language has been here for a while, speak it. Even Google translate doesn't know what you just said lmao

[@_garebear]

The preparation time needed for each. and. every. step. if translated to a real human being would end up being the slowest worker in history.

[@pam5389]

I was always told to leave the seats up and squirt some more cleaner into the toilet before leaving or be questioned if I really cleaned it 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️😂

[@Ally-Oop]

I already adore roombas, delivery bots, and the autonomous mower bots. Glad to know that these lil restroom bots are cute AF as well. Industrious little fella. I do wonder what the material usage disparity might be between human and robot cleaners. The coverage and efficiency as well.

[@Nirrrina]

It needs big googly eyes though & maybe cap on top too.

[@aerosouthpaws]

We got pissbot before EA Skate 4.

[@farklestaxbaum4945]

This is a great idea but it doesnt seem like it could replace TP rolls.

[@BoycottHollywood]

It never cleaned the bowls. Didn’t empty garbage. Doesn’t mop, just vacuums the floor. Doesn’t knock before entry.

[@dragonmares59110]

I work in a school and research center, would it be ok if i use your system as an exemple in my class about automation and collaborative robots ?

[@HM-uf1lv]

This is NOT a collaborative tool! Its obvious this is a one-sided program which does not have a capacity for alternate interaction nor safety redundancy to the public. A school & research center? Just say what college/university you work at! Yes, please show this to your students, especially the female/she/whatever persuation and see if they want this robot to intrude into their magical bathroom space unexpectedly without any recourse for them. Bwaa haaa haaa.

[@carlatashkadeh5890]

Cool! Keep it up!

[@LovingAtlanta]

😱🤔This is really freaking me out! What if someone is in the bathroom? ‼️❓WHY ARE THERE CAMERAS IN THE BATHROOMS?!? 🦠That robot full of disgusting germs! WHO IS GOING TO SANITIZE THE ROBOT?

[@jarate8076]

the age old answer to Frank Fontaines statement, amazing

[@BryanKirch]

Imagine you incarnate to earth and you choose this as your life’s work.

[@trainsplanesandotherthings5187]

OMG... if you have a turtlehead and really in need of the restroom ASAP and have to wait for this robot to finish....

[@kurtismckemmie4850]

Why am I watching a robot cleaning the restroom at 3:30 AM? Because it's robotically satisfying!

[@ArtStoneUS]

It didn't empty the trash can and it didn't check the towel dispenser

[@jonboyer4058]

So it doesn’t do trash, it doesn’t do sink? You still need someone to clean. Whats the point? Unless you have someone cleaning every other day

[@DravenAutoDIY]

Somatic is a work in progress and will eventually have its roles expanded no doubt. It's impressive they've done what they have!

[@j134679]

@@DravenAutoDIY honestly I think a unit bath type of thing that Japan has would be more efficient. The whole cubicle is one molded unit & can be power washed & just dried, & these robots would be able to handle them better

[@1995--]

I'd be worried I'm wiping and this thing comes in and blasts me with water

[@RavenholmZombie]

⚠🚨 Watch out! 🤖🧼🛁 The bathroom-cleaning 🚽 robot is opening the 🚪 door! 😱

[@Scoopski_Potato]

Good morning, KZbin!

[@HardeepSingh-g7g]

Great, now we need to hire someone to clean the bathroom cleaning robot!!

[@TheRedRaven_]

Imagine this thing rolling up on you while taking a #2 and starts cleaning you instead of the toilet 😄

[@sango_wilko851]

"watch out! the bathroom cleaning robot is opening the door"

[@bmurphy1098]

I'd sh!t myself waiting on this thing to finish

[@v.gedace1519]

What I learned: There are high resolution cam´s on toilets.

[@brettzolstick989]

Ok this is really cool, but I just have one question. WHY ARE THERE CAMERAS IN THE BATHROOMS?

[@DerpScout]

Now that's the real question we should all be asking.

[@xcruell]

to record the roboter cleaning, for a youtube video? They are removed.. just common sense, really.

[@tomasviane3844]

OMG! You didn't know that all public toilets must have cameras installed? They passed that law like a decade ago!

[@Flash1857]

So another robot cleans the sink and empties the trash ?

[@jonasgeez2140]

Imagine being in the bathroom and this comes barging in

[@Aetila]

Now THIS is a good use for the A.I. :-)

[@xaingwu]

Meanwhile José has cleaned 14 bathrooms.

[@cooluke29]

This is very fun to watch

[@Prifly70]

Or…you could just hire more janitors. But the hospital board members will need new boats this year, so nevermind. Robots over jobs.

[@GoalWalker]

Awesome! Considered a disinfecting chamber to clean/rinse each adapter? Do you have any open internships or co-ops for the Spring or Summer '25?

[@SimplifyTelevision]

I watched this at 2 AM last night