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@waynebais17834 жыл бұрын
Ok
@theholyjesuschrist74 жыл бұрын
sure will!
@gabenova11174 жыл бұрын
Very nice "pajamas"
@philliphandshoe48014 жыл бұрын
This comment was about an hour ago. But the vid is 10 mins old. I think youtube is very drunk.
@stardustgirl29044 жыл бұрын
My son can't stand Mayonnaise,or the SMELL!
@TheReportOfTheWeek4 жыл бұрын
Brace yourselves... that's all I'll say!
@adrina67274 жыл бұрын
Why tho?
@nanak68824 жыл бұрын
🦶🏻
@Massivelock4 жыл бұрын
Nice to see you
@maximumoverclock19484 жыл бұрын
Mkay
@Kilooma4 жыл бұрын
Maybe
@brodiethegoaty8494 жыл бұрын
Traditional sleeping attire = vest and dress shirt. Vampiric bloodline confirmed.
@meme__supreme33734 жыл бұрын
"I may be a sick twisted creature of the night" -13:41
@andreyserebryakov22314 жыл бұрын
No! Royal blood!
@00MrPanda004 жыл бұрын
@@meme__supreme3373 😯 Confirmed.
@fearlessprod.47294 жыл бұрын
Russell west
@brodiethegoaty8494 жыл бұрын
@@fearlessprod.4729 what's up goat
@sosicofu86704 жыл бұрын
“I’m not a fan of Mayo, and I know that’s controversial” that made me laugh
@bobsmith1754 жыл бұрын
If the southern 90% of Africa sank into the bottom of the ocean and disappeared, there would be no difference to the rest of the world
@jadengarcia67374 жыл бұрын
@@bobsmith175 k.
@Angelitaxx4 жыл бұрын
@@bobsmith175 um okay?
@kobesn1fan244 жыл бұрын
@@Angelitaxx lol stfu boring debbie downer
@olimarfunk4 жыл бұрын
@@Angelitaxx Hes right katelyn. Now back in the kitchen with you!
@ismokealone18734 жыл бұрын
The only man who’s career can survive after admitting to liking Oreos and water
@treysawyer4 жыл бұрын
Whose* :) i didn't learn that spelling til recently, and I'm 32.
@nivaneh10104 жыл бұрын
@@treysawyer who’s who and whose who?
@nahyankamale99894 жыл бұрын
@@nivaneh1010 who is whose who?
@sawtkzali49704 жыл бұрын
He is not wrong, biscuits were made to go with any liquids.some prefer dipped into hot tea with no milk
@Abznth4 жыл бұрын
@@nahyankamale9989 free gift
@iEraTrades4 жыл бұрын
He literally eats mayo he doesn’t like for our entertainment. I think i speak for all of us when I say you are not the hero we deserve but the hero we need!
@doomsdaydeathbyte544 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@millsykooksy48634 жыл бұрын
He looks like he inherited his grandparents house fully furnished and didn’t change a thing
@marykoufalis76664 жыл бұрын
Exactly...
@torrmarc20044 жыл бұрын
I have noticed that!
@janathelamb34 жыл бұрын
I always got the impression he lived with his grandparents, but this works too. This is absolutely an older persons home.
@cuntpuncherino4 жыл бұрын
Clothes too.
@mwara24444 жыл бұрын
He looks like Alfalfa from the Little Rascals
@WilliamMaranciMashups4 жыл бұрын
You are the only person I'm not disgusted by
@stevejordan5444 жыл бұрын
Holy shit it's you
@kevinruiz9034 жыл бұрын
Your music on the other hand...... is beautiful and I genuinely hope you're taking care
@ARZZiO4 жыл бұрын
True, i even feel disgusted when i stand in front of the mirror, but he's different...
@MrBluman9994 жыл бұрын
Hey man, great channel.
@pauperslament34674 жыл бұрын
The bubble is closing in!
@rib01474 жыл бұрын
He sleeps like a gentleman, eats like a gentleman, talks like a gentleman, describes with respect, and gets his point across easily.
@scjohnsonafamilycompany3 жыл бұрын
@peter long so ur calling him a gentleman? yay!
@DaVader3333 жыл бұрын
But he doesnt look a thing like jesus
@Schizz_Popinov3 жыл бұрын
@@DaVader333 Jesus was no gentleman. He was a thief, liar, and frequently was with ladies of the night. That was before he was the face of a manipulative cult called Christianity.
@Josephiah243 жыл бұрын
@@Schizz_Popinov no
@Josephiah243 жыл бұрын
@@Schizz_Popinov cults were not Jesus fault.
@GoHerping4 жыл бұрын
Never in my life have I heard of somebody else not being able to eat pasta due to looking like worms until this very moment
@himiranda1234 жыл бұрын
have you tried bow tie pasta or ravioli lol
@GoHerping4 жыл бұрын
@@himiranda123 I can handle elbow and bow tie but it's still kind of slimy
@homelessperson54554 жыл бұрын
I don't like pasta when it *doesn't* look like worms.
@aaaaamyy4 жыл бұрын
this is a crossover i never expected
@aries22424 жыл бұрын
I'm reminded of that bisgetti part in the movie "What We Do in the Shadows" lol
@Yeraharry.wizard4 жыл бұрын
“I don’t like hot dogs because of... well it’s kind of a personal reason” Me: oh no...
@NolaChick824 жыл бұрын
lol
@Strawberry95shortie4 жыл бұрын
Maybe his stomach doesn’t like it lmao
@shutomasi4 жыл бұрын
haha
@Medusas19854 жыл бұрын
Meg Griffin!
@robofish3124 жыл бұрын
And he doesn't like mayo or milk, doesn't like creamy things, hates hotdogs... sounds like some childhood trauma
@alphasalazar24904 жыл бұрын
Thumbed up for: “traditional sleeping attire, as we all do.”
@lovelybuddy1434 жыл бұрын
That part got me too.
@jimkellt53584 жыл бұрын
I just had to pause the video for 5 minutes to get over this line.
@sbaumann88104 жыл бұрын
I do picture him sleeping in a suit.
@EmmettXIV4 жыл бұрын
Me: Oreos and milk, delicious ReviewBrah: Disgusting Me: Disgusting
@tomkleinsteuber5444 жыл бұрын
Digusting lol
@EmmettXIV4 жыл бұрын
@@tomkleinsteuber544 oops haha
@coconuts14833 жыл бұрын
@Parker Family no
@shannongodbey74203 жыл бұрын
Yeah he makes a good point about the Oreo altering the flavor of the milk. That's like me with cereal
@Ignore143 жыл бұрын
I'm eating an oreo milkshake while watching this
@hannahperez48784 жыл бұрын
I can imagine him having a little fuzzy blanket over his legs while filming this
@johndiego54294 жыл бұрын
Nicely folded
@wyatt13394 жыл бұрын
Looking like FDR
@xrxnpop12224 жыл бұрын
Well yess but actually yes
@lazyenthusiast23594 жыл бұрын
That's a wholesome image. Thank you
@robosing2254 жыл бұрын
When a pretty girl views a guy she'll never be into. She perceives him as cute or adorable.
@Horologica4 жыл бұрын
He got both girls AND guys simping for him. Absolute legend
@ClickMyProfile_Unknown0human4 жыл бұрын
Stop 😂 let man the man be
@lambsauce53124 жыл бұрын
It's called cucking
@AcceptableAsGenerallyDecent4 жыл бұрын
gay people exist its not that rare
@PandoraApocalypse4 жыл бұрын
Ok
@ottoartamo16414 жыл бұрын
@@AcceptableAsGenerallyDecent r/woooosh
@jimmyringz25504 жыл бұрын
He definitely uses a candle for light when he walks to the bathroom
@xanimosity43894 жыл бұрын
I feel like im having a conversation with sheldon
@void99384 жыл бұрын
As a gentleman would.
@TheReportOfTheWeek4 жыл бұрын
Are you spying on me?
@andrewptob4 жыл бұрын
One of the better comments I’ve ever read.
@strategery1014 жыл бұрын
I do too
@elcavilldo31464 жыл бұрын
It's heartwarming to see somebody brave enough to openly bare his soul and make an statement of his Oreo debauchery.
@derstoffausdemderjoghurtis3 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry but Oreos with milk doesnt make sense. The oreo cream is made with palm oil.
@JayInDecent3 жыл бұрын
Fuck oreos, more like mayonnaise debauchery
@wowalamoiz94892 жыл бұрын
@@derstoffausdemderjoghurtis ... so?
@roddmatsui35544 жыл бұрын
“I don’t like the moisture in the salad that the salad dressing ..... generates.” Classic.
@Kris.G4 жыл бұрын
You and I speak English, He speaks poetry.
@marshalldavid44674 жыл бұрын
There's a time and place for moisture
@myfurryfam3654 жыл бұрын
I read this as soon as he was saying it
@redinthesky14 жыл бұрын
I am the opposite; my salads are basically dip with vegtables in it
@satisfried_66544 жыл бұрын
"Traditional sleeping attire" you're the best
@TheReportOfTheWeek4 жыл бұрын
You're the best!
@satisfried_66544 жыл бұрын
Basically could die a happy man
@LyleOrtiz4 жыл бұрын
@Parker Family Dude Come on 😂
@bleechrcreechrr4 жыл бұрын
@@TheReportOfTheWeek You're breathtaking!
@JorgeGomez-hx5uu4 жыл бұрын
@@bleechrcreechrr no YOU’RE breathtaking
@BoundaryBreak4 жыл бұрын
Ok reviewbruh we need to see you eat a cookie soaked in water
@andreyserebryakov22314 жыл бұрын
Yeah we need to see him in a pool
@kaozspartan92894 жыл бұрын
Can you take the camera out of bounds to show us other angles of this video?
@honeycomblord93844 жыл бұрын
Just don't make it a Lofthouse 'Delicious' Birthday Cake Frosting cookie, for food god's sake. I don't want Reviewbrah to be tortured.
@silasnewsome53294 жыл бұрын
This sounds like a Rugrats reference.
@I.rod.20224 жыл бұрын
What is this? A crossover episode? Or a boundary breaking of some kind?
@Tonisnightout4 жыл бұрын
I imagine him sleeping in a night gown and a sleeping cap like Ebenezer Scrooge. 🤔💭🧓🕯
@jimjones56443 жыл бұрын
I wish I could see him star in A Christmas Carol!
@JayInDecent3 жыл бұрын
Yaaaasss
@Tonisnightout3 жыл бұрын
@@JayInDecent 😂🤣
@justmeandthethree2 жыл бұрын
Night shirt, sleeping cap, and a tie.
@tiffanynot-amused90772 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@zachariahwinebrenner18364 жыл бұрын
"traditional sleeping attire" -vest with dress shirt and tie- this man is a legend
@AxxLAfriku4 жыл бұрын
im a legens
@chasfoster98954 жыл бұрын
What else does one consider sleep attire?
@dj461044 жыл бұрын
As we all do
@petemargaux18964 жыл бұрын
A myth
@skeletorwins55674 жыл бұрын
Third Impressions Of Earth
@annalisa_eeemerson76404 жыл бұрын
the way he doesn't break eye contact is mesmerizing
@MrWarthog4 жыл бұрын
5:06 broke eye contact
@marcusgarcia14954 жыл бұрын
@@Scp123-m7o lol
@DuskTillShawn4 жыл бұрын
It's impressive. Everytime I make a video I see myself looking over and breaking eye contact constantly. I have no idea how he does it lol.
@mustardman420ify4 жыл бұрын
@@DuskTillShawn try putting a paper cutout of a face or even googly eyes on your camera to remind you that you're speaking to viewers, it might not work but its worth a try
@DuskTillShawn4 жыл бұрын
@@mustardman420ify that's a great idea! I'm going to try that! Thank you for your advice!
@kathyandjoel4 жыл бұрын
I would let this man hold my drink in a bar while I use the restroom.
@breaded4skn7314 жыл бұрын
Wash your hands before returning to bar
@GalacticPrince01014 жыл бұрын
Says a gurl named Kathy
@kravethedream4 жыл бұрын
Kathy looks like she's a freak between the sheets
@gratephuldol4 жыл бұрын
Next think you know you're waking up next to him fully clothed in bed asking if you would like to know about his food quirks.
@adamwithana87594 жыл бұрын
#1 or 2? I just wanna know how much time I have...
@aalijahwhite16614 жыл бұрын
“I really don’t care how you eat your Oreos.” My new favorite quote.
@aaliyah-fr8cf3 жыл бұрын
ur name is pretty af
@aalijahwhite16613 жыл бұрын
@@aaliyah-fr8cf yours is as well🍰✨
@humancargo72852 жыл бұрын
It's incredibly deep quote
@vegeta52824 жыл бұрын
Idc what his age is I think he’s been alive for centuries lol
@ChristianVazquez124 жыл бұрын
Reviewbrah is § years old.
@madamefeast48244 жыл бұрын
God, it's impossible to tell. 25 to 2,000
@bimbim18854 жыл бұрын
a classy Ancient One
@notreallyagameranymore4 жыл бұрын
AHSHSHSHSH
@ffekieyeezy4 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure id say he's like 13 to 90000000000000000000000000000000000000 he is a god, alive before existence
@lexie38114 жыл бұрын
I want to see a house tour. That’s it.
@FreeAmerican20244 жыл бұрын
“Well hello ladies and gentleman, I’m your host of the report of the week and welcome to my crib.”
@kaldogorath4 жыл бұрын
I don't think I've seen him shoot in the same place twice
@weirdail4 жыл бұрын
He probably won’t do that due to the whole stalker situation. I wouldn’t blame him either.
@crunchybroll47314 жыл бұрын
@@weirdail stalker situation did he have a stalker?
@taiganinenineseven35464 жыл бұрын
From what I remember he thought he had multiple people stalking him. He even slept in parking lots in his car for a while because he wanted his family to be safe. Some people thought it was mental illness but I don’t think it was. The people stalking him might’ve even gotten ahold of his childhood photos somehow. I’m not totally sure about that, but I know there’s some floating around and I think it might’ve been the people stalking him that released them?
@matthewreist65304 жыл бұрын
I crossed my fathers name off my birth certificate and put thereportoftheweek
@ryanalexis52624 жыл бұрын
Lol
@ethansamuelson24144 жыл бұрын
Good one
@TheReportOfTheWeek4 жыл бұрын
Thank you son.
@matthewreist65304 жыл бұрын
@@TheReportOfTheWeek I love you dad
@Fipoe2124 жыл бұрын
You're lucky enough to be called son by reportoftheweek
@OlrikMeister4 жыл бұрын
The fact that he keeps the mayo on the sandvich eventhough he doesn't like it shows us what a man of quality he really is.
@introvertairways4 жыл бұрын
"I don't like mayonnaise" A bit weird but understandable. "I dip my Oreos in water instead of milk" *CALLS FBI*
@inversional_loop4 жыл бұрын
Dude but... Have you tried it? Not dipping in a glass of course but after chugging a water? Shit dissolves in ur mouth
@sangiinar4 жыл бұрын
How is not liking mayonnaise weird, shits gross asf
@doomsdaydeathbyte544 жыл бұрын
Oh really try arresting me for eating Oreos with Soda !!
@redfinstudios67394 жыл бұрын
@Adam l. Harper dude how is he a Karen? He has his opinions. Mayonnaise is fucking disgusting. So Stfu you clown
@redfinstudios67394 жыл бұрын
@@doomsdaydeathbyte54 I had oreos and Orange juice
@mrlevinielsen4 жыл бұрын
“I’m a sick twisted creature of the night” - Review Brah
@toastyboi63713 жыл бұрын
i can relate to this
@bland98763 жыл бұрын
that would explain a lot actually.
@katiekekovich44884 жыл бұрын
When he does his little smile. For whatever reason, I keep seeing Peter Parker (Spider-Man) and now I bet you can’t unsee it either at 5:00
@Gamerchizkdkks4 жыл бұрын
Which one? Tobey, andrew or tom?
@Gamerchizkdkks4 жыл бұрын
Hmmm, i think you referring to tobey
@katiekekovich44884 жыл бұрын
Obviously Tobey
@FFje774 жыл бұрын
Yeahh 😯😯
@sarimhamid78104 жыл бұрын
Tobey Maguire 😆
@Iltbsm3 жыл бұрын
This video actually explains how he stays so incredibly slim despite reviewing fast food, energy drinks and having an unnatural circadian rhythm - no mayo, no milk, no salad dressing, no carbs via pasta. Go figure! Keep doing well, John!
@monke9803 жыл бұрын
@Jeepman89 i wouldn't exactly call mayo an exciting element of one's life.
@snooopdog61263 жыл бұрын
@Jeepman89 you surely have an amazing life with that hatefull attitude of yours, for not reason
@happysloth32082 жыл бұрын
@Jeepman89 pasta is also bland too and it’s not exactly the most healthiest thing. Also after cutting out a lot of my pasta consumption, I get less stomach and skin issues. I prefer rice, over pasta since it’s not irritating. I do like spaghetti squash though and I think it’s better than pasta.
@Teelirious4 жыл бұрын
Man, you are going to HATE my Fettucine-Hot-Dogs-n-Oreos-Mayo-Alfredo-Vinaigrette served in a Vlasic jar.
@albertnortononymous90204 жыл бұрын
You monster
@itsral3n4314 жыл бұрын
You look like a creepy man
@sparetime24754 жыл бұрын
You forgot the MILK
@Repzion4 жыл бұрын
I love you.
@residentsandvich82854 жыл бұрын
Ha. Simp
@TheReportOfTheWeek4 жыл бұрын
Awww .. shucks.
@alexanderhough91754 жыл бұрын
*S I M P*
@komalchoony20764 жыл бұрын
I would simp for brah
@amorphoussolid85124 жыл бұрын
@@komalchoony2076 same. No one else. ReviewBruh is totally acceptable
@adogamerntg80604 жыл бұрын
Family member: *doesn't like mayo* Me: "Tf is wrong with you" Reviewbrah: *doesn't like mayo* Me: "Respect"
@iancal84784 жыл бұрын
Your pfp..lmfao
@bcaye4 жыл бұрын
@Persnikitty, can you provide documentation that mayonnaise originated in Japan?
@fumothfan94 жыл бұрын
Mayo is basically whipped eggs. If you don't like raw eggs you'll hate mayo.
@thisiswrathspeaking20574 жыл бұрын
@@fumothfan9 wait people eat (or drink) raw eggs? damn.
@kylemcgill29664 жыл бұрын
He eats it for the review though. He's the man.
@cherylpacinda46222 жыл бұрын
I love it when he smiles & tries holding back his laugh! He’s adorable!
@alfienoakesIII4 жыл бұрын
That 'mysterious' silver monolith found in the Utah desert - that was ReviewBrah's trouser press. It fell from a plane en route to RB's mansion.
@bahaar28254 жыл бұрын
😂
@kmvstudios90724 жыл бұрын
“I don’t eat my Oreos with milk” Me: I like ‘em plain too Reviewbrah: “I eat them with water” Me: if he was anybody else, I’d be mad
@bcaye4 жыл бұрын
He never once said he drinks Oreos.
@kmvstudios90724 жыл бұрын
@@bcaye fixed
@doomsdaydeathbyte544 жыл бұрын
Try Soda
@bcaye4 жыл бұрын
@@kmvstudios9072, good job!
@george02874 жыл бұрын
He said he washes them down with water
@catcrapinahat4 жыл бұрын
This is the baddest dude on the freaking planet, he's like a real life john wick with a food review youtube channel.
@jimbruttan694204 жыл бұрын
John Wick kills with a pencil, reviewbrah kills with his food reviews
@jamrep96334 жыл бұрын
F pasta. I love it. It just fills me up too quick. I cant enjoy it but I love it. Tiny.tiny plates of a good pasta dish? I'm in. Rock on reviewbrah
@sn0lder4 жыл бұрын
a true patriotic gentleman dips his oreo in coffee
@ajinkyatarodekar90994 жыл бұрын
I have tried it. It tastes awesome.
@sn0lder4 жыл бұрын
@@ajinkyatarodekar9099 yes, that's why i said it
@its_a_poncho4 жыл бұрын
My dad and I would like that but not dipped 👀 Oreos and Coffee is good
@lookoutpiano88773 жыл бұрын
Sounds amazing. I will have to give that a shot.
@rainman1053 жыл бұрын
Comment approved.
@Schaffsbiggestfan4 жыл бұрын
POV: You have been invited to stay the night with Reviewbrah after dinner.
@MrBluman9994 жыл бұрын
A man can dream
@nickkerr60684 жыл бұрын
@@MrBluman999 Or a woman 🤤🤤
@saloneechadha85904 жыл бұрын
@@nickkerr6068 😅 many women would dream
@gman2015z4 жыл бұрын
Reviewbrah has the ladies in the next room waiting after this video.
@Dr0dd4 жыл бұрын
don't give me hope
@jqqck66134 жыл бұрын
The fact that he dresses up to film shows that he respects us enough as his audience to make himself presentable
@hiimmiles17084 жыл бұрын
He dresses like that every day. Like all the time
@batorsagandszerelem44744 жыл бұрын
I don't think he dressed up for this video. This is just Reviewbrah's regular sleeping attire
@grifftrain4 жыл бұрын
He is a classy guy
@joshwongwai35324 жыл бұрын
Dude dresses up to clean his pool.
@user-qu5zr9rj1k4 жыл бұрын
He’s just got drip
@fennerr20304 жыл бұрын
One of the few genuine souls left in this cursed world
@themanwithredglasses62063 жыл бұрын
Right
@dianecandoflamtaps95572 жыл бұрын
I love how how he gets into a really in-depth explanation and review, like he’s speaking about a five star, elegant restaurant, sounding like a true professional we might see being presented along side Gordon Ramsay. But instead he’s talking about how he prefers to eat Oreo cookies and his thoughts about pickles!! I just can’t get enough of you reviewbrah!! 👍👍👍👍
@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un4 жыл бұрын
What in the name of Davy Jones’ locker is a SAL-LAD
@Dani2wheels4 жыл бұрын
Saving all the fast internet for yourself, huh?
@michaelspaulding70604 жыл бұрын
I don't know Kim Joung-un what is a salad?
@abefrohman814 жыл бұрын
Does Davy Jones' locker have a name?
@stringalongmike19534 жыл бұрын
I'm not surprised the Dear Supreme Glorious Leader does not know about salads because he is a well known carnivore. The DPRK is not known for agriculture, horticulture or aquaculture.
@Ren995104 жыл бұрын
You see, it's what our food eats.
@itsgeo67774 жыл бұрын
A person once said that you watch him for the memes you see or you hear people making fun of him so you start to watch him and once you watch him you keep coming back to see him and the more you do you realize you end up liking him and subscribe and you want to keep watching him because it’s interesting and fun I guess and so that’s what happened to me I started liking watching him
@bradleyleacock33814 жыл бұрын
Even when he doesn't like it he eats it and that's why he is the review brah..
@meepandteep3 жыл бұрын
I was gonna like this comment but it has 69 likes
@nrgao4 жыл бұрын
The hot dog story resonates sooo deeply. I'm 32. I used to love them and legitimately eat them 2 or 3 times a week. In the 3rd grade, I was helping grade papers after finishing my work early and threw up all over the papers. I did the same thing the very next time I ate one as well. That was 24 years ago and I haven't touched one since.
@JaneDoe-po4gu3 жыл бұрын
Oh my goodness
@cd36314 жыл бұрын
*"You may be shocked, you may be terrified"*
@Keepsie_911.4 жыл бұрын
*Pickles*
@TheReportOfTheWeek4 жыл бұрын
Lids
@cd36314 жыл бұрын
@ESparda A.K.A.悪魔の死神 _im crying i swear_
@rebo44794 жыл бұрын
@@TheReportOfTheWeek Pickle jar Lids
@robertopavon74534 жыл бұрын
I was shocked then terrified
@ln53214 жыл бұрын
"I don't eat the lid" You're missing out!
@creativedesignation78804 жыл бұрын
Yeah, why would he skip the crunchiest part?
@thezencaliff88914 жыл бұрын
The lid is my favorite
@sofiazar164 жыл бұрын
At this point you're not even human if you don't eat the lid
@glennb334 жыл бұрын
He never needs to shave. His follicles simply refuse to sprout hair. Out of respect. For a face that's God-tier as is.
@maxpower10k4 жыл бұрын
He’s actually 12 and wearing daddy’s suit lol
@loganmccrossen4 жыл бұрын
@@maxpower10k how dare you disrespect Lord ReviewBrah
@jamesgatz53014 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine randomly he has a big ass beard in a video. I’m waiting for that day.
@MSCCA3 жыл бұрын
I had an aversion to noodles for most of my childhood and into my teenage years after a nightmare involving a worm in my pasta. I could still eat it noodles, but it was never something i craved or chose by my own volition. This video made me realize i haven't had this problem for many years now. Goes to show that, like you and hotdogs, these food quirks aren't necessarily permanent.
@Draftsman_of_Doom Жыл бұрын
I don't think John's (or your previous) aversion to noodles is that far fetched, when you consider that there is likely enough media where spaghetti turns out to be worms or entrails that there is a very strong possibility some creators may have similar food aversions. In fact, food aversions in general have influenced popular culture since at least the 20th Century, if not earlier. Consider the fact that an admittedly controversial (as influential as he was) Horror author, the late HP Lovecraft, had an allergy to seafood and incorporated his aversion into his horror stories.
@MSCCA Жыл бұрын
@@Draftsman_of_DoomI'm a Lovecraft fan. Maybe I'll write some fiction about spaghetti eldritch horrors.
@Draftsman_of_Doom Жыл бұрын
@@MSCCA That sounds like an interesting premise. Also, say what you want about Lovecraft's admitted prejudice, his style of writing has influenced countless people.
@kylemcgill29664 жыл бұрын
*Hold on! You eat the sandwich WITH mayo just for us fans? We don't deserve you!*
@ed-zn5bd4 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, I too wear a long sleeve, tie and vest when I dwell in my chambers to procure my rest.
@rockdogg494 жыл бұрын
“I don’t eat the lid” I was busting a gut after this and I think he couldn’t even hold it in
@JaySubi534 жыл бұрын
Time stamp it mate.
@arkane74034 жыл бұрын
@@JaySubi53 10:20
@fruit75564 жыл бұрын
i thought you said nut now gut for some reason
@ianwatson66523 жыл бұрын
,69th like
@Shadbraw4 жыл бұрын
Me: *likes mayo* Reviwebrah: *doesn't like mayo* Me: *doesn't like mayo*
@zoeh.83163 жыл бұрын
ReviewBrah respects your opinions tho. Eat what u like
@JayInDecent3 жыл бұрын
How bout be ur own person and not follow some person on the internet
@pookypoo11692 жыл бұрын
@@JayInDecent he's joking.... How about you don't take the internet so seriously
@Yozamitsu4 жыл бұрын
“Putting Mayo in the hair is a very popular trend in 2020” Big Ed enters the chat 👁👄👁
@jkeeng44 жыл бұрын
I immediately thought of him 😂😂
@zingerbear274 жыл бұрын
🤢🤢🤢
@Yozamitsu4 жыл бұрын
@@jkeeng4 yeah that shit is repulsive your literally a walking potato salad, deviled eggs, sandwich egg salad. It’s just disgusting 😭
@MetalSandman9994 жыл бұрын
My older sister did that as a teenager all the way back in the 90's. One time at a sleepover, some of my friends thought it would be funny to put mayonaise on my head while I slept... Afterwards, when I went to wash the mayonaise and their blood out of my hair, I gotta say my hair was amazingly silky and smooth (and based on previous experience, it wasn't the blood) lol
@Mojoblitz4 жыл бұрын
As soon as he lifted that jar of pickles up, I could feel the pickle industry's stock start to plummet
@Squirrel_3144 жыл бұрын
Cucumber farmers worldwide are rocking back and forth in the fetal position as I type.
@ManyBothansDied4 жыл бұрын
Mr. Vlasic is probably screaming at his people to do something about the goddam lids already!
@vlaja294 жыл бұрын
@@ManyBothansDied My surname is Vlašić, but I did know about this lol. My guess is they moved from Balkans because we are from there originally.
@meme__supreme33734 жыл бұрын
@@Squirrel_314 depends on if they are growing pickling cucumbers or non-pickling cucumbers. There are specific cucumbers that are used for making pickles, some that are used for salads and some other types.
@Jac0bIAm4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahha 😂
@jakeherington72374 жыл бұрын
*Breaking news Mayo consumption drops to zero
@yesplease294 жыл бұрын
Yay
@olianims4 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna go dip my oreos in mountain dew mixed with chicken noodle soup now
@cupcakekittysly46414 жыл бұрын
What the fuck
@elp1413 жыл бұрын
You don’t know until you try it
@jaredatanacio73753 жыл бұрын
better yet, try dipping it on mayo
@wowalamoiz94892 жыл бұрын
@@cupcakekittysly4641 I read this comment in the VJ's voice from Who Killed Captain Alex.
@BugsyFoga4 жыл бұрын
Reviewbrah sleeping attire being a suit makes far too much sense.
@FRESHNESSSSSS4 жыл бұрын
I've gone from being mildly irritated by this chap to being a full, dyed-in-the-wool supporter over the last few months.
@theALTF44 жыл бұрын
@Adam l. Harper this guy is so wholesome and sweet, is mindboggling for me that people can hate him. hes weird...but a sweet kind of weird tbh. and in a world full of twitter twats, self-absorbed justice warriors, haters, bullies and obnoxious politics... his humbleness and soft spoken voice comes out as refreshing and welcome. i really like him : )
@cookiesontoast99814 жыл бұрын
You are the second person I've ever seen use the phrase "dyed in the wool" I guess it is something said more often in certain parts of the world then. The one other guy I've seen that says it in a lot of his videos, I just think he's strange when he says it.
@eragonilo874 жыл бұрын
yes my lord, i will stop eating these foods asap.
@bradymiller77454 жыл бұрын
I was about to like but then I saw the current number
@damsanspokemon64134 жыл бұрын
I like how he sounds so sincere because he knows people will get offended by his own opinion😂
@arandom35yearold4 жыл бұрын
"I dont eat the lid" thank god you had me worried for a moment there
@howiemandealt4 жыл бұрын
Wow! Thanks, ReviewBrah, this very informational video has informed me which foods are bad, and which aren't. I will never look at that food the same!
@TheReportOfTheWeek4 жыл бұрын
Glad it was helpful!
@eevie284 жыл бұрын
..His reply makes me question whether your comment were actually made in sarcasm
@ThatGuy-js4ok4 жыл бұрын
Joeysworldtour: Literally commits fast food genocid Reportoftheweek: critiques and criticizes a pickle jar lid
@Ziroxyl4 жыл бұрын
ReviewBrah> Joey
@Baconatorgamin1235 ай бұрын
I love how this guy shares his inner thoughts about stuff, most people are scared to do that because they think it makes them weak. This is what a real man looks like
@mattc42844 жыл бұрын
Personally I enjoy dipping my oreos in a glass of whiskey.
@propanedealerhank4 жыл бұрын
Nice
@nixter87394 жыл бұрын
Try baileys..... whiskey and cream best of both worlds
@tcmtcm11334 жыл бұрын
My kind of people!!!!
@nugginfutz4 жыл бұрын
Dad?
@FULLMETALCAR4 жыл бұрын
Thats fuckin nasty lol
@liquidblueyes4 жыл бұрын
It would behoove the pasta industry to apologize to Reviewbrah for creating a product that makes him feel uncomfortable.
@FloatingShorts4 жыл бұрын
This is how you have a civilized argument. Respeck
@Beregond18614 жыл бұрын
Ooohh, I'd love to see a debate between people that disagree on a certain topic that is moderated by ReviewBrah.👌
@bobbyiello70664 жыл бұрын
use elastic bands for pickle lids... the big fat blue broccoli bandanas once stretched r the best. ezpz openning anything with elastics wrapped around the lid
@theycallmebeast18374 жыл бұрын
Again. This man is so mysterious. So many unknowns. Just the realist, chillist dawg out there. A mans man.
@Destrokkz4 жыл бұрын
the fact this person that can only be described as "ancient alien interpretation of how a human is" has THIS MUCH charisma baffles me
@Avelcaine4 жыл бұрын
There's a lot of appeal in being true to yourself, and a shocking number of folks just aren't capable of it. Almost no one does it all the time, no matter what. This dude (occasional flights of irony aside) is always genuine, which is a sort of excellence that everyone can appreciate, even if they don't relate to him directly.
@Archisorte4 жыл бұрын
POV: You woke up on Reviewbrah's bed after a long night at the bar.
@williambeck63644 жыл бұрын
.....and he looks like this!
@amorphoussolid85124 жыл бұрын
And I think 'oh thank all the stars this is the best possible outcome, better than I had any right to hope for after the obscenities I perpetrated last night'
@jamesgatz53014 жыл бұрын
*gets roofied* *wakes up to a baconator and RotW is giving you a full in depth review*
@osukaa4 жыл бұрын
@@jamesgatz5301 😂
@eeesuhhh4 жыл бұрын
If I could be so lucky
@grifftrain4 жыл бұрын
I love the way classes up you tube. It’s nice to see someone who treats his audience with respect
@Stevenmulraney4 жыл бұрын
10:05 that jar is definitely missing pickles. He must have a pickle jar opener on staff.
@tiredapplestar4 жыл бұрын
No pasta?! No mayo?! And to think, I was about to leave my husband for you!
@TheReportOfTheWeek4 жыл бұрын
Nobody's perfect.
@atexcj4 жыл бұрын
@@TheReportOfTheWeek yo are lol
@asenozukum55224 жыл бұрын
😂
@yayawilliams83174 жыл бұрын
Him: “ if ur in bed, pull the covers up high. Thats all i can say.” Me: “yes sir, so wise👁👄👁”
@CODmontages1103 жыл бұрын
I’m so glad he reassured us that we anything we like is normal. I always thought it was weird that I dip my Oreo cookies in the pickle jar juice. Now I’m no longer ashamed.
@frankvincent3104 жыл бұрын
Have you ever considered streaming on twitch or is that not possible because of partnership with youtube? Sorry if you have already answered this question.
@TheReportOfTheWeek4 жыл бұрын
I don't think I can because I'm with KZbin, so I thought. Maybe I'm wrong? It seems exhausting streaming for hours on end.
@TProphet4 жыл бұрын
@@TheReportOfTheWeek There is a tool that allows streaming to both Twitch and KZbin: onetwostream.com/blog/twitch-youtube-streaming/ - why not livestream the VORW broadcast? You're doing it live anyway. :)
@HarmlessComment4 жыл бұрын
@@TProphet he can stream where he wants and how he wants, his fans will find him.
@MaRKeyBoY20004 жыл бұрын
@@TheReportOfTheWeek you absolutely can stream on twitch as well as post videos on KZbin!
@richardridings33364 жыл бұрын
Definitely stream your radio show! I wouldn't do it on KZbin due to algorithms. But that's a whole other market for your business!
@camobash24624 жыл бұрын
Yay. I finally found someone who doesn’t eat salads with dressing. My whole family doesn’t get dressing on their salads and people think it’s so weird
@theSlowBroke3 жыл бұрын
I'm the only one in my family this way. I especially get weird looks here in Texas where they dish it with more dressing than salad.
@MinatheRaichu2 жыл бұрын
I eat some salads with just salt n lemon. I like sour
@anonymouscheesepie37682 жыл бұрын
i don’t use dressing either, it ruins the point of salads being healthy. plus i like the taste of an undressed salad
@doomedamerica2 жыл бұрын
You are weird, and i dont like it!
@hollydaugherty262010 ай бұрын
Not really. There are vitamins that require some amount of fat for the vitamins to be useable by the human body. A traditional olive oil and vinegar dressing is perfectly healthy. Fat does not equal unhealthy. It is a human necessity. @@anonymouscheesepie3768
@stephaniejoobern10014 жыл бұрын
I have to say: seeing ReviewBrah in such casual attire is very surprising!
@fernpark88803 жыл бұрын
The Oreo and milk thing reminds me of the movie Friday. When he doesn't have any milk for the cereal, he's about to throw it out. Then his dad says "Better put some water on that damn shit!"
@paulcrowe33834 жыл бұрын
"Milk does not bother me, it never has" killed me.
@FaithfulTemplar4 жыл бұрын
ReviewBrah: *uploads* Me: My excitement is immeasurable, and my day isn't ruined.
@MrJonjontheman4 жыл бұрын
and my day is *saved*
@inksuckeye14 жыл бұрын
I was in bed and was a little cold and was immediately comfortable when he suggested I pull it up. He knows me so well.
@jiul49074 жыл бұрын
Of course god knows you
@corvinredacted Жыл бұрын
Not only are pickle lids far too difficult to remove, it is unsettling how little they turn when you put them back on. I never feel like I can trust the seal. Also, they corrode, making them a bad option for reuse. I understand that the mason-style jars are likely the best option for the pickling process, but I really hate them.... Though at least they aren't as loathsome as cans.
@sidhanthdas21964 жыл бұрын
Man called that “sleeping attire” 😂
@colbywhite41924 жыл бұрын
“I wanted to make a casual video for you today” *still wears a suit and tie*
@Zeldaschampion4 жыл бұрын
Another example of John showing his professionalism. If I were a radio company, I would hire him on the spot.
@LexiBandGeek4 жыл бұрын
Who is John ? Is reviewbrah john?
@Zeldaschampion4 жыл бұрын
@@LexiBandGeek Curious who else do you think I could possibly be talking about since there is only ever one person on these videos.
@thegoodkush10173 жыл бұрын
You described mayo perfectly, "it just bothers me" 😂
@dylan_18844 жыл бұрын
I usually am irrationally angry at “picky” eaters but you’ve made me turn a new leaf reviewbrah. I respect your choices.
@mimilopmemes79152 жыл бұрын
most picky eaters are neurodivergent and can't eat certain things due to sensory issues.. so yikes..
@hollydaugherty262010 ай бұрын
@@mimilopmemes7915 Not sure where you get your medical facts but being a picky eater does not mean you are likely to be "neurodivergent". Being different or quirky does not mean you have a psychiatric difference.
@roddmatsui35544 жыл бұрын
I texturize my food as I see fit. “I hope no one is harmed by it, I hope no one is hurt by it,” this is very funny. Like a crazy mad tea party, that’s what this is like.
@DanielMendoza-ny1hs4 жыл бұрын
I've never been so interested in someone's food quirks before
@LolaDiaryOfWonderland3 жыл бұрын
I love you and your content YOUR SUCH A GENTLEMAN the most responsible and respectful and respectable person of this time! You nothing like other mukbangers! No allegations, no trolling, no lies, no controversies. You the best one yet!❤️
@TurtleChad14 жыл бұрын
A Turtle approved this review.
@ScoobertTheVile4 жыл бұрын
Nice
@silverback27734 жыл бұрын
Nice
@MarkCadz4 жыл бұрын
Mice
@rocketgarcia52454 жыл бұрын
Rice
@lefroy14 жыл бұрын
Dice
@ThatsHowThingsAre4 жыл бұрын
"I dont eat the lid." Oh ok
@Cow1337Saver3 жыл бұрын
The bed pillow and lampshade and the candle stand give me grandmother vibes and i feel so safe and a feeling of warmth comes over me.