How to Get Guys to Stop Sending You D**k Pics - Josh Johnson - Stand-Up Featuring

[@catchthesedreams92]

Zoo Lion: "HE'S FROM THE STREETS!!"

[@notabot3013]

CATCHTHESEDREAMS “he’s being dIfIcUlT”

[@DillHurley7]

I felt like the crowd laughed but didn't truly get that joke based on Josh reaction. Maybe just me

[@Hokuto_Tongi]

Your eyes say “meow”

[@kimberlyolivier6505]

🤣🤣🤣

[@BTanny777]

😂😂😂😂

[@ThatsABitPersonal]

One time we were at the zoo and my dad sneezed so violently the lion got startled

[@thagrandpubah]

🤣

[@jordanabasham]

I had a friend go on a zip line at the zoo and she screamed so loud all the tigers that were sleeping were awake

[@shoumikghosal]

🤣🤣🤣

[@horsenuggets1018]

Well, it is a dad sneeze

[@babowasalwayshere]

In the lion's defense, dads do tend to have a kind of terrifying sounding sneeze for some reason. If I didn't know what was making that sound, I'd probably be startled as well lol

[@NotGahruvey]

Man went from no hair to full on fro. Dude is hilarious

[@RamblinGamblinStan]

David Crook i thought it was a wig and at the end he would pull it off or something.

[@joetellez208]

Bruh fr i had to do a double take on if it was him or someone else lmao

[@dark3rthanshadows]

that's how he rocks, sometimes almost full bald, then full afro there's no middle ground to him

[@warhammer1]

@YoungMoe155 Gotta admit, not much sideburns game goin on.. makes it look like it might be a wig. lol Dude's starting to get buff too.

[@petitio_principii]

Great recovery from cancer.

[@Caroline28483]

"My phone would buzz and I would pray there weren't two penises in my pants" This crowd is giving him nothing, that's easily one of the funniest lines I've ever heard in stand-up comedy

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

Came here specifically for this comment.

[@hotandstuff8277]

i figured it out like 2 seconds after 😭😂

[@myheartwillstopinjoy8142]

​@@hotandstuff8277 I don't get it what does it mean

[@shizaanimations7634]

@@myheartwillstopinjoy8142 He keeps his phone in his pocket, he’s receiving a picture of a penis… Two penises in his pants.

[@jardinise4292]

That’s what I’m fucking saying!!!🫠😭😭😭

[@rae8961]

"I don't love you" *walks away*

[@madisonkarl7881]

HAHAH my dad did that😌

[@margaritam.9118]

Madison Karl 😭😭😭

[@Delimon007]

@@madisonkarl7881 OOF

[@TheOriginalLexa]

I am watching this late while my husband is sleeping and when he said that I laughed hard and woke him up 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@aseroooooooo]

@@TheOriginalLexa what tf are u doing this late lol

[@LipstickNTrees]

“The meat didn’t come out of this one he’s being diffiiiiiicuullltt”! 😂😂

[@tiffakang4525]

I giggled my ass off

[@niconline2834]

Ok Liza a

[@aerialwilliams9418]

😂😂😂

[@annnee6818]

That was HILARIOUS

[@TCt83067695]

1:14

[@jamiefinn4438]

"nobody who's ever died at the zoo started a sentence with therefore" that's such a good line. And so easy to adapt to general use

[@jamiefinn4438]

@OGPIMPDADDY666 not as of yet..

[@Diddlebop49]

Jamie Finn My PaPa ClEtuS bAcKwoOd dIeD At ThE ZoE

[@yakigesher-zion7289]

Stevie Wonder and yet you misspelled therefore

[@jamiefinn4438]

@@yakigesher-zion7289 *and yet he. can't make grammatical mistakes when pointing out a typo... But thanks for letting me know.

[@ef1876]

“And so easy to adapt to general use” really makes me wonder what kinds of conversations you’re having in your day to day life

[@nind7171]

The way he holds a mic is a show in itself, i don't know why it looks so magic.

[@JohnDBlue]

Some of the best comedians are those who hold their mic all fucked like. See Anthony Jeselnik

[@judethaddeus9856]

@Playlist merchant lmao

[@hoost3056]

This is how the old school mc's and game show announcers did it. 80's and back.

[@thisiswhatilike54]

Check Andrew Schulz. He holds it the same way

[@davidaugustofc2574]

He looks like he sings and dances a lot of pop

[@fustian_hippo]

"I would pray that there weren't two penises in my pants" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 that line is so underrated.... it deserves more laughs

[@TheBarry001]

Chandler M. Bing right I had to literally think about it for a minute

[@dgrdst5810]

Yeh he paused for a second as well

[@stanamilanovich3956]

It's a beautiful moment.

[@wanphodada7695]

I didn't get it..

[@dgrdst5810]

@@wanphodada7695 if his phone buzzed someone sent him a dick pic. His phone is in his pants If someone sent a dick pick It would pop up as image notification. Basically meaning there is a penis on his phone So in total there are two penises in his pants aside from his peanut penis aswell

[@awdawdawdwa]

Dude he's changed so much like he has so much more emotion when he talks now its crazy

[@juliangray7119]

Who are you bro And more confidence

[@clarenceclarence9529]

I liked his dryer delivery a little more, but he still slays.

[@EasyDuzzit]

Probably doesnt wanna be compared to jerrod carmichael anymore

[@nii_amart]

Yeah....he used to be really chill on stage.

[@rexflores8461]

I think now he's more comfortable on stage

[@chickenfoot2423]

zoo lion in the grasslands: im in the ghetto *ratatataa*

[@TheGothicRichard]

😂

[@tyshawngreen5759]

😂😂😂

[@juanpablooliva5382]

You deserve more likes sir

[@MariaPerez-mi7jl]

Bruh.... Hahahah I'm wheezing ,😂😂👌🏽

[@smilesfordays]

This is the essence of the movie Madagascar.

[@kkbpeacd9991]

i just ask them where's the rest of it... that usually kills their ego

[@navi3430]

😂😂😂

[@thejanssen6030]

Unlikely. If they're enough of an over confident asshole to send one in the first place, middle school comments won't change much.

[@uniquelyunique1]

LMAO!! Beautifully clever!! 😅🤣😂

[@Corn0nTheCobb]

@@thejanssen6030 middle school comment? 🤔 I am very confusion

[@Cantetinza17]

"Why would you send me a picture of your big toe"?

[@buttercup5625]

"Better...worse?" "They're all bad" I FELT THAT

[@buttercup5625]

@@cyb3r.k4ndy i gotta go back soon and I'm just kinda like... "Please don't get angry at me they're both kinda bad" 🤣

[@raanianna4455]

I had that too. The optician was getting really frustrated with me, because he thought I am not telling the truth, but then he discovered that my eyes are just dry, and that's why there was no difference no matter what he tried on me... So i just got some eyegel and they were fine after that. The thing is it is normally an old person problem, so he hadn't even considered that could be the issue with me...

[@wiggilytaco7570]

@@raanianna4455 That's so careless. Before I got the giant goggles I was asked if my eyes felt ok. "No dryness or nothing?" He had me in and out like a fast food worker but he took care of me.

[@G.of.J.]

That’s why i might get lasik this year🥰😂

[@nopep5606]

mhm

[@coainc]

the line ”sebastian sounds like the worst thing that he’ll do is roast u about the wallpaper” was so slept on

[@tigerrooster.9349]

nicola wilkman kzbin.info/www/bejne/eqWvg6aso9pjj7c he stole the joke from robin williams

[@SebastianQMrk]

He better have some nice wallpaper

[@isaiahbastille4967]

My old manager was a flamboyant gay dude named Sabastian. Can confirm

[@Gorrest]

Did anybody else think of episode 1 of Black Butler?

[@emmettdonkeydoodle6230]

Tiger Rooster Watched the entire video, nothing about the two jokes were similar except the premise...

[@maxinev4877]

Josh Johnson is truly the master of timing. His jokes a delivered seemingly so effortless, but the effect is so deliberate.

[@mattasticmattattack8546]

he's A master

[@treemugger3590]

He reminds me of John Mulaney in some ways

[@alvinduran6549]

This is awful. This is like the Friends of stand up

[@michaelfonseca4369]

@MonomanTV He's very good, though. He'll get better. He reminds me of a straight version of Jaboukie Young-White.

[@Waterflow07]

Him and Michael Che in that Netflix special

[@_aiko020]

"The urkle of lions."

[@TheBassicBassist]

"No one who has died at the zoo has ever started a sentence with 'therefore'." What a great joke.

[@maureenchikeka219]

Flew right over their heads sadly, this set was brilliant!!!

[@dinab4444]

.....I honestly didn’t get it. Can someone explain it ^~^

[@maureenchikeka219]

@@dinab4444 Intellectuals begin sentences with words like "Therefore" and other not-so-regular words....he's insinuating we are not losing any smart person at the zoo cos you have to be pretty dumb to get killed by a domesticated, restrained animal.

[@dinab4444]

Alfie Maurice oh I got it 😂 Thanks

[@TheAshpwns]

@@dinab4444 Usually kids die at the zoo

[@phoebetaber8280]

He's actually onto something with the hurricane names. There was a study about how hurricanes with female names are more dangerous because people don't take them as seriously. It's called "Female Hurricanes are deadlier than male hurricanes" if you want to look it up.

[@JackboMack]

Phoebe Taber the just alternate male and female names from A-Z throughout every hurricane season.

[@sarasthoughts]

@@maxotto9877 oh my god hahhah

[@makenzie9023]

at that point it’s natural selection lol

[@randallflagg6862]

if they had male names, they'd be himmicanes

[@theeternalflame4563]

@@randallflagg6862 I'm disappointed but still nose laughed

[@era9402]

“Stephanie?”

[@stefanikaci6915]

yes?😂

[@horsenuggets1018]

“I used to be Stephen”

[@anoriginalname.8234]

@@horsenuggets1018 PLEASEEE IMAGINE-

[@sweetpotato8384]

A Stephanie somewhere felt nervous reading this🤣

[@stephanieboekhoudt1786]

@@sweetpotato8384 I got nervous😭

[@sarahhale-pearson533]

So damn talented. Most comedians have an aura of darkness around them. This guy’s just pure light.

[@leaaugusta9924]

Yes! I see the same! 😊

[@bonniesomedy1339]

Thanks for articulating what I've been experiencing but couldn't put into words!

[@carrots7216]

The more hair he grows, the more emotion he shows.

[@kevinkassoka8628]

He is a saiyen comedian

[@anthonywhitaker37]

@@kevinkassoka8628 saiyn**

[@Bmoreflow]

Cole Whitaker saiyan actually

[@Bmoreflow]

Cole Whitaker idk how u incorrectly correct someone 😂

[@anthonywhitaker37]

@@Bmoreflow I utilize autism mostly

[@ahmedabdu8948]

I take my eye off this dude for 1 second and he got a full ass Afro

[@googleedood9721]

Bruz, next time you blink, Josh will be doing a 1 hour special on Netflix with a FULL beard 🤣

[@theotherriley3033]

They grow too fuccing fast

[@elonnamcpeters674]

RIGHT!?! Next he will have dreads.

[@KamalasNotLikeUs]

Afro chia

[@slipperyhippo7539]

Yoooooooo

[@nathanielthomas9178]

This guys always gets bad crowds. I’m over here rolling

[@jordanmortensen]

Nathaniel Thomas right

[@DeiHarper9361]

Obviously they've never started a sentence "therefore"

[@carlosmarte3154]

Nathaniel Thomas Deadpan comedy isn’t really “laugh out loud” funny to a lot of people. Same with thoughtful comedy like Carlin. You enjoy it, but it doesn’t have you reeling.

[@ECytchannel]

the quality of the mic is too good for its own good, you can’t even hear the comedian’s breath, no noise, nothing... Only clean voice. Believe it or not, this takes away the feeling of stand up a little bit.

[@chowmane9584]

I like how people say "He aLwAyS gEtS bAd CrOwDs" never stoping to think maybe people just don't find him funny

[@shoumakyo]

I honestly really liked this set! His lines make people laugh naturally because the delivery is so casual; he talks like he didn't rehearse anything and the genuineness of him just shines through. It's like a surprise every time he drops a line, in the best way. He kept a smile on my face almost the entire video.

[@OnyxChinchilla]

"Hurricane gun control" now that will REALLY scare the Texans!

[@scp--297]

Yeah, it would!

[@acrusader9773]

*heavy country breathing*

[@OnyxChinchilla]

You can hear the slight Texan panic.....

[@OnyxChinchilla]

Guys you were supposed to keep the likes at 69 what the hell....

[@haydenmize3149]

I'm Texan and I gotta say, yeah it would scare the Texans

[@EmraGreen]

Why can't he have a Netflix special? He's got a lot great material

[@hjhy573]

Nope

[@Wxhiid]

Nah

[@TheNightwalker247]

I would definitely watch if he gets one that dude has some hilarious stories. One of my favs is his catfishing the kkk

[@elijahwhitfield428]

Because hes not politically based

[@darlene971]

He just needs to transition better

[@mrscoffeebeanqueen]

This crowd doesn't deserve him. I'm wiping tears from my eyes and they're throwing out pity chuckles.

[@MsJamusic]

mrscoffeebeanqueen They we’re probably nervous. He hit too close to home...

[@fe5018]

They don't sound like pity chuckles

[@joooooolea]

MsJamusic bruh fr tho

[@Jesse__H]

small venue

[@gayvagina7353]

4:05

[@msyana6418]

I was depressed asf and Josh Johnson cheered me up. He's such a talented comic

[@padawanguy360]

nobody: josh johnson: *p e n i s e s e s*

[@zer0arts34]

Your pfp says it all

[@erikamarie1303]

Also funny

[@kamilahfw8391]

Penii

[@mr.muffindan.m3367]

i wouldn't complain about it xD

[@anthonylewis8935]

I read this as soon as he said it😂

[@josephchen920]

He for sure deserves way more hype than this crowd is giving him

[@beanslol1725]

@@anjanamenon8821 we cant even see the crowd lmao. Just a bad crowd in general i guess.

[@monaalvarez]

@@anjanamenon8821 3:48

[@tenshhi]

@@monaalvarez 5:05

[@hayatzor6249]

You don't have to scream when you enjoy...

[@davidtogi5878]

Naah most of his stand ups are like this. Its just his style. He prob not the type to make you lol ed so hard. He just chuckles you. And its fine, this kind of light joke are fun too.

[@josephicha9150]

you receive a picture of a wang, send a picture of a wang back *IsSa BoOmeWaNg*

[@Charlezard.]

Wang in, wang out.

[@cloutelfin8323]

Ok best comment

[@aTomallic]

You have no right to make me genuinely laugh for 5 seconds

[@boblackross3571]

Google how to delete someone else's youtube comment?

[@RabblesTheBinx]

You had 666 likes. Now you have 667. Now people will stop refusing to like your comment because of the number. You're welcome.

[@laetitiapohl138]

I died at the "Stephanie" joke

[@stephaniejefferson6566]

I’d wake up in the morning, thank the Lord for a new day ... 😃

[@mommamia9948]

“It could graduate to a category mixed grand babies” 😂😂😂 this killed me

[@butterflyqueen9260]

🤣🤣🤣

[@vercas.1664]

Yess 😂😂😂

[@GammerGurten]

No one who has died at the zoo has ever started a sentence with , "therefore." I'm stealing that.

[@Bloodfangmh]

Same

[@GammerGurten]

Unbox and Destroy A person would use “therefore” when making an intellectual argument. A person who dies in a zoo is not intellectual and therefore would not use the word “therefore,” to start a sentence.

[@juniper6069]

Unbox and Destroy you have obviously never started a sentence with therefore lol

[@sirVhailor]

@@GammerGurten intellectual people would also not start a sentence with "therefore", because you don't start sentences with "therefore"

[@lukelisiecki361]

@@sirVhailor Yes you can. Therefore, you are wrong

[@watchingandlurking]

Josh look like he's stuck in a limbo between looking like a suburban mom and an 80s band

[@justsomeguy1014]

lil nugs same

[@beepbeepcasucha]

What you're looking for is '70s rollerblading championship'

[@watchingandlurking]

@@beepbeepcasucha the only valid response

[@blackdiamonds6356]

Is he gay?

[@BranZHamZ]

Undercover Mother

[@TheYazmanian]

"Bobby brings brisket to brunch" - Yo this dude is straight up poetic during a comedy set. The alliteration was completely unexpected! Loved it!

[@bonniesomedy1339]

Not only is Josh a great comedian on so many different levels, but his followers have great comments too. For us nerdy overeducated types, those little nuances are pure gold. It's like we've finally found our tribe! Thanks for articulating it.

[@isabellazelaya7028]

His number neighbor did him dirty

[@SilverIrisWhisper]

Not gonna lie I give out my fake number so often I accidentally give it out by mistake and when I correct myself (I only change the last digit) the look I get from people...

[@madeleineprice3556]

Sarah Terry people who give out fake numbers are little bitches, only an insecure girl would feel put on the spot rejected some stranger guy, I’d straight up say no I’m not giving you my phone number. Sad.

[@ahhh4117]

Madeleine Price sometimes the guy feels threatening, and I use my phone number for a lot of different financial programs and I would really rather no one commit identity fraud

[@peiyamada1653]

Hi number neighbor from reddit

[@jazblanding3098]

Madeleine Price how does tht make them insecure? y’all just be saying anything on the internet

[@user-fq1ig3uy3q]

"Stephanie?!?" 😂

[@shinylilfish]

"it's Kathy"

[@YourArmsGone]

"It's Stefon now."

[@peshgirl]

Yeah?

[@user-fq1ig3uy3q]

@@peshgirl lol

[@JAHDCypha]

@@peshgirl lmaooo in done im out this comment section u killin me😂😂😂

[@Honeysweetzinc]

He isn't lying send them a picture of one bigger than his. Works like charm.

[@sapphirejones7302]

🤣🤣🤣

[@jaybee5832]

Exactly!

[@aaidenbatts2844]

Doesn’t work when ur gay

[@jaybee5832]

Send back pic of a big A$$ pair of scissors,. 😂🤣😉

[@JuicyMcnamus]

That doesn't work.. i'll just say bigger isnt always better and send a pic of the balls

[@renaehorne3283]

His last joke "you confederate bastard" I'M CRY LAUGHING FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE😂😂😂😂😂

[@gissellept]

"I DONT LOVE YOU and walked away" lol my socially awkward ass related to that joke a little too much.

[@joey1975ish]

My gosh, he’s the cutest! So funny and he just has a joyful look about him.

[@RowdyBoy82]

I think he's super handsome too!

[@willapotter5455]

Oh yes, agreed :)

[@roselynnpark9586]

he got some beautiful hands

[@judethaddeus9856]

What’s a « joyful look »?

[@joey1975ish]

@@judethaddeus9856 a look of joy. Just a happy, content look about him.

[@erloser6942]

Zoo lions don’t roar they say “Rawr XD”

[@morganmiller5413]

And their names are Alex, and they dance

[@lql1094]

They're controlled by a chip placed in their brains. When the keepers want them to sound off (because it's not a natural roar as Josh said) they press the remote and the poor lions mechanically sound off. Thinking about it, they might not even be real animals but something like animatronics like at Chuck E. Cheeses -- just made to look close to the real thing.🤔🤔🤔🤔 The government is terrible. 🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@mondaysinsanity8193]

@@lql1094 or...or...the lions are sad

[@drn1069]

@@lql1094 what

[@broabi7690]

@@lql1094 that would be great bur you are talking about a country that rather let his people die than giving more money for theire medecine. Do you know how mutch a siborg mechatronik lion would cost ? Its waaay easy to cidnap one and puting him in a zoo

[@lilymoore9901]

his delivery, his tone, the timing.....it’s so good

[@Ron-Ayres]

He has such an easy style and a velvety mellow tone to his voice - new fan from Across The Pond, here!

[@callmer0naef330]

"it's why I don't care. I don't care when people die at the zoo." Lmaoooo

[@TheGothicRichard]

I wanted more zoo jokes

[@lanceslinks5624]

did you call yourself Feanor?

[@mjuarbes]

He looks like morty from a universe where he's black.

[@LeratoM98]

I wish I could describe how much that made me laugh, that's dead-on😭😂😂😂.

[@indicakid4866]

No he doesnt him and morty just have tiny fros

[@RoGuExPaNcAkE]

💀🤣💀🤣💀🤣💀

[@bellalenee263]

😂😂😂😂 he does

[@Quantum_GirlE]

@@indicakid4866 Its not always just looks bro. lol

[@nappagamingg]

Everyone talking about how he has a fro now, no-one noticing that hes getting swole too

[@kaavyab1009]

I like to imagine him still doing curls like "AUGH!"

[@Myunsolicitedthoughts]

Yea he look like he been hitting them weights

[@Ophidimancer]

My gay ass noticed.

[@doubledewdagod]

His chest

[@chanteldor9545]

Thanks cuz my eyes went straight to them pecs😂

[@em.n.emily7]

I saw one of his comedy show from 3 years ago, and he’s improved so much in his timing, expressions, and volume when needed. 😂😊

[@Crit-Chance]

When it comes to the plural form, I myself am partial to "penii".

[@Ardorstorm]

Sir Caco penii gang

[@kimf.5409]

LOL

[@Sicaughtik]

How often in life are you not just talking about dicks.. but multiple dicks.. that you needed to invent a term to describe them all?

[@nevaladder]

@@Sicaughtik It comes up in conversation more than you think. 😂

[@guentermcbuenter2651]

pen15z

[@airline_peanuts]

This guy is unique, smart, cutting and funny while still somehow being really nice and genuine.

[@electricdragonsauce]

A racist rooster would be a Confeatherate.

[@wandanemer2630]

Thank you.

[@antionettejackson8355]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@serfansalot5646]

_Ba Dum Tss_

[@ronalddebbarma6882]

Nice one

[@izukumidoriya641]

Underappreciated lmaooo

[@MomCatMeows]

This kid is going places. His delivery is so unique.

[@zachmorgan486]

Been watching this guy for a few years now. He's always been funny but you can really see his improvement in delivery and confidence on stage from when he first started. Definitely one of my favorite young comedians.

[@BeGlamourlicious]

This kid is soooo good, I bet the KKK is still sad that he didn’t join.

[@andilemkhuma9286]

Kid? He's 33

[@chocolatesugar-lovage9678]

@Ferb Fletcher Agreed! 😮👏👏👏💘

[@itiswhatitis3339]

We are😟

[@lunaticgaming7967]

@@itiswhatitis3339 LMFAO

[@viceroybear6298]

Out of the top 100 things that black people should be afraid of the KKK isn't even on the list, that's why these low-hanging fruit KKK jokes are so lame

[@jonathanelliott7645]

He looks more like the microphone than the microphone

[@victoriavintage9568]

Whaat🤣🤣🤣?

[@polardirt4835]

XD

[@limashopping7346]

🤣🤣🤣

[@drdoof2940]

I'm the 69th like

[@jobeydley973]

Underrated

[@theradioactiveplayer3461]

"Hurricane Lequisha" [Air raid sirens across the Deep South]

[@SavageGreywolf]

Hurricane Democratic Sheriff

[@theradioactiveplayer3461]

@@SavageGreywolf *_AW HOLEY GAWD_*

[@thewayhobibrokeitdowninhan6083]

@@theradioactiveplayer3461 LOL

[@miickey519]

This can be bad advise, my friend got sent a pic, she sent one back at him and it turned out... he was bi... 🤦🏽‍♀️😂

[@wandanemer2630]

No one ever sees Us coming! 💙💜❤

[@nam6128]

We're sneaky freakies

[@norainnoflowers1551]

Miickey LMFAO plot twist XD

[@oshawott946]

What do you do then 🥺

[@miickey519]

EvanYes. No idea 😂

[@janmihevc7785]

"Hurricane Tyrone" would put a smile on my face

[@blackkyurem720]

@Inkosi-Inathi Memani Saame

[@markfoster1520]

Why not "Hurricane Felicia?"

[@Zeal808]

Bro that would have been fire lol

[@ascraeusorange9157]

Hurricane Shaniqua

[@trap1517]

“Tyrone the Cyclone”

[@GH0STFX]

Evolution of this guy is great, his "KKK Catfish" standup he seemed a little timid and awkward (which could have been his style), but he seems more confident in his comic abilities. Love this dude

[@Tysoreny]

This that same guy???

[@dsgpiccolo]

@@Tysoreny yeah

[@Myunsolicitedthoughts]

His style definitely has changed and he has open up a lot but his delivery is still on point😂😂😂😂

[@ILikeCHEEZ9]

kkk catfish is golden. It's one of those stories That's just funny and only gets better with a good delivery

[@clunkyinc.5156]

@@Myunsolicitedthoughts He kinda sounded like a son trying to tell a story to his mom without snitching on himself.

[@brownieluvsyall]

Josh: I thought I could see the future. Then I realized I had common sense. *Saiki k: Wait-*

[@djimaaoi3178]

among us

[@KC16A6]

I burst out laughing really loudly at "... to see who's thinking about me" hahahahahaha

[@mariorioriot]

dude's got a very positive vibe about him

[@HirutKonjo]

Lmao half these comments are just y’all roasting his appearance his jokes are golden though he deserves better

[@apothecurio]

Just people feeling guilty about what he’s talking about.

[@ranimalgaming2046]

Her*

[@장건홍]

When I was at the eye doctor last the lady was like, “Ok what is this?” Me: “Uhhh, P?” Her: “We’re doing numbers sweetie.” Edit: It was a 5…

[@questionablepersonwithques7338]

They are roasting his appearance? What is there to roast him about? I didn't see anyof this comments before.

[@As8bakwTheSage]

honestly I really enjoy this guy so much - he's such a delight

[@richardsalmon2134]

The hurricanes named after mixed grandbabies and woman Presidents... This guy is tickling me!!!

[@tigerrooster.9349]

Richard Salmon kzbin.info/www/bejne/eqWvg6aso9pjj7c it’s not his joke. He stole it from famous comedian robin williams

[@idunnowhatimdoin]

Robin Williams was brilliant but that's not the same joke. They just made similar observations. Many people, comedians or otherwise, have noted the same thing about hurricanes and names. There have been literal studies on it. www.cnn.com/2016/09/01/health/female-hurricanes-deadlier-than-male-hurricanes-trnd/index.html

[@devoneciaswartz2026]

"Roosters are the most racist- we never talk about it, but they are" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@raphealwood4434]

I love the rooster bit!

[@belovedwoman3398]

"Everytime I hear it 🐓 I think; 'Okay! you Confederate bastard, now you're gonna get it." - 😅😂😅

[@lizsmith1018]

“I dOn’T lOvE yOu” *walks away*

[@akawale9017]

Gotta try that one

[@imhonestlyjusthereforloki.6196]

the day I hear hurricane Jeff Bazos, forget the state, I'm leaving the country.

[@elizabethuland2270]

That whole phone case thing is weirdly accurate...

[@wandanemer2630]

I know right? Like, you clrearly are looking for Death right there! XD

[@LaTiaBrenda]

Yyyyyyuuup!

[@dongadson1099]

Nope. Like Hannibal Buress, I believe in myself. That's why I don't use the lap-napkin when I eat.

[@lql1094]

@@dongadson1099 You better believe in biology and STDs too.🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@vgbig9390]

In 2019 Texas made unwanted Dicc picks punishable by law, it's a misdemeanor here now. Fine up to $500

[@SunflowerOfTheEast]

That $500 should go to the person that received the pic. It'll pay for a few sessions of therapy

[@vgbig9390]

@Rapid Studios by U.S. law, anyone is innocent until "proven" guilty. So I'm sure...

[@steamedbun9459]

Yup, my friend probably gonna get hit with a fine he still sending them

[@vgbig9390]

@Rapid Studios If your store got robbed and the employee was shot on cam with a clear view of the criminals face. I'd hope you don't just "delete the proof."

[@vgbig9390]

We live in 2019, you should have copies before anything got deleted if you truly wished to proceed legal actions...

[@margarethkatsuno9908]

“We misuse the word karma.” Smartest thing I’ve heard a man say

[@shotglassanhero]

Look up Alan Watts perspective on how westerners view karma. Y’all can get deeper.

[@shotglassanhero]

@Jolyne Cujoh No, that is exactly the misunderstanding of karma. Short Version: kzbin.info/www/bejne/l3TKeoWca8uVndk Long Version: kzbin.info/www/bejne/qIO1dZyAZaeoe68

[@miltonjames4429]

Thank u

[@petermkn2816]

Karma=Action

[@lauranovak8407]

@@petermkn2816 karma: the universal law of causality (cause and effect) = thought, word and deed (action)

[@yazwithluv]

the people who disliked are afraid of reincarnating as a chicken and being personally fried by josh johnson himself

[@pryncessyanni]

Precisely!

[@Jaisean]

14:24 “ni.. ni.. niGGAAAA” that part killed me 😂😂😂😂🤣

[@raphealwood4434]

Yes killer

[@e.y.e.r.i.x]

The "category 5 mixed grand babies"hit close to home for me.....because I am one

[@Iquey]

Are you a category 5 though?

[@e.y.e.r.i.x]

@@Iquey most definitely

[@DM-bv9uh]

@@e.y.e.r.i.x So, can I have your IG Ms Catergory 5?

[@forceton]

@@DM-bv9uh Smooth, not effective but smooth

[@streetracer1o124]

He gives me 1980s-1990s vibes He’s unique, calm, collective, and different He’s cool ☺️

[@stephaniejefferson6566]

“Do you wanna TRY one more time?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@youtubesecurity7992]

I wasn't prepared for the rooster bit... _"Ni-ni-ni-GGGAHHH"_ 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@divineeternally2502]

Ohmygoodness! I wasn't either but that 💩 was golden!! 😂😂😂😂

[@quegoinin11]

if he sends one and you say “awww cute” he will never send another one again

[@Xiras709]

🤣🤣🤣

[@mylissapooh]

False. I've tried this and he sent more to try to prove me wrong.

[@chloeviolets6865]

I personally use the microscope emoji as a response but I'll try this next time to mix it up a bit :)

[@sinbad188]

Mel u prettiful

[@heydumbass758]

Jesus Christ you don’t have to do the homies like that

[@gabriella8141]

I haven’t heard of him before but he made me laugh the whole way through, I’m a fan. “I don’t love you!” 😂

[@hannacarew3181]

that line really got me

[@maryrosekent8223]

I’ve been watching this young man since he was first starting out and I’m so happy to see him doing well it makes me proud, even though he has no idea I even exist. I knew from the very first time that he’s special in a truly wonderful way.

[@zhaniea1583]

This guy ages like he forgot time exist

[@sarasaunders16]

How old is he???

[@billymunford8734]

Another mila kunis

[@HoboJoe556]

@@sarasaunders16 He is 33

[@kayla7777pop]

Joe Rosenberg WTF I thought he was like 20 !!!

[@schnibbleschnubble3819]

@@HoboJoe556 BRUH

[@leonardticsay8046]

On a slightly unrelated note... Harambe would have loved this bit.

[@BurnoutBushido]

PeePee still out

[@72vince27]

He would've wouldn't he 😔 #ripHarambe #dickout1moretime

[@Dontlookjustwatch]

Leonard R. Ticsay Never forget

[@orangeblossom5362]

He looks like the black guy companies put in ads for diversity

[@kayyoung9242]

Exactly 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MiniM69]

Or stock footage for a college brochure

[@MsJamusic]

Orange Blossom 😂😂😂

[@essennagerry]

😂😂😂 why does this make sense

[@cicianne10]

Bruh🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SeanLumly]

Wow. This is a comic to watch. Great non-cliche material, outstanding timing, unique presence, and a genuinely FUN performance!

[@jjjlove2260]

He's such a pretty faced man. I thought he was a lady in the thumbnail. He's glowing.

[@CemeteryDriveClown]

JJH % but his chest............ You know what I'm asexual now.

[@TheGothicRichard]

He's 15 ofcourse he's cute.

[@celessia121]

Brother Shamballa He’s actually in his 30s

[@effierivera9551]

JJH % oh no, sameeeee

[@lifeoftalise4390]

Celeste Galloway he’s not he’s like 28

[@okaygee4132]

Is it just me or is Josh wearing my mom's car sweater; you know the one she keeps in the back in case it's cold in the restaurant? Why, Josh?!

[@HannahMcow]

OKay Gee oddly specific and can highly relate. My moms got one too lol

[@TaylorMaurandbhangra]

Omg I don’t even have a car and I have a car sweater 🤣🤣

[@okaygee4132]

@@SCSilk My mom has an extra one in my car. I borrow it often, lol!

[@dsgpiccolo]

Facts. My mom got blankets and extra umbrellas too.

[@pechaa]

I like his look.

[@sebastianserrano89]

Lmfao I do roast people about their wallpaper 🤣

[@EbTheeAmazon]

EPIC

[@bashtion5127]

Gang me too

[@Sebastien_21]

Will definitely do that.

[@NoBabiesThankU]

LMFAO

[@rachela397]

😂😂😂

[@Dichtsau]

okay, HE CAUGHT ME when he said "he's from the striits!" x'D idk how he's goin on, but so far (51s) i think he's gonna be comedy-DIAMOND xD

[@yosefshawarma3739]

This is the worst crowd I've ever seen. The guy's funny as hell, but couldn't get a laughter from these powerful punchlines. Dang!!

[@amberlyndetrout7239]

Seems to happen with the dry bar crowds, sadly

[@luke2193]

Yosef Shawarma They recorded the laughter and lowered the volume. That’s not actually how loud they were laughing. Having sitcom level audience laughter would be distracting.

[@JoseGranny]

I'm hearing lots of people laughing.

[@fe5018]

@@JoseGranny 09:04 Right the way through too

[@stacie7766]

What are you talking about??? There was a lot of people laughing.

[@jayhall5798]

The optometrist was like ya found your way here, see yourself out 😂

[@someoneawesome8717]

Sebastian knows how to make a body disappear. I'd be scared of an angry Sebastian. Hurricane Karen would is a scary name cause Karen is gonna throw a fit

[@cmb6087]

That’s my mother. She’s terrifying. And the best person I know..spelled with an i

[@lady5239ful]

🙅🏻 nope black ppl would be gone. Other would just be on looking with mouths open

[@UrMom-ku5fm]

I dont like your comment let me call the manager

[@eatonkuntz]

Sebastian is a hell of a butler.

[@thegeneralpopulace8513]

@@eatonkuntz dammit,beat me to it.

[@lancethrustworthy]

I've just become a Josh Johnson fan. Great material. Well presented. Bravo. Well played, sir.

[@chimchim7578]

"I dont love you" i died

[@abi_nspired]

Zoo lion should be like, "he's from the streets!"

[@thozby]

yeah thats what he said

[@corey3642]

You watched the video, too? Congratulations!

[@raygarza7]

His voice sounds a lot like Donald Glover’s

[@tyzerro]

his act sounds a lot like Donald Glover's

[@Ashlynnnnk]

Tyler Shane no shade to Donald glover because I love him dearly, but josh Johnson’s delivery and timing is a whole lot better.

[@geminikid609]

@@Ashlynnnnk not even

[@Ashlynnnnk]

geminikid609 I mean you could elaborate lol

[@Manz1l1]

@@geminikid609 right

[@saoirsevicteoiria2759]

Love how he starts with the zoo and ends where he does. Brilliant.

[@Jo36528]

At 7:26 someone says "hahahaHA" and it's delightful

[@oreoluwakarunwi1178]

5:26 why didn’t he just send the pics he got from one dude to the other dude 😭

[@CloudWind0643]

Na gotta Assert yourself

[@yorade1]

That implies that he saved those pictures in his phone.

[@theresashaw5027]

I am that girl , who when I get a dic pic, I just send a random dic pic back ... I have a whole file of them saved in the cloud

[@theresashaw5027]

It's a dairy queen ya fool

[@jayeankh5671]

With a "here's my new number" get the d pic guys all texting each other

[@steezlyweasley]

anyone else watch him talk about the KKK like 2 years ago

[@simnikiwehlatshaneni6765]

He looked older then, is he aging backwards

[@knucklesfieryheart20]

Yea😂😂😂

[@emperorbartu2414]

@@simnikiwehlatshaneni6765 that's why i didn't recognize him in the thumbnail

[@TheMovieSequelDude49]

This guy looks like "The Jacksons"-era Michael Jackson.