Somebody Sign That RACCOON!

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[@AlexisAdrian621]

“At what point are we just rooting for him??”

[@stansmith5610]

"It's pessi!!"

[@BananasnChips.]

@@stansmith5610 and ur penaldo fan boy LOSER

[@LuisRdzG10]

Since the very fucking beginning tbh

[@HZ_EDITZZ]

@@stansmith5610this loser again

[@АндрейЧегодаев-п3ц]

@@LuisRdzG10 Team Raccoon since I was born!

[@farmerpiney]

I was at the match, they removed a billboard and used it to scoop under the trashcan like they were taking a spider outside. Legendary.

[@BruderMussRasantLos]

💀😂

[@GigglyWalrus]

thank you, my first thought was ..now what? lol

[@Jon14141]

Damn

[@rorygiles6623]

I call cap

[@cam7963]

Yeah man you don't want a raccoon defending itself against you lol

[@GoldeneyeDoubleO7]

The Raccoon is probably freaking out. It's been running for a while and still in open space lol

[@TheHmmer4]

Worst. Forest. EVER

[@matthewt.8785]

​@@TheHmmer4😂😂😂

[@jamesflint9639]

Thought he was at Old Trafford

[@commenter621]

​@@TheHmmer4that's a football field not a forest!

[@guts-141]

​@@commenter621the joke went over your head huh?

[@AitkrapooYT]

I do like how he said don’t hurt him

[@wrathofainz]

Same. Boi got bonked a couple of times. He's probably fine though.

[@soom878]

yeah had to smile there :)

[@SynDeus]

They did hurt him

[@pablot-r9402]

@@SynDeus Ok dude.

[@nugget7865]

@@SynDeus Raccoon: "Harder"

[@kiramortwilson7411]

1:10 That guy looked so done like “Can we start the game please” 🤣🤣🤣

[@corydemeray7594]

hes superstitious and knows hes F*cked now

[@Jayrob22]

U ain’t even see him…

[@Real_Michael_Jordan]

The soccer players just wanted to get back falling on the ground like little girls so bad

[@Khalid_________09x]

@@Jayrob22 he mean 1:11

[@williejackson6905]

​​@@Khalid_________09xyea he did 👍🏾 but brother looked like he was saying to himself "God I'm so freaking tired of this" Lol

[@Indigoquazar]

Need the raccoon heat map on the pitch stats

[@person9735]

It's gonna be red everywhere

[@kingof206]

Just look at kantes heat map😂

[@Ava-MaeCartwright]

Currently read that all premier League giants are putting in their bids for the raccoon😂

[@mateuszdylda6840]

Raccoon has more movement on the pitch than Less Messi

[@sam7707_]

​@@mateuszdylda6840yeah fling hell 🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

[@mishkatrahman20]

I love how the commentators are in character throughout all this

[@illuminoeye_gaming]

the show must go on

[@lioraselby5328]

In character?

[@illuminoeye_gaming]

@@lioraselby5328 well yeah commentators dont talk like that all the time, its a character they put on for the mic

[@mrosskne]

​@@illuminoeye_gaminglike what? they're just describing what's happening

[@illuminoeye_gaming]

@@mrosskne the voice, mainly. but also commentators while they might be commanding and outspoken on the mic may not be as such in regular life - im a different person when i comm esports, for sure.

[@ChristianLamine]

"They're bringing out the trash cans, I did not know they have dinner service here! Great place!" - the racoon

[@SiddharthGargYT]

😧

[@jeanettekvinlaug2772]

😂😅

[@ahmadsyazani8221]

Source -stelle/caelus(trailblazer) from honkai star rail

[@liambanning3674]

I always feel bad for the animals caught in these situations, the noise of that crowd and not being able to see a way out must be incredibly stressful for them

[@mr.equity1120]

Yes, but fortunately they don’t get hurt in the process.

[@darealliljable]

Agreed

[@Michael-jw6et]

@@mr.equity1120 Stress hurts.

[@macalloway1]

​@Michael-jw6et i know right. Fortunately animals dont have predators attempting to eat them or anything like that because that might be even more stressful

[@darealliljable]

@@macalloway1 nothing tough about the sarcasm. Having pity on creatures isnt a bad thing and its annoying how people try to gaslight and project on others. Being kind hearted or caring isnt a negative or stupid thing.

[@jonathanhernandez9545]

Just read that Chelsea are rumored to be the favorites to sign the raccoon

[@yashsingh2269]

Na mate Erik ten hag about to play him in the midfield

[@rbfishcs123]

7 year deal, $20m a year.

[@rohithraman6488]

Nah man utd need him as an upgrade on Antony

[@armingleiner5292]

200 million$ over 10 years 🤣

[@mattmills806]

😂😂

[@Utopian_Futures]

1:39 the way the reporter is rooting for 🦝 😂

[@Saixjacket]

DOAN HURT IM!!!! Man he got into his bag there 😂

[@JVCS-b6z]

"you can get out! Don't hurt him!"

[@PineappleBoiii]

99 Pace, 99 Agility, Quick Step +, Anticipate +

[@Jon14141]

Lmao

[@FunctioningFunctionX]

Still moves better than Antony ngl

[@KnifeFlake]

Anticipate+ lmao😂

[@Tojo_jzf]

Stamina

[@Tmgbanks]

Who's going to be in the next EA sports game

[@bm230199]

I love how the commentator was worried for its safety

[@troncrash7912]

Dude imagine this from the raccoons perspective; youre in a grassy field, its daylight depite the sky being pitch black, there are strange markings on the grass and theres a bunch of giant freaky hairless things running around, all of them vibrantly colored, hordes of them loudly chanting and roaring but very few of them dare to enter the field

[@Woffle8340]

He's the next sacrifice

[@nitrocoldbrew3039]

brother thinks hes in the eclipse

[@TheUnfortunate0ne1]

wtf? It isn’t from a different planet. It probably lives in the stadium. What an idiot

[@llamachai]

elden ring music starts playing

[@redflamelcd]

I love how none of them dared to grab it cos they knew a nasty bite was incoming 😂

[@YaBoi_Zi]

Rabies

[@noahparsons7688]

@@YaBoi_Zi No, that raccoon was very healthy. His bite would've been bad because of bacteria and sharp teeth, not rabies.

[@ahmed_4202]

​@@noahparsons7688 u should always avoid being bitten by a wild animal cause of rabies. its symptoms may take weeks to show even if the animal is carrying the disease

[@Woah869]

@@ahmed_4202and that’s why you get injections right away if a wild animal bites u, but that raccoon was not showing any signs of rabies

[@drpoundsign]

@@noahparsons7688 It's True that animals who are vigorously running around, and even bats who are flying-generally don't carry rabies. You don't want to take a Chance, However. It's 100% Fatal-including in us Humans. In Many Locales, both Racoons and Skunks are the Biggest Carriers of Rabies.

[@merllhagard6799]

That's Gary. He's a federation member. He promised his late brother Marcus that he would make it to the major league.

[@ddenozor]

"Marcus told me the Saudi football league is full of trash, and you know, I work for the Ministry of Trash so I went to check it out, as federation business."

[@pinkrose076]

😂

[@PobortzaPl]

Long live the Racoon Federation!

[@malcolmwhite6588]

@@PobortzaPl beaten out, only by beaver racing😂

[@mohawho8251]

insanely happy to see the klr lore prosper

[@TheGkAddict_]

Next Saudi Signing to earn 500k a week

[@matthewweatherhogg4964]

@@brie9566exactly

[@gooldenpug-yd1tp]

@@brie9566exactly

[@willemmmmm]

@@brie9566 Well, if you look at the league it's funny, because it's 30% superstars and 70% amateurs. That's why teams like Al Nassr and Al Hilal dominate so comprehensively.

[@Father_of_Umar_Akmal]

Messi effect 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cokedoutmarkhamill8179]

​@@brie9566deluded penaldog.

[@avi3365]

The crowd literally cheering for the racoon. Poor thing was probably terrified

[@Shabssaif]

Treat him gently, he is the Guardian of the Galaxy.

[@oldgrump316]

First I didn't like they grabbed it in a garbage can but they I thougt ya know it's a trash panda after all 😂

[@user-bo1fh4nh2n]

He's searching for Mordecai

[@AlexisAdrian621]

“We need to find him a ball because he’s moving very well on center midfield”

[@SmallSpoonBrigade]

Adding more raccoons would definitely make soccer less boring for folks in America.

[@maravreloaded]

​@@SmallSpoonBrigadeFOOTBALL

[@blaze9552]

​@@SmallSpoonBrigadeThe heck is a socca? Americans are weird.

[@noahparsons7688]

He's a healthy one. Hope the knock from the garbage bin didn't ding him too badly.

[@nbayern7000]

Should be back on the pitch in 10 days

[@kagura7107]

@@nbayern7000 this guy signs raccoons to the major league

[@S1RLANC3]

It takes a lot more than a garbage bin to hurt a raccoon plus they did use restraint and don’t slam it down on it. If anything, its pride is probably the thing that hurts most.

[@ericbutler739]

I had an Akita that got into it with a raccoon before I could stop it,she grabbed it, started shaking it, thr raccoon started getting his, dog tried to throw it, coon hung on and now tables turned before it got flung off. They faced each other, dog was like "no mas". After the vet bill so was I. A doink from a garbage can won't hurt it.

[@adityatripathi10]

Raccoon be like :- Ankara messi Ankara messi Ankara messi gol gol gol gol gol

[@BoRiNgRiZz]

Nice One

[@hamiltonbrynar]

Had the same thing in mind😂

[@adityatripathi10]

@@BoRiNgRiZz ❤️‍🩹

[@adityatripathi10]

@@hamiltonbrynar 😂

[@veretxnerd983]

pedro pedro pedro

[@kata1261]

The commentators getting audibly excited while the crowd cheers louder every time the raccoon evades capture, we really are all just feral, we just need the right stimulus to bring it out. That stimulus is usually somehow related to raccoons lol

[@LongClawzHidden]

We always love cheering for the underdog... or under-raccoon in this case

[@romanrhodes815]

​@@LongClawzHiddenUndercoon

[@nigelcarren]

The Raccoon was so confident, he didn't even take off his shades!! Respect 🏆

[@AlexisAdrian621]

“Don’t hurt him”

[@dalmar5567]

No more

[@HowYouDoin-lg7jk]

What is love

[@Masonlikesfrrl]

Baby don’t hurt me

[@wacky85]

Don't hurt me, no more

[@ianlanford6922]

im asian. i never eat racoon meat in my life. lol jk

[@ravenfisher3670]

Messi against 2... 3... 4... wonderful, wonderful, wonderful

[@Sanek_Donbass]

This is Pedrooo

[@hari04364]

Absolutely wooorld class

[@robertschmitt3356]

how good is he?! loool

[@elementone9454]

Ankara messi

[@BoldWombat]

This one made me laugh 😂😂

[@amazingsciencewithyousefal2168]

Would be a better winger than Antony 💀

[@Itsjustpinchy]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@nbayern7000]

At least he doesn't go in circles

[@dfhtomi]

would be better at grammar than you as well

[@RonaldoFanBoyy]

But he spins jn circles ​@@nbayern7000

[@hamiltonbrynar]

That's just cold bruh😢😂

[@CruisinBen]

It’s so funny to me how disproportionately pissed off the players are lmao

[@InterstateRaziTV]

Don't hurt Rigby! He was just looking for his blue jay friend Mordecai.

[@arshadkhanX24]

That synth war was epic.

[@UsoppFan444]

Was looking for this kinda comment

[@EricSkywalker89]

Swiper is a fox, not a raccoon. We can call him Sly.

[@AlexisAdrian621]

Or Rigby

[@2ez4niaa]

In other universe, we call it Rocket, the guardian of the galaxy.

[@EricSkywalker89]

Either name works. As long as its name is based on an actual raccoon in media, any name works.

[@victora7399]

His name is actually cooper

[@EricSkywalker89]

Cooper is his last name, but yes, his full name is Sly Cooper.

[@RMphan]

Racoon 🦝 : I been watching Messi play

[@noahparsons7688]

Was really hoping to get by without seeing a Messi reference (gag)

[@CDmusic10]

​@@noahparsons7688You gonna cwy?

[@stansmith5610]

They look alike

[@afrozen10-02]

ANKARA-RAQUINHO!!

[@Mik3nikEsssS]

It's not inter miami it's NYC and philidelphia

[@1Madrid_57]

Great debut for such a youngster, canʻt wait to see him in future games!

[@amitk4878]

Bringing the trashcan is sooo appropriate 😂😂😂

[@vamoscruceros]

Trash Pandas FC

[@1chuck23]

That one dude looked like he just realized the raccoon is way more interesting than his entire franchise.

[@elfascisto6549]

His entire sport, arguably

[@cakeisavegatable]

Aw “come on raccoon! Don’t hurt him!” 😂❤

[@AlexisAdrian621]

“& you thought Messi matches had pitch invaders”

[@gokugohan1490]

now that is a box to box midfielder with relentless +++ Raccooninho was cooking 5 defenders not even the ref could keep up

[@fxseb7]

Racooninho jajajajjajajaja give him the 10 and captain band

[@matthewt.8785]

"Raccooninho"

[@superbowsersilva]

Oh look, it’s the NYC FC’s mascot 😂.

[@tomasvolpe5152]

Wait. A raccoon is NYC FC mascot?

[@superbowsersilva]

@@tomasvolpe5152 apparently yes and we got a Red Bull.

[@dominikstasiak4247]

@@superbowsersilva A raccoon's piss is still better than this shitty drink

[@tomasvolpe5152]

@@superbowsersilvaevery day you learn something new…

[@ianpollock8743]

That’s DCs mascot

[@FD-wl7xq]

Stelle being a menace as always

[@peacefuldays6786]

Trailblazing across the field

[@yaelz6043]

HSR has straight up monopolized the word raccoon.

[@peacefuldays6786]

@@yaelz6043 one trashcan at a time

[@meapyboy12345]

😂🤣😆i really did not expect HSR to be in this comment section. They really just have pervaded every part of the internet haven’t they and really just as the one person said monopolized the word raccoon.

[@sndragon5650]

As a HSR player, I lol so hard when they bring a trashcan for capture.

[@praskova29]

I was looking for this comment

[@melissasmith3296]

Nobody will remember the resultant or how their team play, but everybody will remember the raccoon😎 Even the players will always remember the raccoon. The raccoon stole the show

[@dioghaltasfoirneartach7258]

Indeed 🦝

[@melissasmith3296]

@@dioghaltasfoirneartach7258 The Raccoon have surly been signed by now, or what?😎

[@dioghaltasfoirneartach7258]

@@melissasmith3296 Yeah, his agent definitely negotiated him a nice deal 🙂

[@melissasmith3296]

@@dioghaltasfoirneartach7258 Yep, world class star😎

[@danlt1497]

I will remember your t1ts more

[@SkibidiDrewRizz]

I was at that game it was so loud when they caught the raccoon

[@alizsahin8607]

And what happened to him? He can't breed so long under a trash can...

[@SkibidiDrewRizz]

@@alizsahin8607They put him in the trash can and took him out and probably put him in the river or in a dumpster

[@caiocc12]

💀💀​@@SkibidiDrewRizz

[@SkibidiDrewRizz]

@@caiocc12 what else would they do💀💀

[@edgardeivis]

@@alizsahin8607 well of course it can't breed, it needs a partner for that

[@DrOppie69]

Fabrizio Romano : raccoon to Chelsea here we go 🦝💙

[@charliecane3621]

He's streaking.... the harmless perv

[@Hexnilium]

The furry agenda strikes again!!

[@ifalone]

lmao

[@SilentDragon363]

This is more entertaining than soccer

[@Baconman88]

The commentary is class

[@Grievous_]

This raccoon is already better than any Man United attacker 🤣🤣💀

[@sajidsakkhor9171]

Anthony 😂😂

[@muh.andianto]

racoon federation will send lawyers for this mistreatment

[@BMAD_Christoph27]

He's blazing a trail across the pitch to ultimately still end up in a trashcan

[@twicethegalo]

trailblazing ✨️

[@Sporacle]

just like all of us

[@Garagelab164]

1:34 This is MARVELous entertainment.

[@pabloignacioscaletta]

LOL. The team could name it Rocket.

[@DagmarEbaugh]

Poor thing must have been terrified

[@AlexisAdrian621]

“This is marvellous entertainment “

[@Iris-r6o]

I agree, I was very amused by the raccoon chase.

[@AestheticalMinimalism]

Ronaldo will be left confused when he sees the raccoon wearing the number 7 shirt in Al Nassr. By the way, the dribbling that raccoon has is unbelievable; he sent 5 staff members to the shops.

[@Darko_Boi]

raccoon is like messi, insanely small, agile and wont talk at all lol, deserves no.10 since he's making play.

[@AestheticalMinimalism]

@@Darko_Boi To be honest, if Messi wins a 9th Ballon d'Or (and from how I know FIFA will give him it for the 2022 World Cup) this raccoon is going to steal it. (By the way, I don't have a problem with Messi nor Ronaldo).

[@anushikhakobyan]

Genius 😂👍👍👏👏

[@mocoverde8585]

More excitement from this than any mls game.

[@oisinmaccumhaill7037]

I find it wild that this as a match between two American teams with an English commentator.

[@beanrobloxadventures8275]

Bro that Raccoon and Messi link up gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥

[@aceking_offsuit]

Callum Williams is great.

[@anamarisa2800]

No worries FIFA will always help Pessi

[@anamarisa2800]

@@Mark90921 put you pessi pyjama and go to bed lol boy

[@Joepo76]

The Raccoon is on the phone with Scott Boras negotiating a deal with Real Madrid..😂😂.. This was great👍👍

[@TriafagularMusicASMR02]

That raccoon is the real player of the field. The look on the players’ faces 😮. The raccoon be like: That’s right, cry

[@Orapac4142]

man most of them looked so miserable lol, especially the guy the camera focused on for a while

[@CyberVonCyberus]

They're afraid of the competition

[@TriafagularMusicASMR02]

@@CyberVonCyberus Lol, when the raccoon enters the field, everyone knows they’re really up against their match

[@supershasha]

​@@Orapac4142 I don't get why he looked so miserable. I get you're being taken from your game but sheesh. Little guy is trying his best 😂

[@bookedfox]

"You can get out!" Love how he was totally rooting for the raccoon

[@kiracattan4624]

They got him... Now what? LOL, they lift that can and he's off like a shot...again. 😂

[@CountryKirby.]

People acting like they want to grab the raccoon by hand 😂😂

[@davidoropeza5277]

Raccoons have rabies

[@noahparsons7688]

@@davidoropeza5277 Not all raccoons have rabies. There's nothing in his behavior to indicate he's rabid.

[@jock4551]

@@noahparsons7688 they run really weird though

[@arneshpal7702]

​@@noahparsons7688all raccoons have rabies

[@realminiyay]

@@noahparsons7688 don't animals with rabies *rabidly* (lol) change behaviour?? Like they could act normal sometimes

[@FroBoy696]

Damnit Rocket!

[@liadsraier]

Brilliant abilities presented by the Racoon. After such a marvelous display its only a matter of time until a top team signs him.

[@RiddlerQM]

Rocket wanted a break from saving the universe.

[@Jagar_Tharn]

no

[@kukri1877]

People are laughing but that lil guy or gal is terrified.

[@alonsospassion924]

I know 🥺do u know what happened after

[@nuhu1063]

Rocket before becoming Guardian of the Galaxy

[@Ik91677]

The way it runs is so cute❤😂😂

[@sjsharp2007]

Pu tthat raccoon up front he's got the speed to outrun any defender.

[@keylime6]

I was at my Band class's banquet which was at a restaurant when this happened. When the racoon escaped the bin, everyone started cheering 😂

[@yungvoorheez5874]

This should be a sport in of its own

[@MalaysianBallProductions]

Name : Raccon Worth : 80,890,300 Club : Tottenham OVR : 91 Status : One Of The World's Best Best Skill : dribbling and speed. Trophies : 0

[@rva1945]

Soccer is becoming so popular in US after Messi effect that even racoons want to be part of it!

[@Nik0_07]

Cute Racoon 😂❤️

[@SportyMabamba]

If this was in UK the entire stadium would be chanting “sign him up, sign him up, sign him up” while the Raccoon ran rings around the staff 😂

[@Dwayne_LaFontant]

What a hero this guy.

[@EmilyChandlerj]

I love the players face as he watches the scene at 1:11 😂

[@antwhal]

Why is he so mad 😭 not like this happens everyday, lighten up

[@doom1093]

he was on the lossing team

[@kenkaneki2842]

​@@antwhalmaybe the Americans are more serious in football than u think

[@kenkaneki2842]

​@@antwhalmaybe the Americans are more serious in football than u think

[@willemmmmm]

The face of a man whose raccoon has escaped...

[@grogu1986]

Omggg 🥺❤️ absolutely adorable, really hope it wasn’t hurt!

[@CodeZaffre]

Philadelphia Union said he was released back into a more appropriate setting than a soccer field!

[@XMehrooz]

That Raccoon was more entertaining than the football match :3

[@thecircleoft.e.d2121]

Animal pitch interrupts are always the highlights of any football match.

[@RedBlueNinja]

i know the players are thinking "yeah keep running there buddy the more you run the longer i get a break" lol

[@rustyshackleferd875]

That guy that was thinking about grabbing it with his hands would have regretted that fast.

[@ericpaisley8501]

Gotta go somewhere now that DC United moved to a new stadium.

[@GoodMenstruationAttitude]

all that effort to humanely catch it and they just clobber it in the head in the end. delete this fam.

[@AlexisAdrian621]

Rigby the Racoon🦝

[@RayanMallanOfficial]

Racoon really be that guy with 99 dribbling 99 shooting 0 passing

[@VenusHeadTrap2]

1:30 that guy wimped out and kindly got out of the way of the raccoon

[@zigzag321go]

I heard Austin FC needs an offense, and it seems like this guy can run rings around any defense.

[@yungkmartnffc]

He could probably replace Alexander RING quite well.

[@sixthgatebass]

The most entertaining thing to ever happen during a soccer match

[@PinkEndymion804]

GO RIGBY!

[@edge9380]

The way it runs is so funny 😂😂😂

[@moralfuxery]

Greatest almost 2 mins of any soccer game ever recorded.

[@stephenefole6075]

Racoon has more dribbles completed than Jack Grealish 🗿

[@garretsimpson4924]

I love how the clock is still running on the game throughout all this too.

[@trashAndNoStar]

In association football the timer is not stopped, the extra time is added to the end. It will be like 45:00 + 0:01 etc until play time outside of stoppage reaches 45mins.

[@whinybilly523]

see you in 10 years when youtube randomly recommends this to us again

[@JimB.Walken]

"This is how you clear out a party." Buddy watching the raccoon is better than the damn game!

[@Praktical_]

The fastest mfs on the field standing there with a "wtf is taking so long" look...

[@juniorquit]

PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

[@Globbronglobgr0d]

What is rigby doing at a soccer game i thought he was america?

[@2jz-boi]

Poor thing was probably terrified

[@phantomjoker5362]

A beat that Raccoon is Freaking out.... Heart pounding out of it's chest because of all the noise.

[@ianchu8232]

That counts as a goal for the home team. At least the commentator sounded like that,