ATTACK ON TITAN IN 58 MINUTES

[@therealdannyfenton]

Its really crazy when you think the majority of mankind could've been spared had Falco just realized who he was talking to

[@cr4cklike974]

literally no one knew who the attack titan was or knew what eren looked like

[@therealdannyfenton]

True i just hate how Reiner couldnt just tell it was him or Falco didnt once look at one of the letters Eren had him send to his squad

[@Andrew-gb1gq]

​​@@therealdannyfentonhow tf could Falco read that shit bro, it's common knowledge from the tuna can scene when Ymir showed herself as a shifter that they write in a different language

[@Binks129]

Or Reiner could have let them have a very detailed description of the person capable and willing to end the world and have them draw up a picture so they know who to look out for.

[@RayTheCat-w2k]

@@Andrew-gb1gqanother thing is falco could see a different language in the letter, but yeah falco is just a naive kid so he’s not the brightest.

[@jacopofontanesi]

The important rule, Titan shifters cannot die when they are killed!

[@Jermainegaming12345]

That’s crazy 😊

[@CenturyBlade]

Shirou Emiya approves of this message

[@samwise1530]

He shortened it, AND THEN CONDENSED IT AGAIN WHAT A LEGEND

[@JoashRurandama-h4x]

please shout me out day 1

[@kathrynspencer7210]

@@JoashRurandama-h4x no way it’s been a month

[@jeggrim6206]

@@kathrynspencer7210 its been another month buddy

[@AdventureSim]

​@@jeggrim6206its been another month :(

[@Nytrix_0203]

@@AdventureSimit’s been- 12 days…

[@SpammytheHedgehog]

"Long ago, the Eldians lived behind the walls in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Titans attacked."

[@DerAfroJack]

Even longer ago people lived peacefully but everything changed when a girl was treated like shit

[@vedantsethi7124]

​@@DerAfroJackthen the eldian nation attacked

[@michaelbonselaar]

ATLA type shit

[@isaacisaacson8967]

@@michaelbonselaar that's the joke

[@Mrwierdvr]

Um wrong anime buddy

[@jshontucker9254]

that part with knocking on the walls 26:02 scared the crap outta me

[@ikembauchiha9295]

Bro same

[@bignxg]

BRO SAME LMFAO! I had to go & check to make sure I heard it. Went to the comments to see if anybody else got scared too 🤣

[@buddatree]

Bruh i snatched my earbuds out so fast i might broken them

[@phfishing3362]

my heart is still racing xD

[@darealjacob34]

FR! I WAS DOING HW THEN HEARD A KNOCK THOUGHT SOMEONE HIT MY WALL XD

[@The_BlOb]

Wow so Attack on Titan had only one death? Nice! Seems like a fun and wholesome series to watch with my kids

[@junk_bot_man6412]

Yeah make sure to watch season 4 part 3 because there is that part with all the people participating in a fun race with the titans

[@The_BlOb]

@@junk_bot_man6412 Thanks!! Will check it out soon 😊😊

[@Dixiehxy]

U should specifically watch the Erwin charging into battle scene. It is such a learning moment with the kids about teamwork and self-discipline 😅

[@The_BlOb]

@@Dixiehxy Will teach my children to dedicate their hearts to their studies fr fr

[@Dixiehxy]

@The_BlOb did the same thing with the berserk manga. They were inspired, they were crying tears of joy in the living room corner 😁🙏

[@DivineRobloxian]

I didn’t hear this guy take a breath the entire video

[@mr.reverse7399]

I am more impressed that you watched the whole video

[@DivineRobloxian]

@@mr.reverse7399 well lets say i don’ have life, and i gotta watch something as my grandpa’s dying in the other room (he is watching cats fall over and they can’t stop laughing. Oh and your gonna read grandpas dying and get shocked in read the rest and laugh)

[@mr.reverse7399]

@@DivineRobloxian damn sorry to hear that. Atleast he seems to be enjoying himself

[@DivineRobloxian]

@@mr.reverse7399 he’s dying from laughter

[@itsdiamond5128]

@@DivineRobloxian he gets it but he gave the reverse emotion

[@user-qf7nm9tr8w]

i just watched the whole show for the first time a week ago and was lucky not to have anything spoiled, and my god... easily one of the best shows ive ever seen if not the best. my first anime ive seen because a friend recommended it, every aspect about this show is perfect in my eyes, one of the first times ive cried watching a show (hange death). once in a lifetime kinda show I think everyone deserves to see it at least once in their life. generational piece of art

[@juanhaines7295]

Attack on titan was quite the ride.

[@0pulsar0]

“Their secure by not one, not two, but THREE whole walls, and there’s absolutely NO WAY the titans can get through” -Distant sound of the titans getting through the walls

[@Vanitas_No_Carte123]

How can you screw that up? Easy answer you can't

[@oddguy5356]

Did we at least make the titans pay for the walls.

[@MysteriousMrWolf]

I just love the idea of having all that massacre be really avoidable. All Mikasa had to do was say "I love you" with her chest lol One job....just one job lol

[@seanbroccoli2698]

Nothing was avoidable. Timeline was a paradox, everything was predetermined and the ending was the best case scenario for the world. All other solutions ended with an extinction of one side

[@securityg1618]

@@seanbroccoli2698but you do realize how that's worse, right? By making something a time paradox, you ensure that none of the decisions any of the characters make are gonna matter at all to the plot, because no matter what, the outcome would be the same, which removes all character agency and any sense that what you're watching has any meaning. It's like the twists of "It was all a dream." It's shitty, because nothing you saw ended up mattering, and your time has been wasted.

[@seanbroccoli2698]

@@securityg1618 completely disagree. Inception is one of the best movies out there and it has an ending which potentially does the same thing if it was all in Leo's head. Didnt stop that from being an amazing story, just like Attack on Titan

[@securityg1618]

@@seanbroccoli2698 Sure, but Inception is an exception, not the rule. That is one of the very rare cases where it all being a dream is actally relevant to the plot. But AoT wasn't a dream, it was a paradox, which still makes my previous points stand. When you reveal that everything in your story was predetermined because it was all a paradox, like i mentioned before, all characters lose their agency and everything that has happened previously is just for nothing. How so? Because no matter what any character would've done differently, the outcome would be the same, which takes away the risk element of the story, which i'd say is pretty important to a show like AoT, where high stakes are the norm.

[@Manuel-qk8uj]

Guys, it isn't a time paradox. Eren himself isn't travelling back in time. "The Attack Titan can see the memories of its future inheritors" all this means is the future was already set in stone since the founder Ymir, which is why the first episode is called: "To you, 2000 years from now" If we stop thinking of time as linear and start thinking of the past,present and future "all happening at once", we should be able to understand it better. Also if you found out today your future is determined(in our world), would this mean any action you have taken till this very moment doesn't matter? For example, as mortal beings one day we will die. Is life meaningless just because we die? You could interpret death of living beings as some sort of predetermined fate, would you say then anything you do in your lifetime has no weight because at the end of the day you will die?

[@izz_szn]

Time to rewatch every single Anime in minutes

[@Mikahnx]

And this all happened because the founding Ymir let the pigs escape and King Fritz got mad abt it

[@izzanirfan2534]

Butterfly effect

[@olugaming-123]

Fr bro

[@Aarav-b4b]

All cuz grisha got curious

[@Nytrix_0203]

THIS IS HOW I ACTUALLY WANTED THE ANIME TO BE! REALLY INFORMATIONAL NOT LIKE 50 FILLER EPISODES-

[@not_carlos951]

the "WAS MIKASA THIS CAKED U-" got me dying 💀

[@WarButt]

39:42 I’ve been laughing for three years now

[@lightzofficial]

BRO CAME OUTTA HIDING TO DROP THIS!!

[@rainythrower7969]

58:15 bro really made Eren and Armin kiss like that 💀

[@rocketpoint2070]

Great video, for the last part where Eren and Armin were together, it may have been satire but you asked if that was a heaven of some sort. I think that was because Eren visted Armin prior to the rumbling and kept erasing his memory using the Founding Titans power. When Eren died, Armin remembered their conversations as Eren was dead and could not maintain the memory wipe. Eren was telling him what he was going to do as he had knowledge of the future. He visited Mikasa last because her blood would make it so her memory could not be cleared. What's confusing to me is why he could use the founding titan to access the colossal even after Zeke died. Perhaps he was still in contact with Zekes body or some way through the paths as Eren was alive in the paths even if his physical being was not.

[@GWS856]

53:57 him not getting the fact that "enough potatoes to satisfy any girl's needs" is a sasha reference infuriates me to death

[@PurifyBlox]

The fact that I still think the walls were built to protect titans from levi is crazy

[@sorts4469]

Fr tho 💀

[@Cub__]

Factual

[@kathrynspencer7210]

At 1:12 her name is potato girl, not Sasha

[@kamaulharrison6274]

yo this video was crazy keep up the good work

[@mariorichards4847]

Another anime in minutes yessir!

[@Bcisgreat]

He re-uploaded it!!!!

[@DIGITAL28PRO]

No

[@CoachFromL4D2]

I like how the early colossal titan didn't seem to produce the explosion or heat that it does in later seasons...

[@OzziesAMonkey]

He talk about the fact that Flock has the SHIIIITIEEEEEST haircut ever

[@thespectresociety]

42:23 the scream is immaculate 😂

[@notsovietrussia1329]

I know the show ive watched it i clicked the video as noise to fall asleep to but you talked consistently and entertainingly enough that i watched the whole hour and now its 3am

[@Gigachadmpg]

"They all shall know pain"💀 35:53

[@guava88]

Man I remember starting this shit when season one came out dropping around the end of season 2 and fishing when the series fished. Way to fucking long of a wait but still amazingly good

[@ffronown5241]

The comment about hange's stew having enough potatoes for any girl's needs was a reference to sasha, who's nickname is potato girl.

[@Akari-76c]

bro i thought the knocking was real on 26:03 because i had airpods in and i was home by myself

[@Aokiji54321]

ME TOO BRUH

[@MohamedIbrahim-24]

This is what I’ve been waiting fooooooorrrrrr

[@Blah75893]

I know I’m late to the party but your videos are hilarious 😂

[@mrcode3542]

6:03 “no fear, because eren’s pookie bear is here” 😂

[@Shakedrink1]

Did u know Erwin has same voice actor as jotaro. It’s pretty obvious ngl, I mean look at the clip when Erwin screams before declaring the retake wall Maria plan and compare it to “aaghhhhhhhh! Star platinum!!”

[@ethanolmos4449]

“But no fear because Erens pookie bear is here” Famous words

[@_critikillz_]

46:38 nah the way eren beat the shit outta admin in fast forward had me rolling😂

[@dieufortguillaume236]

58:16 they really hugged it out

[@ArtWthIvy]

48:01 missed opportunity for saying, have a blast- *explosion*

[@HASH562]

when the world needed him most...he returned

[@fokat95roblox]

''Theres titans inside the wall!??!" Got me rolling😭😭

[@DonutDAce-nt1wb]

Man i remember seing hange's death man. It was so sad

[@kodeshyerYT]

NAW THIS BRO MADE ME LAUGH SO MUCH

[@victorhernandez-b1n2d]

15:01 Goated singing my guy

[@DingosArtslive]

Bro Levi is a massive troll 44:03

[@mrtvgamess]

"And Sasha" WAS CRIMINAL

[@Lloydproductions4171]

50:52 W for the Xenoblade music 😮‍💨💨

[@glitched4286]

the last part "cause this is the romance we always needed" LMFAO

[@Random19922]

ymir watching mikasa smooching eren: sweet, i can have my powers back now.

[@shashirissrivastava5756]

Bro violated Attack on Titan so hard that the author wants to start the rumbling😂

[@anthonyisrandom3500]

Bro said PERPLEXED *with the plosives and definitely some spitting involved*

[@TaX-3v4der]

Reiner’s boy friend 10:08

[@integral_fir4]

Istg man I feel like he was bullshitting us but the way he was saying hange 💀

[@Adam_ach34]

yooo i remember being obsessed with your naruto in x minutes i loved them and this came up in my fyp and im excited as shit

[@mr.nobody5046]

Attack on titan is one of the greatest anime of all time

[@pyar9134]

I was working while playing this on the bg and I absolutely dropped my shit during the knocks at 26:03

[@liamrichards7843]

I could not stop laughing at this video best AOT video I ever seen the comedy is priceless

[@jehanneariellevelches5608]

🎉happy birthday and happy end🎉 57:22

[@tsukinamio_O]

We need more of these ye

[@Chimpchanga]

How are we not talking about how eren and arming kissed at the end

[@justineandmore9403]

The way he keeps saying*uhh what happened to the plot armor*makes me laugh

[@Longarms123-t9r]

" then we have season 3 dropping in on us LIkE A FAlLeN AngEL! " got me laughing.

[@jehanneariellevelches5608]

that’s eren yeager 58:43

[@ItsmeAngelus]

"they are Levi's soldiers they got this is the bac-" *them dying* "oh shit wtf"

[@edc6172]

I love how only 1 season is half of the video because season 4 is so insane

[@762JuJu]

Perfect timing watch this while burning one then start playing the game ❤🎉

[@TheRealWoopSlap]

I remember when this was 59 minutes long

[@XxCrazy_m]

Bro already sounds dead at the beginning of the video

[@CF01234]

I’ve watched this for like 20 times

[@CF01234]

Now 50

[@CF01234]

Now 150

[@ocean67202]

"unless your a 4'9 blonde girl with daddy issues" best line In my opinion

[@layan6989]

why is this the best video I watched this year💀💀

[@GlitchnotfoundYT]

rare moment of protagonist fighting the antagonist 22:34

[@daxota_6750]

Could you imagine all of the "Rest in Peace!" We'd get in this video 😂

[@Jonas_skak]

how is this better then the anime this is so good

[@khaledmohamed-mg9mo]

fr this video deserves 2m views+

[@maxytk3589]

fun fact about AOT if you dont remember the character after watching the anime means the character most probably died in the same episode it was introduced

[@ashlynsmith6748]

I totally didnt watch this whole video after I finished Attack on Titan yesterday.

[@mercypalmares3106]

Wtf- . . At the start it's already funny hahaha😂

[@StephaHP17]

they all should know pain had me dying lol

[@dainemalcolm7583]

"Oh I heard you were talking shit" "Y'all's some goofy mfs"😂

[@PoisonProductions_]

7:10 Not again is crazy.

[@grimeyman3533]

when the world needed him most

[@DoudiGomaa]

LALALA LALA LALALA LALA is the best music i ever heard

[@CabalseDarlitoJr]

11:54 nailed it

[@christianjacques4323]

Missed these man hilarious 😂🤣

[@gamingbeastron687]

19:5 bro you are here to explain to us and dont know 💀💀

[@treytreytrey]

Man I hope the constant squealing into the mic doesn’t get old in like 15 minutes.

[@LiamPlayz_2000]

12:11 so real

[@WarButt]

*REST IN PIECE*

[@WZX-summer]

25:41 that titan was lost in thought. bro was thinking. zoned out

[@pedrobranquinho8891]

The Goat SomeMoe

[@King_duck-g5q]

8:05 "and why is this one built like a god damn light bulb"

[@animewatcher75]

armin getting watch while being touch damn

[@adamcromwell2876]

The Maplestory music is on point!❤

[@lilypaddddd]

46:41 when eren realizes mikasa is stronger and armin is smarter so he fights armin and argues with mikasa

[@husennazeem6537]

Levi:KEENNYYY!!!! Him:da fuc was dat😂😂😂😂

[@Pigeonwithdrips]

bro i could not find the end for it. all i could get to was before the face of Eran and Armin

[@SCP-096-1-d8u]

17:22 If Historia had royal blood and Eren had the power of the Founding titan, why wasnt the power activated when Eren fell on Historia after being shot with the dart?