Someone is Outside.

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today i played the closing shift, a scary game where you work the closing shift
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[@1Bluefur]

As a former Starbucks employee, watching people playing this game is pure agony. But honestly I have no right to really judge cuz working at Starbucks is very overwhelming, and I know from experiencing being the only fucking person on shift is awful. Not that it happens that often at actual locations, usually at places like Target where the workers aren't actual Starbucks employees so they don't get any of the same benefits and shit. Anyways, customer reactions are also pretty damn accurate, I had so many ppl ask abt the prices like idfk dude I'm just a wage slave e-mail corporate and complain lmao.

[@shaquille.oatmeal.2210]

I love how he starts freaking out after the second (was it second?) power outage but then immediately calms down when he sees that he can take somebody's order and proceeds to *silently* freak out. bc w h a t t h e f u c k d u d e

[@Yamahearted]

Horrors beyond my comprehension or not - minimum wage not gonna earn itself!

[@gonewitht]

Kwite is the kind of guy you watch as you eat Olive Garden breadsticks on your couch

[@blyat8832]

Kwite is the kind of guy to wipe both ends after using the bathroom

[@bingus1740]

WTF IM EATING OLIVE GARDEN BREADSTICKS ON MY COUCH RIGHT NOW- 💀

[@blyat8832]

@@bingus1740 💀

[@gonewitht]

@@bingus1740 I guess the title is true. Someone, is in fact, outside. And apparently aware that you’re eating breadsticks.

[@ZANTgungaming]

Just ate olive garden

[@Kira-jz5cz]

7:20 I love how everybody I’ve watched play this always commented on how fast the customers are driving drive

[@mr_kale-tek167]

Maybe you just stay the same weight? Like you release it from you body then you add it back too your self. Possibly when it full dissolves into your stomach it just contributes too energy so your actually lighter then you were before you busted

[@scrambledeggs9801]

No no I think youd lose weight because it took energy to shoot it out. Like the equation isnt jizz(20 cal) = jizz(20 cal) its shit like jizz(20cal) - jackoff energy(5cal) = jizz(15cal)

[@Tomatech]

Well yeah, it doesn't make the proteins and stuff from nothing, it takes it from the bloodstream, which takes it from your digestive system, so the resukt would be status quo

[@fakename1474]

@@Tomatech not really since the energy you use making it come out would use up more energy than you gain back from eating it

[@fakename1474]

@@Tomatech ever so slightly lighter

[@leetskingdom3988]

@@recitationtohear this is better kzbin.info/www/bejne/pavdm5KIiN6pa80

[@spudsvera1725]

Kwite's one syllable long scream at 20:48 was the best thing about the whole video

[@Delnyque]

Followed by the little whimpering he gave while being murdered seconds later

[@IdSuckSans]

@@Delnyque 😳😳

[@lemonwater8880]

we are AH

[@cuetheflutes5324]

I LAUGHED SO HARD

[@siemoe]

Hit way to close to home

[@Lorriatt]

This game gives the vibes of walking alone at night as a woman edit: yall want anything from the gas station? pepper spray? taser?

[@tacossmiley]

Normally horror doesn’t spook me or shake me but this one hit close to personal stuff watching them running to get to the car and in the stall

[@call_me_nyx]

Yeah it’s the anxiety of a woman in a nutshell

[@peanutpaste1402]

I won’t lie but it just gives me the overall vibe of being outside at night. I want to go back INSIDE

[@ray_boi5953]

Can ya get me a brass knuckle? 😗 I’ve always wanted to have one ✨

[@calix_mayeus]

can i get 3 tasers, 4 canisters of pepper spray, and watermelon sour patch kids pls?

[@min-wo2yf]

I metaphorically shit myself when the stalker appeared outside the shop's door

[@ace-f3p]

"Watching Kite struggle is somewhat satisfying" its asmr to me

[@Elliot_o]

I watched Jacksepticeye play this same game, and I gotta say, I found kwite’s commentary just as entertaining if not more.

[@misskitkatqueen5265]

I've watched Jack's but I haven't watched Kwite's yet

[@paytonc5692]

20:55 I’m sorry but Kwite sounded like a whimpering puppy and I felt so bad 😭

[@2ollux_Xx]

Stop you scared the living hell outta me I was watching KZbin short creepypastas and got the notification you uploaded with the words “someone’s outside” 😭

[@arazet]

an intruder 🤨

[@plspassme3065]

This has absolutely nothing to do with the video, but I had a dream about Kwite doing a face reveal and he was really just Logan Paul the whole time. I know this comment has no relevance to the video, just thought I’d share.

[@lutherorluth]

HELP NOT LOGAN PAUL 😭 i had a dream where in reality kwite was just giga chad 💀

[@dyinginside821]

I literally jumped so much at the woman with the stroller tf

[@MollyDollyy774]

5:52 The Cup Situation that Kwite is in, Is Hilarious! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@niha9125]

10:56 I was already super paranoid tonight for having the windows open in pitch black and this shit sent me I fuckin pelted my laptop with my headphones 💀

[@XertiqWasTaken]

damn this game is lowkey just a simulator of being one of Ghostface's victims in the DBD lore

[@bunnierabbt]

I love this channel!! I’ve watched your main channel vids a bit but this one really got me hooked. You’re super entertaining and funny- especially since it’s normally hard for me to pay attention to game plays. Thanks for all of the entertaining posts!☺️

[@phil2496]

The accurate horrors of working a customer service job

[@MollyDollyy774]

20:14 Kwite: Ok, Cross your Fingers, Lets Hope I dont get Stabbed!

[@KJ_Youth615]

Glad I was there for the stream, funny af

[@blyat8832]

for real, the streams are always gonna be funny af lol

[@hwdhs919]

Yo I got prom tonight! Wish me luck boys

[@fatnessfatinator]

good luck

[@scrambledeggs9801]

Me too! Good luck!

[@deitymurderer]

good luck, have fun

[@Ash_Was_Here]

good luck

[@bestmask]

Hope everything turns out great dude good luck

[@spacedummy5654]

I don't know how they make Starbucks more scarey than it already is there prices are higher than the gas prices

[@reddrat2378]

7:00 - 7:20 scariest part

[@demdem7946]

😨😨😨 dude jumpscare warning i just shit myself

[@Guacamacamo]

As someone who has been stalked and might still be but this is my worst fear every to be attacked

[@dragonlover1476]

Sending this eight months later; you good? Asking bc you think you might still a have a stalker.

[@lelandholmquist2467]

Hey person I’ve never meet are you alive?! It’s been over a year!

[@deitymurderer]

i think op died

[@Minjit_me]

U good out there?

[@letshavefun1015]

You would be practically the same weight if you ate your own nut, but because of the energy it takes to generate the heat of the nut and force to expel it, you'd lose a bit of weight each time

[@cellP8]

18:54 thats perfectly normal, sometimes i also have nightmares related to my stressful job...

[@armandocomm]

I saw myself in the chat- also very sad that I didn't get to stay for the whole stream

[@eleventheluminary6124]

i am not ready for this video i got spooked by the anvil noise censor. Update: I was not.

[@mrbananamanbananaman7881]

I was calm and relaxed and then this happened and I almost died from a heart attack 11:00

[@polishdogge]

To be fair, that brick looked hefty I'm not surprised

[@docdoc.4500]

I hate and love how much this game reminds me how scary being AFAB or looking like a woman is. People will MESS YOU UP

[@ethan2529]

I’ve had cracker on repeat for three days straight it’s to fire 🔥

[@LemonRaptor000]

The lady with the stroller gave me a fuckin heart attack. I was so relaxed, and now my heart is going 50 mph. For the love of whatever God is up there.

[@robonthat]

ayo that flip the sign closed, jump scare got me good lmaooo

[@Dysprosodic]

11:57 *maw-chi-aito*

[@THEanotheryoutuber]

"U got the wifi pass?"

[@_PannieCake_]

All the motions used are free assets online XD I recognized the Snake Dance from VRChat

[@foodcourtcreature]

as a starbucks employee.......... woof this was painful to watch!! every time i watched kwite walk by something i was like NOOO PLEASE IT GETS MILK

[@zleepyissheep4219]

sitting in my funnny little rocking chair and shitting myself

[@NoquaArt]

15:52 no kwite you're just short

[@stardust.7507]

"it was on the floor, we're gonna use that shit again?" Ah yes, the fast food industry. 🥰

[@jenniferuyemura1573]

My phone sucks and I fully watched the whole intro and like 10secs of gameplay with a black screen before I figured out it wasn't supposed to be that way

[@robertkessler2574]

To answer you question from the beginning, yes you would lose weight due to both malnutrition and the fact that the digestive system is not very efficient and you would excrete waste from what your body couldn't absorb

[@moridarling-e8x]

10:58 really got me, scared the shit outta me.

[@JemiQui77]

11:02 scared the ACTUAL SHIT out of me lol I dropped my spoon in my cereal bowl and made a huge mess 🙃🥲😂

[@hibiscustea3735]

The closing shift is such a good game, I watch manlybadasshero play it and it’s so creepy

[@tori_the_rat]

yooo fellow manlybadasshero watcher?

[@hibiscustea3735]

@@tori_the_rat yess

[@DISC0MB0BULATI0N]

It brings me joy listening to this while my parents argue :)

[@commondeathadder822]

I hate watching people play horror games, but I do it anyway and I hate myself for it

[@solocomentob8518]

YEAH I LOVE THIS GAME

[@wouldntyouliketoknowwesath7789]

what is the game I want to play it

[@solocomentob8518]

@@wouldntyouliketoknowwesath7789 it's called "The Closing Shift"

[@AmyKoopa]

Is it just me or does Kwite’s commentary make the game less scary?

[@Schadow_doe]

Bruh i mistyped kwite and i found this account and I'm not disappointed

[@Beeean]

This would make a good game, the coffe mkaing part of it.

[@personalcringe]

this game playing off of my fucking worst nightmare ever and i hate it

[@hanvica_j]

Kid named Outside:

[@micheal4007]

I thought the thumbnail was another batman meme.

[@AviendhaR]

10:00 just what irs like to be a woman in a service job

[@zuxy]

I'm so used to Markiplier's weird ass ready to fight reactions that I'm finding it so weird watching someone actually being terrified playing this game

[@chuuchuuz]

new kwote video the world healed

[@achild9897]

i will never work a night shift alone bc of this game

[@cantbemars2353]

"He's racist to women" ...You know there's a term for that

[@enbypeep1720]

why does the thumbnail kinda look like jerma *twirls hair* haha lol

[@Akechiscat]

holy shit the notification scared me

[@officedrone6167]

Kwite really started the vid acting like Chris-Chan

[@imadrawer9721]

when are you gonna play Indie Cross????? PLEASE play it

[@cactuslover3998]

Every time I show up here I lose more faith in humanity

[@The-Random-fool1697]

9:59 YO BTS IT'S REAL

[@leticialeme5850]

free alkaline batterry yummy is such a mood to watch kwite honestly

[@quintencornelissen2274]

Well yes kwite you are not the only person in the world and sometimes other people go outside to take a walk, I know it may be hard to understand but im sure you will get it with a little bit of thinking. :D

[@sleepyspacefrog]

💀💀💀

[@kindacryptic]

Oh my-

[@Mynameistotallynotabadword]

"Ok we are... AHRHRHRH!"

[@deepfriedmoth]

kwite getting jumpscared>>>>>>>

[@violetanimations4082]

E

[@Charliehotdog79]

My legs just collapsed on me. wtf

[@chuuchuuz]

ALSO NEW PFP!

[@RenWardens]

When do you plan on releasing vods?

[@SirAsdf]

You know, after listening to that opening, maybe Kwite deserved to be canceled.

[@Nibi534]

jesus that first sound effect in the video was the worst jumpscare of them all

[@Totallynotredtail]

I thought the floor milk said "spilk" 👁👄👁

[@sgregory0753]

The true horror of this game is to work at a service job

[@HumanDucky]

But real question, are they?

[@sleepyspacefrog]

returning to this video the 3rd of every month :)

[@g_vost]

average day in birmingham

[@tortuah]

wowie new kwite video

[@vaderninja101]

The Waffle House has found its new host

[@pollo7932]

There indeed is.

[@oofooferman7359]

:p

[@smueb]

Kwite, I mean this in the nicest way, you sound like Joe Cuppa from OK.KO, if you don't know who it is then you should look it up, he's actually pretty cool.

[@Mibowski_TF2]

peta the horse is here

[@Monkmain]

10:54 that actually scared me

[@ev9702]

I’m drinking tea that’s prolly melting my bottle but I’m binging Kwite so I am too lazy to do stuff

[@jamesclock4354]

I think they wanted to say hi

[@uwuw2117]

is it just me or did anyone recognise that the 3rd letter of his youtube name is the same as youtube's 2nd letter and the third letter of his twitch name has the same third letter as twitch

[@br41nr0tt_]

why did i actually scream watching this

[@boyodisayo703]

💀

[@vodsunz]

Fantastic

[@Ionkno12]

Bro someone tell me what the jumpscare is please

[@Viktor-vj4wh]

White is the monster prom second term still coming or?

[@Kairo_Granger]

answered your question in the beginning, turns out you don't gain weight or lose weight buy doing that.

[@clownontherun3449]

What the hell was that intro… I… and…