Phone S*x Dating Sim

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today i played dialtown, a dating sim by the same guy who made day shift at freddy's with the same type of humor. It's basically a Phone S*x Dating Sim
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[@notoriousgoblin83]

I instantly knew it was the dayshift guy. Those games are brilliant, combining exceptional shitposting with genuinely good story moments.

[@rookhunt1866]

@@Tyroneeeeeeeee Amazing profile picture

[@cynimates]

@@Tyroneeeeeeeee YES YEYS YESYESYESY

[@Ramu_Splats]

DSAF was so good!! Honestly, direct doggo hasn’t made a game that isn’t awesome.

[@Emmett_Br0wn]

Same

[@Emmett_Br0wn]

@@Tyroneeeeeeeee Oh hey Old Sport :)

[@kickshaw5]

The humor in this is tightrope walking on the line between cringe and genuinely hilarious and I love it. When I played it for the first time I had no idea what I was getting into.

[@joelrosiqueflorido6058]

@hope oh look its here kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM

[@wow-roblox8370]

@hope. Hello bot!

[@CanItTookann]

I want to play it but I ain’t have steam for a pc 😭

[@fizzy.milkcan3292]

“Be nice to him please” “I’m doing my best here” This interaction honestly sums up the entire Randy Route

[@nothatisnotsolidsnake]

There’s no way Randy said “Hotdog!” before doing the dirty

[@CalicoWithWings]

Absolutely he did, and the only reason I’m doing this is to remind you of this video 👹

[@cescimes]

​@@CalicoWithWings time to reiterate!

[@shadow_shine3578]

Dialtown is both crazy and weirdly heartfelt. I fell in love with Oliver and Randy.

[@yig2538]

karens underrated

[@he4rtzfortaehyun]

OLIVER IS AWSOME AND NO ONE CAN CHANGE MY MIND

[@Losteggunsupreme]

I was ranting about how much I love Oliver to my friend and she nearly called the police on me. She’s such a Jerry

[@shadow_shine3578]

@@Losteggunsupreme total jerry

[@mischiefmakerdewdrop]

@@he4rtzfortaehyun thank u

[@-lemon-aid-5867]

i literally hit my table in excitement this game is a weird comfort game AND ITS SO GOOD

[@zer__2870]

Where can I play this?

[@ghostunknownALT]

@@zer__2870 it's on steam for like 7 dollars

[@deltaf.2005]

Dude, same-

[@th3.f0r3st]

I adore this game. Oliver is my favorite. I will kill for him, if anything happened to hi, I would make everyone involved suffer

[@Forlorn_Overseer]

H HELP ERM SAME IT'S ONE OF MY STRAGEST FIXATIONS

[@CheetahF]

I would never guess the day that Kwite would play dialtown

[@mgraine3221]

*Kwote

[@CheetahF]

@@mgraine3221 no it’s actually Kwite! This is his second channel called kwote

[@CheetahF]

/lh

[@mgraine3221]

@@CheetahF oh ok sry

[@CheetahF]

@@mgraine3221 it’s all good!

[@partiallyfried]

The person who makes these thumbnails looks like they really enjoyed it

[@aromatic-albatross9026]

Yeah ariwa seems to have fun

[@could_possiblybe_thane07echo]

I'm enjoying it aswell

[@Avocronix]

Everytime I see one like this.... I cannot describe how much I am confused and concerned sometimes......

[@nobodybutaghost]

I can't believe I actually got invested in the story of a wretched crypted goblin that lives in a tent and eats road kill, and someone named Randal. I'm not sure if it was worth my time, but it was enjoyable

[@Rededthedead]

This game sucks you in with it’s stupid charm, catchy ass soundtrack, and it’s ridiculous comedy, and then before you know it you’re emotionally invested in it. I love Oliver. Love Oliver.

[@Miss_Amia]

Looking at the title my first thought was phone guy from fnaf.

[@Doctorbagel.]

It kinda is its based off fnaf\Dsaf

[@intestiner]

Guess what

[@Jayesbe]

@@Doctorbagel. Not exactly. It is created by the Dayshift at Freddy's developer but it isn't about those games or connected to those games in any way. But the whole thing with all the characters in this game having phones for heads I guess is similar to Dayshift at Freddy's. I've been following this game's development for over a year however I still have yet to actually buy the game and I've been meaning to ever since the full game released (I did play the demo)

[@kitdoesstufflmao]

Yep 💀

[@chibee8739]

@@Jayesbe Thats not true, there are mentions of 'bear' the restaurant in dailtown on the bigfoot root. Ive also followed development sinc ethe begining

[@aboveaveragehorse3339]

Whenever Kwite uses a thumbnail like this I always have to make sure that it doesn’t pop up when I’m scrolling through my recommended on my phone. Believe me when I say I’ve had some close calls, mainly in a car.

[@_nochi_]

_close calls_

[@Crystalkitzoku]

@@_nochi_ 💀

[@otchii106]

@命 pun 100% intended

[@quackityspacemafia7661]

💀☠️

[@DungEnjoyerr]

@@quackityspacemafia7661 🧓💥⚰️💀☠️🍃

[@xXSKY64Xx]

Once again, I’ve fallen for the characters this developer makes. I like how they’re able to be both sarcastically funny and genuinely wholesome at the same time. That’s something you don’t usually see in writing, as they’re often separated. I’m happy that we can have both.

[@pokuhmoo9415]

The second piece of work i see featuring a romantic story between Characters who have electronics as heads

[@pokuhmoo9415]

@YaBoiNissy The Weirdo clicker a short animated film

[@pokuhmoo9415]

@YaBoiNissy The Weirdo that's an odd series of consequences... It's the one with the gay TV right?

[@Haunted_Plush]

"Is that... a bandy-aid for Randy...?" *MY HEART*

[@zleepyissheep4219]

I was avoiding Dialtown JUST BECAUSE OF THIS, because I FUCKING SIMP FOR RANDY NOW. God save me

[@TheRealDostoyevsky]

SAME AAAAUUAUAUAUAUA

[@AmyKoopa]

Always a good day when Kwite uploads

[@Fishing_Master86]

Fr

[@ZeraAxon]

6:55 His gasp made me cackle. I haven’t had a good laugh like that in a while lmao 8:47 Kwite reading this out loud is pure gold

[@justyourcommonnobody8415]

It took me three dialogue boxes to ask if this game was made by the same guy who made the dayshift at Freddy’s. And the fourth more or less confirmed it. And that’s when I realized that this was going to be fucking amazing.

[@isabellafortune1705]

how am i supposed to respond to “whats your favorite game” when it’s this??

[@Techy404]

"its a game where you controll an illegal unjustified crime against nature, also phones are a thing"

[@fluent_debt]

I recommended this. I RECCOMENDDEDD THIS! Kwite, it was so amazing watching you play my favorite dating sim! And, I’m so glad you chose Randy. Randy is my favorite dateable. Oliver is also amazing.

[@sm1l319]

YESSSSSSS

[@varea..]

YESSSSSSSSS

[@nightfindr]

RANDY IS AMAZING

[@ladyivers]

As soon as I saw the notif I knew this video could go a number of ways and I’m here for it- keep it up kwite!

[@TotalyNotTony]

Hah, *number*

[@dragonscalie]

Still waiting for kwite to finish the dayshift trilogy but i am very glad he checked out dialtown

[@joelrosiqueflorido6058]

this is literally how the Phone Guys are made.

[@brieoshiro]

Awww I usually hate these things but this was funny and cute. You and Randy are gonna be good dads to those eggs haha

[@foreskincollector2556]

There is so much hidden lore in this game found a conviluted-ass easter egg with a few friends a while back, I won't spoil the surprise tho

[@IcyDayMars]

GIVE. Wait- Is it the *ahem* password with the cooked egg?/genq

[@bakingyuyu]

I think I might actually have a hand fetish, cuz im just starring at Randy’s hand like “Lord have mercy”

[@onlyynari]

DEADASS

[@A.R.C.1997]

Yoshikage Kira is that you?

[@ULTRAMUERTE_ULTRAKILLJOJO]

* insert jojoreference *

[@bakingyuyu]

i am violently cringing look at this comment 💀

[@evanmacaroni14]

​@@A.R.C.1997 My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

[@aceofspace5940]

Loving how I saw less than the top half of the thumbnail and I’m like “Kwite you’ve done it again.”

[@ChickenSoup141]

omg i fucking love dial town! i played this game when it was just a demo and i'm so happy that its getting recognition because it is absolutely hilarious and i think more people should know about it!

[@CourierSecks]

If Scott didn’t voice one of them I’m gonna cry

[@cheesecake_1415]

23:52 does this mean randy is a bottom

[@zotial5937]

God been following this game during development, it’s great that Kwite is playing it

[@obi6127]

HI ZOTIAL

[@zotial5937]

@@obi6127 HELLO OBI

[@GoldStarLord]

Damn I didnt expect the funny shitpost game to actually have a happy, well written, and wholesome ending. The new message on the bandage was very wholesome.

[@bugwat3r]

i’m happy this game is finally getting more attention it’s so good

[@Mushie_lol]

Randy x Kwite is the best thing I've seen in years.

[@strawberrysoupiii4801]

i genuinely havent thought abt dialtown in years thank you edit: tbh out of all of kwites videogame paramours, Randy is easily one of the best and you cannot change my mind.

[@_Squidemist]

Kwote: hey I need you to make me a really buff guy in a pink shirt with an old timey phone for a head, for my thumbnail. Ariwa: ok 👌🏻.

[@cinfdef]

Damn that landline got me actin [Dial-up Sound]

[@notsosecretborb4925]

The dialtown god-hobo: I AM A GOD HOW CAN YOU KILL A GOD! WHAT A GRAND AND INTOXICATING INNOCENCE! HOW COULD YOU BE SO NAIVE? Dagoth Ur: There is no escape, no recall or intervention can work in this place! Come! Lay down your weapons! It is not too late for my mercy. please enjoy this comment everyone that has played Morrowind

[@sup7499]

Great day to have a mask kink

[@Lara-vo6rp]

hmm i wonder what thats like tbh

[@grassy4104]

Bro what the fu-

[@liviwaslost]

@@Lara-vo6rp especially during the pandemic

[@Lara-vo6rp]

@@liviwaslost i- i think that doesn't turn people on *i think*

[@anondoesntexist8532]

what do you mean.......

[@whycantichooseausername]

I’ve been waiting for this vid lmao, love Randy Oh and Kwite too

[@cosmicst4rz]

Randy is so wholesome

[@anondoesntexist8532]

im crying. the way i screamed 'NO' when i saw the thumbnail. i shouldve expected this

[@radioactiveratzzz]

I’m so glad more people are finding out about this game, it’s a work of art.

[@table2.0]

This was surprisingly brilliantly written

[@blkflwer6592]

This was an amazing stream and this game was so funny. I was rooting for poor Randy 🤣

[@FlowerCr0wns]

Alternative title: “Date Phone Guy from FNAF because you can!”

[@Janiah.15]

I could be chilling on my couch scrolling through KZbin just to be flashed by buff phone guy you don’t understand my pain 💀💀

[@funnyfrogman1267]

Kwite went from demanding we watch him on twitch to asking

[@yuwomy]

That looks genuinely entertaining I need to check this game out.

[@spacedummy5654]

Who designed that thumbnail need a promotion

[@yourmotherisinmybasement.1837]

You don't event know how fast my face ripped apart due to me humongous smile when I saw that thumbnail

[@dumbassdiana9367]

Starting to think Kwite has a weird kink for phones

[@wetbread239]

dont we all?

[@ProbablyHeavensDoor]

@@wetbread239 UH…

[@lakethefrog]

​@@wetbread239ofcourse we do

[@ama_loves_Foxes]

game: !Phone sex hotline" Kwite: *gasp*

[@Evarace]

Just by the intro, I knew it's from the creator of Dayshift at Freddy's. Who else would put real phone on human body?

[@popsicle.5240]

*I have no fucking idea what I just fucking watched and I loved*

[@Silly_cereal]

I love eating rocks and other small stones

[@zaneglowaki5145]

I'm totally not simping over Randy 😳

[@nyx_nycto]

This game is so funny but the ending was very wholesome and I love it, especially seeing Kwite playing it

[@0ooo0oo0o3]

randy deserves the world

[@SomeonesFavorite55]

Everything about this game is a delight, the characters, the story, the dialogue- it’s fantastic in all its shitpost-y glory

[@unorthereon]

This was the most horrifying thing I have ever seen in my life and I love it 11:15 - 11:31

[@ghostunknownALT]

I love this game so much it means the world to me that you played this!! - an avid dialtown enjoyer

[@ArteryDestroyer]

OH GOD. I remember playing this game on the demo (idk why it said demon) and either laughing my ass off or feeling weirded out. 10/10 game, might play again.

[@caramel9154]

HOLY SHIT, my favorite sentient hoodie playing a game by one of my favorite game devs? Truly, this is a reason to go to vegas

[@cynocale]

So happy for this video, dialtown is one of my hyperfixations and i adore it sm

[@Gatorade_Man]

bro went frum fuckin monsters to fuckin Phones.

[@chopsticck6486]

Genuinely happy for Randy! hope he lives up to hus bandaid!!!

[@Oh_No_1]

Why did this genuinely make me really happy

[@DungEnjoyerr]

Why did you came

[@Eatingglitterglue]

same lol

[@ilivory974]

It’s so weird knowing Harry from DSAF and then seeing him in Dialtown, I completely forgot for a moment that DirectDoggo made both games so I was just sitting there going “What in the world…”

[@WOODENCHAIR64]

I was planning watching a dialtown playthrough! Convenient that you posted this!

[@ritzbycrackers8096]

Watching this live and now makes me happy for absolutely no reason but the I remember I am one of many who gives this man money by simply watching

[@Deadeye4644]

i like how randy and kwite NEVER went on a date but one step in the tent and now randy lost his virginity

[@CanItTookann]

There are 26 endings kwite. I would like to see more dialtown but you choice 👍

[@ADHD-lol]

The fact this was the first ever Kwite video I watched makes this so much better

[@simonwahwah]

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG IM SO EXCITED

[@voidzphere]

dudeeee i’ve been waiting for you to play this game!! Oliver and Randy have my heart

[@LaplacesAngel612]

Randy is the best thing to ever happen to me,I currently have him In my attic along with a Nintendo Switch and four gummy bears. Edit: ticket Jerry figured out where Randy went and now he's in the attic as well. Edit 2:I now have a second switch so Jerry and Randy can play together :D Edit 3:Ok so Jerry escaped, Randy was too nervous to join him tho. Sold the second switch and gave my boy like twelve years worth of more gummy bears

[@darkdeifan]

I got so sumerged into the story and characters, amazing

[@SimpleRumors]

This is one of the most wholesome crazy ass shit ever. I need to get my schedule together so I can watch these streams

[@M_O_N_O_C_R_O_L_L]

Welp, someone's gonna be extremely confused when they look at my history, *the fbi probably*

[@aso-chan]

Manz starting to play everything ranboo played 😳

[@caramel9154]

I expect a full playthrough of the entire game or i will be in kwites dumpster tonight seriously there's a hole left in my heart after the end of minecraft story mode

[@TheBodyEuphoric]

i saw Randy and my first thought was "hes so pathetic. I love him"

[@Mothmeadows]

This was the most fucking entertaining shit I’ve watched all week. I started crying. Thank you-

[@camellia3840]

Its 3 am and I've never been more concentrated to watch something in my life.

[@shellytherussiantortoise8039]

This was my first twitch stream I caught! Haven’t missed a stream since :)

[@slowb4steady]

I wonder what soulless object Kwite will seduce next

[@aikotitilai3820]

Damn I'm so happy for Randy

[@baghead8120]

i unironically love this

[@agreyplaugedr8747]

Good to see Ramey get the best ending possible

[@Quisge__]

OMG thank you Kwite for helping me my headphones weren't working but now it is THANK YOU SOO MUCH KWITE

[@walnutinc961]

Day shift at Freddy’s is basically a Dave dating sim

[@cyl_genderfluid-furry]

The good ending of DSaF 3 has had many people crying. Direct Doggo is a really good writer.

[@greybee]

Dialtown is my favorite game, it was great to see this live.

[@joutakujo9773]

I'm glad Dial Town is getting love!

[@8lien_cult988]

RANDY IS HUSBAND MATERIAL U CANT PROVE ME WRONG I LOVE HIM

[@elemonade8830]

This game is a great way to spend my time at 2 AM while home alone and slightly distracted. It fits the atmosphere. XD Edit: this hilarious mess took my full attention. Now I just need to find friends to play it with them for bonding (though I would probably lose them after they realize I'm kinda crazy lol)

[@PAGai.]

25:23 Oh sick, a Calvin and Hobbes reference

[@ScuttleBugReal]

I thought the joke of making the adjustments to the bandaid was going to be ripping Randy's bandage off and therefore accidentally killing him and then saying "OH SHIT" and putting the bandage on his now exploded forehead

[@worldofkurt96]

U make sad 😢