If You Buy This Game You're Dumb...

[@SomeOrdinaryGamers]

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[@kazi1]

Nice

[@XDMelon]

yo

[@JmKrokY]

Ok bro

[@JmKrokY]

Ok Muta

[@TheZakanater]

mutah you are crying you can't play it lol

[@wasabiwarabi]

Muta getting so heated always cracks me up. I can't blame him for losing faith in humanity over something so truly pathetic.

[@notveryintelligent6239]

Kinda reminds me of the Angry Video Game Nerd

[@snowy5133]

14:46 if people wanna see it again lol

[@77d3]

Goofy npc

[@jaimytourigny3027]

Unfortunately, we live in a generation where childs think bad phone games are actual games and not scams for their parents money, and it start showing up

[@superpokemonbros.9441]

​@@jaimytourigny3027 I mean, they're kids. They don't know any better. The design is meant to hide the fact that it's a scam

[@rayman17420]

Best ending to a video ever. The look of absolute disbelief and befuddlement on Mutas face as he said the synopsis outloud (and how absolutely ridiculous the sentence actually was) was priceless. I guess some people either have way too much money and need to find stupid ways to spend it and/or there are literally brainless morons out there who just buy whatever piece of sh!t (literally) that you put in front of them. It blows the mind honestly.

[@keonkla]

When he was like that you could tell he was thinking 'naturel selection is failing'.

[@AbdefFable1]

Muta condemning the human race to alien invasion is a welcome way to end any video like this

[@TheForeverScav]

@@keonkla Yeah now it's about being born into money instead of being born into a community of competent allies/family.

[@maklame3318]

We need to do something about guillible people.

[@KaiserMattTygore927]

He was so completely done with this shit from the start. he finally came to the same conclusion I did, that the human race should probably get a visit from world destroying aliens.

[@Moonlight.Howlings.666]

NFT's are like putting your money in a broken vending machine hoping for that extra, crooked soda to fall only to be shocked when nothing falls out and they're mad that they're still thirsty.

[@ashblossomandjoyoussprung.9917]

No joke, one time a gas station ATM malfunctioned and spat out about $200 in front of me. I thought about taking it, but it sucked the money back in before I could. To this day I think about how I missed out on free $200 from a broken ATM.

[@CylanthroTheNutcase]

@@ashblossomandjoyoussprung.9917 so sorry that happened to you man. 😔

[@willjones1113]

@@ashblossomandjoyoussprung.9917 It could of been a social experiment and you passed.

[@doesthisIookinfected]

@@willjones1113 And it wasn't even a real ATM. Just a guy in a box.

[@skyshunts]

Lol

[@DOOMStudios]

I might be a stupid individual but when it comes to mobile games that cost $1000 I would never be that stupid.

[@maklame3318]

Does it matter ? Enough guillible fcks in the world. Predators go for easy prey.

[@sallyparty1978]

200tg

[@hlvr123]

well... maybe $999?

[@kiyu3229]

@@hlvr123 999.99€

[@paulcarmi8130]

There’s a 1000$ game on the app/ play store?

[@wetbed6597]

Buying NFTs are a sure way to prove to everyone you should not be trusted with money

[@Chadmlad]

NFT Beta: Buys NFTs and shows his friends his new photo/barcode he just bought for $300 Trademarking Chad: Owns every photo he purchases (that are actual photo's) and can legally sue anyone who claims ownership of that photo

[@IceFire1800]

NFT's in a nutshell: Everyone is fucking your wife, but you hold the marriage license.

[@ligma6992]

trademarkcels stay winning ™

[@Xelaris]

Muta going crazy at the end of the video just puts a smile on my face

[@jm75937]

I don't think I've seen him having such an existential crisis like this before

[@user-op8fg3ny3j]

@@jm75937 when he was having the "sussy wussy" addiction

[@sabersz]

@@user-op8fg3ny3j I still say SUS like he used to just to piss off my friends. They hateeee it by now

[@Xelaris]

@@sabersz i respect your dedication

[@CrimsonCreationAGM]

3:04 the way Muta immediately descended from laughing into screaming in agony 💀

[@joaofonseca2012]

14:47 Muta losing it. Damn I´ve never seen him like that

[@randomaccount53793]

Thank god for meds

[@Frigorito3975]

Thank god for meds

[@Pastelfloofi]

You know its a wild ride when Muta starts laughing.

[@marehawk411]

I'm suprised somebody hasn't made a comp out of it every time he laughs at the start of the video.

[@another1118]

🤣🤣🤣 tis comment cracks me up muta's laugh tho so menacing

[@paulinxm8201]

​@@another1118 I thought you were a bot in the first half, holy moly.

[@scoper7897]

@@paulinxm8201 racist

[@thecoolguy3498]

@@marehawk411 on it

[@Methrael]

I think the reason they're called "bored apes" is because you'd have to be a rich, witless animal to actually buy one...

[@helpyourcattodrive]

You sh see phillion’s piece on bored apes …

[@ryaquaza3offical]

And that’s an insult to non-human apes. chimpanzees would probably be judging them with us right now if they cared.

[@ecoquer]

What's sad for me is that the actual animation of the ad has great personality and shows a seemingly good and solid project, but it has to be about NFTs

[@williamdrum9899]

I know right? Why couldn't these have been normal cartoon characters?

[@Nighthift969]

My biggest problem with the continued existence of this whole Bored Ape thing is, how dafuq has Gorillaz not sued yet 😂

[@vinividipepe]

Klo

[@vinividipepe]

Kpp

[@vinividipepe]

Oo

[@Абдулло-щ3е9э]

I really hope someone manages to get a hold of the executable or whatever and make it so that the game is playable to everyone just to rub it in the face of NFT bros

[@williamdrum9899]

Yar Har Fiddle Dee Dee!

[@Sakama98]

Muta now reaching his peak of his sanity. That's the definition on NFT in gaming.

[@the_letter_5579]

“Did I ever tell you, on what the definition of insanity is”

[@joelbudz6649]

This makes Activision look like a very Kind and Generous company

[@DragonyCat]

If you compare Activision with Yuga Labs, then Activision is like A+++ tier.

[@Litepaw]

This makes blizzard and EA look like uncontroversial stand-up honest companies with reasonable prices

[@brianzulauf2974]

I know the price of computers is going up but... 4000 is enough to get a respectable pc gaming setup for playing actual games you could probably even go to Hawaii and "indulge" in memorable life experiences for that kind of cash.

[@PappilantienPaasaavaLäski]

4000 is lot more than enough to get gaming pc

[@2hotflavored666]

"respectable"? That's so mild. For 4000$ you can easily buy the best specs money can buy.

[@frogfrogfrogd]

I'm a schizo and let me tell you this shit has me doing some serious reality checking. Has me thinking I should share some of my meds around for real

[@Xadaj127]

Maybe people could spend their money on that instead, it'd be a better investment tbh.

[@joltedsoul]

I wake up every morning and watch you with my breakfast Muta, you make every day better! ✌

[@jc6800]

Literally how I get a lot of tech news.

[@자시엘]

the d riding is crazy

[@poxbox6729]

@@자시엘 Weeb Is talking

[@자시엘]

@@poxbox6729 weeb?

[@kDogsQuarTerZ]

Some good old Muta laugh to get through my day lol

[@calholli]

< Muta scream

[@HUYI1]

If anything it's made me lose all hope of humanity for drivel like this

[@MrBruh2023]

I see Muta tapping into his inner AVGN at the end there.

[@Margen67]

Chocobos need HUGS

[@TrTai]

My thing with the Morpheus technology just sounds like clustering that, a far as I'm aware, has been done on MMO's for close to 20 years, maybe less to be perfectly fair, but not particularly new. Multiple physical, or virtual, servers that are handling differrent backend functions and zones, then passiing between each other as a player character zones into or out of a cluster's zone. Presumably with no zone lines in the case of otherworld and it just handled by physical area, with some convenient line's of sight and draw distance. It's still an impressive feat, especially if we take them at face value, but seems more like a iteration than a revolution of the tech.

[@DJIronChef]

every vid where Muta giggles chuckles or speaks another language is always a banger vid

[@gravdigr27]

When a NFT literally sells you shit and you still buy it.

[@Juel92]

At this point I'm just straight up respecting the grift. Having their audience hunt for shit is just golden.

[@5ANDW1CHES]

When Muta opens with a chuckle you know it is gonna be good.

[@shoenessperson]

I remember playing this as a flash game called "Missile 3D" or something as a kid. Now they were selling access an early 2000s flash game for $4K? Insane.

[@R3AL-AIM]

1 NFT is easily equivalent to 5 good games on Steam sales. For shame.

[@R3AL-AIM]

@@NillaVille it's a broad perspective, Ape has plenty of NFT's for $30 a pop

[@justkittensbeingkittens5892]

@@R3AL-AIM I’d rather buy rights to a pile of shit on shutter stock

[@stinkymart3173]

And in 2022 it was equivalent to ten

[@leefrench5896]

Hope Muta is okay. There have always been lots of stupid people in the world. Don't let them threaten your mental health! Keep your sense of humor and take care, buddy. We need you around to keep spittin truth!

[@Neron616]

Honestly the best thing about being a crypto game developer is having a audience you know will waste their money on anything regardless of how awful it is.

[@shinski8114]

as long as it has hype around it yes. thats the key

[@williamdrum9899]

Unfortunately the artists of the promo material put in too much effort. It actually looks really good. Shame it's all about nfts

[@Bendilin]

They're going to use this technology to basically just make one huge hub lobby, like Phantasy Star Online had, from where you make a party and go into a private instance for the core gameplay.

[@kb1ibh]

Makes sense, because when I'm looking for stable long term investments i typically look for fecal-themed humor

[@SuperLazer64]

"I failed as a parent" best quote I've heard in this video.

[@NOVA_Zale]

As soon as I heard NFT I knew something stupid happened.

[@D0ujins]

The publishers barely hidden Scat fetish

[@comixproviderftw_02]

NFTs are like cockroaches. They’ll never truly die.

[@benito_bodoke14]

I've never seen Muta scream until today lord that was a mood

[@D44RK_Iced_Yogs]

You know, there’s a bunch of Newgrounds games about poooing on something. Not to mention indie games.

[@Mishalex]

I know how you feel, Muta. I warned people about the prospect of people buying digital "goods" of zero actual value for ridiculously inflated prices over fifteen years ago... but even I didn't take it that seriously at the time because I still had some lingering faith in humanity left. But if the past couple of decades have taught me anything, it's that no matter how dumb we get... we can always get even stupider.

[@galaga8779]

This is where FOMO gets extremely out of hand.

[@l1fef0rm]

The difference is Tempest 2000 has a killer soundtrack and is overall great.

[@zalabit927]

That rant at the end is absolute gold, holy sh*t🗿

[@CrimsonCreationAGM]

i miss when NFTs were nothing but a source of jokes about screenshots

[@DawnOfTheOzz]

NFTs really are the stuff of cosmic horror if they're enough to drive Muta mad.

[@joedavis5824]

The look of defeat on your face at the end pretty much sums it all up. We’re doomed.

[@ng2371]

Now this is what a $130,000 game looks like.

[@thomaskeene5183]

Now this is podracing

[@TheUnslainDragon]

I never thought I’d hear Tempest 2000 mentioned anywhere on the internet in today’s age. Muta knows his old games.

[@MultiClow]

I am here for crazy mutahar and he delivered 😂

[@SoundBubble]

SpatialOS has been around for years and there's a reason we haven't seen any successful projects with it. It's extremely expensive to maintain and just not a great alternative, even if it looks good on paper. And it's even worse for game-preservationists as SpatialOS is almost fully cloud-based, so once the game shuts down it's gone for good and almost impossible to replicate with private servers to my understanding. It led to the downfall of a few promising games that basically crumbled at the foundation because of these issues, like Worlds Adrift.

[@RickGamesNow]

Dookie dash? Did a 5 year old come up with that name? It makes me wonder, though. Did the creators of the Bored Apes have this all planned out from the start or did they just pull this out of their ass?

[@Jason.Gordon]

I feel your pain bro. Prayers Playa

[@shooby9496]

14:41 - I love how he suffers and absurdity overload.

[@CallsignReach]

It’s gotta be a troll. And the crazy thing is that people are still throwing money at it.

[@evillecaston]

You may laugh now, but I can't help but imagine a Square Enix exec looking at this (literal) shit and having an "amazing" idea for their next project.

[@ChaonicMew]

Massive games with many players are possible in part due to the architecture of SpatialOS and similar setups. Basically, you forego the central server setup and split up the work that has to be done by a server into a snapshot of everythings' state and how many workers you want to divide the computing between. Basically multiple computers accessing the same save file that runs on its own computer, handling mostly backups and "ownership" of parts of that save file. Let's say you have two groups playing on the same server. One is from America, the other from Europe. You can have essentially a worker "node" in each continent, calculating whatever is happening such as movement, interactions, etc. It only really becomes more complicated if the two groups actually interact with each other, which will have the central server figure out which worker "owns" which part of the game. But it's also possible to dynamically switch who and what belongs to what worker, so it's only a matter of good resource management. Best case scenario, you play a game across the ocean together with very low latency. Worst case scenario, it runs a little bit worse than playing with someone overseas. But now let's think about the potential of this technology. If you're simulating a massive online world, you can divide not only player groups into workers' workloads, you can for instance have a worker be responsible for handling plants growing, NPC AI, world generation. Basically, if you've ever played Minecraft and the server was lagging because someone people ran around in the world exploring, under such a system, you'd be fine doing whatever you want, because the part of the simulation you're in is calculated by something else. And even if world generation, NPC AI or plant growth were to crash, you wouldn't necessarily be kicked out of the game. The worker could just restart, log back into the server and continue calculations. Or be replaced by an updated worker node. Feel like the workers are overloaded? Add another. Workers idling? Turn some off, save energy. We're basically on the brink of a massive MMO breakthrough. If you thought that MMOs are really boring because they don't have the kind of content only Singleplayer games or small scale multiplayer games can have, this may change everything. Just a disclaimer. I have no clue about the actual inner workings of things like SpatialOS, I'm not an engineer. But I've helped on a project that made use of SpatialOS' system.

[@22yhjjjj]

Classic case of "Fear of Missing Out"

[@Margen67]

Penguins need HUGS

[@atillanandorfuri3343]

I'm kinda torn on this one. The people who would spend money on a "shart pass" absolutely deserve to be scammed for everything they're worth, but the people who make bored apes don't deserve that kind of money...

[@robr640]

They are literally shitting on their customers & the idiots are throwing millions of dollars at them. This also after the NFT crash... I think you hit the nail on the head Muta, they honed on the dumbest audience possible. I mean could you imagine discussing this with someone as serious investment!? 🤣🤣🤣

[@Tailslol]

hey muta, you should speak about the astroboy boots that are selling for insane price right now... it is another weird and crazy thing....

[@joahpineapple3239]

we all just watched muta have an existential breakdown

[@undergroundfro9653]

Just refreshed the page and we got a new video! 👏🏽 😎

[@milyan360]

14:50 Muta needs to up the dosage of his meds

[@CalingsteRaynolds987]

I right clicked a Bored Ape Yacht Club NFT when they first came out and I used it as a profile picture for a laugh but I got sick of people either thinking I'd bought it or giving me abuse for having it! 😂

[@copaceticobserver]

Muta without meds would be a serious threat.

[@MashyMusic313]

This game sickens me. Not only you're LITERALLY throwing shit, you're paying with your left testicle to play...

[@zeag7187]

God imagine paying to play with shit. Literally.

[@Naruku2121]

This is the bar where instead of blaming the developers of an idea, they just hit a gold mind finding an audience just that dumb enough for it.

[@TheUnknownCatWarrior]

NFT: Your just paying absurd amounts of cash for some pixels on a screen.

[@shinski8114]

and you arent paying a couple dollars oh no no no you are paying hundreds at the very least. Thats the problem imo.

[@obbybro]

You know the video will be good when Muta starts by laughing.

[@stephenelder3162]

Even better when he speaks hindi

[@rglover444]

+100% if he starts speaking a different language lol

[@CommentFrom]

wow most original comment award right here

[@kazi1]

Fr

[@AdamKirbyMusic]

@@yeaman3214 It is a lie, and you are a bot. You've failed on both claims.

[@ParsletPage]

That cut at the end threw me for a loop. Someone checks on him.

[@jackryan740]

Putting money in this game is like getting a certificate that says you are dumb

[@ElaborateTerrace]

Hey SOG, I think you should cover a game called “BUD” it’s similar to roblox, but with a much more “hip and cool with the kids” theme to it. Some things make it seem unprofessional, like how they use the “:D” emoticon in their game when you save, setting their location on Twitter to the “😈metaverse😈” and *oh boy* the NFTs. Mind you this is a game targeted towards kids, so having NTFs integrated isn’t the best idea. The game is available on mobile so I’m not too sure if it’s on the computer. Thank you if you do cover the game.

[@zigaudrey]

I have never been disgusted by a "video game" intro in my life.

[@21GamersUnited21]

even after having an extremely bad time in games.. seeing Muta giggle like a psycho makes me feel so much better.

[@charmyzard]

And to cap it all off: Only TOP Scores of the TOP will get the key to the next event... On a limited edition game. If you don't top, you won't ever get access to any of the new stuff. Why anyone would accept this in their games is beyond reason.

[@Max-ej4oh]

When Futa starts his videos laughing, it always gets me. More if the laughter is much more unhinged.

[@nibulsheep8214]

We failed as a specie

[@bruhwhat8586]

futa?

[@the_letter_5579]

Umm, did you mean “Muta”, buddy 🤨

[@Max-ej4oh]

@@the_letter_5579 I know what I said, and I said what I meant. I ain't your buddy, pal.

[@sabersz]

@@Max-ej4oh I'm not your pal, guy

[@TheJudge_Carls_Junior_Rep]

14:58 this is amazing

[@hurricane31415]

To this day, I still can't believe how people can be stupid enough to give money for virtual estate. (Among other things.)

[@WanderingWind71]

3:07 I felt this on a subatomic level lol. That's my exact thoughts every day about stuff like this.

[@rosecemetary]

this is gonna be an experience

[@Dr.UldenWascht]

When Muta makes a real thumbnail for a video, you know it's serous business.

[@kevinross6235]

Muta started off the video by laughing and ended it being depressed

[@SotnekronOfficial]

Holy shit this situation really broke Muta.

[@1RED1]

Legit looks like a fake game in GTA

[@quiknthicc5471]

Bro, every day, we get closer to the reality of gta 5, like wtf

[@BrianShiitakeOfficial]

Speaking of planetside, I am surprised that planetside arena didn't become an NFT for the 1 week it was alive 🤣🤣🤣

[@kalui96]

I would respect my kids getting and holding a job at Mcdonalds or something more than being an NFT/Cryptobro

[@tomlxyz]

What's so bad about a McDonald's job in the first place?

[@kalui96]

@@tomlxyz idk people associate the amount of money someone makes to their virtue

[@vallahdsacretor4839]

On the topic of Morpheus and the tens of thousands of players in the same space, a large part isn't just having players in that space. It's players interacting and doing things. Blowing stuff up, fighting, racing, building, whatever. That's a lot of processing, and all it takes is one data spike for everything to seize up. So if Morpheus can do that with multiple servers, that would be impressive. But that is an if.

[@megamangman]

If you think about it, Bored Apes would be a poppin streetwear brand if they got into fashion. It might actually be their next logical move.

[@AfterBurnerTeirusu]

Paul Frank 0.5

[@jonoseph]

Buying NFTs seems to be like donating money to a Kickstarter to receive easily reproducible stickers, but with a minimum of 6 figures required for bottom tier. Edit: More detail added so as to not sound like I'm docking standard charities that operate for good causes.

[@spartanpozzum6855]

Let them, financial darwinism will run its course

[@WuLuBu]

The thumbnail legit made me think it was somehow a Poppy Playtime thing. Weird to say Poppy Playtime would be better value.

[@alazaythegamer6636]

Stuff like this really scares me for future of gaming

[@the_letter_5579]

Considering the fact that this type is almost universally hated and always fails and/or gets forgotten, I wouldn’t worry too much about it

[@Takato2527]

I find burning my cash with fire is more fun and worthwhile than spending $1000 for a crap NFT game, or anything NFT-related.

[@TheRenegadePlayer]

14:47 The madness starts here lol

[@billyhatcher643]

this made me laugh my ass off alot and that rand near the end and the sudden cut of the rant made it even funnier

[@Ninjakimm]

14:47 meme moment

[@ReiTsukinoVT]

The fact this is set in the sewer is incredibly apt, because the people who played that game were literally flushing money down the toilet.

[@cinfdef]

Anyone else kinda feel like Mutahar would be a more energetic human form of Tom Nook? Just me?

[@chadschmaltz9790]

I can sorta see it. Especially the more laid-back New Horizons Tom Nook.

[@adtdadtd3769]

Mutahar's fursona form

[@clayton9136]

Nah bro that's the fairly odd parents game from miniclips.