Not sure if this was intentional or mentioned by others, but I wouldn't be surprised if the checkmarks at 3:25 are different colors not just because it's silly, but because it shows how Pepto solved the problems. Deku Tree, Red: Solved by brute force, burning the parasite. Red is Din and Power's color. Dodongo's Cavern, Blue: Solved by offering a logical solution to the Gorons. Blue is Nayru and Wisdom's color. Jabu Jabu, will be Green: Solved by exploding the Zora deity right in front of the king and armed guards, which takes either extreme ignorance or extreme guts (no pun intended). Green is Farore and Courage's color.
@PelemusMcSoyАй бұрын
Thank you for the pin, Jeremy! 💜
@lusasedoux47929 күн бұрын
What an incredible callout, excellence♣
@PelemusMcSoy29 күн бұрын
@@lusasedoux479 Thank you!
@yhanbolbaran51804 жыл бұрын
Never thought about how they could just eat the boulder..
@Jakey00044 жыл бұрын
Same, that was a good point lol
@deviantartguy04 жыл бұрын
I always figured they can only eat certain stones, so maybe the Boulder tasted bad, or it had no nutrients.
@ShadowWolfSahale4 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure in the game they talk about how they don't just eat any stones, they only eat the ones inside the cavern. Whether that's out of taste or necessity I do not remember if that's stated
@eaton84ae4 жыл бұрын
I felt the concept of the Gorons eating specific rocks was a stupid work around because in the end it's basically "let's eat dirt covered rocks or we can go inside that cavern and eat rocks covered in dirt with maybe some calcium or salt
@trentthen6424 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@legacytag4 жыл бұрын
"Why don't you eat the boulder" Something I'm sure many kids playing this game for the first time screamed at the Gorons
@barelyawake8684 жыл бұрын
i know i did
@nickmann25894 жыл бұрын
bro I was like 5-7 when I first played it so I was like "k"
@thebombbeast64654 жыл бұрын
I said "why won't they just eat the boulder?" When it came to that scene too. I didn't play the game but I said it while watching this video
@dragonmaster9517534 жыл бұрын
I didn't think about that until now and well... I'm much older than a kid
@uglygarbage14624 жыл бұрын
I did
@Kuronii014 жыл бұрын
Never knew the Temple of Time was a shrine to the Flintstones. The more you know.
@megaman1614 жыл бұрын
The MOTHER series' "Snowman" in Zelda's room :3
@Sean_Bird4 жыл бұрын
I guess you could say it’s a very *grand* temple.
@buzzlightyear81574 жыл бұрын
23 hours ago?
@poweroffriendship2.04 жыл бұрын
GRAND DAD 7
@superlagbro1924 жыл бұрын
FLEENSTONES!?!
@LyricPhil Жыл бұрын
I cannot get over the fact that the Temple music was just the first 6 notes of the Flintstones melody and no one's talking about it.
@zheppard41311 ай бұрын
I scrolled and scrolled just to find this comment
@PKMNgamer999 ай бұрын
that’s siivagunner for ya
@jordanrodriguez77446 ай бұрын
Comedic gold
@CheapFlashyLoris6 ай бұрын
When Link places all the spiritual stones in their resting places and opens the door to the GRAND DAD
@philroland81645 ай бұрын
I brought that up months ago but nobody noticed it then. It's really clever. 😂
@Metal_Master_YT3 жыл бұрын
1:46 Full Owl's Dialogue: Hoo hoot! Little Link... Look up here! It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure! You will encounter many hardships ahead... Like playing with your Legos one day and realizing it's not fun anymore. Coming to grips with the concept of time. Gradually losing the freedom which exists in knowing nothing. And learning that your friends are relative to where you are in life. Most friends only stay for a season, and usually because of your shared interests. But when you move on or your priorities change, so will a majority of your friends. That is your fate. Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest times! *Camera pans to Link, and probably misses some text.* One day you'll find out that you owe the IRS $3,000. Then realize you misread the letter and you actually owe $30,000. And you'll learn that Chipotle isn't nearly as healthy as you thought * *No* *Yes* *Link accidentally selects No* Hoo hoot! Little Link... Look up here! *Recites first 10 lines* It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure! You will encounter many hardships ahead... Like playing with your Legos one day and realizing it's not fun anymore. Coming to grips with the concept of time. Gradually losing the freedom which exists in knowing nothing. And learning that your friends are relative to where you are in life. Most friends only stay for a season, and usually because of your shared interests. But when you move on or your priorities change, so will a majority of your friends. That is your fate. *Camera pans to Link, as he starts to go insane (and probably misses some text once again)* Did you know the hashtag symbol is technically called an octothorpe? Or that the 100 folds in a chef's hat represent 100 ways to cook an egg? And that some cats are allergic to people? And that M&M stands for Mars and Murrie? *Apparently "Murrie" is not a word, silly KZbin comments dictionary* And that you can hear a blue whale's heartbeat from more than 2 miles away? And that the odds of getting a royal flush are exactly 1 in 649,740? And that the lyrebird can mimic almost any sound it hears, including chainsaws? And that the speed of a computer mouse is measured in "Mickeys?" *The question mark is supposed to come after the quotation mark.* And did you know that sushi actually originated in southeast Asia, and spread to South China before being introduced to Japan some time around the 8th century? *The word "introduced" and "around" are partially covered up by Link's well timed ocarina toss.* And did you know that a male emperor penguin can go without eating for 120 days? And did you know that the smell you smell after it rains is called "petichor?" *The question mark is supposed to come after the quotation mark. Also, it's spelled "petrichor" not "petichor".* *Ocarina smashes into the Owl's face and makes every rational person on the planet smile.* *THE END* AAAAHH I just wasted 2 hours of my life making this for you, please like this comment so that Terminal Montage and others can see this comment, and to show that you appreciate my dedication! *THAT IS YOUR FATE.* I'm so bored, my hand is stiff and I ran out of raisins to snack on. Also, like this comment if you like raisins. That darn owl talked faster than a world record rapper, sheesh. I swear they put the "NO" option there on purpose. *BEER KOOZIES.* whatever happened to that poor mentally ill owl? groundbreaking stuff probably. *CHIPOTLE* _Convenience isn't very healthy btw._ Hub ub bub uhb bub uhb dub bu ub buhb bu uhb dub uh bub..... Did you get all that? *No* ---> *Yes* Okay, Goodbye. :)
@lemonsuckerYT3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for this
@DoctorTardis1003 жыл бұрын
thanks
@kimanir18023 жыл бұрын
You are a madlad with this level of dedication I hope you make it very far in life. *That is your fate*.
@Metal_Master_YT3 жыл бұрын
@@kimanir1802 (thx) yeah, and just imagine how hard it was to hear that other people had already done it before me. :/
@ninjawoo12393 жыл бұрын
Absolute madman
@positronicreflex.4 жыл бұрын
"Like playing with your legos one day and realizing its not fun anymore" That brought back some sad memories lol
@FordFourD-aka-Ford4D4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that was the Owl text that really hit me in the feels too, bro!!
@megaman1614 жыл бұрын
That section about waste spending was pretty terrible if it was true.
@ps2nishiki4 жыл бұрын
Video: 1 minute ago Comments: 23 hours ago
@buzzlightyear81574 жыл бұрын
22 hours ago?
@PixelPickle-rk3ym4 жыл бұрын
Are you a time traveler?
@smeez81954 жыл бұрын
This is probably the closest anyone will get to capturing how aggressive Navi is
Don't get me started with Midna if you threaten her, specially after what she did to Zant...
@yellowplaydough7894 Жыл бұрын
The "did you get all that" "no" was so real
@alessandrosanna175110 ай бұрын
fr
@CS-ui4qj9 ай бұрын
Every time I’d hit that. 😩
@leondosunmu84506 ай бұрын
there is so much funny stuff that the owl says if you slow it down
@Rogue_Innocence5 ай бұрын
Man I was dying when it repeated
@oofremixer22514 жыл бұрын
For those who want to know everything the owl says: "Hoo hoot! Little Link... Look up here!" "It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure!" "You will encounter many hardships ahead..." "Like playing with your Legos one day and realizing it's not fun anymore." "Coming to grips with the concept of time." "Gradually losing the freedom which exists in knowing nothing." "And learning that your friends are relative to where you are in life." "Most friends only stay for a season, and usually because of your shared interests." "But when you move on or your priorities change, so will a majority of your friends." "That is your fate." "Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest times!" *Link stares* "One day you'll find out that you owe the IRS $3,000." "Then realize you misread the letter and you actually owe $30,000." "And you'll learn that Chipotle isn't nearly as healthy as you thought." "Sure they list the calories, fat, carbs, cholesterol and the 0g of sugar on the menu but they omit the amount" "of sodium drenched in everything. A single burrito with carnitas, cilantro-lime rice, sour cream," "roasted chili corn salsa and cheese will fill you up with almost a day's worth of sodium." "Enjoy your high blood pressure, stroke, heart failure, osteoporosis, stomach cancer, kidney disease," "kidney stones and headaches. Maybe this isn't that great of an alternative to McDonalds after all." "Convenience isn't very healthy." "You have to eat 3 times a day for the rest of your life. You should learn how to do it well." "You'd be suprised to see how much better your life goes when you eat well." "That is your fate." "Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest times!" *Link stares some more and with great pain spams controller* "And learning that, despite all the government gorges out of you with taxes, they still waste billions of our" "hard earned dollars on programs like studying mountain lions on treadmills, injecting hamsters with steroids and" "making them fight, and studying beer koozies." "Beer koozies." "The thing that keeps your drink cold. The $1.3 million dollar study conducted by 2 bright University of" "Washington students was to determine if beer koozies work." "It turns out they do work. Groundbreaking stuff." "Then there's accidentally spending $28 million on green camouflage uniforms for the Afghan National Army." "Afghanistan is 98 percent desert." "They wasted $2 million attempting to increase trust between Tunisian political parties and citizens." "$10,000,000 on 'green growth' in Peru." "$2,120,040,355.35 attempting to turn and abandoned mental hospital into a Department of Homeland Security HQ." "And don't even get me started on the billion dollar Medicare schemes." "Centers for Medicare and Medicaid paid $48,000,000,000.00 in improper payments in Fiscal Year 2018." "Since Medicare is such a big program, it opens up all sorts of possibilities for abuse." "It's all in Dr. Rand Paul's Summer 2019 Edition of 'The Waste Report.'" *Link keeps spamming controller* "Go straight this way and you will see Hyrule Castle." "You will meet a princess there..." "If you are lost and don't know which way to go, look at the map." "The areas you have explored will be shown on the map." "A map is a diagrammatic representation of an area of land or sea showing physical features," "cities, roads, etc. The word "map" can also be used to talk about a chart or drawing that shows relationships" "between ideas, people, events, or anything else you can think about." "Press START to enter the subscreens and Z or R to find the map." "On the map subscreen, you will also see a flashing dot showing you which way to go next." "Did you get all that?" *Option for No and Yes and poor Link presses No by accident* *Repeats some previous quotes* *Link makes same mistake and screams (man it hurts to watch that)* "Did you know the hashtag symbol is technically called an octothorpe?" "Or that the 100 folds in a chef's hat represent 100 ways to cook an egg?" "And that some cats are allergic to people?" "And that M&M stands for Mars and Murrie?" "And that you can hear a blue whale's heartbeat from more than 2 miles away?" "And that the odds of getting a royal flush are exactly 1 in 649,740?" "And that the lyrebird can mimic almost any sounds it hears, including chainsaws?" "And that the speed of a computer mouse is measured in "Mickeys?" "And did you know that sushi actually originated in Southeast Asia, and spread to South China before being" "introduced to Japan some time around the 8th century?" "And did you know that a male emperor penguin can go without eating for 120 days?" "And did you know that the smell you smell after it rains is called 'petichor?'". Those are all the quotes I could see, I hope you enjoy trying to read all that. Yes I had to type all that. Yes I took probably an hour. Was it worth it? Yes. Let me know if I made a mistake anywhere but I doubt anyone is going to try. Also there are rare typos in the quotes and I did not correct them.
@MagolorEX034 жыл бұрын
You're a true hero
@jomann_hd4 жыл бұрын
It has been done 2 times alr
@lessylessenta99634 жыл бұрын
Thanks man
@oofremixer22514 жыл бұрын
@@jomann_hd Where
@Totallynotkyubey4 жыл бұрын
Kudos, man.
@Linkmon994 жыл бұрын
I lost it when the owl repeated itself, the fact that nintendo put the repeat button at the top when you are spamming A the whole time to get through the message is pure evil 😂😭
@brandonwiley53724 жыл бұрын
I RELATE
@dicedown_4 жыл бұрын
Linkmon99 XD
@Tom-1014 жыл бұрын
Lmao it's so true, this always happens to me
@JIBZ034 жыл бұрын
look at my comment if you'd like to read what the owl said
@islandboy93814 жыл бұрын
Nintendo: that's your punishment for not listening *F O O L*
@insertobligatoryreferenceh4894 жыл бұрын
Kaepora Gaebora's dialogue: "Hoo hoot, little Link... Look up here!" "It appears the time has finally come for you to start your adventure!" "You will encounter many hardships ahead...Like playing with your Legos one day and realizing it's not fun anymore." "Coming to grips with the concept of time." "Gradually losing the freedom which exists in knowing nothing." "And learning that your friends are relative to where you are in life." "Most friends only stay for a season, and usually because of your similar interests." "But when you move on or your priorities change, so will a majority of your friends." "That is your fate." "Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest of times!" "One day you'll find out that you owe the IRS $3,000." "Then realize you misread the letter and you actually owe $30,000." "And you'll learn that Chipotle isn't nearly as healthy as you thought. Sure they list the calories, fats, carbs, cholesterol and the 0g of sugar on the menu but they omit the amount of sodium drenched in everything. A single burrito with carnitas, cilantro-lime rice, sour cream, roasted chili corn salsa and cheese will fill you up with almost a day's worth of sodium. Enjoy your high blood pressure, stroke, heart failure, osteoporosis, stomach cancer, kidney disease, kidney stones and headaches. Maybe this isn't that great of an alternative to McDonalds after all. Convenience isn't very healthy. You have to eat 3 times a day for the rest of your life. You should learn how to do it well. You'd be surprised to see how much better your life goes when you eat well." "That is your fate." "Don't be discouraged, even during the toughest of times!" "And learning that, despite all the government gorges out of you with taxes, they still waste billions of our hard earned dollars on programs like studying mountain lions on treadmills, injecting hamsters with steroids and making them fight, and studying beer-koozies." "Beer-koozies." "The thing that keeps your drink cold. The $1.3 million dollar study conducted by 2 bright University of Washington students was to determine if beer koozies work." "It turns out they do work. Groundbreaking stuff." "Then there's accidentally spending $28 million on green camouflage uniforms for the Afghan national army. Afghanistan is 98% desert." "They wasted $2 million attempting to increase trust between Tunisian political parties and citizens." "$10,000,000 on 'green growth' in Peru." "$2,120,040,355.35 attempting to turn an abandoned mental hospital into a Department of Homeland Security HQ." "And don't even get me started on the billion dollar Medicare schemes. Centers for Medicare and Medicaid paid $48 billion in improper payments in Fiscal year 2018. Since Medicare is such a big problem, it opens up to all sorts of possibilities for abuse. It's all in Dr. Rand Paul's Summer 2019 Edition of 'The Waste Report'." "Go straight this way and you will see Hyrule Castle. You will meet a princess there..." "If you are lost and don't know where to go, look at the Map. The areas you have explored will be shown on the map. A map is a diagrammatic representation of an area of land or sea showing physical features, cities, roads, etc. The word map can also be used to talk about a chart or drawing that shows relationships between ideas, people, events, or anything else you can think about. On the map subscreen, you will also see a flashing dot showing you which way to go next. Press START to enter the subscreens and Z or R to find the map. On the map subscreen, you will also see a flashing dot showing you which way to go next." "Did you get all that?" ➡️No Yes Extra dialogue: "Did you know the hastag symbol is technically called an octothorpe?" "Or that the 100 folds in a chef's hat represent 100 ways to cook an egg?" "And that some cats are allergic to people?" "And that M&M stand for Mars and Murrie?" "And that you can hear a blue whale's heartbeat from more that 2 miles away?" "And that the odds of getting a royal flush are exactly 1 in 649,740?" "And that the lyrebird can mimic almost any sound it hears, including chainsaws?" "And that the speed of a computer mouse is measured in 'Mickey's?'" "And did you know that sushi actually originated in Southeast Asia, and spread to South China before being introduced to Japan sometime around the 8th century?" "And did you know that a male emperor penguin can go without eating for 128 days?" "And did you know that the smell you smell after it rains is called 'petichor?'" Do I have a life? I don't know at this point.
@din06964 жыл бұрын
You sir have won my respect
@hozanto75214 жыл бұрын
You do have a life. A life you've lived the fullest so far.
@SapphireSolstice674 жыл бұрын
Holy crap, the absolute mad lad
@emblemblade92454 жыл бұрын
Thank you thank you thank you so much!
@gustavoortega38244 жыл бұрын
I wanna copy and paste this but idk how on mobile
@jessicawilson9579 Жыл бұрын
I decided to pause and read what the owl was saying and “like playing with your legos one day and realizing it’s not fun anymore” hit so hard
@Djnightmare14 Жыл бұрын
I did the same thing, spitting facts about salt in burritos!
@colt19864 жыл бұрын
I love how Zelda telepathically connected with Link just to scream.
@musicalmeryn4 жыл бұрын
that's my favorite part 😂
@JayPlusForerunner4 жыл бұрын
Link.... *bloody screaming intensifies*
@inscription8099 Жыл бұрын
this is my second fav part and it comes right after my first favorite part which is when ganondorf runs over already squashed link then throws a magic blast at him for no reason.
@adyn88114 жыл бұрын
''..Have you ever had a dream? that you want you you you could do so you you you'd do you could you you wanted you want'' - Zelda, 1998
@rayansecret29654 жыл бұрын
Link: Yes
@marioncabirol35164 жыл бұрын
lol (D
@DMP644 жыл бұрын
*scream of joy*
@aaronelliott84034 жыл бұрын
Have you ever had seen even tried even though want to do look more like?
@emmaemma81714 жыл бұрын
Lol
@carpentiled4 жыл бұрын
“Why not just eat the Boulder?” *Proceeds to eat the Boulder and an entire family of dodongos*
@Nyzer_4 жыл бұрын
The boulder wasn't spicy enough.
@FilledOfOJ4 жыл бұрын
If I was starving I would do it
@TupTupnt4 жыл бұрын
Om nom nom
@slothman97314 жыл бұрын
Best part.
@VaSoapman4 жыл бұрын
Still not hungry enough for an octorok.
@chipstyx Жыл бұрын
Navi get the Pepto Bismal relevant TOTK 2023
@dashdestroyer8238 Жыл бұрын
(Only putting cause pinned message) Wheres the one hidden video in the playlist?
@Jemsie Жыл бұрын
@@dashdestroyer8238 I have no clue
@dragonstalker4948 Жыл бұрын
zelda screm
@schizo8923 Жыл бұрын
@@dashdestroyer8238 perhaps a placeholder for the water temple video? Been waiting for that one..
@auralopez7796 Жыл бұрын
HOW WAS MEME DALE ZELDA DALE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅🤣🤣🤣🥹🥹🥹🥲😹😹🥛
@TmanTheTdog4 жыл бұрын
I don’t think I’ve ever had such a feeling of existentialism than when I read the things that owl had to say
@azzybeatz59664 жыл бұрын
Lol🤣
@avery-gee4 жыл бұрын
b r u h
@georgeheld19014 жыл бұрын
I learned how many frames he edits, the first set of speech stayed on for 2 frames each, while the second set of speech stayed up for 1 frame WHY WOULD HE DO THIS TO US
@ghosty24484 жыл бұрын
Owl say!
@Sugondeeze_Nuts4 жыл бұрын
It wasn't the owl saying anything It was Terminal Montage *Shudders*
@romain89964 жыл бұрын
I love how they always put the choice “no” first just to punish you for spamming and not reading
@renatoafonsomaiacarneiro9504 жыл бұрын
Man it buged me alot back in the day XD
@icantnames85334 жыл бұрын
I spent way to long pausing and reading all that...
@wimpywater4 жыл бұрын
And then the next time they switch it up, Nintendo was self aware
@GameparkGames4 жыл бұрын
The second time he put "yes" as the way to repeat it to get you again for not paying attention
@Th3DankestMemer4 жыл бұрын
@@GameparkGames chaotic evil design
@rodinopuz76933 жыл бұрын
Dude you can’t just leave us like that without part 2 of this masterpiece.
@rj2cool2143 жыл бұрын
True
@rj2cool2143 жыл бұрын
Where is part two??
@c_cubed3 жыл бұрын
He'll probably make it in Something About Season 4.
@suehanigan95483 жыл бұрын
True
@wesomesaucer3 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@angerykenboi19594 жыл бұрын
I’m glad I spent 10 minutes trying to read everything the owl said
@grremmy4 жыл бұрын
What did he say? :p
@ohnoaloupgarou10764 жыл бұрын
I kind of want it written out, as, bring on mobile, I can't pause the video fast enough to read each individual line.
@Wario99894 жыл бұрын
Anthony Lopez put it to 0.25 speed and then pause that’s what I did lol
@reoglah4 жыл бұрын
The owl said " did you know that sushi originated from south east asia and introduced in south china first before came to japan sometimes at 8 centuries?"
@Gazork.ChumbleSpuzz4 жыл бұрын
It got you fam - check my comment.
@kellyjohnson64122 жыл бұрын
I don't know why, but Ganondorf laughing as Zelda struggles to say her line is hilarious.
@annieoddo14752 жыл бұрын
The parts where Zelda screams at link are never not hilarious to me
@DoctorSpacebar2 жыл бұрын
[Extreme Joy]
@xLuigi34x2 жыл бұрын
I didn’t notice that until after a few rewatches. How did I miss it? I have no idea
@Tom.Tomlet.T.Tomington Жыл бұрын
Here is the time stamp that nobody gonna see 2:31
@TommyAck102 Жыл бұрын
That and the fact her dad points it out to him :P
@lekingyeeter32414 жыл бұрын
Anyone gonna talk about how the owl is spitting straight facts about Chipotle, dept, and scandals?
@demonsec60394 жыл бұрын
good eye
@JaimeCruz804 жыл бұрын
Dont forget about the legos
@beunhaassie4 жыл бұрын
I hurt my wrist pausing for that
@thomas_tk3304 жыл бұрын
Scandals are scandals but I prefer failed attempts at expanding local or governmental organisations over pouring money into immigration or financial aid for foreign countries. So I'm not going to address the Owl's criticism of how tax revenues are spent
@fabigotn93214 жыл бұрын
@@beunhaassie Why u not just slow the vid to 0.25? Its way easier
@tropicmoonbug Жыл бұрын
Hah!! The scrolling past the owl’s dialogue was so spot on 😂😂
@natsusatsujinki834211 ай бұрын
Lower the speed and read it all 😂
@saintsocramnymaia551110 ай бұрын
==>No Yes
@beardedslavbrew6159 ай бұрын
Kaepora Gaebora has ADHD. He just wasn't diagnosed as a chick.
@J0NATHAN_J03STAR9 ай бұрын
Link:uhh...!*SPAMMING BUTTON AGGRESSIVELY* Owl(I forgot their name):did you get that?? Link:*accidentally presses "no"* Owl:*AGGRESSIVE LECTURE* Link:HEYAH TEYAHH!!*T A K E I T*
@gaspartiznado64184 жыл бұрын
“Why don’t you eat the boulder?” Years of pent-up frustration, anger, and tears have suddenly manifested because of those words.
@matthew460584 жыл бұрын
Y - Same
@Lumis_The_Lucario4 жыл бұрын
I don't know human eat plants so why don't you eat the grass in your yard
@letsgetmetosubscribersasameme4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@raevrrrr4 жыл бұрын
@@Lumis_The_Lucario boulder is big rock, grass is not big broccoli
@pforgottonsoul4 жыл бұрын
@@raevrrrr true but gorons might only eat certain kinds of rocks.
@ricesan68094 жыл бұрын
I can't tell which link is scarier: Young link with genocidal spirit or surfboard link with speedrunning capabilities
@hotramen59364 жыл бұрын
if ive ever learned anything in this channel, its that anything that is fast is evil
@ricesan68094 жыл бұрын
@@hotramen5936 Oh no...not sonic the hedgehog!
@tjeffersonb4 жыл бұрын
I love how this references the fact that everyone just rolls around in this game instead of walking normally
@conntoons_48484 жыл бұрын
It’s more convenient
@tjeffersonb4 жыл бұрын
Conn Toons yes, yes it is
@josepholague9254 жыл бұрын
It gives me the rolling edge.
@user-mh8uk8jl6o4 жыл бұрын
I jump
@Sugondeeze_Nuts4 жыл бұрын
Some of us walk backwards >:3
@Skeleton-wn2zu7 ай бұрын
That Final Fantasy refrence at 2:49 is awsome, it's the little things that count.
@tanookiplayer4 жыл бұрын
"Why don't yo eat the boulder?" Finally someone gets it.
@oussama71324 жыл бұрын
best part
@alejoplaya24874 жыл бұрын
Why dont you eat trees if they are also plants , dont jugde with out thinking
@NintenJoeGamer4 жыл бұрын
@@alejoplaya2487 That's not a valid argument lol.
@Kaplykos4 жыл бұрын
Didn't they eat a certain type of rocks?
@mistr96134 жыл бұрын
That made me laugh too
@Estesujeto_en_youtube4 жыл бұрын
The guide for every terminalmontage video: -pause the video -subtitles on -wait untill the video is TRULLY over -watch it again for extra easter eggs -watch it again because this man puts a lot of effort into his animations. Enjoy
@Josuh4 жыл бұрын
-Watch some parts of the video in 0.25x speed and abusing the keyboard shortcuts to do so (Shift + , slows down the video easily, speed it up with Shift + .)
@samufinland57654 жыл бұрын
@@Josuh Or just use . and , to view them frame-by-frame
@GoodGamer3604 жыл бұрын
@@samufinland5765 yeah, took me like 4 min to read all the owl's text
@ShoulderMonster4 жыл бұрын
@@samufinland5765 !!!
@andromeda46552 жыл бұрын
I cannot overstate how much joy the sequence after the Gorons realize they can eat the boulder gives me, it’s just hilarious
@maurymalkovich8117 Жыл бұрын
I have also come to rewatch that scene
@jenniferskelonc2692 Жыл бұрын
I dont know why, but ganon lauging in the background kills me every time!🤣 2:33
@jazuii4 жыл бұрын
when he clicked "no" to the, "did you get all that?" *I felt that*
@chantellelawson23184 жыл бұрын
No
@mr.cnado_4524 жыл бұрын
Same here
@juanpablogomezmoncada29244 жыл бұрын
Daruma: "We can't eat rocks because the dodongo's is locked by a boulder" Lenk: "Why you don't eat the boulder?" Daruma: **THE PROFECY IS TRUE**
@TrinityDreamer124 жыл бұрын
Wow that was a big plothole
@simplyjeef85034 жыл бұрын
@@TrinityDreamer12 Not really. Humans eat plants, right? So why bother with farming when grass and trees grow everywhere. Gorons eat rocks, but that doesn't mean all rocks are palatable or nutritious to them.
@Pikachuington4 жыл бұрын
@@simplyjeef8503 we dont call all fruits and veggies Grass though, the gorons make no distiction between Dodongo rocks and normal rocks aside from the former being more tasty in the game.
@imsatori4 жыл бұрын
I like how Zelda’s dad is trying rid of her and is just like “That’s her right there, yup, she’s yours.”
@megameme294 жыл бұрын
As long as you have enough rupees
@adambasile95704 жыл бұрын
Lamp oil, rope, BOMBS
@pkyt24584 жыл бұрын
@@megameme29 rupees*
@AnimatedTerror4 жыл бұрын
The Sensible One this ones not very bright, is he.
@XavierZara4 жыл бұрын
@@adambasile9570 R O P E
@johnsmith-ck4qt Жыл бұрын
4:17 I laughed so hard when I first saw how Ganondorf ran over already smashed down Link with his 'Uyaa' scream and then shot him with a spell also)) 😂
@zekebeans6743 жыл бұрын
I think he’ll just wait seven years before he makes part two so that it will match up with the game timeline
@maxmillianwiegel16433 жыл бұрын
Legend
@zekebeans6743 жыл бұрын
@@maxmillianwiegel1643 of Zelda
@basilelefebvre24943 жыл бұрын
greetings from 2027
@mmyes1333 жыл бұрын
Don’t give him ideas!!
@username.80843 жыл бұрын
he gave it a heart. its to late. we have to wait the 7 yeatrs.
@robwarriors624 жыл бұрын
The Flintstones theme with the Temple of Time choir sound is the funniest thing I’ve heard in a while.
@5hyguy424 жыл бұрын
Yes I flipped out
@TherapueticLiz4 жыл бұрын
Siivagunner granddad meme
@Welv19874 жыл бұрын
no, that is 7 GRAND DAD music
@Welv19874 жыл бұрын
nice i'm the 69th like
@zlakdoald4 жыл бұрын
That's SiIvaGunner for ya
@codykenova4 жыл бұрын
That owl convo and hitting "no" by accident was the most accurate description of my childhood experience of this game ever.
@thecodingpro114 жыл бұрын
Yes exactly I would accidentally keep choosing no and have to repeat the conversation again
@NRobbi424 жыл бұрын
I now have 20 copies of Rand Paul books manifesting in my fireplace.
@thedungeonscrawler23184 жыл бұрын
I swear I heard every sentence he said at least 3 times.
@duffthimblespork Жыл бұрын
The music gags are on point, like Link playing Willy Wonka's Oompa-Loompa summoning song or the Temple of Time chorus singing the Flinstones theme
@silverlink342 ай бұрын
THAT'S THE SOUND THAT HE PLAYS ON THE OCARINA!!! THANK YOU! (I just commented and asked about this!)
@rellko39003 жыл бұрын
This madman is still liking comments asking for part 2 lmao
@johangarcia83673 жыл бұрын
holy christ rell its you
@rellko39003 жыл бұрын
That's right, it's me, Don Cheadle, I starred in Marvel's Iron Man 2 in 2010!
@johangarcia83673 жыл бұрын
@@rellko3900 its been legit almost 2 years im surprised i found you here lol hope youre aight
@anirudhghanta53213 жыл бұрын
@@rellko3900 Wait you played war machine? Are you really Don Cheadle?
@Kaitri3 жыл бұрын
Links sleeps 7 years so there u go.
@gammagomma41244 жыл бұрын
I never thought I would hear Ganondorf say “Hahahahaha Ronaldihno Soccer”, but here we are
@luks70694 жыл бұрын
pqp tamo em todo lugar
@expressosledghammer4 жыл бұрын
@@luks7069 BRASIL PORRA
@alphaamoeba4 жыл бұрын
@@expressosledghammer Funnily enough, the bootleg comes from Peru
@JxGabriel174 жыл бұрын
Brasil porra
@javierescudero76864 жыл бұрын
I love how socser comes from a non english speaking peruvian
@sad-pt7xd4 жыл бұрын
When the owl said: “Like playing with Legos one day and realizing it’s not fun anymore.” I felt that
@nickeloudeon14 жыл бұрын
thats the moment when you look at your self in the mirror drunk and high lisent in some 90's depressive songs
@MusicDecomposer4 жыл бұрын
When the owl said "Hah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah" I felt that.
@CLOYO4 жыл бұрын
@@nickeloudeon1 No... Just depression
@glitchtrap_gaming65774 жыл бұрын
José Rodolfo Medina Arreola That is you when you got knocked out by someone with a giant stick and drank Corona without noticing.
@Powdown4 жыл бұрын
I read the entire thing.
@Kat-v3s Жыл бұрын
0:33 this is as accurate as you can possibly get with Navi 🤣
@DanielMartinez-nw1pn3 жыл бұрын
Ok, so here's everything the owl told Link: "Hoo hoot! Little Link... Look up here! It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure! You will encounter many hardships ahead... Like playing with your Legos one day and realizing it's not fun anymore. Coming to grips with the concept of time. Gradually losing the freedom which exists in knowing nothing. And learning that your friends are relative to where you are in life. Most friends only stay for a season, and usually because of your shared interests. But when you move on or your priorities change, so will a majority of your friends. That is your fate. Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest times! One day you'll find out that you owe the IRS $3,000. Then realize you misread the letter and you actually owe $30,000. And you'll learn that Chipotle isn't nearly as healthy as you thought. Sure they list the calories, fat, carbs, cholesterol and the 0g sugar on the menu but they omit the amount of sodium drenched in everything. A single burrito with carnitas, cilantro-lime rice, sour cream, roasted chili corn salsa and cheese will fill you up with almost a day's worth of sodium. Enjoy your high blood pressure, stroke, heart failure, osteoporosis, stomach cancer, kidney disease, kidney stones and headaches. Maybe this isn't a great of an alternative to McDonald's after all. Convenience isn't very healthy. You have to eat 3 times a day for the rest of your life. You should learn how to do it well. You'd be surprised to see how much better your life goes when you eat well. That is your fate. Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest times! And learning that, despite all the government gorges out of you with taxes, they still waste billions of our hard earned dollars on programs like studying mountain lions on treadmills, injecting hamsters with steroids and making them fight, and studying beer koozies. Beer koozies. The thing that keeps your drink cold. The $1.3 million dollar study conducted by 2 bright University of Washington students was to determine if beer koozies work. It turns out they do work. Groundbreaking stuff. Then there's accidentally spending $28 million on green camouflage uniforms for the Afghan National Army. Afghanistan is 98 percent desert. They wasted $2 million attempting to increase trust between Tunisian political parties and citizens. $10,000,000 on "green growth" in Peru. $2,120,040,355.35 attempting to turn an abandoned mental hospital into a Departament of Homeland Security HQ. And don't even get me started on the billion dollar Medicare schemes. Centers for Medicare and Medicaid paid $48,000,000,000.00 in improper payments in Fiscal Year 2018. Since Medicare is such a big program, it opens up all sorts of possibilities for abuse. It's all in Dr. Rand Paul's Summer 2019 Edition of "The Waste Report". Go straight this way and you will see Hyrule Castle. You will meet a princess there. If you are lost and don't know which way to go, look at the Map. The areas you have explored will be shown on the map. A map is a diagrammatic representation of an area of land or sea showing physical features, cities, roads, etc. The word "map" can also be used to talk about a chart or drawing that shows relationships between ideas, people, events, or anything else you can think about. Press START to enter the subscreens and Z or R to find the map. On the map subscreen, you will also see a flashing dot showing you which way to go next. Did you get all that? (Link chooses NO 😰) Hoo hoot! Little Link... Look up here! It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure! You will encounter many hardships ahead... Like playing with your Legos one day and realizing it's not fun anymore. Coming to grips with the concept of time. Gradually losing the freedom which exists in knowing nothing. And learning that your friends are relative to where you are in life. Most friends only stay for a season, and usually because of your shared interests. But when you move on or your priorities change, so will a majority of your friends. That is your fate. Did you know that the hashtag symbol is technically called an octothorpe? Or that the 100 folds in a chef's hat represent 100 ways to cook an egg? And that some cats are allergic to people? And that M&M stands for Mars and Murrie? And that you can hear a blue whale's heartbeat from more than 2 miles away? And that the odds of getting a royal flush are exactly 1 in 649,740? And that the lyrebird can mimic almost any sounds it hears, including chainsaws? And that the speed of a computer mouse is measured in "Mickeys"? And did you know that sushi actually originated in Southeast Asia, and spread to South China before being introduced to Japan some time around the 8th century? And did you know that a male emperor penguin can go without eating for 120 days? And did you know that the smell you smell after it rain is called "petichor"? (Link throws his ocarina right at the owl's goddamn face) 😂 EDIT: Wow!! So many likes. Thank you! And yes, I had a day off at work and I was a little bored. It only took me like an hour do to it, lol 😂
@GamesbiteRtDL3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes warm rain or should I say Petichor
@xthax97183 жыл бұрын
Dedication
@thatdbzguyfr3 жыл бұрын
Why would you waste your time like this??
@GamesbiteRtDL3 жыл бұрын
@@thatdbzguyfr It's in the eyes of the watcher if it's a waste of time
@rlbx3 жыл бұрын
Bro why isn’t this pinned?
@ZLGaming1404 жыл бұрын
1:47 Hoo hoot! Little Link... Look up here! It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure! You will encounter many hardships ahead... Like playing with your Legos one day and realizing its not fun anymore. Coming to grips with concept of time. Gradually losing the freedom which exists in knowing nothing. And learning that your friends are relative to where you are in life. Most friends only stay for a season and usually because of your ahared interests. But when you move on or your priorities change, so will a majority of your friends. That is your fate. Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest times! 1:49 One day you'll find out that you owe the IRS $3,000. Then realize you misread the letter and you actually owe $30,000. And you'll learn that Chipotle isn't nearly as healthy as you thought Sure they list the calories, fat, carbs, cholesterol and the 0g of sugar on the menu but they omit the amount of sodium drenched in everything. A single burrito with carnitas, cilantro-lime rice, sour cream, roasted chili corn salsa and cheese will fill you up with almost a day's worth of sodium. Enjoy your high blood pressure, stroke, heart failure, osteoporosis, stomach cancer, kidney disease, kidney stones and headaches. Mabye this isn't that great of an alternative to McDonalds after all. Convenience isn't very healthy. You have to eat 3 times a day for the rest of your life. You should learn how to do it well. You'd be surprised to see how much better your life goes when you eat well. That is your fate. Don't feel discourage, even the toughest times! 1:54 And learning that, despite all the government gorges out of you with taxes, they still waste billions of our hard earned dollars on programs like studying mountain lions on treadmills, injecting hamsters with steroids and making them fight, studying beer koozies. Beer koozies. The thing that keeps your drink cold. The $1.3 million dollar study conducted by 2 bright University of Washington students was to determine if beer koozies work. It turns out they do work. Groundbreaking stuff. Then there's accidentally spending $28 million on green camouflage uniforms for the Afghan National Army. Afghanistan is 98 percent desert. They wasted $2 million attempting to increase trust between Tunisian political parties and citizens. $10,000,000 on "green growth" in Peru. $2,120,040,355,35 _attempting_ to turn and abandoned mental hospital into a Department of Homeland Security HQ. And don't even get me started on the billion dollar Medicare schemes. Centers for Medicare and Medicaid paid $48,000,000,000.00 in improper payments in Fiscal Year 2018. Since Medicare is such big program, it opens up all sorts of possibilities for abuse. It's all in Dr. Rand Paul's Summer 2019 Edition of "The Waste Report." 1:58 Go straight this way and you will see Hyrule Castle. You will meet a princess there... If you are lost and don't know which way to go, look at the Map. The areas you have explored will be shown on the map. A map is a diagrammatic representation of an area of land or sea showing physical features, cities, roads, etc. The word "map" can also be used to talk about a chart ot drawing that shows relationships between ideas, people, events, or anything else you can think about. Press START to enter the subscreens and Z or R to find the map. On the map subscreen, you will also see a flashing dot showing you which way to go next. Did you get all that? > No Yes 1:47 dialogue box. 2:00 (this is the fastest part even in 0.25 speed) Did you know the hashtag symbol is technically called an octothorpe? Or that the 100 folds in a chef's hat represent 100 ways to cook an egg? And that some cats are allergic to people? And that M&M stands for Mars and Murrie? And that you can hear a blue whale's heartbeat from more than 2 miles away? And that the odds of getting royal flush are exactly 1 in 649,740? And that the lyrebird can mimic almost any sounds it hears including chainsaws? And that the speed of a computer mouse is measured in "Mickeys?" And did you know that sushi actually originated in Southeast Asia, and spread to South China before being introduced to Japan some time around the 8th century? And did you know that a male emperor penguin can go without eating for 120 days? And did you know that the smell you smell after it rains is called "petichor?" End of 1:47 - 2:02
@jppacoidk4 жыл бұрын
Thanks you absolute legend
@loggamer7774 жыл бұрын
Yes
@KryztalKitsu4 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh thank you. I was having a hard time stopping it to read. Woah, I actually learned a lot from that long-winded owl. :)
@groundbeef24 жыл бұрын
You're a legend.
@ZLGaming1404 жыл бұрын
@@NErDy-pr1jf Idk how to italic but now I know how to thanks to google
@moronicpufferfish59003 жыл бұрын
"Why don't you eat the boulder?" Finally someone else wonders about that
@mmmnah76843 жыл бұрын
"Hylians eat plants, right? Why do you need farms? Why don't you just eat grass."
@ShotgunFiend3 жыл бұрын
@@mmmnah7684 a more accurate analogy is "hylians eat bread but there's a locked door made of bread sealing off the bread storage room"
@kratal1223 жыл бұрын
There was an attempted hand wave that the gorons were picky eaters and that only the rocks INSIDE Dodongo’s Cavern were palatable to them, so they couldn’t stomach eating the boulder blocking the entrance. My head canon is that by the time they had become hungry enough to eat the boulder they wouldn’t have regained the strength to deal with the resurgence of dodongos inside the cavern, which was also mentioned. I guess Ganondorf revived the dodongos before he blocked the entrance, because how else would the gorons know that they had reappeared inside the caves. It’s still a plot-hole, but not because it was completely ignored by the developers, it just wasn’t addressed convincingly. But, I’m of the opinion the the Zelda series has been written vaguely by design so that it can stimulate the fans’ imaginations by filling in the gaps and inconsistencies. For better or worse, it’s one of the main reasons I love the franchise.
@Darvoth3 жыл бұрын
I always assumed that they couldn’t eat that kind of rock. Like maybe they can’t digest it or maybe ganondorfs magic makes it toxic to them.
@isaacceja11083 жыл бұрын
Guys lets gust pay with graas
@AryaPlus6 ай бұрын
I love the attention to detail, just the most subtle things in the backround, and actually putting real sentences for the owl instead of random words or something
@LopChows4 жыл бұрын
no matter what animation you do, the Godzilla roar will always get me.
@nugget_real4 жыл бұрын
Same
@thevoidmagician66534 жыл бұрын
This whole video is amazing but what always draws me in is that nice, short, cool, and relaxing intro to your videos. That little sound effect that echoes on a screen of nothing but words and is in sync with the words appearing on screen is a such perfect way start your videos. I just thought this went unappreciated, thanks for uploading you amazing work!
@W3RT04 жыл бұрын
Pp
@JAM44224 жыл бұрын
I like when he burps at the start of his videos! Oh wait, that’s the other guy... I love your vids and all the details in them! Looking forward to part 2!
@severalpeople74824 жыл бұрын
Yep
@atmylimitrgggh4 жыл бұрын
@@TerminalMontage lonk
@red64714 жыл бұрын
The end music is cool too ^^
@joebobjon11273 жыл бұрын
The “why don’t you eat the boulder” sequence always hits me like a truck
@wackyanimations33263 жыл бұрын
@@Joshninja cause dey starvin
@joebobjon11273 жыл бұрын
@@Joshninja humans need vegetables to eat, but we also need protein among other things. We don’t know the Goron food pyramid, just that they like to eat and can’t survive without rocks.
@game84cube3 жыл бұрын
Buh-buh
@vanberryjr70273 жыл бұрын
I absolutely lost it right there
@braydenlewis34873 жыл бұрын
Why didnt we think of that! Link for President
@BigZay2397 Жыл бұрын
3:57 I was expecting to see them make fun how SLOW he scoots over. I was baffled at the fact I had to sit there for that long the very first time I played oot.
@Shyghost224 жыл бұрын
Link:"Why don't you eat the boulder?" Gorons: *IT'S FREE REAL ESTATE*
@geoffreywilson70084 жыл бұрын
"But we don't like how those rocks taste" Just eat the broccoli already, dessert is RIGHT THERE behind it.
@justiceforjoggers28974 жыл бұрын
@Yol Riin Lask Welcome to Humanity. Please enjoy your stay
@jomann_hd4 жыл бұрын
@@justiceforjoggers2897 indeed
@firstgalacticempire56644 жыл бұрын
*They eat Dodongo as well* 🤣🤣
@Sugondeeze_Nuts4 жыл бұрын
@@firstgalacticempire5664 Me: King Dodongo is pretty scary, he can eat more than one bomb without dying Gorons: Eat strong to becOME STRONG
@Outcrow4 жыл бұрын
This is so weird and so adorable at the same time. Weirdorable.
@user-ls3fe4nx3i4 жыл бұрын
😂
@fatyoshi48534 жыл бұрын
W e i r d o r a b l e
@TeSh1n4 жыл бұрын
PLEASE understand feel of memes
@FranDC44 жыл бұрын
"Weirdorable" that's a good word not gonna lie
@usagichanp4 жыл бұрын
that's all of their videos tbh
@cpine90623 жыл бұрын
I swear I'm gonna be so pissed if he waits 7 years to make part 2.
@captainkirk46373 жыл бұрын
He probably will…
@323starlight3 жыл бұрын
He’s probably reading this, sitting at his computer, rubbing his hands together and sayin “all according to keikaku”
@jed23ify3 жыл бұрын
Yea, I’m sad he never got to part 2 😞....
@yourmum69_4203 жыл бұрын
@@jed23ify Why say it like that, did he die? he's prolly just waiting 7 years... it's been one so far
@voiceofstem3 жыл бұрын
You jynxed it.
@drakon68784 жыл бұрын
"Why don't you eat the boulder?" "Why do you humans have farms? Why don't you eat grass and trees?"
@FangzwithaZ4 жыл бұрын
Well because.... because...... Idk why
@Manuel-tb3ew4 жыл бұрын
It’s not edible?
@ILiekFishes4 жыл бұрын
@@FangzwithaZ Mind size: Mega
@VitaEmerald3244 жыл бұрын
Yeah that’s right, punkass.
@fireshockgamer67344 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@danielash80994 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while. Just kinda mad there wasn’t a 5 minute segment of King Zora scooting over.
@Machstorm94 жыл бұрын
Thank you for speaking up about this issue!
@skully77354 жыл бұрын
Seriously. I was waiting for that too
@UXGillespie4 жыл бұрын
That WOULD have been funny!!!!
@satoruriolu61324 жыл бұрын
Inwas really expecting the last 4 minutes to be watching king going mweep
@VinchVolt4 жыл бұрын
"Oweep." "Oweep." "Oweep." "Oweep."
@haelstrom1014 жыл бұрын
1:58 A gamer's worst fear: *"No" comes before "Yes" when mashing through text*
@anaceweirdo15794 жыл бұрын
The agony it brings-
@angeltrox10474 жыл бұрын
That is true
@chespin_fan44414 жыл бұрын
Holy frick
@darklusare75824 жыл бұрын
so SO true
@unfunnyhere49904 жыл бұрын
oh God
@BottledPoe7 ай бұрын
I love all the little references that are in this lol, like smash bros going on on top of the castle and a black mage and a fighter walk into kakariko lol
@nagatoryu53024 жыл бұрын
"Why don't you eat the rock " Loooool I asked the same question when I was a kid 😂👌🏻
@isaiah2044 жыл бұрын
There actually is a goron who states their diet consists of the dodongo rocks specifically in the cave, though it is very easy to miss
@CptViscen4 жыл бұрын
Humans can eat grass right, just pull some up out of the ground and eat that dingus
@MetalCapR4 жыл бұрын
L O G I C
@stanstanstan25973 жыл бұрын
@@CptViscen I mean we can eat grass. I do it all the time
@colinnfuyen80234 жыл бұрын
Owl man at 1:46 : "Hoo hoot! Little Link... look up here! It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure! You will encounter many hardships ahead... Like playing with your Legos one day and realizing it's not fun anymore. Coming to grips with the concept of time. Gradually losing the freedom which exists in knowing nothing. And learning that your friends are relative to where you are in life. Most friends only stay for a season, and usually because of your shared interests. But when you move on or your priorities change, so will a majority of your friends. That is your fate. Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest times! One day you'll find that you owe the IRS $3,000. Then realize you misread the letter and you actually owe $30,000. And you'll learn that Chipotle isn't nearly as healthy as you thought. Sure they list the calories, fat, carbs, cholesterol and the 0g of sugar on the menu but they omit the amount of sodium drenched in everything. A single burrito with carnitas, cilantro-lime rice, sour cream, roasted chili corn salsa and cheese will fill you up with almost a day's worth of sodium. Enjoy your high blood pressure, stroke, heart failure, osteoporosis, stomach cancer, kidney disease, kidney stones and headaches. Maybe this isn't that great of an alternative to McDonalds after all. Convenience isn't very healthy. You have to eat 3 times a day for the rest of your life. You should learn how to do it well. You'd be surprised to see how much better your life goes when you eat well. That is your fate. Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest times! And learning that the government gorges out of you with taxes, they still waste billions of our hard earned dollars on programs like studying mountain lions on treadmills, injecting hamsters with steroids and making them fight and studying beer koozies. Beer koozies. The thing that keeps your drink cold. The $1.3 million dollar study conducted by 2 bright University of Washington students was to determine if beer koozies work. It turns out they do groundbreaking stuff. Then there's accidentally spending $28 million on green camouflage uniforms for the Afghan National Army. Afghanistan is 98 percent desert. They wasted $2 million attempting to increase trust between Tunisian political parties and citizens. $10,000,000 on "green growth" in Peru. $2,120,040,355.35 attempting to turn and abandoned mental hospital into a Department of Homeland Security HQ. And don't even get me started on the billion dollar Medicare schemes. Centers for Medicare and Medicaid paid $48,000,000,000.00 in improper payments in Fiscal Year 2018. Since Medicare is such a big program, it opens up all sorts of possibilities for abuse. It's all in Dr. Rand Paul's Summer 2019 Edition of "The Waste Report". Go straight this way and you will see Hyrule Castle. You will meet a princess there... If you are lost and don't know which way to go, look at the map. The areas you have explored will be shown on the map. A map is a diagrammatic representation of an area of land or sea showing physical features, cities, roads, etc. The word "map" can also be used to talk about a chart or drawing that shows relationships between ideas, people, events, or anything else you can think about. Press START to enter the subscreens and Z or R to find the map. On the map subscreen, you will also see a flashing dot showing you which way to go next. Did you get all that? ---> No Yes Hoo hoot! Little Link... look up here! It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure! You will encounter many hardships ahead... Like playing with your Legos one day and realizing it's not fun anymore. Coming to grips with the concept of time. Gradually losing the freedom which exists in knowing nothing. And learning that your friends are relative to where you are in life. Most friends only stay for a season, and usually because of your shared interests. But when you move on or your priorities change, so will a majority of your friends. That is your fate. Did you know that the hashtag symbol is technically called an octothorpe? Or that the 100 folds in a chef hat represent 100 ways to cook an egg? And that some cats are allergic to people? And that M&M stands for Mars and Murry? And that you can hear a blue whales heartbeat from more than 2 miles away? And that the odds of getting a royal flush are exactly 1 in 649,740? And that the lyrebird can mimic almost any sound it hears, including chainsaws? And that the speed of a computer mouse is measured in "Mickeys?" And did you know that sushi actually originated in Southeast Asia, and spread to South China before being introduced to Japan some time around the 8th century? And did you know that a male emperor penguin can go without eating for 120 days? And did you know that the smell you smell after it rains is called "petichor?"
@andrewmccune46294 жыл бұрын
Thanks I hate it
@andrewmccune46294 жыл бұрын
Read the whole thing btw
@nobleerobligeer80954 жыл бұрын
You are a hero
@jiahall4 жыл бұрын
this better get to top comment, thanks man
@playmanaig4 жыл бұрын
Thanks a lot, awesome work
@chiliboy064 жыл бұрын
I swear if he actually makes us wait seven years for part two im gonna be mad
@alivent79024 жыл бұрын
You were the chosen one TerminalMontage!
@Eggb0i4 жыл бұрын
Same
@roseannedenham25914 жыл бұрын
Hello there high-ground loser, sand hater, N O T Jedi master, Anakin SKYWALKER
@nahusosa94124 жыл бұрын
Same
@Juno_Kujo4 жыл бұрын
@@alivent7902 you were supposed to follow the video schedule, not mess it up! Bring balance to the animation community! Not leave it in late videos!
@Edward_YT_WEC7 ай бұрын
4:28 That was the most beautiful speech I have ever heard 🥹
@imperatorfulgur4 жыл бұрын
“We need rocks to eat but dodongo’s cavern is blocked by a boulder” “Why don’t you eat the boulder?” *B R A I N B L A S T*
@nocturnallsnake42284 жыл бұрын
They are so gourmets they only want the rocks from Dodongo's Cave. But where did that rock come from?
@MetalCapR4 жыл бұрын
It’s beeg brain time
@bruno_monteiro37864 жыл бұрын
Stonks
@gormauslander4 жыл бұрын
*Proceeds to devour everything, whether it moves or doesn't.
@CodesTheOtaku4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I always wondered why they didn’t do that.
@marsonomics4 жыл бұрын
"have you ever had a dream that you, you, could, you, you, you" "yes" *EEEEEEEEEEE*
@PichuGamer-tz8bl4 жыл бұрын
2:31 Zelda was singing
@sageerwang79934 жыл бұрын
just lower the playback speed man
@lorigamer87363 жыл бұрын
Best dream ever
@christopherforeman47733 жыл бұрын
Am I missing a reference?
@mattmcd28033 жыл бұрын
Y’all should check out Schmoyoho’s have You Ever Had a Dream songify
@tadeogomez73034 жыл бұрын
I love how Navi's only understandable phrase is that 'hello!' at the start
@TaIathar4 жыл бұрын
Apparently you missed the several times Navi said "Hey! Listen!"
@anonymoose4774 жыл бұрын
Hello! Hey Listen! HEY!!! Navi says Nani. Have I mentioned Watch out!
@DuncanMoua4 жыл бұрын
WaTcH oUt
@tadeogomez73034 жыл бұрын
@@TaIathar She says it so fast it's pretty much not understandable
@logicaloverdrive8197 Жыл бұрын
1:49 I appreciate you going back into the subtitles to say that they do show sodium now.
@loganwilliams71214 жыл бұрын
2:31 hahahahaha “have you ever had a dream that you want you you could do you you” “yes” **Extreme joy screech**
@amyfox48293 жыл бұрын
this series has insane replay value and i am here to stamp my most beloved frames: 2:55 falling goron 3:11 *realization* 4:53 the ICONIC ganon jig
@kitsunedosfulminesaku84222 жыл бұрын
4:53 Ronaldinho soccer
@TheMeq2 жыл бұрын
3:24 Howls Moving Castle
@emints16472 жыл бұрын
2:16 Buh Buh (My favorite part)
@Castx737022 жыл бұрын
0:50 - Something has definitly gone wrong with the Epoch.
@noahkrueger28662 жыл бұрын
Feeding frenzy begins 3:09
@ChaoticTurtle3 жыл бұрын
He's totally gonna make part 2 seven years later. Such absurd humor is why we love him.
@Miketa2453 жыл бұрын
well frick me I think you're absolutely right
@psycho_mantis21143 жыл бұрын
I would hate/ love it but this madlad might do it About 6 years and 4 months left
@goku34603 жыл бұрын
Let’s hope he goes by dog years lol
@stuartcodd35683 жыл бұрын
That’s dedication to the bit
@zekebeans6743 жыл бұрын
Oop, I posted practically the same comment, sorry about that! I swear I didn’t see this before posting mine!
@KayzIdeas Жыл бұрын
The "PLAY THE FLUTE CHILD" captions never get old. Actually, none of the custom captions never get old.
@latt.qcd92214 жыл бұрын
2:11 I was expecting it would immediately turn to night and the drawbridge would be lifted just before he got there.
@MegaManDied4 жыл бұрын
Nah Link was rolling, he got there in time
@bodevaughn15994 жыл бұрын
Bro same ive missed that so many times until i relized that you could side step to get there faster, i kinda wish he put that in there...
@SeddyAm4 жыл бұрын
Same
@Idk-pr2nd4 жыл бұрын
I walk backwards I think that's faster
@Novaliod4 жыл бұрын
There's always part 2! ; )
@enthtai4 жыл бұрын
1:47 was 100% not expecting a Dog Of Wisdom reference there.
@buzzlightyear81574 жыл бұрын
22 hours ago?
@breadlord28554 жыл бұрын
In order to read the wisdom of the owl You must B I R D U P CaCaW
@laylawindstreak64294 жыл бұрын
1:54 “Then there’s accidentally spending $28 million on *green* camouflage uniforms for the Afghan National Army.” “Afghanistan is 98 percent desert.” Lmao, that “Accidentally” made me laugh.
@kingbash64664 жыл бұрын
If that dancing Ganondorf at the end isn’t turned into a gif, then I will lose all faith in humanity.
@truediamant7774 жыл бұрын
Me too
@zapgamer44154 жыл бұрын
King Bash the world isn't ready for such power
@chlli4 жыл бұрын
4:54
@xanderthomas23184 жыл бұрын
Already done
@personita2.7334 жыл бұрын
@@xanderthomas2318 Show *pls*
@SXel4 жыл бұрын
"Why don't you eat the boulder? " God damn, how is that nobody thought in that before? O_o
@Chaos89P4 жыл бұрын
Because the Gorons explain that they've become way too picky about the rocks they eat.
@djpegao4 жыл бұрын
After all this time and nobody had thought of that simple solution.
@dgplayzit44384 жыл бұрын
@@Chaos89P "we are starving to death but we won't eat the giant boulder in the way of our food even though we eat rocks because we are too picky"
@TechBlade90004 жыл бұрын
@@djpegao Then if vines block your way anymore eat the vines
@peeearl4 жыл бұрын
When you edit your comment and there is still an error in it..
@Judith_Vega4 жыл бұрын
I can relate to everything presented here, specially with the dam... owl
@Chadius4 жыл бұрын
That talk about friends really cut me deep/
@ioccasionallyeatwings4 жыл бұрын
Did you actually take the time to read what the owl was saying? Well sorry for you then...
@agr0nianTV4 жыл бұрын
@@ioccasionallyeatwings I did it was interesting.
@the_real_yummuy4 жыл бұрын
Bababababababababababa×1000000000000000000000
@FreedomAndPeaceOnly4 жыл бұрын
Yeah we all felt that owl.
@mattmcd280311 ай бұрын
The Goron fall at 2:55 with accompanying scream from The Mummy(?) is just the most wonderful, random, hilarious bit of comedy and illustrates this channel’s unique genius. Gets me every single time.
@MrsNaNi17610 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@IvailoStoychev4 жыл бұрын
I just spent 10 minutes pausing and unpausing everything the owl says, and I feel like I have spiritually ascended to higher level of intelligence.
@zubair11494 жыл бұрын
You can use "< > keys" when you pause a video. This'll allow you to go through the frames of the video. or slow the video speed to see what goes through the extremely fast moments.
@kozvinn4 жыл бұрын
Please. Tell us what you've learned, higher being.
@Pau_aart4 жыл бұрын
@@zubair1149 OMG, this information is very helpful
@shadowwhistle6064 жыл бұрын
You have ascended to the realm of legends... and I just joined you
@DarkGoldenDragon19894 жыл бұрын
I did the same like I slowed the video as much as possible just to read everything and pause without missing lmao
@sqidicarus6524 жыл бұрын
This isn’t the story of Link. This is the adventure of Pepto Bismol.
@CosmicCreatorCat4 жыл бұрын
'May cause mild burning alive'
@candycoated_rage65914 жыл бұрын
"Navi." "*Navi.*" "Get the pepto bismol-" (Screams of the darned)
I had to pause as to not fall out of my chair laughing when i heard the voice cluster is under attack. Oh the nostalgia
@dakatzman92444 жыл бұрын
"Why don't you eat the boulder" - Everyone who played this game.
@Negi10014 жыл бұрын
Seriously. I was mad when I realized that.
@icee17834 жыл бұрын
w h o d i d n ‘ t
@frozenburst644 жыл бұрын
Well the reason why they didn't easy the boulder. Was because they were picky eaters and only ate specific rocks in the cavern though the enemy's and dodongo were to dangerous to deal with. So they would rather starve than just deal with eating some form of food.
@keeshaapdian36584 жыл бұрын
If there was an option to say that I wouldn't have spent so much time on puzzles and bombs
@mempez85274 жыл бұрын
I wish they said the cavern was covered by like...obsidian or something. That would have been more realistic and less frustrating imao
@fazu32224 жыл бұрын
I never heard a more threatening and powerful sound than “Bu buh”
@realkingtoast4 жыл бұрын
cool pfp
@seacow81144 жыл бұрын
BA BUH BA BUH BA BUH BA
@Leonhardt044 жыл бұрын
... bird up
@realkingtoast4 жыл бұрын
@@Leonhardt04 DUH DUH DUH
@azzybeatz59664 жыл бұрын
Bud buh.
@glados10994 жыл бұрын
“It’s not just a boulder. It’s a rock.”
@daltonmasonbestfriend4life4 жыл бұрын
k r u s t y k r a b p i z z a i s t h e p i z z a f o r y o u a n d m e
@MoonlightStatic4 жыл бұрын
Spongebob! Will you forget the stupid pioneers! Have you even realized that there are NONE of them left? That's because they were lousy hitchhikers, ate coral, and took directions from ALGAE!
@keluargadjose44304 жыл бұрын
XD
@tlebron84264 жыл бұрын
It’s not just a rock, IT’S DINNER!!!
@Noydred4 жыл бұрын
English is not even my first language and I got it
@AidenKemp-qq8wc Жыл бұрын
with all the torture link goes through, if this was a speedrun he would have a time of at least 10 hours because of all the times he died
@galacticsongbird4 жыл бұрын
When he said “No” instead of “Yes” and had to go through all the dialogue again? I felt that.
@Berry_Bruiser4 жыл бұрын
When the owl showed up it was all I had hoped for and he delivered. 10/10 would by accidentally press no again
@somerandomwizard57994 жыл бұрын
‘B’ means NO!!!! Ok I shall restart
@edgarivan26744 жыл бұрын
2:38 - 2:39 Kirbo and Luigi can be seen wandering inside the castle. Have they started investigating speedrunning phenomena across other games?
@davidhong19344 жыл бұрын
Then where's Genos?
@slavkei4 жыл бұрын
@@davidhong1934 Probably getting his arms punched off by a monster again, he's really good at that. Geno is busy getting ready to get rejected from the next Smash lineup, sadly, if that's who you were actually asking about.
@drkrzdoe23304 жыл бұрын
2:37 look at the 2nd window i just saw a glimpse of someone but only like for a frame alsi slow it down at 0.25x if you want it to be easier
@Josuh4 жыл бұрын
@@drkrzdoe2330 just pause the video and press " , " or " . " to see the individual frames in the video, that's genos
@geek_x45654 жыл бұрын
I love how when I clicked on the 2:38 I was met with Zelda's banshee screech
@robertcurry3894 жыл бұрын
If you actually pause for every frame with the owl he’s spitting straight facts.
@SS5K4 жыл бұрын
Reminder you can use "." and "," to move one frame at a time
@andersontucker55224 жыл бұрын
TJ D there’s a frame by frame button? I put it at .25 speed and kept pausing and playing
@Sugondeeze_Nuts4 жыл бұрын
These straight facts you mentioned were all fabricated by Terminal Montage :^/
@TheZiiFamily4 жыл бұрын
First: i will always love my legos and second: I OWE THE IRS HOW MUCH?!
@josephb.46404 жыл бұрын
Victor Vizcarra - Sounds like someone can’t handle the truth.
@valaquenta2203 ай бұрын
1:52 Link is smashing the part of the N64 controller where there's only a stick and a D-pad, no wonder he can't make the owl shut up xD.
@nixerin4 жыл бұрын
“Why don’t you eat the boulder?” These words revolutionized someone’s life.
@Sugondeeze_Nuts4 жыл бұрын
More like an entire city
@abode26624 жыл бұрын
9 year old me: chillin' with the rocks My brain: wHy dOn'T yOu eAt tHe bOulDeR?
@Warwickturkiyem4 жыл бұрын
hahahhahahaa this comment is make me like ....................
@BigHailFan4 жыл бұрын
They say they can't in game.
@smartstuf10264 жыл бұрын
whenever theres an obstacle in your way... *EAT IT*
@sketchb.cartooni58404 жыл бұрын
He’s gonna make the second part in like 10 years for the joke isn’t he?
@krisinacrisis4 жыл бұрын
the fact he hearted it does not bode well
@paulagodebrito4 жыл бұрын
@@krisinacrisis im currently laughing, but with tears in my eyes
@megustamegiwana4344 жыл бұрын
7 years for it to be a real ocarina reference
@rubeusphantom87054 жыл бұрын
@@megustamegiwana434 true
@rubeusphantom87054 жыл бұрын
@I like Pancakes When you get the master sword and turn into Adult Link, 7 years have passed since you’ve gotten the sword
@RED-sl2le3 жыл бұрын
He’s done it boys, Ganondorf is back and he wants us to “Besarlo suavemente”
@chubeviewer3 жыл бұрын
Suavemente, bésame Que quiero sentir tus labios besándome otra vez
@krotos61343 жыл бұрын
@@chubeviewer ese coro!!!
@TheAntiYuu3 жыл бұрын
It’s why I’m here
@randomslomo18753 жыл бұрын
Yes... Part 2 ☺️
@mr.harrow34053 жыл бұрын
**dancing intensifies**
@TwilightChomperEnthusiast10 ай бұрын
1:03 I love how it’s implied that Link (I mean, Pepto Bismol) only picked up the grass clippings instead of the gems from earlier.
@yourlocalguardsman4 жыл бұрын
that owl just told me the cold truth, now imma stare at a wall contemplating my life based on what he said
@personsomeone27604 жыл бұрын
Did he say how many licks it takes to get to the center of the tootsie pop
@pain36724 жыл бұрын
@@personsomeone2760 nope
@AbortusMaximus4 жыл бұрын
i too am sad
@ponch423804 жыл бұрын
Did he say something like friends are only you friends because something and something about anxiety
@sourlemon41963 жыл бұрын
Something about eating healthily being in debt to the irs and most of the friends you made are from a common interest and when you inevitably lose those interest relatively quickly the friends will disappear too
@powerless85674 жыл бұрын
4:49 Everything about this scene is perfect holy crap
@RED-sl2le4 жыл бұрын
It’s the physical embodiment of the word art The music The animation The dancing It’s all perfect
@zachm56234 жыл бұрын
I still don't know what's with the weird triforce though
@oznofow4 жыл бұрын
love how the triforce is like *”no not triangle”*
@BlackScreenProductions1254 жыл бұрын
@@zachm5623 I believe it's a Vinesauce reference.
@jimmywhite68634 жыл бұрын
@@zachm5623 it's a 4chan reference, they could type the triforce on there at some point but nowadays it can only be misaligned like in this video.
@zetasann4 жыл бұрын
Terminal: Get a sponsor The viewers: *“I raised that boy.”*
@insertcoolnamehere9374 жыл бұрын
I'm glad that he has gotten a sponsor finally :)
@shinchanthebest4 жыл бұрын
yup
@jg92874 жыл бұрын
Truly one of the greatest things to see
@freshfromsa134 жыл бұрын
Yepsy they grow so fast
@Yeheah4 жыл бұрын
Me: JAJAJAJA RONALDINHO SOCCER
@lawrencefitzgerald4744 Жыл бұрын
I've just started watching your videos, and I love how the expanded universe is all connected. I also appreciate how even at the first playback speed on YT, I _still_ had to manually pause/unpause the video rapidly to read everything the owl said.
@Chaft0154 жыл бұрын
4:50 "A TRIFORCE ! I'LL STEAL IT ! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW !"
@lyingriotman22204 жыл бұрын
God this makes it so much better, lmao!
@frickroll4 жыл бұрын
*NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!* NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW! No one will ever know! ᴺᵒ ᵒⁿᵉ ʷᶦˡˡ ᵉᵛᵉʳ ᵏⁿᵒʷᵎ
@carachamadofinger46404 жыл бұрын
_ronaldinho socser_
@kameronschadt52464 жыл бұрын
"Link... Then that means Zelda is alone and UNPROTECTED!!!"
@The-Will-Billy4 жыл бұрын
he yells it. thats the best part .
@Ittodakimasuyo4 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the four spiritual stones: forest, fire, water and most important of all, hen.
@superwhatevergamin96344 жыл бұрын
Cockadoodle do-not-aggro-it.
@dashlee20034 жыл бұрын
Thats a Cucco but joke stills works I used to call it chicken-boi