Something’s Burning S2 E03: Jim Jefferies & Forrest Shaw Make a Bloomin’ Onion with Lamb Lollipops

Something’s Burning S2 E03: Comedians, Jim Jefferies & Forrest Shaw hang out and watch me make a bloomin’ onion, Vegemite beer cheese dip, lamb lollipops, and an Oreo Vegemite cheesecake.
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BLOOMIN’ ONION
INGREDIENTS
* Sweet onion, like Vidalia
* Flour
* Cayenne pepper
* Paprika
* Dried thyme
* Dried oregano
* Ground cumin
* Salt and pepper
* Eggs
* Whole milk
* Frying oil
Steps
1. Slice pointy side of onion off, then peel. Place onion cut-side down on cutting board
2. Starting ½” from the root, make a downward cut all the way through. Continue all the way around the onion.
3. Combine flour, cayenne, paprika, thyme, oregano, cumin, and black pepper in one bowl
4. Combine eggs, milk, and one cup water; whisk
5. Place onion in a separate bowl, flower-up and pour the flour mixture all over, making sure to get all in between the “petals.”
6. Fully submerge floured onion in egg mixture, spooning it on top if necessary.
7. Repeat flour process
8. Heat at least 3” inches of frying oil in a Dutch oven
9. Carefully lower the onion into the oil; fry about 3-4 minutes.
10. Turn over and cook until golden brown.
11. Drain on paper towels before serving
VEGEMITE BEER CHEESE DIP
INGREDIENTS
* Flour
* Salt
* Unsalted butter
* Milk
* Beer
* Vegemite
* Mustard powder
* Paprika
* Chicken salt
* Grated gouda
Steps
1. Melt butter in a sauce pan over medium heat
2. Add flour and stir, then lower heat to medium-low.
3. Add beer, stirring continuously.
4. Once thickened slightly, add milk and stir until thick again.
5. Add Vegemite, mustard powder, paprika, and chicken salt. Stir to combine and reduce heat to low.
6. Add grated cheese, one handful at a time. Stir quickly to combine before adding more handfuls.
7. Pour into serving dish.
LAMB LOLLIPOPS
INGREDIENTS
* Malt syrup
* Vegemite
* Zest and juice of lemon
* Lamb cutlets
* Olive oil
Steps
1. Combine malt syrup, Vegemite, and lemon juice in a bowl. Set aside
2. Drizzle cutlets with oil, salt, and pepper
3. Heat a large frying pan on high heat. Cook cutlets for 2 min on each side for medium-rare.
4. Rest, loosely covered in foil.
5. Dip cutlets in malt mixture and serve.
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[@declaredjeans7555]

Don't make the episodes shorter, Bert! This is awesome!!

[@punker2534]

Letting Brent cook actually allows some time for others to talk!

[@mobucks555]

best comment

[@ldrsquad]

This Brett guy really knows when to shut up. At least his knife skills makes me less nervous now

[@RolandSpecialSauce]

Nope. He still interrupts every chance he gets to talk about himself.

[@zackharrison9880]

bret kurshner its a master chef!

[@AgendaInMind]

He forgets his train of thought though, and never finishes a story. What about the Treaty???

[@CollinThomasEverett]

Bert's hard dodge of explaining the Treaty of Versailles at the end there, is one of the funniest things I have ever seen in my life.

[@bradklein3519]

Dude.. his I made you guys dessert. Dead

[@CollinThomasEverett]

@@bradklein3519 “it was Woodrow Wilso- I made you guys cheesecake!” ….”did ya?” 😂😂😂

[@justinbridgez]

and thn hes like i just like making people happy. then TREATY OF VERSAILLE!!!!!!!! jesus mrbeast would gringe at his retention rate. (andrew shultz mrbeast reference) berts the king (another thing king) of retention rate. smh like being super fat another high number sure hes proud of lmaoo. guess ill never know. dude even tried to save it. i sware that was on purpose now that i think of it he cant drink that much kool aid......ehhh, nvm

[@VandepoelM]

Look up Avi Yemeni and his interview with Jim Jeffries on CC, and the footage of a hidden camera of the actual interview. Its disgusting.

[@PaulWTaber-zd8ds]

Time stamp?

[@kcrichton7485]

Please do these weekly. Fucking perfect for a few beers and bowls

[@brodebrode]

Right!!!!!

[@VandepoelM]

Look up Avi Yemeni and his interview with Jim Jeffries on CC, and the footage of a hidden camera of the actual interview. Its disgusting.

[@bearrett50kal17]

I agree this would be nice weekly but I don't think it's logistically possible, I think there's more pre-filming production time required for this show than an typical podcast. I'm not a know it all, I could be very wrong that this takes more time and effort than a normal pod, but I'd take this weekly over Bertcast, not sure how people enjoy his personal pod. Never really got into Bertcast because it's just too much Bert, even though he talks over Tom constantly on 2 Bears, which I enjoy, Tom at least gives him shit for it which his random guests don't do as much on Bertcast, and I skip 2 Bears episodes if Tom isn't there because it's just Bertcast in a different studio. Long story short this show should be weekly and completely replace Bertcast, as that would make it more logistically feasible, and this show averages a lot more viewers than Bertcast so I think he'd make more money that way.

[@willvr4]

I'm so glad they brought this show back after the pandemic. It's such a simple but great concept.

[@ianheinke1405]

I love how Berts shirt just becomes increasingly more splattered with cooking oils, and as this happens Jim’s edibles kick in and his cold dead eyes stare into abyss, and finally when the treaty of Versailles is brought up, and the reasoning behind its cause for WW2, they cut forward to the three wanting a lamb lollipop 🎉🎉🎉🎉 absolute gold

[@DemocracyTheater]

That edible kicked in when that onion hit the table 🤣😂🤣

[@Last_Chance.]

I hope Bert is doing ok with the kidney transplant

[@matthewwestbrook4735]

Well with the full body blood transfusion he should be getting a bit better

[@yogi4202]

☠️Vegamite☠️

[@huntertippetts3670]

Not to mention his heart transplant from a couple weeks ago

[@TBLUNTZ420]

@@huntertippetts3670 what?

[@marksmith3991]

kidney transplants lol

[@juliusschoenfeld8493]

Bert is the only person with cooking show that says “I don’t want to give away my exact recipe”

[@ricog2343]

Dudes having a psychological break through about banging a mattress and Bert and Jim don’t care at all😂😂

[@toastedjoe1013]

The whole episode he seemed to be contemplating his life while Bert and Jim ramble on.

[@jimmyjunk8498]

@@toastedjoe1013 Yeah because he's not funny....

[@brodebrode]

I totally buried that for some reason.....hahaha

[@RadioSnivins]

In front of his voyeur mother.

[@bearrett50kal17]

Jim Bert carried Shaw to a decent episode, as far as I'm concerned this made me want to watch more Jim and never want to see Shaw on anything anywhere ever again.

[@chasebliss5045]

As a dutch person it's always very entertaining to hear people from out of the country talk about our "sinterklaas" tradition. Love these cooking podcasts Bert! Hope you're doing well after your transplant

[@getzata96]

Better than talking about your dreadful breakfast of toast with sprinkles lol

[@chasebliss5045]

@@getzata96 To be honest, pretty much no one eats that as breakfast. And if they do, it's never with toast. It's always with a plain piece of white bread. The "everyone in the netherlands eats chocolate sprinkles for breakfast" myth is about as real as the "everyone in the netherlands wear clogs" thing.

[@badgrand]

Haha, it’s mostly weird for me. As a fellow Dutchman I have to admit it’s a crazy tradition indeed. LoL!!

[@jasonguest5820]

Trying to explain why the traditions ended up this way turns into a 20 minute history lesson. Spain brutally occupied Dutch territory hundreds of years ago. Why? Well....

[@nickp440]

chase bliss. nice pedals.

[@DaisyisHalo]

My favorite time of the week, when I leave my work on the back burner so I can procrastinate with Chef Bret

[@AndrewSmith-pc8eq]

I love the fact that this episode took an hour, and Outback makes bloomin onions in 5 mins!

[@BEEE-F]

This was great. I'm loving these cooking shows! "Oh. Yeah! The Treaty of Versaillesss... oooh. I made you guys dessert, too!"

[@grampageoff]

Bert being genuinely surprised the food is actually good every single episode is the best

[@skato7291]

i think a lot of us can relate to that lmao

[@Dukedogdog]

You have missed an episode prior to this comment lmao

[@BACNandEGGS]

22:30 WIPES HIS HANDS THEN NOSE THEN HANDS AGAIN LMAO

[@stevenbowen591]

keep the episodes LONG!!!! dont edit them out, this is the best damn cooking show

[@brentmarshall4936]

Baked Jim watching an onion fry might be the funniest thing in this video.

[@AndrewSmith-pc8eq]

This is my favorite show! Comedians cooking food! BRILLIANT!!!!

[@bobkathy5877]

"Oh I made you guys dessert too!" Was so cute 😂

[@victoria6030]

Bert never not handing the knife blade first kills me. 😭

[@andyritchie5109]

It took way too long for someone to say this. Handle first Bert!

[@Hauns91]

Stumbled upon these a couple days ago and I need more. All of them are hilarious. All the stories to are so great.

[@rjt201]

dude i listened to every jim jeffries podcast episode back in 2018 while I doordashed for hours, waiting for each new episode. Jim and Forrest's chemistry is hilarious

[@lucasw24]

@@menwithven8114 Just because someone has some left leaning views doesn’t mean they are “full lib”. And honestly why does that even matter. He’s a comedian, not a politician. He doesn’t even really do political bits. His views don’t make his jokes less funny. Why do people like you always bring up politics when it has nothing to do with said conversation? Gets old quick.

[@v8holdentiger]

Can’t wait for IDKAT to get Brett on as their expert on Fitness

[@JustHi3132]

"Now u look like you know what your doing" as bert starts scooping scolding hot oil with a plastic spoon 🤣

[@fetusdeletus8648]

Brent looks absolutely cooked during the solo stove sponsor ad 😂😂😂

[@CTCF17]

Who ever decided this should be a long format, you deserve a pay rise!

[@markysharky9879]

41:59 Berts face when he knows the food is *Bussin*

[@vivwinsome2363]

When you think in pictures and Bert says: ..."oh yeah you liberated my *gunt"...🤣🤣🤣 luv seeing the banter between USA n Oz commedians, bloody gold 🥇

[@kenziearmstrong566]

“i’m bloomin surprised “ 😂

[@kylowren6055]

I fucking love the Somethings Burning series… a cooking show combined with a absolutely hilarious and REAL commentary. Keep it up man love yah👍

[@brandoncharles1215]

Bernt: it’s early afternoon so we won’t go too hard *proceeds to pour himself half a glass of tequila

[@FillipJPhry]

I'm so impressed with bert. in the middle of four story he tried a piece of the onion that he threw in there see how long it cooks and was pleasantly surprised about how good it was, and said nothing!!!!

[@ryanmediano2424]

Lol what part did this happen? I’ve been listening to this without really watching while I cook!

[@thatrebelboy48]

@@ryanmediano2424 41:55

[@patrickstaple]

Everyone needs to watch the Always Sunny Episode "The gang buys a boat". All I could think of when they were talking about living on a boat ..."because of the implication"

[@dustingraiff]

FYI Australian lamb can arrive fresh to the U.S.. It’s also the most widely consumed lamb in the U.S.. Brent Crystals did great cooking it!

[@HumboldtGuanoBand]

26:57 "Melt the sutter in the bosspan" 🤣

[@cliffburton534]

I'm so happy this show has accepted the more longform/podcast style. Fucking love it. I feel like Bert could rock even longer episodes!

[@MrFrostieBalls]

When I read "lamb lollipops" in the title, I got excited to see how well Bert was going to trim the bone down.... But then he didn't do it. They're not lollipops until the ribs are trimmed down; those are just lamb chops. 😅

[@Hungryhipoe]

Damn Bart looks slammered talking about solostove.

[@benjaminspeigle6755]

Bert has perfected wet hand dry hand . I've seen professional chef's who couldn't grasp the concept

[@coltonbest4866]

Best show ever you have a hell of a production going Bert!

[@Luffnin]

Don't you mean Brent Krishner

[@BlackestAMSG]

Jim just tearing into that onion and cheese on his plate like he hasn't eaten in years🤣🤣🤣 44:48 and since he plated

[@tattben1207]

Bert says taking care of her. And proceeds to say he lasted 1 minute. He is hilarious.

[@chadandersonify]

At 6:15, Jim asks “are we allowed to talk” 😂

[@pikasnipe1]

Forrest without a hat or glasses... So different. This week's IDKAT was great!

[@YCWideawakeFinest252]

Didnt even recognize him😅 looks like shit

[@GEORGE_WARD]

This is like when 2 people who have the same friend take turns talking to them but don't talk to each other

[@ricksanchez5696]

*Or like you and you step dad avoid each other while still talking to your mom..its okay timmy*

[@JUNKHEAD224]

Love that this show is back.

[@MJLynch808]

Love the show! Does it bother anyone else how Bert passes people knives? Haha

[@adamwallace985]

Yes I was always told to hold the blade end so they can grab the handle

[@chancemartin4737]

The close up of Forest pouring Bert's is golden

[@jaytierney]

Bert's joy at remembering the dessert! haha

[@RobPalmer80]

I first saw Jim on "Grouchy Young Men" on the UK version of Comedy Central in the late 00s. "Jim Jefferies: Alcoholocaust" is one of my favourite stand-up specials.

[@zukitough]

I love that can of Kroger cut green beans is still on the shelf

[@joshsatterfield9440]

Great pod, these always keep me interested. Thanks burt

[@andrewwhite1305]

I really love this show.

[@notgibbs4966]

14:49 didn’t have to call me out like that😂

[@Silver99_YT]

Drink every time Forrest mentions he was a Marine Biologist! LOL

[@DepthFromAbove]

Bert washing his hands be like.. Bert: *turns on water Also Bert: *looks back over his shoulder while holding hidden hands beside water

[@ryancarter-squire6804]

Why is he soaking up the lamb juices? That shit is GOLD!

[@idahogrowler2521]

The flies are a good touch

[@YourwivestataBBBCH]

I love Bert’s laugh 😂

[@shadyp-zv3uf]

should be a ringtone

[@puffdaddy69]

oh ya and when he tries to talk while laughing he sounds like animals mating

[@YourwivestataBBBCH]

@@shadyp-zv3uf lol yeah it’s definitely one of a kind and ringtone worthy..

[@kateprovance]

I've never heard a more accurate description of Israelis. "No, you don't want the hummus from this place, you should go to THIS place."

[@Kholdstare0503]

Just noticed Bert is wearing a Winston Salem Dash hat. My hometown, what a small world!

[@kathleenknauer1065]

I agree with Forest, I will unpack to feel a lil more normal! Great Show Bert!

[@twveach]

When Bert need some positive reinforcement he looks over in the corner at his chef and smiles…lol love it

[@sxking]

So that story about the Treaty of Versailles was fucking awesome. Great story telling skills Bert! Love hearing you talk about history!

[@jennaann1268]

I’ve been looking forward to these EVERYWEEKV

[@neil865]

Forrest wasn't actually the support act during Jim's first time in Israel, Adam Bloom was.

[@fullimetal7581]

My favorite part of this show is Bert kissing his fingers and poking ever piece of food.

[@Comidand]

the fly in the cheese bowl while making the sauce

[@DaveWhoa]

vegemite adds UMAMI (or savoriness), one of the five basic tastes, the others being Sweetness, Sourness, Saltiness, and Bitterness. and yes its awesome on buttered toast!

[@NzStumpyTech]

LOL Jim had the munchies HARD he couldnt stop with that onion hahahhaha

[@mobucks555]

i freaking love this show so much

[@jfkeeling]

Holy fuck Bert, you know some funny dudes. Thanks man.

[@Don-Forta]

im Dutch, and what jim said on the intro was real! LOL

[@mediaxmarketing4631]

pouring cold oil into the hot oil just made that batter absorb ALL of that oil. that onion was a grease bomb

[@Idotisme]

Im Australian i never heard of jim Jeffery's until netflix. Jim owen was my favourite comedian until then.

[@chefcouch7174]

The black Pete segment had me rolling 😅 I grew up with an Oma and Opa from the Netherlands. My mom wouldn’t allow my stepfather to display him at Christmas, Sinterklaas was ok though.

[@bingobango301]

11:54 Lyle Chipperson gets a mention.. Tsssss. Fawk Yeah

[@hhswrestler52]

Hope the gastric bypass and lapband surgery went well! Thinking of you bern!

[@kasiiiiax3]

"I won't go to hard cause its early in the afternoon" Watching Bert pour that tequila and him choose the glass with more tequila is great cause fkn same. So glad somethings burning is back

[@colbyconner8157]

Burt always passing the knifes backwards 😅

[@JGnuff]

Bert...your comedy, and the other clowns you have on that are comedy gold as well....make this world more bearable. This avenue gives respite, however brief.....from the chaos that is endured daily. Thank you bro, shit's more important than you will ever know.

[@raymondperales1085]

Yeah!!!🎉🎉🎉🎉 Thanks uncle Bert ❤

[@richardandrade9418]

Thank the gods this show is back

[@sandgthompson]

Bert always groans about how delicious something is the INSTANT it hits his mouth.

[@martinjackson7201]

Been missing these

[@praokon]

OMG I'am dead...... Jim Said "My mum saw my 13 y/o sweaty asshole" ahhahahahah Jim just never gets old listening to

[@russellyoung8812]

Both of you guys absolutely crushed it in Victoria B.C. But I got to give the win to Bert, with honorable mentions to Jim for barking down Karens :)

[@austinexplorer512]

WOw I been waiting my whole life to see Jim Jeffreries in a cooking segment thanks TOM SEGURA!

[@jayjason2517]

I like that Bert's shirt is covered with stains at the end of the show and there are flies flying around at the end when they show the finished dishes.

[@Heywoodjablowme420]

Glad show is back! Miss the old set up though, felt it vibed little better when guest able to help or step behind counter

[@jeremyinthewild]

haha that's two episodes now Bert has passed a knife blade first to a guest lol

[@jaredstephens8399]

I love this show. Bert has a natural feel for so many avenues of life.

[@gavinhargraves4500]

I wonder if all Aussie's mouth blast their fingers while eating hand foods. Man's was getting first knuckle deep with each bite😂😂

[@works2travel359]

Someone teach this man how to pass a knife😅love the show, been watching all of them.

[@FillipJPhry]

kidney transplant a side I think this is the first episode that I could actually learn to cook something... but the subtitles are pretty damn important ;-)

[@thegozman1797]

These are my favorite videos on KZbin. Great concept. Keep ‘em fuckin comin Bert

[@Marc-uw4lw]

Love this series. Good to see Jim! Haven't seen him in a while

[@jarjamz5916]

Rolled up sleeping bag. Rubber glove. Lube. You're welcome lads!

[@OfficialFingazMC]

Go on Jim mate!

[@LuminousSapien]

Jim Jefferies and Forrest Shaw are a very funny duo, This has been a great podcast Bart!