The Monarchy Sucks w/ Jim Jefferies | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 184

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This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave Bert Kreischer welcomes guest bear Jim Jefferies! They discuss serial killers, Australia, and a having a bad sense of smell. They discuss Brad Pitt, Austin Butler, Tom Holland and accents. They discuss Jim’s new TV show and try to see how well Bert would do on it. They discuss the Royal Family, the comedy terrorist, top tier American and foreign comedians, and Jimmy Carr’s attempted cancelation. They also discuss controversial current events, Jim’s comedy, Jim’s Dad and Australian legend Shane Warne.
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:07:22 - Sense of Smell and Brad Pitt, Austin Butler, and Tom Holland
00:22:59 - Accents and Jim’s New Game Show
00:42:51 - The Royal Family and The Comedy Terrorist
00:53:22 - United Kingdom and Top Tier Comedy
01:13:14 - Jimmy Carr and Attempted Cancelations
01:26:40 - Controversial Current Events
01:34:38 - Jim’s Comedy and World Series of Poker
01:39:59 - Shane Warne and Cricket
01:45:24 - Jim’s Dad

[@TheMadMedek]

Good on Jim for not letting Bert interrupt him every time he tried to. 😂

[@18Callahan]

😂😂

[@to8860]

Bart is NOT funny!!!!! Without Rogan, he is nothing.....

[@mariobudal8850]

@@greedyk True... I hold the same sentiment towards Rogan. He's good for many things, but not exactly "great" as a comedian. However, Rogan was definitely on the scene _way_ before Bert. Haven't you heard the story about when Rogan called Bert as he was working on some Travel Channel segment on a motorcycle in the jungles of Thailand and telling him to stop wasting his time with Travel Channel and rather come back to LA and work on his comedy routines instead? Joe got Bert into comedy to begin with. He's been at least a decade longer in the game than Bert.

[@mariobudal8850]

I know, right? I could tell Bert was struggling with that, lol. It's so funny how childish Bert can be about giving others space to talk, lol...

[@residentfan1521]

@@to8860 you got it backwards. I think you meant to say Bert is hilarious and Rogan doesn’t deserve his success since he’s so incredibly unfunny

[@GrandTreeChunker]

I think it takes the assertiveness of an Aussie for a guest to finish a story around Bert

[@Revolution1117]

LOL, for sure. Is it me, or did Bret seem a little intimidated by Jim?? Kind of refreshing, really.

[@bowriverblues8445]

Aussies are the king of a yarn….there’s a jim Jeffries in every pub in Australia…it’s common as f%#k. Everyone in Australia has an uncle like Jim.

[@sethhunter7735]

I think he just likes hearing the accent

[@Reese_1417]

This has been one of the best Two Bears in a while! Plz have Jim back, this chemistry was great!

[@jeremykothe2847]

You mean Jim was great and normally it's not?

[@Reese_1417]

@@jeremykothe2847 no it’s always great but this one was fantastic! Sometimes more episodes hit better than others & this one hits! Especially with guests sometimes it’s eh but Jim & Bert together were so funny!!

[@cliffordchristensen1439]

Leave it to Bert to call an Australian comedian his favorite British comedian.

[@just4commentz298]

He has his comedy roots in the UK it's not unfair to call him a UK comic. He knows that.

[@colinryan4737]

Did you pay attention to the conversation at all? Or did you just hear what you wanted to? 😂

[@ZacharyTilzer]

​​@@colinryan4737He has said before he moved to America he considered the UK his home and where he gained his first bit of fame. And considered it his home. While in America he got his first fame friend getting punched in the face on stage!

[@colinryan4737]

i think you tagged the wrong guy lol. I completely understood the conversation. You are correct in your breakdown of JJ tho.@@ZacharyTilzer

[@Gernyy]

Jim is one of the only people that can talk over Bart and take over the conversation lmao

[@slpatterson1808]

Came here for this comment

[@cameronmoore4291]

It’s refreshing

[@gcaj85]

To be fair, Jim's standup is [a bit more] witty than Bert is in a raunchy way, so Bert is weirdly captivated by someone with more intelligence at low brow comedy, so I think Bert is a little starstruck himself.

[@neighborbruce]

​@@gcaj85 exactly!

[@jordostan]

*Bort

[@ejcrafton84]

Jim Jeffries bullying Burnt is the best, “how do you have 2 houses”

[@lolamar6064]

A legitimate question

[@casualviewing1096]

@tom tom out of these two you think Jim’s not funny? I think you broke your brain mate

[@WrongTrivia]

@tom tom who said he's not funny? The sold out theaters full of people around the world?

[@DwarfDt]

​@tom tom saw him in Glasgow in march. made me howl.

[@AlburpCatstein]

That’s not bullying man. It’s truly mind blowing how successful Bart is given how his brain “works”

[@casualwater698]

I think this has been my favorite two bears of the past few months. Jim Jefferies has excellent stories and great perspective.

[@jackwitcombe765]

As an Aussie hearing the boys talking about Warnie warms my heart.

[@kschick44]

Neither of them being able to explain why the 90% question is the green traffic light is hilarious

[@Deltaaaaaaaaa]

Bert’s pumpkin eaters line is top tier elite. Probably his best joke yet.

[@mattduell3]

Hahah I literally came to KZbin from Spotify to comment the same thing.

[@MGSfanlan]

1:38:50

[@willywillywillywillywilly]

Jim is really energized and talkative-he seems positive, pretty happy, like he's having fun. It just stood out to me, I don't know, it's cool, I like it.

[@jimmyannunziata6133]

It’s the weed haha

[@Dalepixels]

I think he's just steam rolling through the episode so Big Red doesn't have the opportunity to interrupt him

[@borntolose1]

Back on the gack 😂

[@zombikillingsexaddictnpc2963]

His podcast is a good one too and educational! Jim Jefferies Things I Didn't Know (or something like that)

[@ADPax10]

I think it's just that Jim and Bert like each other. So they vibe well together

[@adk7962]

Jim Jeffries is such a boss, he didn’t even bring up his podcast. Which is hilarious BTW. Great episode gents.

[@shawnclukey4420]

Thats barts job to remind him lmao

[@brians2811]

No. Jim sold out. Went corporate. F u. Look at what he pulled with Avi Yemini

[@StarrGladiator]

Really great show, I hope Jim comes back. He's the complete opposite of Tom in that Tom just smiles and sits quietly for all of Bart's nonsense and Jim has the proper reaction like the audience lol.

[@nesbit8820]

Tim likes to let Bart hang himself.

[@nak3dxsnake]

Yeah Tom contributes almost nothing. He just looks to the camera like Jim in the office and lets the fans project what they are thinking while Bert tries to always have something to say. I wouldn't even know who Tom was if it weren't for Bert.

[@suomiapina89]

​@@nak3dxsnaketom is way more popular than bert

[@thingsnexttome]

I agree, Bert is very lame and unfunny without Tom. Jim would be great with Tom.

[@funnydonor9484]

@@nak3dxsnakethank you. Tom is boring and has nothing funny to say. He has his legendary bits years ago and now he’s rich and surrounded by yes men and crowds that blindly support him. He’s done. I fear he’s always has zero personality. Just a hard worker in the sense of getting up on stage repeatedly

[@lolamar6064]

Every joke Jim says goes right over Bert’s head

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

Bert isn't a comedian, he is a businessman/marketing genius.

[@Jake-nb2en]

@@TheOrlandoTrustfull Hes definitely a great comedian, but his style is just story telling and hes also narcissistic and doesnt listen to people lol

[@sambbk7203]

When he wondered whether 'they' research serial killers 'heads' .... it's a childlike wonder. Awesome.

[@abelnap0725]

i noticed this too

[@KamikazeCommie501]

@@Jake-nb2en Nah he's trash that goes for the lowest hanging fruit with literally nothing original in his entire catalog

[@jp3102]

We need more jim jeffers on YMH !

[@heyitslilz2474]

What a great cast!! I love Jim’s story about Brad Pitts suit…..Hollywood insider stories are the best 😂

[@taylordial9107]

I love how Bart opens the show with “Hey, guys, brand new episode” as though the alternative would be “Hey, guys, this is an old episode”

[@alexdunson1266]

Hey guys, I’m Bert

[@H3H3HEE]

😂 ok but did he lie?!

[@H3H3HEE]

He’s doing his best 😂😂😂

[@YCWideawakeFinest252]

Hey guys, im not drunk this morning

[@Cyxz666]

because he tells the same stories every week he needs you to know it's a "new" ep

[@darkvoid2075]

Yes, I love Jim Jefferies. I wish he would go on YMH after this.

[@neverleft636]

Me too, both because I love Jim but also because I barely watch any 2 bears episode unless it’s Tom and a guest. Fuck Brett Krishner

[@SEEYAIAYE]

Dust off the old Master Of Accents segment for Jim.

[@vickielawson3114]

He has been on that podcast.

[@MM-iw8qc]

Best sit in guest, Jim is actually able to get his point out without being cut off.

[@Paul-jd2bc]

That was one of my favourite ones - an excellent guest who could easily hold his own with Brett!

[@RPRsChannel]

*_Jim Jefferies is a GREAT man to have spend this time with Bart Crystals._*

[@letsgotomarsman]

Make a wish program

[@sporkspeak]

“you’re a horrible human being, sir” I constantly forget how funny Jim is. This was a good ol time

[@danthomas9016]

Funny coming from Jim who is one of the most disingenuous guys in comedy, would step over dead bodies if it got him another season of a dumb tv show

[@sporkspeak]

@@danthomas9016 never watched his show, only seen his stand up.

[@sean78745]

​@@danthomas9016what does this even mean. Hes obviously one of the best comedians ever

[@AllNightReptile]

This was one the best ones because Jim can somehow talk over Bert! 😅

[@Jaret_Pealer]

I love that brent thinks he’s red because he spends too much time in the sun

[@k.c.simonsen2]

"I'm 26 now" absolutely killed me, Jim's the best.

[@k.c.simonsen2]

@tom tom you okay? It'll be alright buddy, chin up.

[@moneymike5549]

@tom tom are you the tom they mention in the beginning? The one that's an inferior, fatter Jim?

[@TheCashcolby]

You know Bert truly respects his guest when they’re able to finish a cognitive thought. Great episode!

[@cdizzy42069]

Lmao

[@megyskermike]

as opposed to a non-cognitive thought? Is the CTE spreading?

[@RuckusBringa-ms6hc]

I was thinking it was odd Bert was so quiet and not interrupting😂😂 pretty sure it’s the Australian accent that he respects cos he can’t understand half of what Jim is saying 😂😂😂

[@commaJim]

"cognitive thought".. as opposed to non-cognitive thought, lol?

[@Daniel_25]

I think you meant cogent or something

[@jeffthomas5291]

Great show. Burt is not interrupting his guests. Good on you, Burt.

[@dynghivarn]

Jeffries' joke on Cosby reoffending gave me a brain aneurysm, I laughed so hard. Perfect timing.

[@jeremy.thejeweler]

Bart saying “I LOVE watching my own stuff,” should go down as the most redundant statement in history.

[@desk2307]

Bert kreisher: an actor playing a comedian

[@Cyxz666]

Bret Crystals: a child playing an adult

[@jimjohnson8999]

Brent Kreisler: an alcoholic playing a jock

[@dillonwalshpvd]

wHiTe BoY SuMmEr

[@Ooga_Boogaaaaa]

Bert : a wreck of a human

[@DillonHathaway]

Desk2307 a random guy on the internet living in obscurity 😂

[@sweener88]

Loved you in Brisbane Bert!! 🇦🇺 🦘

[@ThelolmasterXD]

Bert this may have been your best guest bear episode so far. You really let him speak and didn't let yourself get too excited. Good shit!

[@InglouriousBradsterd]

Two hours of Burt interrupting Jim

[@mitchellandrews984]

JIm is Burt's best guest because Burt respects Jim and lets him talk

[@lalaland5354]

I really liked this one. They talk over eachother and dont care.. it was just 2 dudes excited to talk about whatever.

[@AnarchistBigAl]

What a perfect interview between two great fun guys. Thank you everyone, loved this. Super.

[@zakarystanley9452]

Jim is good at redirecting Bert when he starts to go off track. That curry mile part was well done Jeffries

[@mtippy6845]

The story about Jim's dad is the best thing 😮 edit would love to go to a gig where Jim's dad wears the suit.

[@roywhiteo5]

I honestly feel that Jim Jefferies is one of the great story tellers of the past 20 years

[@Arsenalmod]

Jim talking cricket to Americans is awesome, Shane Warne was an absolute beast

[@matthewgierula5674]

I always love Jim and Bert together! Great episode!

[@MrSpeedyAce]

I THOROUGHLY enjoyed this podcast. Jim’s stories are hillarious and Bert actually stayed quiet for most of the episode.

[@RedDevil_Joe]

1:12:24 there is some great British stand up, it’s not as big of a scene as American stand up, but there is a reason America makes versions of our shows and sitcoms and not the other any around 😂

[@kerre1515]

2 of my favourite comics. Love you guys. Great podcast boys!

[@ThatGuy678]

Bert did fantastic this episode. I hope this is a trend 🎉

[@unknowntosociety01]

I love this dude. Wish Legit wasnt cancelled it was so good! HBO level quality show

[@tedium37]

Did we just go an entire episode without Bertrice squealing? If so well done to both bears. If not still a great episode. Jim has so many good tales.

[@richardcharles9349]

There was a squeal, when Jim hit Bert with the " I wanna feel like I accomplished something "

[@OptimusSatanas]

You two are gossiping dorks and should find a new thing to hate watch.

[@sophm3265]

I was at Bert’s show in MS and the jokes were so hilarious! Bert if you’re reading this, I’m sorry for the guy who kept screaming “Roll Tide.” He was sitting right behind us 😅

[@ischief6384]

Perfect guest for bart. Loved every minute

[@bojacksonsuperturtle7411]

Tom, please hire jim - The poors

[@MrMeeSeeks171]

JIMBO! So happy to see you! Now do a Tom-hosted episode, then one with both. Ya know, feel the vibe. Then stay forever.

[@Kyle38A]

Jim Jefferies is hilarious. I'm glad Bert had him on as a guest.

[@jaysencorbett1855]

Bart can’t help himself and tells everyone he an Tom are on testosterone

[@collinmorris]

Of course he says that right off the rip 💀

[@jafb67]

​@Collin Morris Right? Within the first few seconds!!

[@brek5]

Lol, yeah, I was wondering if Tom had told people this, but I guess he knows if you tell Bart something, he'll tell everyone.

[@StanleyKubick1]

@@brek5 they did it on the show for 500k viewers. it's out there.

[@brek5]

@@StanleyKubick1 Yeah, I don't keep track of that shit. Or, as Jim Jeffries would say, "Nah, I didn't check that."

[@brenrei]

Jim and bert on podcasts have always been amazing

[@dillonwalshpvd]

Bert is wearing a hat that says “coon.” Can’t unsee it 😂

[@moo123wat]

Probably one of the best two bears with Bart. Jim is an amazing guest

[@dman2095]

Jim Jefferies is a fucking gem!! How can u not love this guy?!?

[@Peppersfirst]

I rather Avi Yemeni. 😂 He exposed Jim.

[@eaaarts]

Well, for one, he's a sneaky boy. Splices questions to answers to make people look terrible when he is "interviewing" them

[@invisibleduke420]

BERT: I’m obsessed with INXS! ‘proceeds to spend the entire segment being schooled on what has happened with INXS’

[@Maxwell12380]

I’m from the UK, the 1% club is such a good Show

[@eatmyassplease]

Jim is one of the funniest humans ever hands down

[@andrewschmid5917]

Why does bert get all the really fun ones? First louis ck now jim?

[@ZedNebuloid]

Louis was on YMH

[@AusCharlie]

Man, any chance of mastering the ads with the normal cast? blowing my speakers out each time they come on heh

[@ghoszt22]

I’m a huge fan of Barts hat in Jim’s frame.

[@Mimmi_Nordic]

Not getting more seasons of Jim Jefferies in "Legit" was a really sad time, that series was fantastic.

[@vickielawson3114]

DJ Qualls was good on that.

[@brodyfitzgerald7757]

Jim Jeffries is an ultimate guest bear, fantastic comic

[@vickielawson3114]

57:57 - “You were like the first rock star comic.” Bert seems to forget Mitch Hedberg, which is unforgivable.

[@sahildeep1000]

1:02 mins in and Bert has already started one of his amazing “What Ifs"

[@sambbk7203]

Great episode, thankyou. EDIT: And i like to think Brad Pitt would be stoked at the outcome of his suit. Helping an 80 year old man fish puss.

[@2003icedflames]

This makes me want a Jeffries and Ellis podcast.

[@lolamar6064]

Epic

[@anon17472]

To answer what you do in Exmouth - drink beer, go swimming, go fishing, drink more beer

[@01karmacop]

Jim is excellent too bloke .Bert is a bawbag .watching from Scotland peace and love to all

[@coolDom95]

Jim is so funny. Great guest

[@gamertrub]

I was excited until I realized it was a Burnt episode, hopefully Jim does YMH because I'm not gonna piss myself off today 😮‍💨

[@v8tigerAU]

Absolutely would love Jim on YMH…get him to break down the “no rooting on the bus ya chat”

[@brainiac2482]

If we're going to name Irish comics, someone should've dropped Aisling Bea. She's just naturally hilarious.

[@alzychoze6591]

Sausage fest

[@curseoffenrir]

Anthony Jeselnik with Shark Party has hands down the best shark bit of all time.

[@JamesBoz]

These two together were fire! ❤‍🔥 Jim doing more talking than Brett was nice

[@SPS]

BERT, we need a new open tabs 😅 thanks for the show have a spectacular rest of your day 🍀

[@donjaeger2149]

Jim is Awesome. I miss his TV show on Comedy Central

[@billdoc5506]

Bart you look like Arnold in total recall when he gets sucked out the window and his head nearly explodes

[@mushkalix8526]

Always liked Jim but an hour n 20mins in and I just gained a lot of respect for him!

[@ZedNebuloid]

His specials are up there with Bill Burr.

[@royeaston6067]

@@ZedNebuloid Bill Burrs not funny he just shouts about things he doesn't like, Jim is leagues ahead.

[@okashasunami32]

This was an excellent podcast! They are very funny together on this one.

[@RighAlban]

That gainful employment joke is an absolute gem! 👏👏👏👏👍😂🤣

[@seanoreilly1832]

My mind just exploded when the started talking about Exmouth.. that's my fishing spot 😂

[@Ziptie247]

I miss the old two bears episodes sm. The old studio and every week they were together. Oh well all things change over time.

[@Cyxz666]

all of YMH just feels like a money grab at this point. even watching episodes from just a year ago you can see how much different things are now....and not for the better

[@Cyxz666]

@@boofert.washington2499 yea I lay on my Saatva mattress while on the phone with my therapist from betterhelp using my raycon earbuds while drinking my black rifle coffee and eating meat from butcherbox

[@sebastiandchow]

2 bears is great half the time now because there's no bert

[@Ziptie247]

@@sebastiandchow facts. I used to be wheezing on mondays but now it’s just chuckles.

[@ZedNebuloid]

They gotta mix it up so it doesn't get stale. Which is fine. Could you imagine talking to Bart for hours every week?

[@clintonleonard5187]

Bert: "I'm red a lot lately." *Quickly changes the subject to Travel channel* Bert, listen, you are red from being an alcoholic.

[@LeslieDugger]

My favorite accent impression is an American imitating a foreigner doing an American accent.

[@ScottyBanton]

As a Tottenham (North London) native, I got gassed when Jim mentioned Tottenham when mentioning his father in law 🤣🤣🤣

[@martinseal1987]

JIM JEFFRIES LETS GO!!!!!!

[@richarddangles69]

Jim showing how simple Bert's mind is helped me feel better this morning lol

[@rickritman6913]

Both guys have sunk deep in my appreciation.

[@peterixon8708]

Bert, we love Jim back here, his original home. Thanks for the subject matter covered and for the manner in which you conducted this interplay. Loved it.

[@slipphilton6141]

Im gonna watch the movie but after that im gonna need a break from bert for 2 years

[@ZedNebuloid]

Lol, I won't watch the movie so I can support his podcasts without a break. 😂

[@WrongTrivia]

IDK someone is editing him on this

[@wm1pyro]

This is a killer episode. The Monarchy Sucks podcast with Jim and Bert... could possibly edge out 2Bears 😂

[@LOGAN_BURNS]

The YMH crew should hold a challenge / public voting on what guest did the best job of surviving Bert’s barrage of questions, side notes, and general attention deficit. Then give them a lil trophy or some shit coz Jim did a great job of keeping it on the rails

[@deadpool8340]

Jim top tier for making Bert listen!!!

[@gedenirfiorese3523]

I’m upset it was Burt interviewing Louis C.K. and Jim Jefferies instead of Tom doing it

[@ZedNebuloid]

Louis was on YMH.

[@gedenirfiorese3523]

@@ZedNebuloid yes I’ve watched it. Still, I’d rather see Tom interviewing him instead

[@China_Secret_Police]

It's why Brent could no longer work for us. He was a terrible interrogator and he was eating all of the donuts.

[@hulksolutions8397]

Jim is such a good story teller

[@oswaldkite2106]

It's the Aussie way. You tell stories at the pub around a beer and you put everything into that story to make everyone laugh.

[@pauljoseph8338]

HA! Bart could barely get a word in on Jim! How does it feel, Berty boy?! Loved this EP! JJ is a legend.

[@anthonymccabe7895]

Good to see him giving Gillis props

[@erichyneman3094]

Jim Jefferies is awesome.