Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes!

[@DosCavazos]

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[@jessetorres8738]

South Park+Poltergeist+Matrix=Humor.

[@christopherdsuza7531]

Wait what? You guys had walmart open 24/7 in the US or even at 2 am? Ours opens at like 7am and close by 11pm...in canada. Its been like that forever even before covid...interesting....

[@phar0ahad3]

BOONDOCKS PLEASE

[@ProfessorZoom2140]

Please react to the episode "Proper condom use". 🙏🏼

[@robquin1525]

Watch the episode "grey dawn".

[@DrValentine59]

I love the reaccurring joke that Cartman is always right about random things, like the crapping of your pants when you die. I die everytime the store dies and shits itselfs

[@Chaka2225]

Do you also shit yourself ?

[@cristian01231]

Food in the butt crap out the mouth lol!

[@irreverend_]

But does that still happen if you die immediately after getting off the toilet?

[@DrValentine59]

​@@irreverend_ I think you're cleaned out after that

[@chrisbg99]

If you die do you shit yourself?

[@GorgeousRandyFlamethrower-]

"Wait until Amazon comes around" South Park got you covered :D There's a newer episode with Amazon at the center of it, much like Wal-Mart is here

[@ircjesselee]

🎶 I owe my soul to the company store 🎶

[@jarondc6393]

@@ircjesselee Tell'm again Mr. Ford

[@JRSiebz]

Gotta love a bike parade

[@JaketheMovieGeek]

Don’t forget to watch “Woodland Critter Christmas”

[@Michael-jc8nq]

This ☝🏻

[@ircjesselee]

👆 That

[@forsaken729]

Please ☝️

[@gabagool_and_psychiatry4856]

they are gonna do some last second thing. on the 23rd or the 24th. my momma got me 5 super nintendo games on sale when her store closed. i lived like a king for month. :)

[@user-lb9xw4xf2q]

I feel like that one would be too much of a challenge to make KZbin-friendly. lol

[@TheHighfist]

i worked the overnight shift at walmart and the things i have seen have given me some great stories but honestly working at walmart is soul crushing

[@CybrSlydr]

My first job was working the closing shift at McDonalds. Often times on payday we'd drive over to WalMart after work just to walk around at 2 or 3am. Good times. :)

[@GMed-o4d]

Those were the real Good ole days

[@johnnyp2322]

The midnight wally world runs just to kill time after sneaking out of the summer camp i staffed at were golden. Kids these daya will never get to experience what that late night crowd was like 😢

[@cjvan713]

COVID in 2020 took our 24-hour Walmart's, it took our all day breakfast biscuits from McDonald's, and it took away our 24-hour cafes. I love going to Walmart and Kerbey Lane at 4:00 / 4:30 in the morning. It's perfect when you actually work tonight shift. No traffic, hardly any people, full shopping, good food, and you don't have to stay up to a 3:00 a.m. equivalent to get it done. We really should make a move to bring them all back.

[@gabagool_and_psychiatry4856]

you never lived unless you bought a flat screen tv, a 24 pack of beer, random munchies at 1;00am. we were kangs!!!!

[@callofdoody21]

lmfao there is no going back.

[@chaithao1452]

It wasnt Covid that closed down Walmart 24/7. It was the case of the death of George Floyd. After his death, black people went to Walmart and mall shops and took down the stores and took everything to avenge.

[@UnlicensedOkie]

I remember my sophomore year of college. I was sitting in my apartment at 1 in the morning watching tv. I got hungry so I drove to Walmart and got a pumpkin pie with some whipped cream. The people that shop at Walmart in the middle of the night are always some of the most interesting. So I took my pumpkin pie back and sat on my couch eating pumpkin pie and watching tv

[@naturallyawesome6723]

Dude's laugh could be weaponised ☠️

[@TheAbominableDrFaustus]

The Ray Bradbury novel is itself a reference to Macbeth. Will’s dad was always using literary references. “By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked, this way comes.”

[@GeorgeTropicana]

the title is, anyway. is the story itself? it's been ages since i read it

[@Vynjira-chan]

Three copies of the same movie, and people seem to always ask why you need three copies, and I'm sitting here saying, that's three Christmas gifts.

[@DaveWraptastic]

You are the kind of person that gifts Time Cop on dvd? Dvds are more ancient than Madonna's boobs.

[@theylied1776]

I have loved Ramen since I was a kid. Spicey Ramen with a side of grilled chicken is my go-to during winter.

[@CigarMick]

I grew up in SW Iowa. My favorite grocery store was a small midwest chain named Fareway. One of the things I loved about it most was until 2001 they actually had butchers in the meat department of every store and you could get hand cut meat on demand. I miss that so much.

[@harryw6358]

Fareway meat is the best. I am from Atlantic

[@onlyfoes]

@@CigarMick this is quite the norm in supermarkets here, one reason why Walmart didn't do well is because they tried to sell packed meat 🤮

[@CigarMick]

@@harryw6358 Hey, my step-daughter runs the redemption center in Atlantic. Small world, huh?

[@thatdudefrom7118]

2:45 there’s an episode about Amazon I think it’s the episode titled “bike parade” and it’s kind of a butters episode

[@Michael-jc8nq]

It’s time. Woodland Critter Christmas please.

[@richardwallis9374]

Tis the season

[@dooickouski]

Absolutely

[@GMed-o4d]

Anthony’s laugh is why I subscribed

[@TorontoJon]

0:02 Aside from 'Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes' being a play on words referencing Ray Bradbury's 1962 dark fantasy novel 'Something Wicked This Way Comes', it was also a Disney horror movie released in 1983 starring Jonathan Pryce, Jason Robards, Diane Ladd, Pam Grier, etc.

[@TheIgnoredGender]

Wait a minute. I don't even want ONE copy of Timecop.

[@travisford2147]

Southpark nails human behavior. "All we have to do is have some self-control and personal responsibility" that is 3/4 of America. People suck

[@AustinFoss00]

First time I saw this, I really thought Kenny would die and crap himself. But he actually survives this episode

[@shukei26]

8:18 fun fact in the original aired the episode and DVD release "We better get out of here" is spoken in Stans voice but it was Kyle who said it.

[@jessetorres8738]

South Park+Poltergeist+Matrix=Humor.

[@SteelCityJW]

My brother and I to this day still quote the Randy screwdriver line "This bargain is too great!" lol It's really funny because he just referenced it in a voice message and like a half hour later I noticed you had posted this episode. I snapped a pic and sent it to him. 😆

[@christinejalandoni5919]

I find it funny that some people just blame something else when it comes to over buying stuff 😆

[@kellokabana2399]

I don’t have a favourite grocery store today, but as a kid growing up in Canada I was part of the Loeb cookie club. I always looked forward to that cookie every time I went shopping with my parents.

[@fraisertinko]

I was so shocked when Cartman revealed that he was working for Wallmart!!! So unexpected!

[@willhess28]

We appreciate the content y'all!! Thank you so much, keep the SP vids coming!

[@CigarMick]

Please watch "Poor and stupid". Cartman and Butters central episode.

[@bellionjon]

danika patrick?

[@toohardtothink1113]

@2:17 Me and my cousin would go to walmart at like 3 am when we were bored and just walk through the clearance section getting random crap. Also im from Texas and have never heard of HEB

[@Plasmacore_V]

They only build new HEBs in 'upscale' areas.

[@giacimo187]

We just got HEB in Keller like 3 months ago.

[@CarlosDesmithy]

The battle between Kenny and Cartman was so epic. Marvel could have made it 😮

[@yotuel9064]

They already made it. It's called civil war.

[@nyrro115]

Idk if you guys play games, but if you play the South Park Stick of Truth game that would be really cool to watch.

[@KrishnakumarMuthukumaran]

You guys need to check out S07E05 - Fat Butt & Pancake Head

[@trevertravis8963]

Taco Taco! Burrito!

[@jimmymctear9843]

It’s amazing she said wait till Amazon comes around, cause they have an amazon episode too haha

[@seanstinchfield-mp2xm]

The Walmart crapping itself gets me every time!😂

[@davidworobec1673]

This episode has got to be in my top 7 favorite episodes! The title is based on a quote from Shakespeare's "Macbeth".

[@StephanePare]

Funny story: 30 years ago before my local Walmart, there was a dying Woolco in the middle of nowhere. Walmart came, revitalized the building, more people shopped there. We had manifestations, people saying it was putting other shops out of business. Fast forward to 5 years ago, and the whole boulevard was booming, tons of shops restaurants and residential neighborhoods where there used to be a marsh behind the Walmart. 5 years ago, heavy machinery fell through the roof during repairs, causing the store to close for a year and half. Every single shop and restaurant around saw a sharp decrease in foot traffic and sales. No one complained again that Walmart was hurting everyone else's sales

[@raggerrhinouk]

2:10 same in the UK, my local Tesco (UK largest supermarket chain) used to be open 24hr; post covid it's now 6am to 12pm. Over the Christmas period, 1am shopping was the best! 😢

[@juvandy]

I was living in northwest Arkansas (the Walmart headquarters is in Rogers) when this came out. We all had a good laugh about it.

[@robquin1525]

3:54

[@acerob1830]

Both of your laughs are so infectous - Love it!

[@CaddyJim]

i lived in a small town in 99 & the Walmart was treated like malls were in cities then in 2001 they built a super Walmart which almost all Walmart in the cities are now

[@Gundam944]

"Wait...I don't even want 1 copy of Time Cop!" Gets me every time.

[@Bruce-Wayne-101]

I love my food from H.E.B and my movie, games and stuff shopping at Wal-Mart. Haven’t been to Casco yet.

[@EricAKATheBelgianGuy]

The novel title from Bradbury is also based on another source - a line in Shakespeare's Macbeth. "By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes! Open locks, whoever knocks!"

[@HorrorcoreArtists]

The discount is actually 10% for almost everything except for most food

[@adamplace1414]

Cheers from Bentonville, Arkansas! One of the best episodes ever!

[@redballoonpictures]

i remember it was either this episode or the first episode i watched in netflix when i was young, has been my favorite south park episode ever! brings back memories haha, anywaysss love your guys reaction! i hope you two watch the 1st seasons of south park someday!

[@joshuacampbell7493]

Guys, watch Going Native. Another Butters episode to enjoy 😉.

[@PastHisPrime336]

Immediate thumbs up for knowing it was Ray Bradbury. I read a ton of his books in middle school.

[@IronFist.97]

I didn't remember that funny ending about Walmart shitting after getting destroyed haha

[@Bonbonbon739]

I still mourn Walmart not being open 24/7. I always used to go at like 2 AM . I remember during Covid they were only open until 8 PM . It was horrible. And now it’s just 11. 😢

[@ELEcomments]

"Wait till Amazon comes around"... Yeah, there's a South Park for that.

[@ericb9252]

I recommend Season 19, Episode 3: *City Part of Town*

[@theylied1776]

Okay, here's a hint: meat never goes bad if you vacuum seal it and freeze it! The Meat at Walmart goes bad before the best-buy date because it doesn't have many preservatives! That is a good thing. Most of the Beef at Walmart comes from Canada. And they have a different standard for raising and processing Beef.

[@blakelester1776]

I sure hope it’s a woodland critter Christmas

[@n.y.174]

Kacee: wait til Amazon comes around Why, yes! That is actually a funny two-pater! Season 22; Episode 9 "Unfulfilled"😊

[@thebat735]

Highly recommend "Child Abduction Is Not Funny". Season 6, episode 11. It would be a good introduction to a character I don't think you guys have seen yet, Mr. Lu Kim.

[@lockheartmac]

H-E-B REPRESENT! Their butter flour tortillas are amazing. Their bakery has gone downhill, though. Bolillos and french bread are so bad now. They recently added soups and the chicken and sausage gumbo is pretty legit.

[@jasongoodacre]

First Wal-Mart, then Amazon, then Wish, then Temu. You can't stop progress 😅

[@TheMarkc614]

"Freak Strike" is a good episode featuring Butters and Cartman

[@RandomNonsense1985]

My favorite grocery store as a kid was Grand Union, but they went out of business back in 2000. I’d guess my current favorite might be either Price Chopper or Wegman’s. Though lately I’ve really been coming around on Aldi’s.

[@MrTree-yw5yw]

"Every small town EVERYWHERE has a Wallmart" As a dweller of Russia, I can assure you that there's no Wallmart in my town.

[@mblackwl]

Tangent! So, there's a horror author named Bentley Little. Long ago, Little came up with a gimmick for naming his books- they'd all be a one word concept and the book's plot. The University. About an evil college. The Resort. A cursed resort. The Mailman. The Policy. About an insurance policy where once you sign up for it, increasingly weird and evil stuff begins to happen to you. ... Look, they can't all be winners. Anyway, in 1996, he wrote one called "The Store" which was, well, this. But much more evil. This is more "Monster Club" and Little's like "The Light at the End." Which is also an obscure reference. I doubt that Trey and Matt have ever heard of, let alone read this book, and the whole "evil store" thing is a long running theme in movies and literature, but I just thought I'd mention it. Especially since every once in a while, I think of the local Whole Foods having a room full of ghouls beneath the store who roam the place at night, cleaning up and dealing with intruders.

[@theCommentDevil]

"Ha! You owe me 5 bucks Kyle!"

[@DjVanillaGuerilla]

There is so many episodes to get to, but I can't wait for the "Skankhunt42" episode.

[@shathriel]

Timmy and Jimmy episodes are damned funny, especially the Crips episode.

[@Isilithix]

Unfortunately, as someone who has worked at 2 major retail stores (though one is a bit more local region wise than the other), I can confirm that a lot of people with either mental or physical disabilities are put on cart duty. Most of them get paid 2 - 3 dollars/hr less than everyone else and they either have way more hours than they can work properly or not enough to help them pay for what they need. Wal-Mart will have able bodied people collect carts, but places like Meijer only have able bodied people help with carts when the store is out of carts internally or when its super windy out so they don't have to worry about paying people lots of money for the wind blowing carts into people's cars. Or if they are under aged (depending on where the store is located, because Trafficking is a massive issue near the last one I worked at.) But yeah, kind of sucks.

[@MindofMike35]

This just reminded me that stores like Wal-Mart, Target, Best Buy, etc, are all starting to phase out physical media, and now I'm sad. 🙄😒

[@GunnarBarker]

Who else remembers when Walmart’s sign used to have a star in the middle of Wal and mart?

[@FurbyPurrson]

the wallmart disappearing into thin air at the end is a parody of how the haunted house disappeared into thin air in poltergeist 1982

[@k3n12ock]

DANG. Not too many people know the movie SOMETHING EVIL THIS WAY COMES let alone that its based off a book... movie was quite scary as a kid

[@user-lb9xw4xf2q]

"Wait until Amazon comes along." Yeah, they do a somewhat similar idea with it, too.

[@Tconlon251_2]

The Wal-Mart by me is one of the last places you’d want to be at 2 AM. Saw lots of weird stuff there… 😨 Two more episodes that they would probably enjoy now: Trapped in the Closet & The Return of Chef

[@gabagool_and_psychiatry4856]

9:27 HEB gang rise up! CLOSED AT 12PM THANKSGIVING 2024.

[@adamdarmstaedter1256]

I worked at the Caribou Club in Aspen in 2003 and at that time the closest Wal-Mart was in Rifle CO - like 40 miles away. I live and work in the NW Arkansas area and their HQ is in Bentonville and Rogers, so they pretty much have a monopoly on the region. They bring in tons of Indians to work at the HQ instead of training and hiring US citizens.

[@christopherb501]

Outside of _maybe_ Costco and Target, DOOM TO THE BIG BOX STORES

[@Brownyman]

@03:33 "Decapri-O's Cereeal LOL

[@Kawanaao]

I used to work at HEB Montrose in Houston. I miss their pies and $10 prime steaks.

[@chrisakaschulbus4903]

Now they got e-ink price tags that literally change automatically. When i saw that for the first time i freaked out, thought i was tired and seeing things.

[@makani9004]

I had a 24-hour grocery store directly on my way home, I never had to do big shops, I'd just drop in 3 times a week at 5 in the morning after work and grab a few things. It stopped doing 24 hours during Covid and never went back, I was so sad.

[@ben1ben2ben1]

Woodland Critter Christmas

[@trevertravis8963]

God, how I miss going to Walmart at 3 in the morning after the bars closed.

[@jdnaz1288]

Classic episode, from the awesome Season 8!

[@slmm__6959]

I work at Walmart and they were planning to stop 24hrs before Covid , Covid just sped up the process

[@aakshaypatil5105]

Wallmart is like Dmart in India. You cannot go in there to buy just one thing. You will always end up buying multiple things.😂

[@ghettoprince187]

Am I the only one who thought Cartman was pretty damn good playing the violin? 😂😂

[@Rolfboyjose]

Yooo that Bobby hoodie is fire 🔥

[@Wolfking99-x4r]

It’s funny this is how I first learned about Walmart

[@TheLegendOfRandy]

I was about to say that people are the problem, not Walmart, but that's pretty much the entire point of the episode.

[@LT-TV90]

I would think it would be extremely cool to see your reaction to the episode "Goth Kids 3"! I'd love to watch all the episodes with you! Keep it up 🙃

[@ap7635]

Kind of interesting comparing this episode to the underpants gnome episode where Starbucks replaced the local coffee shop

[@Towelgravy]

If we are going out for an average meal, we'll pick up meats and stuff at Sobeys or Walmart. We usually just buy it and cook it that day so the freshness isn't an issue.. however, inflation has kinda gone insane lately. So the "premium places" that only put up their prices like once or twice a year (because they were expensive anyway) are now only a few dollars more than Walmart. Walmart wings? Like $14.99. M&M's? 18.99, but walmart had 10 wings in a huge box. M&Ms had 27 wings in a smaller box than walmarts lol. Two 10 oz striploins? Was 25.99 at walmart. 2 Prime rib that are like 24 oz? Like $36 at Hallidays meat market. I'd rather spend $63 instead of $50 and get 3 times more wings and twice as much steak. If things continue as they are, in 5 years the premium places will have cheapter alternatives than sobeys and walmart; known for its cheapness lol

[@brewstopher2233]

I've never once let them check my receipt when I leave, I just don't make eye contact with my earbuds in. But I think my Walmart is lazy anyways, I don't see anyone getting checked anymore, they used to.

[@Pikminiman]

I also miss going to Walmart at 2am. 😢

[@3DJapan]

I have not read the Bradbury book but I saw the TV movie that was made in the early 90s if I recall.

[@DanielRichards644]

OK,the I take different forms do you want to see them is a call back to Season 7 Episode 1 "Cancelled", a part you cut from this reaction the "we know how to destroy it" and the guy getting on the telegraph to send the word out is a Reference to the end of Independence Day. I used to shop at Walmart every single night to buy and take home whatever I felt like having for dinner that night, when they cut back there hours to 8:30 pm closing during the initial pandemic cutbacks I could no longer shop there and had to go elsewhere, I would estimate i've been in any Walmart maybe 2 dozen, maximum 3 dozen times since they started closing at night. Fact is Walmart was wanting to ditch the 24 hour model and the coof was just their excuse to do it.

[@ThePharaz]

My favorite is SOUTH PARK: JOINING THE PANDERVERSE

[@strawtube72]

AND MILK, smells bad a week before it goes bad... East Texas has BROOKSHIRES[Super1], it tastes good and stays FRESH.

[@zotharr]

I member when we use to walk to the shop at 3 am to get some food/snacks Good times...

[@jefferickson5833]

Small towns do not get Walmarts. Maybe a Walgreens.