Kirito this season ... must save his family. You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become Gary.
@Zexceeda4 жыл бұрын
Noooooooooooooooooooo
@AllegedSlinky654 жыл бұрын
@@Zexceeda omg plz no
@thedarkgeneral17834 жыл бұрын
Oh mother lover.
@rockyblacksmith4 жыл бұрын
Or both.
@jacobwood44724 жыл бұрын
Are you Gary, cause if you are then kirito is gonna kill you, baaad.
@apkphantom21224 жыл бұрын
You think the reason Asuna is trapped is because she didn't know that the menu is activated by the other hand
@panpan12874 жыл бұрын
That better be the reason
@majidoujaa55924 жыл бұрын
That's amazing
@James-bw4np4 жыл бұрын
Bwahahahahha! This would be hilarious!
@dustyfedora4 жыл бұрын
That is the master level lock that’s keeping all the still trapped players in the game. Their muscle memory tells them to use the same hand.
@jeromemorales16024 жыл бұрын
That would be perfect. : )
@Wclaws014 жыл бұрын
The tradition is to rewatch the entire abridged everytime a new episode comes out, so that is what I shall do.
@kobeagu83144 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget to quote literally every single line
@phoenixfire91764 жыл бұрын
Damn right
@mrsammy76004 жыл бұрын
Guess now i know what im gonna do the next 2 days
@Cobalt_3754 жыл бұрын
Omg, perfect timing. That's what I've been doing the past few days 😂
@doodle_comments93124 жыл бұрын
I have already rewatched it 3x since the last episode came out, duh
@popopercy31992 жыл бұрын
The fact that his sister recognizes the name Kirito is one of the major things that the anime was missing that this has.
@chriskoloski32 Жыл бұрын
It's also confusing cause according to the abridged series there should be hundreds if not thousands of people named kirito in alfheim
@Neion8 Жыл бұрын
@@chriskoloski32 True, but when you meet someone using your brother's username with a character that looks a lot like your brother, talks like your brother, rocks up being as overpowered as your brother was rumoured to be on the previous game despite being a new player (and a total noob when it comes to the new systems), fights like your brother (as they still spar in the abridged version), is looking for his wife that's trapped in the game and you know your brother had an in-game wife who's consciousness was trapped in the gameworld leaving her in a coma... Well, it starts adding up to be maybe a touch more than coincidence.
@omegon2540 Жыл бұрын
@Neion8b ut .......something which doesn't make sense I couldn't think of when making this
@xvaderxkiller5190 Жыл бұрын
@@chriskoloski32 could be the way he pronounces it
@DragonFang253D Жыл бұрын
I think the Japanese version she does recognize his name, but the dub missed alot of details and just moves passed alot of shit, in the first half the dub doesn't mention heathcliffs "hack" in the first fight against kirito.
@s6th7954 жыл бұрын
"first off, that's the plot of stardust." I don't know who this guy is. But he gets Kirito's movie references. That makes him important.
@PikachuLittle4 жыл бұрын
Could’ve been a book reference
@reapermaster12334 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@JK3JET4 жыл бұрын
Write that down
@TheMAO174 жыл бұрын
@@JK3JET Van Wilder. :v
@adamchu20014 жыл бұрын
He is Digitized Kayaba, Rping out of sheer frustration with the moronic players who make SAO Survivors look intelligent like Schmidt.
@athroughzdude4 жыл бұрын
Asuna: _Threatens brutal murder_ Aw, she does care.
@jotheunissen92744 жыл бұрын
Care or sees Kirito as her property that can't be touched
@tencents64 жыл бұрын
Even with a profanity filter, her threats are intense.
@KJetixsSuccessor4 жыл бұрын
My thoughts exactly.
@numbers934 жыл бұрын
I mean she's a sociopathic yandere
@Phantom-qr1ug4 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, that actually scared me. Like not even joking, those threats cut fucking deep.
@Lady_Jennie4 жыл бұрын
My favorite part of this abridged series: The fact that Kirito, Asuna and Yui all form a yandere family, and Kirito is the least intimidating.
@Twister9804 жыл бұрын
For now. I'mma be honest, after some of the crap he put up with in season one, AND what he's putting up with currently? He's pulling a Deku from MHAAbridged. "Aaaaand repressed. THIS IS HEALTHY!"
@VVheeli4 жыл бұрын
Imagine the guy who legit killed a person and laughed at dying being the least messed up person of their family. This includes his sister too.
@shadowunifer4 жыл бұрын
@@VVheeli Reminds me of how Jaime Lannister was the one we ended up rooting for but in the first episode he tried to kill a kid. "The things I do for love."
@Leo-iz4kp4 жыл бұрын
You must have forgotten the "and there is no need to wonder where your God is cause he's right here, and he is fresh out of Mercy" moment.
@noahcaelum67964 жыл бұрын
I have a feeling that the time at the end of the season where he fights the big bad in the real world outside the hospital he straight up gonna kill him.
@paddlesawtactic97882 жыл бұрын
Asuna turned her imprisonment into a game of Hades.
@guyinbluu2 жыл бұрын
Asuna: Aight, imma head out.
@allisonekgasit9291 Жыл бұрын
*LAUGHS*
@simonhailom2477 Жыл бұрын
She mains Stygius on Nemesis mode.
@thegrimcritic5494 Жыл бұрын
Holy shit you’re right.
@lukejackson2354 Жыл бұрын
Best comment.
@kanozs4 жыл бұрын
The only reason why Asuna can’t escape is because she hasn’t realized the menu is with the other hand.
@dragonnova50254 жыл бұрын
That's a big oof
@damanrando76084 жыл бұрын
yeah.... I've honestly felt that was gonna be the case myself... the setup from the early episodes is just too good
@phiiva_4 жыл бұрын
Omg yes
@JEL6254 жыл бұрын
Then she immediately drags herself out of the hospital and follows through on her "promise" to Oberon irl.
@michaeldaniels6424 жыл бұрын
How she eventually escapes. Scared Tech: Please don't kill me! I can tell you how to get out! Asuna: You have two seconds. 1, t... Scared Tech: You just have to open the menu and log out! Asuna: I tried that! *Prepares to strike* Scared Tech: With the left hand! Asuna: What? That's ridiculous. There is no way it's that simp... *Does it with left hand* Sonuvabench! Scared Tech: So we're good? You won't kill me? Asuna: (Sarcastically) Oh, sure. We're totally cool. *Kills him* Scared Tech: (In pain) But, you said. Asuna: I lied. *Proceeds to log out*
@1iqk714 жыл бұрын
Asuna isn't trapped with anyone. They're trapped with Asuna
@kingdragneel81164 жыл бұрын
Rorschach reference. You have my respect, good sir.
@elecric4 жыл бұрын
scp foundation in a nutshell
@TehRoastGod4 жыл бұрын
Suguo: Worry not my precious little flower. As much of a nuisance your rebellious streak can be, you're not in the least anything to be feared. By me, that is. I cannot speak for Shoji and the other guards. Asuna: The only thing they fear....Is ME!
@kiritun4 жыл бұрын
* "At Doom's Gate" intensifies "
@picklepaddy4 жыл бұрын
#asunacontainmentbreach
@user-md8ef6un6x4 жыл бұрын
“My men don’t know the definition of surrender” “But we are willing to learn!”
@TabscoDragon4 жыл бұрын
The great Corvatz can never die.
@heyokasamurai4534 жыл бұрын
*Guitar solo in background*
@mariolis4 жыл бұрын
@@TabscoDragon So tell me, what's your strategy? Very well men , gather around AND HIT IT TILL IT DIES
@nivekzorantinez88724 жыл бұрын
"WHY IS HE OUR LEADER, LET'S RECALL HIM!"
@girl-xk2db4 жыл бұрын
@@TabscoDragon *final guitar strum* Kirito: I guess you could say he... went out on a high note
@seanshepherd10712 жыл бұрын
Yui being rewritten as an eldritch omnipotent demon is a nice angle. As is Asuna being 10 times the violent psychopath she was in the first arc.
@astralmarmaux Жыл бұрын
It's because she asn't kirito with her anymore
@thesavagekitty159310 ай бұрын
In the last episode the "guards" called said "Its loose" she is so scary they don't register her as human
@Whoeverheis1110 ай бұрын
In the first arc, the only thing stopping Asuna from being a complete murderhobo was that she had to appear normal because she still lived in a society (albeit one made of socially inept nerds, but still) Now she's just a prisoner. She has absolutely nothing to lose from being exactly the sleep paralysis demon she's always been on the inside.
@918Mitchell7 ай бұрын
@@thesavagekitty1593 or they were told she's an AI and don't know what's going on.
@TheSchaef473 ай бұрын
She's exactly the same amount of violent psychopath. She's just off the leash now
@MalfosRanger4 жыл бұрын
It's delightful to be reminded how Kirito is the least dangerous member of his cyber family between arsonist yandere Asuna and Yui the Face Stealer.
@kabob00774 жыл бұрын
At least Kirito won't draw your death out for his own pleasure.
@GundamLegacyExtreme4 жыл бұрын
That waits to be seen. We have to see how they'll play out when Kirito snaps during the Oberon fight.
@1SunnyDaze04 жыл бұрын
I don't know, I'm pretty sure Gary thinks Kirito is plenty dangerous!
@krisnaputramaulidan28434 жыл бұрын
@@1SunnyDaze0 we must save my family
@saiyanfang10474 жыл бұрын
@@GundamLegacyExtreme Asuna is just going to escape on her own, because that's how she do
@mo0k4524 жыл бұрын
“Don’t talk to him that way” Guys kirito went though character growth
@nonamevoidoblivion96954 жыл бұрын
What kind of black magic, voodoo witchcraft is this?!
@deviousspirit31564 жыл бұрын
I'm assuming it's because he really wants to speak to him that way, but can't decide on the right words as of yet.
@user-Jay1784 жыл бұрын
So much development
@shino42424 жыл бұрын
I mean, tbf, he's been going through character growth since S1...more than he ever did in the REAL anime anyhow.
@MrTarfu4 жыл бұрын
Naw it's just that he is the only one that is allowed to make others feel like crap
@jonribeiro2664 жыл бұрын
"why does it take so long between episodes?" "Glitchy skies."
@Toporshik4 жыл бұрын
That part really made this dialogue so much more entertaining
@saft_simoms68184 жыл бұрын
What s beautiful view! * Sky glitching in the Background *
@argus23894 жыл бұрын
They could have not added it but the episode is better because of it
@liamnigenda28494 жыл бұрын
I thought sonething was wrong with the episode when I first saw the sky glitching.
@spadervenon91524 жыл бұрын
@@argus2389 that sums up the entire series
@JackJohnson-zh9ul2 жыл бұрын
jesus, "he tied my arms so i couldnt log out" is an existentially terrifying idea
@general_villagerture98182 жыл бұрын
Imagine glitching into the floor, slowly drowning in solid rock. Unable to move...
@fort25582 жыл бұрын
@@general_villagerture9818 or worse being kidnapped in game and unable to log out
@cheshire12 жыл бұрын
It's weird that they're not detecting the "move arm" signal the brain is sending, but instead the actual movement of the arm in game. It would also just be a really cool feature to control the menu with your mind.
@jpd4662 жыл бұрын
Somehow that idea is scarier than everyone being locked in it.
@bluewings6743 Жыл бұрын
Same thing with the girls face she wouldn’t be able to see the menu to log out
@ItamarO934 жыл бұрын
I like the fact that Kirito and Asuna are so broken and mentaly unhinged that their influence somehow turned a benevolent, psychologist AI to a scary, psychotic and down right terrifying AI.
@user-2012July-A4 жыл бұрын
Ironic that she only became like that once she started acting more human.
@ItamarO934 жыл бұрын
@@user-2012July-A That is not at all what irony is. I believe the turn of events you just described would be best classified as completely expected.
@user-2012July-A4 жыл бұрын
@@ItamarO93 yes. That was the joke, friend. Lol.
@ItamarO934 жыл бұрын
@@user-2012July-A I liked your joke
@user-2012July-A4 жыл бұрын
@@ItamarO93 I'm glad.
@anthonykennedy72144 жыл бұрын
Asuna killing guards while locked up saves her character better than the show did
@iancomtois98324 жыл бұрын
She can't actually _leave,_ so this is basically how she entertains herself
@shihoblade4 жыл бұрын
Saves her character from what? She is in a digital prison, what was she *supposed* to do?
@SydCar4 жыл бұрын
@@shihoblade Yeah, I'm willing to overlook it because SAOA is a comedy series. But do people really expect Sugou in canon SAO to not have done something about Asuna's character stats? Or make him and his security guards immortal objects like Yui? Like removing their sense of pain if she still managed to fight them somehow? Or increasing Asuna's sense of pain if she tries anything? Asuna was in no position to f*cking do anything, and she's somehow a weak and useless character for being put in a FUBAR situation?
@Benxall4 жыл бұрын
@@SydCar people just don't like hr character going from badass lady to princess in the castle Actually people just don't like the alfheim arec in general
@falcon13784 жыл бұрын
@@Benxall Yeah the alfheim arc succ
@kuplub87303 жыл бұрын
it'd be funny if he tries to ban kirito but cant find his real account because all the people using his username
@coolkerrs35003 жыл бұрын
@Kristopher Prime SAOA is really good at that
@Linosek2793 жыл бұрын
@@coolkerrs3500 Case in point, Keita hat
@cyberwolf50753 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@DukeTheRebel3 жыл бұрын
@Kristopher Prime this is SWE, their continuity is pretty strong I am almost certain they might do something with it
@ksaraf233 жыл бұрын
@Kristopher Prime I believe I pointed this out in a comment last episode, that one of the first things he does as administrator is mess with all the people using his name in the way only he can.
@notabizarreguy7932 Жыл бұрын
I like how the abridged version fixed the incest problem with suguha and made her love recon instead
@benjaminwellington8297 Жыл бұрын
Wait. WHAT?
@dakotasan8719 Жыл бұрын
@@benjaminwellington8297 Oh you didn’t know? Yeah Suguha had a crush on Kirito in the original.
@synnamon_toast_crunch Жыл бұрын
@@dakotasan8719 💀💀
@pantsukami3371 Жыл бұрын
but hey, not blood related so its totally fine right? haha…
@synnamon_toast_crunch Жыл бұрын
@@pantsukami3371 still cousins
@4lackofbetter4 жыл бұрын
Yui: "Fully autonomous and sentient artificial intelligences?" Leafa: "No, like one of those robots that can talk and think." Yui: *Ah, I see... She's an idiot... A few adjustments... And...* "I sure am, Sport."
@kairuw64774 жыл бұрын
*respect*:0
@royaltybydefinition4 жыл бұрын
SPORT
@Troll_vs.4 жыл бұрын
Yui is very clearly their daughter. That spite and mean streak is to strong
@harronus77584 жыл бұрын
Leafa***
@unnamedx24 жыл бұрын
@@royaltybydefinition that was the best part
@KimarKurosaski4 жыл бұрын
“THE FOLLOWING IS A NONPROFIT FAN BASED PARODY” How long I’ve waited to hear those words
@spookyduck21974 жыл бұрын
Devin Kimar Two thousand years.
@Tanya-wm1jl4 жыл бұрын
It never said nonprofit
@Shadow_Eminence58764 жыл бұрын
Its been too long
@anexplosivebirb4 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@pikachuweeb11884 жыл бұрын
Same here
@JC-ky6mp4 жыл бұрын
For those who couldn't read Suguha's psych profile: ""The patient displays classic narcissistic and borderline sociopathic behavior, especially when engaging with her brother, Kazuto Kirigaya (aka Kirito aka xVx_K1r1t0_xVx_KillMe aka Daddy). This appears to stem from deeply held feelings of resentment, as well as internalized self-hatred regarding her Femininity, most likely originating from an as-yet-unknown event in the siblings' early childhood. The lifelong repression of these feelings seems to have bled into her other relationships as well, causing her to lash out at those she perceives weaker than herself. This behavior is most evident when interacting with her "friend" Recon, whom she CLEARLY has romantic feelings for, yet takes every opportunity to belittle and keep at an emotional distance, even though we can all tell what's going on and she should just admit she likes him and treat that poor, sweet, boy with the love and compassion he deserves! In short, I believe someone or something caused her to view any display of more traditionally feminine traits as something to be ashamed of, and seems to lay the blame solely on her brother. As for why this is the case, further investigation shall be needed."
@Excalibur014 жыл бұрын
People forget what type of AI Yui was originally designed to be
@hine664 жыл бұрын
I scrolled through the comments just for this. Bless you ❤
@thatcynicalbastard66364 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much.
@starlord_b76024 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much
@jewelgriffon4 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much
@con_jer2 жыл бұрын
I adore how in this version Kirito actually feels like he's on a time sensitive quest. Everytime Leafa ducks off he's like "hey I have wife in danger"
@yahia098 Жыл бұрын
Something most RPG must learn
@Medaumplay34 жыл бұрын
Has anyone noticed how kirito is BY FAR the nicest person in this episode? God, how he has grown...
@Kirito_20164 жыл бұрын
Well there is Recon.
@TheBlackDemon19964 жыл бұрын
Kirito only mocks those who deserve it now.
@RudockAviar4 жыл бұрын
Might just be that he's no longer trapped in a life-or-death situation within a game. His ruthlessness has gone way down as well while in Fairyland, likely because of that.
@laurenceschuler95714 жыл бұрын
its just wrong ngl
@Strong5Bad4 жыл бұрын
@@laurenceschuler9571 Not really, from a story perspective it makes perfect sense. Especially more-so in this Abridged series than the original, Kirito went through a whole arc in the first season about what it means to be a (at the very least) decent human being, possibly even a good person. However, it was all based around a power disparity that Kirito saw in the world and decided to use derogatory comments and gaming prowess to correct that disparity. Asuna and the others (namely Klein) showed him that people can like him despite being rude on occasion, but that just being an asshole pushes people away. All this to say that he can still crack jokes and hurl insults, but much like Asuna's insanity displayed in this episode, it's now just channeled towards specific people; the kind of people Kirito used to be (and the kind of people he still religiously made fun of, because who wouldn't take a shot at someone like Schmidt?).
@monarchlaciel30574 жыл бұрын
"I'm pretty worried about Asuna" "OH GOD IT'S IN THE VENTS" That cut was gold.
@kabob00774 жыл бұрын
I want an entire audio episode or two, like TTS has had, focusing entirely on Asuna being the ungodly hellspawn of a Cazador, Deathclaw, Xenomorph, Queen of Blades, and SCP-682.
@Renji90314 жыл бұрын
Asuna vented? And *Prince Casmere* is sus?
@WokeandProud4 жыл бұрын
Xenomorphs wish they had shit on Asuna.
@uncanny36374 жыл бұрын
@@kabob0077 And an Impostor.
@AznOmega4 жыл бұрын
@@uncanny3637 plus she was trained by Lord Popo, and she enjoyed his training.
@iusethisnameformygoogleacc10133 жыл бұрын
Gotta love that Kirito completely lucked out by somehow earning the loyalty of a vengeful Seed AI by being half of the most mentally unstable couple in SAO.
@theendersmirk58512 жыл бұрын
I mean, accidental or not it seems that AI has the personality of a mixture between him and Asuna, but if they were smarter. So the somehow is "this dysfunctional family was essentially made for each other, how else would that go?"
@romitsu968 Жыл бұрын
Yeshua(Jesus) the Christ loves you! Praise YHWH El Shaddai and may He bless you! Christ is the King of kings and Lord of lords! (YHWH - the LORD) (El Shaddai - God Almighty) To those who haven’t; Repent of your sins and believe on the Adon Jesus the Christ, believe in your heart that He has died for your sins and rose from the tomb on the third day and you shall receive the Holy Spirit of God and He shall dwell within you. You shall be saved. Be baptized in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit! - Jesus the Christ loves you, praise YHWH our Elohim - Evidence for Jesus Christ’s existence, crucifixion, and disappearance from the tomb (He rose from it): The Lord Jesus Christ did exist, gathered disciples, and was crucified and went missing from the tomb. To argue about wether He was taken from the grave or rose from it, is an argument a skeptic can make. Because well if you disregard the eye witness testimony of the disciples and there willingness to die for Christ, and humans won’t die for something they know is a lie, when Peter is pinned upside down to that cross, he could have said that it was a fake, but He didn’t because it wasn’t, what care would he have about death in this world if he knew for a fact he had assurance of a life in another, Jesus Christ did rise from the tomb and is the King of Kings and Lord of Lords. Now the evidence for the Lord Jesus Christ’s existence really isn’t hard to find a multitude of non-Christian scholars and historians mention Him within 150 years after the time of His life. One such is Tacitus a Roman historian who reported on emperor nero’s decision to blame the Christians for the fire that had destroyed rome in 64 AD. Tacitus wrote: “Nero fastened the guilt ... on a class hated for their abominations, called Christians by the populace. Christus, from whom the name had its origin, suffered the extreme penalty during the reign of Tiberius at the hands of ... Pontius Pilatus, and a most mischievous superstition, thus checked for the moment, again broke out not only in Judaea, the first source of the evil, but even in Rome…” In this Tacitus makes reference to not only Christians, but Christ calling Him Christus and confirming the Gospels going on to say that He suffered the extreme penalty (crucifixion) under the reign of Tiberius and by the sentence of Pontius Pilate, which like I said confirms the Gospels narrative. Another important source of evidence about Jesus and early Christianity can be found in the letters of Pliny the Younger to Emperor Trajan. Pliny was the Roman governor of Bithynia in Asia Minor. In one of his letters, dated around A.D. 112, he asks Trajan's advice about the appropriate way to conduct legal proceedings against those accused of being Christians. Pliny says that he needed to consult the emperor about this issue because a great multitude of every age, class, and sex stood accused of Christianity. At one point in his letter, Pliny relates some of the information he has learned about these Christians: “They were in the habit of meeting on a certain fixed day before it was light, when they sang in alternate verses a hymn to Christ, as to a god, and bound themselves by a solemn oath, not to any wicked deeds, but never to commit any fraud, theft or adultery, never to falsify their word, nor deny a trust when they should be called upon to deliver it up; after which it was their custom to separate, and then reassemble to partake of food - but food of an ordinary and innocent kind.” This passage provides a number of interesting insights into the beliefs and practices of early Christians. First, we see that Christians regularly met on a certain fixed day for worship. Second, their worship was directed to Christ, demonstrating that they firmly believed in His divinity. Furthermore, one scholar interprets Pliny's statement that hymns were sung to Christ, "as to a god", as a reference to the rather distinctive fact that, "unlike other gods who were worshipped, Christ was a person who had lived on earth." If this interpretation is correct, Pliny understood that Christians were worshipping an actual historical person as God! Of course, this agrees perfectly with the New Testament doctrine that Jesus was both God and man. You may have heard of the scholar Flavius Josephus who mentioned James as being the brother of the Lord Jesus Christ, which matches what Paul said calling James “The Lord’s brother” and there is another document that Josephus may have written which goes: “About this time there lived Jesus, a wise man, if indeed one ought to call him a man. For he ... wrought surprising feats.... He was the Christ. When Pilate ...condemned him to be crucified, those who had . . . come to love him did not give up their affection for him. On the third day he appeared ... restored to life.... And the tribe of Christians ... has ... not disappeared.” Now it’s up to debate wether this is the entirely original document of what Josephus wrote, or if a Christian had edited it. But regardless he wrote about the Lord Jesus Christ. Wether it was negative or positive like the possible document is. Anyways there are many other statements, documents, letters, and writings of all sorts from the ancient world talking about the Lord Jesus Christ and there is not one question if He was a real person or if He was crucified and went missing from the grave. That is clear as day, He is a real person, was crucified, and went missing from the grave. And He did rise from the grave. And for more evidence of the Lord Jesus Christ, there’s the Bible and you see there is no evidence the Bible is corrupted, a lie, created by the Roman government, folktale. It is the recount of the Disciples of the Lord Jesus Christ, now wether you want to believe it is up to you. And what profit was there in spreading Christianity, All the early Christian suffered persecution, beatings, and were killed. Another Scholar reported that James the Lord’s Brother was thrown off a building and then stoned to death for spreading the Gospel in Jerusalem. These people went to great lengths even giving their own lives for the Adon Jesus the Christ.
@romitsu968 Жыл бұрын
@@theendersmirk5851Yeshua(Jesus) the Christ loves you! Praise YHWH El Shaddai and may He bless you! Christ is the King of kings and Lord of lords! (YHWH - the LORD) (El Shaddai - God Almighty) To those who haven’t; Repent of your sins and believe on the Adon Jesus the Christ, believe in your heart that He has died for your sins and rose from the tomb on the third day and you shall receive the Holy Spirit of God and He shall dwell within you. You shall be saved. Be baptized in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit! - Jesus the Christ loves you, praise YHWH our Elohim - Evidence for Jesus Christ’s existence, crucifixion, and disappearance from the tomb (He rose from it): The Lord Jesus Christ did exist, gathered disciples, and was crucified and went missing from the tomb. To argue about wether He was taken from the grave or rose from it, is an argument a skeptic can make. Because well if you disregard the eye witness testimony of the disciples and there willingness to die for Christ, and humans won’t die for something they know is a lie, when Peter is pinned upside down to that cross, he could have said that it was a fake, but He didn’t because it wasn’t, what care would he have about death in this world if he knew for a fact he had assurance of a life in another, Jesus Christ did rise from the tomb and is the King of Kings and Lord of Lords. Now the evidence for the Lord Jesus Christ’s existence really isn’t hard to find a multitude of non-Christian scholars and historians mention Him within 150 years after the time of His life. One such is Tacitus a Roman historian who reported on emperor nero’s decision to blame the Christians for the fire that had destroyed rome in 64 AD. Tacitus wrote: “Nero fastened the guilt ... on a class hated for their abominations, called Christians by the populace. Christus, from whom the name had its origin, suffered the extreme penalty during the reign of Tiberius at the hands of ... Pontius Pilatus, and a most mischievous superstition, thus checked for the moment, again broke out not only in Judaea, the first source of the evil, but even in Rome…” In this Tacitus makes reference to not only Christians, but Christ calling Him Christus and confirming the Gospels going on to say that He suffered the extreme penalty (crucifixion) under the reign of Tiberius and by the sentence of Pontius Pilate, which like I said confirms the Gospels narrative. Another important source of evidence about Jesus and early Christianity can be found in the letters of Pliny the Younger to Emperor Trajan. Pliny was the Roman governor of Bithynia in Asia Minor. In one of his letters, dated around A.D. 112, he asks Trajan's advice about the appropriate way to conduct legal proceedings against those accused of being Christians. Pliny says that he needed to consult the emperor about this issue because a great multitude of every age, class, and sex stood accused of Christianity. At one point in his letter, Pliny relates some of the information he has learned about these Christians: “They were in the habit of meeting on a certain fixed day before it was light, when they sang in alternate verses a hymn to Christ, as to a god, and bound themselves by a solemn oath, not to any wicked deeds, but never to commit any fraud, theft or adultery, never to falsify their word, nor deny a trust when they should be called upon to deliver it up; after which it was their custom to separate, and then reassemble to partake of food - but food of an ordinary and innocent kind.” This passage provides a number of interesting insights into the beliefs and practices of early Christians. First, we see that Christians regularly met on a certain fixed day for worship. Second, their worship was directed to Christ, demonstrating that they firmly believed in His divinity. Furthermore, one scholar interprets Pliny's statement that hymns were sung to Christ, "as to a god", as a reference to the rather distinctive fact that, "unlike other gods who were worshipped, Christ was a person who had lived on earth." If this interpretation is correct, Pliny understood that Christians were worshipping an actual historical person as God! Of course, this agrees perfectly with the New Testament doctrine that Jesus was both God and man. You may have heard of the scholar Flavius Josephus who mentioned James as being the brother of the Lord Jesus Christ, which matches what Paul said calling James “The Lord’s brother” and there is another document that Josephus may have written which goes: “About this time there lived Jesus, a wise man, if indeed one ought to call him a man. For he ... wrought surprising feats.... He was the Christ. When Pilate ...condemned him to be crucified, those who had . . . come to love him did not give up their affection for him. On the third day he appeared ... restored to life.... And the tribe of Christians ... has ... not disappeared.” Now it’s up to debate wether this is the entirely original document of what Josephus wrote, or if a Christian had edited it. But regardless he wrote about the Lord Jesus Christ. Wether it was negative or positive like the possible document is. Anyways there are many other statements, documents, letters, and writings of all sorts from the ancient world talking about the Lord Jesus Christ and there is not one question if He was a real person or if He was crucified and went missing from the grave. That is clear as day, He is a real person, was crucified, and went missing from the grave. And He did rise from the grave. And for more evidence of the Lord Jesus Christ, there’s the Bible and you see there is no evidence the Bible is corrupted, a lie, created by the Roman government, folktale. It is the recount of the Disciples of the Lord Jesus Christ, now wether you want to believe it is up to you. And what profit was there in spreading Christianity, All the early Christian suffered persecution, beatings, and were killed. Another Scholar reported that James the Lord’s Brother was thrown off a building and then stoned to death for spreading the Gospel in Jerusalem. These people went to great lengths even giving their own lives for the Adon Jesus the Christ.
@quintessential7515 Жыл бұрын
@@romitsu968 you are in a godless place.
@grandmasterpo4067 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely love when Oberron drops the tidbit that Asuna ripping them to shreds means "their psych bills are starting to add up". Heavily implies not only has she been doing it for a while, but she's exceptionally gruesome.
@Emmariscobar Жыл бұрын
Even more disturbing when you consider that Kirito said he "barely felt anything" after crash-landing due to it being a kids game, which implies that what Asuna is doing to the guards is so gruesome that it's utterly traumatizing despite them being unable to feel any pain from it.
@kerbiseabolt57386 ай бұрын
Psychic damage
@luigitan56022 ай бұрын
@@kerbiseabolt5738 White Damage*
@leo0707984 жыл бұрын
whats really scary about Asuna is that, because AFO is a kid's game, none of the security guards she attacks feels any pain, so whatever she is doing to them has to be worse than actual pain. Poor Shoji
@legenterry11183 жыл бұрын
uh you know that in alfheim online anime version kirito and sugou can actually make people feel pain by hacking the game right? it would make sense from that that asuna can hack the game too
@leo0707983 жыл бұрын
@@legenterry1118 not if she can't open the menu
@legenterry11183 жыл бұрын
@@leo070798 not if she can't open the menu? neither did kirito when he glitched in his swords and broke through sugou's hacking in the actual anime
@elementalsgami13 жыл бұрын
@@legenterry1118 Yes, but this ISN'T the anime version. Oberon and Yui are the only ones who could possibly have access to Admin privileges. Asuna is managing to create ACTUAL PAIN in a game where a hundred foot drop feels like NOTHING.
@BooAngels12093 жыл бұрын
Yep, Shoji will not be in the SAO alicization abridged series because Asuna might have done worst pain to him and he will never meet Admi.
@randytheramendealer21163 жыл бұрын
I am praying that when Kirito unlocks the admin privileges the first thing he does is disable the profanity filter.
@cscotch11273 жыл бұрын
I mean, it's definitely on the list of priorities
@matthewbrune54903 жыл бұрын
You’re saying that like he (and by extension the lotta us) ain’t gonna do it regardless
@alborjat26573 жыл бұрын
IMMEDIATELY
@ravenwraith10173 жыл бұрын
And accidentally mute himself.
@McGeistly3 жыл бұрын
Kirito disabling profanity filter: You know Oberon I just want to let you know something before we battle. We are going to turn the pain alllll the way up, but before I doo... *Deep Breath* "FUUCK. YOUUUUU. Ahh that's better."
@l30ng624 жыл бұрын
Asuna: *massacres her guards and terrified her own Captor the second her man is threatened* Yui: *erases someones face when someone threatens her dad or doesnt cooperate with saving her mom* I love this Yandere family :D
@josephstahl91194 жыл бұрын
*You know it says something when Kirito "You don't need to wonder where your god is" is the most chill in the family.*
@KnightofChaosDeck4 жыл бұрын
Just wait for *that* scene... *The one they fear is you echoes in the background*
@Dean1231231004 жыл бұрын
Doom narator: The only thing they fear, is you
@jotheunissen92744 жыл бұрын
@@KnightofChaosDeck You mean the scene where Kirito slices up Sugo, tosses him in the air and catches him on his sword? Or the rl version?
@KnightofChaosDeck4 жыл бұрын
@@jotheunissen9274 BOTH
@wesley25082 жыл бұрын
In order for the profanity filter to block words AS they're being spoken, the system must be able to scan the neural pathways of the players, interpret the signals into words, and then alter the signals so that the player says a different word than what they thought of. It must do this in fractions of a nanosecond. That's terrifying
@qantj2 жыл бұрын
Oberon did say that the nerve gear had powerful tech
@levonmartyr14432 жыл бұрын
Seems legit, I mean it censores leafa's thoughts too
@Oaisus2 жыл бұрын
If that is how it was done in universe that would be just about the stupidest way to do it. A more likely way for it to happen is for it to just predict the words in advance using the previous words and context, along with recording your speech patterns as you play to help in the prediction.
@AAAAAA-qs1bv2 жыл бұрын
@@qantj Everyone casually owning a quantum supercomputer.
@qantj2 жыл бұрын
@@AAAAAA-qs1bv Well the computers we have now are the super computers of a few decades ago to be fair
@jeffreymedvick65414 жыл бұрын
Theory: Now that dying in the game doesn't mean dying in real life, Asuna is more reckless and willing to try using glitches to get out of her cage. The bed is her spawn point, and by not touching the floor of her cage and waiting a while, the game considers her in freefall, and gives her increasing speed, which eventually allows her to clip out of the cage by moving beyond the wall before it detects collision In short: Asuna keeps escaping because she accidentally became the first VR speedrunner.
@theratifier76694 жыл бұрын
Oh please let this become Abridged canon
@tayyang22654 жыл бұрын
or she just went through the gigantic holes in the cage, first part is nice tough
@guilhermepeixoto31504 жыл бұрын
You are a genius
@kobeone63284 жыл бұрын
Would make sense from a logical standpoint. If she escapes, all you have to do is kill her, sending her back to her spawnpoint, and not do the (comparatively) risky option of capturing her alive.
@zace79514 жыл бұрын
That is the best reason ever
@moonlight.z65434 жыл бұрын
"Don't you talk to him that way, how dare you?" BEHOLD THE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT!
@michealgray5334 жыл бұрын
Ep 3 or something idk: what’s the point of people if not to mock them
@MaxEllSibSwe4 жыл бұрын
he protec, he attac, but most importantly, he got the smol bean's bacc
@mr_fahrenheight17284 жыл бұрын
Honestly my favorite part of this season.
@adamb11173 жыл бұрын
Yui adjusting her personality settings to deal with how stupid Suguha is has to be my favorite part of this entire episode.
@Soulxstar3 жыл бұрын
Sure is, sport
@jefflemere46093 жыл бұрын
Goes to show Yui is definitely Kirito and Asuna's kid in a balance sense.
@CerealExperimentsMizuki3 жыл бұрын
I didn't even get to read it but I knew exactly what it read.
@dudebro26383 жыл бұрын
I like the savage threat that Asuna throws down lol
@algordo19973 жыл бұрын
What about that Shoji character? I worry for that unseen character for some reason.
@user-uo9gg2zc6j2 жыл бұрын
Calling it! Recon trusts kirito too a weird degree because his nervegear belonged to sachi!
@EtamirTheDemiDeer2 жыл бұрын
Oh… *O H*
@machian762 жыл бұрын
*Surprised Pikachu Face*
@colin91642 жыл бұрын
Oh my god. That actually makes sense.
@mitrashailendra38172 жыл бұрын
I think it’s mentioned that the nervegear belonged to a ‘him’.
@user-uo9gg2zc6j2 жыл бұрын
@@mitrashailendra3817 you're right. Leafa mentions it was a son.
@What_Zen4 жыл бұрын
The fact that kirito actually defends rekkon when leafa said "I woulda taken anyone" is just too pure
@android19willpwn4 жыл бұрын
character development!
@SomeRandomGarchomp4 жыл бұрын
Rawr (He's a good person now. He's still a sarcastic smartass, but he's a good person now )
@ChibiKami4 жыл бұрын
Rekkon hasn't done anything to piss him off yet. It doesn't take much to annoy Kirito but Rekkon's done none of it
@arinodonichi79284 жыл бұрын
Kirito just feels bad for my boi Rekkon
@Kairukurumi4 жыл бұрын
Rekkon is a good boi.
@blackbun1304 жыл бұрын
The amount of shit they fixed and made better in this version: -Asuna not being helpless and constantly escaping -Leafa already knowing her bro's identity -Yui figuring it out and having more plot relavance as an AI that can tap into almost any system -Kirito helping the Sylphs and Cat Siths actually having relevance instead of being a stupid af distraction
@Sellipsis4 жыл бұрын
To be fair, when you’re changing perhaps some of the shittiest popular writing of the decade, the bigger surprise would be if you somehow made it worse.
@zombiedemon17624 жыл бұрын
If Yui was real would she have her own KZbin channel?
@zerosorigin83874 жыл бұрын
Zombie demon She would BE the KZbin channel. Or at least the ruler of it.
@matohibiki4 жыл бұрын
Don't forget Yui actually having some of the personality traits of her mother. Incredibly frightening ones, but still...
@infamousplayer87724 жыл бұрын
And don't forget that they made the whole subplot about Kirito helping the Sylphs and Cait Siths make way more sense than in the actual show, since there Kirito kinda just said fuck it and went to help them just because, even though it was not in his plans, which would make sense if he didn't have a time limit of a week so any distraction from his objective is completely stupid because he's in a really short time limit. Here their objective is to get there in the first place, so it isn't a distraction that ended up becoming an opportunity to raid the world tree, it's all in favor of raiding the world tree in the first place. And it isn't even a major change, it's just basic logic, something that the original show clearly sucks at.
@yogeshmehta63644 жыл бұрын
The fact that they kept Asuna's badassery during this arc even when caged is easily the best improvement they made to the original series
@rockyblacksmith4 жыл бұрын
Gotta love a damsel who is refusing the plot HARD.
@Katio8883 жыл бұрын
That and making the sister/cousin *not* romantically interested in Kirito
@RyuusanFT863 жыл бұрын
And making kirito both human and not jesus
@beastunleashed6573 жыл бұрын
Well yeah, but would've liked it they hadn't made a big plot hole while doing that
@beastunleashed6573 жыл бұрын
@@RyuusanFT86 he was both those things in the original as well tho...
@TheZamaron2 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD, I love what they do with Asuna. In the normal anime she's just a damsel in distress here. But in Abridged, she's constantly trying to escape and slaughtering the guards every time, and in this episode it's revealed that these constant horrific deaths cause a lot of psyc damage to the guards, making their therapy sessions expensive for Oberon. LOVE IT!!!!
Жыл бұрын
Word. Turning Asuna into a damsel in distress made me hate SAO a little bit. But, thanks to that, i can enjoy the abridged version of her even more
@TheZamaron Жыл бұрын
@ Guard “OH GOD IT’S LOOSE!!!!” I love how he reacts like Asuna is a viscous wild animal freed from it’s cage. Definitely an improvement.🤣
@XWierdThingsHappenX Жыл бұрын
It's because she's eating them alive.
@TheZamaron Жыл бұрын
@@XWierdThingsHappenX Eats them alive, only for them to respawn and experiance the horror again and again.🤣🤣
@pinkbiohazardmercurialcoll7133 Жыл бұрын
They deserve it too for helping the asshole...
@johneryorna5394 жыл бұрын
The scary thing about asuna's breakouts is that she's literally ripping them apart with her bare hands.
@philbattiste96494 жыл бұрын
You really think teeth aren't also involved in that?
@MrTigracho4 жыл бұрын
Never get between a psychological unhinged girl and her love.
@Grid4334 жыл бұрын
...good thing players don’t die when they get killed?... or maybe a bad thing
@elimDBZ4 жыл бұрын
I'm mentally picturing a hellsing inspired killing spree whenever asuna goes on a rampage.
@themerchantinblack61574 жыл бұрын
@@elimDBZ what type of music asuna is playing?
@ImAFatNerd904 жыл бұрын
Yui is the best character in this series. She's adorable, as psychotic as her parents, and has her dad's sense of humor.
@burningeagle12984 жыл бұрын
Will she was trap inside an item for who knows how long.
@Maxtherandomperson4 жыл бұрын
She is insane
@TheBritishSn0rlax4 жыл бұрын
Well she is a psychiatrist AI. You’d at least guess she’d pick up her parents attitude?
@ImAFatNerd904 жыл бұрын
@@TheBritishSn0rlax That's what I'm saying.
@TheBritishSn0rlax4 жыл бұрын
Rdskinsfan27 yep
@LukoSavage4 жыл бұрын
“...People log into this game just to run an airport?” ........ My hours in Flight Sim X feel attacked
@MiudmonDice4 жыл бұрын
at least there's gameplay centered around that. those wierdos actually just roleplay it out.
@wmacosx4 жыл бұрын
that's a fairport
@Pewfles4 жыл бұрын
@@wmacosx I just woke up and read this. How dare you.
@nothri4 жыл бұрын
@@Pewfles To answer your question, 'How dare you' I believe you will find that the actions that inspired your question are in fact a perfectly good example of exactly how he 'dares'.
@ElloFantasy4 жыл бұрын
Well...that's one thing, but, considering everyone can fly in this................
@IRMentat2 жыл бұрын
17:42 Yui is such a good girl;, protecting her family, playing with her aunt, securing the means of rescuing her mom. such an angel, a face-stealing blackmailing torture inducing angel.
@razgrizraven Жыл бұрын
Adding to that, she probably kept Suguha from logging out. Essentially, she wanted to make the bitch suffer, and it worked.
@thetaminus2334 Жыл бұрын
Old testament Angel with a fraction of their power
@simonhailom2477 Жыл бұрын
Classic biblical angel shenanigans
@TurdFerguson7911 ай бұрын
I would die for this version of Yui. She is the best daughter ever. I'd say protect her at all costs but she is the danger 😂
@Aaa-vp6ug6 ай бұрын
Biblically Accurate
@boshikagebira47534 жыл бұрын
Everybody gangsta till Asuna breaks the profanity filter
@raezor69414 жыл бұрын
Everybody gangsta til she gets OUT OF THE CAGE. No tank can stop her murderous rampage!
@inquisitorsteve14294 жыл бұрын
HEY DO YOU WANT A PRETZEL
@norishimogawa61254 жыл бұрын
i dont remember asuna breaking the profanity filter
@shirou82704 жыл бұрын
@@norishimogawa6125 its when she said "And mount your head on a fucking pike". She dominated that profanity filter
@norishimogawa61254 жыл бұрын
@@shirou8270 didn't she say fudging?
@jotheunissen92744 жыл бұрын
Canon Asuna: Helpless damsel in distress Abridged Asuna: The Slayer has entered the facility
@raezor69414 жыл бұрын
And whats Yui? Cause oh god...
@James-bw4np4 жыл бұрын
And the soundtrack starts to play... kzbin.info/www/bejne/nJ64daVoebRln9U
@Hellsong894 жыл бұрын
@@raezor6941 HAL 9000 has entered the chat....
@raezor69414 жыл бұрын
@@James-bw4np That soundtrack works so well for Asuna too...
@hotshotroom9644 жыл бұрын
The slayer has control of the bfg
@knightghaleon4 жыл бұрын
“Maybe I’m scared of him, he has a big knife.” Man that handy quest must’ve been tougher than she thought.
@EM337004 жыл бұрын
She should hear about Kirito's Legendary Pebble of Pig Smiting.
@setokaiba79954 жыл бұрын
I’m going to be scared when he explodes
@crimsonstrykr4 жыл бұрын
Yep. I bet it sure was a very "handy" quest. Lucky Recon.
@TheArtikae4 жыл бұрын
He could just be trying to sell it to her.
@derianardor2 жыл бұрын
Holy crap, just noticed that because SWE has to loop the clouds in editing to account for leifa and kirito talking more they turned it into a glitching sky. Fucking brilliant
@TheOneWhoAsked123 Жыл бұрын
Geniuses, I tell you FUCKING GENIUSES!
@redlax475510 ай бұрын
I got an ad right as the glitch hit, fucking perfect lmao
@jukesdtj6564 жыл бұрын
"I will add your screams to my gosh darn spotify" is a far more intimidating sentence than I ever thought possible.
@georgitotev84394 жыл бұрын
@DoingTheJukes That made my whole night I swear xD
@James-bw4np4 жыл бұрын
Indubitably.
@macaroninaegi51694 жыл бұрын
That's very despair inducing
@DomTheeeFoe4 жыл бұрын
Abridged Asuna V. Yuno Gasai death battle
@arthurchallat85304 жыл бұрын
YES !
@knightghaleon4 жыл бұрын
Yui: “No need to find your god, cause she’s right here, and she’s fresh out of mercy.”
@SilentShadows8774 жыл бұрын
"...there's no need to wonder where your god is! Cuz she's right here! And she's fresh out of mercy..." If you want the correctly parodied line.
@WokeandProud4 жыл бұрын
She really is Kirito's daughter.
@knightghaleon4 жыл бұрын
@@SilentShadows877 Couldnt remember all of it as I typed it and didnt want to find the clip.
@knightghaleon4 жыл бұрын
@@WokeandProud doing her daddy proud
@Barrobroadcastmaster4 жыл бұрын
That's going to be a quote in this series at some point from Yui. I know Kirito already said it to Rosaria but Yui is totally going to say it. Calling it now.
@thechonkersking26474 жыл бұрын
Oberon: *Goes full psycho* Asuna: I call and raise, ALL IN.
@Cernumospete4 жыл бұрын
Yui: Still ups the ante
@i-dot67814 жыл бұрын
HOLY SHIT I CAN BARELY TYPE THIS OUT
@thechonkersking26474 жыл бұрын
@@flamewizard9022 Asuna: Did I fucken stutter?!
@Lumi214 жыл бұрын
I want to Like this, but it's at 666, which is too perfect to ruin.
@thechonkersking26474 жыл бұрын
@@Lumi21 The Lord of Fire and Darkness thanks his faithful servant. 😈
@ride-playerbb28182 жыл бұрын
Asuna is the very definition of "I'm not trapped in here with you. You're trapped in here with me"
@JubbaPrime Жыл бұрын
"I've got you for five minutes... of play time! Bone saw is ready! "
@georgehannaford80144 жыл бұрын
"He hasn't practiced Kendo in years!" HE WAS IN A COMA, DUDE
@iancomtois98324 жыл бұрын
And he was practicing _actual fighting with actual swords_ the entire time
@forgottenfamily4 жыл бұрын
She seems to struggle remembering what happened three sentences ago in the same conversation.
@tsionwilliamson13854 жыл бұрын
Yeah that and if i spent literal years of my life playing a game where i was constantly practicing swordsmanship i wouldnt see much need for continuous training irl
@Firedonify4 жыл бұрын
She means *before*. Him abandoning Kendo lessons with his grandfather is the whole reason Suguha started them at all.
@VVheeli4 жыл бұрын
forgottenfamily More like she doesn’t care at all. Like Kirito usually.
@dspace45144 жыл бұрын
Kirito: *gets to the top of the World Tree* Now where is Asuna? *Faint screams in the background while he looks down a dark hallway with blood on the walls* Kirito: Oh, she is that way!
@nothingtoseehere23944 жыл бұрын
YES! PLEASE!
@matthewbrune54904 жыл бұрын
Absolutely hilarious and in character for the both of them
@quin.tessential4 жыл бұрын
666th like
@DetectivePlays04 жыл бұрын
He sees glowing red eyes at the end with murderous intent and he yells: HEY HONEY!
@orthusgames98884 жыл бұрын
I think Kirito's reaction would be more like Kirito- "oh, she's that way. Perfect timing."
@Kamui6334 жыл бұрын
"Thats the plot of stardust" Anyone else noticing this antagonists are acknowledging movie references? Dead give away!!!
@spacker694 жыл бұрын
Dead give away that it's Kayaba. Wait, no that would be wack.
@jewelgriffon4 жыл бұрын
No please let it be Kayaba trying to do something about Sugou. I'd love to see him again as more than a Deus ex machina during the final fight
@jewelgriffon4 жыл бұрын
Also stardust is a great movie
@GemSurge954 жыл бұрын
@@jewelgriffon It's crazy. I just saw Stardust like 2 weeks ago. That is the last movie I expected them to reference.
@andrewrisser57704 жыл бұрын
what are you referring to? Can I get a time stamp?
@LegendaryToad Жыл бұрын
“I will add your screams to my gosh darn SPOTIFY” made me smile for some reason I cannot explain
@puddingcess84524 жыл бұрын
Leafa: “He’s been acting pretty sus lately” *Prince Casmere was not An Imposter*
@ekyue72744 жыл бұрын
I hate you so much for this
@yamatotarantino49604 жыл бұрын
Yes what i was thinking
@shado-13454 жыл бұрын
YESSSS!!!! IM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW!!!!
@Nagrom4 жыл бұрын
He was in electrical doing tasks, smh.
@richleth37214 жыл бұрын
I saw Leafa vent.
@littlekitsune14 жыл бұрын
"That's absurd!" "Correct! But it is also what actually happened." Anime in a nutshell right there.
@adamschmitt64914 жыл бұрын
Well alfheim isn't skill based match making that's clear
@johnbruner58204 жыл бұрын
Yeah no, I ain't buying it!
@KingofAwesomness144 жыл бұрын
@@johnbruner5820 I'm like kirito, "skeptical"
@dynamicworlds14 жыл бұрын
@Tin Watchman _very_ good point.
@nojatha46374 жыл бұрын
I mean, I’ve been in enough situations that are entirely coincidental. I’d buy it.
@RandominityFTW4 жыл бұрын
"I will add your screams to my gosh darn spotify" is just absolutely terrifying in a way that went well beyond all the other threats.
@a_newcomer94034 жыл бұрын
Trrrrruuuuuuth
@Masterhitman9354 жыл бұрын
And to think that the languages filter doesn’t even help make it any less terrorizing.
@Cawster924 жыл бұрын
it was kinda like a flip on the queens speech in hellsing abridged, "allucard when you find him i want you to record it while you kill him, so i can fall asleep to it every night.
@zookeeperchris2 жыл бұрын
Asuna's death threats is one of the greatest moments of this series. So well acted and so FUDGING hilarious...Oh no, it's spreading
@logeyperogi18052 жыл бұрын
How does it feel to lose your swear words? YOU POWERLESS FOOL!!! GET FUDGED…wait
@willaverynerdyclarinetist6131 Жыл бұрын
"GRAB THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN! yeah we'll use them as shields!"
@wolfyt7054 Жыл бұрын
Yeah imagine not having fudging swear words.... Oh god it has me too!!!!
@katlemersom7755 Жыл бұрын
HAHA ITS KICKING YA'LL IN THE TOOSHY!! Wait... Tooshy *Oh no*
@drazeldoom70610 ай бұрын
HAHAHAHA GET FUDGED YOU FUCDGING FOOL- Oh no.. nonononono NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@mustarddoctor3 жыл бұрын
I swear to god, Kirito better say "We must save my family"
@CremeCrusader3 жыл бұрын
GARYYYYYYYY
@draycen72423 жыл бұрын
"Yknow Oberon. Because of all this bullshit you've put me through, its reminding me of an old friend.. He was also always talking about saving his family.. His pain will be child's play compared to yours"
@mandalortemaan75103 жыл бұрын
I can hear this ...and I like it
@alborjat26573 жыл бұрын
THIS IS FOR SACHI
@dosborne51603 жыл бұрын
GARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYY
@connorr80714 жыл бұрын
Leafa: "That is absurd!" Yui: "Correct! But it is also what happened." I'll be honest, this was one of my favorite scenes from this abridged series.
@Beccue4 жыл бұрын
I love how just psychotic Yui is
@blackloud30664 жыл бұрын
@@Beccue I mean look at the parents
@Aflay14 жыл бұрын
I love how Psychotic EVERYONE except Kirito is.
@Beccue4 жыл бұрын
@@blackloud3066 that's not wrong
@setesh12944 жыл бұрын
@@Aflay1 instead, he's sociopathic.
@josephdavis92344 жыл бұрын
"First of all that's the plot of Stardust." He... He got Kirito's reference... Could he be...?
@kingrippzard20274 жыл бұрын
Hmmmmmmm
@kabob00774 жыл бұрын
Impossible...
@62swordsmen4 жыл бұрын
...well if no one is going to say it...KAYABA!
@ieattacos684 жыл бұрын
Impossible
@equintrevain39464 жыл бұрын
@@62swordsmen WHAT?!
@Animus_Altia2 жыл бұрын
Coming back to this episode after 16 released, it's hilarious to realize that Cashmere understanding Kirito's Stardust reference was the subtle hint that he was actually on the same wavelength as Kirito all along.
@samakiraroyjanssen6326 Жыл бұрын
Kayaba!
@julkun01284 жыл бұрын
"SUGUHA SOUNDS SUS, I don't trust her at all" Suguha was ejected.
@MagmarFire4 жыл бұрын
Suguha was not an impostor. 2 impostors remain.
@vani10304 жыл бұрын
@CommandoDude thats arguably the funniest fucking comment in seen in all of my years of traversing the internet on all of the various sites ive visited. thank you so much
Yui: Erases Leafa's face Camera zooms in on Yui's smug face. Yui: "That should do it." Yrp she's their kid.
@llody77774 жыл бұрын
They grow up scary fast. Maybe a little too fast but whatever.
@iancomtois98324 жыл бұрын
@@llody7777 She's like 5 inches tall; if anything, she grew _down_
@roberthohman46374 жыл бұрын
The second kirito hears thats suguha and that yui did that...hes probs gonna ask if Yui recorded that XD
@forgottenfamily4 жыл бұрын
A psychologist applies their skills to torture to ensure that it's just the perfect amount to enable compliance.
@Aflay14 жыл бұрын
forgottenfamily The psychologist’s satisfaction in light of the torment is merely a bonus.
@sonofabear4154 жыл бұрын
Idk who's more terrifying in this game: Yui or Asuna. Either way like mother, like daughter.
@Karak-_-4 жыл бұрын
Yea, even Kirikito (while he was still a sociopath) seems tame in comparsion. But, honestly, if you could remove face from someone who is really annoying you, would you say no? Edit: Wait, that means that someone programed possibility/command/script to remove players face. I know it was probably for debugging but...
@lafan9994 жыл бұрын
Yui. Yui has her admin access.
@James-bw4np4 жыл бұрын
The correct answer is "YES."
@robertparkhurst40344 жыл бұрын
Asuna would be more destructive with the power, yet still destroys people without power. Yui has the power and is happy to use it
@omega40k4 жыл бұрын
Yea. This is the Asuna I know and love! Asuna in the recent series has become WAY too timid and wimpy.
@chandlervannoy8152 жыл бұрын
The “Don’t you talk to him that way. How dare you” line got me
@lego07883 жыл бұрын
I love how Asuna is an actual threat instead of a stupid damsel in distress
@hornetsilksong3 жыл бұрын
I'm glad Asuna stays badass here unlike in the original lol Asuna: "I'm not locked in here with you, YOU are locked in here with ME."
@dirtytowel67412 жыл бұрын
I love the use of the word *threat* in this context
@thatguy34212 жыл бұрын
I love that part! Especially how she constantly torments that one poor guard
@18Hongo2 жыл бұрын
Honestly the official series could have won me back at the end of the Alfheim arc if Asuna had gone full Lisbeth Salander on Rapey Legolas and stapled his balls to his face or something. But she didn't, and thus they didn't. I like this version of the story much better.
@chrisb91432 жыл бұрын
"How can you be a real threat if they cannot feel pain ?" This, this is what is truly terrifying
@MyxMage4 жыл бұрын
Leafa: "Nice Hat." Yui: "Thanks." Leafa: "I was being sarcastic." Yui: "Well I stole your face!"
@triforceofcourage1004 жыл бұрын
MyxMage muffled screaming
@KadRSP4 жыл бұрын
That is exactly what I thought of when I saw that.
@starfishhugger62324 жыл бұрын
*sticks flag in the the ground. Pulls out radio.* "Requesting extraction! I have found it! The perfect comment!!!"
@ejpennine74794 жыл бұрын
Yui: Got your nose. Leafs: SCREAMS
@nick_72594 жыл бұрын
Im sure I heard something similar to this at one of the ASDF movies
@jesseemerson88294 жыл бұрын
I really like how Asuna is constantly trying to escape, because it fits her character so well, and her causing rampant chaos on a daily basis just to spite Creepy McFuckface is just so her.
@princessthyemis4 жыл бұрын
Yeah! I like that detail, too.
@Shade4004 жыл бұрын
When kirito gets up there I want the walls to be painted with blood
@connorreddish86324 жыл бұрын
RIP Shoji
@IndieGinge4 жыл бұрын
@@connorreddish8632 More like rest in piss Shoji amirite? But for real, pretty sure those guys are like, the video game equivalent of amoral mercenaries and the technicians wanna create mind control. They deserve it lmao.
@caav564 жыл бұрын
@@Shade400 Knowing glitchiness of ALO, I'd say it's safe to think all blood will become missing textures and an absolute mess of shaders.
@BlueCat201X Жыл бұрын
17:45 OH I just realized Yui erasing Leafa's face was a reference to "I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream"! That is clever on another level honestly
@dumpsterbabies8453 Жыл бұрын
It’s also a asdf joke
@enigmatic31948 ай бұрын
@dumpsterbabies8453 but knowing Kirito, it's def more of a movie reference rather than a yt reference
@mithril586917 күн бұрын
Is “I have no mouth and I must scream” even a movie?
@scorpionhazo554 жыл бұрын
"Don't you talk to him that way. How dare you." Wow he's come a long way.
@AzuraRaijin4 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else get Kirito's "There's no need to wonder where your god is" speech vibes from Asuna's bloodthirsty rant?
@tayxicfox95124 жыл бұрын
Definitely
@cheifareno49244 жыл бұрын
she is fresh out of mercy
@Kayn_The_Shadow_Reaper4 жыл бұрын
“There’s no need to wonder where your *devil* is”
@animeotaku3074 жыл бұрын
@@cheifareno4924 She didn't have any to begin with.
@m2ik2y054 жыл бұрын
No, kirito was cold and cruel, asuna was full wrath mode. But ,still similar.
@chipwhich4 жыл бұрын
“The black swordsman doesn’t like swords?” That checks out.
@kh-freack4 жыл бұрын
He likes the sheath more.
@darknessdarkrai45494 жыл бұрын
Handing the black guy a murder weapon... a tale as old as time
@kneeofjustice96194 жыл бұрын
Not till Alicization
@lizgudino53094 жыл бұрын
She probably used to beat him with her's
@theironarmada13082 жыл бұрын
Leafa - "His def into some sketch shiz" Kirito - "I need you to stop" I love this too much
@seta27102 жыл бұрын
I just watched that bit. Always fun to rewatch the series
@Yata5444 жыл бұрын
1. Showing Asuna's real psycho side rather than "waiting to be saved like a helpless princess" 2. Showing how Yui truly use her ability as psychology AI rather than just being a side pixie You doing an EXCELENT job, can't wait for more
@lemonthecougar41204 жыл бұрын
Better than the anime tbh
@monarchlaciel30574 жыл бұрын
I didn't know psychology lets you remove people's faces! I should be a psychologist!
@shadowdevil1264 жыл бұрын
@@monarchlaciel3057 a psychology ai with some control over the game
@elementalsgami14 жыл бұрын
@@monarchlaciel3057 I think OP was referring to her ability to use her psychology programming to know EXACTLY how to get Leafa to do what she wants.
@Yata5444 жыл бұрын
@@lemonthecougar4120 what are you talking about? This IS the real anime
@frostfire65794 жыл бұрын
More than a thousand people waiting and it doesn't even come out for another day, that's a loyal fanbase
@librarianseth55724 жыл бұрын
Or an INCREDIBLY stupid one.... Speaking only for myself, I thought it was today, and I keep a daily journal with dates in it and everything
@jeffreysian-salas16894 жыл бұрын
@@librarianseth5572 we can dream that it's today, no shame in that
@konnermorris17534 жыл бұрын
@@librarianseth5572 you can be loyal and stupid. Just look at dogs.
@frostfire65794 жыл бұрын
5 hours to go
@IdiotN44 жыл бұрын
@@konnermorris1753 For some reason dogs tend to act smarter then most humans do.
@BekindBekbek4 жыл бұрын
Oberon saying that he is going to hurt Kirito. Asuna: stares at him. ALO system: "Warning. The Slayer has entered the facility." *Heavy metal intensifies*
@chukaejinkonye77984 жыл бұрын
Doom Eternal reference. Nice
@inky55744 жыл бұрын
Asuna as Doom Slayer would be cool and funny as hell (no pun intended)
@abdurahmanpelletier81344 жыл бұрын
@Jaden Curtis yeah both of them are, also I am glad to see that asuna actually cares about him.
@anonguy7724 жыл бұрын
Honestly considering how Kirito and Asuna are both fucking sociopaths Oberon is screwed no matter who he says that to lol
@marethyu75934 жыл бұрын
@@anonguy772 Of course they are both fucking sociopaths. Do you not remember what happened in the cabin, the apartment, and who knows where else?
@ACMEsoul9172 жыл бұрын
Asuna finally had a “No need to wonder where your god is” moment
@fraidnaught90674 жыл бұрын
Asuna grows stronger as she feeds on Shoji's fear.
@vadimblin4 жыл бұрын
Na, she just kept the sao stats, like kirito did cause she use the same nerfgear
@Mikanoes4 жыл бұрын
@@vadimblin But, by targeting Shoji, she increases the time of her Berzerker Rage Mode.
@pumacraft20653 жыл бұрын
@@Mikanoes This amazing
@Wignut4 жыл бұрын
Canon Asuna: _Oh dear, help me I am being held captive!_ Canon Yui: _Waa momy is gone_ Abridged Asuna: *Darth Vader Massacre Scene - Rogue One [4k | 60FPS]* Abridged Yui: *HAL 9000 "I'm Sorry Dave" - 2001 A Space Odyssey MOVIE CLIP (1968) HD"*
@MyNipplesArePointy4 жыл бұрын
Oh Jesus Christ
@kairuw64774 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait for kirito’s turn
@xeizihr4 жыл бұрын
That's accurate.
@martinxy12914 жыл бұрын
@@kairuw6477 Goes from edgy mellow teen to full on madlad whos lost it
@kairuw64774 жыл бұрын
Martin XY mhm
@nickolascharles4 жыл бұрын
Psychological profile and Interaction Parameters: The patient displays classic narcissistic and borderline sociopathic behavior, especially when engaging with her brother, Kazuto Kirigaya (aka Kirito aka xVx_K1r1t0_xVx_kiLLMe aka daddy). This appears to stem from deeply held feelings of resentment, as well as internalized self-hatred regarding her own femininity, most likely originating from an as-yet-unknown event in the siblings early childhood. The lifelong repression of these feelings seems to have bled into her other relationships as well, causing her to lash out at those she perceives to be weaker than herself. This behavior is most evident when interacting with her “friend” Recon, whom she CLEARLY has romantic feelings for, yet takes every opportunity to belittle and keep at an emotional distance, even though we can all tell what’s going on and she should just admit she likes him and treat that poor, sweet boy with the love and compassion he deserves! In short, I believe someone or something has caused her to view any display of more traditionally feminine traits as something to be ashamed of, and seems to lay the blame solely on her brother. As far as why this is the case, further investigation shall be needed. Player Interaction Parameters: Familiarity: 3/10 -> 3/10 Kindness: 1/10 -> 5/10 Aggression: 6/10 -> 6/10 Caution: 7/10 -> 2/10 Respect: 5/10 -> 0/10 As good as I can get for now, let me know if I got something wrong. Edit: fixed the name, thanks @jaffadew27, @Kevin Jong, and @Setsumaki for catching that. Added Parameters, before and after, thanks @Firestorm for the idea!
@narski_4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for sparing my eyes
@thelastholdout4 жыл бұрын
This comment doesn't have enough likes.
@cub-square4 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@kr42614 жыл бұрын
@@cub-square Thank you so much, I came trolling just for this. And god damn it, was it worth it.
@Dom3804 жыл бұрын
Thanks for doing this so I don't give myself a migraine trying to read that text
@paolof.6899 Жыл бұрын
I really like how they turned Asuna from a damsel in a tower to... the eldritch monster they are trying to keep contained for their boss and she constantly escapes causing hell and havoc is a great modification.
@KingCasual19862 ай бұрын
I am now 5% certain this arc will end with every person working on the project lynching Sugou in the Real World for all the psychological trauma his crazy ass forced them to go through by keeping Asuna around (off screen obviously).
@akemikitamura55514 жыл бұрын
I think it’s revealing that Leafa is more embarrassed over baking Recon cupcakes than giving him a handy.
@silverblade3574 жыл бұрын
Leafa is a natural tomboy that is trying way too hard to be even more of a tomboy.
@DiAB0LiST274 жыл бұрын
Lots of insecurity about appearing feminine in front of people.
@capt.artemislivius76014 жыл бұрын
Leafa: "RECON is Princess Leafa's F@#$BOI! GOT IT? Don't confuse a game with real life you perv." Leafa: Proceedes to confuse game with Real Life by telling her "not"-boyfriend to meet her in the janitor's closet after practice for a "quest".
@maxpayne9304 жыл бұрын
Well he dos have LONG knife it,s canon now : )
@Gaius4534 жыл бұрын
I'm not from USA so, just to be sure, what does "handy" means?
@johnsmith59964 жыл бұрын
Kirito: "Am i in for some additional screening?" Lady: "OOOH a Spriggan" *Latex Gloves Intensifies*
@betrayed1174 жыл бұрын
Good god I can hear them.
@helmiboboy4 жыл бұрын
Oh no... *Fgo PTSD crits stack*
@ashwindsouza6064 жыл бұрын
Ah Subtle racism jokes
@Gary_The_Metro4 жыл бұрын
ARA ARA
@Aaa-vp6ug6 ай бұрын
I like to imagine she equipped the Hot Hand from TF2, filling his cavity with ashes, asbestos and third degree burn marks! Actually, that’s too f’cked up, nevermind
@eddieguillen21344 жыл бұрын
“Do you know how many of you have died screaming Leroy Jenkins?”
@infinite63394 жыл бұрын
@@The_D0C70R Which in my eyes is grounds to exterminate the species!
@noahg.454 жыл бұрын
@@infinite6339Hey, at least they all had the guts to be here without a frickin' cheat code!
@atomicx59024 жыл бұрын
Noah G. See, this is what I’m talking about! Which one of you geniuses missed what I did to the last gu-
@JeppyAMV4 жыл бұрын
Well there's a plot twist for you. Kirito, are you actually defending these people?
@atomicx59024 жыл бұрын
Oh, don't get me wrong. No one's saying their potential doesn't top out at assistant manager at Kinko’s. I mean just look at Schmitt.
@SCUBA_Draconis2 жыл бұрын
15:37 “OooOh lord… ITS IN THE VENTS!!!!!” Kills me EVERY DAMN time. Lol
@turbobist28892 жыл бұрын
Asuna is sus.
@DieManDust2 жыл бұрын
Probably at the same rate that she was killing them
@jennymckenzie53042 жыл бұрын
Vents VA brought his fucking a-game.
@ALJ9000 Жыл бұрын
@@jennymckenzie5304 It’s Grimjack
@allisonekgasit9291 Жыл бұрын
Do love how they always refer to her as 'it'. She terrifies them that much.
@l.j.d.millar28223 жыл бұрын
I love how they used the “skybox runtime error” as a way to use the same frames of animation repeatedly without drawing attention to the clouds constantly skipping around.
@khanzy.3 жыл бұрын
Creativity maxed out
@saihiko99673 жыл бұрын
Legit thought they were reusing the same background so it starting looping, but nope, and error
@RipleySawzen3 жыл бұрын
Not sure why the text was backwards though. Text boxes should always read forwards for any player looking at them.
@AlanGresov3 жыл бұрын
@@RipleySawzen because it was a reflection from the actual text box in the sky.
@RipleySawzen3 жыл бұрын
@@AlanGresov Hence why it was upside down. But it would have also to be facing away from them to be backwards.
@dawnstar67273 жыл бұрын
The text @ 16:35 says: "The patient displays narcissistic and borderline sociopathic behavior, especially when engaging with her brother, Kasuto Kirigaya, (aka Kirito aka aka [?] aka Daddy). this appears to stem from deeply held feelings of resentment as well as internalized self-hatred regarding her own femininity most likely originating from an as-yet-unknown event in the siblings' early childhood. The lifelong repression of these feelings seems to have bled into her other relationships as well, causing her to lash out at those she perceives to be weaker than herself. This behavior is most evident when interacting with her 'friend' Recon, whom she CLEARLY has romantic feelings for, yet takes every opportunity to belittle and keep at an emotional distance, even though we can all tell what's going on and she should just admit she likes him and treat that poor, sweet boy with the love and compassion he deserves. In short, I believe someone or something has caused her to view any display of more traditionally feminine traits as something to be ashamed of, and seems to lay the blame solely on to her brother. As for why this is the case, further investigation shall be needed." *Edit: my eyes hurt
@nickbarlas55443 жыл бұрын
Gods work, cheers mate
@alvinchen96553 жыл бұрын
noice
@comradeneko78423 жыл бұрын
The second aka is Kirito's username in the alfheim arc xVx_k1r1t0_xVx_KillMe
@solidsnook3 жыл бұрын
I was about to start writing the whole text down, but I'm glad I checked if someone did it, you spared me the job. Thanks for sacrificing your eyes for our wellbeing.
@Soulxstar3 жыл бұрын
This is more thought and effort in one character than all SAO story put together and multiple by 10
@dan2403934 жыл бұрын
She increases the "kindness" bar on her interaction profile. And then glitches the face directly off of Leafa's head... Yui needs an SCP entry.
@drguineapig87554 жыл бұрын
SCP-000.001 Abridged Yui
@solonovamax4 жыл бұрын
brb, writing that now.
@drguineapig87554 жыл бұрын
solonovamax tell me when you’re done
@Bluesonofman4 жыл бұрын
Just leaving this here
@ravenomegatrueheart3564 жыл бұрын
@@solonovamax Bro, tell us when you're done!
@zionnemakoma13982 жыл бұрын
I feel like Asuna's the only one to manage to sound genuinely threatening with a profanity filter like that
@everydaygood18204 жыл бұрын
Yui: -takes suguha's face- Me: truly... You are asuna's daughter.
@kittydurgon87403 жыл бұрын
She really, really is.
@manx30163 жыл бұрын
ah, anger runs in the family, i see.
@AlexanderTheBloodraven3 жыл бұрын
@KittyDurgon; Not anger. Psychotic insanity would be the more correct term.
@owenmaleski22033 жыл бұрын
Considering how much they throw in movie references, I can't tell if the face stealing was a reference to ASDF movies, The Matrix or The Last Airbender
@DarthVader-66373 жыл бұрын
My appreneces for me to take. I'll take the little one
@noahbartlett12964 жыл бұрын
*This is so much more like a real sibling relationship than SAO’s Alabama version*
@silentshadow38944 жыл бұрын
First cousins though, I am pretty sure.
@ryansummers4114 жыл бұрын
@@silentshadow3894 Still alabama shit
@numbernumber254 жыл бұрын
@The Four Horsemen well yes, but the way Kirito was raised she is essentially his sister. Although for some ethnic groups their families could be closer and they could be closer.
@unnamedx24 жыл бұрын
This is still not the alabama portion of the story
@residentevil6playerz4 жыл бұрын
How much you guys want to bet this series completely changes after awhile
@trygveplaustrum46344 жыл бұрын
For once in 2020, the world came together for a half hour and then left again. We'll be back next year.
@christianphrenger79024 жыл бұрын
Yupp
@dominicthorp32484 жыл бұрын
2020 reached a high peak
@_rio_2965 Жыл бұрын
I see Asuna has been practicing 'setting someone on fire with mind' skill. Very good. Very good progress
@johnradetzki18604 жыл бұрын
Dude, the dude who yelled "IT'S IN THE VEEEEENTS!" brought his Goddamn A-Game for that recording. XD
@timothycarney96524 жыл бұрын
Yeah lets give some respect to the talent behind even the minor roles in this glorious work
@shadowbladeandlightin88894 жыл бұрын
When
@johnradetzki18604 жыл бұрын
@@shadowbladeandlightin8889 15:36
@thebeastatgame92764 жыл бұрын
Agree
@Jaybird9x3 жыл бұрын
that broken "oh lord..." was amazing
@TheIllustriousQ13 жыл бұрын
"First of all, that's the plot of Stardust." Hi Kayaba Akihiko. Nice to see you made it out of SAO alive.
@mr.smiley3133 жыл бұрын
Shit I thought I was the only one who thought that.
@ryen02623 жыл бұрын
i mean, Sugo did grab a few of those in SAO before they logged out, so him grabbing Kayaba is not too far stretched
@VicEntity3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing!
@ryen02623 жыл бұрын
@Tristan Elliott oh..... right
@ryen02623 жыл бұрын
@Tristan Elliott oh, ok
@EM337004 жыл бұрын
Kirito: Why would you need to protect me in a safe zone? I think you're wrong. Leafa: Psh, what do you know about safe zones? Kirito: Let me tell you about a certain *foundation that is always right.*
@pointless_lea4 жыл бұрын
hehe 69 likes
@dangjace72104 жыл бұрын
ballsdeep69 name checks out
@llody77774 жыл бұрын
Holy sh**, ballsdeep69. How you've been?
@jotheunissen92744 жыл бұрын
@@llody7777 Probably finally eating his pizza
@jrsharker234 жыл бұрын
@@pointless_lea eyyyy wassup ballsy
@alexv33572 жыл бұрын
Yui's screen says: "The patient displays narcissistic and borderline sociopathic behaviour, especially when engaging with her brother, Kasuto Kirigaya, (aka Kirito aka aka xVx_K1r1t0_xVx_KillMe aka Daddy). This appears to stem from deeply held feelings of resentment as well as internalised self-hatred regarding her own femininity most likely originating from an as-yet-unknown event in the siblings' early childhood. The lifelong repression of these feelings seems to have bled into her other relationships as well, causing her to lash out at those she perceives to be weaker than herself. This behaviour is most evident when interacting with her 'friend' Recon, whom she CLEARLY has romantic feelings for, yet takes every opportunity to belittle and keep at an emotional distance, even though we can all tell what's going on and she should just admit she likes him and treat that poor, sweet boy with the love and compassion he deserves. In short, I believe someone or something has caused her to view any display of more traditionally feminine traits as something to be ashamed of, and seems to lay the blame solely on to her brother. As for why this is the case, further investigation shall be needed."
@baptistebauer99 Жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for that! I was looking for this in the comments. I tried to read it but it kinda hurt my eyes, even after zooming in, and I gave up immediately 😂. Thank you for typing it out, you're braver than me
@sans_the_skeleton.9 ай бұрын
@@baptistebauer99 this comment was stolen
@dragoonsmash13952 ай бұрын
We later find out she is like this because when they were kids she practiced kendo with her brother to spend time with him but since he was a kid he wasn’t really into it so didn’t fight it when their mom pushed him into doing coding instead, which made the sister feel like he abandoned her even though she could have hung out with him at any time but she chose to focus on proving their uncle wrong about girls sucking at kendo and I guess bully Kirito as one part petty/unjustaified revenge and 2nd part/main part for most of their lives an outlet to release her pent up stress from dealing with their uncle that no one is forcing her to deal with. Also I guess her being a jerk to the people she cares about is partly due to her uncle rubbing off on her or something.