Imagine if the only reason Asuna is stuck in Alfheim is because she still can’t open the menu to log off…
@JackA225 жыл бұрын
Believable
@lordcommissar78135 жыл бұрын
Lol that would be funny as shit
@tanoshiofm38525 жыл бұрын
She already knew how to open the menu in previous episodes.
@UserShadow79895 жыл бұрын
@@tanoshiofm3852 The menu is opened with the other hand in Alfheim. If it took Kirito a moment to figure that out, she may well have not figured it out yet herself.
@isaacevilman75865 жыл бұрын
Hey, she'd love the race war aspect of the game.
@suiren94735 жыл бұрын
I'm willing to bet that when Kirito gets the admin priviliges, first thing he'll do is remove the profanity filter.
@Jayded995 жыл бұрын
Yess
@elizabethmidford98435 жыл бұрын
And also removing that Goddamn Hat.
@maxalain99485 жыл бұрын
*says the n word*
@caseygray23285 жыл бұрын
it's what we would all do
@rinocorn_5 жыл бұрын
That's most likely their plan for that scene
@kyleschill60964 жыл бұрын
Fans: So what are you going to do about the incest plot? SWE: What incest plot?
@psinjo4 жыл бұрын
honestly appreciate this... it was pointless and forced at best, i'm much more interested to see his sister be as sarcastic and sassy as he is also it's funny that she's the only one he can't out-quip, i genuinely enjoy this much more
@Yoshi-JDLH4 жыл бұрын
I love the way they’re portraying her character but I can’t lie, I wanted to see how they would handle the incest plot. I think they could have made it hilarious but this is good too so I’m not complaining.
@kyleschill60964 жыл бұрын
@@Yoshi-JDLH I don't know. I think the incest thing is a bit of, for lack of a better word, 'heavy' topic. Not to a huge degree, but I think it would be best if they took a more serious tone. SAO proper tried to do that but it was pretty ham fisted. Not to say it would be impossible to make it funny, but I think it would be best to either be serious or not have it at all, and SWE doesn't want to be serious so they just dogged the issue. This is all just my opinion of course but I think they made the right choice in this regard.
@nightshade28264 жыл бұрын
@@kyleschill6096 Now this is proper sensitivity for the topic. Something SAO tried but uhhhh... I dont think the writer even had the respect to properly handle it in the first place....... considering that she was introduced as another love interest....... and also objectified.
@cheyennerae54034 жыл бұрын
@@psinjo FOR YOU SEE--
@ethannguyen2754 Жыл бұрын
I love how Yui has enough privileges to bypass the profanity filter
@thehoodedteddy1335 Жыл бұрын
Oh shit you’re right
@monkeyporche225 Жыл бұрын
Well Alfheim is just built on the bones of the SAO so she still has the same privileges she had in SAO, similar to how Kirito still has his stats
@definitelynotcrazyrei3890 Жыл бұрын
More like enough skill. If you're in tune with dictionaries, it becomes a game of "okay, but did you axe this word?"
@gamersgambit7517 Жыл бұрын
@@definitelynotcrazyrei3890 by that logic, theres is probably a guild of players that have all the uncensored words memorized to bully children
@hurinthalion5984 Жыл бұрын
@@gamersgambit7517 thats pretty much how it is in irl games lol
@heatherrockwell90125 жыл бұрын
"Truly, we cannot begin to imagine the mind of such a madman" *Two months ago* "Yeah I did it because of Metacritic"
@SpeedySideburn5 жыл бұрын
the greatest comment of all time XD
@heatherrockwell90125 жыл бұрын
@Tin Watchman Oh I know I'm just joking based on her probable thought process at the time
@CThyran5 жыл бұрын
To be fair, it was more than just metacritic, being up for over a week straight and thinking the mole men are gonna get you was much more closer to the reason he did everything.
@ItamarO935 жыл бұрын
"Like... the website?"
@anarchomando77075 жыл бұрын
@@ItamarO93 fucken Bethesda
@isaackane49315 жыл бұрын
It's a shame Asuna is locked up for this arc. Something tells me she'd love to participate in the Race War.
@tulipkitten5 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised she didn't start it.
@lorddingusmcfurguson93565 жыл бұрын
Thank you for reminding me of Asunas casual racism. I had truly forgotten.
@sanguine76165 жыл бұрын
Maybe if we’re lucky, Something Witty will write it so that she did actually start the race war in a weird roundabout way, on purpose to get herself free; or far more likely, she did it on accident.
@seg1625 жыл бұрын
@@tulipkitten She probably did, and that's why she's in bird jail
@KJetixsSuccessor5 жыл бұрын
Doubt it. She may be...aggressive, but even she isn't that sadistic. If anything she'd burn every kingdom to the ground to end the bulls**t. That or thoroughly crush the soul of every player in the game.
@LazySamurai13545 жыл бұрын
Leafa: "For you see long ago..." They really are family.
@DeathGodRiku5 жыл бұрын
I had to pause at that moment cause I was laughing so hard
@NocturnalPyro5 жыл бұрын
LazySamurai1354 yeah love the parallel
@samseiden70415 жыл бұрын
My lungs were collapsing but it was so worth it 😂😂😂😂😂
@backupschmliff11565 жыл бұрын
Yeah, can't wait til the incest
@JonWood0075 жыл бұрын
*whispers* the legacy of the pebble lives on....
@ArcstoneBionicle Жыл бұрын
I just realized that the game's ability to scan in real life base stats retroactively explains everything about Fluffles. Some dumb kids made the mistake of strapping their cat into a set of nervegear, who then went on to max out his intelligence stat and take control of the mafia.
@lividlife213 Жыл бұрын
Now i just imagine that fluffles had no points in any other stat so he just lived by manipulating the idiots that were the SAO users XD
@thehoodedteddy1335 Жыл бұрын
Also explains how he survived that fall off the cliff
@MyPisceanNature Жыл бұрын
One of my cats would certainly expect to be the center of adoration of all conscious beings, in game... or out.
@nekoluxuria7721 Жыл бұрын
Wait couldn't that also work in reverse. Generally smart people turn stupid as their int starts at 1?
@MedK001 Жыл бұрын
@Neko Luxuria That's not how it works. The Nerve Gear scans your real-life stats. So if Einstein played the game, he'd start with a very high intelligence stat already. If a bodybuilder played it, they'd start with a high strength stat. Most people start out with garbage stats because SAO players tend to be sedentary losers.
@cassidy40375 жыл бұрын
“It’s a kid game” I didn’t know kids enjoyed role playing racial hierarchys this much
@PhoenixAgent0035 жыл бұрын
Again, I have heard some fucking stories from Roblox.
@iancomtois98325 жыл бұрын
It's true.
@timothymclean5 жыл бұрын
"It's just for kids," so who cares about the messages you accidentally incorporate into your fiction by not thinking about the implications for any longer than it takes to describe the premise?
@MizantropMan5 жыл бұрын
It's japanese kids. They are so rare these days, Emperor knows how they behave.
@WrensthavAviovus5 жыл бұрын
Lord of the flies.
@yetiornot57264 жыл бұрын
"Yep. Tastes like shirt." They're keeping the running gag that since he ate the S class food, everything tastes like ash in comparison. GOD this show has great continuity!
@Joawlisdoingfine4 жыл бұрын
And not only that, Kirito is way nicer! The old Kirito would have laughed at Rickon's pain, but here he shows genuine concern. When Leefa cant help him, he politely tries to leave.
@SeppelSquirrel4 жыл бұрын
Not only that, the profanity filter changed "shit" to "shirt!"
@LinkJTO4 жыл бұрын
Septuple it’s like the good place
@angeldude1014 жыл бұрын
@@LinkJTO You're forking right it is!
@SwtWb4 жыл бұрын
Shirt?
@lost46664 жыл бұрын
These aren’t parodies anymore. These are the true episodes
@wickederebus4 жыл бұрын
This was decided years ago.
@daswandoesgamesz18084 жыл бұрын
I wish people would judge sao off of the abridged series because it’s the only way to watch the series
@Levahk4 жыл бұрын
Rosalia death was too sad. Real sao did better then abridged
@alexhazel4 жыл бұрын
@@Levahk the titan hand chick? What are you smoking?
@Lilbroomstik4 жыл бұрын
@@Levahk her death wasn't sad? What? What are you on? You're probably the type of person who cried after the end of sherk movies.
@GamingwolfZJ2 жыл бұрын
Kirito in episode 1: FOR YOU SEE… Leafa in this one: FOR YOU SEE… Like brother, like sister
@Great_Olaf5 Жыл бұрын
Cousins, but yes.
@MoeGus914 Жыл бұрын
@@Great_Olaf5damn ur rewatching this too?
@cameronjadewallace Жыл бұрын
@@Great_Olaf5 I think in the abridged version, the cousin thing isn't canon, they're just siblings
@10tailedbijuu Жыл бұрын
@@cameronjadewallace canon or not, they are cousins that were raised together, so they are siblings.
@LithFox Жыл бұрын
@@Great_Olaf5 Literally says "I said my brother had a sweet patootie" in the video above.
@jackroche20655 жыл бұрын
"Oh my name is Kirito" Leafa: *say sike right now*
@imveryangryitsnotbutter5 жыл бұрын
Wasn't it established last video that there are like a thousand Kirito rip-offs running around the game? Why does she immediately assume that this Kirito is her brother, and not just one of her brother's fanboys?
@helmutstein11785 жыл бұрын
@@imveryangryitsnotbutter yeah i thought the same thing but his voice combined with his personality, it would make too much sense too not be her real brother or her doubts that its just a fanboy, are gonna be the reason why she will keep helping in later episodes
@KoalGames3605 жыл бұрын
They said in the livestream that she already suspected he being her brother from the start because of the voice, but was hoping that was just her being paranoied, until the name confirmed her fears
@playyourdrums67625 жыл бұрын
@@helmutstein1178 I think she will keep helping him because she wants to prank him or more probably because she doesn't want him to find out about her... and if she helps him he would leave the game and she can pretend like it never happened
@helmutstein11785 жыл бұрын
@@playyourdrums6762 i have the theory that she is scared that kirito will mock her into another dimension once he finds out about the truth, so she keeps playing with him to find dirt about him to counter anything he could throw at her
@jowkeen91695 жыл бұрын
Kirito: "WE MUST SAVE MY FAMILY"
@michaeladams-burnett12385 жыл бұрын
We found one!!
@android19willpwn5 жыл бұрын
he became the very thing he swore to destroy
@Micanomancy5 жыл бұрын
ggaaAAARRYYYYYYY
@jasminewadsworth19835 жыл бұрын
Leafa role-playing: The bandits are coming!
@thatoneguy37755 жыл бұрын
Gary: "See!? Some of them even have faaa....Kirito, excuse me! I have to say hi to an old friend."
@nathangehman70183 жыл бұрын
"Oh don't worry about me... My wife punches me during sex." "... Alright!" This is gold
@malikmuhammad90852 жыл бұрын
_This comment counts at your 69th like, I don't have the heart to break a noice 69_
@lionkingflo63552 жыл бұрын
@@malikmuhammad9085 but I do 😁
@malikmuhammad90852 жыл бұрын
@@lionkingflo6355 you _monster_ lmao
@aydrieyan2 жыл бұрын
the question is why isn't "sex" censored lmao
@nathangehman70182 жыл бұрын
@@aydrieyan I believe that was answered by the show! Its a "cool" kid's game! I mean it does have alcohol...
@michiorarimsama71792 жыл бұрын
Leafa realizing kirito is The avatar of her brother seven episodes before has more sense than The series
@animefan3794 Жыл бұрын
Given what was revealed like an episode later about basically all spriggans calling themselves “Kirito”, I imagine she realized it from the way he said it as opposed to the name itseof
@michiorarimsama7179 Жыл бұрын
Yeah
@novusnescio32348 ай бұрын
@@animefan3794 If she didn't recognize all his overt speech patterns, there's no reason whatsoever for her to have recognized him from "Kirito" given that most Spriggans are Kirito clone fanboys with Kirito also displayed in their character name. It is a plothole, probably should've had him say his real name or respond that he was one of the SAO kids so that she could make the connection that he is The Kirito when he says it.
@MirunaNero7 ай бұрын
@@animefan3794 voices are the same in game, he's looking for his wife whos trapped in this game, and his general demeanor are all p telltale once he gives her his name lol
@animefan37947 ай бұрын
@@MirunaNero I didn't say voice, I said the way he said it. I've known plenty of people with similar voices who will say the same thing but the way they say it with things like cadence and tone makes all the difference.
@armedgorilla12474 жыл бұрын
“Oh don’t worry about me, my wife punches me during sex” I bursted out laughing
@wandanemer26304 жыл бұрын
#KiritoisaBottom
@cunningsmile41664 жыл бұрын
Kinky
@wandanemer26304 жыл бұрын
@@cunningsmile4166 Noice.
@dominiospizza74284 жыл бұрын
“....Alright”
@jaimemagnum4 жыл бұрын
Nice reference to episode 9 lol
@Ripjaw55 жыл бұрын
I just realized the real reason Asuna can't get out of ALO: she doesn't know how to open her menu
@boopagm82755 жыл бұрын
If that ends up being the punchline......I will laugh
@Lemuel9285 жыл бұрын
Menu-Sama!
@anarchomando77075 жыл бұрын
They reversed the hand needed to open the menu so yeah she won't figure out for a while
@CalmStrm5 жыл бұрын
Lol!
@lilchristuten75685 жыл бұрын
She got out of that cage pretty easily and I think she needs to use the menu for that.
@Burner.Account..5 жыл бұрын
"There's a profanity filter. It's a *kids* game." "I wanna go home" That, that's exactly me.
@sugocybe5 жыл бұрын
To be fair runescape is a kids game and you can turn that profanity filter off
@Burner.Account..5 жыл бұрын
@@sugocybe Runescape was a game when we were kids, idk about you but people never concerned about swearing online 15 years ago
@setd445 жыл бұрын
So it's a kids game, but there's a quest to suck someone off? *Big think*
@animesniper15 жыл бұрын
@@setd44 WAIT WAT
@gaintrobotsrulez5 жыл бұрын
theres a bar?
@dwgaming35562 жыл бұрын
I have a theory that the reason Kirito didn't spawn in Spriggan territory is because he was using the nerve gear, the first and only title released for it was SAO so it was probably pre programmed to spawn them in the Town of Beginnings, so when he launched Alfheim, instead of spawning in Spriggan territory he spawned in the same coordinates as the Town Of Beginnings in game.
@alex2005z Жыл бұрын
Either that or it saved his own coordinates.
@Jaydee-wd7wr Жыл бұрын
@@alex2005z, He was high up which matches being on the clouds.
@jamestheaverageman695911 ай бұрын
It makes even more sense when you remember SAO is set in a floating castle. That's why he spawned mid-air.
@arronphilchavez11 ай бұрын
That would mean Recon probably had the same experience and caught a Lil ptsd from the nerve gear BEFORE it ever tickled the fear center of his brain... So kirito and Recon probably breached the sky box and got flung to the ground as a reset. Which ALSO means maybe the Alfhiem developers couldn't get the old hardware to spawn in players elsewhere, and resorted to put flying in the game as a workaround. Literally went "It's not a bug if it's a feature of the game. Black hole resets will fix everything. Let's just make sexier nervgear that can crontol minds- I mean can't kill people." and bam flying.
@dwgaming355611 ай бұрын
@@arronphilchavez I love you lmfaoooo this is a great take on it
@moonlight.z65434 жыл бұрын
You all remember Kirito laughing because Asuna couldn't open the menu? I'm dying to see _who_ will be laughing once Kirito goes through everything to get to Asuna, just to realise she couldn't log out because she couldn't open the menu.
@sonofalich18254 жыл бұрын
It would be even better if the menu was disabled for her specifically, and the two of them having a scene where she is trying to explain that she literally cannot open the menu.
@drowsyCoffee4 жыл бұрын
The game menu opened with the left hand rather than the right like on the original series, so maybe she never tried to use her other hand to open the menu and thus couldnt log out
@moonlight.z65434 жыл бұрын
@@drowsyCoffee Yeah, that's to be expected. I mean, she didn't know how to work with SAO menu, so it's kinda impossible for her to figure out how to work with the ALO menu. I mean, even Kirito panicked.
@sonofalich18254 жыл бұрын
“Asuna, you need to open your menu and access the control panels, Yui and I can’t access the door without doing a whole Sugarplum load of side quests first” “Kirito! Wait.. Sugarplum?” “THERE IS A PROFANITY FILTER! IT MAKES MY WORLD A SNAPPITY TULIP CROSS DRESSING LIKE A WHOLESOME MOTHER OF A RANCH DRESSING! Now open the door!” “Uh... I’m trapped in the game, genius!” “Yeah, and I need you to open the door on your end. This isn’t exactly SAO levels of problems to solve” “Im not telling you I can’t log out, I’m telling you I can’t leave the cell” “Oh, fudge topped cinnamon sucker...” “Moron even left his key card. Of course, it doesn’t help me any because I can’t open the menu...” “Wait! I thought you had that figured out” “I’m trapped in the game!” “WE’VE BEEN OVER THAT TOO!” “He is doing everything he can to keep me here, including disabling the menu!” “... Momma... Did you try your left hand...?” ... “No, I didn’t, but... just so we’re all clear... I still can’t access my inventory... because my menu is still blocked” *key card drops from above* “Chock one up for the Kirito is always right foundation!” “Oh, you can suck my big fat Duck!” “Love you Asuna!” “I love you too, now get me the Fudge outta here”
@moonlight.z65434 жыл бұрын
@@sonofalich1825 Oh... Oh my GOD THIS IS HILARIOUS YOU ARE A TRUE FAN OMGOMGOMGOMG I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING MAAAAAN... I AM COPYING THIS TO MY NOTES WITH YOUR PERMISSION SO I CAN READ IT EVERY MORNING AND COPE UNTIL THE NEXT EPISODE. OMG IF THEY DON'T SOMEHOW CONSIDER THIS THING YOU WROTE, I'M LITERALLY STARTING AN ARSON PROBLEM WITH MY PHONE
@andreaswahl66445 жыл бұрын
"Yeah, i'm just gonna keep that tabbed."
@andreaswahl66445 жыл бұрын
-Kayaba Akihiko
@jetfoxhound34325 жыл бұрын
Andreas wahl WHAT?!
@LetsPlayCrazy5 жыл бұрын
@@jetfoxhound3432 *sighs* *Plays the head explosion video again*
@CryoHydra3575 жыл бұрын
Oh my god! He’s gonna keep that tabbed!
@LetsPlayCrazy5 жыл бұрын
@@CryoHydra357 We are reaching levels of punny quotations that shouldn't even be possible!
@greyzey91525 жыл бұрын
“Oh don’t worry about me, my wife punches me during sex” The confidence projected from him in this statement is just amazing
@alexbenitez73045 жыл бұрын
Greyzey thats what makes it so fucking funny 😂
@luealie75215 жыл бұрын
Greyzey I’m in tears. That line!
@toasty6165 жыл бұрын
Rumour has it it wasn’t even scripted
@craftylad28725 жыл бұрын
Greyzey what time stamp
@peerman045 жыл бұрын
@@craftylad2872 about 9:30
@brisingr23132 жыл бұрын
“Old people are always freaking out about something” “Like the SAO disaster?” “Yeah, but I mean, get over it, right?” That’s…surprisingly poignant…
@charlesbullock6638 Жыл бұрын
Said to an SAO disaster survivor
@brisingr2313 Жыл бұрын
@@charlesbullock6638 I think I had another point to my comment, but I can’t remember what it was now 😂
@ZeMarcieMallow4 жыл бұрын
"Don't worry about me, my wife punches me during sex" This line just resonates with me more than it should
@meerzanazmi28234 жыл бұрын
You alright bud?
@thecharmingone39314 жыл бұрын
Uh...
@pissfrog4 жыл бұрын
U good fam
@unstable8754 жыл бұрын
I like how kirito said it like it was a massive flex
@dox49284 жыл бұрын
oh god its domestic abuse someone call the cops
@xerofire4 жыл бұрын
19:34 I just realized Leafa didn’t recognize Kirito’s name because his username is xVx_K1r1t0_xVx_Killme
@vanderwallstronghold89054 жыл бұрын
Holy shit I forgot about that!
@kitsune6304 жыл бұрын
I’ve already seen the show and was thinking that as well.
@callmetwinkie-62574 жыл бұрын
You missed a few e
@MisterMicrowaves4 жыл бұрын
That’s gonna be my username if Sword Art Online ever becomes real! xVx_K1r1t0_xVx_KillMe
@RainbowBuster4 жыл бұрын
I Need A Username people will listen to your name
@fcfuturewaffleaha89975 жыл бұрын
"I WILL END YOU THOT!!!" - Yui 2019
@michaeladams-burnett12385 жыл бұрын
I missed Yui so much for that response alone.
@popejpv5 жыл бұрын
Had to rewind that part to make sure she didn’t say “with a thought” like her creator
@gerardomacias73705 жыл бұрын
michael adams-burnett that something you never heard before this series
@itsjustmint52115 жыл бұрын
YES
@LaNoir.5 жыл бұрын
guess she has no language filter
@cormacoconnor77262 жыл бұрын
I like how kirito immediately loves Reckon, purely because he's become a nicer person since playing SAO
@coolguy2089 Жыл бұрын
Well reckon and Sacco are rather similar
@lordtachanka5512 Жыл бұрын
@@coolguy2089 Sacco?
@awkwardleaf2277 Жыл бұрын
@@lordtachanka5512 Sachi
@raiisleep8 ай бұрын
sacchi wasn't retarded though
@Axel_the-Axelotl4 ай бұрын
Wait who was he in SAO I can't remeber
@ricardoludwig47874 жыл бұрын
The " my wife punches me in sex" line is the best because it is completely in character for him, I love this series so much
@kin-38773 жыл бұрын
Also it literally happened. The first time they did it kirito shouted another girl's name and got punished
@semongko40133 жыл бұрын
Who TF is ROSALIA
@anthonyenos70073 жыл бұрын
@@semongko4013 WAIT, ASUNA, I CAN EXPLA-
@marleenvalster59303 жыл бұрын
9:39
@juju46703 жыл бұрын
DUDE I LITERALLY CAME TO COMMENT AFTER I SAW THAT PART IT JUST HAPPENED LOL I TOOK SOME TIME TO PROCESS THEN I SPIT OUT MY WATER LOLOLOL
@serikyl50255 жыл бұрын
“FOR YOU SEEEE” wow they really ARE related
@mcmuinorac58485 жыл бұрын
This comment needs to be appreciated more
@FabledSorcerer5 жыл бұрын
So I wasn't the only one who thought that the first time I watched this video? XD
@TheIrrelevantYT5 жыл бұрын
huh
@SonicSlash515 жыл бұрын
adran wayne is that bass 64?
@shadedrezin37705 жыл бұрын
The legacy of the pebble lives on
@jackofclubs62294 жыл бұрын
Honestly, all he had to say was that he was a speed runner, and they’d just go, “Ah, the World Tree is 5 miles that way. Here’s some light armor and an extra sword. Good luck dude.”
@jackofclubs62294 жыл бұрын
Saving my wife Any%
@saltymcginger20274 жыл бұрын
@@jackofclubs6229 fuck lmao
@jackofclubs62294 жыл бұрын
[When Kirito pulls out the keycard] I’m about to do something new skip that I created, called the Bullshirt skip. It is easy to pull off and saves a ton of time, but is very hard to setup
@saltymcginger20274 жыл бұрын
@@jackofclubs6229 i had to read it twice, the profanity filter was fudgering me up.
@imashadow6994 жыл бұрын
You Can Whoosh Me,, But... You Can't Speedrunning ALO, it's Like "Trying To Speedrunning Subway Surfer / Temple Run" 😅
@Theseamus20002 жыл бұрын
"yep tastes like a shirt" I love how that line can be taken one of two ways One obviously the profanity filter is filtering out "shit" or his taste buds have been damaged to point it literally tastes like a shirt
@thirdeyetwenty Жыл бұрын
If you watch with captions on it says something like "(we all know he means shit)"
@jaxonrogers6394 Жыл бұрын
I also love how it could also taste bad because canonically everything tastes bad to him now since the ragout rabbit.
@pvshka Жыл бұрын
@@jaxonrogers6394yep, that's it
@GenericName0042 Жыл бұрын
@@jaxonrogers6394I wonder if his actual taste buds have been messed up too? Like...if he were to eat actual food would he have the same reaction? The world may never know
@RipOffProductionsLLC11 ай бұрын
@GenericName0042 considering it's most likely a psychological issue caused by the overwhelming perfection of an S-class ingredient being prepared by maxed out cooking skill, it probably applies to real life too.
@krantz75 жыл бұрын
One hat to rule them all One hat to find them One hat to bring them all And with charisma bind them
@floricel_1125 жыл бұрын
This comment is underrated
@HiopX5 жыл бұрын
Three hats for Sylph kings underneath the sky Seven for Gnome lords in their halls of stone Nine for the Spriggans doomed to die One for the admin on his golden throne High up on the world tree, where his dungeon lies One hat to rule them all, one hat to find them One hat to bring them all and by charisma bind them High up on the world tree, where his dungeon lies
@robertbartlett50485 жыл бұрын
I am replying to this so that more people might see this glorious comment
@garrus015 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, this is brilliant.
@JunkPhuJP5 жыл бұрын
krantz Holy shit. That actually is no joke the plot to LotR. The One Ring could increase Sauron’s ability to impose his will on others, or his charisma. And the baddie here is doing the same thing. Mind blown...
@ZenoDovahkiin4 жыл бұрын
So Yui's godlike ability in this game is... Swearing.
@tyleranimator4 жыл бұрын
Technically she didn’t swear
@watcherofmemelords79674 жыл бұрын
No, yui's godlike ability is thot detection, she inherited it from her mommy.
@jotheunissen92744 жыл бұрын
@@watcherofmemelords7967 Hoping she didn't inherit Asuna's arson problem
@watcherofmemelords79674 жыл бұрын
@@jotheunissen9274 how cute, you think she needed to inherit that in order to use it.
@jotheunissen92744 жыл бұрын
@@watcherofmemelords7967 I mean, she had to learn it from someone It'd be a nice family activity
@paddlesawtactic97884 жыл бұрын
Bruh. They turned the Charisma Hat joke into a major plot point! God, I love this series.
@icecreamchief54174 жыл бұрын
That is just GENIUS
@caav564 жыл бұрын
Kinda funny, how Sugou's motivations remain within bounds of canon - just get a bit more explained.
@kryptonianguest19034 жыл бұрын
I love this. So. Much.
@elimDBZ4 жыл бұрын
I'm more impressed that a random hat used in howl's moving castle is used as such a significant plot point.
@liviousgameplay17554 жыл бұрын
My "Oh, My God!" was timed with Asuna's! That was actually genius.
@HummingLantern27 Жыл бұрын
I love how Yui can bypass the profanity filter
@johnsonbaroncaveler6634 Жыл бұрын
is Thot really that big of a profanity?
@maesaigo8538 Жыл бұрын
@@johnsonbaroncaveler6634 i mean "god" seems to count as a profanity.
@typacsk Жыл бұрын
@@johnsonbaroncaveler6634 That was my reaction. I could see "whore" being blocked, but "thot" is already a childish substitute for that word, so it fits in with the rest of the dialogue. That said, I have no doubt that she *could* cut loose with her language if she wanted to...
@WorldWalker1289 ай бұрын
She's not a player. She can probably bypass a lot of that game's functions.
@notchs0son2 ай бұрын
She turned herself into a pixie.
@ChillyReaper5 жыл бұрын
"There's also been quite a bit of racial violence." And there it is.
@thomasallen99745 жыл бұрын
We all know the racial violence would get waaaaaaay worse once Asuna gets out.
@jasonterre10565 жыл бұрын
@@thomasallen9974 the woman's gonna have the time of her life.
@karsten695 жыл бұрын
@@thomasallen9974 no, she would be violent to everyone equally.
@DoctorM425 жыл бұрын
And Kirito plays as a BLACK fairy this time...
@psychronia5 жыл бұрын
Y'know, if it weren't for being held in captivity for 2 months by a rapist, Asuna would probably enjoy this game.
@WakkaMadeInYevon4 жыл бұрын
I just realized when Kirito eats the sweet he says it "tastes like shirt" He's *still* being affected by the rabbit
@Forobryt4 жыл бұрын
And "tastes like shirt" was probably the profanity filter blocking "tastes like shit"
@frozenfoxgames53004 жыл бұрын
Oh my god, I totally forgot about that. That's awesome.
@chilfang24224 жыл бұрын
@@Forobryt nah it was probably shirt flavored god i hate those...
@zulrashamrahmat72664 жыл бұрын
nice detail there
@pitioti4 жыл бұрын
Aaaah~ Continuity~
@rindokobayashi78384 жыл бұрын
“But in all seriousness Tiff could you check out this weapon before Asuna starts a full on race war?” Top of the tree... race war, Asuna is at the top... she did it, not technically, but in a way, she did it. She started a race war
@newbaggett4 жыл бұрын
Good thing good ol' ".Tiff" isn't playing this game then, or he'd lose his shit.
@evergreates41984 жыл бұрын
VileZX He’s way too used to it
@weeaboojones40634 жыл бұрын
Wow. I never realized that.
@princessthyemis4 жыл бұрын
omg you're totally right!!! Hahahaha!
@jotheunissen92744 жыл бұрын
There's just so much beauty in this world, you know
@thehoodedteddy1335 Жыл бұрын
I love how Yui has completely lost all her chill. She has absolutely zero chill now. It’s amazing
@nikospace4355 Жыл бұрын
being locked in in item for that long will do that to ya
@thehoodedteddy1335 Жыл бұрын
Either that or she shifted her programming to be singlemindedly on saving Asuna
@antony22067 күн бұрын
Pixies are known to be dickheads in mythology.
@doorsareforopening4 жыл бұрын
The math tree is the sole reason why this took a year
@slycooper14154 жыл бұрын
Yup
@StargateMatt4 жыл бұрын
💯 The best thing
@jansettler48284 жыл бұрын
When's the next ep coming...
@NotADegenerate4 жыл бұрын
Yup
@BrisketSurge4 жыл бұрын
@@jansettler4828 when it happens
@xenorenaus71985 жыл бұрын
Episode 1 Kirito " For you see, long ago..." Klein "noooo" Now Leafa "For you see, long ago..." Kirito "noooo" He's come so far.
@psychologically32165 жыл бұрын
Your likes are nice
@fletchergonzalez37885 жыл бұрын
@@psychologically3216 84?
@psychologically32165 жыл бұрын
@@fletchergonzalez3788 damnit it was 69
@calemr5 жыл бұрын
Nah, he's still just arrogant and egotistical. He only wants to hear himself.
@pumpkin29865 жыл бұрын
oh yeah, nice catch
@LichardD5 жыл бұрын
Kirito: My wife punches me during sex. Profanity filter: This is fine.
@XpVersusVista5 жыл бұрын
sex is no profanity in any way. get your prude american butt out of here
@violet47945 жыл бұрын
Palo Kan yeah Get back to r/wooooosh
@laimiskleinauskas36545 жыл бұрын
sex is not bad word. why thy see it in such a utmost unright way you do? :D im kidding . sex=gender it goes by all filters
@ElloFantasy5 жыл бұрын
@@XpVersusVista True...but I've been on quite a few sites in the past that actually blocked out the word "sex" for being too vulgar. It was based on the idea that kids wouldn't flat out ask "What's your sex", so the word sex was mainly seen as the act of. Which they tried to protect impressionable minds from, especially in the case of pedophilia.
@ganonymous4235 жыл бұрын
@@ElloFantasy And since now asking for the sex of a person can be perceived as a micro-agression, thus prompting an attack of opportunity, it would be blocked out anyway. Or was it not asking? Pretty sure it's both. Everything is offensive anyway. Except for '' Nice weather today. '' Principal PC said so.
@somesnerd9664 Жыл бұрын
"but if you really think you can overpower the System Admin" Asuna who literally already has in SAO when she took a hit for Kirito
@andersjepsen1309 Жыл бұрын
Well Kayaba never did get the chance to add that to the log...
@somesnerd9664 Жыл бұрын
@@andersjepsen1309 TRUE
@squirrelbusken-cv4wy9 ай бұрын
Yah... this man is playing with fire. While doused in gasoline.
@HaroldHall-jm4rk8 ай бұрын
Yeah, apparently it's called "incarnation" or something. Hilariously, and I only just realized this: When Kirito said he would "reject your reality and substitute [his] own" that was actually exactly what he was doing. The quote actually just describes what is happening.
@fork42075 ай бұрын
Didn’t also Kirito manage to hack into an admin system to save yui or so he thought where instead he could have oh I don’t know *log everyone out*
@White_Ivy_4 жыл бұрын
My first thought was "How do I land?" my second thought was "Oh shit wall"
@darthnihilus50044 жыл бұрын
Brings me back to better times
@ashoftheburningworld74903 жыл бұрын
My first thought was “why would a ghost need a teleport crystal?” My second thought was “oh shit, window!”
@AlexanderTheBloodraven3 жыл бұрын
Oh, the good old days...
@jokx44093 жыл бұрын
@@darthnihilus5004 what do you mean "better times"
@MercysNo.13 жыл бұрын
SHIT!
@wickederebus4 жыл бұрын
Things Suguha and Kirito have in common 1. "For you see, long ago. . ." 2. "Throw wave after wave of disposable minions. . ." 3. Video game Marriage.
@Dracopyre3214 жыл бұрын
Cousins in Japan can marry, so good news for them. And besides, Leafa’s apparently not entirely a stranger to sexual acts in the game at least.
@ChaoticNeutralMatt4 жыл бұрын
@@Dracopyre321 There is that at least o.o
@MrOmnistar4 жыл бұрын
@Aidan Ward From what I read, incest is completely legal in Japan as long as, 1, they are adults, and, 2, they are (obviously) consensual.
@ShinyKyu4 жыл бұрын
@Aidan Ward The restriction to third cousins applies in other countries, not Japan. In Japan, it's not uncommon for first cousins to marry.
@jenstoddard61794 жыл бұрын
No Suguha sucked him off one time not married... yet anyway heheeheehe
@slurpcurry42534 жыл бұрын
I love how Leafa opens her story at the bar with “For you see, long ago” just like Kirito did to Klein in the first episode.
@nightshade28264 жыл бұрын
Ikr!! She was going for the same bullshit way of making fun of people. Hat is still relevant. Kirito and asunas personalities are still relevant. Even that "we can no longer enjoy other food" joke is here. Abridged is canon for me now.
@slurpcurry42534 жыл бұрын
nightshade Yeah the continuity is insane. Everyone else already commented on the other stuff but I didn’t see anyone mention this ^
@thekuribouh77724 жыл бұрын
For you see this pebble was forge In the ancient tunnel of Greek mythology and use by THE king Arthur where he slain bores with the pebble
@breannaswanson88614 жыл бұрын
I was legit waiting all episode for that reference and I am happy to say they did not disappoint :3 THE MIGHTY PEBBLE LIVES ON!!
@thekuribouh77724 жыл бұрын
@@breannaswanson8861 your welcome
@manamaster6 Жыл бұрын
This version of Leafa is so full of personality and lovable. It takes a good writer to achieve this in such a short period of time.
@YuuKiira Жыл бұрын
yah but... he sucked his friend's for... a quest
@enigmatic31948 ай бұрын
@YuuKiira this is truly just a child's game. On SAO, Kirkton and Asuna literally did it
@thelemurofmadagascar9183Ай бұрын
Calling her loveable is incredibly questionable
@Random_Kelsey4 жыл бұрын
I just realized, both Kirito and Suguha do the "FOR YOU SEE-!" when starting a dramatic tale, likely because they've grown up together. I love it.
@miep39344 жыл бұрын
I thought one might have copied the other. It would make sense since it was Kiritos express mission to be a jerk in SAO, so it would only be natural to copy his sister.
@ThatExplo4 жыл бұрын
Big Brain
@sitabita2624 жыл бұрын
EXCEPT Kirito doesn't stop just because someone asks him too. Leafa just dropped it the second Kirito went "No"
@Project_Sentinel13584 жыл бұрын
technically they both said "throw wave after wave of loyal subjects/disposable minions/players
@thecharmingone39314 жыл бұрын
She really is her cousin's cousin
@aydenwh1te76295 жыл бұрын
"I WILL END YOU, THOT!" -Yui, 2019
@SolarisTwili5 жыл бұрын
Ayden White me-
@miletilblight21815 жыл бұрын
You know what...this yui is best yui
@xenomorphking15955 жыл бұрын
Thot slayer 100
@JABRIEL2515 жыл бұрын
Yui, that is no way to speak to your aunt. Or maybe it is, the family make up
@miletilblight21815 жыл бұрын
@@JABRIEL251 shush all the that's besides yuis mommy can feck demselves
@zackyboi98184 жыл бұрын
“Dude there’s a profanity filter” “I wanna go home”
@jotheunissen92744 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry but I cwon't like this comment and ruin 69 likes It's a perfect number for a joke about the profanity filter
@ArbiterofTruth4 жыл бұрын
I love that line!
@ESP3DINA4 жыл бұрын
@@jotheunissen9274hAHa FuNNi sEX NuMbER
@arch_20764 жыл бұрын
Jo Theunissen too bad it’s nearly 600
@jotheunissen92744 жыл бұрын
@@arch_2076 Too bad but what you gonna do
@valdyr46952 жыл бұрын
Kirito’s sister’s screaming fit after logging off had me rolling 😂
@nathansteinfromarkham71099 ай бұрын
Second
@-chewy72654 жыл бұрын
Once Kirito finds out it’s his sister. I hope he laughs at her for a significant amount of time. It will make me very satisfied.
@bman2964 жыл бұрын
For the love of god yesssss
@voltagestorm17874 жыл бұрын
Yes
@runeetgill99864 жыл бұрын
Oh suga i didnt know u liked to dress up and ride ponies XD he would say that.... and omg the OG version was not as entertaining as i hoped it would be. All sugo did was yell at him :/
@-chewy72654 жыл бұрын
Yeah I just don’t like how Kirito’s character development turned out. I mean he used to be an egotistical asshole and we all loved that right? Now he is kind of pussy pushover. I liked it better when he didn’t take shit from anyone.
@runeetgill99864 жыл бұрын
@@-chewy7265 but that movie ending was fun tho. We finally see the 100th floor boss. Honestly they shud have ended the franchise there. No need to delve deeper than that. ;-; We can all agree that whatever came after that was solely for the money.$$$@$&!^#&¿
@masonbrinton85874 жыл бұрын
I love how his taste buds are still Fried from the S class meal
@watcherofmemelords79674 жыл бұрын
Correction it was s+ class the ingredient was s class and so was the cooking skill of the one who prepared it, therefore s+.
@TheLegendofphantom4 жыл бұрын
Yep, tastes like *shirt*
@paddlesawtactic97884 жыл бұрын
@@TheLegendofphantom Such a multilayered line.
@NEETKitten4 жыл бұрын
I mean, he's still using his SAO character, so it makes sense that his tastebuds are still flowers for algernon'd.
@dawhandaonli59254 жыл бұрын
I think his IRL taste buds were effected too. I mean, he tasted literally the most delicious thing in reality, can anything else really compare?
@justas4234 жыл бұрын
Kirito is 100% going to make incest jokes at Suguha once he finds out.
@nightshade28264 жыл бұрын
There wont be any incest probably. None of the other harem girls actually liked kirito in the abridged except for that pink haired one and she gave up anyway. Abridged knows better than incest. Suguha actually acts like a savage (definitely kiritos sister cmon) sister here. Incest is not gonna happen fixing that bullshit is kinda the point of abridged anyway.
@nightshade28264 жыл бұрын
Also she already knows that he is her brother in this version so there is no way that incest crap is gonna happen. SWE already secured that by making her know sooo...
@kylerivera34704 жыл бұрын
@nightshade, Justas was saying he would make jokes about it. So it wouldn't be actual incest.
@lightnin42234 жыл бұрын
suguha was such a piece of garbage in episode 12 and 13 and i cannot wait for her to get shit on by kirito
@masterroshi86444 жыл бұрын
Justas it’s not gay if u say no homo it’s not incest if u say no chromo
@WiFiDown37811 Жыл бұрын
I love how Keita's stupid hat is an actual plot device here. just goes to show how much SWE loves SAO and the effort they're putting in to make even the smallest things fit into the main narrative
@SleepyWinter033 жыл бұрын
I love how they cut down the incest plot line so perfectly
@007kingifrit Жыл бұрын
i find that very offensive actually
@darrionj707 Жыл бұрын
It's not incest if you say no chromo-Gigguk
@007kingifrit Жыл бұрын
and even if it is incest. so what? we all gata get that first F buddy
@fachriranu1041 Жыл бұрын
Didnt Kirito not Suguha blood brother?
@hungryboi3585 Жыл бұрын
@@fachriranu1041 i believe that they are cousins in canon.
@Hornstarr5 жыл бұрын
ALO: Asuna does nothing. ALO Abridged: Asuna does all the things. Thank you.
@timothymclean5 жыл бұрын
I mean, if SWE doesn't get a professional budget for Christmas her efforts are doomed to offscreen failure, but they're doing their best.
@aussiepuppet52505 жыл бұрын
ALO: Damsel in Destress 100 ALO: Damsel in Destress -100
@Hornstarr5 жыл бұрын
@@timothymclean That's absolutely right! Quickly, everyone - send money to the Kirito Is Always Right Foundation! Do it for the Asuna rage!
@MajorOutage5 жыл бұрын
AND NO INCEST! (yet)
@ZeroRoyale5 жыл бұрын
MajorOutage Since Suguha knows who Kirito is, probably never
@kits82765 жыл бұрын
Remember these lines ? "FOR YOU SEE" like brother like sister
@WarriorTech_FTW5 жыл бұрын
@Sad Bart Simpson xoxo i wonder, how long will it take for 15
@epicfail31675 жыл бұрын
@@WarriorTech_FTW Ya let's just enjoy episode 14 before complaining about the time they spend on making ABSOLUTE QUALITY CONTENT for us for free
@ajddavid4525 жыл бұрын
what how? oh right you different time zone bastard
The screams of Asuna escaping is how I imagine a containment breach at the SCP Foundation
@brunobucciarati60285 жыл бұрын
"Oh, don't worry about me. My wife punches me during sex." ...Kirito is always such a gentleman of culture.
@pitioti5 жыл бұрын
Hey ! It's still less frightening than if he said the opposite :'D
@helmutstein11785 жыл бұрын
@gamewizard I well... at least he had sex
@technologyevo93615 жыл бұрын
Bruno Bucciarati Is this what you do when you’re not being a therapist for the Joestars?
@brunobucciarati60285 жыл бұрын
@@technologyevo9361 Perhaps. I want nothing to do with that damn Scrub during my off hours. I was having a rather pleasant time in the afterlife until he cruelly revived me... AGAIN. Now I have to deal with more bizarre situations than I did when I was a capo.
@helmutstein11785 жыл бұрын
@gamewizard I k
@koalaman76603 жыл бұрын
"THE TECTACLE MONSTER, IT'S TEACHING A CLASSROOM!!!" Assassination Classroom: "Wait a second, this might actually work..."
@abyssofsorrowanddespair29362 жыл бұрын
dude i was wondering if anyone else noticed that reference lol
@Supreme-lj5tg2 жыл бұрын
Im glad other people noticed it too. I almost burst out laughing.
@tjfjt2 жыл бұрын
"THEY'RE KILLING HIM!! THEY'RE TEACHING THEM HOW TO KILL HIM!!" Yeah swe knew what they were doing
@antonyjitto12842 жыл бұрын
I came to the comments to see if anyone talked about it...
@arandomqueerfanpeep76552 жыл бұрын
That was immediately what I thought of
@Shiroi_Kioku3 жыл бұрын
Did he forget that Asuna was the second most powerful player in SAO when he transfered all of her stats into this game?
@rafaeldasilvaromero33623 жыл бұрын
She has no weapons though, but yes, he forgotten. And she was likely the second strongest survivor, unless Klein has something else.
@HalfTangible2 жыл бұрын
Eh, arguable. Depends in no small part on if Heathcliff still counts as a player.
@chrishall55702 жыл бұрын
@@HalfTangible I usually go with no since he made it so he can't lose which means he could just chip away at enemies stronger then him to make him level up really fast if we're assuming he even bothered to level up normally.
@thegrimcritic54942 жыл бұрын
Pffffft that’s probably SWE’s explanation.
@fort25582 жыл бұрын
@@chrishall5570 I think he just gave himself the level and items instead of even grinding
@leovaldez680 Жыл бұрын
It’s hilarious how Recon’s deepest nightmares are just Assassination Classroom
@Ardorstorm2 ай бұрын
IKR HAHAHAHAHA I WAS LIKE "Hey I know what that's a reference to!"
@CC7567-x2kАй бұрын
I just realized that
@Dyneamaeus4 жыл бұрын
I just realized, Sugou laughs at Asuna for acting like she can overpower the system admin, but, well, she did do almost exactly that at the end of season 1. Kayaba: "Huh, how did she...there's not supposed to be any way to break out of admin paralysis! Gonna have to add that one to the log." Bet he didn't get around to adding it.
@Dufoth4 жыл бұрын
Foreshadowing!
@zacharykraft10984 жыл бұрын
OHGAS at this point it’s not even about Kirito saving Asuna, but how much damage she’ll do before she figures out how to log out with the other hand. Most definitely will she cause a race war
@Asmo_Lay4 жыл бұрын
@OHGAS which actually was a foreshadowing
@twinodoom4 жыл бұрын
The only real threat is Suguo figuring out how to spawn the Hat.
@logicaloverdrive81974 жыл бұрын
@OHGAS Asuna is so fucking wild, Kayaba was afraid she'd make his head explode while she was paralysed
@moonlight.z65435 жыл бұрын
"A tentacle monster! He's teaching a clasSROOM!!!!!" Well that's some good Assassination classroom reference right there...
@HaseebKhan-vk9xj5 жыл бұрын
Oh, uhh I took that reference the completely wrong way
@moonlight.z65435 жыл бұрын
@@HaseebKhan-vk9xj like... How?
@HaseebKhan-vk9xj5 жыл бұрын
@@moonlight.z6543 Dw abt it
@moonlight.z65435 жыл бұрын
@@HaseebKhan-vk9xj oh okay!
@themumbotribe39235 жыл бұрын
@@HaseebKhan-vk9xj I feel like we had the exact same thought
@JOHNMARTIN-zm6zz5 жыл бұрын
"Its a kids game" Said the big boobied elf, who mere seconds ago was participating in a rather questionable RP session.
@hmmmooops5 жыл бұрын
Questionable RP sessions are a staple of kids' games.
@JOHNMARTIN-zm6zz5 жыл бұрын
@@hmmmooopsEspecially if played by children of 25 to 40 years of age.
@DRKLCNS15 жыл бұрын
kids game played by adults see club penguin
@dexan18335 жыл бұрын
A cool kids game
@hmmmooops5 жыл бұрын
@@DRKLCNS1 bitch club penguin is lyfe
@Dubanx2 жыл бұрын
The funniest part of this is that Oberon is played straight. They didn't even have to change his character for this parody...
@KeizerSosebee Жыл бұрын
Midsummer's Night Dream was a trip and a half
@simonhailom2477 Жыл бұрын
Don't remember anything from Shakespeare.
@vicedea5 жыл бұрын
“There’s a profanity filter” “I wanna go home”
@vgg315 жыл бұрын
"I hate this! This place is dumb!! I can't even curse?! What kind of nightmare is this?!"
@ZBGTrue5 жыл бұрын
There is a profanity filter literally like 20 seconds before that “would panty smasher say that”
@Much_Ado5 жыл бұрын
Hey, people are always finding ways around those things.
@ZBGTrue5 жыл бұрын
Much Ado About Gaming ok but later they are talking about a blow job as a side quest
@Much_Ado5 жыл бұрын
And that entirely depends on whether or not she was lying about it being a side quest to make it sound like she had to do it.
@Comkill1175 жыл бұрын
“Old people are always freaking out about something.” “You mean like the SAO disaster?” “Yeah but like, get over it.” This series is perfect.
@excitedcat95175 жыл бұрын
Wooooowwwww, I honestly thought she was just screwing around with kirito just to mess with him. She legitimately does not care wtf lol
@Kubadaniels5 жыл бұрын
@@excitedcat9517 like real sister
@quangduongang62303 жыл бұрын
A friendly reminder that the single most evil entity in the SAOA universe is not some maniacal game dev, or a rapey business man; it is The Hat. It alone has been a major driving force of the plot so far, making its impacts comparable to that of the One Ring of Sauron itself.
@alexboccaccio54312 жыл бұрын
I nearly forgot kind sir
@chavezreal2 жыл бұрын
Do not forget Don Fluffles
@jeshonloonskin41762 жыл бұрын
I honestly would not be surprised if that hat and Fluffles somehow were in the game, I’m expecting them to be in Gun Gale online as well.
@zackdelarosa142 жыл бұрын
@@jeshonloonskin4176 fluffles better be either death gun himself or the 2nd accomplice that's not the younger brother
@Nameless-ln5mr2 жыл бұрын
Will the hat influence GGO, and the Mother’s Rosario arc too?
@Alexkeys141 Жыл бұрын
The fact that alfheim online also has racism while being a kids game is just hilarious
@twinodoom5 жыл бұрын
Kirito: "It's good to be home." Also Kirito: "I wanna go home!"
@rubberduckyoverlord63004 жыл бұрын
My day has been completed now that I heard a small child shout "I WILL END YOU, THOT!"
@KJetixsSuccessor4 жыл бұрын
Mine to. Mostly because I agree with her.
@user-uo9gg2zc6j4 жыл бұрын
I just now realised that means yui could probably disable the profanity filter. Its probably revenge
@kikml223 жыл бұрын
I just noticed that her plan to throw wave after wave of her subjects at her problems is the same as Kirito's plan to throw wave after wave of disposable players at the boss on the 1st floor of aincrad
@darkgachamaker5732 жыл бұрын
It then says yo employ a strategy called the final solution aaAAND IM GOING TO STOP READING!
@x-treme_gamer Жыл бұрын
That's how you know they're related
@jotheunissen9274 Жыл бұрын
@@darkgachamaker573 Jesus, who the hell wrote this? *Kirito laughing in the background*
@travishudson9796 Жыл бұрын
@@darkgachamaker573 *German accent* I'm interested to hear more about zis Final Solution
@JacobCraigo Жыл бұрын
@@travishudson9796 Fuck it. Group up.
@simonenoli4418 Жыл бұрын
whos here marathoning SAOA cause the 17th episode just dropped?
@kazecnarfal Жыл бұрын
yes
@StephenWelchwildhercules Жыл бұрын
I can't stop watching this series. I have seen them all too many times
@adeptusfantasticus Жыл бұрын
I just marathon it anytime I want to be confounded with all the emotions.
@Viper_2-19 ай бұрын
Me (I haven't watched this in years lol)
@kinzerly94963 жыл бұрын
Leafa saying “FOR YOU SEE” is such a great addition to allude they’re siblings
@l.j.d.millar28223 жыл бұрын
I know right? I wasn’t expecting such forethought.
@mikewazowski85222 жыл бұрын
They argue all the time because they are so similar
@senatorstevenarmstrong67032 жыл бұрын
“LONG AGO”
@JacobButter2 жыл бұрын
Not mention her in episode 12 humming the same tune that plays in the background of the loading screen in episode 13. Makes sense if she's played the game long enough.
@skilletno12 жыл бұрын
@@JacobButter thats actually the tune from barbie fairytopia film… it said it in the subtitles hahaha and its ingrained in my brain from my nieces
@MrFanboy245 жыл бұрын
"Abridged" "Longer than the real episode" Hmm
@Acorn_Anomaly5 жыл бұрын
To be fair, considering how dragged out the Fairy Dance arc is in the anime, I'm pretty sure this covers like 3-4 episodes.
@FauxFoxPaw5 жыл бұрын
@@Acorn_Anomaly People consider it dragged out? I thought it felt a bit rushed myself.
@robertlewis69155 жыл бұрын
@@FauxFoxPaw I think it managed being simultaneously drawn out and abridged by putting too little meat for the arc on too much bones for the meat.
@notme-ji5uo5 жыл бұрын
@@robertlewis6915 bruh. thats some next level writing right there
@25hockeyrockspolerz535 жыл бұрын
Better then the real episode
@Sterling_Qrow5 жыл бұрын
Me: wait.....did she say *Meth* Tree or *Math* Tree? *Tree Appears* Me: Oooooohhhhh.....it's both.
@RekuHeims5 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@Ray-Guy180025 жыл бұрын
Lol
@mrrodriguez29475 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@Majin_Koolaid5 жыл бұрын
Me too
@shankarban11352 жыл бұрын
I love how Sugou's mind controlling schemes were teased in the first season... with the charisma hat, of all things.
@squirrelbusken-cv4wy9 ай бұрын
"God I hate that fucking hat..."
@miruneverdies5 жыл бұрын
*"FOR YOU SEE, LONG AGO-"* Oh, a callback to the Ep.1 of SAOA. Nice one. They *are* siblings, no matter the blood relation.
@smashbrolink5 жыл бұрын
Try telling that to her swollen, throbbing, ovaries and the pent-up vulgarity-spewing holes [yes, PLURAL] connected to them.😂😂
@itsjustmint52115 жыл бұрын
Yes the pebble
@miruneverdies5 жыл бұрын
@@itsjustmint5211 The legendary item!
@dragonbuster11745 жыл бұрын
@@miruneverdies THE MYTHRIL PEBBLE OF PIG-SMITING!
@altonblast55 жыл бұрын
Hey so, we agree to just ignore “swollen pent up ovaries, etc.”, ok? Ok. Ok? Ok.
@Joziah35 жыл бұрын
Are you freaking kidding me!? The CHARISMA HAT was FORESHADOWING!?!?!
@lordcommissar78135 жыл бұрын
Genius
@qwopiretyu5 жыл бұрын
@@lordcommissar7813 as kirito once said "I need to ge that FUCKING HAT OFF HIM!"
@loganmccreery46345 жыл бұрын
RIGHT!!?
@James111115 жыл бұрын
That God damn hat...
@michaeladams-burnett12385 жыл бұрын
I'm still reeling from that, well played SWE.
@josephharrison83544 жыл бұрын
Instead of being a damsel in distress, Asuna is ripping apart minions with her bare hands... well done, SWE. You really are making SAO flawless.
@longwlenguyen42144 жыл бұрын
Joseph Harrison what did you expect, Asuna and Kirito in Abridged are both unstable socipath well at least Kirito is more sane and better in having some faith in humanity while Asuna is the yandere Harley Quinn meet Brock Samson but more sadistic, manipulative, possessive and unpredictable, but she only protective to Abridged Kirito and Yui only and the rest is dead to her literally.
@JediMastr804 жыл бұрын
I could see it as Asuna freed herself from the game without Kirito's help. He goes through all this to find out that she's already free. Then It skips a lot and goes right to the scene where he walked into her room at the Hospital and she starts giving him shit like "WTF took you so long?" That would be classic Asuna to start arguing with Kirito and giving him shit right away. In fact, I could see them edit the scene so Kirito kills Sugou in the parking lot before entering her room. He does hold the knife to his neck, so they could go with that. After Kirito said he had to take care of Sugou, she'd be happy that he's dead since she hated him too. We never see him again for the rest of the series (since he's in prison) so no need to worry about any possible continuity issues in later Abridged episodes.
@favoinousscum37184 жыл бұрын
I like this version better...
@gajaan3164 жыл бұрын
its a shame that most of the "Asuna being Asuna" moments in the abridged would probably be background things or edited scenes since og Asuna did NOTHING
@josephharrison83544 жыл бұрын
@@JediMastr80 Oh, I am completely convinced that Kirito will kill Sugou, laughing psychotically all the while. He does... not have the mercy necessary to spare that fuckstick.
@TheOneWhoAsked1232 жыл бұрын
I find it hilarious how the guards treat Asuna as more of creature than a human even without a weapon.
@merrittanimation77215 жыл бұрын
"I don't need friends! I HAVE SWORDS!" "I'm... out of swords."
@thornedsage5 жыл бұрын
*thinks of undertale*
@vedji18575 жыл бұрын
I understood that reference.
@guamish75935 жыл бұрын
@@vedji1857 sorry but what's the reference?
@eclipzex775 жыл бұрын
@@guamish7593 the Mad Dummy from Undertale
@jthunderboldt5 жыл бұрын
Where is my fight button
@annabella16505 жыл бұрын
“This is a kid’s game!” “I did it for a quest!” I’m guessing there’s a few more bugs that the game needs to patch.
@jannegrey5935 жыл бұрын
Probably Role-Playing quest ;)
@boredhuman65125 жыл бұрын
Still how would that work in a kids game
@Midnight-Starfish5 жыл бұрын
@@boredhuman6512 The game is educational, right? Maybe there's a health class.
@bailinton41715 жыл бұрын
the game was created by a sexual predator, of course he would allow it
@annabella16505 жыл бұрын
Espeonage the Espeon Spy That ain’t like no health class I’ve heard of!
@KC-zc8ic5 жыл бұрын
The most anticipated anime in fall 2019
@johnceba19845 жыл бұрын
Disasterous Masterson try 2020
@KC-zc8ic5 жыл бұрын
John Ceba this isn’t fall 2020. Is my dick sucking itself? What’s going on?
@TheBeastr5 жыл бұрын
@@KC-zc8ic don't worry John Ceba is from the future from the balls of Jon Jr Cena. & after World War VI they had to change the third letter.
@claytoncarter32615 жыл бұрын
John Ceba I’ve waited to long for this
@iancomtois98325 жыл бұрын
@@TheBeastr They had three World Wars just in 2020? Dammit Trump!
@2knives1cook2 жыл бұрын
So I just realised suguha said that it took her 6 months to get that good at flying. She also told the story how some people found the game 6 months ago. Which means she was one of the first people to actually play it. This is confirmed I think when she calls it "her game". So either she was already into RP and build a whole community around it, or there is a different reason why she got into VR... Cant wait to see where you guys are gonna take the story
@MasterPoppers5 жыл бұрын
The voice acting in this series just gets better and better. Jesus, Suguha's meltdown after finding out Kirito's identity was brilliant.
@laurocoman5 жыл бұрын
Asuna is spot on too. Are they the same voice actress?
@MasterPoppers5 жыл бұрын
@@laurocoman Pretty sure it's not Cherami Leigh voicing Asuna in the abridged, if that's what you're asking.
@ColmanRetro5 жыл бұрын
Bitchslapped The voice actors are credited in the description my dude. Though they sound similar they are in fact two different voice actors.
@laurocoman5 жыл бұрын
@@ColmanRetro oh, right. What am I thinking?
@derp90034 жыл бұрын
I think it's better than "oh the brother and sister don't know they are in love and when they find out we will shovel in random filler"
@Godzillafan-tv1ks4 жыл бұрын
It’s adorable how recon thinks the scariest thing about Assassination classroom is the tentacle monster
@OGdfs4204 жыл бұрын
And here I just caught this joke today XD in my defense I didnt know a damn thing about assassination classroom when I first watched this.
@etthehuman014 жыл бұрын
I was just about to comment that!😂
@theppcaca4 жыл бұрын
I was looking for a comment about that reference lol
@truetakofame41124 жыл бұрын
You mean Koro-Sensei?
@Awesomefacecraft4 жыл бұрын
What his nightmares are probably like: “Good morning class, I see we have a new student here today, and he forgot to wear pants!” *AHHHHHHHHH*
@DomyTheMad4203 жыл бұрын
"I WILL END YOU THOT" *never* ceases to make me laugh.
@Onikage55 Жыл бұрын
BEST line in the episode
@qut22vp83 Жыл бұрын
Aaaw, she’s just like her mother ☺️😂
@kenjincapers Жыл бұрын
It's the amazing delivery that just carries that holy hell
@lazerman3686 Жыл бұрын
its amazing how only yui can overcome the profanity filter
@griffins750 Жыл бұрын
I’m partial to the “Oh don’t worry about me. My wife *punches* me during S E X.” 😂
@DoktorGizmo2 жыл бұрын
I fucking love that "I am Princess flippin' Leafa!" speech, it's basically the RP-version of Kirito's Ilfang-guide and delivered absolutely amazing
@axtel68795 жыл бұрын
"There's a profanity filter." ... " ᴵ ʷᵃⁿⁿᵃ ᵍᵒ ʰᵒᵐᵉ"
@Saternalia5 жыл бұрын
Such cute font
@flamingrubys115 жыл бұрын
Thay is literally me anytime theres a profanity filter in a game
@manoramashukla81685 жыл бұрын
@@flamingrubys11 lol same
@lsedge72805 жыл бұрын
"my wife punches me during sex"
@winterassassin98175 жыл бұрын
If at one point in the series kirito doesn’t say “well excuuuse me princess” to leafa I will be mildly upset
@lonely_warrior4 жыл бұрын
Ja, Zelda reference
@nadebeef65294 жыл бұрын
Instead of mildly upset, why not *MILDLY INFURIATED*
@ste22en844 жыл бұрын
Well EXCUSE ME PRINCESS
@steveroyal62294 жыл бұрын
I would write a very, VERY, strongly worded comment.
@NekoYuki4 жыл бұрын
@@steveroyal6229 Delivered by carrier pigeon no less?
@nighttimestalker4 жыл бұрын
"don't worry about me. My wife punches me during sex." Lefia just kinda stops and looks. "Allrrighhht"
@randomperson49894 жыл бұрын
kaleb Powell when she later realizes its kirito
@Apricot_4184 жыл бұрын
I'm just surprised that 'sex' wasn't caught by the profanity filter in this kids' game...
@KingHalbatorix4 жыл бұрын
@JOSHUA MOORE sex doesn't mean gender, sex is a binary and is also real. Gender as a term is just a made up concept with no concrete definition. At one point the two were interchangeable, but that changed. Fun fact, did you know that the scientist who invented the term 'gender' tried to prove its existence with a twins study? He took two young brothers, forcibly changed one of them to a 'girl' and then had the remaining brother rape her! Eventually, the brother who was coerced into being a girl said he never wanted to be a girl, and then killed himself. That's a real thing, look up the wikipedia article. Edit: this comment has naughty words and youtube sometimes shadow-deletes them, just checking if it actually posted.
@Electric_Bagpipes4 жыл бұрын
James de Jesus mmm, loopholes...🤔
@Melaramaa4 жыл бұрын
@@KingHalbatorix sex does mean gender, also the rest of your comment was gross and unnecessary. No one asked for that
@dango6266 Жыл бұрын
20:00 that's a far more realistic reaction to finding out you found your brother slightly attractive in a game when you didn't know he was your brother.
@ThiagoSilva-lg7tj5 жыл бұрын
Love the fact that they both do the whole “ *F O R Y O U S E E* ” bit
@HashSl1ng1ngSlasher5 жыл бұрын
I love how similar they are. Kirito has somewhat grown as a person but it's easy to get a good picture of who he was prior to SAO thanks to sis.
@WarriorTech_FTW5 жыл бұрын
Kirito does it better than leefa
@jacklo22275 жыл бұрын
Time stamp?
@WarriorTech_FTW5 жыл бұрын
jack lo 15:31
@theaveragegamer72215 жыл бұрын
Must be a family thing
@brunoplays58045 жыл бұрын
"Bar? I thought this was a kids game." "Yeah, A cool kids game."
@myname79375 жыл бұрын
lego star wars forces you to be in a bar 30% of the time.
@Cron045 жыл бұрын
And don't get us started on the bar fights....So many limbs torn from their bodies...flying helplessly across the floor...vanishing only leaving a single heart...The Horror.
@Rebellions5 жыл бұрын
@@Cron04 To be fair, star wars and limb loss are hardly strangers to each other...
@HeilRay5 жыл бұрын
@@Rebellions It's a requirement if anything.
@anidiot1925 жыл бұрын
@@HeilRay same with lego, they do explode into a million pieces upon death
@michaelandrews1173 жыл бұрын
Therapist: "The Math Tree isn't real, the Math Tree can't hurt you." The Math Tree: " *:D* ... 2+2 "
@jotheunissen92743 жыл бұрын
I wonder if the Math Tree would instakill you if you answered wrong and how many kids have been slaughtered that way
@thescottishanimeguy99463 жыл бұрын
Shouldn't it be this?: "2+2 >:)"
@zetdech3 жыл бұрын
Should have been a wordtree
@Spartan1352 жыл бұрын
Meth tree is a more suitable name... 🤣
@Lilly-Lilac2 жыл бұрын
Math tree(3)
@montoseblack29012 жыл бұрын
Saying it now. Kirito is gonna take the profanity filter off when he gets admin privileges.
@aquaticseraph692 Жыл бұрын
Prepare to feel the wrath of a pissed off nerd with admin privileges!