SAO Abridged Parody: Episode 14

[@PPinho2711]

Imagine if the only reason Asuna is stuck in Alfheim is because she still can’t open the menu to log off…

[@JackA22]

Believable

[@lordcommissar7813]

Lol that would be funny as shit

[@tanoshiofm3852]

She already knew how to open the menu in previous episodes.

[@UserShadow7989]

@@tanoshiofm3852 The menu is opened with the other hand in Alfheim. If it took Kirito a moment to figure that out, she may well have not figured it out yet herself.

[@isaacevilman7586]

Hey, she'd love the race war aspect of the game.

[@suiren9473]

I'm willing to bet that when Kirito gets the admin priviliges, first thing he'll do is remove the profanity filter.

[@Jayded99]

Yess

[@elizabethmidford9843]

And also removing that Goddamn Hat.

[@maxalain9948]

*says the n word*

[@caseygray2328]

it's what we would all do

[@rinocorn_]

That's most likely their plan for that scene

[@kyleschill6096]

Fans: So what are you going to do about the incest plot? SWE: What incest plot?

[@psinjo]

honestly appreciate this... it was pointless and forced at best, i'm much more interested to see his sister be as sarcastic and sassy as he is also it's funny that she's the only one he can't out-quip, i genuinely enjoy this much more

[@Yoshi-JDLH]

I love the way they’re portraying her character but I can’t lie, I wanted to see how they would handle the incest plot. I think they could have made it hilarious but this is good too so I’m not complaining.

[@kyleschill6096]

@@Yoshi-JDLH I don't know. I think the incest thing is a bit of, for lack of a better word, 'heavy' topic. Not to a huge degree, but I think it would be best if they took a more serious tone. SAO proper tried to do that but it was pretty ham fisted. Not to say it would be impossible to make it funny, but I think it would be best to either be serious or not have it at all, and SWE doesn't want to be serious so they just dogged the issue. This is all just my opinion of course but I think they made the right choice in this regard.

[@nightshade2826]

@@kyleschill6096 Now this is proper sensitivity for the topic. Something SAO tried but uhhhh... I dont think the writer even had the respect to properly handle it in the first place....... considering that she was introduced as another love interest....... and also objectified.

[@cheyennerae5403]

@@psinjo FOR YOU SEE--

[@ethannguyen2754]

I love how Yui has enough privileges to bypass the profanity filter

[@thehoodedteddy1335]

Oh shit you’re right

[@monkeyporche225]

Well Alfheim is just built on the bones of the SAO so she still has the same privileges she had in SAO, similar to how Kirito still has his stats

[@definitelynotcrazyrei3890]

More like enough skill. If you're in tune with dictionaries, it becomes a game of "okay, but did you axe this word?"

[@gamersgambit7517]

@@definitelynotcrazyrei3890 by that logic, theres is probably a guild of players that have all the uncensored words memorized to bully children

[@hurinthalion5984]

@@gamersgambit7517 thats pretty much how it is in irl games lol

[@heatherrockwell9012]

"Truly, we cannot begin to imagine the mind of such a madman" *Two months ago* "Yeah I did it because of Metacritic"

[@SpeedySideburn]

the greatest comment of all time XD

[@heatherrockwell9012]

@Tin Watchman Oh I know I'm just joking based on her probable thought process at the time

[@CThyran]

To be fair, it was more than just metacritic, being up for over a week straight and thinking the mole men are gonna get you was much more closer to the reason he did everything.

[@ItamarO93]

"Like... the website?"

[@anarchomando7707]

@@ItamarO93 fucken Bethesda

[@isaackane4931]

It's a shame Asuna is locked up for this arc. Something tells me she'd love to participate in the Race War.

[@tulipkitten]

I'm surprised she didn't start it.

[@lorddingusmcfurguson9356]

Thank you for reminding me of Asunas casual racism. I had truly forgotten.

[@sanguine7616]

Maybe if we’re lucky, Something Witty will write it so that she did actually start the race war in a weird roundabout way, on purpose to get herself free; or far more likely, she did it on accident.

[@seg162]

@@tulipkitten She probably did, and that's why she's in bird jail

[@KJetixsSuccessor]

Doubt it. She may be...aggressive, but even she isn't that sadistic. If anything she'd burn every kingdom to the ground to end the bulls**t. That or thoroughly crush the soul of every player in the game.

[@LazySamurai1354]

Leafa: "For you see long ago..." They really are family.

[@DeathGodRiku]

I had to pause at that moment cause I was laughing so hard

[@NocturnalPyro]

LazySamurai1354 yeah love the parallel

[@samseiden7041]

My lungs were collapsing but it was so worth it 😂😂😂😂😂

[@backupschmliff1156]

Yeah, can't wait til the incest

[@JonWood007]

*whispers* the legacy of the pebble lives on....

[@ArcstoneBionicle]

I just realized that the game's ability to scan in real life base stats retroactively explains everything about Fluffles. Some dumb kids made the mistake of strapping their cat into a set of nervegear, who then went on to max out his intelligence stat and take control of the mafia.

[@lividlife213]

Now i just imagine that fluffles had no points in any other stat so he just lived by manipulating the idiots that were the SAO users XD

[@thehoodedteddy1335]

Also explains how he survived that fall off the cliff

[@MyPisceanNature]

One of my cats would certainly expect to be the center of adoration of all conscious beings, in game... or out.

[@nekoluxuria7721]

Wait couldn't that also work in reverse. Generally smart people turn stupid as their int starts at 1?

[@MedK001]

@Neko Luxuria That's not how it works. The Nerve Gear scans your real-life stats. So if Einstein played the game, he'd start with a very high intelligence stat already. If a bodybuilder played it, they'd start with a high strength stat. Most people start out with garbage stats because SAO players tend to be sedentary losers.

[@cassidy4037]

“It’s a kid game” I didn’t know kids enjoyed role playing racial hierarchys this much

[@PhoenixAgent003]

Again, I have heard some fucking stories from Roblox.

[@iancomtois9832]

It's true.

[@timothymclean]

"It's just for kids," so who cares about the messages you accidentally incorporate into your fiction by not thinking about the implications for any longer than it takes to describe the premise?

[@MizantropMan]

It's japanese kids. They are so rare these days, Emperor knows how they behave.

[@WrensthavAviovus]

Lord of the flies.

[@yetiornot5726]

"Yep. Tastes like shirt." They're keeping the running gag that since he ate the S class food, everything tastes like ash in comparison. GOD this show has great continuity!

[@Joawlisdoingfine]

And not only that, Kirito is way nicer! The old Kirito would have laughed at Rickon's pain, but here he shows genuine concern. When Leefa cant help him, he politely tries to leave.

[@SeppelSquirrel]

Not only that, the profanity filter changed "shit" to "shirt!"

[@LinkJTO]

Septuple it’s like the good place

[@angeldude101]

@@LinkJTO You're forking right it is!

[@SwtWb]

Shirt?

[@lost4666]

These aren’t parodies anymore. These are the true episodes

[@wickederebus]

This was decided years ago.

[@daswandoesgamesz1808]

I wish people would judge sao off of the abridged series because it’s the only way to watch the series

[@Levahk]

Rosalia death was too sad. Real sao did better then abridged

[@alexhazel]

@@Levahk the titan hand chick? What are you smoking?

[@Lilbroomstik]

@@Levahk her death wasn't sad? What? What are you on? You're probably the type of person who cried after the end of sherk movies.

[@GamingwolfZJ]

Kirito in episode 1: FOR YOU SEE… Leafa in this one: FOR YOU SEE… Like brother, like sister

[@Great_Olaf5]

Cousins, but yes.

[@MoeGus914]

@@Great_Olaf5damn ur rewatching this too?

[@cameronjadewallace]

​@@Great_Olaf5 I think in the abridged version, the cousin thing isn't canon, they're just siblings

[@10tailedbijuu]

@@cameronjadewallace canon or not, they are cousins that were raised together, so they are siblings.

[@LithFox]

@@Great_Olaf5 Literally says "I said my brother had a sweet patootie" in the video above.

[@jackroche2065]

"Oh my name is Kirito" Leafa: *say sike right now*

[@imveryangryitsnotbutter]

Wasn't it established last video that there are like a thousand Kirito rip-offs running around the game? Why does she immediately assume that this Kirito is her brother, and not just one of her brother's fanboys?

[@helmutstein1178]

@@imveryangryitsnotbutter yeah i thought the same thing but his voice combined with his personality, it would make too much sense too not be her real brother or her doubts that its just a fanboy, are gonna be the reason why she will keep helping in later episodes

[@KoalGames360]

They said in the livestream that she already suspected he being her brother from the start because of the voice, but was hoping that was just her being paranoied, until the name confirmed her fears

[@playyourdrums6762]

@@helmutstein1178 I think she will keep helping him because she wants to prank him or more probably because she doesn't want him to find out about her... and if she helps him he would leave the game and she can pretend like it never happened

[@helmutstein1178]

@@playyourdrums6762 i have the theory that she is scared that kirito will mock her into another dimension once he finds out about the truth, so she keeps playing with him to find dirt about him to counter anything he could throw at her

[@jowkeen9169]

Kirito: "WE MUST SAVE MY FAMILY"

[@michaeladams-burnett1238]

We found one!!

[@android19willpwn]

he became the very thing he swore to destroy

[@Micanomancy]

ggaaAAARRYYYYYYY

[@jasminewadsworth1983]

Leafa role-playing: The bandits are coming!

[@thatoneguy3775]

Gary: "See!? Some of them even have faaa....Kirito, excuse me! I have to say hi to an old friend."

[@nathangehman7018]

"Oh don't worry about me... My wife punches me during sex." "... Alright!" This is gold

[@malikmuhammad9085]

_This comment counts at your 69th like, I don't have the heart to break a noice 69_

[@lionkingflo6355]

@@malikmuhammad9085 but I do 😁

[@malikmuhammad9085]

@@lionkingflo6355 you _monster_ lmao

[@aydrieyan]

the question is why isn't "sex" censored lmao

[@nathangehman7018]

@@aydrieyan I believe that was answered by the show! Its a "cool" kid's game! I mean it does have alcohol...

[@michiorarimsama7179]

Leafa realizing kirito is The avatar of her brother seven episodes before has more sense than The series

[@animefan3794]

Given what was revealed like an episode later about basically all spriggans calling themselves “Kirito”, I imagine she realized it from the way he said it as opposed to the name itseof

[@michiorarimsama7179]

Yeah

[@novusnescio3234]

@@animefan3794 If she didn't recognize all his overt speech patterns, there's no reason whatsoever for her to have recognized him from "Kirito" given that most Spriggans are Kirito clone fanboys with Kirito also displayed in their character name. It is a plothole, probably should've had him say his real name or respond that he was one of the SAO kids so that she could make the connection that he is The Kirito when he says it.​

[@MirunaNero]

@@animefan3794 voices are the same in game, he's looking for his wife whos trapped in this game, and his general demeanor are all p telltale once he gives her his name lol

[@animefan3794]

@@MirunaNero I didn't say voice, I said the way he said it. I've known plenty of people with similar voices who will say the same thing but the way they say it with things like cadence and tone makes all the difference.

[@armedgorilla1247]

“Oh don’t worry about me, my wife punches me during sex” I bursted out laughing

[@wandanemer2630]

#KiritoisaBottom

[@cunningsmile4166]

Kinky

[@wandanemer2630]

@@cunningsmile4166 Noice.

[@dominiospizza7428]

“....Alright”

[@jaimemagnum]

Nice reference to episode 9 lol

[@Ripjaw5]

I just realized the real reason Asuna can't get out of ALO: she doesn't know how to open her menu

[@boopagm8275]

If that ends up being the punchline......I will laugh

[@Lemuel928]

Menu-Sama!

[@anarchomando7707]

They reversed the hand needed to open the menu so yeah she won't figure out for a while

[@CalmStrm]

Lol!

[@lilchristuten7568]

She got out of that cage pretty easily and I think she needs to use the menu for that.

[@Burner.Account..]

"There's a profanity filter. It's a *kids* game." "I wanna go home" That, that's exactly me.

[@sugocybe]

To be fair runescape is a kids game and you can turn that profanity filter off

[@Burner.Account..]

@@sugocybe Runescape was a game when we were kids, idk about you but people never concerned about swearing online 15 years ago

[@setd44]

So it's a kids game, but there's a quest to suck someone off? *Big think*

[@animesniper1]

@@setd44 WAIT WAT

[@gaintrobotsrulez]

theres a bar?

[@dwgaming3556]

I have a theory that the reason Kirito didn't spawn in Spriggan territory is because he was using the nerve gear, the first and only title released for it was SAO so it was probably pre programmed to spawn them in the Town of Beginnings, so when he launched Alfheim, instead of spawning in Spriggan territory he spawned in the same coordinates as the Town Of Beginnings in game.

[@alex2005z]

Either that or it saved his own coordinates.

[@Jaydee-wd7wr]

@@alex2005z, He was high up which matches being on the clouds.

[@jamestheaverageman6959]

It makes even more sense when you remember SAO is set in a floating castle. That's why he spawned mid-air.

[@arronphilchavez]

That would mean Recon probably had the same experience and caught a Lil ptsd from the nerve gear BEFORE it ever tickled the fear center of his brain... So kirito and Recon probably breached the sky box and got flung to the ground as a reset. Which ALSO means maybe the Alfhiem developers couldn't get the old hardware to spawn in players elsewhere, and resorted to put flying in the game as a workaround. Literally went "It's not a bug if it's a feature of the game. Black hole resets will fix everything. Let's just make sexier nervgear that can crontol minds- I mean can't kill people." and bam flying.

[@dwgaming3556]

@@arronphilchavez I love you lmfaoooo this is a great take on it

[@moonlight.z6543]

You all remember Kirito laughing because Asuna couldn't open the menu? I'm dying to see _who_ will be laughing once Kirito goes through everything to get to Asuna, just to realise she couldn't log out because she couldn't open the menu.

[@sonofalich1825]

It would be even better if the menu was disabled for her specifically, and the two of them having a scene where she is trying to explain that she literally cannot open the menu.

[@drowsyCoffee]

The game menu opened with the left hand rather than the right like on the original series, so maybe she never tried to use her other hand to open the menu and thus couldnt log out

[@moonlight.z6543]

@@drowsyCoffee Yeah, that's to be expected. I mean, she didn't know how to work with SAO menu, so it's kinda impossible for her to figure out how to work with the ALO menu. I mean, even Kirito panicked.

[@sonofalich1825]

“Asuna, you need to open your menu and access the control panels, Yui and I can’t access the door without doing a whole Sugarplum load of side quests first” “Kirito! Wait.. Sugarplum?” “THERE IS A PROFANITY FILTER! IT MAKES MY WORLD A SNAPPITY TULIP CROSS DRESSING LIKE A WHOLESOME MOTHER OF A RANCH DRESSING! Now open the door!” “Uh... I’m trapped in the game, genius!” “Yeah, and I need you to open the door on your end. This isn’t exactly SAO levels of problems to solve” “Im not telling you I can’t log out, I’m telling you I can’t leave the cell” “Oh, fudge topped cinnamon sucker...” “Moron even left his key card. Of course, it doesn’t help me any because I can’t open the menu...” “Wait! I thought you had that figured out” “I’m trapped in the game!” “WE’VE BEEN OVER THAT TOO!” “He is doing everything he can to keep me here, including disabling the menu!” “... Momma... Did you try your left hand...?” ... “No, I didn’t, but... just so we’re all clear... I still can’t access my inventory... because my menu is still blocked” *key card drops from above* “Chock one up for the Kirito is always right foundation!” “Oh, you can suck my big fat Duck!” “Love you Asuna!” “I love you too, now get me the Fudge outta here”

[@moonlight.z6543]

@@sonofalich1825 Oh... Oh my GOD THIS IS HILARIOUS YOU ARE A TRUE FAN OMGOMGOMGOMG I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING MAAAAAN... I AM COPYING THIS TO MY NOTES WITH YOUR PERMISSION SO I CAN READ IT EVERY MORNING AND COPE UNTIL THE NEXT EPISODE. OMG IF THEY DON'T SOMEHOW CONSIDER THIS THING YOU WROTE, I'M LITERALLY STARTING AN ARSON PROBLEM WITH MY PHONE

[@andreaswahl6644]

"Yeah, i'm just gonna keep that tabbed."

[@andreaswahl6644]

-Kayaba Akihiko

[@jetfoxhound3432]

Andreas wahl WHAT?!

[@LetsPlayCrazy]

@@jetfoxhound3432 *sighs* *Plays the head explosion video again*

[@CryoHydra357]

Oh my god! He’s gonna keep that tabbed!

[@LetsPlayCrazy]

@@CryoHydra357 We are reaching levels of punny quotations that shouldn't even be possible!

[@greyzey9152]

“Oh don’t worry about me, my wife punches me during sex” The confidence projected from him in this statement is just amazing

[@alexbenitez7304]

Greyzey thats what makes it so fucking funny 😂

[@luealie7521]

Greyzey I’m in tears. That line!

[@toasty616]

Rumour has it it wasn’t even scripted

[@craftylad2872]

Greyzey what time stamp

[@peerman04]

@@craftylad2872 about 9:30

[@brisingr2313]

“Old people are always freaking out about something” “Like the SAO disaster?” “Yeah, but I mean, get over it, right?” That’s…surprisingly poignant…

[@charlesbullock6638]

Said to an SAO disaster survivor

[@brisingr2313]

@@charlesbullock6638 I think I had another point to my comment, but I can’t remember what it was now 😂

[@ZeMarcieMallow]

"Don't worry about me, my wife punches me during sex" This line just resonates with me more than it should

[@meerzanazmi2823]

You alright bud?

[@thecharmingone3931]

Uh...

[@pissfrog]

U good fam

[@unstable875]

I like how kirito said it like it was a massive flex

[@dox4928]

oh god its domestic abuse someone call the cops

[@xerofire]

19:34 I just realized Leafa didn’t recognize Kirito’s name because his username is xVx_K1r1t0_xVx_Killme

[@vanderwallstronghold8905]

Holy shit I forgot about that!

[@kitsune630]

I’ve already seen the show and was thinking that as well.

[@callmetwinkie-6257]

You missed a few e

[@MisterMicrowaves]

That’s gonna be my username if Sword Art Online ever becomes real! xVx_K1r1t0_xVx_KillMe

[@RainbowBuster]

I Need A Username people will listen to your name

[@fcfuturewaffleaha8997]

"I WILL END YOU THOT!!!" - Yui 2019

[@michaeladams-burnett1238]

I missed Yui so much for that response alone.

[@popejpv]

Had to rewind that part to make sure she didn’t say “with a thought” like her creator

[@gerardomacias7370]

michael adams-burnett that something you never heard before this series

[@itsjustmint5211]

YES

[@LaNoir.]

guess she has no language filter

[@cormacoconnor7726]

I like how kirito immediately loves Reckon, purely because he's become a nicer person since playing SAO

[@coolguy2089]

Well reckon and Sacco are rather similar

[@lordtachanka5512]

@@coolguy2089 Sacco?

[@awkwardleaf2277]

@@lordtachanka5512 Sachi

[@raiisleep]

sacchi wasn't retarded though

[@Axel_the-Axelotl]

Wait who was he in SAO I can't remeber

[@ricardoludwig4787]

The " my wife punches me in sex" line is the best because it is completely in character for him, I love this series so much

[@kin-3877]

Also it literally happened. The first time they did it kirito shouted another girl's name and got punished

[@semongko4013]

Who TF is ROSALIA

[@anthonyenos7007]

@@semongko4013 WAIT, ASUNA, I CAN EXPLA-

[@marleenvalster5930]

9:39

[@juju4670]

DUDE I LITERALLY CAME TO COMMENT AFTER I SAW THAT PART IT JUST HAPPENED LOL I TOOK SOME TIME TO PROCESS THEN I SPIT OUT MY WATER LOLOLOL

[@serikyl5025]

“FOR YOU SEEEE” wow they really ARE related

[@mcmuinorac5848]

This comment needs to be appreciated more

[@FabledSorcerer]

So I wasn't the only one who thought that the first time I watched this video? XD

[@TheIrrelevantYT]

huh

[@SonicSlash51]

adran wayne is that bass 64?

[@shadedrezin3770]

The legacy of the pebble lives on

[@jackofclubs6229]

Honestly, all he had to say was that he was a speed runner, and they’d just go, “Ah, the World Tree is 5 miles that way. Here’s some light armor and an extra sword. Good luck dude.”

[@jackofclubs6229]

Saving my wife Any%

[@saltymcginger2027]

@@jackofclubs6229 fuck lmao

[@jackofclubs6229]

[When Kirito pulls out the keycard] I’m about to do something new skip that I created, called the Bullshirt skip. It is easy to pull off and saves a ton of time, but is very hard to setup

[@saltymcginger2027]

@@jackofclubs6229 i had to read it twice, the profanity filter was fudgering me up.

[@imashadow699]

You Can Whoosh Me,, But... You Can't Speedrunning ALO, it's Like "Trying To Speedrunning Subway Surfer / Temple Run" 😅

[@Theseamus2000]

"yep tastes like a shirt" I love how that line can be taken one of two ways One obviously the profanity filter is filtering out "shit" or his taste buds have been damaged to point it literally tastes like a shirt

[@thirdeyetwenty]

If you watch with captions on it says something like "(we all know he means shit)"

[@jaxonrogers6394]

I also love how it could also taste bad because canonically everything tastes bad to him now since the ragout rabbit.

[@pvshka]

​@@jaxonrogers6394yep, that's it

[@GenericName0042]

@@jaxonrogers6394I wonder if his actual taste buds have been messed up too? Like...if he were to eat actual food would he have the same reaction? The world may never know

[@RipOffProductionsLLC]

​@GenericName0042 considering it's most likely a psychological issue caused by the overwhelming perfection of an S-class ingredient being prepared by maxed out cooking skill, it probably applies to real life too.

[@krantz7]

One hat to rule them all One hat to find them One hat to bring them all And with charisma bind them

[@floricel_112]

This comment is underrated

[@HiopX]

Three hats for Sylph kings underneath the sky Seven for Gnome lords in their halls of stone Nine for the Spriggans doomed to die One for the admin on his golden throne High up on the world tree, where his dungeon lies One hat to rule them all, one hat to find them One hat to bring them all and by charisma bind them High up on the world tree, where his dungeon lies

[@robertbartlett5048]

I am replying to this so that more people might see this glorious comment

[@garrus01]

Holy shit, this is brilliant.

[@JunkPhuJP]

krantz Holy shit. That actually is no joke the plot to LotR. The One Ring could increase Sauron’s ability to impose his will on others, or his charisma. And the baddie here is doing the same thing. Mind blown...

[@ZenoDovahkiin]

So Yui's godlike ability in this game is... Swearing.

[@tyleranimator]

Technically she didn’t swear

[@watcherofmemelords7967]

No, yui's godlike ability is thot detection, she inherited it from her mommy.

[@jotheunissen9274]

@@watcherofmemelords7967 Hoping she didn't inherit Asuna's arson problem

[@watcherofmemelords7967]

@@jotheunissen9274 how cute, you think she needed to inherit that in order to use it.

[@jotheunissen9274]

@@watcherofmemelords7967 I mean, she had to learn it from someone It'd be a nice family activity

[@paddlesawtactic9788]

Bruh. They turned the Charisma Hat joke into a major plot point! God, I love this series.

[@icecreamchief5417]

That is just GENIUS

[@caav56]

Kinda funny, how Sugou's motivations remain within bounds of canon - just get a bit more explained.

[@kryptonianguest1903]

I love this. So. Much.

[@elimDBZ]

I'm more impressed that a random hat used in howl's moving castle is used as such a significant plot point.

[@liviousgameplay1755]

My "Oh, My God!" was timed with Asuna's! That was actually genius.

[@HummingLantern27]

I love how Yui can bypass the profanity filter

[@johnsonbaroncaveler6634]

is Thot really that big of a profanity?

[@maesaigo8538]

​@@johnsonbaroncaveler6634 i mean "god" seems to count as a profanity.

[@typacsk]

@@johnsonbaroncaveler6634 That was my reaction. I could see "whore" being blocked, but "thot" is already a childish substitute for that word, so it fits in with the rest of the dialogue. That said, I have no doubt that she *could* cut loose with her language if she wanted to...

[@WorldWalker128]

She's not a player. She can probably bypass a lot of that game's functions.

[@notchs0son]

She turned herself into a pixie.

[@ChillyReaper]

"There's also been quite a bit of racial violence." And there it is.

[@thomasallen9974]

We all know the racial violence would get waaaaaaay worse once Asuna gets out.

[@jasonterre1056]

@@thomasallen9974 the woman's gonna have the time of her life.

[@karsten69]

@@thomasallen9974 no, she would be violent to everyone equally.

[@DoctorM42]

And Kirito plays as a BLACK fairy this time...

[@psychronia]

Y'know, if it weren't for being held in captivity for 2 months by a rapist, Asuna would probably enjoy this game.

[@WakkaMadeInYevon]

I just realized when Kirito eats the sweet he says it "tastes like shirt" He's *still* being affected by the rabbit

[@Forobryt]

And "tastes like shirt" was probably the profanity filter blocking "tastes like shit"

[@frozenfoxgames5300]

Oh my god, I totally forgot about that. That's awesome.

[@chilfang2422]

@@Forobryt nah it was probably shirt flavored god i hate those...

[@zulrashamrahmat7266]

nice detail there

[@pitioti]

Aaaah~ Continuity~

[@rindokobayashi7838]

“But in all seriousness Tiff could you check out this weapon before Asuna starts a full on race war?” Top of the tree... race war, Asuna is at the top... she did it, not technically, but in a way, she did it. She started a race war

[@newbaggett]

Good thing good ol' ".Tiff" isn't playing this game then, or he'd lose his shit.

[@evergreates4198]

VileZX He’s way too used to it

[@weeaboojones4063]

Wow. I never realized that.

[@princessthyemis]

omg you're totally right!!! Hahahaha!

[@jotheunissen9274]

There's just so much beauty in this world, you know

[@thehoodedteddy1335]

I love how Yui has completely lost all her chill. She has absolutely zero chill now. It’s amazing

[@nikospace4355]

being locked in in item for that long will do that to ya

[@thehoodedteddy1335]

Either that or she shifted her programming to be singlemindedly on saving Asuna

[@antony2206]

Pixies are known to be dickheads in mythology.

[@doorsareforopening]

The math tree is the sole reason why this took a year

[@slycooper1415]

Yup

[@StargateMatt]

💯 The best thing

[@jansettler4828]

When's the next ep coming...

[@NotADegenerate]

Yup

[@BrisketSurge]

@@jansettler4828 when it happens

[@xenorenaus7198]

Episode 1 Kirito " For you see, long ago..." Klein "noooo" Now Leafa "For you see, long ago..." Kirito "noooo" He's come so far.

[@psychologically3216]

Your likes are nice

[@fletchergonzalez3788]

@@psychologically3216 84?

[@psychologically3216]

@@fletchergonzalez3788 damnit it was 69

[@calemr]

Nah, he's still just arrogant and egotistical. He only wants to hear himself.

[@pumpkin2986]

oh yeah, nice catch

[@LichardD]

Kirito: My wife punches me during sex. Profanity filter: This is fine.

[@XpVersusVista]

sex is no profanity in any way. get your prude american butt out of here

[@violet4794]

Palo Kan yeah Get back to r/wooooosh

[@laimiskleinauskas3654]

sex is not bad word. why thy see it in such a utmost unright way you do? :D im kidding . sex=gender it goes by all filters

[@ElloFantasy]

@@XpVersusVista True...but I've been on quite a few sites in the past that actually blocked out the word "sex" for being too vulgar. It was based on the idea that kids wouldn't flat out ask "What's your sex", so the word sex was mainly seen as the act of. Which they tried to protect impressionable minds from, especially in the case of pedophilia.

[@ganonymous423]

@@ElloFantasy And since now asking for the sex of a person can be perceived as a micro-agression, thus prompting an attack of opportunity, it would be blocked out anyway. Or was it not asking? Pretty sure it's both. Everything is offensive anyway. Except for '' Nice weather today. '' Principal PC said so.

[@somesnerd9664]

"but if you really think you can overpower the System Admin" Asuna who literally already has in SAO when she took a hit for Kirito

[@andersjepsen1309]

Well Kayaba never did get the chance to add that to the log...

[@somesnerd9664]

@@andersjepsen1309 TRUE

[@squirrelbusken-cv4wy]

Yah... this man is playing with fire. While doused in gasoline.

[@HaroldHall-jm4rk]

Yeah, apparently it's called "incarnation" or something. Hilariously, and I only just realized this: When Kirito said he would "reject your reality and substitute [his] own" that was actually exactly what he was doing. The quote actually just describes what is happening.

[@fork4207]

Didn’t also Kirito manage to hack into an admin system to save yui or so he thought where instead he could have oh I don’t know *log everyone out*

[@White_Ivy_]

My first thought was "How do I land?" my second thought was "Oh shit wall"

[@darthnihilus5004]

Brings me back to better times

[@ashoftheburningworld7490]

My first thought was “why would a ghost need a teleport crystal?” My second thought was “oh shit, window!”

[@AlexanderTheBloodraven]

Oh, the good old days...

[@jokx4409]

@@darthnihilus5004 what do you mean "better times"

[@MercysNo.1]

SHIT!

[@wickederebus]

Things Suguha and Kirito have in common 1. "For you see, long ago. . ." 2. "Throw wave after wave of disposable minions. . ." 3. Video game Marriage.

[@Dracopyre321]

Cousins in Japan can marry, so good news for them. And besides, Leafa’s apparently not entirely a stranger to sexual acts in the game at least.

[@ChaoticNeutralMatt]

@@Dracopyre321 There is that at least o.o

[@MrOmnistar]

@Aidan Ward From what I read, incest is completely legal in Japan as long as, 1, they are adults, and, 2, they are (obviously) consensual.

[@ShinyKyu]

@Aidan Ward The restriction to third cousins applies in other countries, not Japan. In Japan, it's not uncommon for first cousins to marry.

[@jenstoddard6179]

No Suguha sucked him off one time not married... yet anyway heheeheehe

[@slurpcurry4253]

I love how Leafa opens her story at the bar with “For you see, long ago” just like Kirito did to Klein in the first episode.

[@nightshade2826]

Ikr!! She was going for the same bullshit way of making fun of people. Hat is still relevant. Kirito and asunas personalities are still relevant. Even that "we can no longer enjoy other food" joke is here. Abridged is canon for me now.

[@slurpcurry4253]

nightshade Yeah the continuity is insane. Everyone else already commented on the other stuff but I didn’t see anyone mention this ^

[@thekuribouh7772]

For you see this pebble was forge In the ancient tunnel of Greek mythology and use by THE king Arthur where he slain bores with the pebble

[@breannaswanson8861]

I was legit waiting all episode for that reference and I am happy to say they did not disappoint :3 THE MIGHTY PEBBLE LIVES ON!!

[@thekuribouh7772]

@@breannaswanson8861 your welcome

[@manamaster6]

This version of Leafa is so full of personality and lovable. It takes a good writer to achieve this in such a short period of time.

[@YuuKiira]

yah but... he sucked his friend's for... a quest

[@enigmatic3194]

​@YuuKiira this is truly just a child's game. On SAO, Kirkton and Asuna literally did it

[@thelemurofmadagascar9183]

Calling her loveable is incredibly questionable

[@Random_Kelsey]

I just realized, both Kirito and Suguha do the "FOR YOU SEE-!" when starting a dramatic tale, likely because they've grown up together. I love it.

[@miep3934]

I thought one might have copied the other. It would make sense since it was Kiritos express mission to be a jerk in SAO, so it would only be natural to copy his sister.

[@ThatExplo]

Big Brain

[@sitabita262]

EXCEPT Kirito doesn't stop just because someone asks him too. Leafa just dropped it the second Kirito went "No"

[@Project_Sentinel1358]

technically they both said "throw wave after wave of loyal subjects/disposable minions/players

[@thecharmingone3931]

She really is her cousin's cousin

[@aydenwh1te7629]

"I WILL END YOU, THOT!" -Yui, 2019

[@SolarisTwili]

Ayden White me-

[@miletilblight2181]

You know what...this yui is best yui

[@xenomorphking1595]

Thot slayer 100

[@JABRIEL251]

Yui, that is no way to speak to your aunt. Or maybe it is, the family make up

[@miletilblight2181]

@@JABRIEL251 shush all the that's besides yuis mommy can feck demselves

[@zackyboi9818]

“Dude there’s a profanity filter” “I wanna go home”

[@jotheunissen9274]

I'm sorry but I cwon't like this comment and ruin 69 likes It's a perfect number for a joke about the profanity filter

[@ArbiterofTruth]

I love that line!

[@ESP3DINA]

@@jotheunissen9274hAHa FuNNi sEX NuMbER

[@arch_2076]

Jo Theunissen too bad it’s nearly 600

[@jotheunissen9274]

@@arch_2076 Too bad but what you gonna do

[@valdyr4695]

Kirito’s sister’s screaming fit after logging off had me rolling 😂

[@nathansteinfromarkham7109]

Second

[@-chewy7265]

Once Kirito finds out it’s his sister. I hope he laughs at her for a significant amount of time. It will make me very satisfied.

[@bman296]

For the love of god yesssss

[@voltagestorm1787]

Yes

[@runeetgill9986]

Oh suga i didnt know u liked to dress up and ride ponies XD he would say that.... and omg the OG version was not as entertaining as i hoped it would be. All sugo did was yell at him :/

[@-chewy7265]

Yeah I just don’t like how Kirito’s character development turned out. I mean he used to be an egotistical asshole and we all loved that right? Now he is kind of pussy pushover. I liked it better when he didn’t take shit from anyone.

[@runeetgill9986]

@@-chewy7265 but that movie ending was fun tho. We finally see the 100th floor boss. Honestly they shud have ended the franchise there. No need to delve deeper than that. ;-; We can all agree that whatever came after that was solely for the money.$$$@$&!^#&¿

[@masonbrinton8587]

I love how his taste buds are still Fried from the S class meal

[@watcherofmemelords7967]

Correction it was s+ class the ingredient was s class and so was the cooking skill of the one who prepared it, therefore s+.

[@TheLegendofphantom]

Yep, tastes like *shirt*

[@paddlesawtactic9788]

@@TheLegendofphantom Such a multilayered line.

[@NEETKitten]

I mean, he's still using his SAO character, so it makes sense that his tastebuds are still flowers for algernon'd.

[@dawhandaonli5925]

I think his IRL taste buds were effected too. I mean, he tasted literally the most delicious thing in reality, can anything else really compare?

[@justas423]

Kirito is 100% going to make incest jokes at Suguha once he finds out.

[@nightshade2826]

There wont be any incest probably. None of the other harem girls actually liked kirito in the abridged except for that pink haired one and she gave up anyway. Abridged knows better than incest. Suguha actually acts like a savage (definitely kiritos sister cmon) sister here. Incest is not gonna happen fixing that bullshit is kinda the point of abridged anyway.

[@nightshade2826]

Also she already knows that he is her brother in this version so there is no way that incest crap is gonna happen. SWE already secured that by making her know sooo...

[@kylerivera3470]

@nightshade, Justas was saying he would make jokes about it. So it wouldn't be actual incest.

[@lightnin4223]

suguha was such a piece of garbage in episode 12 and 13 and i cannot wait for her to get shit on by kirito

[@masterroshi8644]

Justas it’s not gay if u say no homo it’s not incest if u say no chromo

[@WiFiDown37811]

I love how Keita's stupid hat is an actual plot device here. just goes to show how much SWE loves SAO and the effort they're putting in to make even the smallest things fit into the main narrative

[@SleepyWinter03]

I love how they cut down the incest plot line so perfectly

[@007kingifrit]

i find that very offensive actually

[@darrionj707]

It's not incest if you say no chromo-Gigguk

[@007kingifrit]

and even if it is incest. so what? we all gata get that first F buddy

[@fachriranu1041]

Didnt Kirito not Suguha blood brother?

[@hungryboi3585]

@@fachriranu1041 i believe that they are cousins in canon.

[@Hornstarr]

ALO: Asuna does nothing. ALO Abridged: Asuna does all the things. Thank you.

[@timothymclean]

I mean, if SWE doesn't get a professional budget for Christmas her efforts are doomed to offscreen failure, but they're doing their best.

[@aussiepuppet5250]

ALO: Damsel in Destress 100 ALO: Damsel in Destress -100

[@Hornstarr]

@@timothymclean That's absolutely right! Quickly, everyone - send money to the Kirito Is Always Right Foundation! Do it for the Asuna rage!

[@MajorOutage]

AND NO INCEST! (yet)

[@ZeroRoyale]

MajorOutage Since Suguha knows who Kirito is, probably never

[@kits8276]

Remember these lines ? "FOR YOU SEE" like brother like sister

[@WarriorTech_FTW]

@Sad Bart Simpson xoxo i wonder, how long will it take for 15

[@epicfail3167]

@@WarriorTech_FTW Ya let's just enjoy episode 14 before complaining about the time they spend on making ABSOLUTE QUALITY CONTENT for us for free

[@ajddavid452]

what how? oh right you different time zone bastard

[@JoshabiYT]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@imbored4189]

WE MUST SAVE MY FAMILY

[@Gwolf303]

The screams of Asuna escaping is how I imagine a containment breach at the SCP Foundation

[@brunobucciarati6028]

"Oh, don't worry about me. My wife punches me during sex." ...Kirito is always such a gentleman of culture.

[@pitioti]

Hey ! It's still less frightening than if he said the opposite :'D

[@helmutstein1178]

@gamewizard I well... at least he had sex

[@technologyevo9361]

Bruno Bucciarati Is this what you do when you’re not being a therapist for the Joestars?

[@brunobucciarati6028]

@@technologyevo9361 Perhaps. I want nothing to do with that damn Scrub during my off hours. I was having a rather pleasant time in the afterlife until he cruelly revived me... AGAIN. Now I have to deal with more bizarre situations than I did when I was a capo.

[@helmutstein1178]

@gamewizard I k

[@koalaman7660]

"THE TECTACLE MONSTER, IT'S TEACHING A CLASSROOM!!!" Assassination Classroom: "Wait a second, this might actually work..."

[@abyssofsorrowanddespair2936]

dude i was wondering if anyone else noticed that reference lol

[@Supreme-lj5tg]

Im glad other people noticed it too. I almost burst out laughing.

[@tjfjt]

"THEY'RE KILLING HIM!! THEY'RE TEACHING THEM HOW TO KILL HIM!!" Yeah swe knew what they were doing

[@antonyjitto1284]

I came to the comments to see if anyone talked about it...

[@arandomqueerfanpeep7655]

That was immediately what I thought of

[@Shiroi_Kioku]

Did he forget that Asuna was the second most powerful player in SAO when he transfered all of her stats into this game?

[@rafaeldasilvaromero3362]

She has no weapons though, but yes, he forgotten. And she was likely the second strongest survivor, unless Klein has something else.

[@HalfTangible]

Eh, arguable. Depends in no small part on if Heathcliff still counts as a player.

[@chrishall5570]

@@HalfTangible I usually go with no since he made it so he can't lose which means he could just chip away at enemies stronger then him to make him level up really fast if we're assuming he even bothered to level up normally.

[@thegrimcritic5494]

Pffffft that’s probably SWE’s explanation.

[@fort2558]

@@chrishall5570 I think he just gave himself the level and items instead of even grinding

[@leovaldez680]

It’s hilarious how Recon’s deepest nightmares are just Assassination Classroom

[@Ardorstorm]

IKR HAHAHAHAHA I WAS LIKE "Hey I know what that's a reference to!"

[@CC7567-x2k]

I just realized that

[@Dyneamaeus]

I just realized, Sugou laughs at Asuna for acting like she can overpower the system admin, but, well, she did do almost exactly that at the end of season 1. Kayaba: "Huh, how did she...there's not supposed to be any way to break out of admin paralysis! Gonna have to add that one to the log." Bet he didn't get around to adding it.

[@Dufoth]

Foreshadowing!

[@zacharykraft1098]

OHGAS at this point it’s not even about Kirito saving Asuna, but how much damage she’ll do before she figures out how to log out with the other hand. Most definitely will she cause a race war

[@Asmo_Lay]

@OHGAS which actually was a foreshadowing

[@twinodoom]

The only real threat is Suguo figuring out how to spawn the Hat.

[@logicaloverdrive8197]

@OHGAS Asuna is so fucking wild, Kayaba was afraid she'd make his head explode while she was paralysed

[@moonlight.z6543]

"A tentacle monster! He's teaching a clasSROOM!!!!!" Well that's some good Assassination classroom reference right there...

[@HaseebKhan-vk9xj]

Oh, uhh I took that reference the completely wrong way

[@moonlight.z6543]

@@HaseebKhan-vk9xj like... How?

[@HaseebKhan-vk9xj]

@@moonlight.z6543 Dw abt it

[@moonlight.z6543]

@@HaseebKhan-vk9xj oh okay!

[@themumbotribe3923]

@@HaseebKhan-vk9xj I feel like we had the exact same thought

[@JOHNMARTIN-zm6zz]

"Its a kids game" Said the big boobied elf, who mere seconds ago was participating in a rather questionable RP session.

[@hmmmooops]

Questionable RP sessions are a staple of kids' games.

[@JOHNMARTIN-zm6zz]

@@hmmmooopsEspecially if played by children of 25 to 40 years of age.

[@DRKLCNS1]

kids game played by adults see club penguin

[@dexan1833]

A cool kids game

[@hmmmooops]

@@DRKLCNS1 bitch club penguin is lyfe

[@Dubanx]

The funniest part of this is that Oberon is played straight. They didn't even have to change his character for this parody...

[@KeizerSosebee]

Midsummer's Night Dream was a trip and a half

[@simonhailom2477]

Don't remember anything from Shakespeare.

[@vicedea]

“There’s a profanity filter” “I wanna go home”

[@vgg31]

"I hate this! This place is dumb!! I can't even curse?! What kind of nightmare is this?!"

[@ZBGTrue]

There is a profanity filter literally like 20 seconds before that “would panty smasher say that”

[@Much_Ado]

Hey, people are always finding ways around those things.

[@ZBGTrue]

Much Ado About Gaming ok but later they are talking about a blow job as a side quest

[@Much_Ado]

And that entirely depends on whether or not she was lying about it being a side quest to make it sound like she had to do it.

[@Comkill117]

“Old people are always freaking out about something.” “You mean like the SAO disaster?” “Yeah but like, get over it.” This series is perfect.

[@excitedcat9517]

Wooooowwwww, I honestly thought she was just screwing around with kirito just to mess with him. She legitimately does not care wtf lol

[@Kubadaniels]

@@excitedcat9517 like real sister

[@quangduongang6230]

A friendly reminder that the single most evil entity in the SAOA universe is not some maniacal game dev, or a rapey business man; it is The Hat. It alone has been a major driving force of the plot so far, making its impacts comparable to that of the One Ring of Sauron itself.

[@alexboccaccio5431]

I nearly forgot kind sir

[@chavezreal]

Do not forget Don Fluffles

[@jeshonloonskin4176]

I honestly would not be surprised if that hat and Fluffles somehow were in the game, I’m expecting them to be in Gun Gale online as well.

[@zackdelarosa14]

@@jeshonloonskin4176 fluffles better be either death gun himself or the 2nd accomplice that's not the younger brother

[@Nameless-ln5mr]

Will the hat influence GGO, and the Mother’s Rosario arc too?

[@Alexkeys141]

The fact that alfheim online also has racism while being a kids game is just hilarious

[@twinodoom]

Kirito: "It's good to be home." Also Kirito: "I wanna go home!"

[@rubberduckyoverlord6300]

My day has been completed now that I heard a small child shout "I WILL END YOU, THOT!"

[@KJetixsSuccessor]

Mine to. Mostly because I agree with her.

[@user-uo9gg2zc6j]

I just now realised that means yui could probably disable the profanity filter. Its probably revenge

[@kikml22]

I just noticed that her plan to throw wave after wave of her subjects at her problems is the same as Kirito's plan to throw wave after wave of disposable players at the boss on the 1st floor of aincrad

[@darkgachamaker573]

It then says yo employ a strategy called the final solution aaAAND IM GOING TO STOP READING!

[@x-treme_gamer]

That's how you know they're related

[@jotheunissen9274]

@@darkgachamaker573 Jesus, who the hell wrote this? *Kirito laughing in the background*

[@travishudson9796]

@@darkgachamaker573 *German accent* I'm interested to hear more about zis Final Solution

[@JacobCraigo]

@@travishudson9796 Fuck it. Group up.

[@simonenoli4418]

whos here marathoning SAOA cause the 17th episode just dropped?

[@kazecnarfal]

yes

[@StephenWelchwildhercules]

I can't stop watching this series. I have seen them all too many times

[@adeptusfantasticus]

I just marathon it anytime I want to be confounded with all the emotions.

[@Viper_2-1]

Me (I haven't watched this in years lol)

[@kinzerly9496]

Leafa saying “FOR YOU SEE” is such a great addition to allude they’re siblings

[@l.j.d.millar2822]

I know right? I wasn’t expecting such forethought.

[@mikewazowski8522]

They argue all the time because they are so similar

[@senatorstevenarmstrong6703]

“LONG AGO”

[@JacobButter]

Not mention her in episode 12 humming the same tune that plays in the background of the loading screen in episode 13. Makes sense if she's played the game long enough.

[@skilletno1]

@@JacobButter thats actually the tune from barbie fairytopia film… it said it in the subtitles hahaha and its ingrained in my brain from my nieces

[@MrFanboy24]

"Abridged" "Longer than the real episode" Hmm

[@Acorn_Anomaly]

To be fair, considering how dragged out the Fairy Dance arc is in the anime, I'm pretty sure this covers like 3-4 episodes.

[@FauxFoxPaw]

@@Acorn_Anomaly People consider it dragged out? I thought it felt a bit rushed myself.

[@robertlewis6915]

@@FauxFoxPaw I think it managed being simultaneously drawn out and abridged by putting too little meat for the arc on too much bones for the meat.

[@notme-ji5uo]

@@robertlewis6915 bruh. thats some next level writing right there

[@25hockeyrockspolerz53]

Better then the real episode

[@Sterling_Qrow]

Me: wait.....did she say *Meth* Tree or *Math* Tree? *Tree Appears* Me: Oooooohhhhh.....it's both.

[@RekuHeims]

Hahaha

[@Ray-Guy18002]

Lol

[@mrrodriguez2947]

😂😂

[@Majin_Koolaid]

Me too

[@shankarban1135]

I love how Sugou's mind controlling schemes were teased in the first season... with the charisma hat, of all things.

[@squirrelbusken-cv4wy]

"God I hate that fucking hat..."

[@miruneverdies]

*"FOR YOU SEE, LONG AGO-"* Oh, a callback to the Ep.1 of SAOA. Nice one. They *are* siblings, no matter the blood relation.

[@smashbrolink]

Try telling that to her swollen, throbbing, ovaries and the pent-up vulgarity-spewing holes [yes, PLURAL] connected to them.😂😂

[@itsjustmint5211]

Yes the pebble

[@miruneverdies]

@@itsjustmint5211 The legendary item!

[@dragonbuster1174]

@@miruneverdies THE MYTHRIL PEBBLE OF PIG-SMITING!

[@altonblast5]

Hey so, we agree to just ignore “swollen pent up ovaries, etc.”, ok? Ok. Ok? Ok.

[@Joziah3]

Are you freaking kidding me!? The CHARISMA HAT was FORESHADOWING!?!?!

[@lordcommissar7813]

Genius

[@qwopiretyu]

@@lordcommissar7813 as kirito once said "I need to ge that FUCKING HAT OFF HIM!"

[@loganmccreery4634]

RIGHT!!?

[@James11111]

That God damn hat...

[@michaeladams-burnett1238]

I'm still reeling from that, well played SWE.

[@josephharrison8354]

Instead of being a damsel in distress, Asuna is ripping apart minions with her bare hands... well done, SWE. You really are making SAO flawless.

[@longwlenguyen4214]

Joseph Harrison what did you expect, Asuna and Kirito in Abridged are both unstable socipath well at least Kirito is more sane and better in having some faith in humanity while Asuna is the yandere Harley Quinn meet Brock Samson but more sadistic, manipulative, possessive and unpredictable, but she only protective to Abridged Kirito and Yui only and the rest is dead to her literally.

[@JediMastr80]

I could see it as Asuna freed herself from the game without Kirito's help. He goes through all this to find out that she's already free. Then It skips a lot and goes right to the scene where he walked into her room at the Hospital and she starts giving him shit like "WTF took you so long?" That would be classic Asuna to start arguing with Kirito and giving him shit right away. In fact, I could see them edit the scene so Kirito kills Sugou in the parking lot before entering her room. He does hold the knife to his neck, so they could go with that. After Kirito said he had to take care of Sugou, she'd be happy that he's dead since she hated him too. We never see him again for the rest of the series (since he's in prison) so no need to worry about any possible continuity issues in later Abridged episodes.

[@favoinousscum3718]

I like this version better...

[@gajaan316]

its a shame that most of the "Asuna being Asuna" moments in the abridged would probably be background things or edited scenes since og Asuna did NOTHING

[@josephharrison8354]

@@JediMastr80 Oh, I am completely convinced that Kirito will kill Sugou, laughing psychotically all the while. He does... not have the mercy necessary to spare that fuckstick.

[@TheOneWhoAsked123]

I find it hilarious how the guards treat Asuna as more of creature than a human even without a weapon.

[@merrittanimation7721]

"I don't need friends! I HAVE SWORDS!" "I'm... out of swords."

[@thornedsage]

*thinks of undertale*

[@vedji1857]

I understood that reference.

[@guamish7593]

@@vedji1857 sorry but what's the reference?

[@eclipzex77]

@@guamish7593 the Mad Dummy from Undertale

[@jthunderboldt]

Where is my fight button

[@annabella1650]

“This is a kid’s game!” “I did it for a quest!” I’m guessing there’s a few more bugs that the game needs to patch.

[@jannegrey593]

Probably Role-Playing quest ;)

[@boredhuman6512]

Still how would that work in a kids game

[@Midnight-Starfish]

@@boredhuman6512 The game is educational, right? Maybe there's a health class.

[@bailinton4171]

the game was created by a sexual predator, of course he would allow it

[@annabella1650]

Espeonage the Espeon Spy That ain’t like no health class I’ve heard of!

[@KC-zc8ic]

The most anticipated anime in fall 2019

[@johnceba1984]

Disasterous Masterson try 2020

[@KC-zc8ic]

John Ceba this isn’t fall 2020. Is my dick sucking itself? What’s going on?

[@TheBeastr]

@@KC-zc8ic don't worry John Ceba is from the future from the balls of Jon Jr Cena. & after World War VI they had to change the third letter.

[@claytoncarter3261]

John Ceba I’ve waited to long for this

[@iancomtois9832]

@@TheBeastr They had three World Wars just in 2020? Dammit Trump!

[@2knives1cook]

So I just realised suguha said that it took her 6 months to get that good at flying. She also told the story how some people found the game 6 months ago. Which means she was one of the first people to actually play it. This is confirmed I think when she calls it "her game". So either she was already into RP and build a whole community around it, or there is a different reason why she got into VR... Cant wait to see where you guys are gonna take the story

[@MasterPoppers]

The voice acting in this series just gets better and better. Jesus, Suguha's meltdown after finding out Kirito's identity was brilliant.

[@laurocoman]

Asuna is spot on too. Are they the same voice actress?

[@MasterPoppers]

@@laurocoman Pretty sure it's not Cherami Leigh voicing Asuna in the abridged, if that's what you're asking.

[@ColmanRetro]

Bitchslapped The voice actors are credited in the description my dude. Though they sound similar they are in fact two different voice actors.

[@laurocoman]

@@ColmanRetro oh, right. What am I thinking?

[@derp9003]

I think it's better than "oh the brother and sister don't know they are in love and when they find out we will shovel in random filler"

[@Godzillafan-tv1ks]

It’s adorable how recon thinks the scariest thing about Assassination classroom is the tentacle monster

[@OGdfs420]

And here I just caught this joke today XD in my defense I didnt know a damn thing about assassination classroom when I first watched this.

[@etthehuman01]

I was just about to comment that!😂

[@theppcaca]

I was looking for a comment about that reference lol

[@truetakofame4112]

You mean Koro-Sensei?

[@Awesomefacecraft]

What his nightmares are probably like: “Good morning class, I see we have a new student here today, and he forgot to wear pants!” *AHHHHHHHHH*

[@DomyTheMad420]

"I WILL END YOU THOT" *never* ceases to make me laugh.

[@Onikage55]

BEST line in the episode

[@qut22vp83]

Aaaw, she’s just like her mother ☺️😂

[@kenjincapers]

It's the amazing delivery that just carries that holy hell

[@lazerman3686]

its amazing how only yui can overcome the profanity filter

[@griffins750]

I’m partial to the “Oh don’t worry about me. My wife *punches* me during S E X.” 😂

[@DoktorGizmo]

I fucking love that "I am Princess flippin' Leafa!" speech, it's basically the RP-version of Kirito's Ilfang-guide and delivered absolutely amazing

[@axtel6879]

"There's a profanity filter." ... " ᴵ ʷᵃⁿⁿᵃ ᵍᵒ ʰᵒᵐᵉ"

[@Saternalia]

Such cute font

[@flamingrubys11]

Thay is literally me anytime theres a profanity filter in a game

[@manoramashukla8168]

@@flamingrubys11 lol same

[@lsedge7280]

"my wife punches me during sex"

[@winterassassin9817]

If at one point in the series kirito doesn’t say “well excuuuse me princess” to leafa I will be mildly upset

[@lonely_warrior]

Ja, Zelda reference

[@nadebeef6529]

Instead of mildly upset, why not *MILDLY INFURIATED*

[@ste22en84]

Well EXCUSE ME PRINCESS

[@steveroyal6229]

I would write a very, VERY, strongly worded comment.

[@NekoYuki]

@@steveroyal6229 Delivered by carrier pigeon no less?

[@nighttimestalker]

"don't worry about me. My wife punches me during sex." Lefia just kinda stops and looks. "Allrrighhht"

[@randomperson4989]

kaleb Powell when she later realizes its kirito

[@Apricot_418]

I'm just surprised that 'sex' wasn't caught by the profanity filter in this kids' game...

[@KingHalbatorix]

@JOSHUA MOORE sex doesn't mean gender, sex is a binary and is also real. Gender as a term is just a made up concept with no concrete definition. At one point the two were interchangeable, but that changed. Fun fact, did you know that the scientist who invented the term 'gender' tried to prove its existence with a twins study? He took two young brothers, forcibly changed one of them to a 'girl' and then had the remaining brother rape her! Eventually, the brother who was coerced into being a girl said he never wanted to be a girl, and then killed himself. That's a real thing, look up the wikipedia article. Edit: this comment has naughty words and youtube sometimes shadow-deletes them, just checking if it actually posted.

[@Electric_Bagpipes]

James de Jesus mmm, loopholes...🤔

[@Melaramaa]

@@KingHalbatorix sex does mean gender, also the rest of your comment was gross and unnecessary. No one asked for that

[@dango6266]

20:00 that's a far more realistic reaction to finding out you found your brother slightly attractive in a game when you didn't know he was your brother.

[@ThiagoSilva-lg7tj]

Love the fact that they both do the whole “ *F O R Y O U S E E* ” bit

[@HashSl1ng1ngSlasher]

I love how similar they are. Kirito has somewhat grown as a person but it's easy to get a good picture of who he was prior to SAO thanks to sis.

[@WarriorTech_FTW]

Kirito does it better than leefa

[@jacklo2227]

Time stamp?

[@WarriorTech_FTW]

jack lo 15:31

[@theaveragegamer7221]

Must be a family thing

[@brunoplays5804]

"Bar? I thought this was a kids game." "Yeah, A cool kids game."

[@myname7937]

lego star wars forces you to be in a bar 30% of the time.

[@Cron04]

And don't get us started on the bar fights....So many limbs torn from their bodies...flying helplessly across the floor...vanishing only leaving a single heart...The Horror.

[@Rebellions]

@@Cron04 To be fair, star wars and limb loss are hardly strangers to each other...

[@HeilRay]

@@Rebellions It's a requirement if anything.

[@anidiot192]

@@HeilRay same with lego, they do explode into a million pieces upon death

[@michaelandrews117]

Therapist: "The Math Tree isn't real, the Math Tree can't hurt you." The Math Tree: " *:D* ... 2+2 "

[@jotheunissen9274]

I wonder if the Math Tree would instakill you if you answered wrong and how many kids have been slaughtered that way

[@thescottishanimeguy9946]

Shouldn't it be this?: "2+2 >:)"

[@zetdech]

Should have been a wordtree

[@Spartan135]

Meth tree is a more suitable name... 🤣

[@Lilly-Lilac]

Math tree(3)

[@montoseblack2901]

Saying it now. Kirito is gonna take the profanity filter off when he gets admin privileges.

[@aquaticseraph692]

Prepare to feel the wrath of a pissed off nerd with admin privileges!