sometimes the streetlights can see you too

friggin optical lasers
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[@glitchedoom]

Poor guy can't catch a break between this and his ascended roommate.

[@nobeyone]

The struggle is real

[@fpl_cricket]

@@nobeyonenot for his roommate

[@LoganDark4357]

Restful cube

[@ferretyluv]

Do we know how the restful cube feels about the eyeballs?

[@whippy3954]

eyeballs be eyeballin...

[@christophersanders3252]

The scariest part of this video is the idea of an electrician coming out to look at a street light at night. That for sure was not a real human.

[@atlas_of_prescottia]

How else would he measure the lumins? It's too bright in the daytime.

[@webpombo7765]

​@@atlas_of_prescottia Big black tarp over the pole

[@kneckno8356]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fXjQhq2qd5pqirsfeature=shared

[@hombrerusode40anos72]

Or maybe hes just a Jojo character

[@j-mm4763]

He works for the city, of course he isn't human

[@kennylauderdale_en]

They replaced all the yellow lightbulbs in my neighborhood with these new eyeballs. Everything use to be warm & gold at night, but now it's way worse. Completely throws off the vibe.

[@mrgiggles5555]

Never thought I'd see you here. But it makes sense, I guess.

[@nobeyone]

I agree. Now everything is eyeball blue

[@christarasco6250]

So true I miss the sodium vapor lights

[@lemone12]

so true dude :c

[@DaBaSoftware]

Wow rare Matsumotomoon pfp

[@nobeyone]

Optical lasers are a very real danger to many Americans

[@Eft609]

I can agree I was shot in the face with one

[@nobeyone]

You may be entitled to financial compensation

[@coolchanneliguess689]

@@nobeyone Infinite money glitch

[@r4zi3lgintoro65]

not many know that

[@OzGoober]

Working with Lasers requires certification and a retina scan. So when something bad happens they have a before picture. I know a guy that put his hand on a laser table and the beam reflected off his watch. Everyone in the room had their retinas rescanned for damage.

[@Scaryland42]

My buddy Myle had a streetlight like that outside his house once. Sadly he spilled Mountain Dew on my PS3 so he is no longer with us

[@nobeyone]

Don’t get me started on Myle

[@bruce-le-smith]

what a waste of mtn dew

[@FizzyFang]

Wasted Mountain Dew 😭😭

[@lizdensmore1691]

lol

[@ObsidianGloria]

I am SUPER down for this normal man who lives in a world where surrealist shit is a common annoyance becoming a series

[@line4169]

watch jojo

[@SaschaLecours]

A jojo/Nobey crossover might be so good it would kill me

[@robertevans9962]

*slaps the eyeball* this baby right here will save you hundreds on electricity AND can watch the kids while they are out playing

[@Chipthedestroyer]

AND vaporizes child predators

[@sammyjones8279]

​@@Chipthedestroyerand your kids!

[@dullroar2673]

Ow my eye why did you slap it

[@dutchmansmine9053]

​@@Chipthedestroyer And children

[@AntonioCornejo-x2z]

​@@Chipthedestroyergood

[@Legomicroman]

it was somehow simultaneously comedic and eerie at the same time. no jumpscares, just some underlying feeling of foreboding. and that's far creepier. good job!

[@nobeyone]

Thanks!

[@madcat789]

As a giant eyeball, we do more than act as energy efficient lightbulbs that can produce lasers. We can also create insect people.

[@nobeyone]

Woah hi I’ve never met one of you hehe I’m blushing

[@DanilegoPlays]

Thanks C'thun

[@Dunmerdog]

The Aqir were pretty cool, I’m looking forward to the Third War of the Shifting Sands. Keep up the good work!

[@georgelincolnrockwell6248]

DON'T LISTEN, HE'LL TELL YOU THAT YOUR HEART WILL EXPLODE!!!

[@AlbabAhmad-r9h]

@@Dunmerdogwhat?

[@Skungeasaur]

Eye See The Problem Here.

[@Stevie-J]

don't worry he's getting the guys

[@nobeyone]

Eye see what you did there

[@Contagion1978]

The EYES have it 👁️👁️✋🏻 there here to stay 💡😠😡😤

[@gamerxcool]

I read this as soon as the mechanic said it

[@HerOwnKnife]

Damn those eyes and their stupid optical lasers, how many friends I've lost to them now. At least they're a couple lumens brighter than the lights surrounding them, and are pretty energy efficient, so its a good overall deal i think

[@montyvr6772]

Two pairs of blinking eyes at 0:21

[@fromthegamethrone]

I only see one pair over his shoulder, where's the other pair? Edit: are you including his eyes too

[@brandonperez8977]

And I thought it was some sort of easter egg of the enemy soldier from Metal Gear 😅

[@ChristopherDwiggins]

Its a ninja

[@Repolshon]

THE ONES ON HIS FACE SIMPLETON ​@@fromthegamethrone

[@Toaster_3483]

“At least it seems like you all don’t have any optical lasers” -famous last words

[@zorantaylor3190]

The delivery of "Aww, COME ON, now there's MORE eyeballs!" is absolutely magnificent.

[@tabbyraks]

That electrician guy made the right call. Maybe he can patent the tech and sell it. Multi-billion dollar business right there. Only issue would be the optical lasers and the dubious origin - he could make a pact with Aspicio the Eyeful to get around that though. Hope he makes his millions

[@matturner6890]

There's a streetlight visible from my bedroom window 👀now I'm gonna be checkin' it for eyeballs

[@fryingpan5431]

I love everything about this, there's like that feeling I get looking at liminal spaces, nostalgic and spooky, dreamscapey i can't explain it but please don't stop making these

[@foobuilder]

I like the idea that they're not a threat, they just really want to be streetlights. It's all they've even wanted.

[@EdmontonRails]

LED stands for Lazer Eye Death

[@joseanibalsantacruzamanzo2202]

I wonder how that eyeball got there in the first place and how they replaced the lightbulbs with even more eyeballs.

[@Stevie-J]

the shows in the living room are an angler fish wait no, the street lamp is the angler fish maybe everything lures us and eats our emotions

[@nobeyone]

Ooo that’s a funky horror idea right there

[@PhrozenFox]

The real horror show is real life

[@chucklebutt4470]

The podcast The Magnus Archives had an anglerfish thing that used a human looking lure that would ask drunk people for a cigarette in alleys outside bars. Great podcast with some cool ideas that I'm surprised hasn't been adapted into other things.

[@Twlsted234]

"Well at least you guys don't have any optical lasers... AAAAAA-" Poor guy :(

[@TheAwfulWaffle95]

1:26 dude became the guys dad for that last bit 😂

[@RichieA.Ravalio]

"at least seems like you all don’t have optical lasers." - Famous last words.

[@shaynehughes6645]

He saw it coming

[@Razumen]

How am I supposed to achieve ultimate restfulness with all these damn optical lasers!!!!?

[@marceloslacerda]

Dude got a laser surgery for free and he's still complaining.

[@brandonperez8977]

🤣🤣🤣

[@mrhalfburnttoast]

I like to think they just reached for the eyeball box they keep in their truck, grabbed a handful of eyeballs, handed out the eyeballs to the boys, and got to work.

[@georgewills-ek1gg]

are the eyeballs compatible with HID ballasts?

[@acastlecreator]

1:46 blud spoke too soon💀

[@ch1ppychipp]

That's the joke.

[@tonybeluga2796]

These videos just make me smile Restful cube is my hero

[@TacticalHairballGaming]

With each animation you make, the surrealism gets more, and more poetic. Love your work.

[@endydastickmanlmao]

search lights!!!!!11111111111

[@infernokt9495]

I would love to see a series where paranormal and scary shit Is just Normal

[@bwkanimations7352]

i love these newbie videos, i love the art style and the pretty cool plotline, love the joke at the end, the video is kinda terrifying if you watch it without audio

[@jadengamingofficial]

It's going to be fine as long as no one tells urbanshade about this

[@Imperialism_withered]

*inserts eyes in the skys music*

[@jadengamingofficial]

@@Imperialism_withered more like search party

[@ivy_magnapinna]

i love the occasional inclusion of half-life sfx in your animations, and the fact that i can recognize them even when it's like that short laser sound at the end

[@kylebroussard5952]

*Social credit score system inbound*

[@Mr.SnakySnake]

1:26 that is my tipical answer as an IT helpdesk.

[@LYSYRGIX]

That's because they don't train you on what to say. Coming from a former IT. technician

[@GiuseppeGaetanoSabatelli]

This was one of my phobias as a kid. And this is one of the first times I've seen another human acknowledge this.

[@froggythekid8955]

I absolutely love this channel, lol.

[@moai6617]

searchlights

[@holderrrrname]

You’re making a great worldbuilding system

[@halt7801]

Searchlights.

[@felisazure1820]

I love the surreal feel of this world you're creating, it made me laugh but I am also extremely intrigued.

[@Uncle-Jay]

Well I just came back here from seeing the pilot and I'm thrilled to hear him referencing working at the new job.

[@zozzleberryfin1735]

I’ve always loved comedy with horror aesthetics and these hit that perfect middle ground for me.

[@aazhie]

PG&E is taking notes...

[@Leadofftrash419-u7z]

Search light refenerce

[@Diabolo2000]

those animations are good stuff,

[@sinnamonroll9572]

I love this channel so much.

[@Sahlofolin542]

Yeah

[@Nateshorts1234]

Just a normal day in Minnesota

[@revskyybeats4036]

I love the vibes of your videos

[@Sap-battles1234]

“At least you guys dont have optical lase-“ *gets shot by a optical laser* AAAAA-

[@bexiexz]

love this!

[@_Greyboi_]

Those moonlight towers in Texas would be like the eye of Sauron lol

[@catherinebrousseau-ny5hc]

a eye for a lamp in the streetlight? that might be a real life version of an [searchlight]

[@gamerplays_roblox3318]

Searchlights??

[@Funkyguy-l5h]

As an eyeball diety myself I can assure you its safe

[@MelaniePlayz-in6fx]

1:47 SPOKE TO SOON MATE also why would they do this and make MORE,Bro this makes me feel like Iris from Gemini home entertainment infected the street lights😭

[@Blyat_traktor34]

Pressure reference?

[@jondylon7370]

I love it! is the binko's a WKYK reference?

[@forcedintofemininity]

New binco’s employee

[@nobeyone]

Ding ding ding

[@brandonperez8977]

1:36 that reaction got me 😂

[@HaroldLarson-ro7ih]

I like the HL1 sound effect at the end.

[@AirdorfGames]

This is great

[@medexamtoolscom]

As a monster streetlight myself, I would like to say, that we don't just produce efficient lighting and shoot lasers, we also eat people. I feel we deserve more recognition for this.

[@Wubotanist]

I honestly like to think the eyeball streetlights are actually Benevolent.

[@MFKitten]

The HL sound effects are perfect

[@StealthRaven]

I am getting Silent Hill vibes from this

[@damianwaynetv5604]

"You see what im talking about?" Bro theres no screen on that thing💀💀💀

[@Avidadepablo]

Finally they replaced those lights man, don't gotta worry more with planned obsolescence with these brand new optical laser eyeballs!

[@caruspoon5289]

"at least there's no optical Lazers" such famous last words

[@waysidetundra3352]

This satisfied my strange fascination for creepy eyeballs, thanks 👍

[@Nele_offcial]

...this is actually a cool vid

[@NewOrderOfAlexandria]

Man I hate it when you ask a favour and the repair guy mistakes you for wanting more eyeballs, happens all the time.

[@CharlieRek-d1y]

(guy) at least you guys don’t have optical lasers AHH-

[@sergeyholoshchukkozaev2409]

fun version of roadside picnic

[@MalleusSemperVictor]

High pressure sodium lighting: ❌️ Eyeball lighting: ✅️

[@artphile8873]

Just leave the eye man

[@danielstreeter6738]

"We're going to make everything [subjectively] better."

[@eggdogreal]

they seem pretty chill ngl

[@callerunknown]

This was so funny, I loved it

[@ChloeCaw]

aw man they had optical lazers D:

[@C4MG1RL]

He's probably the one who clicked too recklessly! Thankfully these upstanding streetlights avenged the funny little guy and clicked his sensitive eyes.

[@shooooooob]

Dude the lore goes deep, I just hope that guy watched your Guide To BINCOS™

[@ShnobbsReal]

This channel is like a combination of PilotRedSun and CDi Philips games.

[@kenswords]

A hundred lights line the lane And I walk into their gaze, Everyone says I'm insane But they can't see through the haze; The street lamps are all a lie, All the light is eye to eye!

[@SwallGi]

bro‘s hood full of creepy cube and lights

[@jasondunlap9921]

I got an ad the second the guy screamed😭🙏 ME: MY EYES💀👀

[@Ookami20]

I just can't pinpoint what it is I like about your videos but man does it work lol

[@Trafficconesilly]

AW HELL NA THEY DONE TURNED SPONGER BOINGER INTO A LIGHT

[@meddlesome-]

a little Night Vale core. if it was King of the Hill

[@jenniferpinto9343]

Went from a horror to a comedy FAST

[@misterbush5151]

I love it I wish for part 2

[@georgewills-ek1gg]

energy efficient huh?, i wonder if these things use power at all? i mean there is a wire pultruding from the eyeball that goes into the ballast compartment, but that doesn't mean that it ACTUALLY connects to the ballast and therefor to the grid. but i would prefer these to the LED spatulas and doorstops that they are slapping up everywhere!

[@nobeyone]

Somebody knows their lighting

[@georgewills-ek1gg]

@@nobeyone of course i do! thanks.

[@prometeo94]

Oh, eye-lectricity, damn these things are clever

[@sleepalaska]

i love this channel

[@Pixelusually]

This is how i imagine conversations are like in my head

[@Scottish_Pyro]

love the goldsrc footsteps

[@indridcold8469]

This feels very much like the transitional form of some kind of creature, using the lamp post as a safe way to pupate into something bigger. Additionally, they may be energy efficient, but I do wonder what they contribute to light pollution. Anyways, excellent as always, Nobey! Keep up the great work.