Son Challenges Father To Front Lawn Fight

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[@mjjondoe9845]

Please stop - don’t do anymore

[@Jayger-sv3mx]

Didnt know my dad but my grandpa who raised me was a marine, 65-ish. I was 16 and 240lbs in shape. Worst mistake I've made, not even totally sure what he did exactly, all I know is my throat, head, stomach, and shoulder all hurt and i couldn't move for a few seconds on the ground while he stood over me, lit a cigarette, and said, and I quote, "You'll need another 15 years before you got a chance." Loved him more than anything.

[@maneli3769]

Oh God this had me in stitches😂. Those old folks are built differently. I think they're a different breed.

[@Bighitter03]

Sounds like a good man

[@robf4605]

That's beautiful

[@CUtigerz97]

I was 17 when I thought I was tough enough to take on my dad. Former paratrooper and trucker. Luckily things calmed down before he crippled me. He passed away 20 yrs ago. My brother and I still laugh about the time they wrestled when he was 16. One of the few times I saw my dad laughing in shear joy.

[@adamnoe4656]

Glad to hear RESPECT for the elders, I just had a conversation with a customer today about this....respect and fear the old guy..u never know what he's been through and overcame..wisdom and strength may reside in him...but gettin' whipped by an old dude is pretty funny

[@leviorourke7498]

My dad always said, boys if you don’t want your whoopin for doing wrong, then just say it when ever you feel froggy boy. And at 14 I thought I was old enough to get punched rather than over a knee. I turned around with hands tight chest swelled went to say some loud mouth shit, and had a left upper cut straight to the chin. I came to, with him dragging me by my foot back into the yard. Saying “come in, wake up boy, you’re fine, you won’t ever get hit that hard again, you’re fine come on” and I laid there for a minute gathering my thoughts. And didn’t want to get up I was humiliated. Dad came out with a plate of food a beer and a hand shake and said young man. I reckon I won’t put you over my knee anymore. But if there is something done wrong, when it’s addressed. Be honest and be a man, and all will be fine. Lie to me or do your momma wrong, bet you won’t do it again. Yes sir. Ate my rib dinner had my first beer with my dad. And earned a bit more respect from him for standing my ground for myself even against who I saw as the biggest man in the world. He said it took courage and heart.

[@Tephomab]

When I was 13 I tried to fight my dad. He literally just picked me up, turned me horizontal, dropped me on the floor, then sat down on me until I gave up lmao

[@KingChapo225]

Well damn 🤣😂

[@Moochie420_]

😂

[@clarenceworley3714]

At 19 I was dumb enough to challenge my dad and his brother to a fist fight due to some liquid courage. They begged me to sit down and just shut up but I wasn't hearing it; I just had to show them who was boss. It didn't end well for me. I never got to apologize or look back on the moment with laughter with dad. He passed away just a few months later. If he were around today I'm sure I could take him tho.

[@scripticvt8568]

😆

[@replynotificationsdisabled]

I love me some liquid courage. Few times had to whoop my step dad and little brother cause no one talks to my mom like that.... Rip momma

[@MidgetPunter]

I did the same thing with my old man. He beat the brakes off me.

[@GassyClown]

I’d had enough of my drunk dads bullshit when I was 28yrs old. I pinned him to the floor of the kitchen. High school wrestling skills!

[@rickwilliams967]

I'm curious how many times you got your ass whooped. Probably a lot.

[@lchristopher75]

Grew up wrestling my dad all the time. I was about 12 when I outgrew him and finally pinned him down for the first time. I told him "What are you gonna do now, old man?" He jammed his finger in my eyeball and it was over. He stood up and told me "You may be bigger than me but just remember, the older I get the dirtier I fight" I learned my lesson.

[@hype8775]

Same thing bout sixteen and had him hangin over a ledge, told him to say when and he reared up and bout took a piece out of me, learned dirty is the way lol.

[@nisneddih]

U outgrew him at 12?

[@Swedester]

Your dad sounds like a class act

[@phillipivey4833]

You know this is a lie when a dude says he outgrew his Dad at 12.

[@dsxa918]

You never know with genetics and the dad's size

[@jasonjaeger4042]

My son is awesome, beyond proud of him. He's 17 now and the same height as me, maybe a half inch taller. Taught him since he could walk to defend himself and he's a scrapper. The past 6 months he's been working out a lot. A couple weeks ago he was mad at me cause I wouldn't let him go out of town with friends. He's very respectful but said "I'll fight ya for it". I could never hit my son but told him "sure, let's go outside"....and we did. I told him "whenever ur ready come at me". He charges and tried to take my head off....in 5 seconds I had him wrapped up on the ground like a pretzel. "YOU WRESTLED UR WHOLE LIFE, THIS AIN'T FAIR!". So I said, "OK, I won't take ya to the ground". So he starts swinging and I'm blocking and dodging his punches til he is tired af. "HOW DO YOU MOVE LIKE THAT? YOU'RE OLD!" I said "I'm not 40 yet, try again next year bud". He handled the humiliation pretty well, and actually started letting me teach him boxing again. But to be honest, in another year he's probably gonna whoop my ass.

[@rachelcarter5282]

Wrestling life 💕💯

[@jasonjaeger4042]

@Rachel Carter wrestling live as a young kid.....too much for me lol. All the parents screaming at their kids, the arguments....pretty crazy. My late father was an amazing wrestler so we had actual wrestling mats in our basement. Practiced year round. Remember some a$$hole getting mad cause my lil bro was destroying his kid and attacked my dad. That was a BIG mistake. All the matches goin on stopped to watch my dad pummel the loudmouth dude(didn't hit him, just wrestled him) and literally double chicken-winged the guy 🤣🤣. Great sport to know for self defense though 💯. Having young kids cutting weight isn't good though. Gave one of my brothers and myself eating disorders cause we thought you NEEDED to be in perfect shape at all times. Actually the reason I didn't have my son wrestle.

[@NOPE-55515]

Now that is a good story

[@anonymousfreedom4346]

I gotta give it to your son he had the balls to try and fight you for the trip. Now would you have let him go if he won?

[@jasonjaeger4042]

@anonymousfreedom4346 yeah I would have had to. My kids mom is....slightly crazy?? So I make sure to always follow through on what I tell them or promise them. Hopefully they're honest with me.....then again they're teenagers🤷🏻‍♂️

[@whatthehellisayoutube6010]

I don't remember ever challenging my dad to a fight. But I think I might when he comes back with the milk.

[@imsosry]

banger

[@trurush]

Hell yah! Get him!

[@tylerkinley268]

If you go for milk, and you never come back, then you haven't gone for milk; you've only gone to where milk is...

[@trurush]

@@tylerkinley268 YES. Period. Love this.

[@StillYHWHs]

😂❤let's not....

[@NotSurE-ix1qq]

Not me man, first time my son fought me he was 5. He stepped into my room and with a soft pallet and through missing teeth said "I'm going to kick your ass." I thought it was cute until he charged up on me and punched me right in the nose as hard as he could, blinded me, laughed and ran away. NGL I was kind of proud of him.

[@gstar1339]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@RedHood410]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@avi6757]

Hilarious 😂

[@mikedubovs1574]

All the dad stories.. love it.. dads putting in the work, even step dads . Great work..

[@ThatKidJokah]

I was raised by a Marine from the Vietnam era. He's 77 now and i still won't try to take him.

[@hotrod1793]

Lol I was raised by a Marine who's a Korean War vet. He's 90 and I'm still not sure I can take him! And I was a boxer!

[@oafee]

My grandpa was a marine in Okinawa. I was always scared of him even as a man. He was never scared of anybody

[@OldSaltyBear]

Haha my step kid tried that with me once at 15. I caught his fist, had it behind his back and then gave a little tappy tap to the back of his knee to send him to the ground in one smooth move. Held him there just long enough for him to contemplate his decision... and then helped him up. Dusted the grass off his shirt and said "you're gonna need about ten years and 50 more pounds to do that.... now go clean your room like I asked." He never told his mom... and I respected that. Now this is the same kid who, at around 12, came home from the park crying with a bloody nose. Some bully apparently. I asked why he didn't defend himself and he said he didn't want to get in to trouble. I looked him in the eyes and said "Only way I'd be pissed is if you started it. Do you understand? He nodded yes, so I followed with "tomorrow you are going back to the park. Don't say nothin. Just walk up to that kid and pop him just like he did to you. You got it?" He nodded yes again, so I finished with "now if you take him down, don't stand over him and taunt him. You ask that kid if he wants to keep going. If he says he's done, then its over and you help him to his feet. You do that, and he'll be your friend for life. Got it?" Next day the kid shows up at the house with his new pal, bloody nose gushing all over the kids teeshirt. I grabbed a bag of peas from the freezer and some tissues, got the kid situated and then made them some lunch while we waited for the bleeding to stop. The nose wasn't busted. No cops were called. No parents were involved aside from myself. Handled.

[@cjdavidson8772]

That is some damn fine parenting. Good job, Sir.

[@bigsanrio]

I wish I had a dad to fight😢

[@flman1284]

I've raised my son's to be able to whoop my ass but to have the respect not too. We grew up that way... You can be mad at a good friend, but don't throw hands .. outside that circle, it's game on. We also didn't fight and call police... You fought, win/lose you shake hands and go about your day. That ain't how it is now... Mean words get hashtags and cops called.

[@erikjensen3568]

That's how shit should be handled but it seems now days kids will either run and call the cops or go get a gun it's sad how much shit has changed from when I was a kid and my step dad was the same way I would never get in trouble if I didn't start a fight and if I did well let's just say he was 6'4 265 on a bad day so ya I did not ever want to find out how that would have turned out so I'm glad to see there is still people out there with the same morals that I was raised up with good job man

[@OscarGuerrero-wm6tz]

Women will never understand that logic. Great job.

[@CharliMorganMusic]

Fighting your dad is only fun if you don't hate him.

[@TheJustJoe]

As a kid from the 80s this is true af. I never fought my dad, he was a Vietnam vet with skills, tho. You're a funny dude and look forward to watching more!

[@rachizsik20]

Ain't NO BODY fighting a Vietnam vet Dad 😳😂

[@marcusloper1063]

Lol same here. Dad was a Nam vet and I wouldn't dare fight him

[@yamaguchi3440]

Now when you said Vietnam vet I knew you made the mistake 😂

[@dean5422]

A moment of silence please for those who never had a father stick around long enough to fight with them.

[@NytRpr13]

Amen

[@rachelcarter5282]

Amen

[@noisyboysfilms725]

thank you 🫡🫡

[@shirleycichowski3807]

❤

[@FlexualHarrassment]

Damn this made me sad af

[@jr2904]

I made salsa with habanero and didn't think to wash my hands before taking a piss... That was a life lesson

[@SHAYUPIVER]

Me and my kid say, "Im gonna fight you so hard!" After watching this story, All the time!! 😂😂😂

[@mushroommania841]

Just wait until he says that in a real fight 😂😂everyone will be his friend if he wins

[@Justin-dc7zs]

Joshs young self sounds suspiciously like Charley from always sunny. XD

[@stevenfabian297]

Oh holy shit lol

[@tigandkelsey]

I used to love dodgeball. Perfect opportunity to get payback on the school bullies. They could never touch me in dodgeball but they ALL took that red rubber to the face.

[@michaelmartinez407]

I've got 11 kids. 7 are boys, and 4 of 'em are now grown. I've had to rough up the older 4 at around 13, 14 years old when they thought they could handle me. I blame teenage hormones for the pain they received. One of 'em, though, got into a fight with a bully his senior year, and since kids film everything these days, I ended up seeing the video. He dodged 5 or 6 punches and then laid this kid out with a single straight right. That other kid was big, too. Bigger than me, for sure. Must be something in the water. Regardless, I'm glad I had to go hands-on with my kid when he was 13, rather than 18. He's now a Marine, and in my mind, I'd still work him if I had to. In my chin, though, I don't know.

[@ingvarkarlson5982]

11 kids? you ever hear of condoms mate? :D

[@nfprojectshop]

Thank you for your sacrifice as a military family and thank you for his service! God bless!

[@dutchvanderlin5556]

@@nfprojectshop stfu

[@dewmontain123]

11 kids. That beautiful man. 1 of them has to become rich. At least 1 😂

[@michaelmartinez407]

@@dewmontain123 Hopefully one of 'em is my Early Retirement Fund!

[@Obad87]

I stood up to my dad once. I don't remember what it was all about. I just stood my ground looked him right in the eyes and said "No sir." It never turned into a fight. I think he had a bit of respect for me in that moment tho.

[@fredthompson2501]

My dad was older when I was born 38. When I was in high school he would walk down to bar on the corner after work I would drive down a pick him up one night. A couple of bikers were in his face. I told them to leave my dad alone. Didn't end well for them. Oh at the time 6'3" 290 pounds. He told me afterwards nice work. He said he could still take me. Then he started laughing.

[@ashleyhuey8020]

I don’t know man, I could towel my dad up by the time I was 16 but I still showed my respect for the man that raised me and provided for me

[@maxfish4770]

Me too until the day he gave Mum two black eyes, thought he was going to kill me but he had nothing

[@EriSenshur]

Same until this guy's situation above me happened to my little brother. My dad didn't know what hit him until it was too late. I was 16 and lifted weights for fun with my uncle.

[@Joker-11B-SYLV]

Lol yall just beat up some cowards. 😂 hats off to ya though. Both my parents were drunks for a long time… I’ve only ever gotten in my dad’s face one time when I physically saw him throw my mom across the kitchen. I’m not a big guy at all. But that never happened again after that night. They still argued but he kept his distance when I was home and eventually they both quit drinking.

[@nathanzak19]

Him holding that pose @ 2:35 deserved way more laughter than what it got

[@taddybear4244]

I never really considered fighting my dad. I think he's crossed into the "old man strength" territory and I'm not sure I could take him on.

[@twilightgardenspresentatio6384]

My dad was a monster. My military soldier uncles were quietly in fear of his strength. He was known for breaking people with a single blow. Now that was my specialty in my sport fighting teens, one hit submissions but that’s because I studied anatomy. My dad was just huge and did nothing but work lifting heavy construction materials for decades. Hearing guys think to fight their dad is crazy to me. We fought other teens. None of us would even stand up to my dad if he said to sit!

[@Joe-my6go]

It’s an important and often *blunt* lesson when you learn that, when you’re a kid, your dad is the stronger, older, more experienced, and more successful version of you

[@chrisrowe6340]

If you don't think so, you definitely can't

[@spiralinglight]

Pre-valhalla

[@jimmywinter7961]

They don't hit to hurt at that age, they hit to mortally wound

[@matt5415]

My dad would get pissed and charge at me like he was going to kill me. I’d have to run or I’d get smacked on the ass or the back of my head. I had enough and at age 16 I put my dukes up like I was ready to fist fight. I was even starting to sway like a cobra. That stopped him and he actually acted like I hurt his feelings. He got quiet and he said something like, “Hey calm down. What’s wrong with you.” That made me feel guilty. Ah childhood.

[@Tw0099]

When the monster changes into the victim. I remember that happening a lot. It was awful, my dad could whip or beat me up on me for 12 years at 13 I fought him and then I would beat his ass every time he got out of line. Mean & ruthless drunk. but after I turned 15 we never fought again. don’t touch, don’t hit, don’t yell & cuss me, my mother or my brothers again. He chilled out, just talked mean to my mom after but not in front of me. Discipline is one thing but the beatings were to much.

[@jamieleblanc7504]

I was 15 and put the gloves on with my Pops once. Once. Was out cold after laughing so fast my mom laughed her ass off at me when I got up. I Kinda forgot he used to fight for shits and giggles when he was in his 20's

[@SuperZbros]

I’ve loved my father all my life he’s my best friend, he was a serious badass when he was younger too, army for 24 years, 12 active duty 12 reserves, drill sergeant for around 15 of those I believe(due to his unwillingness to go beyond e7 I believe, could be a lower rank anyone in the military can correct me if I’m wrong) , he did not want to become a paper bitch) anti artillery the rest of the time. Benched over 300 pounds and could run 6 minute miles with ease…. I’ve play wrestled with him when I was younger and even though I may not have always won, sometimes 6 year old me would get the better of him and put him in a rear naked choke that he showed me how to do… I would always be so proud after I won calling myself crazy jack and he would always say “I can beat jack, but I can’t handle crazy jack he’s just too strong” I really fucking believed I had the ability to beat him, and he was the literally Superman to me, I’ve never had the inclination to fight him when I got older, I probably was able to handle him when I was around 16 (he was 53 at the time I have an old dad lol) by the time I was 19 It was obvious i would win a fight with him easily, not because I had gotten that much bigger his age just really caught up with him… I never had the urge to fight him once, for me personally the thing that changed is my mindset, if we ever get into a bad situation whatever it may be, I need to protect him, not him protect me, if there’s some type of labor that needs to be done around the house, I make sure I get it done as quickly as I can so my dad doesn’t do it, he’s old, and he’s proud, and he’s capable… He loves to do housework and he’s great at it, I let him everything by himself as long as it doesn’t require lifting anything I know is too heavy or awkward I will not let that mans pride break his back

[@retrosaurusrx]

Josh looks like a cross between Tosh and Dane Cook 🤣

[@borislav6561]

I love this story. I'm 35 and still can't take on my dad. He's a tough son of a gun 🤣

[@shewolf2584]

My older brother challenge my blood father when he was 17. My father let Will take the first swing, then knocked him out with one punch. When he finally came to, my father said, when ever you feel froggy, jump and walked in the house. My other 3 brothers must have learned from Will's mistake, as they never challenged him and Will never did it again! 🤣

[@zombiepresident7581]

My dad was a big strong scary looking dude who grew up in the hood. He moved away from the hood to protect us from the horrors he grew up in fighting for survival. He was accepted to West Point to play football. He chose my mom and a career as a teamster instead. He played semi-pro football in the 1970s, got a shot to play O-line with an NFL team. No one ever fought him. My eldest brother once tried to tussle with him when my brother turned 18. They weighed the same. My dad put him down like a toddler. It happened after my brother disrespected my dad, but followed it up by disrespecting my mom, which was unacceptable. After you see that level of domination and the way my dad's adult male friends and co-workers respected and feared him, you know better than to try anything physical with him. Imagine a 40-50 year old man who is 6'-6'1 and 235 lbs who can still run a 4.6 40-yard dash and easily lift his 200+ pounds over his head and throw it through the air. You don't mess with that guy. You call him "Sir" and do what he says. He was so traumatized from being abused when he was a kid that if he ever lost his composure and popped us on the butt for being bad, he would cry. He tried to get us to understand why physical violence was wrong. It was his last resort and only once he lost composure. He never hit me in anger, ever. It was always when he was disappointed and just reacted. He never caused me to cry or even bruise. It hurt him too much to hurt us. My brother forced my dad's hand after he insulted my dad and then mom, then attacked my dad. My dad didn't want to hurt him, so he just wrapped my brother up, put him on his back and held him there, in a dining room surrounded by glass dishes and China cabinets. He did all of this without rattling a dish. You don't see that and think, "Ah, I could take him." My brother is a selfish jerk who has mental problems. He is the only living person I know who has ever tried to have a physical confrontations with my dad.

[@daviddeckard800]

Having a wedding with your loved one, memorable. Having a wedding with your loved one... with 90 seconds of shenanigans, priceless.

[@erisgh0sted961]

If you're trying to break down a door, put your back against it, and mule kick the side where the knob is. It'll bust out the frame within like 3 kicks.

[@JulyDaGuy]

Do a back side kick. Works every time, 60% of the the time

[@kadianae]

My brother challenged our dad, a former marine, when we were young. The only thing dad said was, "Take your glasses off, son." I knew it was a bad idea right then, but he didn't. He figured it out really quick... he lost so fast.😂

[@TheSupernaturalWolf41]

No such thing as a former Marine.👊🏻 Semper Fi 🇺🇸

[@stephenhipp7859]

My son never tried to challenge me, which is probably one of the smartest things he's ever done.

[@c.w.8459]

Finally somebody with some sense in here I used to tell my kids I have one good one left in me and if you make me waste it on you I will take out every bit of anger that you have caused through your childhood on you, please don't make me waste this last good one on you please. We've never fought

[@RD-tf9ms]

Good to know he cared for your health 😁

[@moniqueengleman873]

Yep my kids are still "respectful" to me. They had a healthy fear of me. I was Mom/Dad/Provider/Safe Space. I just SERIOUSLY arm wrestled my oldest daughter (39 yrs) And I still beat her. I won 50 bucks on that one

[@andrewpierce1588]

Settle down, Steph. It’s a kid.

[@stephenhipp7859]

@@andrewpierce1588 he was fresh outta the corps Andrea.

[@ahabsbane]

I don't think I can break down a door, I know I can! From experience, first try, and it did not just go in, the was an explosion of splinters. It was glorious!

[@sined9379]

I listen to this story like 3 times a year and I still laugh every time

[@al1087]

Even at 69 when my dad was dying of cancer I wasn’t sure I could take him. I’m 6’4 260

[@Joe-my6go]

Learning that your dad is the stronger, older, and more experienced version of you is a lesson often taught bluntly

[@hbsavage0387]

My dad wasn’t the biggest man but I’d be checked into a psych ward if I were to try and fight him. Over 20 years of Rangers spec op experience and leading teams into combat zones that man would have put me 6ft under.

[@brandywine4000]

Best answer ever. I loved my Daddy dearly. He could be very controlling and he at me one night in an argument. Being a certain age, I decided this time I would no longer back down and didn’t. I matched him blow for blow. As his daughter, every second of this sucked BUT our relationship was never better after we healed this from this scarring. He’s been gone 21.5 years and I miss him daily. Don’t discount what those fights with your fathers can actually mean.

[@ericaandaiden6026]

Oh God, I love this story! I'm afraid my teenage son might be at this point in his life, and me being a single mom, I'm totally planning on doing exactly what your dad did. Cigar an all. Ha!

[@aaronpatterson2369]

This wont happen with you..

[@dsilverleaf4668]

Oh please record it and post it here🙏

[@maddyspinks]

I feel you, my son is only 19 months old and already almost a meter tall (a m is 3 and 1/3 ft) he is literally off the growth chart. His dad (who has never and will never be involved) is almost 6ft6in tall and going off the charts my son will be my height be the time he is 10. I need to get his behaviour in control yesterday lol 😂

[@erisgh0sted961]

He's gonna fight you so hard.

[@jamiemcdonald7283]

Love your work Erica, you made me laugh more that this video, 😆 😄 🤣

[@spencerpalmer4091]

I fought my dad at 17. I won. One of my biggest regrets.

[@Emjv13]

Why?

[@rrrr6863]

Unless your father is a POS, no son worth anything should see their father as below them. It's not right, I know how you feel. One time after I was 26 my dad was pretty angry with me... Holy shit... I can't even remember why...😢.... anyway I grew up wrestling competitively and at 26 i was in the best shape of my life and HUGE. So he yelled at me and I yelled back and got in his face. I watched him step back and was immediately ashamed. My dad is my hero, and I learned that day that I was an asshole and needed to work on myself. So glad I didn't hit him 🤦‍♂️🙏

[@tanner1602]

No one wants to see their dad in a low place. It’s a tough lesson both parties have to learn.

[@rrrr6863]

@@tanner1602 10000% correct

[@VeganVampire.]

@@rrrr6863 It's great that you were able to take a step back and not get physical and realise you needed to work on yourself. A lot of people don't have insight into themselves. It's good for you and a great way to honor your father to improve yourself and be a better person. Hope you're having a good day 👍

[@TheLionsDenGamingChannel]

A1 comedy, I was 13 when I tried to fight my dad. Got one punch in and the rest was old man strength rag dolling a scrawny teenager. Learned my lesson that day lol. Rip pops, love you and miss ya.

[@KegstandOG]

You describe my childhood! Growing up was all about prankin and jumpin the shit out of each other. My ol lady was the OG prankster of the neighborhood. Brings me nothing but great memories!

[@natejames2436]

7:20 That would the most epic dodgeball game ever 😂

[@vicvict4172]

Realist lesson in life . He pulled 50 jokes out of it . Nice

[@reidgregory8069]

At 19 my son thought he could take me. I made him agree to no head shots, because I didn’t want to hurt him . He never threw a punch and was laying on his back in 15 seconds

[@TheRaissarenee]

“IM HUNGRY” is so funny kids are so simple 😂😂😂

[@michaelarrington988]

my dad had that superhuman dad strength and was a large man and very quiet. I seen him tighten lugs on a car so tight the impact at the service station wouldn't take it off. I wasn't fighting that no way no how.

[@nadjasunflower1387]

fun fact...you can break lugs with a 4 way hand lug wrench quicker than a lug gun can. most of them are generics rated at 80 - 90 ft lbs, the better ones are only up to about 120 ft lbs. high quality ones go higher and ( if it's still around ) the thunder gun goes up to 500 ft lbs. most places use torque sticks or torque wrenches to finalize the tightening process to specified specs. reason being if every lug isn't within a couple of ft lbs of each other that creates hot spots in the disc, which results in the disc warping.

[@richbrazee5054]

Amazing to see how he has changed and greatly improved as a performer. One of my favorite comedians for sure

[@joehayward2631]

Lol the thing about my dad he was a real cowboy. He grew up on the ranch he was tough, not tall but super strong. My older brother about 14 feeling his oats call our mom a female dog. Dad kicked the crap out of him. None of us ever again said anything bad about mom. My dad did tell me yrs ago how he threw spankings and punishments put the fear in the back of our brains. I'm so glad My mom and dad adopted me and my 2 other brothers. They were always there for us no matter what. Where I was suppose to go my life would be so different.

[@dougcarlson2573]

"I'll let you know when I have a bad idea" is going into my arsenal.

[@todddenio3200]

Me and my 2 next older brothers never even thought of trying to fight my dad. We learned from my oldest brothers mistakes. Dad let my oldest brother start with the first swing. My brother started his punch and when he was about 1/3 of the way through his swing my dad made his punch and before my brothers punch got 3/4 of the way to connect with dad, my brother was knocked out cold before all 225 lbs of him hit the ground 6 ft away from where he had been standing. The following year my dad and one of his friends were sitting in a bar that was empty other than someone sitting in a booth at the darker rear area of the bar when the local college football team walked in and thought it would be funny to make these 2 "old men" move and take their seats away from them. Dad's friend told them they need to learn some manners and to show respect to their elders. Those college punks got mouthy and asked who is going to teach them manners old man? Are you going to do it? Dad and his friend looked at each other and dad asked his friend "Should we?". His friend said yes and both of them stood up. Those 2 "OLD MEN" had the entire football team laid out cold in a flash then say down to finish their drinks. Neither of them even got hit but blocked every punch thrown at them. They left once they finished the drinks. The only other customer in the bar---the one who was hiding in the dark booth? My 2nd oldest brother. He said he had never seen anything like that before or since that day.

[@fastimpala2015]

I grew up with a family of five brothers, and my father boxed golden gloves in the Navy, and every Saturday night we used to slide the furniture out of the way in the living room, and in square off, he taught us how to box. You start from the youngest and you work your way up. But you never passed the one that was older than you the natural pecking order. But every once in a while, you gotta treat you gotta throw down with the old man! At 50 to 55 years old, he used to beat the stuffings out of everyone of us, openhanded!!!

[@wasabishake4649]

Dude, sharing this skit again only made appreciate it even more. Keep up the good work, you are hilarious.

[@ElrondKaresh]

Lol dude... Reminds me of the time my dad dipped the filters of my cigarettes in some oil to ruin them and I swung on him. 6'7, 250lb man grabbed me by the neck and threw me out the front door lmao

[@Ejost9]

"ill let you know" 😂

[@nobrainactivity5749]

I couldn't stop laughing at the guy laughing like "hoa hoa hoa hoa"

[@fredrickcuriosity6368]

I’m about an inch or so taller than my dad. I challenged my dad’s authority at 14 and he legitimately grabbed me by my shoulders (which he had to reach up to do), LIFTED ME UP, and pressed me against the wall and got in my face. I don’t remember what he said, but I never fucked with him ever again. “I’m Taller” is less effective than “I’m your dad”. Love you pops.

[@jonathanjacobs7063]

I still remember the sound of the dogeball 🤣🤣🤣

[@MalcontentFlower]

Dogeball!!!

[@hotrod347]

I was 16, drunker than a skunk, came home from a buddy's late night party, walked up to my stepdad, and spit in his face.....told him to go screw himself...I went for a right hook, missed. He grabbed me by my lower part of my throat, and pile drove me into the front lawn. The man was a Nam vet. I messed with the wrong guy that night. My mom just sat back and laughed as my head hit the ground and the wind was knocked out my chest. I never challenged him again. I miss that man bad. He was a good second dad to me. Now my dad real dad, I've gotten into some serious shouting matches over the years, but never once challenged him to a fight. My old man in his younger years knew how to handle himself. All I ever heard was...."don't challenge me boy"....not once have him and I come to blows.

[@54BiZZuRKS]

I’ve broken down 3 doors… You just kick them at the lock.

[@OldSneelock]

Depends on if the door opens in or out of the room your in. If it opens in you can kick all you want and the door has to be broken to open. Hollow core doors can be kicked in the center and it will punch a hole eventually. Solid core door opening in? Go through the plasterboard wall. That door isn't moving.

[@malcolmr3]

I was 16 years old and came in one night just hammered. I tried to sneak in quietly and managed to trip over the dining table and landed on my arse, waking up the whole house. My mother came out of their bedroom and was reading me the riot act to which a said shut the F up. My dad came out and said don’t ever talk to your mom like that. I stood up and said I’ll whoop your old… the next thing I remember was waking up on the front porch ~30 minutes later locked out of the house. The really sad part was that my bedroom was a converted back porch and I didn’t even have to go in the house to get there, in fact the only door was from the outside. Goes to show you I was not only not a badass but I was just SOOOO stupid. I really miss my parents. ❤😂

[@danielstrother2494]

My old man nipped it in the bud at 14. Grabbed me by my shirt in front of my buddy and lifted me up against the wall. Asked me if I thought could kick his ass. Lol. Genius move, that held him over till I was old enough to not want to out of respect. There was a little window in there that coulda got messy had he not done that. 😂

[@Undertaker67203]

My father caught my fist in his hand and just shook his head. No fight needed after that

[@jackparmenter2649]

When you think that your ready just remember those work boots that were new a couple months ago and the endurance your old man is gonna have when he wraps those giant bratwurst he calls fingers around your neck.... Your never ready LMAO

[@troyboody9985]

Love that sound when you tattoo somebody with those red rubber balls. PING!!!!😵‍💫

[@rustysm8080]

I never fought my dad. Proof? Im still here. 😂

[@greenphantomog]

2:40 when the edible kicks in

[@JoshWolfComedy]

Family Tussle: kzbin.info/aero/PLEEL3P_7vtEBDVV6P1u0dUU95BBnL1EPL

[@dsilverleaf4668]

Why did u repost this story, sir. Tbh I don't mind, its a fookin great story eh. But.... wtf dude. Where's the new content please.

[@sleek86]

i mean i dont know if im proud of this but i have run through many doors,,, we had to break into our house because roomates locked us out

[@Ra7111]

No offense brother, but you had no business fighting in the first place. I'm sure your father and brothers would agree

[@nonyabuizneas]

Parents today are often criticized for being too soft, but hitting kids doesn't make us tough - it just shows bad parenting. And let's face it, some people have turned bad parenting into yet another piece of their new religion of fighting culture wars. But hey, you were more than happy to help stutter laughter prompt the audience into knowing this is a safe space for such jokes. 'Ha ha ha, bad parenting, funny, do more! Ty for making the world a better place!

[@Ra7111]

@@nonyabuizneas 😂

[@Slamdunkin340]

2:05 knocked me out of my chair 😂😂😂😂😂😂 5:52 killed me 15:00 I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😅😅😂😂😂 18 53 Wedding videos 😂😂😂😂😂

[@JoshWiggs]

So stoked to see you live finally. Looking forward to your show in Baltimore

[@MegaKat]

I went blind at 38, but I wrestled varsity for four years and did a year of pro training, grew up scrapping because my mother beat me all the time like Ike on Tina. I taught my 3 boys to fight. When I'd been blind for avout 3 months, my 17 year old actually shoved me to the floor. His mistake was following up while I was still on the ground. I threw him into a cradle easily, tagged him twice but not too hard, then rolled up and out. It was all done in less than 60 seconds. His brothers finished him because he'd committed the cardinal sin of hitting his blind mother. They still won't let him live it down.

[@Thevoicemasta]

6:45 “they didn’t raise themselves” oh yes the f*ck we did!!! That’s the hole problem 😂😂

[@billdershem6714]

And apparently educated themselves as well.

[@jakecarpenter397]

Nah, the Ipad did, don't get to big lol.

[@masterwrench4252]

I was having a "Meh!" evening, tilll I saw this. Laughed my azz off. Thank you!

[@AMJDG]

My oldest son and I used to wrestle quite a bit until he turned sixteen (I was 36) and grew taller and heavier than me ) he takes after my father's tall, big boned side of the family - I take after my mom's short and lean side of the family. One day he managed to get me in a grip that I just could not get out of. He had his full weight on my back and his arms locked around my chest. I had to call uncle. I never wrestled with him again. Today, he is 26 and I just turned 56. He is 5'11" and I am 5'7" - he weighs upwards of 240 lbs. and I'm 190. I have a great body guard if I need it... 😀

[@johnnymonsters9717]

Should have taken Judo

[@tylerkinley268]

He was 16 and you were 36... Now he's 26, but you're 56? I'm trying to figure out the math but it makes my head hurt.

[@AMJDG]

@@tylerkinley268 I am usually great at math but he was actually 16 and I was 46. We are now age 26 and 56 respectively...

[@DD-oi3vh]

I used to keep my son in check, til he outgrew me at 11 years old😂 Thankfully he’s the best guy ever, and is very much so, our family’s body guard... I’m 5’0 100lbs... he’s 6’1 around 280, & still growing 😂

[@tylerkinley268]

@@AMJDG I wasn't trying to nitpick or anything but small things like that are like a tic with me.

[@rickg758]

My brother at 19, being a bad ass on the street doing pretty good on with his peers, challenged my dad. Pops boxed in the navy for 8 years. Brother took off first but didn’t have enough behind it to drop pops. Long story short, bro never did that again.

[@hackedit4u]

Damn you Josh Wolf, you made me laugh so much...

[@FamilyManMotley]

I fought my son the day before he turned 16. He was upset and shoulder checked me trying to get past. Now keep in mind my son is 16 and a wrestler. Me I'm 22 yrs older with a bad back, bum leg, and bum shoulder all from military injuries. I pushed him outside and told him to calm down. He tried to push past me again. Now he's 140lbs and damn near solid muscle, I'm 350lbs. He swings on me I dodge and grab him. I slam him against the car. I keep him there until he calms down. After he calms down and goes to his room I go to my room and damn near break down in tears because my back was not ok. He never tried me again.

[@jeffnorris211]

My dad was a carpenter, laid bricks for a living and barrel chested 5 11 200 lbs. for never actually lifting weights the man was an OX

[@johnclaudetaylor5224]

My old man was built like that. Always lifting awkward heavy stuff at work. Built like a truck

[@kowski9477]

I was 12 being a smartass and dad asked me if I thought I could kick his ass, naturally I said yes and outside we went . He stood there and said "well come on " I ran at him and I'll never forget the power he had when he literally picked me up and gorilla slammed me on the ground knocking the wind out of me extremely bad . He just kneeled down real close to me and said " now , when you come in you best change your attitude" and walked away. I absolutely agree with him doing that. Looking back I was a smartass jerk and after that I toned down alot and wasn't so quick to speak my mind.

[@Björnvar]

My kids, unfortunately for them, didnt get bigger than their old man, whom was a soldier and gravedigger. They get rowdy, they get reminded: “I brought you into this world, I can sure as shit take you out of it too” I still wait for the day that escalates past that lol.

[@McBandycars]

17yr me tossed my dad through an old metal computer chair, cussed him out and moved out. Best choice I ever made.

[@coachgillypinheiro7200]

Damn. Great story telling and funny😂

[@hawkshot867]

A great summary of any family fight... Mom wins, even when she's not fighting.

[@stacii.9]

I do not have kids but I laughed so hard at this 😂😂

[@Troublesome-one]

That one person laughing in the background is DRIVING ME CRAZY!!! You all know who I'm talking about!!!

[@uadimwit]

My nephew decided to try to wrestle with my dad when he was 15. Dad was in his 60s... Didn't turn our well for the youngster. Old dudes figured our BJJ before it was cool.

[@MuFu23]

I was like 5 when I started trying to fight my dad. Luckily he didn't do what his dad did, or I'd probably be dead. They made 'em out of tougher stuff back in the day.

[@christopherwedemeyer2993]

Dad has watched you grow up. He has seen & noticed stuff about you that you don't even know. He will own you before you know what day it is.

[@BryanJ.Covert]

My "FATHER was a W W l l , war hero , PERIOD !!!!! He fought in Africa, Sicily , D-Day Omaha Beach second wave , France , Belgium ,Germany , PERIOD !!!!! 1942 to 1945 !! Yeah if you had half-a-lick of a freaking brain , you didn't even on God's green earth attempt to think to swing at this 300 SPARTAN MEN rolled into one " MAN " , the thought itself might kill you . Twice in my life I witnessed two different dudes get frisky with " DAD " , and just looked at them and asked them " How would you like me to come over there and shake a turd out of you " .. They left before he actually finished the question , it was the funniest thing that I ever witnessed . One time he looked at me and said , " Who broke the window in My garage " ? My dumbest response was " I don't know " , not.knowing my mistake of a younger brother had already ratted me out , My "FATHER " was 30 feet away from me , I saw him start to make a move and I turned and bolted . I got maybe 30 feet , and I heard this whisper in my ear that said " don't slow down " I almost pooped myself , it was all down hill from that moment on , no more lying to my "FATHER " never ever forever !!!!! I ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY UNEQUIVOCALLY BELIEVED HIM TO BE GOD REINCARNATED !!!!!

[@godvibesonly7137]

My pops slapped me to the ground one time for not mopping. I don’t even remember it, I just remember being on the ground looking up. 😂😂😂😂 I would never try and fight my pops. They called him boneyard back in the gap for a reason. Real street fighter

[@KL0WNK1NG]

When I was 16 and full of hormones and thinking I was pure genious, my old boy and I got into a proper heated arguement and it ended in a couple of blows from me, he never sent any back. We spoke a few weeks after it happend and he said "you got a decent shot on you but you know why I didnt swing back" that shit learnt me better then any punch wouldve those years. Forever respected him more after that day even as a young fella. Rest easy my hero, miss ya dad.

[@prauwnsauce]

As silly as it sounds this makes it hurt a little more growing up without a father figure. The ability to do stupid shit like this and the man still has to love that poor boy.

[@napiersh1]

I feel for you. My father is gone now, but one thing I can always cherish about my life is my relationship with him.

[@SqueedilyD]

No, not the dodgeball! That was my favorite game when I was a kid. I was bullied relentlessly every single day and the asshole teachers didn't do anything about it, but every time I stood up for myself they sent me to the principal because "you know better". Dodgeball was the only way I could get even without getting in trouble!

[@Leann68]

Never heard this guy before and I just got cussed out by my entitled spoiled 24 year old son .. I kicked him out and started to cry 😢 and this guy made me laugh 😂so hard I sent this to my 3 older sons.

[@thomasandersen5349]

I fought my dad 2x in my life, once after puberty and he couldn't keep whooping my ass. He swung, missed, and he is a big guy, he lost his balance, and soI hip tossed him and ran away (the first time). I wanted to so many times in my life, but I knew, if I kicked His Ass, the whole relationship dynamic would change. Well, 2nd time I wasn't prepared, my father came to my pad, banging on my door, something about needing me to do something him, nothing serious. He rushed me after I said, "Whoa, whoa, calm down, this is just paperwork." He replied, " Don't whoa me, you have to do this paperwork." I laughed at how serious he was, it was just a form for a business we used to co-own, a 5 min job. As soon as I laughed, he lost his shit and rushed me. Now, at this point I'm 40, and have belts in multiple martial arts, judo, jiu jitsu, boxing, kick boxing, and tae kwon do... I side stepped him, held his arm, and said, STOP. He was so shocked, he just turned away after a dramatic staredown pause, and walked away. Then he called the cops on me and said I attacked him. Now, instead of me being careful to avoid violence, because I'm trained and 40, he's 72 and not trained since he left the Army 35-40 years ago... I'm in handcuffs at the station, trying hard, explaining he rushed me, and that I didn't want to send an old man to jail for a fight that never really happened, told them he rushed me and I sidestepped and held his arm, told them I said, "Stop," so they were like, we'll put this down as mutual combat, nobody's hurt, and then shockingly, the cops actually drove me home. Moral of the story: Never fight your father, unless he's, for example, physically abusive or worse. Otherwise, you'll change the father-son dynamics... for the worst usually.

[@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206]

18:22 When do WE get to see this video?? 🤞

[@CMP719]

I remember when I was younger, well 20s young, my pops thought he could do something. My wife and I went on vacation with him and his wife, we went down to the pool, out of nowhere he trys to wrestle me, I scrambled and caught his ass good and picked him up cradled like a baby. He learned a lesson that day.

[@TheMvkol]

When i was in the 3rd grade my parents (Santa) got me a Xbox 360 and i loved it, but as the rest of the school year panned out my older sister began to enjoy it when I was at sport practices. But when the season ended i would go straight home, and discovered that my sister wasn't fond of me playing it so she would run home to beat me to my room, and I also was not fond of that. So as she locked me out of my room, I went to the end of the hall lowered my shoulder and ran full speed at my door, busting it off of the hinges and tearing the lip for the door out of the wall and causing the door to slam my sister to the ground and a break my stereo. It was a win win situation though. i now have a hilarious story to remember and i felt like a man that day lmao

[@anthonyclose6992]

Had to take out my own dad, he was real drunk, couldnt handle a little honesty and he let words get to him, he called police and i tried to tell them he swung on me because hes intoxicated but i got a charge for assault, cops never breathalyzed him, he was clearly drunk, idk why tf they thought i was guilty of just fucking up my dad for no reason, grantid we had alot of differences in opinions and views on the world as a whole, he was still and still is my best friend, even after our falling out, we get along with eachother to this day, i think he learned his lesson