CRAZY Stories About Raising My DAUGHTER | Josh Wolf Stand Up Comedy

Raising a daughter is hard, but raising MY daughter is especially hard! Ha! Check out some of my best bits about being a girl-dad.
Have you ever raised a daughter? Let me know your stories in the comments!
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[@duellegend71]

Hugging the kid she beat up and whispering “ you’ll win a fight some day too “ is such mobster energy LMAOO Like she’s about to put him at ease into a false sense of security before the blow that ends his manhood at a VERY early age😭😭😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀

[@djcole187]

"You'll win a fight some day" - LOL!!!! Bad ass!! HAHAHAHA!

[@kaylaray5636]

"You'll win a fight someday" Fucking beutiful! 😂😂❤

[@lorenbass]

You'll win a fight one day 😂😂😂😂😂 epic

[@hannahxx17]

"That's your closet, none of my business what happens in your closet'. Thats when you know you need the IMMEDIATELY check her closet because she is harbouring fugitives or running a cartel or something.

[@AngelsPieceOfPeace]

Wondered what tf was going on with Josh' return to YT....then I realised I still had x2 playback speed on 🤦‍♀️😂

[@squarley316]

I did that to a few eminem songs by accident and I'm like "Holy Shit who tf talked shit about Hailey again??????"

[@AngelsPieceOfPeace]

@@squarley316 😂😅😂

[@squarley316]

@AngelsPieceOfPeace dude I wish I were lying😂

[@AngelsPieceOfPeace]

@@squarley316 I'm gonna take your word cause just the thought makes me cringe hahaha

[@Mythicalbeast_KatieWilson]

​@squarley316 that's hilarious! 🤣

[@shymack9505]

😂😂😂 me and my husband woke up one morning at like 6 am to our eldest son in our room like lil bros down stairs….oh shit we get up run down stairs to find our youngest at the time (3years old) standing by our gold fish tank crying😂, we ask if he’s okay and we check him over, water all over the place . We calm him down and he finally tells us he ate the fucked I’m gold fish we just got and he’s sad because he wants his friend back😂😂😂 we had absolutely no words. We looked everywhere for that fish the cat wasn’t out and the dog was up with us he ate that damn fish and then got depressed he couldn’t get him back😅…… kids.are.DIFFERENT and not for the faint of heart 😂😂😂

[@lauragarza7585]

Thank you… had really bad baby fever for about a month and that just stopped it

[@CRIMSON-FLAME1]

That's hilarious 😂.

[@daydramerritt2824]

@@lauragarza7585😂😂😂😂😂

[@rope_goat]

I remember watching this guy talking about his kids when I was younger and now he’s doing stand up with his kid

[@jackijohnson3778]

I let dates meet my kids for a meal or a movie. I felt it was imporgant to see how my date tesponded to 3 kids😂 A few men i never dated again. My husband, on our 4th daye, showed my oldest how to fix his x box when it over heated. After dinner my 5 yr old daughter dressed him in a pink festher boa and painted his nails, he picked the color. My youngest son bounced on his knee a lot. My kids loved him from the start and he showed them great patience and acceptance. He never even dealt with little kids before. He got a 5th date. I did not shove him at my kids but as i got to know him he came for supper and after i put them to bed we watched TV. They did stresd him out at times, i tried to slowly introduce them 😂 If he stressed i just put a cartoon in for the kids and tae him to the other room to chill. Talking about your next date or the next weekend or his work helped him chill. 13 years later and he helped my oldest fix up his truck. He build fencing and fixed barns so my daughter could have chickens anx goats. He drove 6 hours through the night to puck up my youngest at a hospital 5 years ago. He has been helping that same teenager rebuild a pickup. Everyone does it theor own way but if the person isnt kid tollerant, i refused to give them more of my limited time. Why get attached then find out they cannt tollerate kids?

[@Some_Dude890]

I would believe other than the fact you can’t go a single sentence without misspelling something.

[@Jennifer-bv8hr]

"Your house sounds fun"2🤣🤣👏

[@asmith1050]

Okay but now she's using your/your family's celebrity and influence, spirit, stubbornness to save every dog, cat, sundry animal possible!! So clearly, Petco and puddy tats for the win!! I enjoy the family stories quite verily and I thank you for sharing them!!

[@be24203]

the finding the wife in the closet is exactly how i found my brothers mom lmaooo my dad would have her over when i went to bed and one time i woke up early from my nap and they were in his room hanging out so hes just like "this is your new step mom" wasnt how he wanted me to meet her lol

[@Neonic13]

0:54 I love the guy that immediately gets the joke 😂

[@bcjammer]

he proves humor is genetic 🤣

[@Smokey1977]

That Spiderman line was fucking awesome

[@FullTwos]

Just became a single dad. And this is the first time saying it "outloud" so heres to that..

[@kerrablue]

You got this!!

[@FullTwos]

@@kerrablue thank you, fuck this sucks

[@barbarasmith9842]

@FullTwos you got this! It does get easier and you will find the right one that will except you for you and will except your baby/ies

[@FullTwos]

@barbarasmith9842 I'm doing a lot better now, still sucks but I'm okay, like really now. Thank you for your words they help

[@TDog_kelley]

The gum story plot twist was crazy

[@thereapingsloth5665]

The hug after lmao

[@heavenlygothicgirl]

Look i wondered into some girly store at the mall once and i saw they had a line of ice cream cartons with legit ice cream flavors on the tubs with scoops to get it. I thought it was real so i took a scoop to get a small taste and spat it right back out.... It was makeup 😂

[@aftersexhighfives]

I would have made the same mistake😂😂

[@BornNoU]

No wonder his daughter is extraordinarily strong, she has a big brother AND a little brother, she had to be! lol ask me how I know!

[@stephaniewhite7512]

Single mom of three daughters here, this just made my day. 😂❤

[@RockandRollsince1992]

You either be dead by tomorrow or never be sick again your entire life 😂😂😂 that's the whole purpose of chewing table gum isn't it 😅

[@CRIMSON-FLAME1]

Im 33 currently my dad 53 and he was single farther. My younger brother as a baby used to play in the dog shit and my dad would get on to him and then he would cry and me my older brother my half brother and sister would crack up. My younger brother was super young when he used to do this. He thought it was Play-doh and he would put the dog shit the play-doh toys lmao.

[@shawnshawnmoviereviews]

Hi I fell for the cookies at Petco at 45! LOL

[@thegrasslands4187]

THE GUM! oh guys the horror. You don't even understand. My son went through a phase where he would look for gum out in public under benches and tables, just everywhere. I don't remember exactly but I think he might have been 4 or 5. So many times I caught him trying to pry off the gum. I don't think he ever actually put any in his mouth because I always caught him. We had so many fights about the gum! I remember one time I got so exasperated and was telling him off and he was like, "But you won't buy me any gum! This is the only way I can get gum!" Oh, so much horror. I was so glad when he outgrew that.

[@mrscatlady912]

If I had a stranger in my closet, my son would tell every person on this green earth

[@instant98]

On GOD!😂

[@tazzyanderson1192]

This is so pure and wholesome!!! I am just watching it on repeat to make my day. You and my dad would get on so well!

[@Ashyneezs]

Pure joy on my face when I listen to Josh’s story’s

[@ArcFallOrder1919]

Josh your the GOAT, I enjoy your stand up. Too bad you couldn't perform in Michigan

[@StLsalsagirl]

Your daughter is my kind of girl!

[@parkervill01]

We need more of Josh and Jacob!! So many laughs!!

[@minnesotaman3]

Those Petco chocolate chip cookie dog treats tasted good

[@JuniperJupiter23]

The ginger snap ones are really good too.

[@Ophelia_Pain]

@@JuniperJupiter23 I seriously want to try one now.

[@thehala6979]

We missed you!

[@aidinpippippenger9907]

I chewed restaurant gum, too! Branson, MO 1984!!!

[@MsKristiansen]

😂 Never had restaurant gum but my dad told me they chewed tree resin during or post WW2 so I tried some, Oslo Norway, 80’s. Don't recommend.

[@Charles36.]

His daughter reminds me of my sister lol

[@crptnite]

What's really funny is how nobody bats an eye at a mom having to buy her son a jock strap.

[@nlvghost4207]

Great compilation, hope Jacob keeps at it and expands into his own form! I take yt as it gives it, hopefully the algorithm will show me some of your stuff in the future! Thanks for the vid Josh

[@matthewsteele3389]

Making Mrs. Potters closet cubby more homely… No Snitch K…!!😂😂😂

[@nickjack1936]

Man! His son and his own voice sounds exactly the same it's crazy

[@CampingCarlUwU]

oh my god he is back I was just thinking about him the other day

[@danlux4954]

“Your house sounds fun” 🫷🏻

[@CRIMSON-FLAME1]

Lol legit best part.

[@lovelymess1019]

Joshua.... I used to keep those 'petco' cookies in a jar when I was manager of a major industrial supply company for customers that brought in their pets. One of my salesman couldn't keep his hands out of them. Apparently, they're pretty delicious. 🤷🏾‍♀️

[@melindapentz7729]

way to go dad

[@NatalieRayne]

"Restaurant gum"...noooooooooo🤢 And then.......I totally pictured your wife curled up at the bottom of your closet when I first heard you talk about it, never a walk-in.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sanityunfiltered2162]

Those petco cookies were actually just like chocolate chip cookies used to bug the shit out of our ma when we'd give one to the dog then eat one.

[@johannas4781]

Omg haven't seen you since corona!! Missed ur videos!

[@gritskennedy5007]

Your son is handsome funny and charming a real cool dude like his pop!!

[@bcjammer]

buy a brah…wait till “nah I need heavy flows” please be pads please be pads…GD IT it’s not pads

[@LAURACLE22]

I didn’t know he has a daughter!

[@chocolatefrenzieya]

I love this girl!

[@d.w.stratton4078]

9:33 Instant trauma hahahahaha

[@lisamills7055]

Petco vanilla creme cookies are delish. Each of my dogs got one for being good when getting their nails trimmed and i did too!!

[@BenjySparky]

Josh,you rock! Peace

[@austinwinchester]

I let my daughter have a milk bone and she won’t stop asking for them

[@GenuineLhachwen]

There was a family friend that would eat them. As a kid I would sit with him and eat one with him. I still don't know to this day if he was just messing with me or really liked them. 😂

[@robertomendez187]

This is gold!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Irakli17]

HE BACK

[@Jennifer-bv8hr]

🤣🤣priceless! Can't make this stuff up!

[@carmensousa3735]

Please do a compilation for the boys too!

[@Lemongrab_]

That girl is a dawg💯

[@Wertfoo_The1st]

Thnx for making me laugh for years....than making something thats gonna make me laugh even more years. Yer like a hemaroid....a gift that keeps on giving!😅

[@jackson01357]

But some of those petco cookies are actually good 😂

[@voldsomkraftlee2815]

Your daughter is soo cool

[@spyderNJ75]

You continue to impress me.

[@TheOne-y8f]

Great show

[@jsbrads1]

When I was a kid, that was before eating out was as common, I remember going out to eat twice, we may have gone out two or three times until I was 20 maybe. After that point eating out was more common, we started eating out more.

[@lateefpou2986]

Ok ok sir sir ir daughter sounds just like my god daughter who is 4 the size of a 7 year old. The I.Q. of a prolific hitman lol. The mouth of a 20 year old that has a great job and doesn't live at home. And oh yes the strength of a Titan lmao. I call her Todzilla. Love my baby

[@Allystargirl]

TODZILLA I LOVE IT 😂 my youngest sibling just turned 5, her name is blakely, we call her “Blakely the bulldozer” cause she doesn’t f around LOL

[@lateefpou2986]

@@Allystargirl lmfao

[@Reneesaidit]

Restaurant gum 🤮

[@2Jointz]

With great power comes great responsibilititty lol

[@flamingmonkeyxii]

And yet, no cameo?

[@annacaligan8352]

Razil and little pup is back baby!! I hope the voices in Razil's can be silenced or at the very least dealt with.

[@hurricaneheather1420]

Much love Fam

[@nativeca7356]

Snickerdoodle

[@Emotional-Support-Demon-Sarica]

4:15 TERRIBLE AD PLACEMENT! I NEED TO KNOW WHERE THE GUM CAME FROM NOW!!!

[@Jettnround]

Brings a totally different meaning to coming out of the closet!

[@starchylde4538]

🤣🤣😂

[@corystark8199]

So question your coming to Ohio to funny bone soon, are u both gonna be there?

[@user-yq4zy7tk5s]

No we don’t work together at Nike. BYE YALL

[@joemcatee4162]

I was a big fan of Josh's until he started including his son in all of his work. His son is not funny at all. He is just like any other 20 something year old and really doesn't have any mic skills or comedic timing. Not sure why Josh insists on including him. Nepotism I guess?

[@qwertyrobot1]

or the fact that he is actually a good comedian, and an insanely large amount of ppl would disagree with your take

[@asmith1050]

First of all, I hope you don't have kids, siblings or friends and I'm sorry your parents sucked... 2nd of all, aside from apparently your life, generally when someone grows up in a field of study and develops a knowledge, connections and exposure to the field and learns from the experts in it, they have the unique advantage of senior expertise with the advantage of a new, young mind who's not quite cynical but is wiser and has both an insider and outsider point of view, so as they've grown up with it, been exposed to it, studying it for x amount if years, who wouldn't give their kid/loved one a chance after they've displayed a shared passion and a noted aptitude from a litany of experts?

[@noteworthyinsignificance]

Wow, were you high when you wrote this? Every young person has to practice their craft and has misses at times. But Jacob is funny. You're just a hater...

[@chr1sj151]

Sounds like a hater!

[@prospect689]

have you ever considered that him and his son value it as their bonding experience

[@Gumptious743]

Shocked he hasn’t dragged her on stage to extend his hackish career. One of the worst comedy performances I’ve even seen live