[Song] Bathroom Song

Lyrics are below here in the description, as well as in the closed captions of the video.
A friend heard "Backroad Song" while on a road trip, misheard it, and asked "Bathroom Song?"
This is what happens when people give me ideas. Don't do that, for your own safety.
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Spicy foodstuffs eatin' up my insides
Waddle mixed with a frantic run
Gotta clench hard, keepin' it in, not jumpin' the gun
I see the doorway to my relief comin'
Not a single person in line
Bust on in, I'm cuttin' it real close but, thinkin' I'm fine
I got the trousers down
No one else around
Singin'
Poo-oo-oo~
Lettin' it all out 'til the pain is gone
Poo-oo-oo-oo~
Sittin' tootin' out my bathroom song
I feel relief comin' over me
As I squeeze it out, noisy and strong
C'mon, c'mon, sing along, sing along
To my bathroom song
Poo-oo-oo~
Poo-oo-oo-oo~
Couple minutes and it just keeps comin'
Deuce goes down, the water comes up
The room smells like a bucket of cheese has just been cut
I got the trousers down
No one else around
Singin'
Poo-oo-oo~
Lettin' it all out 'til the pain is gone
Poo-oo-oo-oo~
Sittin' tootin' out my bathroom song
I feel relief comin' over me
As I squeeze it out, noisy and strong
C'mon, c'mon, sing along, sing along
To my bathroom song
Poo-oo-oo~
Poo-oo-oo-oo~
I freeze up when I hear the door squeakin'
Echo of footsteps
They get in a stall, I hear their pants fall
And then they start up singin'
Poo-oo-oo~
I can hear them singin'
Poo-oo-oo-oo~
Poo-oo-oo~
Lettin' it all out 'til the pain is gone
Poo-oo-oo-oo~
Sittin' tootin' out my bathroom song
I feel relief comin' over me
As I squeeze it out, noisy and strong
C'mon, c'mon, sing along, sing along
To my bathroom song
C'mon, c'mon, sing along, sing along
To my bathroom song
This is my bathroom song
This is my bathroom song
C'mon, c'mon, sing along
To my bathroom song
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[@robbie69xd]

Yes.

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[@JijitheSquid]

ew dude xD