SongByrd ASMR cringe that rots my soul

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Vids used in order:
Oreo: • ASMR OREO RACE MUKBANG...
Doritos: • ASMR DORITOS CHICKEN T...
Panda: • ASMR PANDA EXPRESS TER...
Pizza Sticks: • ASMR PIZZA STICKS MUKB...
Chili Dogs: • ASMR CHILI CHEESE DOGS...
Sushi: • ASMR SUSHI RACE MUKBAN...
Meatloaf: • ASMR MEATLOAF & MASHED...
Sushi: • ASMR 45 PIECE SUSHI CH...
Ramen: • SPICY RAMEN MUKBANG (N...
Pop Tarts: • Pop Tarts® Mukbang (Re...
Cake roll: • ASMR CAKE ROLL RACE MU...

[@mukkytea]

ty guys for support!!

[@willow1000]

Your welcome 😊

[@cruzsulai1]

how could we not support you. you're video's are great

[@lillyiscool565]

Just a little tip when you write sentences leave them there for a little while longer. I love your videos sm!!!

[@livsavenues]

Your welcome

[@NylaKelley28]

his names chuck not robert

[@swagballin653]

I will never understand why does she keep doing the sushi eating races when she knows that Chuck DOES NOT KNOW how to use chopsticks? She's clearly doing it just so she can easily win lmao

[@morganloop190]

He doesn’t even have to use chopsticks but she probably forces him

[@TheOfficeFan_3]

She can barely use chopsticks too lol

[@Amyisntcreative]

Tbh he should just use a fork like-

[@MrsJeon-bx7lt]

That's the point, she doesn't want Chuck to win so ofc she gonna forced him to use the chopsticks, even tho she knows very well as his wife that he can't use chopsticks that good. Yknow cuz she's so stingy and selfish lol

[@Amyisntcreative]

@@MrsJeon-bx7lt fr fr

[@Bb-bg8gf]

I hate food races. They are really unhealthy and can cause some stomach issues in the future. Also there is always a risk of choking to death. My biggest problem with Songbyrd races tho is that from other videos we know that Crystal suffered from eating disorders(or she still does which is sad and i'm not wishing anybody to go through this) and I really think that she is still binge eating while recording it. So #1 she is making content from potencial eating disorder that should be healed not exposed to internet. #2 She is pushing her eating disorders onto Chuck, which is hella toxic. #3 She is staying in a cicle of mental health problems that affect her whole life and family. She is basically using 100% of her time and energy on youtube. Their son did not even had his own room when they still had custody over him, because everything was stuffed with recording gear. SHE LOST A KID BECAUSE OF HER MUKBANG VIDEOS!!! This is a final sign that should finalize her youtube activity

[@my.lionart]

Wait, they don’t have custody over him anymore?

[@Bb-bg8gf]

@@my.lionart they don't. Some info from their relatives leaked out and their son is probably under his aunt care now. Well at leats he is safe. Cuz Crystal did not care to get informed where once Evan went on a trip for longer than a day or with who

[@sharieshields9417]

She still does binge. The erosion of her teeth from that has caused her to mispronounce her words and most foods is hard for her to properly bite and chew. You are so right! It is so sad for both chuck and their son but he has to understand her ED or he just ignores it.

[@Aysskz]

It’s really not that deep 😂

[@brainrot__]

​@@Aysskz It is though. It really is. She's ruining her life by constantly doing these videos.

[@J4CKRODRIGO]

she makes fake happy expressions over a food she's eaten 1000 times

[@-CrystiL]

120 likes and no replies is unacceptable it's been 1 YEAR

[@J4CKRODRIGO]

@@-CrystiL im still here too!

[@光と月完璧]

​@@J4CKRODRIGODammm

[@flowersforthedead5182]

Bizarre doesn't begin to cover what's happening here. This is a wild thing to see because of the filming. This is an almost dead bulimic savagely binging with her husband and filming it.

[@angelasalazar8278]

One of the oreos got stuck down her chin fr💀 and why does she sound like she's always choking😭💀

[@randomacclol-u7c]

idk why yall bullying about her chin like she cant help it, she couldn't "choose her chin" 💀yall fr dumbass

[@christinamariabarmpadi3435]

She is choking 💀

[@Just_King_Agrograss]

It is called greedy... she can't get the food quickly enough down, so she choke on it. Disgusting

[@angelthankgodforangels]

1:22- "All her meals look like school lunches"😭😂😭😂 Damn near fell out of my chair 💺😂

[@Sweettormentt]

it pisses me off during races that by the time she says GO, her hand is already half way into her mouth !!

[@swagballin653]

while I don't think it's okay to comment on someone's appearance I really have to say that she really needs to improve her makeup skills. The eyeliner and eyeshadow make her eyes look smaller and the fact that she doesn't do her eyebrows or lashes doesn't help either

[@missylou725]

And I think it would be nice if she actually did something with her hair besides straightening it. Some sort of hairstyle. She always wears it down, never even uses a headband.

[@JazzyTheGreat28]

Their kisses sound so disgusting 😭

[@DianeCee0]

She really does eat like a child

[@jenniferhazall6231]

You are hilarious… a Robert translator 😂😂😂. Keep making more!!!

[@kino8609]

i love your content it brings me so much joy

[@Sillay_Kid]

NO ACTUALLY, WHY IS SHE DIPPING HER CHICKEN NUGGETS IN SALSA😭

[@Ga_tor]

It was marinara, still gross tho 😭

[@hopeyourok.ৎ]

ketchup

[@doll7681]

@@hopeyourok.ৎ”>>>”

[@impostor_core]

@@hopeyourok.ৎother way 😭☠️

[@ryanrambo808]

“That’s too much goddamn sushi!” Killed me

[@AniahBenavides-gy8zk]

Why does it always look like she’s going to cry when she looses 😭

[@lunaaabug]

i always lose my shit when you call him robert and idk why it's just so funny

[@amind4u2]

Please, someone tell them /her that the mic should not be in the back of the throat....

[@Auafire]

Cutest intro everrrr

[@kyon-kyon-]

yeah i usually find these songbyrd parody channels’ intros pretty cringe but this one is sooo lovable

[@ApoloClemente-rv2pg]

4:10 that green lump looks like it has weed in it or something 💀

[@xunknōwnx8]

GREEN LUMP HAS ME CRYING 💀

[@AaronSaltzer]

Chuck picks up Crystal’s habits somewhat

[@naturaz_Archive]

0:17 the sounds 😂

[@your_future_boyfriend_reggie]

I keep losing my shit over “robert.jpg” lmfao, send help-

[@cgk08]

I thought his name is Charles 😅

[@UwU....o-o]

I thought it was Chuck lol

[@hema_playz125]

He is charles but people call him by other names

[@madiii-x8l]

@@hema_playz125 I call him shucky lol

[@ChexzMix]

@@UwU....o-othe fan base just collectively came together one day and chose to call him everything but Charles

[@missylou725]

Chuck is a nickname for Charles. Edit: I just now saw that the video called him Robert hahaha.

[@krafty_kelsey7900]

stop this is actually so funny i will definitely be watching your videos

[@FatChunk]

BYEEE HIS FACE AT 7:45

[@alexamarie9945]

Lmao. Robert.jpg 😂😂😂

[@danigaukel7776]

This video is how I found out that she does mukbang she has a channel where she sings

[@falucy]

Wtf "shes wearing makeup? She needed it" rude asf lol

[@sashahudson195]

i agree tbh and i don’t see people talking about it. she may not be the greatest but to talk about her looks about that is just rude. especially when she says don’t be hateful but that’s exactly what she’s doing

[@freckles71321]

The meatloaf looks like dog food with vomit 💀

[@TattedSavageXXTTV]

I wanna see her race Chuck but Chuck does literally nothing to see how she reacts

[@Remhad]

The way she’s seriously forcing the food down her throat and making herself choke and has a small mouth due to her teeth caving in makes me cringe the hardest. Her front teeth are so pointed outward that she can barely bite anything with her incisors… that’s why you see her bite with her molars…

[@voltage_rc6786]

LMFAO i love these videos dawg!!!! Keep at it! U just earned a sub!!

[@Yobobbo]

7:47 why she sound like she boutta give me a riddle for me to pass over the bridge

[@CamTheSigma]

Lmao this person needs more subs

[@hema_playz125]

Agreed

[@Rodent47a]

Why won't Chuck just break up with somber i don't understand 😭

[@redxgamer1]

Probably he can't

[@itiswhatitis7266]

They're married. While you might think it's a day to dress up and suck up all the attention, Some ppl take wedding views seriously.

[@Abdullah-vx6ze]

POV: you came her from VoxTea

[@mnokers6884]

The freaking thumbnail 😂

[@Black.Girl_Magic520]

"The glass is too heavy for robert" 😂😂 shes a terrible person but lets not talk about looks now Robert:"cause this over here is not my hands." Chuck got the whole squad laughing

[@Just_King_Agrograss]

That milk and Oreos... if anyone knows what an makiwara is, then you know what i imagined when hearing that greedy milk slurping sound!...

[@Expuntifier]

How do you eat that many oreos!? I’m 13 years old and I can’t eat alot of candy before I get tired of the same flavor! 😅

[@pluvluvowo5882]

Sameeee

[@jacobmiguelenriquez6647]

at 3:19 the fries looks so amazing for sure hhehee :D

[@morganloop190]

Song Byrd and Chuck reminds me of Amanda and wooly

[@fictionallove_2416]

Asmr is supposed to be calming and relaxing videos, instead she does race videos-

[@AaronSaltzer]

Looked like she was eating a combination of guacamole and mashed potatoes

[@minazzzuki]

Robert.jpg LMAO

[@Merve_is_here]

Songbyrds even shows us the food for 102910101 like how does she wants us to react like this “ OMG SHE IS EATING A BURGERRRRRRRRR” girl I’ve seen a burger 20199210 times in my life and all the other food songkkaka so don’t show it like we don’t see it Also love your vids mukkytea❤

[@Pixel_Bloom-p5u]

Love the video ❤

[@BaiXue27]

1:11 does she like look in the mirror before filming? her Eyeliner is smudged down over her entire cheek

[@Pixie-t1y]

Im just surprised that the meatloaf wasn't airfried.

[@finalfantasyfiendd]

why do you guys hate on her so much? not trying to be mean

[@Ihavenoideawhatthisevenis]

Looots of reasons. She lost her child due to being an unfit parent, (in many ways) and saying that he was a mistake. She put down perfectly healthy cats because she didn't want to care for them, or find them another home. Her constant food aggression, and greedy behavior. She constantly belittles her husband. She said that if she hadn't gotten pregnant, they wouldn't even still be together. She can't take any form of constructive criticism. She deletes any and every comment she slightly disagrees with. She treats food races if they are a life or death situation. She's ordered food from restaurants and tried to pass it off as homemade. She will do recipes from others countries,that are really simple,and she still manages to get it wrong. But also, the comments/tweets she's said in the past are shady AF. That's my guess honestly

[@ihihihi89]

@@Ihavenoideawhatthisevenis Okay besides the cat part why do u care so much? I don't understand the obsession yall have with making fun of her. She tries hard in food races....okay? like theres more important things in the world rn. She messes up a dish...okay? All of this is so dumb and honestly so rude. Yall are acting as if you have never done anything wrong in ur life

[@moniquer6114]

@@ihihihi89I’ve done wrong in my life but I’ve definitely never put down perfectly healthy cats nor neglected my child to the point of getting him taken away 💀 stop defending her, she’s disgusting

[@ritalucy8325]

Is his name really Robert, thought it was Charles

[@xoxoclaireeee]

it's not CHARLES it's CHUCK

[@yk.n1yah]

@@xoxoclaireeeeHis real name is Charles 😭 but songshit calls him chuck

[@DarioAlvarez-lx4ev]

Could you make one pointing out that ball thing on her chin I have never seen that on anyone one, and also the way she is soo perfect but can’t speak well, “Theeseth” (cheese), I can’t understand a goddamned thing. The eating noises are always turned down…don’t forget👁👁

[@MissPetty_05]

I wish y'all didn't make fun of her appearance, I understand the troll, but why make fun of her face etc, I enjoy the troll but when it comes to making fun of her appearance it bothers me, she just said she wanted to be away from drama and people went off at her and this why I think people are very sensitive nowadays

[@Gloomcalamity]

Haha, no

[@madiii-x8l]

Fr, she said she needed makeup. That’s just completely rude

[@MissPetty_05]

@@Gloomcalamity ur just a hater then, y'all probably don't even care about what's wrong and right, ur mind is full of hatred, have Jesus in ur life

[@MissPetty_05]

@@madiii-x8l ikr 😭 I felt so bad when she wrote that, the trolls are funny like the weird edits but this nah 😭

[@madiii-x8l]

@@MissPetty_05 yeah..

[@terriburns8174]

'Rots my Soul' DED DED DED 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Skunnt]

That makeup look she did was not working for her. I also have hooded eyes not as much as hers but that eyeshadow look doesn’t do anything for those of us with hooded eyelids and the eyeliner was too thick lol

[@msactor13]

Idk why she is like this, it’s clearly terrible and she’s dating someone’s dad like girl wyd 😂😂

[@msactor13]

@spoiledmilkcheese I have since found out, added to the cringe list lol

[@kristinreign8026]

School lunches 😭😂😂😂😂😂 its so true

[@faerieex61]

how many not my hand challenges are they gonna do

[@sashahudson195]

ok i know im like super late but i just saw this but like, its kind of wrong to say “she needs it” to her wearing makeup. i dont support her either and i love these videos but when your bio and intro is about not being hateful and saying something rude about her appearance is kind of hypocritical. no hate im just disappointed to see this!

[@salistakenn]

She does a few chews and then swallows😭🙏

[@vaughny0025]

bruh the milk has a yellow tint

[@ExotiicButter]

Please tell me that abomination was her attempt at making colcannon? 😩

[@Jo2ep]

I thought the meatloaf was a huge brownie lol

[@RebaMcImTired]

Chuck in the thumbnail💀

[@chloemoore4199]

New Subscriber To The Family

[@kickstxr]

who the flip is robert???

[@bethmbam4848]

I thought his name was Daddy Chuck

[@xXZomB_CatXx]

bro his name is chuck😭😭

[@Hello_kitty.327]

His name is CHUCK/CHARLES

[@melissacorrales-nd4ol]

Yea this girl is supa serious bout it. 😂

[@madiii-x8l]

Fr like girl it’s just a race it’s not like ur gonna win $1000💀

[@melissacorrales-nd4ol]

@@madiii-x8l deadass. 🤣🤣🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️ She goes extra hard. I only watch for the guy. He's more funny. She's doing It for sport. Lmfaooooooo

[@madiii-x8l]

@@melissacorrales-nd4ol lolll

[@miniatureBella]

I can't understand anything Robert says and English is my first language. What is that accent????

[@your_future_boyfriend_reggie]

Bro English is my only language, I only know a little German- I think the accent is brain damage from his wife’s cooking-

[@miniatureBella]

@ LOL

[@ILikeMyCheeseDrippyBruh21]

0:59 1:00 at these tiemstamsp (i think) i legit got a Ad for a Deodarnt thing idk for underarms ate they tryign to sya sombers stinky?

[@SANGSE031]

Imagine judging Songbyrd for the smallest things even when other mukbangers also do it💀

[@fiveIongnights]

LMFAO she's problematic, so it's okay. she's a grown ass woman and can handle a little criticism. It's done to other mukbangers too, like Nikocado and FoodieBeauty. It's not that serious lol

[@MngfR]

She’s in her 40’s? And she’s still biting like a toddler?

[@MngfR]

She’s got like baby jaw or something. Bad case of Marbled mouth 👄

[@Marshmallow_Trees]

Aw, dude. Don’t make fun of someone’s appearance. 😕

[@ElenaNaumovaa]

wtfff i love this channel lol

[@socialanxiety69]

really can’t get over how bad her eye makeup looks. the eyeliner style and the eyeshadow just makes her eyes look smaller and more beady looking. it would better if she tried out a different eyeliner style and spread out her eyeshadow more. definitely try to wing the eyeliner, start from the middle of the eyelid and work your way up.

[@deedeebeads]

Votex sent me here😂😂😂😂

[@Ihavenoideawhatthisevenis]

What video 😂

[@itsmegracie]

she is ursula just in a different body 🙁

[@Joshuaslatte]

Who tf is Robert 😂

[@Gia_rae]

Is this channel relatively new? I feel like we need some new and different content. Everything is repeats and like the others 😢

[@Paige10827]

No it’s older and fr.

[@babydoll19801]

So your channel is about making fun of people?

[@canrae]

Uhm this youtuber is songbyrd slander and I dont shame them because search up "songbyrd problematic!"

[@canrae]

On here

[@randomacclol-u7c]

@@canrae look at ur profile rn

[@daaaaaaaaaamiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan]

she neglects her own child, is racist, homophobic, and unhealthy. Maybe if you did your own research and learned about these things instead of ASSUMING.. you would probably be supporting channels like this. ✋💀

[@lazycatt287]

Not people just song Byrd

[@420alldayyyyy]

Ummmmm I eat buldak a lotttt and those look undercooked to me😅

[@ambershelton5218]

Robert😭

[@Pawwhallo178]

124

[@mayonags7746]

ur overly critical

[@impostor_core]

Wonder why? Songbyrd is a literal bad parent and even racist

[@canrae]

I hate songmid

[@madiii-x8l]

Songmid-😭✋

[@randomacclol-u7c]

bro u spelled her name wrong 💀🥸🙄

[@madiii-x8l]

@@randomacclol-u7c it’s prolly a joke- chill