SONIC FOR HIRE: S9E4 - "Sonic Vs X-Men: School of X-traordinary Idiots"

[@LowbrowStudios]

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[@setsers1]

Nice!

[@rocko7711]

I want your soggy biscuits

[@rocko7711]

Even after 9 seasons, this series is still incredibly funny

[@robbiewalker2831]

My only problem with this episode is that Jim said nothing about refusing to apologize; if anything, Tails should blame Sonic for encouraging the toxicity, just to make the cynicism a bit funny. Also, did Magneto just switch to the X-Men side?

[@erainmartinez8175]

well finally please do Disney characters next

[@TheAndrain]

"You started a prank war with the X-men?" is a line of all time.

[@zigfaust]

Things Peter Parker has probably said to Wade Wilson.

[@FatAngryStepDad]

''Petha i cant believe you started a prank war with the X-Men and put Joe in the hospital''

[@a.janeway7915]

With the FUCKING xmen

[@AshBlossomWorshiper]

Professor X bumping into a keg and causing a bottle to break followed by a semi-mumbled is way funnier than it has any right to be🤣

[@terrencescraperfield6232]

Funnier than D1ldo Claws?

[@nebuchadnezzar8683]

We *STILL* didn't get that "Marvel. Vs. Sega" Game In decades, and look how far we come now!

[@darkness5101]

That was meant to be a game?

[@ironmaster6496]

Seeing how things went i think Sega vs Image would have been a more appropriate title

[@playerstation5624]

Wait there was an idea for a marvel vs sega game?

[@cybercop0083]

Be grateful for that Shinobi vs. Spider-Man tease!

[@playerstation5624]

@@cybercop0083link?

[@Metalwabbit]

I love how Sonic being a character from the early 90s who never grew up makes a lot of his actions make more sense since that was the time everything was "extreme" or "edgy". It's a really fun meta joke intentionally done or not

[@KorgCrimson]

definitely intentional

[@DaBlueJay2001]

I remember catching the first few episodes of Sonic for Hire on my mom's PC like, 12 years ago, when I was 10 and desperately awaiting Sonic Generations, eager to get my hands on Sonic content. Now I'm 22 and this series has inspired me ever since, I even got to have my name in the roast! Thank you.

[@setsers1]

Those were the good old days

[@Green_Pix-L]

@Meat Head Shut up, dude.

[@GoldenKirby]

@Meat Head you clearly cared enough to comment

[@ShockwaveFPSStudios]

I was 6 when I first watched this series. And that was back when my videos are just crap.

[@SomeRandomDudeReviews]

@Meat Head you seem like the type of guy who never gets attention and is always ignored.

[@bruceygaming]

The classic X Men tune always puts smile on my face

[@Omega_Redstone]

Same

[@rafaelmauricio8000]

Always.

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

Ok

[@SegaUnofficialAccount]

X lacks Men

[@bluehedgehog123]

Sounds good

[@BigK13372]

Amazingly no joke of Sonic refereing to Cyclops as Donut Lord.

[@andret.1527]

I lost it when Sonic put that boot on Professor X's chair 😂🤣😂😂🤣

[@smugsneasel]

Man, this felt like a classic Sonic for Hire episode. I wasn't really feeling the arc as much as previous ones but this episode was great.

[@exileforever2508]

For me, season 8 was the weakest but this season is starting to be fun

[@bluehedgehog123]

Yup

[@nolmanimates3031]

​@@exileforever2508season 8 was absolutely filler but I hope things pick up again

[@MaxtronusPrime_]

Poor tails, soggy biscuits be the trigger word now for vomiting. Poor bastard

[@jonathanhowells7864]

Been a fan of this series starting from when there were only 4 episodes

[@michma121]

Sonic, "Woah! Standard rumble rules apply!" Xavier, "Of course! Sorry about that." Xavier, later that night, "Wait a minute!" Magneto, "Just realized didn't you?"

[@wdcain1]

The '90s theme sounds so good even as 16bit.

[@Omega_Redstone]

True, it is very iconic.

[@thepeternetwork]

I actually googled "soggy biscuit," and now I hate everybody who has had any kind of connection to this series, right down to the janitors.

[@niklas2933]

Every Brit who done boarding or any type of trip knows

[@Skoopbooppoop]

@@niklas2933 I’m grossed out

[@Ahinori]

I mean you can't hate em when you subjected yourself to it lol

[@thepeternetwork]

@@Ahinori Did you google "soggy biscuit" for yourself? No? Nothing further.

[@matcha6710]

​@@thepeternetwork i already knew what it was, what tf do you think the band "Limp Bizkit" was named after? Biscuits and Gravy? Actually, that technically applies here as well.

[@Grattenj]

It's so cool that you guys are still making these. I first watched the earlier seasons about a decade ago, so it's really awesome to see them still going! Nice work

[@Patzilla1999]

Thanks! Still waiting on more Morty Kombat, but this is still amazing to watch while I wait

[@kevinj.p.6277]

Me too

[@isaiah5048]

The prank war with the X-men was hilarious 😂😂😂

[@burge117]

Oh dear lord...soggy biscuits. I feel Tails. Some boys in high school were talking about trying it once...disturbing. Took me back 18 years haha

[@camwyn256]

Eh. It's honestly not that bad. I was expecting feces to be involved, especially with Tails' reaction, but there's not.

[@SensiofRabbitude]

I'm still unsure whether I should look it up. Then again cam's reply reminds me of a time in high school where the girls in class were reading one of their teen girl magazines during a quiet period and a number of them were like 'Oh gross' and 'that's disgusting' and so on. Of course us guys had to know what they'd read that was so gross but they insisted it was too gross and that they wouldn't tell us. Eventually they gave in, showed us guys and were like 'SEE, we told you it was disgusting!' but we were all like 'Is...that it? After that build up we thought it'd be much worse than that.'

[@burge117]

@@SensiofRabbitude In this case...I would say you are better off not knowing.

[@Diaphat]

Looked it up... don't do it. Not the nastiest thing I've heard of, but it's up in the top ten.

[@speks36]

This is killing me. Everyone has this over the top reaction to the mention of soggy biscuits. A part me wants to know so bad but another part of me is saying it's best not to know.

[@AngryLittleAmericansCartoons]

Prank War aside, Jim did start a Prank War with Special People with Special Strength. Should have seen that coming Never should have looked up Soggy Biscuits

[@justinlast2lastharder749]

The fact Limp Bizkit is a Joke of a Band makes more sense when you realized what they named themselves after.

[@iklantloin4593]

Love the amount of dedication put in your work...seriously underappreciated channel

[@ThrillaWhale]

This morning I woke up with the sun on my face. The clouds had parted, the heavens shined down. I realized it could only mean one thing: new Sonic For Hire episode was out.

[@justinlast2lastharder749]

So... you're Homeless?

[@tomokolovecraft3792]

@@justinlast2lastharder749 look at this windowless building having mother fucker.

[@delqjr]

I love this series so much. Prime moment in my childhood.

[@mattymiller5465]

Yooo I never thought Family Feud or the casino zone heists episodes would be topped. But goodness that whole episode was fantastic! Great job, guys!

[@johnburn8031]

Adding a like and a comment to feed the KZbin algorithm. 🙋🏻‍♂️

[@quarterzillion]

Same

[@luiserodriguezserrano4287]

Feed it!

[@RandomFella745]

Ok?

[@user-kj6sw3to4m]

Mew

[@NightShadow720]

I remember playing the classic X-Men arcade game back then. And also the early Marvel vs. Capcom games.

[@Xander_the_great]

“Was it over when the nazi’s killed Walter white?” 😂😂😂😂

[@EvilExcalibur]

For shame! Roy is THE boy! Also R.I.P. Tony. You were too beautiful for this world

[@Kinglucero2021]

Provolone tony deserves a golden globe I cant stop laughing the laugh and voice 😂😂

[@jonathanhowells7864]

I never thought that I wanted to see Tails vomit at a trigger word but I like that I do

[@NoeLoFi]

“I’m provolony tony and I’m bout ta die” 💀💀💀💀 even when he died he had bars

[@RentonElric85]

They just have to play the classic X-men theme music, including how the return cartoon will be out this year. Which turns out, it'll come out next year.

[@johnnyklebitzrevenge4793]

3:52 Don't stop him, He's Rolling

[@darianricks2050]

Time after time playing is just classic love it.

[@SnakeRoadComicsOfficial3677]

Nice that they included Magneto was apart of the X-men.

[@camwyn256]

Yeah. Pete Holmes Ex-Men series did too

[@jemiebridges3197]

Magneto was the Principal for the New Mutants, so technically leader of the xmen while Charles was out getting some space head from his feathered girlfriend.

[@SonicMovieFan1000]

I still can't believe this series is still going on

[@ccxii212]

Thanks!

[@AshBob5000]

6:47 Not to make anyone feel old but I legit had to have my mom explain my roast to me. Never watched that episode of Family Matters but now that I’m in on it I’m of the opinion I had the best roast this episode 😏

[@elitely6748]

I check KZbin and I see that Sonic For Hire continues woot!

[@ReaLifeHDchannel]

Why is Tails still looking up what a discord is?

[@Whatzitooya891]

It is nice Knuckles is part of the gang now despite being working at fast food restaurant for 8 seasons

[@ivanbluecool]

Sonic:X men? More like X rated. Do you guys even see how you are dressed? Tails:yeah sonic has a point. Even your names are a dead giveaway like wolverine and storm. I'd watch it. Sonic:gross who would want to see a guy who is a cross between human and Animal? Eggman:your fanbase

[@megabladechronicles962]

Damn I wish they had a joke like this in the episode

[@DJBurns-jq8mn]

Sonic can actually take on the entire X men in a fight by himself

[@dennisbeaman958]

I know about both and he wouldn't win wolverine adamantium skeleton plus regeneration and trained in multiple martial arts even a former samurai a m d ninja then there is nightcrawler he may be a priest buy he once teleported a live shark inside the blobs stomach and it ate blob from the inside out then storm who can control the weather and fly she's literally fried someone's brain specifically scarlet witch who controls chaos and probability then later learned magic magneto can control magnetism of all kinds he can kill you on a molecular level kitty pryde phase through anything and more

[@DJBurns-jq8mn]

@@dennisbeaman958 mate Sonic in his base form alone can warp reality with his speed to the point where he can break out of dimensions, can easily reach FTL speeds, survive battles with God's all on his own and can stop time. Sonic can also heal himself, stop enemies in their tracks, redirect attacks back at enemies and has a hedgehog sense that works kinda like a mini spider sense. Plus Super Sonic is completely invonurable to damage and kill enemies by just touching them. The X men can only do so much against someone like that.

[@hattoripool1533]

Who knew Sonic could have such a serious beef with the X men

[@mrfoxly6833]

Of course there’s a guy named “Erection Bill”! 😂

[@francoalmiron5107]

Seeing the X-Men on this show is funny, this is why i love this show.

[@AstorReinhardt]

I just looked up what soggy biscuits are...did not need that in my life.

[@Joshua05005]

I thought they were going to indite the TMNT into their frat so they can fight the X-men for them. Mutant vs Mutant

[@eddygarcia3503]

What I don’t get is this. Wolverine’s claws are a part of his adamantium skeleton, which is nearly indestructible. So how the hell did Sonic manage to replace them with dildos?

[@thesupershinymegagengar2034]

Maybe he just stuck them on

[@pyragaflare]

Been watching the series sense the beginning when a friend brought it to my attention. keep up the great work. Also I regret looking up soggy biscuit lol.

[@molgorp7199]

3:09 that line got me 🤣

[@jackie5545]

lol I totally thought Eggman was going to try & save the day with a bunch of killer robots, but then fuck it all up with a deapfrier mishap or something.

[@MetalHeadManic612]

And there's the Revenge of the Nerds reference I was asking for. Thanks, Lowbrow.

[@SosaDiBiase187]

RIP Provoloney Tony. Check it.

[@MrNobo15]

The dildo claws 🤣 I'm trying not to laugh out loud cos it's 4 am!

[@sakibhasan1445]

rest in piece provoloney tony you would be missed

[@bigdaddydudely2002]

When Jean said, "What's the rush," it is hinting something

[@Arkay315]

Rest in pieces- Erection Bill- had like 1 line

[@alexfalton3985]

"Hiding 'nd Biden!" "Wah Jimmy - Joe Biden?" "I don't know who that is."

[@UtenSwitch]

There’s NO way I’m looking up “Soggy Biscuits”

[@IanTheMotorsportsMan_YT]

I am too scared to look that up

[@VampireA1056]

OH GOD HERE IT COMES 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[@skydiamsteam6005]

Soggy Inkling

[@LuckyRabbit234]

Magneto may be a genocidal psychopath… but at least he has school spirit!

[@frakspikes2619]

I DON'T WANT THE THING TO BE ON MY SEARCH HISTORY but seriously WHAT IN HELL IS A GAME OF SOGGY BISCUIT!?

[@doginhat13]

A very tasty treat ask your dad for one

[@RadioTails]

Don't google it!

[@frakspikes2619]

@@doginhat13 my dad wouldn't know he's European, and went to an arts college and in my country, the colleges only started addopting those weird traditions after the 1980's

[@matheuspires2462]

So basically dudes get in the circle with a biscuit in the center and then [redacted]

[@MrDudeFace]

​@@matheuspires2462bro that doesn't answer the question with your scp ass censorship

[@liquidpatriot4480]

See this comment? Own that too! Fry-in n buy-in!!!

[@strachsbagens2499]

Definitely can’t go wrong with having a soggy biscuit if it’s the only food you got. Lol 😂😂😂

[@nicklespale22]

I remember when this series started at the height of Sonic's downfall. As a longtime fan of sprite animations, the blue S1E1 and the official youtube show playlist on the side were a surreal site to see on one at the time. All it needed to do was gain some traction in the fandom, -(not get flagged for copyright)- and boom it would be an instant hit I said!

[@ethans1997]

My god, this series is old. I watched the original seasons in elementary school when they came out, then I watched season 8 in high school, and now I'm a college freshman when this is out. Jesus, where did the time go?

[@ThieflyChap]

They've been at uni for a day already? I'm surprised it took them this long to balls things up this bad.

[@BeachBear64]

0:00 is that an 8 bit version of "Time after Time"?

[@ARTSONICFAN990]

Sonic vs. X-Men! Place your bets!

[@leovongrimm]

Oh gawd I looked up soggy biscuit ... it started in the military?! Wtf?!

[@Lordofping]

entertaining as always the dildo claws on wolverine was a good one remember when season 1&2 had so many of those kind of joke's it was a laugh riot good times it's a shame youtube doesn't let you upload more adult jokes in fear of demonetization

[@JoJoZiddy]

I kinda wanna know what soggy biscuits is, but my better judgement is screaming to not Google it.

[@batman200]

It’s gross not save for work urban dictionary explains it tails reaction is genuine.

[@niyastudios5086]

What's the rush? --Jean Grey

[@Woolymammoth-db1lt]

1:51 professor x makes little x's when he is sleeping instead of little z's😂

[@nosidezero]

Best Sonic for Hire episode in a long time

[@piguelmonce9937]

The way they got wolverine has me dying

[@taraniatheanicomguy7898]

Fuckin thanks for spoiling the end of Breaking Bad for me Jim, but fuck it imma still watch it through

[@thramusgaming2255]

I literally searched soggy biscuit and it ddnt end well for me when i was eating my morning oats breakfast

[@williamzeo2493]

As a non english talking person I have no idea of what soggy biscuits is, but something tells me that it's better this way.

[@michaelbrent1536]

At least Sonic and his friends didn’t start a war with Spider-Man,Avengers,Fantastic Four or Captain Planet!

[@electabuzzboss]

Sweet new sonic for hire.

[@jordancansino4724]

2:04-Me:EEEEWWW DUDE WHAT THE F****K. that is just wrong in like so many ways guy’s I know they were doing pranks and all but why would they do that????.

[@M̸r̸.S̸m̸i̸t̸h̸0000]

Bro got dcks for claws

[@trickster3696]

And to makes matters worse for Sonic those are 90's X-men, from a time when superheroes went straight to beating the crap out of people and wore costumes that were so tight it's a miracle they could even breathe in them.

[@BromanderInChief]

I can’t believe they found a way to use the ND Victory March twice

[@GreenDiablo]

Well that's one more Google search I regret.

[@tl101art7]

Hide and biding lol 3:30

[@hadoken80]

"Soggy Biscuits" is going to be my fantasy hockey team name now.

[@LowbrowStudios]

If you win, we split the pot.

[@doginhat13]

​@@LowbrowStudiosdeal

[@GHZoner]

Don't stop him; he's on a roll.

[@CobaltCruiser]

"Provoloney Tony and I'm 'bout to die!" RIP

[@phillipcote8093]

Love the Animal House reference.

[@morc35theonly56]

Knuckles can't help fryin for the buyin

[@platypuspie7804]

God I love these so much please never stop

[@chaoscriterion3637]

I'm scared to look up what soggy Biscuits is

[@VampireA1056]

S O G G Y B I S C U I T S

[@justinlast2lastharder749]

The X-Men are at a Severe Disadvantage...not a single X-Man has Super Speed and they proved he can move fast enough to where Xavier can't even read his mind when he booted the wheelchair. Besides...could you imagine being inside Sonic's Mind? You'd probably get a Crack Contact High and see some shit you reeeeally don't want to see.

[@TurtleMythic1251]

Nice to see some of the lesser known X-Men in there

[@BlueBlazeKing]

Dude these are like the most popular and well known characters from the team

[@ironmaster6496]

@@BlueBlazeKing Tell that to Marvel

[@BlueBlazeKing]

@@ironmaster6496 The X men we see in the video are Professor X, Wolverine, Magneto, Gambit, Jean Grey, Cyclops, Storm, Psylocke, Colossus and NightCrawler. Only one of them I would consider lesser known but due to being in one of the movies, Psylock does has some recognition

[@patrickblakethesaint]

Soggy all their biscuits! Ookie all their cookies!

[@justinstein4712]

Rip provolone Toney

[@kisdota]

FU*****K, I looked up Soggy Biscuit.

[@leepotiphar9706]

I googled soggy biscuit 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮 Got the Animal House reference, btw.