I love the "don't look this up." Jokes. You either know or you don't know
@flamenskall20167 ай бұрын
don't look up "gainer"
@flamenskall20167 ай бұрын
haha jokes on you i used bing to search it lol
@camwyn2567 ай бұрын
Soggy biscuit is pretty tame
@GrandmasterDevo7 ай бұрын
Those warnings came too late... *Much too late.*
@Tom.......7 ай бұрын
Alabama hot pocket
@dracomundo14987 ай бұрын
Man I've always been a huge fan of this micro series. It's a delightful crossroads of mad Max, Old Man Logan, and dumb ass dorkly humor. I'd buy a shirt
@emperortrevornorton31197 ай бұрын
I would buy the whiskey glass and the hat
@RTD_Dev7 ай бұрын
Dorkly pretty much confirmed that this is _canon_ to “Sonic For Hire”, in case you didn’t know.
@ajmcomixonline88247 ай бұрын
What when and how
@JustAFanGamer7 ай бұрын
@@ajmcomixonline8824 Exactly
@LarsIsReal7 ай бұрын
Neat
@DetectiveLance7 ай бұрын
@@ajmcomixonline8824Right at the end
@flamenskall20167 ай бұрын
@@DetectiveLance thankyou for the spoiler
@bread68517 ай бұрын
"I'm just miles, miles prower- oh my god I just got that!" funny
@Nite-Rise6 ай бұрын
Oh my god I just got that too hahaha How have I never noticed that
@fangofdivinity57025 ай бұрын
Wait I dont get it wats the joke I'm stupid @@Nite-Rise
@Nite-Rise5 ай бұрын
@@fangofdivinity5702 “Miles Prower” = Miles per hour MPH
@lanehodnett82222 ай бұрын
*clears throat in a gravelly tone* “I mean I just got that”
@ivanbluecool7 ай бұрын
The classic Sonic cast is back. Old man sonic miles prower. Dad's car and hatemydad_420.
@Vyrea13th7 ай бұрын
Bruh Why are you everywhere?
@rickmartinez32687 ай бұрын
I Forgot this series existed
@m-w-y73257 ай бұрын
@@Vyrea13th you got a problem with that Vyrea the 13th?
@UnknownKRSM7 ай бұрын
7:35 Wow, the gruff voice really kicked in quick.
@in-craig-ible61607 ай бұрын
These stories are so cursed. I love them.
@dextersynesterformerlysorb53346 ай бұрын
Dorkly, thank you for standing the test of time. I haven't watched any of your vids since Rusty finished, and here you are, pumping out great original content for modest fanfare. You guys are amazing.
@luisemoralesfalcon47167 ай бұрын
Yeah, the Old Man Logan comic is brutal.
@stephen-ng7 ай бұрын
"If you ain't fetish fanart, you ain't nuthin'."
@PrettyNormous7 ай бұрын
Hoping this means we get the second half of Sonic For Hire season 9 soon!
@Umbra-r4k7 ай бұрын
Old man logan be proud even if he's wasted.
@DetectiveLance7 ай бұрын
This was a shorter run show than I remembered. Still good.
@maxpower47577 ай бұрын
the long time gap in the middle probably gave that sense
@waves23787 ай бұрын
They were supposed to make more episodes, but then Dorkly and College humor went bankrupt, I believe. It's a shame. This series actually had the potential to be the most hilarious yet horrifying take on Sonic in a while.
@pokemontrainerspencer60907 ай бұрын
I'm so excited for Sonic For Hire season 9! It's been some time since the last episode.
@golddragon11237 ай бұрын
I need more of this series
@angelicabomination16997 ай бұрын
"complete series"
@FramesJanco5057 ай бұрын
They’re just edging us waiting for the rest of Sonic Goes to College😤
@Motolmang7 ай бұрын
buff eggman running out of the trunk is way funnier than it should be
@Sonicben20097 ай бұрын
I love dorkly sonic and tails
@Sonicben20097 ай бұрын
Who agrees with me? 👇
@user-ultrablueluigiYTofficel7 ай бұрын
Old sonic it's about time
@Eggman-t1j24 күн бұрын
"Chaos Emeralds. Nope, just stinky socks." Got me good.
@ivanbluecool7 ай бұрын
Fans: cool. When can we watch it all? Old man sonic:(drunk and fast asleep) Hatemydad_420: eventually
@qinjikofoxx558029 күн бұрын
"I think it's really obvious why I haven't mentioned this before! ... Also... It's really best that ya' don't look at 'em!!" Okay, you got me with that one. That was weird and crazy enough that you guys got a chuckle outta me.
@Pan-cackes7 ай бұрын
Did Mpreg Greg burn down Sonic's house at the end?
@cjr44447 ай бұрын
id say yes bu it dosnt seem like the thing he would do...
@Pan-cackes7 ай бұрын
@@cjr4444 He probably take the kid too
@cjr44447 ай бұрын
@@Pan-cackes the kid is dead, you can see his corpse outside the burning house.
@Pan-cackes7 ай бұрын
@@cjr4444 I never paid attention to that before 😓
@crimsonmaelstrom5735 ай бұрын
I think what happened is that Sonic’s wife-out of desperation-killed the kid, set the house on fire, and then killed herself to escape Mpreg Greg
@Crow-vk4vx7 ай бұрын
I have plans of watching “Old Man Logan” this summer.
@Deathmare2357 ай бұрын
Do you mean reading it or watching Logan?
@lanehodnett82222 ай бұрын
I love the opening song, it sets the mood for the series so well
@SlavMarine7 ай бұрын
.. I googled it .... I shouldn't ......
@crimsonmaelstrom5735 ай бұрын
You brought that trauma on yourself dude
@Overlordien5 ай бұрын
Googled what?
@tmcj34325 ай бұрын
@@Overlordienyou don’t wanna know, you don’t wanna know….
@calebsutton67985 ай бұрын
Googled what
@Bookie-jy2hv3 ай бұрын
FOOLLL!!!!!!
@YeppohTube7 ай бұрын
When all these sonic characters will fall into public domain, you know what gates are going to open full wide.
@Gensolink7 ай бұрын
i'm just realizing... THIS IS OLD MAN LOGAN'S PLOT
@stephen-ng7 ай бұрын
Unbirth this
@gregoryvn37 ай бұрын
Surprise?
@The1stImpish7 ай бұрын
Was this a reupload? I remember watching a compilation of these with an opening credits sequence scored with an 8-bit version of "Hurt" by Johnny Cash and NIN.
@arthurdurham7 ай бұрын
Yah this seems to be the same but without that. The original is still up just unlisted
@jierdareisa43137 ай бұрын
I love ALL Dorkly videos!!!! ❤
@MilanousMedia5 ай бұрын
The irony is this is still more comic accurate to "Old Man Logan" than the movie "Logan" lol
@Thefueevev2 ай бұрын
7:24 CAN’T STOP THE A-TRAIN BABY
@FireBladesGameing7 ай бұрын
Please make an eggman cooking show. Id totaly watch that.
@Lets_be_real-h6x4 ай бұрын
“Hey tails…you let me out of this goddamn trunk and I’m gonna kill you” 😂
@TBYABALLSOSC7 ай бұрын
9:22 Everyone reaction when Velma season 2 was getting released
@cybercop00837 ай бұрын
Velma season 2 is out?? Gotta check it out right after this
@Acidteddy7 ай бұрын
@@cybercop0083 Wait, NO!
@cybercop00837 ай бұрын
@@Acidteddy In a hate-watch related incident, we can now confirm Velma season 3,4 and 5 being produced back to back
@Acidteddy7 ай бұрын
@@cybercop0083 I didn't watch Vella in the first place because it look sucky.
@cybercop00837 ай бұрын
@@Acidteddy You‘re free to cast the first stone then.
@Paper_Jam2002 ай бұрын
4:38 Scourge reference
@Eggman-t1j24 күн бұрын
Doc was in the trunk. He had MUSCLES!?!?! He never skipped leg day.
@Growingcrazy87 ай бұрын
Didn’t you guys already upload this?
@maverickay58077 ай бұрын
My thoughts exactly
@Ospyro3em7 ай бұрын
Yep, pretty sure they did
@MrPhantaze7 ай бұрын
Endures repeat
@crimsonmaelstrom5737 ай бұрын
Not combined as one long video
@titanus2617 ай бұрын
Oh btw Dorkly the subtitles are messed up.
@r3dd3ath837 ай бұрын
Shame they never continued this
@BJI82a7 ай бұрын
We need more of these like maybe mad Mario kart with Mario or Luigi or one of the other racers. Also what about the hard driven series, outrun, test drive, Bigfoot I think any of those could work as well.
@CaptainJonjovi3 ай бұрын
I love that he is married to a squirrel with red hair. Sally shout out?
@themask54937 ай бұрын
You know, if you ignore the fan made cringe, I can kinda see Sega (or their comic writing friends) doing a sonic version of old man Logan. The only question is, which sonic character would be the "Logan" of the story?
@themask54937 ай бұрын
My monies on shadow
@PrincePeno5 ай бұрын
Does 8:43 indicate that there was a different version?
@Silenttalker227 ай бұрын
If the Sonic fandom took over, wouldn't Sega get a massive budget to feed public demand? Plot hole!
@kuricosmos7 ай бұрын
No, the fandom took over because SEGA went bust, meaning it went public domain. No plot hole here.
@Silenttalker227 ай бұрын
@@kuricosmos Except it's not worded that way. Sonic fans taking over is the sole subject of the first sentence. Then they discuss the fate of the world, and public domain is not mentioned. The way they worded it, charitably, you can say either could be the intent of the scrawl. Also it's a joke comment on a joke video.
@TheLordOfAllSaiyans7 ай бұрын
1:42 that boy got spirit
@yatanogarasu7 ай бұрын
Can we have an Old Man Link series next?
@Morboeatspeople7 ай бұрын
Best translation of a Marvel story to motion, yet.
@Morboeatspeople7 ай бұрын
Now, I'm going back to making my fish suit...
@pokemonlover42087 ай бұрын
If only Dorkly didn’t have a Pokédex fetish when they made this to the point where they just rushed the ending leaving us with more questions then anwsers.
@gregoryvn37 ай бұрын
What? You can't tell me not to Google stuff! I'll just.. ... ... This is so cursed! CURSED! AAIIIEEEE!!
@danielsantiagourtado34307 ай бұрын
Love your content guys! Thanks For this! Hearth please 🙏🙏🔥🔥🔥🔥
@Pedakin7 ай бұрын
The fact we didn't get Luigi in any of this series is a travesty.
@crimsonvoid15957 ай бұрын
Technically “Impreg Greg” should be laying eggs since he’s a knock off of Knuckles.
@TheNonameHousehold7 ай бұрын
I thought this was gonna be longer, didn't realize how short the videos really were 😅💙
@nebuchadnezzar86837 ай бұрын
Sonic For Hire will *always* be better, plus the finale still felt "rushed".
@joe-edward5 ай бұрын
Any updates on the Kooky the Keukegen series? Great video!
@talkingnart15634 ай бұрын
ikr!!
@joe-edward4 ай бұрын
@@talkingnart1563 Hahaha, yea, you, me, and two other people, right? I just thought it was a charming relationship, and they left it open to go in so many different directions at the end. It almost could have been similar to the Beetlejuice animated series.
@talkingnart15634 ай бұрын
@@joe-edward YES! That was one of my favorite shows growing up. Maybe someday this show will get picked up.
@jackthumbikomkandawire85913 ай бұрын
I was waiting for Michiyoshi's fanart of Rouge and Vanilla. You fumbled, Dorkly. Fumbled big time 😁😁
@NegaLimbo7 ай бұрын
So, when's the next episode of Collage Sonic?
@FireBladesGameing7 ай бұрын
Thats what i was thinking myself. I wanna know who killed mario already.
@NegaLimbo7 ай бұрын
@@FireBladesGameing So do I. I thought of a few suspects, but now I don't remember who I listed...
@FireBladesGameing7 ай бұрын
@@NegaLimbo i think its luigi myself. For some reason i dont trust him.
@NegaLimbo7 ай бұрын
@@FireBladesGameing Luigi was one of the suspects I thought of. Let's see if I can remember the rest...
@vikscast7 ай бұрын
The Sonic fandom has issues.
@crimsonmaelstrom5737 ай бұрын
No kidding
@ShadowWolfRising7 ай бұрын
I'm reminded of an image that's just bizarre/goofy rather than fetshy, and the bottom just has a text reply asking "What is it about the Sonic that makes this specific community so unhinged?".
@Stanleythegamer-j3o7 ай бұрын
1:10 BRO IS THAT SONIC 2 XL EDITION!!!!!!!
@ArachnidsGrip153 ай бұрын
Yea
@alexshinra67227 ай бұрын
I honestly forgot this was a thing.
@hypersoniclegend2 ай бұрын
Why did i watch this WHY DID I WATCH THISSSSSSSSSSS
@robloxprospeedrun3 ай бұрын
I SERACH IT UP BRUH WHY AM I STUID
@StrykerLightSaver7 ай бұрын
Listen to Dorkly DO NOT GOOGLE UNBIRTHING!!!
@GLaDOSaperturescience81564 ай бұрын
I asked chatgpt that way I didn't have to see it, only hear about it And oh dear god
@flamenskall20167 ай бұрын
Unbirth is a noun that means the absence of birth or failure to be born. It may also refer to a paraphilia where someone wants to be pulled back into the womb from the vagina. Unbirthing is the practice of crawling back into the vagina and reentering the uterus, often through role-playing. so I'm assuming you mean the paraphilia version of the definition
@amilkargamer44867 ай бұрын
This is what Sonic looks like in 2050
@amandaszymczak3882 ай бұрын
Is this like, actual sonic fanfictuon they made into funny cartoons? Im so lost but its hilarious
@amandaszymczak3882 ай бұрын
Just finding this, along woth sonic for hire......what art, dare i say masterpieces 😂 im not sure WHAT im watching, but i fucking love it
@Lang-zf7kg7 ай бұрын
Dammit. Now I have to re-watch sonic college thing
@DrSkates9 күн бұрын
2:20 is where the subtitles start
@crimson5pider7 ай бұрын
So does this mean season 9 is coming back soon?
@DeathNeff2 ай бұрын
They need to make Old Man Sonic where he is out to Kill Mpeg greg and his gang by spin dash. Depiste being done with Old Man Sonic.
@nonywoods83627 ай бұрын
he was right... ho god he was right .... dont google "unbirthing"...
@21020824 ай бұрын
Unbirthing is exactly what it sounds like
@HerecomestheCalavera6 ай бұрын
I really like your channel, you make great content. The main problem with the channel imo is that you so rarely release new content. So much of it is compilations of old stuff. For the channel to have any chance of growing it really needs more frequent uploads of new content. Just my opinion though.
@Sly88Frye7 ай бұрын
Whoa! Sonic for hire is now in season 9? Geez I need to get caught up. I watch the entirety of it on its original run on machinima and I only watched a couple episodes since it returned. I'm so far behind.
@TheTrueBobDole7 ай бұрын
Aaaaaaahhhh! I Googled it! My eyes! My fucking eyes!
@crimsonmaelstrom5735 ай бұрын
You brought that on yourself
@EngineerMonkeyBTD64 ай бұрын
I remember these!
@DOORXXXXX7 ай бұрын
Let's go
@jorensleong42025 ай бұрын
Old Man Logan lore, Millarverse Central.
@TheChoujinVirus7 ай бұрын
10:05 me: too late...
@mechajay33586 ай бұрын
The horror
@ZionFury7 ай бұрын
Nice to see this! Just letting ya know Dorkly, your caption's timing is really off.
@danielsantiagourtado34307 ай бұрын
Love this saga guys! One of your Best work ❤❤❤❤❤
@BowenBricks3 ай бұрын
If Sega and their fan base owned the X-men
@cool_sonic_gaming25 күн бұрын
@8:02 ?
@darlexanderMPG6 ай бұрын
Tails is now "legs"
@StarDragonJP6 ай бұрын
Even og movie Sonic is not immune to rule34
@BDezFafara3 ай бұрын
Anyone else also expect a Sonichu cameo during all this? 😅😅😅
@tysonlaplante395726 күн бұрын
please give us the mario complete series
@MrGregory7777 ай бұрын
Okay so I googled "unbirthing", don't google it. I repeat, don't google unbirthing. It's not worth it. You don't want to know that people exist in this world that think up this stuff and draw it
@crimsonmaelstrom5735 ай бұрын
I actually don’t need to. I looked it up a couple years ago. Really wish I hadn’t