"Soon Your Planet Will Be Mine" | Alan Partridge's Mid Morning Matters | Baby Cow

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[@MurrayKerrPhotography]

"I checked with one of the cleaners" "the Scottish guy?"

[@20thCB]

"Yeah"

[@butterflymoon6368]

Simon's disgusted. "Swallow it". That's the most assertive sidekick Simon's ever been with Alan. It's so role-reversal-ey that they're both uncomfortable with it.

[@paulrouhan7288]

Thanks Al, for putting your hands across Norfolk.

[@hawsrulebegin7768]

Simons expressions make this even better.

[@kriddz]

BANANA'S AND CREAM - YOU CAN'T BEAT IT!

[@sz5876]

Voted the most popular desert of 1870

[@hawrologista6460]

I laughed so hard at "Soon your planet will be mine" that I had Kenco coming out of my nostrils.

[@johngilmore697]

Mine's diesel.

[@edjack1993]

As a long -time fan, IMHO MMM was Peak Partridge.

[@chrisburton8079]

I’m listening to this in my GS Lexus I just bought it from a guy in Feltwell

[@danvitesse]

Its funny you should say that because i was listening to this in my Rover 827 Vitesse Fastback. Good thing about the automatic transmission on these things is you don't have to do those tricky hill starts, Just hit the gas and away you go.

[@Spooky_32]

Did you stop at the BP for a pasty and a bottle of screen wash? Maybe a long Mars bar?

[@54spatula]

@@Spooky_32 I noticed as he left, somebody had done a really bad drawing of a penis on his back.

[@danvitesse]

@@Spooky_32 Actually i pulled over for a kitkat but refused to pay 95p for a piece of waffer coated in a thin layer of chocolate and instead opted for a packet of seabrooks crisps! Jurassic Park!

[@MattWilliams482]

I love Lexi

[@danwade3239]

That's Coogan doing Malky and Tristram's voices isn't it?

[@auto_stable]

The look he gives the camera at 2:56 😂

[@robertwhite2628]

Tim Key sooorta breaking character when Alan unsuccessfully negotiates that dollop of banana/cream.

[@dreads9536]

I'm not sure which I enjoyed more his look straight down lense or the shake of the head to try to get back into character.

[@robertwhite2628]

@@dreads9536 Exactly the same, genius. Dunno how he could gather his thoughts while still listening to that Hands across Norfolk segment lmao

[@hank8737]

The Scottish Guy 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DarkAutumn3D]

".....errrrrmmm.. They're taking the piss." Lol.

[@DavidSmith-bi9yd]

Tristan (loud voice) "thanks al"🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lewiseckersley7657]

Nobody here has mentioned the absolutely hilarious and disgusting way that Alan is devouring his 'bananas and cream'....and I thought it was yoghurt 😂

[@dandane3819]

I think it captures the frustration of the convex of the back of the spoon suctioning banana when you scope and simultaneously slice with your spoon.

[@scottjones6463]

Remarkable!

[@cocopops5607]

'The Scottish Guy ?' Haha Cheeky Bassa !!

[@PibrochPonder]

Hedge Fund manager lol

[@stanistevens]

I really hope the next clip published is Dave Clifton's return and his talk about his alcoholism. Very funny, yet quite heartwarming to see Alan have some compassion for one of his bitter rivals.

[@progressivedemagogue8480]

👍🏼

[@lukeg330]

I'll bring the custard. 😄

[@paulrouhan7288]

Needless to say, I had thr last laugh....

[@helmetschmacker8226]

The distorted voice reminds me of BBC interviews where they disguise a persons voice using BBC employees who are usually as camp as Christmas.

[@sz5876]

BBC employees love BBC...

[@keithskegwin]

That was a real wheeze

[@RobWright1981]

2:13 to 2:43 is as good as Partridge has ever been.

[@jph2856]

or go to Alans long lost brother; gold bridge on the united stand

[@oldskertonion]

I’ve asked one of the cleaners 😂

[@stanistevens]

The Scottish guy?

[@grandpaonfire6834]

as a scottish person this made me laugh as much as the cholesterol gag!

[@TallSilentGuy]

Let us all hold a minute's silence for Tristram...

[@Holygasoline]

This is one of my faves, 'They're taking the piss'

[@karencolville9738]

This one is really convincing for a radio spoof.. :)

[@damianclark550]

Absolute genius 👌🏽

[@Spooky_32]

Straight away you’ve got them by the jaffers

[@tucosalamanca5194]

Jurassic park! ✊

[@johnnydeath2]

Lovely stuff.

[@tomhughes4807]

Thanks Al

[@MrAgbxl]

That was liquid radio

[@matthewevans6171]

SHIT!

[@FatNorthernBigot]

I wonder if Tristram managed to buy a bigger house, in the end. 🤔

[@Mr_Sh1tcoin]

Haha Alan's funny stories

[@alexanderrobertnewby]

Bananas and cream, can't beat it

[@petermcfadden9426]

There is such a place as Feltwell. I've just looked it up!

[@stevetobin7495]

Hahahahaha brilliant

[@kmag7122]

the face on Simon 😳

[@garyjones6810]

"Janey used to be a teacher. Now she's a bum with booze in her veins"

[@howdj]

Shades of Chris Morris

[@paulrouhan7288]

I end my addiction to a bag of medium-sized Toblerones each day and send £1.

[@chrisbfreelance]

I want to hear more from Tristan.

[@davidrichards9126]

possibly voiced by Coogan?

[@MontyCantsin5]

@@davidrichards9126: Definitely.

[@zeddeka]

TristRam

[@greatwhiteshark9192]

The voice distorters bending your gender!! 😝

[@MotormikeyD]

DAN!

[@BettySwollocks55]

Tim keys can’t hold it in 0:16

[@blacktoothfox677]

this is funny because my substance misuse therapists were called 'addaction' which I always thought was a cliche. They are now even worse, 'change, grow, live', which I teased them by always calling it 'change, grow, live, vomit' (which i stole from Mark Kermode's review of 'Eat pray love') Still - good ppl, did good work, helped me out a lot. funny tho

[@blacktoothfox677]

@TWISTED INTO TRUTH Good man. All the best for 2022. - Tim Fox

[@howshecuttingbogman8999]

“Soon my planet will be yours”. Top drawer

[@Unfunny_Username_389]

wrong way round m9

[@howshecuttingbogman8999]

@@Unfunny_Username_389 isn’t that what the strange man and Alan said about the planets?

[@Unfunny_Username_389]

@@howshecuttingbogman8999 listen again - or, to save time, look at the title of the upload

[@howshecuttingbogman8999]

@@Unfunny_Username_389 it must be my dislexia but thanks you for explaining. I don’t understand why you think I look at the baby cow in title

[@martinsatyen7833]

@@Unfunny_Username_389 m8, m8 ; )

[@tucosalamanca5194]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌

[@Jack-iz8nc]

Is that Gerry from peep show

[@minchmoorramblers6856]

Yes it is!

[@badger_claws]

Are these outtakes? Don't remember any of this.

[@cheekyegg]

Think Ive figured outwho this is. Its the wife of Domingo in Little Oakley

[@gridlo]

Are these new episodes??

[@Kennithson]

How does something so simple as "thirty hundred" make me laugh so much

[@matthewevans6171]

Its so unnecessary

[@EnglishAndFilm]

S O O O N Y O U R P L A N E T T W I L L B E M I N N N E

[@artomarto679]

Funny thing is Steve loves Coke and Fanny..

[@dogsareboss]

Don't we all! X

[@DJFREDHEAD2010]

and in terms of heroin HAHAHA

[@L_Martin]

IS banana and cream nice tho?

[@Spirit-Of-The-Age]

"Bending your gender" 😂

[@TeyRock1]

Converting money raised to alcohol and drugs for the addicts, inclusive.

[@woodstocknun]

Looks more like vanilla yoghurt.

[@scottchegg1209]

Sold Lego half p a block.

[@peejoneill1]

Was that weird Mary or whatever her name was

[@okodreams5285]

They are taking a piss

[@robertomartin59]

Handheld, bellows driven, reed instruments….

[@deathstarHQ]

Sounded like a deeply depressed Frank Bruno!!

[@greatunwashed1856]

Well, actually I’ve got a Ford Fiesta......

[@sz5876]

What century does Alan live in? Bananas and cream, is it 1870? I wanted to throw up lol.

[@Vingul]

Bananas were still a novelty in the 1940s, in Norway anyway. Did you have them that much earlier thanks to the Empire?

[@personalsigh]

Please can we have 2 more comments after mine and only 2 please. We'll be at 102 once I've commented

[@kwaynr1301]

Ooooohh maaaann, for a moment l thought this was real😂. Now the cake with the sliced bread is suddenly not that funny anymore. Sweet sweet blissful ignorance. Wish l could turn back the time😢😅

[@beatonthedonis]

Steven Nolan made flesh. Bit less flesh.

[@killbotone6210]

That's 150 points of larger or 7grams of cocaine.

[@jaycuthbert245]

....swallow it :/

[@cfluff6716]

Bending your gender 😆

[@MrChrisBarker]

Lovely stuff.