Sopranos-Paulie&Chris-Who Pays Wars part 2

Paulie gets his revenge and don't he just love it!

[@elit3268]

“Get some FKin glasses” Lol

[@DDavy2014]

0:27 - That was the brilliance with Tony Sirico playing Paulie. His physical acting. He pulled some of the funniest facial expressions which just told you exactly what he was thinking.

[@mrnsusa]

He’s hardly acting it’s him. Tony auditioned for a different role and the director thought he was hilarious when he met him and created him as a character. Paulie walnuts is based on Tony sirico. It’s his character based on himself

[@Soydrinker999]

Chrissys face when paulies asking everyone to get more stuff is fucking hilarious

[@wjatube]

"Taking home a lobster to Ginny," the fat-jokes are never-ending. lol

[@leonandrews7180]

I think lobster is basically a low fat meal anyway. Until she drowns it in butter. I’m a fatass also, but butter on lobster is annoying. Doesn’t need it, and again, seafood in and of itself is low fat, eat all the wonderful shrimp and lobster you can stuff down your gullet.

And he brings home the lobster, but gets hit with a frying pan for not including more food. That's what you get for marrying someone accustomed to living off the fat of the land.

@@leonandrews7180 - a little melted butter on lobster can't be beat. But not without a little bit of black pepper as well.

[@crazyjoedavola5430]

@@leonandrews7180 - It's high as fuck in cholesterol....any shell fish

[@tonybutcher4762]

One lobster, Johnny Sac must have the fat bitch on a diet.

[@obj298]

Waiter: Have a wonderful evening. Chris: Thank you! Here's $16 and a brick for your tip.

[@raymondyu412]

You forgot to add a few bullet wounds and a trip to heaven!

[@mikebarnes8634]

Sils way of telling T hes in the friendzone

[@rsdhillon4198]

"so she was a friend" -- Sil. and the look at the end. LOL

[@godspeedelijah]

$1184 isn't bad considering the number of bastards and drinks at that table.

[@JakeBor]

I agree. 1184 is dirt cheap.

[@omarlerouge5420]

@@JakeBor it was 25 years ago. now it's more like 3000$.

[@godmarzpopy362]

Its 20 years ago numbers not today you moron

[@pacmanzz]

it was from inflation

[@HandsUp12100]

@@omarlerouge5420 25 years ago? That'd be 1995. This aired in, probably, 2004 or 2005 or something.

[@brians7901]

The look paulie gives Chrissy when he asks if they want dessert is so funny

[@doImatrix01]

"Eeeya. I'm gonna go wash up."

[@SplinterAce]

0:27 That look lmao

[@bob555555]

Paulie didn't repeat his joke! I wish he had, because I missed the first part.

[@yetigriff]

Jimmy Two Times never let us down with that.

[@unclemayhem6696]

Here’s the joke m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/jXezf3eNqL-Wbrs

[@Jingles_Morgan]

That's because Tony heard it at first

[@tomriddle9371]

He never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

[@alteredpenguin2073]

The Pope's Illness The pope had become very ill and was taken to many doctors, all of whom could not figure out how to cure him. Finally he was brought to an old physician, who stated that he could figure it out. After about an hour's examination he came out and told the cardinals that he knew what was wrong. He said that the bad news was that it was a rare disorder of the testicles. He said that the goods news was that all the pope had to do to be cured was to have sex. Well, this was not good news to the cardinals, who argued about it at length. Finally they went to the pope with the doctor and explained the situation. After some thought,the pope stated, "I agree but under four conditions." The cardinals were amazed and there arose quite an uproar. Over all of the noise there arose a single voice that asked, "And what are the four conditions?" The room stilled. There was a long pause. The pope replied, "First the girl must be blind, so that she cannot see with whom she is having sex. "Second, she must be deaf, so that she cannot hear with whom she is having sex. "And third she must be dumb so that if somehow she figures out with who she is having sex, she can tell no one." After another long pause a voice arose and asked, "And the fourth condition?" The pope smiled and said and just one more thing "She gotta have big tits.

[@scarface3131983]

and this scene leads up to chris hittin the waiter with a brick "dont these guys have medicine their supposed to take, these assholes?" hahahahaa "chrissie , hes fucked up!!"

[@frolianmoreno7297]

that`s my money paulie !

[@galicredstone]

He's still going, the prick!

[@jtbws1354]

Just realized that Sil knew Tony was talking about Melfi👀

[@andrewmartin7697]

Did he? Or was he just generally suspicious. Tony only mentioned the therapy to the guys one time in season 1

[@nyy190343]

1:23 Sil still acting like Tony's consigliere instead of the friend Tony was trying to reach

[@zigzag789789]

There are no friends. Only ass kissing and appeasing. Sil tried to call out Tony once in the last season and that didn't go over well.

[@lucasdamotta2931]

@@zigzag789789 Tony's real and only friend is Artie.

[@fort809]

@@lucasdamotta2931 and Jackie Sr before he died. The only time in the series tony cries in front of his crew is when Jackie dies

[@brettwilkinson9529]

" sure you don't want more dessert ?" ........ love it .

[@bobwatson1162]

A classic song by Marvin Gaye..the Sopranos always had the best music .

[@anordhuscarl8226]

To demonstrate how chrissy is getting fucked

[@christiansoldier77]

Easily one of the best episodes ever

[@korlu01]

The way he thinks is crazy. Like to think he could ever get Melfi is insane. But PERFECT writing in terms of character because tony gets everything he wants all the time.

[@korlu01]

Gene Bone good observance my friend. Always respect a true Sopranos fan 👍

[@dariabusek3566]

>>to think he could ever get Melfi is insane

[@luke2183]

Can’t get enough of the heehees

[@StyrbjornStarke]

heheheh 1184 i gotta play that number!

[@thugmonk9837]

Poor waiter thought he had a massive tip coming. Instead he got his life taken

[@TheProdiga1One]

Sack is a feeder. I bet he will be getting off watching Ginny devour that lobster. Either that or he loves her unconditionally.

[@hoodiestimbs2783]

I was thinking that today, did he get off on watching her stuff her face and grow.

[@channell11]

He does seem to love her unconditionally-after all, he did think a fat joke was appropriate reason to put a hit on Ralph.

[@Alan_Masters21]

I know this is a year old but there was an episode where he freaked out at her after finding her eating candy from a hidden stash. Apparently they made an agreement where he would try to quit smoking and she’d go on a diet

[@Phenommarkantony]

Haha, the music. ''Lets get it on!''

[@briankirby6714]

Sooner or later love is going to get you

[@DCFelix67]

"We are all sensitive people"

[@ChipHugger]

LOL! his face at 0:27

[@lovergworl_]

I think Paulie was by far the most petty of them all 😂

[@bluecomet1109]

Carlo: "you okay tony? your being a little quiet?" Tony: "yeah im just stuffed" Carlo: "can you say that again? My wire fell out"

[@bluecomet1109]

@Andrei Bags i know. . It was just supposed to be funny

[@kmjsmith]

"Get some fuckin glasses...." 😂

[@TheDUTYFIRST]

That look at :27 second mark. LOLOL

[@alessandrocolumbu]

1:29 great acting by Van Zandt

[@intelligentspeculator7327]

I got the impression that Sil was trying to feel out whether it was that psychiatrist Tony had been seeing.

[@shmok3y]

There was no way he could've known, plus I'm pretty sure hes just telling her that she was just a friend

[@mattpope1746]

Yes, Silvio knows there’s no other possible woman Tony would have in his life in a platonic way. Tony is either related to women or he is trying to screw them- there is no other possibility for him.

[@theflanman420420]

you sure yous dont want no desert? lol

[@doImatrix01]

thank you!

[@purplesword5536]

Chrissy working that constipated owl look.. Hehehe

[@Therion0184]

“Get some fuckin glasses”

[@wesleyhempoli5548]

🎶We're all sensitive people🎶 Sadist: _I'm gonna go wash up_ The tracks on this show are too often ironic for it simply to just be a coincidence.

[@gordonm6108]

Absolutely nothing on this show is a coincidence.

[@josuebernal6026]

Tryna hold back this feelin for Soo long

[@MrAledro84]

"1184, oh babe!" 🤣🤣

[@coleparkes7916]

Marvin Gaye in the background is perfect lol

[@stivosimz]

Leaves no tip, then whacks the waiter in the parking lot.

[@amerikano]

It does not end well for the waiter.... :P

[@doImatrix01]

actually, i was referring to the song before that, at the beginning of the scene.

[@ardenvangellis3707]

Syl like ! What up Tea 🍵😂

[@trendinvestor2893]

He gave a 1.35% tip. What a generous guy.

[@joshradcliffe8563]

Tbf, we don't know the relevant tip, as the guy said "Assuming you don't tip on tax or alcohol". I imagine the proper tip was around $100. He still cheaped out though.

[@paulnevins8378]

Paulie face after he asks any more desert

[@michaelparrella2151]

Tony being straight delusional lol

[@codyvandal2860]

1:28 Sil knows

[@Liamm_7]

1:58 When Tony talked to Sil, Paulie tied his laces ( off camera )

[@Cwho9ss]

I gotta play that numba

[@ChristopherTrott]

"I think its the real thing...this time..."

[@johnboykin3128]

Wrap me up a shine box. Ginny loves them things.

[@majuli8420]

Sil had the best outfits lol

[@lucasdamotta2931]

For a table like that, today, you would have to leave your car there too.

[@henrikmf9506]

'Hehehehe...!'

[@PLB117]

i m gonna play that number

[@Preylo]

The song kills me

[@wawaelias8842]

that was the agent who was at the "to jr." dinner

[@holgerhn6244]

woah, letters from the volcano - 'we got this plutonic thing going…'

[@freedomatlast8756]

Platonic.

[@holgerhn6244]

@@freedomatlast8756 kzbin.info/www/bejne/hYmtk4h5bK-Feq8 So sorry u didn`t get my silly pun.

[@joeroberts2156]

"He's fockt opp"

[@t3mpomusic]

Chris should of just acted like he didn't care about paying ordering more food and champagne etc to piss Paulie off

[@MIKESOWELL]

@nethoser Nona Gaye was also in the movie "Ali" she is gorgeous!!!!

[@Game-ib3ql]

Dinner like this and they end up killing each other

[@robertcobb1772]

"Get some f@#$ing glasses."

[@caseylayton4898]

Chris used his nepotism for literally everything but, for some reason, never used it for putting Paulie down a peg or two.

[@martinl.lazarinejr.2781]

surprised chris didnt dine and dash

[@jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj178]

Seems like an easy murder to solve, but police on The Sopranos are invariable portrayed as either corrupt or incompetent, so I guess it's consistent.

[@JohnDoe-vz7bn]

jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj178 hows it easy to solve? As far as the whole worlds concerned they had no motive

[@bustercolin7507]

@@JohnDoe-vz7bn the waiter who was serving them the whole night. CCTV has to be somewhere. Fingerprints on the bill. Can't be that fuckin' hard, must not give a shit seeing that he was foreign?

[@bustercolin7507]

@@JohnDoe-vz7bn there's no motives when it comes to mobsters

[@redgringrumboldt8983]

And didn't they kill that waiter in the parking lot because he got stiffed on the tip and complained?

[@DrJ-hx7wv]

Not one of their more gallant moments

[@nodinitiative]

@piratebri he did leave $16. but because of the crazy 10%, the waiter expected at least $110. NUTS

[@guitarofdestiny]

10%? And you call that crazy? you cheap f u c k lol

[@joemckim1183]

@John Nichols That's the minimum that you tip on a check like that. But if you're spending that much on a idnner you should probably also tip around 400 or so.

[@O.G.H.]

Ah yes, you Muricans and your fucked up tipping system. I don't tip shit, when the service was mediocre, tip is a thank you if the service was extra ordinary

[@richardpatterson4312]

@@O.G.H. We know, and we fuck up your meal ahead of time. Cheap fuck.

[@dirklerxstpratt2112]

@@O.G.H. Well, stay in your country and eat if you can't abide by the customs in the U.S.

[@silverbackgorillagang8906]

A lobster for Ginny..Wtf, better make it six.

[@changbooger]

THATS MY MONEY PAULIE!

[@FRODIII]

Wouldn't it be easier for him just not to go to those dinners ?

[@elliott1017]

Probably a requirement since they often discuss business & whatnot

[@emeryjones8099]

He has to make appearances now that he’s made

[@strothermartin5368]

That fuckin Paulie.

[@svenolson7784]

"get some fuckin glasses"

[@DeltaPi314]

1184/7 that's 170 a head. Considering they ate lobster had several bottles of wine ( I see two bottles, but there were probably 4 since 2 bottles for 7 people is like 3 glasses a head) , one bottle for the women, dessert and they ate a lot (so there was a first course before the lobsters) this is not an expensive place... so I guess Paulie made everybody eat like swines just to rank up the bill.

[@SmokeyBCN]

I hear ya Tone, but that was before inflation

[@festealth]

1200 bucks for 7 guys eating a "fancy" dinner.... that really isn't so much.

[@Rabithebengali]

in jersey?

[@yattaguru]

Seems kinda cheap to be honest

[@welcomeback9036]

Almost $150 a person..and that's a few years back...

[@jammiiee]

@@yattaguru Cheap? Ok mister I have a trust fund...

[@manciudorin2481]

in 2004 it was a lot nowdays its like 1700$ something like that

[@nuancolar7304]

Seven guys combine for a dinner check that's $1,184? And they skipped dessert? No way.

[@dariabusek3566]

That $1,184 includes their drinks (probably several $80 bottles of wine) - and the meals and drinks of the "ladies" at the other table.

[@jamestalbot9190]

Sil knows. If there were any flies on that guy they'd be paying rent

[@brenodemelo2843]

16 yrs since he posted this vídeo.....

[@kevinmurphy6129]

"Get some fucking glasses"

[@VvXXXvV]

Always felt bad for that waiter

[@frankblue5250]

Grown ads men with bibs on 😂

[@johndoe-bw8wx]

"It might have matastisized already"

[@Badvibesdude]

Oh babe. I gotta play that number.

[@crazyjoedavola5430]

Silvio knows all....

[@goodyeoman4534]

Always hated the way that fawning waiter thought his fake 'have a wonderful evening' somehow entitled him to a bonanza tip.

[@Mr_JRH]

$1184 at 15% would put you at just over $1350 for everything. Some people pay more some cheap bastards pay less.

[@chucky2569]

Waiter had no business going out there even though he didn't get tipped, one thing is to go out there ...but another thing is to tell these guys to f*** off what kind of a moron are you

[@The_OneManCrowd]

@@chucky2569 Yep. He would have gotten canned anyways just for doing that. But, he got murdered instead. Here's a tip; never run after a non-tipping customer if you value your life. Especially those Guineas lol.

[@johnts1]

Good Yeoman And how much are you worth to your job? These people depend on those tips. Judging by your comment, I'd say you're one cheap prick.

[@goodyeoman4534]

@@johnts1 If you want to tip people then knock yourself out, you silly little twerp. I'd rather keep my money for myself.

[@Surfmus]

$1,184 today's inflation: $1,665.23 WEHT?!

[@paulsteezo1772]

If I were Ginny Sack, I would seriously start CONSIDERING SALADS!

[@RandomShowerThoughts]

:25 😂😂😂😂😂

[@XxUrDaddyxX]

HAHAHA! Still Fucked Up

[@alexandersmith1316]

Tipping is a funny thing. There R about 7 states that pay every1 min wage $10-$13, as well as them getting tipped. That waiter (East coast) doesn't get shit so he does work 4 tips, but $16 + whatever other tables he got in an hour, over 500 in tips a night. Got what he got 4 accosting customers. I'm on the west coast so I never knew people didn't get an hourly wage in most states (waiters) but in truth they make at min. $25 an hour when all is said and done.

[@FrankSlade1983]

so she was a.......friend?.... (lol)

[@bustercolin7507]

I would've liked to had seen the waitor get clipped

[@DCFelix67]

That's in another clip

[@bustercolin7507]

@@DCFelix67 Should've been in this clip

[@gareginasatryan6761]

$1184 is Sesame Street. Upscale restaurant tables cost 3k and up.

[@KS-xk2so]

Gotta consider this was almost 20 years ago, and thats without tip lol Plus AC isn't exactly New York City or LA. Bit of a shithole honestly

[@user-wm8ib]

Nobody cares jagoff

[@WormTyrant]

$1184 ? That's cheap as fuck. What were they eating, macaroni and sauce ?

[@jfjsas07]

Exactly, the bottles of wine alone could have easily been like two thousand dollars

[@Twrite609]

Damn Chris took a lot of shit. He should of chosen the movie career.

[@davidbanterford3216]

A lobster for a beached whale.

[@doImatrix01]

anyone know the song playing in the background?

[@ARBJ85]

Let's get it on ....Marvin Gaye

[@0KJo]

i guess 3 people need some glasses

[@SoapinTrucker]

For fun, I searched for New Jersey mafia November 1984 (1184), there were 3 gangsters convicted for murdering another. Any connection? Does 1184 have any significance?

[@martygi]

Interesting

[@immanuelkh]

Was that the Bonventre hit?

[@thekingstayking836]

ginnys on a seafood diet