Sorry about the $5.4 Billion. Here’s 10 bucks

[@techlinked]

hey guys its riley from the video and while I was on vacation last week i didn't think about tech news at all, can you believe that? the only thought in my mind was that you can get 50% off your first order of CookUnity meals - go to cookunity.com/tech50 and use code TECH50 at checkout to try them out for yourself! Thanks to CookUnity for sponsoring this video! it was like 2 weeks of that repeating. total bliss

[@Velldog]

Ok boss

[@ArtisticNightmares]

Lel title #s swapped cheers and goodnight

[@vilahcity]

the title should be 5.4 not 4.5

[@dustinsonger851]

Now I'm just mad you guys never reviewed princess bride on the movie podcast :(

[@erickfigueroa5730]

Who is that other person making jokes in the background. ???

[@TheLexikitty]

“It’s a global IT outage. What could it cost, 10$?”

[@LChaosNINTsP]

She left us a gem that just keeps on giving

[@That_One_NB.Girl_OnYoutube]

Average PR department (and also I like your content)

[@antroxity]

Ey the LexiKitty!

[@brusk79]

There's always a banana stand for scale.

[@whoslacks]

Un-yung

[@Coansp]

$4 service fee, $4 delivery fee, you could get at most a juice box

[@ILoveTinfoilHats]

Crowdstrike CEO made the exact same mistake back when he was an officer at McAfee... Oops

[@triadwarfare]

Most organizations who bought Crowdstrike were former McAfee customers. Why are they following the CEO?

[@rationalcommentor]

@@triadwarfare Well that says something....

[@coolinmac]

@@triadwarfarebecause it’s the same product. Are you slow

[@TheRealFallingFist]

​@@coolinmaclol, it's absolutely not

[@seansingh4421]

@@triadwarfareThey have a good product in general and that CEO really knows how to market security software to tech savvy people.

[@lunalangton5776]

That they turned their disaster into an *advertisement* for UberEats is absolutely insane. I hope you're all extremely pissed.

[@geminidefect]

never used and door food service. why pay for shit food when you can go out for good food

[@stitchfinger7678]

@@geminidefect its...supposed to be the good food places... but delivered...

[@feisaljauharitufail]

My head is extremely boiled because of this.

[@NightKev]

​@@geminidefect It's not like UE is making the food, you're getting it from whatever restaurant/fast food place/etc you choose (for the most part, I think some have told uber to "go away" lol) and then someone picks it up for you. The problem with UE isn't the food quality itself, it's the random stranger acting as delivery person.

[@smalltime0]

@@NightKev Also the UE app and company practises.

[@blackeyefatlip7045]

"In the future, humor will be randomly generated!" -Larry the Cucumber, Veggietales's "The Wonderful World of Auto-Tainment!", 2003.

[@ImOnMy116]

Veggietales was ahead of its time (and imo the older stuff remains timeless)!

[@blackeyefatlip7045]

@@ImOnMy116 Gotta love the soundtrack on Jonah, personally

[@noonenoesbutme]

Airlines getting a food voucher for being extremely inconvenienced is the definition of irony

[@snowe..]

you're the first one to point this out and it's hilarious.

[@Xan_JL]

Whoever wrote the "Microdose the Y2K Bug", bravo. You got both my spouse and I to lose it for a good minute straight.

[@hermitgreenn]

AI cannot write something like this

[@samlevi4744]

@@hermitgreennthey could in the same way Temu can be like Amazon. Or… an all Temu bought PC vs All Amazon bought PC… Similar yet somehow much much worse.

[@peaceblasterr]

Great video! Side bar to vent: Dear KZbin, if you’re going to force a vertical ad to play when I’m watching on my phone in full screen landscape, please return to landscape automatically. Having to exit and return to full screen is insanely annoying.

[@AnnoyedSonic]

but they want you to see the whole add, nothing but the add, for 15 seconds, filling up you entire screen because they like $$$

[@fateunleashed9680]

Wait you think they care the use experience? This is Google's second ad platform if they could get away with tiktok's creator revenue model they'd do it without a second thought. YT is basically like a cable TV company now. The C level and shareholders only care that the users get as many ads as possible while not going too hard to harm viewership. Personally speaking I'm with you though! I refuse to watch YT on mobile because the experience is worse than 5+ years ago, and it's never going to get better. I mean why would it when most views watch on mobile from the app that gives them more data from you.

[@averangesoulsgamesenjoyer]

Try mobile firefox with addblock, havent seen an add in years. And as a bonus you can even disable shorts or all recomendations.

[@tylerboothman4496]

Anyone ever get that bug where the entire KZbin app shrinks down into the miniplayer? Like you can scroll comments and search, but it's tiny?

[@nothingtoseehere93]

Pay for premium

[@kirk6115]

10$ doesn't even get me one shwarma

[@The_Divergent]

In US or europe? Its normal If its some Asia country You could get from 10 to 20 Portion

[@acidviper1]

Where i live in shwarma is €9.50. You should move.

[@clarkwhite998]

@@acidviper1 10 USD is 9.23 euros, so 10$ doesn't even get YOU one shwarma

[@Robbery_]

Why tf people calling it "shwarma"? What happened to the extra a before w? Shawarma!

[@zaicol850]

In Moscow one shawrma is about $2

[@PropaneWP]

It's kinda hilarious that the name of this company is 'Crowdstrike' - in that they both sound and act like some kind of horrible malware.

[@yensteel]

It's a little strange how the name came about. It could be from the founder, a concept, acronym, etc. Checkpoint makes sense. ESET was ok. Crowdstrike? Sounded malicious.

[@ABa-os6wm]

In fact, it's not malware. It's (goofy) snake oil.

[@Dimondminer11]

Sir I would like you to know that your pfp is extremely cursed and idk how to feel about it

[@leftcoastfunk]

$10 Uber Eats credit literally can't even cover the damn processing and convenience and delivery and other BS fees in my area 🤣🤣🤣

[@Razear]

It's like being offered in-store credit at the customer service desk when you just want to get your money back.

[@atticusnari]

But they give you 1% of another stores credit that nobody goes to and is overpriced

[@randomuserame]

It's like being told there are no returns, not because you're out of the return window, but because they just don't feel like you deserve your money back (but secretly, they don't want to do the work to restock). Instead, they give you a coupon (expires today) for 5 dollars off a minimum purchase of 150 dollars... _Your original purchase was 12.99_

[@mightylink65]

After you lose hundreds of dollars of productivity per person that day.

[@bituniverse8677]

That VC could start a comedy tour himself with that as the premiss. He’d get a lot of laughter. He might even get so much he’s laughed out the building

[@bronzedragon6404]

Copilot once told me a motorcycle had 4 wheels 🤦‍♂️

[@Nine_Divines]

Well there's really nothing implying that they must only have two wheels to be called a motorcycle, it's just general consensus. Now unicycles, bicycles and tricycles on the other hand..

[@not2hot99]

Motorcycle with training wheels

[@2rx_bni]

That's just a stupidly named ATV

[@artemisDev]

Mr. Wayne, is that you?

[@thripnixe]

Still better than Google's Gemini

[@jeffhidalgo6037]

Oh good $10 will settle things

[@NRay7882]

Like paper towels for a hurricane.

[@mabey8048]

not even $10, $10 for uber eats which is almost worthless

[@jps1]

It's nice to see at least one commenter put the dollar sign before the number.

[@Antwon22]

on uber eats too, its like 3 bucks

[@CakePrincessCelestia]

Feels like every day's class action lawsuit. And it will happen again. It's basically: "Oh, sorry, we've been screwing you over massively for ages and now got caught pants down. Want a cookie?" and the lawyers enrichening themselves meanwhile.

[@social3ngin33rin]

"i'm not gonna lay eggs in your chest, bro!!!" lolololololol

[@ILoveTinfoilHats]

Crowdstrike? Never heard of it. Is that the thing mustangs do?

[@triadwarfare]

I think that's when you need unpaid volunteers to do a lot of work for you... like Crowdsource

[@BrentMalice]

ayyy lmao

[@Random_dud31]

And here we billionaires though comedy is dead. Can't believe you showed us that we are wrong

[@housepianist]

I hear it’s the title of Terminator movie - “Terminator 5: “Crowdstrike”. The machines are bored.

[@Rohinthas]

Aah that heartwarming giggle in the end (holds hand over heart in international gesture for "good feels")

[@allenqueen]

"Comedy is dead" -A multi billion dollar Venture Capitalist . . Well, atleast irony isn't

[@JohnDoe-wq5eu]

Most of my laughs these days are caused by extreme irony.

[@JorgeLopez-qj8pu]

@@JohnDoe-wq5eu Yeah, but not from comedians but from real life.

[@Ian.Murray]

Comedy is dead, but only if you're a liberal.

[@dailythenoob]

Man they haven't even seen Connor O'Malley's latest standup

[@Ian.Murray]

@@dailythenoob Who?

[@Sinted]

Jokes yelled from offscreen are way funnier than having them ASMR’d directly into my brain. Just imo.

[@somedvl]

I agree, its better as a bit. just move the mic back a little linus

[@touma-san91]

@@somedvl Yeah... Move it about 1km that way.

[@Ian.Murray]

I can't stand whoever they have behind the screen yelling jokes. I end up watching the episode on mute and just skim the headlines. Absolutely insufferable.

[@The_Slavstralian]

Please be careful with the crowdstrike vouchers thing. Scammers will be on top of this 100%

[@Douglas_Blake_579]

Each passing day I find myself increasingly happy that I'm not the idiot who released that CrowdStrike update.

[@Current900]

"I'm not gonna lay eggs in your chest cavity" XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@Ripcode2233891]

"Microdose the Y2K crash" hahaha

[@Vladhin]

"microdose Y2K" that's some good writing right there

[@No1TypeC]

$5.4 billion, not $4.5 billion... it's literally in the thumbnail image!

[@hakzource8660]

LTT proofreading at work once again lol, they forgot the GN drama

[@itstotallykyle7210]

​@hakzource8660 Steve loves a good follow up

[@odnx]

To be fair neither is likely the full amount

[@hakzource8660]

@@odnx they’re still wrong and spreading false information then what

[@Joostinonline]

​@@hakzource8660they also said two nights ago that the Intel issue was just a voltage issue, and that it would be solved by a microcode update, even though that's just one. I don't think it's ever reasonable to think LTT will get their shit together.

[@notavailable637]

what if. just a theory. advertisers and google DONT track me at all. and just put ads on relevant sites. im on news article about cars. but cars. im wathcing youtube show me content like music/movies/tv. stuff like that. most of the "personalized" ads dont even fucking work anyway

[@noirknight9770]

3:03 “And the people are excited” are these “people” in the room with us right now?

[@Kjntl]

someone made a booobooo of 0.9 billion

[@Oi_Mate1]

8:46 Firefox users unite!

[@brianbarker2551]

all three of us?

[@PropaneWP]

@@brianbarker2551 Ok, I'm here now

[@dumbassesanonymous]

​@@brianbarker2551four of us

[@Kuroji07]

​@@brianbarker2551all 4 of us?

[@atul.aditya]

Four of us

[@pacmon5285]

He's clearly wrong about comedy being dead. Because he followed that comment by saying he thinks AI can save it.... Which is hilarious.

[@drifter4training]

Space Force Season 2 scene predicted the global IT outage..

[@Mrdrdxse]

Surveillance pricing had better start making stuff cheaper for my broke ass. If they can’t see how broke I am, they’re not doing it right smh

[@syahmiirfan6779]

You think? In my opinion, it's more likely that they'll just make everything more expensive as long as you're willing to pay, their whole motto is to make as much money as possible, you know..

[@vincenthellsing5655]

"to Microdose the Y2K crush" ...my fucking sides 😂😂

[@stalkingtiger777]

Firefox has had its ups and downs, but I'm glad I stuck with them since 2k4. We'll see if I still feel this way in another 20 years, though.

[@blackwing1362]

i mean, if they handed out 450 million of these coupons to people (which would be about 200 people per affected computer) then the industry would break even

[@BenjaminKeller]

That's just for the US though, there is probably 2 to 4 times the damage world wide

[@JohnnyVent]

Google's new privacy sandbox. "Don't let the bad guys have all your data, just leave it with us!" 🤣

[@jayce6591]

I love the princess bride reference!

[@potatoCris]

i start to think that we don't need an smart AI we need a stupid robot who do my chores!

[@RGBeanie]

Gigabyte also skimp on paste and pads. My 3090 ran so hot, took it apart and it was horrific inside. Replaced the past and pads and dropped 30ºc

[@lordkell1986]

"Smoldering moustachio" kinda sounds like a fancy European coffee based dessert 🤤

[@AwayFromTheWorld]

Jessica's chirps are so funny. You all rock, ty.

[@darjanator]

Jessica's giggle at Riley's "smoulder" was just so adorable.

[@justkevin09]

Hope you had a nice vacation Riley. Glad you have you back

[@notCAMD]

8:30 brave search!

[@adamgilmor792]

I watch this channel for your absolutely top tier use of sarcasm. 😅🎉❤

[@robovoxx]

The "not gonna lay eggs in your chest cavity" comment killed me - thanks for that

[@arcticpenguin.]

Damn these bots are fast

[@itsmeadmiral]

literally. 3 views and 30 likes atm.

[@m_e_nere]

Get faster than them

[@ngspace9829]

I'm pretty sure most people that say that are bots themself.

[@JackCarsonite]

I'm not a bot 😅

[@blasiankxng]

good princess bride reference lmao

[@marianolaguzzi]

Worst thing is redeeming or accepting in any way that coupon probably legally counts as a settlement for the damages, depending on how it's worded (and I'm willing to bet it's worded in just the right way to make it not so clear at first sight, but legally binding none the less), meaning if you do you won't be able to sue crowdstrike or pressure them for a proper settlement

[@newmachine00]

quick bits are the 1st party cookies that come by default in my os

[@river559]

I find it so funny and insulting that they're offering just a $10 uber eats gift card. One the outside perspective, $10, whether it's per company, per employee, or per affected device is chump change compared to the work the IT teams have to go through to fix this issue on top of the crap ton of money they've lost from the systems being down. And on the personal side, I STILL haven't received my $60 refund that uber eats stole from me back in May from an order they never delivered for 6 hours that had no driver listed after the first one sat in a parking lot on the other end of town for an hour.

[@Bratfalken]

Llama.... the original hawktua!

[@JakeDelanois]

This video perfectly sums up the mess that numerous tech companies have gotten themselves into.

[@mexicanhalloween]

a whole ha'penny milord? you're too kind

[@Prence]

Why are tracking cookies allowed to exist. No company should be allowed to track you anywhere on the internet. After I get off a website, I go in and delete any cookies that site puts on my computer. Yes it’s a pain in the ass and yes I have to log into every website if I go back, but they can’t track me. Well I hope they can’t.

[@godminnette2]

The article cited says $5.4bn, the video title says 4.5, typo or two different estimates?

[@samuelo5052]

Probably a reasonable typo

[@TheJordanLp1]

Reasonable Typo. I can't believe some people are getting so angry about it in the comments

[@Pratalax]

oh man, that delivery on "how to use the darn thing" really got me for some reason xD

[@legendarystuff6971]

Llama 3.1 IS open source. I am normally one to say that open source with caveats is not open source but in this particular case, the caveats actually make it more open source because they block the giant assholes like Google. More open source!

[@TrioLOLGamers]

Can you explain? I want to know more.

[@legendarystuff6971]

@@TrioLOLGamers yes, it's functionally open source. You can use it commercially, fine tune it the way you want. The reason people say it's not open source is because there is a clause in the licence where if you have more than 700 million users/customers you have to contact meta to negotiate with them. Also not all the training data is available. I don't care about these though. The most important thing is if I want to use it today for any purpose, I can and you can too as long as you're not Google, Amazon or Microsoft. Fuck these companies anyway, I like this clause.

[@TrioLOLGamers]

@@legendarystuff6971 if it is well documented (so you can edit that code easily) and you can use that code the way you want. Well that is Open Source. Having that 700 million users clause does mean it is not fully Open Source, but I mean..., it is not bad... A normal user should never worry about that. Every code should be open source, so still it is good.

[@maxrinehart4177]

it's open weight not open source, open source is muss naming and I hate it. if you are software engineer you probably know what open source is, which the ability to have access to the thing and modify it, so that includes the weight, the data, the code used to train the data.

[@maxrinehart4177]

​@@TrioLOLGamers licenses restrictions exist wiyh open source projects too, but this is not open source because it's only open weight not including the whole data.

[@why3029]

Sorry about the $4.5 Billion. Here’s 10 bucks

[@steveh8658]

Inconceivable! Love you guys!

[@TheRealWoofer]

I very purposefully wore down my teeth on the QuickBits

[@mikerenningersr7664]

Shame they got the title wrong. It's 5.4 billion, not 4.5

[@rhlutz]

What's $0.9Bn between friends?

[@martinprince8253]

One Shwarma

[@howardlam6181]

nobody inb4 title change

[@junyaiwase]

@@martinprince8253shawarma!

[@LPanic.]

Not sure if I keep coming back for the tech-news or the comedy! xD

[@TinyDancinKoi]

Awesome episode! This show has been deeply ingrained into my weekly routine

[@JonathanBlasingame-o3l]

Even better, the codes DON'T WORK ANYMORE. If you try to redeem it, it says the code was cancelled by the issuing party!

[@Powertampa]

I can vouch that the thermal paste thing is much bigger than it seems, because cards since the 10 series have been experiencing exactly that. After about 12 months or so the median temps start to go up and eventually settle at +10C over new. MSI, Palit and Gigabyte are doing this. Those are the cards I have seen this happen to over the last couple years.

[@thripnixe]

Microsoft should sue Crowdstrike, still lot of people thinks this all hazards because of Microsoft fault. Also they need to block all of these freaky antivirus companies getting kernel access on millions of machines.

[@motoryzen]

Asking Microsoft to sue crowdstrike it's pretty asinine considering the fact of how evil Microsoft is and they should have been sued into Oblivion decades ago

[@SaHaRaSquad]

A $10 food voucher is what I get in any order from a local tech shop just randomly thrown in. Businesses can hand that stuff out like candy.

[@YOEL_44]

CodeBullet already did an on the fly AI written Rick & Morty marathon, I think I have normalized it.

[@Artista_Frustrado]

Cloudstrike paying companies in expired Uber Eats vouchers is the most US of A story imaginable, the only way it could get any more Stadian would be if the Cupons were only valid for Deep Fried guns at Walmart

[@Ian.Murray]

okay liberal

[@Artista_Frustrado]

@@Ian.Murray if you think that's an insult, then you're one sad individual

[@Ian.Murray]

@@Artista_Frustrado If you think it's not, you're one ignorant individual.

[@Artista_Frustrado]

@@Ian.Murray oh wow that really was your best material Bots these days, zero effort

[@Ian.Murray]

@@Artista_Frustrado imagine thinking you deserve anything more than disgust, cope and seethe lmao

[@Julzaa]

Brave Search!!

[@Nellkay]

Somehow Zotac in 3 Generations has managed to become one of the most reliable graphic cards brands

[@sobertillnoon]

Title is 4.5 but the news headline said 5.4

[@shaun7163]

I bet there are T&Cs that if you accept then $10, then you waive your right to sue!

[@darylcheshire1618]

in Jan 2023 I had covid and was in isolation, I ordered a packet of Panamax from Chemistwarehouse to be delivered. Nothing happened for four weeks and I got over covid. Finally the Panamax arrived in a huge box and some balls of paper. When I complained they offered $10 off the next order.

[@earlfrancart5687]

i dont believe it. youtube interupted the in channel ad. with an ad of their own.

[@SleepyFen]

Not giving any compensation at all would've been a better idea than giving something so measly. That kind of evil wouldn't have landed them in the news at all, but people will remember the 10 $ gift card for years

[@SuperMegaCoffeeGuru]

Survailance Pricing.... So does that include the companies that charge you more just because of the device you are looking at them from?

[@syahmiirfan6779]

Yup, that's likely what's going to happen. Apparently, Uber got caught with collecting data on user's smartphone battery percentages. As far as I could remember, they deny every allegation of them using that data to jack up prices when your phone's battery is low, but knowing Uber, I doubt they'll be on their word.

[@Falsechicken]

"Micro-dose the Y2K crash" Rofl

[@esathegreat]

Congress can summon people? What happens if you don't want to be summoned

[@Kyle-yn5hy]

Can someone explain why people are still using Chrome when Google is pulling all this shit. Firefox is like, right there. Is there some killer feature I don't know about, or is it just market momentum.

[@touma-san91]

Part of the problem is probably the fact that majority of the browsers uses Chromium as their engine so people might think they are changing to better browser when they are not, and it might not show in statistics properly if they use generic browser identifier for chrome/chromium. Not everyone knows for example that Opera and Brave are both using chromium-engine.

[@Kyle-yn5hy]

@@touma-san91 That doesn't really answer my question. Chrome is not Chromium, Chrome is just derived from Chromium, like Brave and Opera. Either way, users of alternative browsers derived from Chromium like Brave and Opera barely make up a fraction of web users. Current estimates put Chrome at around 64% market share for web browsers, which is then followed by Safari, Edge and finally Firefox. Safari and Edge make sense because they come pre-installed on MacOS/IOS and Windows respectively, but when users decide to install a third party browser, I just wonder why Chrome is still the most popular choice. In my experience, Firefox does everything Chrome does but doesn't exercise any hostility towards the user like their super controversial Manifest V3 changes. I'm guessing it is just years of brand recognition and market momentum, but I'm genuinely curious if Chrome has ANYTHING else going for it.

[@gasracing5000]

@4:44 He didn't say he wouldn't lay them other places in your body... so he's technically not lying.

[@saturn379]

8:10 fun fact: the word "gooz" is usually used as a (i think slang) for the word "fart" in persian

[@michaborski7383]

why everything is about failures, suing , congressional hearing, survailence

[@keithbrown7685]

Because nobody wants to hear happy stories or happy endings, like, say, Little Red Riding Hood.

[@rollerdragon]

guys.. you got me... this episode not only triggered an uncontrollable need to watch 'princess bride' for the 400th time [no, i never mind watching, hell i recite it!] but you also caused me to want never to use my debit card again.. surveillance pricing! SHA!! cash only [which i do realize, as point of fact, that 'cash only will not work in this digitally financial our society is now...] huzzah!!

[@keithbrown7685]

Are you with the goon squad?

[@syahmiirfan6779]

@keithbrown7865 so what if he's with the 'goon squad'?

[@DaddaPsy]

0:12 This is like the equivalent of giving your employees a pizza party when doing another all-time-high result instead of a fair pay.

[@KonekoNyan]

"Real men test in Production"

[@Ajibolaa]

Man the jokes are soooo deep now with Jess 😂😂😂😂😂 I love it 😂

[@aaardvaaark]

Jessica's still killing it.

[@3XC4L1B3R]

Darn, I really enjoyed this episode of tech news. But I wanted my $0.005 Canadian Tire money...

[@Martial-Mat]

That last line was hilarious

[@YoutubePizzer]

it feels like the skibidi toilet movie might deserve a place in the next gamelinked since it’s a series built on valve games

[@johnknight9150]

I had to re-paste my AMD card. Always had problem with overheat crashes. Good as new after we put paste in there properly.

[@ash36230]

This episode is a list of reasons why corporate monopolies are bad

[@poochey1]

We need more Jessica!!! Can she host again plz!!! She's comedy gold!!!

[@Schwuuuuup]

For everyone asking: llama3 405B downloadsize: 750GB

[@tomalexander4327]

So good to have Riley back

[@TheMoatman]

Oh, gee, it's almost like LITERALLY EVERONE who was aware of the previous AI winters knew that the current crop of algorithms would overpromise and underdeliver just like EVERY SINGLE PRIOR BATCH OF REVOLUTIONARY AI ALGORITHMS. If I didn't know any better, I'd think that ML "researchers" were intentionally ignoring 70 years of AI history. What's that? They are? Well I never!

[@syahmiirfan6779]

Jeez, 70 years.. I didn't know that artificial intelligence was already pursued since the 50's. If that's even remotely true, I guess this whole hype train around it is nothing more than a pipe dream.