Inspired by the same meme format with the Postal Dude, which was then inspired by the HL Grunt and JC Denton. It seems to be a year old meme, I've only found it now, but fuck it Postal Dude version: • Sorry are you sitting ...
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@tarvishwhite75022 жыл бұрын
The genuine disdain is palpable.
@insaniam_convertunt_scientiam Жыл бұрын
Humanity should stop being distasteful
@channingtaintum2 жыл бұрын
The blue tag is all I needed to see that she is indeed heretical. I bet she’s not even a special enemy lol
@KingZealotTactics2 жыл бұрын
For a regular man of the empire, she's deadly but not for our boy saltz he is the chosen thot slayer.
@CHADCONTEXT Жыл бұрын
So cringe she's "special"
@Wstydzie Жыл бұрын
She makes fanfiction on the internet about making friends, I think she's special enough
@gleibeffrime2528 Жыл бұрын
Also the fact that she had to leave when the bell was summoning her
@BenOtterson Жыл бұрын
@@Wstydzie special needs
@DeltaRaiden2 жыл бұрын
The inquisitive zoom has me dying, he can see straight through this wenches attempts at a snare.
@HorrorTuuletin2 жыл бұрын
"That is NOT what I said" was the best moment.
@Carpatouille Жыл бұрын
No, it's when he said he pledged to SIGMAAAR ! And she looked to his paper
@Bionicdodo244 ай бұрын
Nah the best part is "indeed it is" 😂
@gunterdonnerfaust9616 Жыл бұрын
I love how the Chaos warrior in the background just says "There is no escape" when she sits down
@Mr_Flake7611 ай бұрын
He's experienced this witches foul sorcery before, not even nurgle could defend his soul from her.
@muffinmaster70592 жыл бұрын
The fucking bell being the Skaven Lodestone sound killed me.
@PedroRodrigues-je6xp2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha Hears a bell and scurries off imeadiatly?!? I smell skaven!!!
@BM-yy8db2 жыл бұрын
Please Janfon, please I beg you, travel down to your meme-lair, heat up your shitpost-cauldron, and brew us up a Saltzpyre open-verse challenge meme
@grigoriyremez88512 жыл бұрын
Call me Ku’Gath, cuz I’m about to dive headfirst into Papa Janfon’s cauldron of Umgak.
@invaderHUNK2 жыл бұрын
“I know it’s pathetic” “Yes it is.”
@SpookSkellington2 жыл бұрын
Sigmar is his best friend, he has no need for women or friendship bracelets. Also Sienna would probably immolate anyone making moves towards our boy. Bardin would probably be friends though, everyone loves Bardin.
@PedroRodrigues-je6xp2 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile kerillean is trying to flirt with our kruberChad
@uncledoctor69202 жыл бұрын
Are you saying Sienna has the hots for Salty? No pun intended.
@SpookSkellington2 жыл бұрын
@@uncledoctor6920 It's hinted at through dialogues ingame
@voodooozo37552 жыл бұрын
@@SpookSkellington saltz: "If you are dead, then who will hate me..?"
@kritikermessing48342 жыл бұрын
@Pedro Rodrigues Since when does an elf flirt with Mark?
@lillelinne63 Жыл бұрын
"We gain nothing from further discussion" is such a good way to just end a conversation
@tomasz94292 жыл бұрын
"This is all Lohner's fault." I'm 13% sure that was acutally Pusfume in a costume...
@andron71082 жыл бұрын
The fucking image of Salt sitting on his computer, clicking away with a grumpy face and saying "This is all Lohner's fault..." It's like he just lost a game where Lohner fed a lot
@BossEvasion2 жыл бұрын
Lohner’s an innkeeper, of course he feeds
@Janfon1 Жыл бұрын
@@BossEvasion Underrated punchline
@derpysean107211 ай бұрын
@@BossEvasion Feed the rat he does.
@Janfon12 жыл бұрын
Inspired by the same meme format with the Postal Dude, which was then inspired by the HL Grunt and JC Denton. It seems to be a year old meme, I've only found it now, but fuck it Postal Dude version: kzbin.info/www/bejne/a2jMnYttrK6Xmbc
@BearAttackMan2 жыл бұрын
I literally JUST watched that video for the first time today and thought "Man, I hope Janfon1 does a video of Saltzpyre trying to get people to sign his petition or some other Postal reference." Makes me a little paranoid, like the universe is live casting my thoughts.
@MrJinglejanglejingle2 жыл бұрын
Year old meme? Who cares! At this point, I'm fairly certain you could get away with just about anything, with how good your rendition on memes are! Hell, you want a more "up-to-date" meme? Salty seems PERFECT for the "The Rock raising his eyebrow with vine boom" meme. I suppose any of them could work, given how absolutely expressive you make them.
@Janfon12 жыл бұрын
@@MrJinglejanglejingle Mate you're late to the party, I made both the nod and the stare months ago - you can find them on my meme folder (link in bio) or on Discord, just look up Saltzpyre
@MrJinglejanglejingle2 жыл бұрын
@@Janfon1 ...Fair point. Damn.
@valhalanguardsman25882 жыл бұрын
What da chaos warrior doin'?
@TheVincenzoGaming2 жыл бұрын
I've been laughing for a full hour at saying saltzpyre's head grow large when he said 'no'
@DocSpooky2 жыл бұрын
Jan you're SPOILING us with this amount of uploads
@Slipewater2 жыл бұрын
Nice touch when he tags her
@Zman148882 жыл бұрын
Gonna need that extra 20% damage for this heresy.
@fredthemanish2 жыл бұрын
From 0:43 to 0:56 has made me laugh very hard. I've watched this like 10x now. Hilarious. Also salts voice actor is definitely the best of the cast.
@jimmyrome908 Жыл бұрын
Honestly hanging out with Saltzpyre actually sounds like it'd be a lot of fun if you could agree that you both hate something.
@cursedcroissants16892 жыл бұрын
Saltzsigma(r) Grindset
@ChillAssTurtle2 жыл бұрын
That which is flawed can never truly be righteous
@andresgomeziii2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the recent wave of content, ive followed you for a year and just recently got the game, so its great timing
@PunishedVenomDrake2 жыл бұрын
That Rot-Helm in the background early on was so damn fitting
@theburningman5047 Жыл бұрын
I love how Saltzpyre is becoming a giant meme
@ImposCoE2 жыл бұрын
You're too smooth Janfon! You're too smooth! I love the chaos warrior yelling "there's no escape!"
@CHADCONTEXT Жыл бұрын
0:17 "There is no escape" Indeed, poor Sigmarite couldn't escape.
@secretname26702 жыл бұрын
"(...)As we know from the P.R. Pendragon book "creatures of light and dark" witch hunters are solitary creatures, here we see a dominant male, defending his territory with ferocity of a drunken cavalier against a practicing simp witch, which is mentioned on page 196 and according to...(...)"
@alllowercase4799 Жыл бұрын
I give my everlasting thanks to Janfon for singehandedly roping me into vermintide with both be more careful goreksson and this video.
@gigachad43112 жыл бұрын
very good , interesting storytelling , greetings from germany warhammer chad animator
@insaniam_convertunt_scientiam Жыл бұрын
If you’re gonna die next to xenos and witches while fighting back hell in earth then it won’t hurt you to ask her for a friendship bracelet. Let the poor naive thing enjoy the shattered glass that reality became before we all shatter.
@snottodagobbo41682 жыл бұрын
0:45 Polnareff Saltzpyre Polnareff Saltzpyre
@bagration46582 ай бұрын
Literally Catrinne and Saltzpyre chilling between missions
@dremovremen17648 ай бұрын
Yes, very impressive.
@bluelick75782 жыл бұрын
Saltpyre is gold every time.
@Zedigan2 жыл бұрын
How dare the foul witch try to tempt one of Sigmar's servants
@zombiesalmon49972 жыл бұрын
Instant subscription
@theredreichsmen9532 жыл бұрын
Please, lord Janfon, I present you with a humble suggestion: “Standing here I realize” meme but it’s Kruber (or Kerillian) punching a rat ogre If anyone can do it, you can
@ghola822 жыл бұрын
YES PLZ MAKE THIS HAPPEN?? ; ;
@Sluxslol Жыл бұрын
THE BELL oh my god the bell
@dreamy_632 жыл бұрын
This is the best thing that I have ever witnessed
@dgc2780 Жыл бұрын
That.... woman has one of the weirdest faces i have seen in a long time
@Nekros-t9e Жыл бұрын
The holy book of Sigmar just says “no”
@davethiessen33722 жыл бұрын
Fucking bell at the end had me rolling XD
@MrJayberry176 Жыл бұрын
*muffled "THERES NO ESCAPE" in the distance*
@mito24532 жыл бұрын
This is legendary well done
@jontyhugh10802 жыл бұрын
I loved that exchange, Kinda pathetic, Indeed it is!
@kritikermessing48342 жыл бұрын
Victor definitely needs to make her repent)
@Edge_Boye2 жыл бұрын
The actual bell tolling is great
@isaacshenton9330 Жыл бұрын
The rock eyebrow meme at the start get me every time 😂😎
@alexthehopeless3778 Жыл бұрын
Bro fucking tagged her to trigger the attack speed increase lmaooo
@theyuki-fay-multiverse90862 жыл бұрын
Sigmar is a friend of mine Sigmar is my friend Sigmar is a friend of mine He loves me when I'm right He loves me when I'm wrong He loves me when I'm writing very simple little estate's 😂
@Felix-Felix2 жыл бұрын
Faith in Sigmar doesn't leave space to commune with a taggable heretic
@stanxd0 Жыл бұрын
Your sigmarposting is gold Janfon
@lukelarson49962 жыл бұрын
This was too good
@sirskitariibush55702 жыл бұрын
Damn, Janfon got possessed or something, what with the amount of recent uploads! But I think he deserves a little daemonic possession, as a treat.
@Romamon2 жыл бұрын
i had an idea that might interest you to make whenever you got Bardin arguing about firearms craftmanship with Pusfume who's arguing back about Skaven contraptions being better and far better compared to dwarf things gotta have more Pusfume, the lil rakki needs it lmao
@Pinoisreadingabook2 жыл бұрын
press number 2 in your keyboard
@jameslionell20382 жыл бұрын
WITCH WITCH WI WI WI WITCH. sir you've made my day. Sigmar bless you.
@lkmuks2 жыл бұрын
holy shit I love this
@Asraeks2 жыл бұрын
Can you upload separate video with Saltz doing the Rock eyebrow raise?
@Janfon12 жыл бұрын
that's a gif, you can find it on Discord when browsing "Saltzpyre" this or you can download it from my vermintide meme folder (link in my profile's bio) and use ezgif to convert it to mp4
@Hanfgurkenhasser2 жыл бұрын
Wow, I guess my comment linking your meme folder got deleted. Oh well.
@Janfon12 жыл бұрын
@@Hanfgurkenhasser It did? I don't recall blocking links. Apologies!
@Hanfgurkenhasser2 жыл бұрын
@@Janfon1 It's all good, maybe I fucked it up somewhere and it just didn't go through. ;)
@theadl36819 ай бұрын
me when women try to talk to me
@volibear76352 жыл бұрын
you may not touch the hammer.
@bionicg20402 жыл бұрын
loved how he blamed Lohner at the end...
@macklee68372 жыл бұрын
"what that?"
@Janfon12 жыл бұрын
dolan pls
@macklee68372 жыл бұрын
Yanfon2 pls
@zhoriksobolev7230 Жыл бұрын
When bell play she leave but Saltz stay and gonna face enemies
@DocAcher2 жыл бұрын
Exquisite.
@demosxn6722 Жыл бұрын
Saltspire after this conversation: "Finally something less annoying, killing rats!"
@h1ld-antroplayer463 Жыл бұрын
Nice work! Where did you find the bell audio?
@ninjagaminggamesytpl95272 жыл бұрын
Pure Gold
@dr.spacemangalacticboogalo88572 жыл бұрын
Outstanding
@CoolSs2 жыл бұрын
*HOLY SHIT MAN* 🕶🧂 . i always love those memes
@valdeq012 жыл бұрын
Comedy gold! Waiting for more of this
@gutstheberserkerr8 ай бұрын
do this with bully ogryn from darktide please
@gr4mas1442 жыл бұрын
Giga Saltzpyre
@milk55655 Жыл бұрын
UMGAK
@Bionicdodo246 ай бұрын
Pffft hilarious
@Bionicdodo246 ай бұрын
"Indeed it is" is the best
@OperativeKANE2 жыл бұрын
Based
@danny_decheeto83002 жыл бұрын
Lmao this is great
@kirxee2 жыл бұрын
haha
@berserkboi12172 жыл бұрын
Sigmapyre
@markgrafgrag97132 жыл бұрын
Veri gud yes yes
@TheTobiasandersen95 Жыл бұрын
WHAT'S THAT?
@Allskil882 жыл бұрын
YOU ARE MISINFORMED
@vojtechjanda96842 жыл бұрын
Can... can we have just the clip of Warrior Priest opening his holy book only to reveal a "no." as a gif? Pretty please?
@DeNappa2 жыл бұрын
Janfon also posted them to download here: kzbin.infoUgkxmE9BWqb9OvcXQGeHVMDig8wzMip5iWNx
@Janfon12 жыл бұрын
@@DeNappa Thank you
@FuPlaayz2 жыл бұрын
hahahahaha! this cracked me up!
@lachlanmacrae17792 жыл бұрын
I actually hate when people have these pretend, one sided social situations. Like, stop, its weird and unnatural because you're pretending to be someone you're obviously not and are forcing the outcome of the "story". I don't get the appeal.
@Freekymoho2 жыл бұрын
I think its more of a chance for cooperative acting or storytelling. She lays a foundation, someone does something funny with it like this vid
@deadtome51922 жыл бұрын
These ones in particular, the more meme ones, seems more like putting two complete opposing characters and forcing them into awkwardly painful contexts with no chemistry and forcing it to work anyways. There's a bliss to it, knowing dumb shit convos like this can't happen and fucking shouldn't. For real, anyways. Is does kinda stink like gamer dorks shit trashing teen girl romance fantasy. I get you, it's there for sure. But I also like saltzpyre and his shit attitude and want him to do it at people in a non direct way. Postal dude too. Would hate to meet him but I want him on screen
@lachlanmacrae17792 жыл бұрын
@@deadtome5192 I like the memes actively going against the template, I don't like the template by itself.
@deadtome51922 жыл бұрын
@@lachlanmacrae1779 so you got me thinking... I *think* I agree. But idk what's in yer brain. So like... Two prerecorded videos shown side by side with the illusion of interacting with each other. Scripted events with pre-assumed lines of agreement that can be swapped out with any other pre-recorded response video. Complete cringe on both sides of the screen that desecrates the most basic assumptions of human interaction by being on the fringe of sociopathic self indulgence. ...The template is just tik tok. It's just straight up fuckin tik tok. I've never used that shit app and I can still see it, and I don't think I can unsee it now. Oh no.
@theobell20022 жыл бұрын
The _"nobody ever wants to sit next to me"_ part is especially cringe. Yes, I'm sure not a single dude wants an attractive girl to sit next to them..
@hazardofmadness6750 Жыл бұрын
"by sigmar, please shut up"
@om3g4z3r02 жыл бұрын
There should be a tiktoker con centration camp.
@kellywilliam37082 жыл бұрын
Do you think Tim Bentinck follows your channel?
@alpakapucuf339411 ай бұрын
Please, what is the music?
@noahleboahАй бұрын
Taal's Horn Keep Theme 5
@Nick-bk7es2 жыл бұрын
Reject Women, Praise Sigmar
@adamg4336 Жыл бұрын
M'NOOoo
@alexgor20112 жыл бұрын
00:09, 00:44 and 00:57 - BASED [ *ghh-ghm* ] ...sorry, i mean BLESSED BY SIGMAR NAME
@borbiboy15562 жыл бұрын
Fatshark if you read this... I WANT THE HEADGEAR SKIN AT 0:44 NEXT!
@hahihohe64212 жыл бұрын
Do you prefer Warhammer Fantasy or 40k?
@techelitesareadisease88162 жыл бұрын
what the hell is the context to the original anyways, what kind of weird shit is that
@YEGETAone2 жыл бұрын
such bad acting damn that girl has no future in theatrics