Sorry are you sitting here? But it's Saltzpyre

Inspired by the same meme format with the Postal Dude, which was then inspired by the HL Grunt and JC Denton. It seems to be a year old meme, I've only found it now, but fuck it
Postal Dude version: • Sorry are you sitting ...

[@tarvishwhite7502]

The genuine disdain is palpable.

[@insaniam_convertunt_scientiam]

Humanity should stop being distasteful

[@channingtaintum]

The blue tag is all I needed to see that she is indeed heretical. I bet she’s not even a special enemy lol

[@KingZealotTactics]

For a regular man of the empire, she's deadly but not for our boy saltz he is the chosen thot slayer.

[@CHADCONTEXT]

So cringe she's "special"

[@Wstydzie]

She makes fanfiction on the internet about making friends, I think she's special enough

[@gleibeffrime2528]

Also the fact that she had to leave when the bell was summoning her

[@BenOtterson]

@@Wstydzie special needs

[@DeltaRaiden]

The inquisitive zoom has me dying, he can see straight through this wenches attempts at a snare.

[@HorrorTuuletin]

"That is NOT what I said" was the best moment.

[@Carpatouille]

No, it's when he said he pledged to SIGMAAAR ! And she looked to his paper

[@Bionicdodo24]

Nah the best part is "indeed it is" 😂

[@gunterdonnerfaust9616]

I love how the Chaos warrior in the background just says "There is no escape" when she sits down

[@Mr_Flake76]

He's experienced this witches foul sorcery before, not even nurgle could defend his soul from her.

[@muffinmaster7059]

The fucking bell being the Skaven Lodestone sound killed me.

[@PedroRodrigues-je6xp]

Hahaha Hears a bell and scurries off imeadiatly?!? I smell skaven!!!

[@BM-yy8db]

Please Janfon, please I beg you, travel down to your meme-lair, heat up your shitpost-cauldron, and brew us up a Saltzpyre open-verse challenge meme

[@grigoriyremez8851]

Call me Ku’Gath, cuz I’m about to dive headfirst into Papa Janfon’s cauldron of Umgak.

[@invaderHUNK]

“I know it’s pathetic” “Yes it is.”

[@SpookSkellington]

Sigmar is his best friend, he has no need for women or friendship bracelets. Also Sienna would probably immolate anyone making moves towards our boy. Bardin would probably be friends though, everyone loves Bardin.

[@PedroRodrigues-je6xp]

Meanwhile kerillean is trying to flirt with our kruberChad

[@uncledoctor6920]

Are you saying Sienna has the hots for Salty? No pun intended.

[@SpookSkellington]

@@uncledoctor6920 It's hinted at through dialogues ingame

[@voodooozo3755]

@@SpookSkellington saltz: "If you are dead, then who will hate me..?"

[@kritikermessing4834]

@Pedro Rodrigues Since when does an elf flirt with Mark?

[@lillelinne63]

"We gain nothing from further discussion" is such a good way to just end a conversation

[@tomasz9429]

"This is all Lohner's fault." I'm 13% sure that was acutally Pusfume in a costume...

[@andron7108]

The fucking image of Salt sitting on his computer, clicking away with a grumpy face and saying "This is all Lohner's fault..." It's like he just lost a game where Lohner fed a lot

[@BossEvasion]

Lohner’s an innkeeper, of course he feeds

[@Janfon1]

@@BossEvasion Underrated punchline

[@derpysean1072]

@@BossEvasion Feed the rat he does.

[@Janfon1]

Inspired by the same meme format with the Postal Dude, which was then inspired by the HL Grunt and JC Denton. It seems to be a year old meme, I've only found it now, but fuck it Postal Dude version: kzbin.info/www/bejne/a2jMnYttrK6Xmbc

[@BearAttackMan]

I literally JUST watched that video for the first time today and thought "Man, I hope Janfon1 does a video of Saltzpyre trying to get people to sign his petition or some other Postal reference." Makes me a little paranoid, like the universe is live casting my thoughts.

[@MrJinglejanglejingle]

Year old meme? Who cares! At this point, I'm fairly certain you could get away with just about anything, with how good your rendition on memes are! Hell, you want a more "up-to-date" meme? Salty seems PERFECT for the "The Rock raising his eyebrow with vine boom" meme. I suppose any of them could work, given how absolutely expressive you make them.

[@Janfon1]

@@MrJinglejanglejingle Mate you're late to the party, I made both the nod and the stare months ago - you can find them on my meme folder (link in bio) or on Discord, just look up Saltzpyre

[@MrJinglejanglejingle]

@@Janfon1 ...Fair point. Damn.

[@valhalanguardsman2588]

What da chaos warrior doin'?

[@TheVincenzoGaming]

I've been laughing for a full hour at saying saltzpyre's head grow large when he said 'no'

[@DocSpooky]

Jan you're SPOILING us with this amount of uploads

[@Slipewater]

Nice touch when he tags her

[@Zman14888]

Gonna need that extra 20% damage for this heresy.

[@fredthemanish]

From 0:43 to 0:56 has made me laugh very hard. I've watched this like 10x now. Hilarious. Also salts voice actor is definitely the best of the cast.

[@jimmyrome908]

Honestly hanging out with Saltzpyre actually sounds like it'd be a lot of fun if you could agree that you both hate something.

[@cursedcroissants1689]

Saltzsigma(r) Grindset

[@ChillAssTurtle]

That which is flawed can never truly be righteous

[@andresgomeziii]

Thank you for the recent wave of content, ive followed you for a year and just recently got the game, so its great timing

[@PunishedVenomDrake]

That Rot-Helm in the background early on was so damn fitting

[@theburningman5047]

I love how Saltzpyre is becoming a giant meme

[@ImposCoE]

You're too smooth Janfon! You're too smooth! I love the chaos warrior yelling "there's no escape!"

[@CHADCONTEXT]

0:17 "There is no escape" Indeed, poor Sigmarite couldn't escape.

[@secretname2670]

"(...)As we know from the P.R. Pendragon book "creatures of light and dark" witch hunters are solitary creatures, here we see a dominant male, defending his territory with ferocity of a drunken cavalier against a practicing simp witch, which is mentioned on page 196 and according to...(...)"

[@alllowercase4799]

I give my everlasting thanks to Janfon for singehandedly roping me into vermintide with both be more careful goreksson and this video.

[@gigachad4311]

very good , interesting storytelling , greetings from germany warhammer chad animator

[@insaniam_convertunt_scientiam]

If you’re gonna die next to xenos and witches while fighting back hell in earth then it won’t hurt you to ask her for a friendship bracelet. Let the poor naive thing enjoy the shattered glass that reality became before we all shatter.

[@snottodagobbo4168]

0:45 Polnareff Saltzpyre Polnareff Saltzpyre

[@bagration4658]

Literally Catrinne and Saltzpyre chilling between missions

[@dremovremen1764]

Yes, very impressive.

[@bluelick7578]

Saltpyre is gold every time.

[@Zedigan]

How dare the foul witch try to tempt one of Sigmar's servants

[@zombiesalmon4997]

Instant subscription

[@theredreichsmen953]

Please, lord Janfon, I present you with a humble suggestion: “Standing here I realize” meme but it’s Kruber (or Kerillian) punching a rat ogre If anyone can do it, you can

[@ghola82]

YES PLZ MAKE THIS HAPPEN?? ; ;

[@Sluxslol]

THE BELL oh my god the bell

[@dreamy_63]

This is the best thing that I have ever witnessed

[@dgc2780]

That.... woman has one of the weirdest faces i have seen in a long time

[@Nekros-t9e]

The holy book of Sigmar just says “no”

[@davethiessen3372]

Fucking bell at the end had me rolling XD

[@MrJayberry176]

*muffled "THERES NO ESCAPE" in the distance*

[@mito2453]

This is legendary well done

[@jontyhugh1080]

I loved that exchange, Kinda pathetic, Indeed it is!

[@kritikermessing4834]

Victor definitely needs to make her repent)

[@Edge_Boye]

The actual bell tolling is great

[@isaacshenton9330]

The rock eyebrow meme at the start get me every time 😂😎

[@alexthehopeless3778]

Bro fucking tagged her to trigger the attack speed increase lmaooo

[@theyuki-fay-multiverse9086]

Sigmar is a friend of mine Sigmar is my friend Sigmar is a friend of mine He loves me when I'm right He loves me when I'm wrong He loves me when I'm writing very simple little estate's 😂

[@Felix-Felix]

Faith in Sigmar doesn't leave space to commune with a taggable heretic

[@stanxd0]

Your sigmarposting is gold Janfon

[@lukelarson4996]

This was too good

[@sirskitariibush5570]

Damn, Janfon got possessed or something, what with the amount of recent uploads! But I think he deserves a little daemonic possession, as a treat.

[@Romamon]

i had an idea that might interest you to make whenever you got Bardin arguing about firearms craftmanship with Pusfume who's arguing back about Skaven contraptions being better and far better compared to dwarf things gotta have more Pusfume, the lil rakki needs it lmao

[@Pinoisreadingabook]

press number 2 in your keyboard

[@jameslionell2038]

WITCH WITCH WI WI WI WITCH. sir you've made my day. Sigmar bless you.

[@lkmuks]

holy shit I love this

[@Asraeks]

Can you upload separate video with Saltz doing the Rock eyebrow raise?

[@Janfon1]

that's a gif, you can find it on Discord when browsing "Saltzpyre" this or you can download it from my vermintide meme folder (link in my profile's bio) and use ezgif to convert it to mp4

[@Hanfgurkenhasser]

Wow, I guess my comment linking your meme folder got deleted. Oh well.

[@Janfon1]

@@Hanfgurkenhasser It did? I don't recall blocking links. Apologies!

[@Hanfgurkenhasser]

@@Janfon1 It's all good, maybe I fucked it up somewhere and it just didn't go through. ;)

[@theadl3681]

me when women try to talk to me

[@volibear7635]

you may not touch the hammer.

[@bionicg2040]

loved how he blamed Lohner at the end...

[@macklee6837]

"what that?"

[@Janfon1]

dolan pls

[@macklee6837]

Yanfon2 pls

[@zhoriksobolev7230]

When bell play she leave but Saltz stay and gonna face enemies

[@DocAcher]

Exquisite.

[@demosxn6722]

Saltspire after this conversation: "Finally something less annoying, killing rats!"

[@h1ld-antroplayer463]

Nice work! Where did you find the bell audio?

[@ninjagaminggamesytpl9527]

Pure Gold

[@dr.spacemangalacticboogalo8857]

Outstanding

[@CoolSs]

*HOLY SHIT MAN* 🕶🧂 . i always love those memes

[@valdeq01]

Comedy gold! Waiting for more of this

[@gutstheberserkerr]

do this with bully ogryn from darktide please

[@gr4mas144]

Giga Saltzpyre

[@milk55655]

UMGAK

[@Bionicdodo24]

Pffft hilarious

[@Bionicdodo24]

"Indeed it is" is the best

[@OperativeKANE]

Based

[@danny_decheeto8300]

Lmao this is great

[@kirxee]

haha

[@berserkboi1217]

Sigmapyre

[@markgrafgrag9713]

Veri gud yes yes

[@TheTobiasandersen95]

WHAT'S THAT?

[@Allskil88]

YOU ARE MISINFORMED

[@vojtechjanda9684]

Can... can we have just the clip of Warrior Priest opening his holy book only to reveal a "no." as a gif? Pretty please?

[@DeNappa]

Janfon also posted them to download here: kzbin.infoUgkxmE9BWqb9OvcXQGeHVMDig8wzMip5iWNx

[@Janfon1]

@@DeNappa Thank you

[@FuPlaayz]

hahahahaha! this cracked me up!

[@lachlanmacrae1779]

I actually hate when people have these pretend, one sided social situations. Like, stop, its weird and unnatural because you're pretending to be someone you're obviously not and are forcing the outcome of the "story". I don't get the appeal.

[@Freekymoho]

I think its more of a chance for cooperative acting or storytelling. She lays a foundation, someone does something funny with it like this vid

[@deadtome5192]

These ones in particular, the more meme ones, seems more like putting two complete opposing characters and forcing them into awkwardly painful contexts with no chemistry and forcing it to work anyways. There's a bliss to it, knowing dumb shit convos like this can't happen and fucking shouldn't. For real, anyways. Is does kinda stink like gamer dorks shit trashing teen girl romance fantasy. I get you, it's there for sure. But I also like saltzpyre and his shit attitude and want him to do it at people in a non direct way. Postal dude too. Would hate to meet him but I want him on screen

[@lachlanmacrae1779]

@@deadtome5192 I like the memes actively going against the template, I don't like the template by itself.

[@deadtome5192]

@@lachlanmacrae1779 so you got me thinking... I *think* I agree. But idk what's in yer brain. So like... Two prerecorded videos shown side by side with the illusion of interacting with each other. Scripted events with pre-assumed lines of agreement that can be swapped out with any other pre-recorded response video. Complete cringe on both sides of the screen that desecrates the most basic assumptions of human interaction by being on the fringe of sociopathic self indulgence. ...The template is just tik tok. It's just straight up fuckin tik tok. I've never used that shit app and I can still see it, and I don't think I can unsee it now. Oh no.

[@theobell2002]

The _"nobody ever wants to sit next to me"_ part is especially cringe. Yes, I'm sure not a single dude wants an attractive girl to sit next to them..

[@hazardofmadness6750]

"by sigmar, please shut up"

[@om3g4z3r0]

There should be a tiktoker con centration camp.

[@kellywilliam3708]

Do you think Tim Bentinck follows your channel?

[@alpakapucuf3394]

Please, what is the music?

[@noahleboah]

Taal's Horn Keep Theme 5

[@Nick-bk7es]

Reject Women, Praise Sigmar

[@adamg4336]

M'NOOoo

[@alexgor2011]

00:09, 00:44 and 00:57 - BASED [ *ghh-ghm* ] ...sorry, i mean BLESSED BY SIGMAR NAME

[@borbiboy1556]

Fatshark if you read this... I WANT THE HEADGEAR SKIN AT 0:44 NEXT!

[@hahihohe6421]

Do you prefer Warhammer Fantasy or 40k?

[@techelitesareadisease8816]

what the hell is the context to the original anyways, what kind of weird shit is that

[@YEGETAone]

such bad acting damn that girl has no future in theatrics

[@guts8909]

WICH

[@chickenhunt5163]

Sigmar defeat tik tok cringe!

[@s.m.g.2166]

The original vid is the definition of cringe...

[@sksteele1235]

Based