Sorting Sprinkles (The Candy Man) (ASMR)

You've been invited to spend some time with The Candy Man as he sorts sprinkles for his customers.
If you are new to the Arkham Sanitarium / Rift World universe that I created here on my channel, you can read more about it at my website: bit.ly/2JxoVcf
If you are new to "ASMR" and/or my channel, welcome aboard and thanks for dropping by! The majority of videos I create, often in an unorthodox manner, are meant to help you relax, sleep, hopefully experience ASMR, and any other use that might help you find some peace of mind, concentrate, study, decompress, etc.
What is ASMR?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's just a non-scientific, made-up term that a layperson came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasant tingling sensation felt in various parts of the body (head, scalp, back, legs, etc.) in response to various visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles". However, the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming, comforting and soothing experience for people beyond ASMR purposes. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy these videos.
I experienced ASMR all throughout my life but no longer do as of a couple years ago. However, I still enjoy the hell out of creating these videos for anyone else that still experiences it or is just looking to relax, sleep, study, etc.
Eldritch Regards,
E.R.
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[@mentallymaitiu3172]

Next video: sorting hydrogen atoms from oxygen atoms

[@zordinger2111]

Uh... Sorting H atoms from O atoms? What kind of sense makes that?

[@NoahLinebarrier]

Zormyak splitting water

[@idkman8878]

Splitting nuclear atoms

[@ajaybhatia7888]

I thought I read snorting hydrogen atoms from oxygen atoms 😂😂😂

[@yochips848]

Yo mama

[@B0lld]

This man has no limits. He never repeat himself. What kind of creativity is this, Respect.

[@rafaelblares]

yeah.......amazing video

[@mustardman1040]

Matthew Feury Yeah, he does repeat some themes/ideas sometimes, but it’s cool to see how he usually changes something about it at least.

[@ZontSozont]

I want to watch his videos more than some films.

[@StayinFrosty23]

@Matthew Feury Yeah, it would be a bit of an exaggeration to say the least. But as the other person said, at least he's smart enough to change it up enough on the repeated theme so that it doesn't seem stale.

[@daklevaork7783]

Flooding the desk with sprinkles and sorting them by color... INTENSE CREATIVITY.

[@maddoxs9841]

"once again, dont worry if you fall asleep" *me, sorting my own sprinkles with him: wait were supposed to what now?*

[@stinkylizzzy4830]

gerard way jesus ahahah nice pfp

[@kayleighandchristopherwill2323]

under-rated comment

[@zohzie]

Same geesus

[@MrFrog-rd8lx]

Oh umm sir I think your doing it wrong Blue sprinkles first not yellow

[@youate2111]

Thanks for making me cringe

[@rickydrip4050]

You remind me of the weird art teacher from high school everyone was cool with.

[@boyopoyo3146]

Wait was?

[@Boredxm]

@@boyopoyo3146 Lol, maybe they're not in high school anymore.

[@blakej4924]

Racoon Gamer he was caught fiddling some of the boys in the locker room. Now he’s not as cool.

[@8BitWar_]

@@blakej4924 oh damn that sucks

[@L.A.M.B_B4]

@@8BitWar_ you know he's joking right?

[@grandmacookies422]

I hope you're not color blind or this is gonna be a hell of a ride

[@atomusoriginal9946]

I actually laughed out loud. I love this.

[@ayrtonmifsud7226]

@@atomusoriginal9946 same here budd 🤣🤣

[@harbs613]

I'm am color blind :(

[@kumatora5601]

@@harbs613 Can we have some insight into being colour blind while watching this video, is it like how @Captain Salty stated as "hell"? or was it just relaxing like the rest of ER's videos, super relaxing???

[@harbs613]

@@kumatora5601 being color-blind doesn't mean that I can't see color. it just means I don't see color as vividly as people who are not colorblind do. For example if there is yellow and green I can't tell you which one is which. But I do know that it is a lighter color. I'm not going to say that it's black. because I can tell that it's not black I just can't tell if it's yellow or green. So basically to sum it up I can see color I just don't see it as vividly as other people and the shades of colors blend for me. Hope this helped. 😊

[@MrGoose-hy8nk]

“These are rejects; this one is no good” Sprinkle: *cries in sprinkle*

[@annelisemeier283]

Rip my main man sprinkle #26835

[@sexyseal3146]

This made my damn day holy shit

[@0lucariogaming0-41]

*Dont worry, the ‘rejects’ are just special sprinkles that are more sugary than the rest*

[@LaLa-qf1qz]

MY HEART

[@kygearhartmusic]

No it cries sprinkles

[@Georgiepordge]

Shoutout to everyone who’s been here since he was bald

[@ComeOutOfHerMyPeople]

I’m waiting for him to shave it

[@HNblaz]

Relax with Satan is 5 years old daaaamn

[@lon3wolf154]

I’ve been here since he made (shaving pumpkin)

[@vladimirlenin6923]

I’ve been here since finding a video of him threatening me with a nerf crossbow. Edit: After looking it up it’s called Late Night ASMR 4

[@jeremiah4816]

I completely forgot he was bald at some point until this comment 👀

[@captain_powow]

Alternative Title: *Biker Jesus with Nicolas Cage's voice sorts sprinkles*

[@sly_cat]

I have guided you to the legendary number Your welcome. Nice.

[@nemu9298]

You deserve a heart from ER

[@captain_powow]

@@nemu9298 I sure do.

[@argalock]

@@captain_powow well, you can have my like while you wait.

[@jc-kj8yc]

I've been watching his videos for 5 years and never realized the likeness to Cage! Now I just wait for him to randomly burst out randomly screaming some of his words. "imagine IF YOU WILL a dystopian future..." thank you! All relaxation is gone :D

[@joeylink8569]

If three years ago you told me I would be sitting in my room, watching and listening to a man sort sprinkles on camera...

[@ba1868]

Yeah, me too.

[@JiviesThePivies]

Would it really be the strangest video you’ve seen?

[@TheFunniMan1388]

I would have believed my self

[@yochips848]

Yo papa

[@hellas5903]

@@JiviesThePivies Horse x man

[@jangofett550]

I read Snorting Sprinkles and thought, “Rift nooooooo!”.

[@seandavis3226]

Heck yeah! No-no snow!

[@justyouraveragesadguyonthe7449]

They dont call it booger suger for nothing

[@republikpropaganda2319]

Snotrting snow from bogota?

[@allisonholmes3224]

Lmao I’m dead 🤣🤣🤣

[@onniraunio1839]

Start of the video: "Imagine, if you would, snorting sprinkles. Becose thats excacly what we're gonna do today" *makes a line "alright then, lets get right to it" *SNNNNIIFFF "Oh yeah... Thats the tingles right there"

[@flemaster12]

For palpatine u should have said “he likes to order 66...”

[@argalock]

The Jedi order: *slowly goes away*

[@theamazingspiderwuss4236]

“He only ever orders 2 red, never more, never less. Real odd guy, kinda acts like a Sith Lord sometimes”

[@cindycaldwell9753]

The Amazing Spider Wuss wow

[@zygsevalatpw]

The sprinkles taste *shockingly* good

[@doggo9421]

I was looking for a comment related to Star Wars now I can sleep in peace * turns into force ghost*

[@Lyndrawsanimates]

Was I the only one staring at that one giant red sprinkle waiting for him to notice it

[@21catlike54]

Lol I just noticed it

[@samanthacobb1381]

oh thank god I wasnt the only one! i was hopping hed notice it ;w;

[@Lyndrawsanimates]

@@samanthacobb1381 sameee

[@kirkkek]

Yeah lol

[@lys8865]

I was about to make this comment

[@flangleguys]

*Candy Man:* Imagine... if you will... *Me with Aphantasia:* Shit

[@tonybalongna]

flangleguys what’s that even like

[@vandixm]

@@tonybalongna basically whenever we try to imagine something its just black, nothing shows or you see at least a few blobs but they're not very vivid as people without Aphantasia

[@kiragraveyard5450]

@@willis32 damn that sounds annoying and painful

[@runawayfaeIX]

@@willis32 humans are so fascinating 🕵️‍♂️

[@Kdawg142]

@Angry Scotsman Does Aphantasia affect dreams in any way?

[@RevolverRez]

I see social distancing has really gotten to Jesus.

[@sifuhotman1300]

This comment gave you a free pass into heaven 😂👌

[@nushluh6932]

Lmaoooo

[@raulrgarcia4562]

RevolverRez jesus was a nigga

[@ahegaojosuke3250]

@@raulrgarcia4562 Yeah like black jesus man that shit was funny.

[@alex-zg4rg]

CurrentlyOnMars shit just went from 0 to 100 real fuckin quick 😅

[@maxwellthegreat]

He never picked that monster red on the left and I couldn’t STAND it lmao

[@seededbreadasmr8377]

I was looking at that the while time lmao

[@robinmontgomery9160]

I can't explain it but I feel irrepressible anger every time he rejects a sprinkle that's in better condition than one he already accepted

[@s0phism]

some of the sprinkles he accepted might be shorter but the edges are rounded unlike the rejects.

[@ghosted-7815]

You dare question the Candy Man’s opinion?

[@thomaspena1945]

ER: “Imagine if you will” Everyone else: “ *He said it He said the thing* “

[@arbutuswatcher]

"In a world" ..... R.I.P. Don Lafontaine

[@soames.]

@@arbutuswatcher "where cheese wasn't edible" Soames Dexter McTear - 2020

[@adeadpfppic5156]

your comment no longer has 666 likes, you're welcome.

[@neftali704]

Where is that from ?

[@Crayzo_A.s.]

@@neftali704 his first candy man video

[@jenniferdunois2248]

Who else thought he was gonna do the entire pile in an hour?

[@seaofcheese9928]

Nah

[@user-yw6ix3ep4d]

@@seaofcheese9928 Nice profile pic, Chris

[@seaofcheese9928]

@@user-yw6ix3ep4d ty and fk why did Chris have to leave... :l

[@SoleEpiphany]

Not a chance. I sorted 44,000 Perler beads. Its mind numbing then again his pace was pretty slow by design too.

[@dylanfooler]

I thought he would, but I like this approach of it being specific orders

[@mcolborn8217]

This man is a legend i mean he sat there for a hour and sorted sprinkles with tweezers if this man doesn’t deserve a sub then I don’t know who does

[@brendanmccourt8167]

Mom: Why don't you go over the other boys' houses? The other boys' dads:

[@worldwidewebster6224]

If I had a friend who's dad was this cool I'd be hanging out with the dad, not the kid.

[@13_cmi]

ÆŒß

[@COMMYH]

@@worldwidewebster6224 right. 100% agree

[@danker1237]

He needs to make a shirt that simply says "Imagine, if you will..."

[@unusualgoofball]

That actually sounds cool as shit

[@perfectchicken5363]

@@unusualgoofball wait that's iligal ಠ︵ಠ

[@marrriiaa895]

I need a tee with “imagine, if you will” on it lol

[@Snositi]

same

[@wadecarnes8159]

same

[@hugoandersson2872]

Everyone would be really confused except for that one guy.

[@looneybatemanscotch2579]

Same

[@wadecarnes8159]

Hugo Andersson you were supposed to say “same”. The council shall decide your fate.

[@mrjonathanstrange]

Thanos: just give me half of everything

[@soniavelasco4776]

Lol

[@red5helidead]

E.R.: "Imagine if you will..." Everyone: *leonardo dicaprio pointing meme*

[@peach8438]

“That does it for the orders. All the orders are in order.”

[@Gala21]

Mr Lion same lol

[@TheRealQb1]

Mr Lion same

[@rvss5270]

Like... I mean... It's fair

[@nihillyle3434]

Peach it’s one of his loyal customers

[@leef3468]

HE SAID THE THING RIGHT WHEN I SAW THE COMMENT.

[@tracey9912]

ER: That’s no good. Two of them are conjoined Me: I see this as an absolute win.

[@argalock]

It's like chips from your friend's bag, "they count as one".

[@sodddit8360]

@@schizosinkhole NOOOOOOOOO YOU STOLE MY THUNDER

[@ThePancakeRenegade]

5:19 so happy to see an outlast reference in this!!

[@mryeet1952]

I was elated to say the least

[@dingus_wow]

I like how he describes each color as flavors even though sprinkles are litteraly just baked frosting

[@bosselotiscanon]

... they're baked frosting? that makes perfect sense, but i never realized this until now. damn.

[@jessicadee1753]

Imagine his resume. Special skills? “I have a great deal of experience sorting sprinkles by color. I execute the orders quickly and concisely with little to no mistakes.”

[@AmongSussy1]

I know it’s kind of a meme now, but I am genuinely impressed by the unyielding power that is your creativity.

[@Ben-----]

It's no meme, it's his way of life...

[@WorklingToaster]

Color blind people be like "i don't get it"

[@radusirbu3987]

Blind people: WTF IS EVEN A COLOR. ?

[@chadkangaroo8546]

Braindead people : '-'

[@o2hirayu]

Color blind people can see color, it's just that some colors may look the same, therfore making them see 2 of the same colors but can't see 2 different colors, which making them blind of that color.

[@benfrombarnyard416]

I've had this on a small screen while I'm a video call to my class and it's better then what ever the teacher was saying

[@whatsgoodearth]

Me: He has so little to do that he sorts sprinkles. Also me who watches: Guess I have even less things to do.

[@gisstar]

@@posteveryside-beatsnews what?

[@rottenapple2276]

I have seen you on other videos like 2 years ago 🤔. Now I am confused cuz I know it was u or u copied someone.

[@Blueba8]

@@rottenapple2276 If you saw them two years ago then it wasn't this person because it said he joined 2 months ago

[@binkerooney5175]

Next up on ER’s channel: counting all the grains of sand on California’s beaches

[@VendreadMike95]

Don't Temp him.

[@Helltothenaww]

Don't Temp him.

[@fortunate9714]

Don’t temp him

[@33ali33_melee]

Don't Temp him.

[@marzy..]

yes

[@sucrosecranium454]

They look like colored sausages up close

[@inklingthesoldier5053]

S A N D W I C H M A N

[@zygsevalatpw]

*Yum yum*

[@Ashdoesstreaming]

Maybe they are👀👀👀👀

[@dickydopy4638]

@@Ashdoesstreaming that means *rift is massive*

[@lunamanon9880]

ER: red just like blood Me: wondering if i should be scared or worried for the guy Also me: wondering why he thinks of blood while counting sprinkles

[@zygsevalatpw]

*what do you think they're made of*

[@Raupenkeimheimholer]

These kinds of of videos evoke some random childhood memory of the first times I ever felt ASMR tingles. It was when I was a child, playing make believe with my cousin at some family gathering. We pretended we were some kind of magical beings that ate gold. At some point my cousin started sorting some small pebbles that we pretended were gold nuggets into three heaps, depending on whether they were "good to eat" or not. He sat there for a long time sorting these, endlessly repeating "edible", "tainted" or "lump of gold" as he assigned them to one of the three heaps, while I just watched. It was kind of the same trigger as this.

[@beaverchicken]

Raupenkeimheimholer love eating me some gold!

[@genericguy6382]

Oh yes give me gold pizza reee

[@enzie8786]

This-- this is pure-- and wholesome 😢❤❤

[@idkman8878]

I think I might overdose on the wholesomeness right here

[@enzie8786]

@MarSec C 🤣🤣🤣

[@TheAcer1981]

*Mom: "where's your dad?"* *Son:"He's in the basement, sorting sprinkles by color and quantities for his customers"* *Mom:* *Candy man: Imagine if you will...* *Me:* _shutdown/h_

[@theunknowngameralpha2422]

Him: "red is very similar to blood" Me: imma get murdered my the candy man aren't i?

[@fanny800]

when he said that I automatically thought "is he a psychopath?"

[@senerio2124]

Saint Aldrich needed so many sprinkles to feed his new covenant the Obese Watchers.

[@Kurt_051]

Imagine if you will an ER podcast that brings other ASMRtists on and just sends the internet into coma like sleep.

[@incredulousd9408]

Ephemeral "making Joe Rogan pass out" Rift. Jamie, bring that up.

[@spookyboilanny8842]

Read this in Rod Serling's voice.

[@thetougo4583]

that's when the time will freeze :D

[@tsurutajumbo]

@@incredulousd9408 did somebody say ASMR + DMT?

[@ElijahM]

Him: Look at this cork. Cork: *INTENSIFIES*

[@onograce1327]

oh my god i seriously thought the title said "snorting" I was like: "he's finally lost it"

[@bucketsofoj2401]

POV - you skipped to the end to see if he separated them all

[@vrennexx3736]

No I didn't... And I won't

[@donutdotexe]

So were just going to ignore the fact that Anton Chigur, notorious murderer, ordered 18 pieces of sprinkles? lmao

[@elenaclaudia277]

Ikr

[@chris214a]

“What’s the most you’ve ever lost, in a sprinkle sort?”

[@VendreadMike95]

Here we don't judge people on their daily lives. We judge them on their taste in sprinkles and size of their orders.

[@monochromedream-eatingbaku]

I'm wondering how the hell Billy Hope's ordering shit when he's locked in a life pod

[@marioluigi27]

"If you don't scream, your death can be nice and tasty"

[@ghxstxctxpus1434]

His comment section is just so wholesome I can’t even with how wholesome this all is.

[@xctryhard4736]

This is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer f*cking will

[@grxh6633]

The customer list only is just 100 different references.

[@nikko4693]

Your profile pic is one of the most cursed things I’ve seen this month, congrats

[@grxh6633]

Nikko im not lying to you if i said that you arent the first person to tell me this

[@zy7422]

Nikko it really is upsetting

[@zygsevalatpw]

Your username looks like the sound that your profile picture would make

[@grxh6633]

autumn the pumpkin wolf my username is literally just random letters glued together it doesnt make sense

[@jillirik3828]

4:02 Gargamel only likes the blue ones. I love the Smurfs reference and the fact that this is so wel thought out. 🤩

[@nomppahomppa901]

Candy man: Cthulhu or Kevin to His friends. Me: So... Candy man is friends with Cthulhu?

[@cthulhu5702]

Possibly...

[@jakenicholls7518]

cthulhu eats candy too!

[@Wraith_Fire]

But of course

[@thatlazguy]

Of course he is, Mr. Cthulu needs his candy intake aswell, not just us.

[@QuigleTheGnome]

Nomppa Homppa CallmeKevin would like to know your location

[@getonrkid7057]

I’ve just came back to ER’s channel after 5 months, why has his hair grew a meter since

[@theironsword1954]

Quarantine, my friend.

[@Ryanzusa]

He said in his first late night asmr video that he was tired of having to get rid of it and is embracing his old age

[@yutisima]

@@Ryanzusa yeah but the hair went *_YEAST_*

[@Ryanzusa]

yeah i posted this response at a poor time

[@milaya7990]

Tropical storm Ryan lmao

[@merim5549]

I read “Snorting sprinkles” and that’s the reason I clicked on this video 🗿

[@guro5631]

"excuse me this is a candy shop. So would you like the white sprinkels"

[@pineapplegm4204]

I feel like I'm watching an anime that has a huge overarching plot, and I'm waiting for it to all come together.

[@edipasplays]

*insert its all coming together patrick meme

[@Snositi]

he has a whole universe of characters its insane

[@JakobeOG]

Theres more easter eggs hidden in ER videos than Treyarch Zombies

[@Eric-469]

If you had to suggest to someone, a single anime to start with, what would it be?

[@pineapplegm4204]

@@Eric-469 This one, obviously

[@starlord7027]

*”ah, ofcourse, Cthulu.”*

[@thatlazguy]

Or Kevin, as he is to his friends.

[@slyliezeroseven3696]

The level of commitment this dude has scares me

[@braydentaylor6516]

3:27 totally wasn't expecting that DW reference there but thanks for that 👍

[@DerMessiasderSatire]

Me, seeing this video:"No he's not going to-...." **Rift, starting to sort sprinkles** **open mouth**

[@pencil_1078]

Tought it said snort

[@manwithpc1619]

For 5 or so years you've been my medication for combating my insomnia/sleeping issues, I absolutely adore the work you do and you have been such a help to getting my daily routine back on track... bless you E.R, you deserve a big flailing cape you fucking hero

[@baileebaby5623]

*imagine he wasn't recording and count sprinkles for no reason*

[@YourFortunateDemise]

Your sheer creativity in ideas for ASMR vids and how you execute them is otherworldly my guy

[@Sunkissedspirit]

_Can I just say that this man has the healthiest and cleanest looking nails I've ever seen? Like god damn ✨_

[@theadvisor9782]

'in a holo chat with Lord vader' No sir, he blinded my vision and escaped therefore confirming that this place has genetically mutated citizens. 'scanner begins beeping' Hold on, another one's nearby. I'll inform you on the rest later. 'Deactivates holo message device' OK. Where is this signal coming from? Scanner: WARNING, HIGH ENRGY LEVEL DETECTED! Oh no, this could be bad. Hey kid, my squad detected high mutation levels from the people on this planet. My last encounter wasn't the best. I met someone called Bakugo and he attacked me without hesitation. Any chance you can tell me of any other hostiles I should know of?

[@zoe4521]

“the small ones are rejects” i’m sure that hurts a lot of people... :(

[@reagandietrich8097]

Uhhhh 😯😂😂😂

[@zoe4521]

Everything i’ll let you decide :)

[@yu-lv8di]

Me being short: :')

[@nyancat5359]

@Everything both

[@nicolecorter3533]

They're sprinkles.

[@julian2404]

Seriously, just him being so original and creative gives me hope and comfort, no matter when I watch his videos man - never stop ❤️

[@hewholaughsevenifitsnotfun8602]

3:22 We did it boys that Dalek ASMR is coming soon!

[@Yourmommoans]

“And the lawd Jesus proceeded to separate the holy sprinkles according to the requests of his followers, as he did so, he said unto thee. ‘As thy blessed hands separate the holy sprinkles, ye shall feel the tingle” Psalms- 4:20-69

[@Madii_78]

I shall obey masters commands and eat a potato

[@Yourmommoans]

Typical pancake love uwu they make for great pets and side dishes

[@sharktale5956]

Amen

[@unity__3829]

For some reason I read that in a loud black woman's voice

[@Yourmommoans]

@@unity__3829 they are quite passionate about their Holy Spirit

[@TRossMiddie11]

2018: Rift quits haircuts 2020: COVID closes salons worldwide Conclusion: Rift defines OG

[@thatlazguy]

did... did rift predict the future?

[@soames.]

@@thatlazguy Yes, yes he did.

[@atfwatchlist]

ER: “now this may take a while” Sprinkles: “uhh...YA THINK”

[@ItzSTRiKER1]

Me in bed doing nothing My brain: OCDEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@iminutero2827]

Exactly.

[@joybuzzergaming9487]

Exactly.

[@Mochiii_x3]

There is an even number of E's

[@shuiven]

im a simple man. i see the candy man, i click

[@GZ9090]

I candyhardly wait...

[@Pupqet]

Also an unoriginal man

[@Christian_509]

I see candy man I jump in

[@ChimpIee]

I'm A Simple Man, I See Free Candy, I Get In Van

[@Christian_509]

@@ChimpIee U literally just added words and copied me

[@Simpo-iu6gx]

Friend: Hey man how is quaratine going! Me:

[@clickbaitpolicedepartment7170]

Me: imagine if you will

[@VendreadMike95]

Hell yeah! 👍🏾

[@midasesfoxden]

"ah yes EMPEROR PALPATINE-"

[@justacringymakotoyukifangi8825]

Your username and pfp makes me feel weird

[@nightshade264]

I love democracy.

[@ethanbrandt8617]

ER: "Imagine, if you will..." Me: here we go again ER: "having to count thousands of sprinkles" Me: oh

[@naturewalk7083]

I was really hoping for an ORDER 66 joke when I saw palpatine here.

[@hurayyaaljufree7472]

HAHAHA ..sometimes I'm confuse if star wars was underated OR overated? Cuz not many ppl talk about this anymore .. Or is it considered oLD now ?

[@kenzo3111]

hurayyah al-jufree anyone who says starwars is overrated should be put to death

[@danielwgorrie6087]

Hooleyz Couldnt agree more

[@VendreadMike95]

Yes.

[@4everTagMe]

The whole time, i've been eyeing this long red sprinkle that he never got to :( lol

[@kirkkek]

I just scrolled past a comment mentioning said red sprinkle, I can assure you that you are not alone in this.

[@4everTagMe]

@@kirkkek Really! Haha that's too funny

[@thomastsohonis1218]

Can someone tell me where ghis giant one is

[@4everTagMe]

@@thomastsohonis1218Near the top left corner HAHAH

[@4everTagMe]

You can see it's true length any time before 27:15 😆

[@gyovazquez8987]

memes aside everyone this man is a legend for sorting all these sprinkles for a video

[@melodic_asmr]

This video is actually fantastic if you’re anxious. The slow, methodical counting and sorting gives you a feeling of stability, and the whispering is really nice too!

[@JaxWayne]

ER should do “The Ramen Noodle Man” and show and eat some of the flavors

[@Jake2Flashyy]

SlammersJammers he should

[@QuigleTheGnome]

SlammersJammers nah Ramen Guy is to powerful for this world he’d destroy us with his presence like he did with Nagato

[@soames.]

That sounds like a dream to me I'd just be eating curry noodles while watching a man eat noodles

[@andrewthomas3253]

If I could go back in time a decade, I'd show the first minute of this video to the then completely bald Uncle E...

[@thelittlemrs]

Plot twist, someone already did that

[@thatonesentientbagel4043]

Rift became Jesus, now he’s going for that rapunzel

[@Patriciaqt]

The level of patience. The thing I can only wish to achieve

[@telephone909]

ER: Sorts sprinkles Me: *screams* PICK THAT ONE!

[@argalock]

The blue, red, yellow, green, orange or white one?

[@motanderon]

That’s not the candy man, that’s Jesus Christ

[@Tummyboxx]

motanderon Amen

[@reubencramer2073]

*What’s the difference*

[@EuanBCFC]

That’s a musical isn’t it? *Jesus Christ Candyman*

[@thatoneanimekid7999]

Cactus Pancake GOD BLESS AMERIC-

[@thedead-eyegamer8773]

AmenTo that my brother amen

[@jinsiess3772]

My sis : why isn’t he dumping all the sprinkles at one dip? Me: s- Ah, I get it now. Me:(;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)

[@nextgenstudios335]

I love the sound and visuals when his hand is shaking on the leather-like surface, it's so satisfying to see and hear. Like, actually.

[@spookygirl4444]

I’d love to see one of these called “the video man” where asmr videos are banned and he just shows of clips of different characters doing different treatments aka asmr

[@ThePantyIntelligenceAgency]

Everything you say is lewd.

[@spookygirl4444]

The Hateocracy ?

[@Pythois]

Imagine if you will a world where your so early to an ER video it has 1 view but 10 comments

[@kylesimpson6729]

Just got an image of candy man pop into my head and now I’m scaring myself so I can’t sleep. I’m 19 and still scared of candy man from all those years ago. Sick👌😂

[@kearankuszpit1030]

This is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer will

[@spacekidaudio8851]

This man has extreme patience. Like I literally would've quit before the 2 minute mark Edit: For ASMR I would've went to 10 at the most lol

[@cookiecookies2870]

Woah when did his hair get really long

[@Joemama69420bitch]

Cookie Cookies quarantine

[@ozne3400]

Hair grows because matrix cells shed some of their structure as they reach the upper follicle. The shed structure combines with keratins to form hair strands that exit your skin's surface. Researchers are still looking into what triggers our bodies to "turn on" the anagen phases.

[@lilgustav5065]

@@ozne3400 k but who asked

[@ozne3400]

@@lilgustav5065 cookie cookies

[@ivy-nk2uo]

@@lilgustav5065 the person he's replying to lmao

[@RichardJr1134]

I don't know what it is about ER's videos but he gives me the ASMR chills even without headphones. I'm not sure if it's his voice or the fact that he does things I've never seen as an ASMR video with items I wouldn't expect,. but it works every time. Great job ER. Just what I needed to help me fall asleep tonight.

[@arsamyazdanian7123]

i love how he doesn't put ads in his videos that shows his love to what he does

[@classicalunicorn6647]

Candy Man: Imagine sorting and counting sprinkles Me who has done that before: Imagine?

[@imwiththescienceteam7192]

Imagine the family reunions with Er “So what do you do for a living.” Oh the usual, sorting sprinkles by color while whispering to random people on the internet

[@SudLig]

How to dislike a comment more than once

[@imwiththescienceteam7192]

Mkay8277 what lmao

[@softia42]

36:11 True, many KZbinrs are annoyed by cars, motorcycles or planes passing by while they are recording.. However, I love how you made the background noises (I heard nothing actually) canon by incorporating it in the storyline & making up some believable reason for it

[@nyonez]

the movements are even slow when it’s at 2x. truly a master of his craft.

[@MHanifA]

I'm not even into ASMR, but i always give this guy a watch just because of the premise

[@walkingcontradiction3962]

Me when I tell my friends "Uh, I can't today. I'm busy."

[@defeatedink0544]

This gave me SOO MANY TINGLES! Many channels just relax, but you actually trigger my ASMR!

[@cloudx845]

3:47 This man finna ship candy to the city of the gods