For those of you confused. This video clearly comes after the job application video where at the end you state how you're very interested in becoming the "Candyman's apprentice"
@krayt13996 жыл бұрын
Jimmy John and since you applied that way for this position, you clearly have to be a different "someone" or even in a different timeline th an the person he offered the job to is the last candyman video ("the proposition").
@starclanspecops45662 жыл бұрын
Which video was that?
@birbos7542 Жыл бұрын
Ioun really care about lore, just here for sleeps
@dankmemerino14736 жыл бұрын
There are two kinds of really good ASMR vids like this: -the kind you put on your phone at night and turn the brightness all the way down and get really good sleep -the kind you watch at night but drink 10000000 redbulls to stay awake through like 50 videos and keep up with the intricate storyline
@HaZa9176 жыл бұрын
yus indeed, i like the second one the best
@dsout78415 жыл бұрын
This is the latter
@pinkboyblue.965 жыл бұрын
The sad part is It’s true
@xmarksthespot28504 жыл бұрын
Acually, the one you turn on at night and sleep to, and the one you turn on in the middle of the day for no reason
@quinnafred4 жыл бұрын
I plan to make a canonical timeline
@rhondabroadway7793 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one that watches ASMR in the morning or mid day sometimes just to relax and Multitask
@annipsy21853 жыл бұрын
i do while working at any hour rly
@danmiller94593 жыл бұрын
No sir i also enjoy this channels ASMR during daylight hours.
@xiphactinusaudax10453 жыл бұрын
why would you be the only one? Out of nearly 8 billion people did you really think you were the only one in the whole entire world who doesn't listen to ASMR at night?
@danmiller94593 жыл бұрын
@@xiphactinusaudax1045 jeez chill out
@xiphactinusaudax10453 жыл бұрын
@@danmiller9459 ok
@thomasgraham7426 жыл бұрын
All the "clients" are patients at the sanitarium and you are being tasked with assisting the resident pharmacist in delivering the proper medications to each of these patients. This is part of a program of your rehabilitation and helps you rationalize your situation by considering the medications to be candy and referring to the pharmacist as "the candy-man" .
@natelevin40265 жыл бұрын
Thomas Graham Jesus christ
@jaxykastner55565 жыл бұрын
Thomas Graham meta
@LittleManBigCock5 жыл бұрын
No but you will get 1 bag of soar pach kids per hour
@Omnicide1015 жыл бұрын
Dark
@ferza60455 жыл бұрын
I like the way you made me think that my reality is broken
@ArticulateDesignASMR6 жыл бұрын
Man I would love to see your setup, i've no idea how you get such targeted, yet soft lighting like this - it's incredible. *edit* hahaha, IT only places an order every 27 years
@RapturedSloth6 жыл бұрын
Hey articulate, I loved your sugar dealer video you done a while back; I wonder if CM has a place for you as an apprentice? (collab potential?)
@oof5786 жыл бұрын
He's got a shadowed filter around the edges of the screen
@darkcodes97486 жыл бұрын
Flood Light, Gels or Shadow Filters maybe?
@universesaiyan64906 жыл бұрын
Why the fuck does the second jar look like shit
@BloodPump6 жыл бұрын
Jaylen Sanders your 2nd uncle couldn't find the bathroom in time
@goldenglee48196 жыл бұрын
So In Rift World, Pennywise, Wonderland, Star Wars, Alien, Marvel, Willy Wonka, The Wizard of Oz, The fantastic Mr. fox, Conan the Barbarian, and god knows what else, all exist in he same universe... I MUST LIVE THERE
@BlueTheSquid6 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@lordsaladin3615 жыл бұрын
Golden Glee and god
@lordsaladin3615 жыл бұрын
You missed fallout and bob ross
@teogonzalez79575 жыл бұрын
Golden Glee the mad max verse
@sh1nighami5 жыл бұрын
And in october john wick, and most recently as Jesus H. Christ
@Loveyou9verysorry106 жыл бұрын
Candyman always has a place in my heart for being the first asmr video I watched and got me into it
@ibukiwithagun21416 жыл бұрын
Nami Tidecaller do you want to give him some “sugar”🤗
@ntmfalloutproductions47136 жыл бұрын
It was always You Helen...
@flowersandwater6662 жыл бұрын
you wanna marry?
@arandomcrusader-93556 жыл бұрын
I expect a salary of 5 jolly ranchers per hour, can this be met?
@thomasbyrge14986 жыл бұрын
I_Eat_Donuts Like_Alot I can agree also five Donuts a week
@billiamcaprisun4286 жыл бұрын
How about 1 forward payment of CONSTANTINOPLE
@ifeelcoke43476 жыл бұрын
I_Eat_Donuts Like_Alot the emoji killed the comment.
@arandomcrusader-93556 жыл бұрын
Simon The Pigeon WE SHALL TAKE THAT OURSELVES!
@xtrathiccboi6 жыл бұрын
DEUS VULT
@mudkippug6 жыл бұрын
If I was the apprentice I’d knock all those jars over with one swing by accident probably. Or maybe on purpose. I like breaking stuff. Thanks for the heart.
@naughtymelon67124 жыл бұрын
**swings bat at full force** Whoops! Aw, jeez, would you just LOOK at what happened here. Sorry boss, it was a TOTAL accident, It won’t happen again. I PROMISE. (chuckles)
@jonathansauceda5894 жыл бұрын
@@naughtymelon6712 **proceeds to hit boss over the head with large gummy worm**
@marionettehone4 жыл бұрын
A candy bat, or a giant gummy bear on a stick would be better
@creepydeepyclown4 жыл бұрын
Athena Edgelord a tootsie roll bat with sharpened lollipop stick nails coming out the sides with gummy bears on them
@robotsinc95733 жыл бұрын
Kade Rogerson you must have been smoking a lot of sugar, calm down, I’m scared
@st_ar4573 жыл бұрын
The best part is if you don’t fall asleep he has an entire story line layed out to entertain you.
@bobveinne24396 жыл бұрын
Candies used for those wondering: Nonpareils Boston Baked Beans/French Burnt Peanuts Chocolate covered pretzels Root-beer barrels Butterscotch Orange flavoured slices Mint flavoured leaf slices Assorted licorice (Black Australian liqourice, the best kind) Gummy Bears Swedish Fish Gumballs Runts candy If for whatever weird reason you find this useful, and want to go out and buy these because you have OCD like meself then like this comment so other weird people with OCD things like this will find this comment useful.
@completelypointlesschannel53255 жыл бұрын
Thanks b
@Dovaz9215 жыл бұрын
I will buy and eat them in sync with the video!
@canis34325 жыл бұрын
It’s people like you, we need, but don’t deserve
@natelevin40265 жыл бұрын
Canis Mortem it’s people like you we need but don’t deserve
@berndzwanziger5955 жыл бұрын
What are nonpareils?
@Hectorlph5 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who loves watching him grab the root beer barrels with tweezers? For some reason I really enjoy it...
@keldawott74062 жыл бұрын
Me too
@Aa1aaaaaaaaaa2 жыл бұрын
This is quite literally the job I currently have, excluding the delivery aspect. i work in a Canadian bulk baking ingredient/candy/spices store with a heavy emphasis on the candy. I get a cool 6 samples a shift.
@redsoulheart50408 ай бұрын
Bulk barn?
@Shawshook6 жыл бұрын
Time stamps for phone: 00:00:00 Welcome aboard 00:02:16 Salary & benefits info 00:04:29 A couple of questions for you 00:06:35 Overview of the latest batch 00:07:30 Prepping the merchandise 00:13:38 Filling client order #1 00:22:58 Filling order #2 00:28:52 Filling order #3 00:32:50 Order #4 (To be filled by you) 00:33:05 Filling order #5 00:39:25 Order #6 (To be filled by you) 00:39:45 Order #7 (Filled at the end) 00:41:08 Filling order #8 00:49:55 Orders #9 to 14 (To be filled by you) 00:50:43 Filling order #7
@sachitagrawal60866 жыл бұрын
Floofer McPooferstein thanks
@applepoie18066 жыл бұрын
Thx bad boi
@jqv0026 жыл бұрын
Yes! I been going down the comments so far, ti see this
@danyrinck6 жыл бұрын
Thanks bro
@generickitty506 жыл бұрын
Papa bless my dude
@chubbysurprise44296 жыл бұрын
Not to tell my life story but I'm just going through a lot and I'm going through withdrawal right now and your vids are a blessing thank you uncle E you might help me get passed this.
@bryannasay-zel94586 жыл бұрын
People call me the Candyman But you... You can call me... Me: The Candyma- Your new boss. Me: Ehh?
@recruityboiii44856 жыл бұрын
I SAID THE SAME THING!
@Jirito6 жыл бұрын
i read this comment while the video played at that moment. woah
@creaturehunter9795 жыл бұрын
N-Nani?
@TheCompleteMental5 жыл бұрын
*_NANI?!_*
@galaxybraixen71915 жыл бұрын
People call me the Candyman but you... Can call me... Me: the Candyman Your new boss. Me: well I guess I'm fired.(*takes the candy and runs away*)
@Cookie09276 жыл бұрын
Since he's my new boss, would the make me The Candy man's man?
@ibukiwithagun21416 жыл бұрын
A. Cookie no it would make you the candy mans main delivery man
@PolskiProdigy6 жыл бұрын
No
@ibukiwithagun21416 жыл бұрын
KoroniarzPL oh I’m sorry what is it the good sir please share you genius Edit:fuck my life Edit 2:I’m fucking bad at grammar
@PolskiProdigy6 жыл бұрын
That guy Named chad aka surfer dude idk why I said no, I think I had a bad day or something
@loggue80195 жыл бұрын
The candy mans man can
@Arcticx3696 жыл бұрын
7:13 "Orange Slices" Me: I will go deliver those to Ant-Man.
@j.rqueefenstein47736 жыл бұрын
Arcticx369 that was the best ant man quote
@angelrosas60646 жыл бұрын
Arcticx369 😂😂👏🏻👏🏻
@brendanhunter3896 жыл бұрын
Anyone else never seen a superhero movie?
@rosex.x75866 жыл бұрын
Brendan Hunter Which movie?? Infinity War, or Ant-Man? ( I havent watch Infinity War yet )
@omneshbleh88856 жыл бұрын
Arcticx369 that’s why he wasn’t in infinity war, he never got those orange slices
@thegodofmemes Жыл бұрын
Boss: “if I would give you all the candy you want I would be out of buisiness” Me as a type 1 diabetic: “no you wouldn’t be lmao”
@leonardo92596 жыл бұрын
I bet ER would make a bad ass Dr Strange ASMR
@HomemadeWeegee5 жыл бұрын
You know whats funny about that
@kalebtewodros4 жыл бұрын
Funny you should mention that....
@is84653 жыл бұрын
Yes
@leonardo92593 жыл бұрын
Two years later and I confirm, he did do a badass Dr Strange
@is84653 жыл бұрын
Yo yessir
@underconfident_asmr5 жыл бұрын
I really can’t believe how relaxing this one was. It has taken me almost a week to see this to completion because I conk out, and thankfully I haven’t dropped my phone on my face. Thank you’s!
@WiscoWallace3 жыл бұрын
Who else thinks a candy man apprentice sequel with new jars of candy would be amazing
@mushy_pancake3 жыл бұрын
me
@thecusk69186 жыл бұрын
The thing that amuses me the most is how everyone at the asylum is super chill about CM. They’re all like “Oh yeah, Candy Man came around not long ago”, which in the context is the equivalent of casually saying “Oh, the crack dealer visited recently”
@spacegators17753 жыл бұрын
Yes
@kingrootbeer86566 жыл бұрын
Those damn shoe-tasting bananas
@10dads46 жыл бұрын
Sans The Skeleton and wet cement grapes.
@natelevin40265 жыл бұрын
Do they taste like shoes or do they taste shoes?
@thatguyrobert6604 жыл бұрын
@@natelevin4026 Yes
@flangleguys6 жыл бұрын
These are some fine looking drugs weve got here
@weebwhacker62174 жыл бұрын
I agree.
@Dreamer-bw1ch4 жыл бұрын
Angel Dust you’re two years late buddy
@weebwhacker62174 жыл бұрын
@@Dreamer-bw1ch Not like your any different.
@jasonbartola60464 жыл бұрын
@SomeAngelFan i’m not 2 years late
@flangleguys4 жыл бұрын
where are all you guys coming from lol
@Banksinatra_6 жыл бұрын
I don’t always meet with the same customer that’s never bought anything within the last 3 years of first meeting him but when I do, I still give him free samples.--- the only advice you’ll ever need as a new candyman
@tomjames48232 жыл бұрын
This is really relaxing and kind of lifts my spirits at the same time when I feel depressed.
@jacktweddle77776 жыл бұрын
I cannot explain how long I’ve been waiting for this
@sadbreaddog86616 жыл бұрын
"grape tastes like...wet cement" made me laugh harder than i should've 😂
@stevenbradley50329 ай бұрын
How does this only have 157 likes? What the heck. I’ve always had a theory that asmr videos get robbed of likes the most because most people fall asleep before it’s over and just overlook giving it a like. I’ve been a fan of this channel for many many many years and have always marveled at the world and atmosphere you have created within your channel. You truly are an artist and a true talent for relaxing the masses. You got me through some hard times in my life but I have come out the other side in one piece and owe you thanks for being such a big part of that. So thank you for the years of magic! I’m just returning from a little break. I’ve been enjoying making my way back through your videos like they’re brand new again. There are the exceptions of videos I have probably listened to over a hundred times each but I still enjoy them as much as I did before. You’re the best!!
@tastygem55426 жыл бұрын
“So you must be the new recruit” But in the last one you hired me did you not?
@omicronlyrae62286 жыл бұрын
Yes, hence why you are the new recruit
@FourTwenT6 жыл бұрын
Alexander Wilson exactly what I was going to say
@Zagnafain6 жыл бұрын
The timelines are getting sorta confusing. But a true fan can always keep up and asks the right questions.
@tastygem55426 жыл бұрын
Alexander Wilson no he just said it as he doesn’t know who you are when we were talking through all of the other candy man videos he made and we the audience was his favourite customer so he knew who we were until this video where he said confusingly “you must be the new recruit” as he didn’t know who we were which doesn’t make a lot of scence as he recruits us in the previous video?
@omicronlyrae62286 жыл бұрын
Some Random Guy It seems to all just boil down to how different people interpret certain language conventions. Its nothing that anyone can be right or wrong in. If that was the case, there wouldn't be shit like 'interpret this text' being taught in schools.
@bitpusher26004 жыл бұрын
This is so damn pleasing to the ears, man I love those rare moments my mind kind of eases up and anxiety sort of fades out for a bit. Thank you. *Edit: If you ever see this Rift, the sounds made by you pulling some of those candies out of the jars (like wonky fruit, gumballs, root beer barrels) are very particular sounds I don’t really hear duplicated in your videos too offen. Those sounds, the sounds of bottlecaps on glass (like in G.O.A.T whisperer), and your patented slow-tap technique is seriously the best relaxation tool I’ve ever encountered. Good night and thanks again.
@kyleduvall88183 жыл бұрын
I don’t know why, but 24:06 is my favorite moment in the entire thing. The sound of the orange slice candy being eaten is just satisfying to me.
@o-slice27456 жыл бұрын
man I was scrolling through tons of asmr and I came back to this several times because this is exactly what I needed tonight. your voice is so calming and your triggers are not as intense as those of others, which is why I feel so great when i listen to your asmr.
@GabrielWolfe6 жыл бұрын
Who can tingle us, the candy man can :3 Long time no see! And so glad to be your apprentice! I hope we get an internship with Corvus next
@aidanverhoef43526 жыл бұрын
yeah can we continue the plague doctor apprentice video
@pizzasub31944 жыл бұрын
yo that's cool, because he has the sections in the description the actual video bar is broken into pieces to show the sections, and it has a little title next to the time
@focalpoint._4 жыл бұрын
Its a surrise tool youtube added that will help us later!
@qwest5006 жыл бұрын
Yes I'm finally the Candy Man's Apprentice! 😁
@qwest5006 жыл бұрын
very proud to be the Candy Man's Apprentice.
@marimeme6 жыл бұрын
Qwest 500 me too bitch you ain't special
@thomasbyrge14986 жыл бұрын
I am proud too
@ifeelcoke43476 жыл бұрын
Qwest 500 you sound like one of those people that get proud for picking up a penny.
@qwest5006 жыл бұрын
Jamstone 😂😂😂
@Waterk116 жыл бұрын
The first candy man was one of the earliest videos I watched from you and has become one of my favorite series of yours. So glad to see you keep it going with your unmatched creativity !
@levi-58676 жыл бұрын
Just a casual delivery to a famous killer clown in a sewer, average 🤷♂️
@IndeedYaBoi6 жыл бұрын
Just a typical first day on the job!
@juanignaciodecarlofadu63045 жыл бұрын
Who was inspired by a very much real child molester and killer. Esentially we are selling child fodder to a character based on a mentally unwell murdering rapist clown
@WysteriaASMR3 жыл бұрын
That was my first experience too, strange.
@tabatalarenas91636 жыл бұрын
CM: “Are you an employee or a pa-“ me: “you know i am a patient of that asylum, Rift. Give me the candy already” 😂😂😂
Nyeah, see, Rifty boy, I need my candy, see? If I don't get it, see, I, uh, convince youse to give it to me, see? Wha-- dude, see-- OH MY GOSH JUST GIVE ME THE FECKING CANDY!
@kippdavis14435 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite ASMR and I can’t understand why. Helps me sleep! Please do more like it!
@Wrek1oose6 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine real world uncle E buying like 7 bags of candy at tops or his respective grocery store.
@corvidryan6 жыл бұрын
theres like 13 different types in the video im crying
@Jackaxed6 жыл бұрын
I thought we'd already established that Uncle E is a rich bitch.
@Wrek1oose6 жыл бұрын
Jack Becquerel it’s not about the price. It’s about the image.
@Jackaxed6 жыл бұрын
GamePlan Inc. well i mean u right, it is funny, but i'm just saying that the money must be nothing to him considering how expensive some of his props and masks are.
@Wrek1oose6 жыл бұрын
Jack Becquerel does he just get paid from KZbin or does he have another job??
@JBergmansson4 жыл бұрын
13:39 Love the attention to detail! Someone really read the source material.
@joeh18656 жыл бұрын
Luke Skywalker dies in Infinity War Had to do it to em
@tankaddict91476 жыл бұрын
Jafar was such a good villain in that movie.
@notthalis95456 жыл бұрын
No, and poor Simba! Remember? The magic flying carpet from Naruto? Anyone? He saved Namek from Aizen's Death Star? No one?
@kingnothing35236 жыл бұрын
The rabbit talks.
@Cosmo236 жыл бұрын
Joe : *SPOILEEEEEER* xD
@isaiahpedraza80136 жыл бұрын
I hate you
@ASMRWHISPERINGANGEL6 жыл бұрын
🍫 The Candy Man Can
@ktowietenzna6 жыл бұрын
Primus? 😍
@aaronp77736 жыл бұрын
Primus or Willy wonka?!😂
@oroborus41136 жыл бұрын
A A S M R W H I S P E R I N G A N G E L cuz he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good
@ASMRWHISPERINGANGEL6 жыл бұрын
🍫 Exactly Cloudy King lol
@ASMRWHISPERINGANGEL6 жыл бұрын
Andrew I think you are lost, the hoes of asmr is an other video entirely, thanks though love for your contribution to this thread
@arandomcrusader-93556 жыл бұрын
Sweet, now I too can proliferate refined sugar products!
@CharlieTheSupersaurus6 жыл бұрын
The pun is the icing on the cake.
@alex-didrihpulst62176 жыл бұрын
swet says :shieet:
@arandomcrusader-93556 жыл бұрын
Charlie The Supersaurus This is only a part of my candy themed Desserttation.
@CharlieTheSupersaurus6 жыл бұрын
I wish you all the best of success and that everyone appreciates that your material is as fresh as mints. Nevermind, I'll show myself out.
@prestongarvey93286 жыл бұрын
But there's always time to take back the commonwealth
@l_C0NR4D_l6 жыл бұрын
My prayers have been answered. 🍫🍬🍭
@prestongarvey93286 жыл бұрын
C0NR4D AMEN!!!
@blooba6 жыл бұрын
Tbh, of all your characters, the candy man is my favorite. I love seeing how his story has evolved over the years.
@obiwankebabi17476 жыл бұрын
Uncle E back again from another realm slaying demons just to help us sleep with candies
@darthrevan5333 жыл бұрын
General Kebabi
@mayo-naise17083 жыл бұрын
Radden slavkk dars plokk oni wan kenabi
@spacegators17753 жыл бұрын
I think you mean obese wonton crinoli as his true name
@Imperator_Chrysalis6 жыл бұрын
I can't express the love and admiration I feel for you! Your videos are so awesome, relaxing, helpful and creative. Every video is different and a masterpiece of its own! You sir, are the true Leonardo da Vinci of ASMR!
@S3l43r14 жыл бұрын
23:50 timestamp for myself
@theeguy90222 жыл бұрын
everytime i watch this i half expect him to just smile at the camera and start dumping shit into the bag as fast as possible
@Zapdos69964 жыл бұрын
0:20 al ready have the tingles lol
@VampirewthBraces6 жыл бұрын
I love the sounds of candy being eaten, it's so relaxing to hear a noisy hard candy or a mint or the soft chew of a gummy bear. Thank you Uncle E. I love your videos!
@nathanisaac81725 жыл бұрын
Candy Man: "All the candy you can eat, in an hour spread out over the course of a year." Me: "I can do a lot of damage in an hour."
@siradmin67913 жыл бұрын
Just save up the hour for the last hour of the year and eat all the jars of candy
@greatnature16074 жыл бұрын
This is by far one of my favorite videos by you
@usernameusername8824 жыл бұрын
Ngl those mint and orange slices look fire
@amazinc7546 жыл бұрын
I love how it’s like an actual story and world. we actually got a job!
@MatthewV1144 жыл бұрын
Other ASMRtist- tapping things ER: Candy man’s apprentice
@cursedchest646911 ай бұрын
The Candy Man can 'cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste goooood
@nofwild63259 ай бұрын
Grape ? 😊 tastes like wet cement 😊
@wizedog69156 жыл бұрын
You included Pennywise in this lore? Niiice
@jesuschristonabike88786 жыл бұрын
Frickin everything’s in this lore, my dude.
@ibukiwithagun21416 жыл бұрын
WizeDog so that’s why a clown was offering me chocolate pretzels in exchange for me to come down to the sewer
@mariano57194 күн бұрын
I need another video like these , it’s the only one I can sleep with
@graywill53953 жыл бұрын
"Ah yes my favorite flavor, WET CEMENT"
@mushy_pancake3 жыл бұрын
ok now I actually like that flavor don’t go disrespecting me 😤
@doggo94213 жыл бұрын
@@mushy_pancake rlly I prefer dry cement if I’m honest Although hey we can agree LAVA is the best flavour
@mushy_pancake3 жыл бұрын
@@doggo9421 lava flavor is good, but it depends on how you eat it. Ship-in-a-bottle flavor isnt bad, I recommend it
@ilovemenfs2 жыл бұрын
This guy has the best asmr. I always put one of his vids on my laptop before i go to sleep.
@Xandawesome6 жыл бұрын
"I'm the candy man, but you can call me-" The candy man? "-Your new boss." Oh okay. "But you can call me the candy man too.
@sugabias37774 жыл бұрын
You are good at asmr like I’ve never seen other adults do it but your really good
@noodlegaming28104 жыл бұрын
Wonky fruit 🍇 🍉
@judgementxx2 жыл бұрын
Hearing that there are no medical benefits just made me think of another rift merchant that would act as like a doctor or healer or something and was trying to think of what name they’d have, and then I realized it. Medicine man, you could be the medicine man, make it all voodoo-y and shit, but still just hand out basic over-the-counter medicines and whatever else
@MrCleyva216 жыл бұрын
All of this cross-contamination is driving me crazy! Every post-apocalyptic candy dealer worth their salt knows that you NEVER use the same equipment to handle Red Fish AND Wonky Fruit. Does the Candy Man not care about his clients?? What would Mr. Pennywise say if he saw how the Candy Man ran his operation?!
@snodingamer6 жыл бұрын
OhLawdItsChrist i mean pennywise lives in the sewers and eats kids so i don't think he has high standards for candy handling and packing
@slugrump91956 жыл бұрын
You raise some valid points, what you fail to see, however, is that the equipment is latest 22nd century technology from our very own resident plague doctor himself. And these little beauties produce a secret little fluid that deconstructs all bacteria after touching an object and then deconstructs itself into a harmless substance that cannot be seen through human eyes as it all happens on a microscopic level.
@snodingamer6 жыл бұрын
Suku The Gamer oh so basically he has to buy a new set of stuff after he's done with the old set as far as i can understand
@kennybrightwell18776 жыл бұрын
See, my concern is that gummy bears a class AA confectionary export, and it is clear that the tweezers he is using is a alpha-B class at most. He should really know better. One errant gummy bear could decimate a batch of red fish, or crack entire jarfuls of hard butterscotch candies. His wonky fruit batch would be pulped to bits. He should also be using nitrile gloves for to avoid contaminating the containers for his goods. I thought he was a professional!
@crimsonpatty61526 жыл бұрын
OhLawdItsChrist even worse he eats off the same thing he dishes em out with xD
@natelevin40265 жыл бұрын
I like this dude, his asmr videos seem more like a story to lul me to sleep than any other youtubers content so far
@snodingamer6 жыл бұрын
Who can make the world sound better the Rift man can cause he taps the wood and makes the world sound good
@generichumanbeing69735 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the asmr. I was shaky as all hell and this calmed me
@superpot86164 жыл бұрын
Lmao the Charle and the chocolate factory reference is great keep it up
@trevdoge6666 жыл бұрын
Dang so many references. I enjoyed the Dune one, I love that movie.
@c.r.49856 жыл бұрын
_Right on time for bed_
@rustroomofdoom6 жыл бұрын
Thank god! I was worried you had forgotten about this series 💕
@CarterDaDemon4 жыл бұрын
The real question, how many cuts had to be made when E.R. Accidentally dropped the jar as he had to hold the jar and the bag open at the same time
@intangibletingles34126 жыл бұрын
ER's videos continue to be no-brainers. I see an ER upload, I click, I watch. It's simple as that.
@robertarrowsmith7816 жыл бұрын
Who can make a sunrise?
@battleru48776 жыл бұрын
God Emperor Robert Arrowsmith The sun doesn't actually rise. It's actually the Earth's rotation slowly turning towards the sun that makes it look like it's rising.
@robertarrowsmith7816 жыл бұрын
User1 I know. It's just a lyric from that stupid Candyman song.
@battleru48776 жыл бұрын
God Emperor Robert Arrowsmith I know. I just felt like explaining it. Sorry.
@robertarrowsmith7816 жыл бұрын
User1 nah you're cool. I thought as much.
@robertarrowsmith7816 жыл бұрын
I_Eat_Donuts Like_Alot Good old Kumbaya.
@kingpat013 жыл бұрын
"we are not tuching the candy" - finger inside the bag🤣
@mightysurtr6 жыл бұрын
ohhhhhh! The Candy Man!!! finally again!
@TheWeekleyPotato4 жыл бұрын
love the Darry Maine reference at 13:45
@WysteriaASMR3 жыл бұрын
Me:I gotta be paying my bills and rent man Candy man:all the candy you can have for an hour Me:I’m interested
@Jabomb14 жыл бұрын
The candy man videos are defiantly some of my favorites
@Ihavenoen3mies2 жыл бұрын
So it’s an entire cult of different dudes So does that mean I can get a nice long beard like you master? And will I be able to meet the fast food man? I wonder what other multi-verses there are I hope I can spread joy and give candy wherever!!!
@recruityboiii44856 жыл бұрын
I saw this video and had to pick my jaw back up this is the video I've been waiting for forever 😃😎
@alexm19015 жыл бұрын
24:05 never get high on your own supply Candyman
@anastasiya16154 жыл бұрын
Just imagine having an asmrtist-husband and listen to him filming this and being his model for some massage videos or spa
@Samson124 жыл бұрын
There a actual asmrist that is that exact thing
@Samson124 жыл бұрын
Just search up MassageAsmr
@Thiccremoch1625 жыл бұрын
YO JUST GOT A GREAT IDEA WHAT IF HE(as candy man) DID A COLAB WITH GMM’S (good mythical morning) COTTON CANDY RANDY IT WOULD BE THE BEST CROSSOVER IN THE HISTORY OF ASMR AND COMEDY
@jasesevidos36896 жыл бұрын
There are a lot of people doing asmr but rift is the only one I know who deserves the title of asmrtist.
@captaingallifrey42746 жыл бұрын
Rift will you be my dad?
@edety33bhb6 жыл бұрын
Slippery Sledge no, but he will be your uncle😂
@Mark-hu7iu6 жыл бұрын
Sledge sucks Ela for life
@captaingallifrey42746 жыл бұрын
White masked man Ela has a low damage gun, avoidable traps, and no armor. Meanwhile, you forget to reinforce ONE wall, sledge will be behind you with an smg
@Mark-hu7iu6 жыл бұрын
Slippery Sledge she may have bad damage but her fire rate makes up for that. She has no armor because she's a 3 speed. Her traps can be avoided easy, true but still they're good when used properly. Also she isn't attack she's defense and can kill a sledge faster than a sledge can break a wall.
@captaingallifrey42746 жыл бұрын
White masked man 😂😂 my smg can fuck an ela before she can pull out her gun so don’t talk to me about fire rate. And Sledges ability to open up his own path makes it easy to avoid defenders 😂
@officialpokemill6 жыл бұрын
i'd love a candy man's apprentice 2 where ER appears as the multiple different characters that we visit!
@shadowveil93024 жыл бұрын
Willy Wonka: I have a candy factory Candyman: Hold my candy
@smearygoregamer19826 жыл бұрын
Haven't even watched the video yet but I was watching the previous candy man vid last night and was wondering how long it would be until this one did. Super excited! Thanks Uncle Rift
@jakegames48804 жыл бұрын
20:32 wtf did he just say?
@marcdarcy67463 жыл бұрын
Yummy 🤤
@Demon-dj1sd6 жыл бұрын
When you showed the little baggies I started thinking these candies aren’t full of just sugar lol
@thatonesentientbagel40434 жыл бұрын
KZbin updates sometimes do good, sometimes do bad, this time it was good.
@sccrazybrick1556 жыл бұрын
I've been waiting a long long time for this video
@OsvaldoAriciaga4 жыл бұрын
Man U just make me hungry for candy and gave me memory’s of Mexico