Soulstorm - Blood Ravens Stronghold Intro

[@gryphonbotha1880]

Boreale: There is no time to be lost!

[@nildzrecastellanos]

+Gryphon Botha you know hes just bald and fewlish

[@phinix250]

its better than losing 100 baneblades.

[@gryphonbotha1880]

phinix250 It's like losing your car keys, but worse.

[@thatonepsycho5157]

Creed stole those Baneblades to run over Failbadon, it really isn't Vance's fault.

[@phinix250]

ThatOnePsycho That might explain it, Creed Tactical Geniused them. now they look like a warp storm.

[@GiveMeSomeRounds]

"Commander Boreale, enemy forces in our perimeter." *WEHR?*

[@thezucc2927]

"Southern quadrant, but they were on the move. Current location unknown."

[@mojewjewjew4420]

there is no time to be lost

[@robrechtcordemans3763]

BATTLe BruVas

[@civilsecuritylite12054]

@@robrechtcordemans3763 SPESS MERINES. TODAY THE ENEMY IS AT OUR DOOR

[@dukkemonterier3429]

we know our duty and we will DO IT!

[@robindarozzer]

100 baneblades were lost during the filming of this picture

[@ethanblevins1116]

NOH!!!

[@captain-generalothinus3640]

For the emprah....

[@LAV-III]

Donated

[@manolgeorgiev9664]

BRUVAS! IT'S THE BANEBALDE!!!

[@unclesam5230]

Creed just relocated them that’s all

[@zillafire101]

Boreale The Tommy Wiseau of Warhammer.

[@NodDisciple1]

EMPERAH YOU ARE TEARING ME APART!!!!!! D-X

[@zillafire101]

Brother Malachai O HAI BROTHA DIOMEDIES. HOWZ UR SEX LIAVE?

[@Leetgrain]

I did naht deep straik her! I did NAHT! Oh, hai Spess Mahreenz!

[@zillafire101]

Leetgrain Hahaha. Wut a ztory bruva.

[@swolie]

Carron you just a little chicken CHEP CHEP CHEP CHEP CHEEEeeeeeEEeeeeeeeepP

[@droideka1890]

even after all these years... that tone shift from quasi-professional scout VA to "WEHR?" has NEVER not been hilarious to me

[@toniwhalin6813]

Clanker

[@zentarim2]

fuck its so good

[@frowny5460]

We know our Duty... AND WE WILL DO IT

[@Luxai]

...And yet, he lost because he had most of his battle brothers stationed in spehhs. Boreale is indeed bald and fewlish.

[@k-leb4671]

The battle brothers in space all got sucked into the warpstorm. Silly Boreale.

[@bummknallpeng4294]

I C U

[@Luxai]

@@bummknallpeng4294 *NO!*

[@toledochristianmatthew9919]

Even in the defeat. It showed how the space Marines were relying too much on deep strikes which made them predictable to the enemies

[@mapleflag6518]

Bawld*

[@hopelesspresbyterian6332]

This video is legendary. A relic from a more civilized age

[@gaynime9363]

Until the dark time until the GW copyright

[@pelinalwhitestrake8289]

Guees what time has changed

[@dr.feelgoodmalusphillips2475]

Despite being shit.

[@beefyblom]

a "relic entertainment" (game devs) from a more civilized age?

[@mapleflag6518]

@@dr.feelgoodmalusphillips2475 You mean a masterpiece?

[@ElekiSerket]

Moast of oua battle brothars are shtehtioned in SPEHSS

[@Leetgrain]

DEEP STRAIK DA SPESS MAHREENZ!!!

[@ElekiSerket]

***** Eh... Hello?

[@DerangedGodOfMischief]

Vriska Serket "We know our duty and we will do eet"

[@Erfierazgzb0ss4u]

fight for multiple simulntenous and fight or our door!

[@GenericUsername-qp1ww]

WHEA?!?

[@APC227]

NOH! It iz the enemy who will taste deff and defeet!

[@thezucc2927]

As you know! Most of howah Battel Bruvas are stationed is spesh, prepared to Deep Shtrike!

[@DarkPatro56]

It is the enemy who will become deaf and lose their feet

[@cahsahhhhhhhn]

*Proceeds to get half the chapter wiped out*

[@jadak100]

"they eat feet?"

[@Zero01k]

@@jadak100 defeat, I said defeat

[@enthiegavoir5955]

"We die a hero's death, but we will not die"

[@Damocles178]

When you realize that this speech really did canonically happen..... Let's remember this was the Blood Ravens last stand on Karauva as noted in Dawn Of War II :D

[@codysing1223]

On Kaurava yes. Not Kronus.

[@Damocles178]

@@codysing1223 Ah yes thanks. I got them mixed up :D

[@hearthatbird]

Boreales speech impediment was even refferenced to in the comics.

[@ExValeFor]

@@hearthatbird which ones? I haven't heard of any DOW comics, this sounds sick

[@cogrunner6763]

​@@ExValeForI think dow the search for Gabriel Angeles

[@cringlator]

Birth of several memes in just less then 3 minutes

[@Sir_Bucket]

Severals? A GALAXY OF MEMES

[@TheGringuish12]

WEHR?

[@mojewjewjew4420]

NOH!

[@k-leb4671]

More like 40,000 memes.

[@navnforfandenda]

Looking through the stronghold intro movies, and it just struck me how extremely unprepared the baldeale and his SPESS MEHREENS are. Seriously, he's clearly surprised when his scout tells him the enemy is near, and when he asks "where?" they don't even fucking know. Luckily he's got his multiple simultanious strategic and multiple deep strikes.

[@HyperfixationWizard]

The funniest thing about this is that if the Steel Rain tactic is in the Codex Astartes, then all the SPHES MAHRENES should know it already. So Boreale is just wasting time reminding them of a tactic they already know when they're already short on time.

[@Brandelwyn]

The thing is... Even Astartes can't remember ALL of the Codex teachings. Check out "The Chapter's Due", where it was said that only primarchs could remember the whole thing.

[@Tripas350]

That's why he says "as you know"... which just makes everything he says after that completely redundant. That sentence is just writing at its clumsiest, because anytime someone says "as you know", *then they already know*. People don't need reminding of things they know, meaning you're just spouting clumsy exposition for the audience's sake.

[@don_5283]

And yet... And yet I can confirm numerous instances of exactly that "as you know" arising in real-life institutional situations, from a boss, from an instructor, in memos, over and over and over again. I find it regrettably realistic.

[@spacewargamer4181]

@@don_5283 Is important prepare people when the task is important.

[@mausolus8466]

@BlackDeathViral03 Thats true, however, Blood Ravens are one of the so-called "Codex Chapters", which means they are treating Codex Astartes as unquestionable law, therefore, they really should know it as well as Ultrasmurfs (that are, unsuprisingly, Codex Chapter as well)

[@GAF1987]

"We shall not dieNO!!!"

[@nobby3265]

GAF1987 NOH IT IS THE ENAMEE TAHT WEEL TASTE DEAF N DAFEEET AS YOU NOH!!

[@GenericUsername-qp1ww]

@@nobby3265 MOST OF OUAH BAHTLLE BRUTHAS ARE SHTASHIONED IN SPEHSS PREHPERED TO DEEP STRIKE!

[@jadak100]

@@nobby3265 "They eat feet?"

[@chipmo]

Narrator: They did in fact, die

[@manolgeorgiev9664]

As you know!

[@vaniellys]

Dark Crusade stronghold intros: "We will stand, we will destroy you !" Soulstorm: "How about I tell you our entire defensive strategy ?"

[@finnheisenheim8274]

Dark crusade intros gave us the stronghold details in subtle manner. Soulstorm is about as subtle as an imperial guard bombardment on an enemy position.

[@gallalameblook9911]

@@finnheisenheim8274 I think it's mostly due to Soulstorm's strongholds being more gimmicky and thus having to explain manually what's happening. But I mean, DC's Necron stronghold is the most gimmicky of all (you need to plant a bomb and escape with your commander, and there are 5 points on the map that will activate and ruin your life once you activate the bomb), and loading screen + commander dialogue is enough to explain it. That and the first beacon being mandatory explaining you the secondary objectives without having to cut on Macabee's awesome speech

[@KingTrouser]

0:42 the chaplain facepalms as Boreale starts his speech....

[@OM-td2bp]

🤣

[@SIGNOR-G]

"Not this nonsense again"

[@azariah_kyras]

It's quite a feat if you can make a Chaplin facepalm

[@Arin-3]

Man's was contemplating turning the bolt pistol on himself for a second there.

[@Davesknd]

I cannot stress this enough: In one universe, this guy drove Cyrus to chaos!

[@ExValeFor]

I like to pretend that the Scout talking to Boreale is supposed to be Cyrus.

[@mercenarygundam1487]

@@ExValeFor Same

[@blacktemplar1139]

​@@ExValeFor that's because it is

[@Sara3346]

A laughing enemy is an easy target.

[@indrickboreale7381]

Enemy, who will tasted Codex Astartes. We fight for the glory, as Blood Marines, as Space Ravens, and we die for the nameh of the Steel Rehn!

[@GrandMarshalGarithos]

It’s even funnier when the spehs mahrines win the campaign, he renames the whole system “Borealum”

[@gryphonbotha1880]

I like to think that scout that runs to Boreale is a younger Cyrus.

[@lethostormcrow3142]

Holy shit. I had no idea.

[@Dante45p]

which makes no sense as he's the one who trained him!

[@gryphonbotha1880]

dah715 Apparently Boreale was a rather accomplished Scout Marine, with an incredible amount of patience. Of course, as a Force Commander, Boreale...sucks.

[@Dante45p]

Gryphon Botha Yeah it happens, skills as a warrior doesn't mean it commanding skills

[@superanimeniac]

+Dzaga Maga and cyrus was one of the only people who survived the kaurava slaughter.

[@andrewberrocal3962]

....."that was the single greatest thing I've ever seen"

[@someschmuck5105]

I like how the spess mahrines are shooting at literally nothing. I realize it's what happens when you get the sequence to play without there being a player faction, but given how hilariously terrible everything Indrick Baldreale says and does is, it is completely appropriate.

[@RAFMnBgaming]

Bahtul bruthas! we whil khil the invisehble monstah who rearangehs mih sohk drahr!

[@xotl2780]

I played this with Tau the other day and they still shot at nothing at the beginning.

[@blacktemplar1139]

But they are shooting at things

[@thecteam4395]

WEHR!?

[@dyshonoured4737]

Not to mention the negative cover they are standing on (the shallow water).

[@mojewjewjew4420]

They couldnt have created such a hammy and memetic scene even if they wanted. This is what makes it legendary, that it happend naturally. Gods i miss DoW.

[@BEESKIT800]

I still play it. Hell I even finished the spehs maureen campaign just yesterday

[@mojewjewjew4420]

@@BEESKIT800 God bless you then, how about trying some mods? I know one that works with campaing.

[@mapleflag6518]

People who hate this clearly are just as fewlish as Boreale himself.

[@mojewjewjew4420]

@@mapleflag6518 You shouldnt worry about them,they will get to taste deff and defet as u khno.

[@IsmaelSantos-xv9qf]

@@mojewjewjew4420 Playing this with the Unification mod with the Campaign and No Limit modifications to it. Clear the IG base? Screw that, better send an Assault Marine squad all the way into the main base, jump to their deaths near the stronghold, and use the vision range of them to deepstrike a dozen dreadnaughts and terminator squads in.

[@spectolder8536]

"There's no time to be lost", Boreale says, rather than "no time to loose". I like to think that he actually addresses that one to himself, realizing that he's not quite all together at the moment and trying to get back in shape ASAP, but remains overwhelmed by Kyras's magic brain freeze and descends into mad ranting, drifting towards the fate of Khorne's altar fodder along with his subordinates.

[@commanderbacara225]

When you realise that Scout is voiced by Steve Blum, the same voice actor for Cyrus in DoW2.

[@Manglet762]

Wish he did that Scout voice instead of his Cyrus voice. The scout one sounds more genuine while Cyrus sounds like he's trying way too hard to sound tough, which is amplified by some of his lines ("*my judgments are passed in shadow*")

[@havoc989]

@@Manglet762 I mean when you train a bunch of people and then find out they where all killed in a campaign that failed it makes sense you would be tough or act tough

[@kakashihatake326]

So is that Scout actually Cyrus

[@commanderbacara225]

@@kakashihatake326 Cyrus did actually take part in the Kaurava campaign and talked about it sombrely in DoW 2: Chaos Rising so maybe, yeah.

[@bezerkoid]

I don't think he is, is he? DoW stuck to almost all Canadian acting groups before 2.

[@diapason89]

Boreale is why Titus doesn't follow the Codex Astartes.

[@bigbenhgy]

Now we know why Leandros was such a bad guy. His role model was Boreale.

[@theNameless75]

Possibly the most infamous( or famous depending on how you look at it) scene in Dawn of War history.

[@Goodroosters]

When it steel rains, it steel pours.

[@JBrander]

This is Cyrus' personal hell.

[@HisHolyMajesty]

And thus a legend was born...(sigh)

[@keybladeciel3716]

"The Codex Astartes names this maneuver _Steel Rain._ We will descend upon the foe, we will overwhelm them... We are the Space Marines! We are the Emperor's fury!" - Boreale.

[@secondpath5148]

"Teh codex asates names this maneuvah Steel Rehn. We will descend upon the foe, we will overwhelm them. We are teh SPESS MEHREENS! we are the EMPRA'S FUREH! -Commander Boreale

[@Raptor501st]

''So bold and so foolish''...look who's talking...

[@windwind3170]

+Raptor 501st you mean Bald?

[@nobby3265]

SO BALD AND FULEESH! WE'VE PLECED NUMEROUS BECUNS.

[@thehoodedteddy1335]

This sounds like he recorded each word individually and then stitched them all together

[@experiment117]

I laughed so hard because of all the alliterations! "Devastating Defensive Deep Strikes!" "Die, Day, Die, Die, Deaths, Die, Death, Defeat"

[@RichterBelmont2235]

One part of initiation rite into Blud Raven chapter consist of correctly recite all the speech made by their legendary comnander, Indrick Boreale.

[@King-Bubel]

I sounds like a bad fan animation cobbled together a bunch of different sound files and it doesn't flow.

[@hazel5049]

SPESS MAHREENS

[@ZeroCanalX]

What if I told you this is the same VA who did Lord Bale, Syndri Myr and Damian Thule?

[@LordVader1094]

@@ZeroCanalX Too bad they gave him terrible direction in this case.

[@finnheisenheim8274]

@@ZeroCanalX What?! Was he drinking when they were doing the recording?

[@noahfuller4128]

voicing every other character in the game@@finnheisenheim8274

[@yakamao91]

And at this moment, the legend was born...

[@blacktemplar1139]

Remember, Cyrus was at kaurava, meaning that scout is indeed Cyrus

[@uccidere1939]

I love how unintentionally clueless he looks shortly before the scout shows up.

[@nobby3265]

*WEHR?*

[@zealot416]

and then half the chapter died

[@Captain-Thievius]

Emperor be with you Brother Boreale. Despite your unusual way of speaking, you always knew how to motivate our Brothers in the Chapter.

[@eatme123-g8y]

There is no time to be lost! *turns to address his troops* BATTLE BROTHERS! *awkward silence* sPEhHYSS MeHReEENs the enemy is at our door!

[@chagui5253]

We kNow or DuTi aNd WE wiL Do It

[@78kayanwilliams22]

@@chagui5253 We fight for our honor as blood ravens as space mehrrens and we fight in teh name of the emprah

[@chagui5253]

@@78kayanwilliams22 If Wee die Zis Day we die in Gloryyy

[@78kayanwilliams22]

@@chagui5253 We die heros defs but we shall not die noh it is teh enemeh who taste def and defeat

[@chagui5253]

@@78kayanwilliams22 As yu now Must of or batle bruvar are stationed in spesh.

[@overlordpichu5577]

MOST OF OUR BATTLE BRUVAHS ARE IN SPEES!

[@indrickboreale7381]

PRUHPEARED TO DEEP STRIKE!

[@nobby3265]

OverlordPichu OAUR PUARIMITORS HAS BEEN PRUHPAARD ON TEH EVENT TAHT OAUR ENAMEES SOULD BE SO BALD AND FULEESH!

[@heatseeker9573]

AS YOU KNOW!

[@andarara-c1p]

I find funny how there´s a sort epic music starting when Boreal says "WE ARE THE SPESS MARINES! WE A THE EMPERAH´S FUREH!"

[@petercampi2840]

0:11 never noticed that land speeder crashing into the HQ before... lol.

[@brianwalsh1339]

Just a reminder that Boreale managed to lose half the blood ravens on Kaurava. There’s a reason Cyrus despises him.

[@toniwhalin6813]

Litteraly the most inspiring man ever. I dont see why they got rid of him and didnt use him in the rest of the dow series.

[@OmegaE-ck6df]

Out of all the stronghold intros of soulstorm this is my favorite.

[@AB-bg7os]

I always come back to this every once in a while. This is my personal Terra

[@EE-iv5ej]

"But if we die we die a hero death, But no we do not die it is our enemies that will die."

[@bendavenport4136]

"Commander Boreale - enemy forces in our perimeter." "WHERE?" "Southern quadrant, but they were on the move. Current location, unknown." "THERE IS NO TIME TO BE LOST! BATTLE BROTHERS! SPACE MARINES - TODAY THE ENEMY IS AT OUR DOOR!" "Er, Commander? Didn't you just say that there is no time to be lost?" "WE KNOW OUR DUTY AND WE WILL DO IT! WE FIGHT FOR OUR HONOR AS BLOOD RAVENS, AS SPACE MARINES, AND WE FIGHT IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR!" "Sir?" "Let it go, Brother-Scout. Once he gets started, Commander Boreale stops for nothing and no one."

[@ezekielhavoc9659]

The *_" STEEL REHN "_* is the maneuver only *B O R E A L E* loved

[@alexrosu4405]

The Golden Age of Gaming

[@chiefkeef74]

The Golden Age of 40k joges

[@tirannokillspino]

i just cannot take him seriously anymore! xD

[@crazydudeofcrazyness]

How could you even to start with???

[@WarbossR0kt00fSant0s]

Ridiculous character. Took half the company and sent them to be wasted. Talks like a cybernetized Daffy Duck, so much so it makes Apollo Diomedes look like a successful Will Smith. Vainfully wastes the potential of the Steel Rain by throwing away it's initial surprise element for a contrived defense strategy that's certain to end in failure. Worst, he acts like he's learned nothing from Angelos.

[@mapleflag6518]

@@WarbossR0kt00fSant0s Indeed Boreale is Bawld and fewlish.

[@BigKlingy]

Not to mention that if you get his corruption level maxed in Chaos Rising, he uses the campaign (and Boreale) as his motivation for turning to Chaos!! Now that's one huge 'take that' if I ever saw one.

[@0liver_Clothesoff]

Remember, this is the same guy who voiced Sindri, Davian Thule, and the Guardsmen.

[@ragman150]

Voice direction is very important to make full out of a person's talent

[@augustday9483]

This speech is peak. Always will be.

[@donquixote2072]

I ran this speech through a bad translator, the results were beautiful: "No need to waste time! My brother is in the same fight! Space, Sailors, the enemy is on our side today! We know and we do our job! We fight for the honor of our raven blood, for astronomy, and we fight for the king! If we die today, we will die in glory. We die the death of a brave man! But we will not die, for there is an enemy who will taste death and victory. As you know, most of our colleagues are in the battle space and ready to strike big! Our county is clean and our enemy brave and stupid, our bow is ready! We have installed several boxes that provide multiple , simultaneous, and devastating malicious attacks. The Astarte Code calls this process "hand of steel". We attack the enemy, defeat him, he is dead. Meanwhile, our forces receive the worst protection in our country as a whole… We are airmen! We are royally pissed!"

[@dunay_sc]

xDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@mat2000100]

I lol'd, especially when he said "the enemy is on our side." Is he a secret chaos agent?

[@TARINunit9]

Scott McNiel: "You gotta help me guys, I'm running out of accents for these characters!" Iron Lore: [cricket noises] Scott: Oh that's right, we're bankrupt. I wonder how Relic is doing with DoW2?

[@CollinMaloy]

I can just imagine Cyrus facepalming in the background.

[@wojak-sensei6424]

Boreale is the textbook definition of "damn, they letting anyone in these days" of all time.

[@ThaRealElTigra]

TODEH WE'RE NOT IN SPEHSS!

[@JohnSmith13334]

Always come back to this video to pump me up

[@MrNintoku]

When you think about it the space marines sent 100 marines to this conflict. It seems rather insane that they somehow bested the Orcs with those numbers.

[@ImperatorPenguin]

Scout: For Throne's sake- did you take painkillers before a battle again?

[@aragax]

I laugh so hard every time I watch this. No matter how bad a day I am having this never fails to crack me up.

[@KerianRegis]

Multiple, simultaneous, and devastating defensive deep strikes? Only a tacical genious could... CREEEEEED!

[@edisonrodgers6048]

Blood Raven Chaplain: “yeah we think he might have caught something and he was going without the prompts we made for him, we really needed him to take the day off but he wasn’t having it...”

[@n0denz]

"No" -Indrick Boreale

[@Thisguyisright]

You know, it's no wonder this is memed to hell. They really should have done another take with some of these lines. They're so clunky. Just the way he asks the scout 'where' sounds so off, like it was snipped from another, longer voice line.

[@mapleflag6518]

I disagree. It’s perfect just the way it is.

[@igoronline]

- Where?!

[@crossbones116]

Space Marine: "By the Emperor...this guy's going to get us all killed,isn't he?" Chaplain: "That's the most likely outcome, yes."

[@SuperCheater7]

We shall not die, no We shall not die.

[@Mister_Kourkoutas]

"Kaurava was a disaster. I will not speak of it again" - Cyrus

[@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447]

BAAATLE BROTHERS! DEEP STRAIKE!

[@dr.feelgoodmalusphillips2475]

Random Loyal Space Marine Captain: Lord Kyras, with all do respect my Chapter Master, was it really wise to send Commander Boreale to the Kaurava System? Kyras: His strategic simulation of Steel Rain was very well thought out and he was personally recommended by Angelos. How could I not? Random Loyal Space Marine Captain: It's only... we just received a report that the Campaign is not going well... Kyras: Good. Very good. *Sips tea and fist bumps with the Deamon of the Maledictum.*

[@Damocles178]

"No PD's the enemies who test-f in defeat" "enemies should be so bold in South deelish" "sim in 10 years and devastating defense deep strikes" KZbin automatic captions. This is the one time youtube captions are probably right :P

[@ThatBloodraven0145]

This video is a relic of the Warhammer community

[@SHINYREDBULLETS]

I'm not sure how many times i've watched this clip over the years, but i love it every time!

[@Commander_Boreale]

BOREALUM!

[@indrickboreale7381]

BATTLE MEHREENS!

[@kolczak6964]

still funniest space marine in warhhamer 40k history

[@xzenitramx666]

You know everytime that I see a blood raven I wish they start to say. MINE MINE MINE MINE like the seagulls of fiding memo

[@Wh40kFinatic]

SPEHHS MAREENS

[@comradeweismann6947]

This has aged like fine wine

[@splitjawjanitor5369]

Not to undersell my boy Gorgutz or anything, but it bears repeating that the Orks have the claim to canonically wiping out half of an entire Chapter because of this guy.

[@elvastan]

It's not that the voice acting is bad, it's that it's so _strange_ . It's like the voice director said to the VA "Hey, do this speech like the roof of your mouth is melting". It was obviously a good decision (We're still here after all) but still, very weird.

[@gamesman089er]

Is that scout at the beginning meant to be Cyrus, he has the most different voice of the other scouts?

[@borgri5871]

probable, since the voice now reminds me of him

[@theraptorcommissar1015]

It has to be. They sound very similar.

[@mapleflag6518]

@@theraptorcommissar1015 Because that’s Cyrus’s VA

[@TARINunit9]

0:27 New headcanon: that's Cyrus

[@mapleflag6518]

That is Cyrus’s VA there so yeah

[@THEGRUMPTRUCK]

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen.

[@whatsthisidonteven]

To be a Spess Marine Commander is to either be Gordon Freeman-silent or 3-foot-long ham and cheese, no in-between.

[@expatxile]

Even a Primarch wishes to have said an speech so good...

[@WrathOfGex]

His voice is fine, idk why everyone says he has a speech impediment, the only problems I can hear are poor editing, clipping and breathing. When I played this back when it was new I was too exited about playing 40k on a computer to notice.

[@mapleflag6518]

It’s Scott McNeil trying (and failing) to do a British accent.

[@lonecolamarine]

Bro that’s Captain Underpants. You can’t hear it but he bellows “TRA-LA-LAAAA!!!” At a decibel to deafen Howling Banshees when he engages in melee.

[@stefantimotijevic378]

Our perimeter has been prepared in the event that our enemy should be so bold and so foolish! We have placed numerous beacons, allowing for multiple, simultaneous and devastating defensive deep strikes. (c. Indrick Boreale, the best spess meehrines rap god)

[@linkieloos]

0:43 Chaplain: *facepalms* "By the Emperor, not this again."

[@666ExE666]

For the love of all that is holy, turn ON the captions, I died laughing :D

[@NodDisciple1]

Yus mah Emperah!

[@Brutalyte616]

Sweet mother of the Run-On Sentence...

[@solemiargoylelan]

А за 6 то лет они починили авто сабы. Буквально 1 в 1 теперь

[@LAV-III]

I think they fixed it now :(

[@cabalia456]

The fact that this is Scott McNeil as Boreale makes this all the more hilarious/painful

[@MrSimonPlays]

The fact that this came up as result number 3 when I searched "spess mehreens"...

[@EvilDoresh]

I cry every time

[@Barzyeah]

We are da spess mehreens! We are da emprahs fewhri!