South Park - Chris Hansen to Cartman "Take a Seat"

This is the most funny part I think in South Park :)
Enjoy
By the way, I aint take any rights for this video

[@RideMyLighting]

I like how they they portray the “take a seat” thing like if it was a magic spell that forces people to sit down 🤣

[@orieday6459]

Pretty sure it is

[@ratrodmk6.554]

Why don't you have a seat

[@TBONE_2004]

@@ratrodmk6.554 (Instead, he kneels down) _Sir, please!_

[@ratrodmk6.554]

@@TBONE_2004 what are you doing here?🤔

[@TBONE_2004]

@@ratrodmk6.554 _Sir, please!_

[@Dom901_]

The three most chilling words: “Have a seat” or “I’m Chris Hansen”

[@rejectrealism]

...eat your cereal.

[@mikehunt3842]

They’re only ‘chilling’ to pedos.

[@Rspsand07]

@@mikehunt3842 You'd only hear them the moment before Chris Hansen fucks you up, so yes, but redundant to mention.

[@percyramos1296]

@rexosaur I was about to write that 🤣

[@Thoroughly_Wet]

Eating your cereal?

[@chicken6767]

When Chris Hansen tells you to take a seat, you take a seat

[@eternallegacy89]

I wish they did a EverythingCon, and set up a How to Catch A Predator Experience... the Chris Hansen Experience and get Chris Hansen or someone else looking like a young Chris Hansen to "catch" you in the act and have you "Take A Seat"... oh the simulated horror you'd feel as cameras come out of you being caught and everything x'D.

[@AncapOtaku]

If Chris Hansen told me to take a seat it wouldn't be in the way that he would think because I'd be sitting on his dick.

[@nodiggity9472]

@@AncapOtaku If he told me to "take a seat" I'd knock him to the floor, and take him roughly in the seat. Just out of principal.

[@0311ForceRecon]

@@nodiggity9472 ....What are you doing here?

[@nodiggity9472]

@@0311ForceRecon I was never here.

[@TheBehm08]

Chris Hansen: the man who can make ANYONE sit down 🪑

[@MidCoitusthylamine]

Not the booty warrior

[@angelicabomination1699]

"I have terrible hemorrhoids" *why dont ya take a seat*

[@brandonsurreyguy]

@@angelicabomination1699 why don't you have a seat what are you doing here

[@officialsimpcard4965]

Take a Fucking seat Oh wait were not Chris Hansen shit

[@RaulDukeKnife]

Naa there was a guy in Bowling Green Kentucky season that said he diddnt want to and he had been "needin' to pee since Nashville."

[@srbrant5391]

"How does he do that..." That part always breaks me.

[@jacksonia7724]

No for real how does he do that? 😂

[@TBONE_2004]

Because if you run, you're gonna wind up on the ground when you get outside. It's better to sit and talk.

[@srbrant5391]

@@TBONE_2004 I was going to say that Chris Hansen studied under the Bene Gesserit, but you do you.

[@keithkelso9872]

Because it’s fake

[@enigmaticvaran6597]

Cartman respects Chris Hanson's authoritah.

[@PrincessofPower84]

And his integritah.

[@DanmakuNyanNyan]

@@PrincessofPower84 He's got Tegridy

[@mrnonsense1031]

Cartman being under Chris Hanson's thumb is definitely the cleanest best pleasure.

[@radiantsquare007jrdeluxe9]

@@DanmakuNyanNyan and he has a youtube channel

[@jamesmayle4712]

The meaning of life is our relationship with God. These four steps are the key to getting a Divine Revelation directly from him. They are something you'd eventually do if you took God seriously enough to read the Bible, while implementing its teachings. They are, forgive your parents, break down before Jesus, ask for forgiveness, and read three books of the Bible. Step four requires the first book of each testament, and one you chose yourself. The order is actually important. The steps build on each other. Each one primes your soul for the next. To be forgiven we must forgive. Mathew 6: 14-15. That's why forgiving others has to come before asking for forgiveness. Jesus will not forgive you until you've at least done the bare minimum, our parents. They're supposed to be easiest to forgive, because they've fed, housed, loved us to some degree. Our problems with them are supposed to represent our problems with God. This is why the bare minimum to receive the revelation is our parents. You'll still have to forgive everyone though, but that comes much easier after meeting God. I'm extremely serious and very literal. I'm not talking about signs, nor feelings, nor prayer. It's an actual literal pulled out of your body direct one on one conversation, nothing you can miss. nor misinterpretae. The vast majority of christans never bother to do what God wants seriously, so most never get this revelation. To most outside church their Bible is a paper weight, or at best a virtue signal. Their religion is in what other people think about them, not their relationship with God. Please do those steps I mentioned, there really is a Divine Revelation waiting for all of us. There's extraordinarlly important information we all desperately need in this revelation, but those who get it are forbidden to share it. The Truth that Jesus Christ is Lord is written on every human heart. We all have that knowledge inside us, but we bury it under mountains of pain and anger. Those steps clear away that garbage inside you, letting God heal you, so that his words boom clearly inside your soul. The entire point of our existence here is to Trust God enough that we pay him this mustard seed of Faith, so his Grace can remove the stain sin has left on our souls. Everyone that does not get this Grace is not forgiven of any of their sins, even if they turned around and we're the best person from 25 to death. Without Grace those first sins are still counted against you, tying you to the devil's punishment. It's not about being a good person, It's about being forgiven for when you weren't. The Bible is Truth. Please do those steps and see for yourself. Please take your salvation seriously-.

[@ElisaDay_]

Onision probably doesn't find this skit as funny anymore...

[@linklinksson6885]

Woah what happened

[@angelbabies7]

@yeeyee, 😂😂😂

[@linklinksson6885]

I'm not surprised tbh

[@ElisaDay_]

@@linklinksson6885 it's so much more fucked up than you think look into it this man should be and will be jailed

[@ElisaDay_]

@Nuno Herdeiro he needs to be talked about. They're genuinely dangerous to society

[@117kazekage]

Shame we didn’t have Chris Hansen available for “have a seat over there” to Jeffery Epstein

[@nascimentol835]

Treezus Rosin Or Bill Clinton...

[@BradTheThird]

Or truthful Trump [This was a smart-arse reply to someone who commented "Or lying Trump". They have since deleted that comment. I'm not calling Tump a paedophile.] I try to avoid editing comments.

[@jeffthevomitguy1178]

BradTheThird why would trump be on here, he’s not a pedophile or sexual predator.

[@jeffthevomitguy1178]

GastonGross trump technically isn’t a pedophile ya know.

[@tommyjames9248]

It wouldn’t have mattered anyway, Epstein preferred to “hang” around

[@277imperator]

It’s rumored if you resist Chris Hansen’s power of taking a seat for 10 minutes he will grant you 3 wishes.

[@reek4062]

Many have tried; none succeeded

[@lucifers.morningstar3805]

He has no power.

[@servantofthelivinggod6192]

@@lucifers.morningstar3805 Neither does your crappy wanna be god. Jehovah shall destroy him.

[@lucifers.morningstar3805]

@@servantofthelivinggod6192 who says that I have a god?, I definitely did not. Provide verifiable and testable evidence that Jehovah actually does exist.

[@scherebeatle]

No one does here

[@DoctorPlagueWorld]

I never got this joke when it first aired, but after watching a documentary on Chris Hansen, this joke is way funnier now

[@9yearsago844]

Chris Handson?? is that the guy who always has his "hands on" everything?

On God

[@JSB-2Z-2K]

why is it funnier. What did Chris do?

[@DoctorPlagueWorld]

@@JSB-2Z-2K Chris didn’t really do anything, they had a shoot go way bad and a guy committed suicide. that’s why the show aS canceled

[@emma2501]

@@DoctorPlagueWorld Sad they cancelled the show. I don't see why that's a reason to do it.

[@brightsydebill8410]

“Why don’t you take a seat right there?”

[@collinsmakini]

Over*

[@Ghyybu]

Dee You bitch ye he stupid

[@captainoblivionthicc1004]

That sentence controls people

[@c0ck48]

Take a seat, young Cartman

[@EphYxRS]

😂

[@Escobar224]

The show actually did that. It was a politician who shot himself.

[@darthdrake3095]

good riddance

[@cementbox4430]

Revolver Ocelot sucks that he killed himself, if only he waited.

[@SergeantExtreme]

@@HOTD108_ BULLSHIT his was innocent! He sent naked pictures of himself to a Perverted-Justice volunteer as well as had sexual chat with him! They had a freaking MOUNTAIN of evidence against him! Where the fuck do you get off saying he was innocent?!? Are you a predator yourself of something??

[@SergeantExtreme]

@@cementbox4430 User "Revolver Ocelot" is lying. He wasn't innocent...at all. They had a freaken MOUNTAIN of evidence against him including naked pictures of himself that he had sent to a Perverted-Justice volunteer posing as a 13 year old boy in addition to loads of sexual chat logs.

[@mee091000]

Darth Drake You are a moron.

[@bluebowser3121]

I really hope chris hansen makes a TV show about Onision

[@drpravda]

kzbin.info?search_query=have+a+seat+with+chris+hansen

[@peoples2296]

Who the hell is Onision?

[@nanodose]

@@peoples2296 imagine if the paul brothers fused,fat shamed, went vegan, and had a series where they rated their underage fandom on a scale of 1-10 on how "sexy" they look

[@lilkxdude5659]

@@nanodose You could've just sent a link to the channel instead of typing that my guy

[@nanodose]

@@lilkxdude5659 If someone asked you what Chernobyl was would you buy them a plane ticket or just tell them about it. And yes, I do compare Onision to nuclear disasters

[@sirfishe9949]

Chris Hansen: "Why don't you take a seat?" Guy: *he sits down* Chris Hansen: "its come to my attention that 2 days ago you saw a movie called "Cuties" on Netflix" Guy: "Its just a movie" Chris Hansen: "You do understand that those kids are 11 years old?"

[@robbieking4070]

Guy: Now everyone’s gonna know I’m a perv! 🤯🔫

[@TheJMBon]

Guy: "But it's a feminist tale of how little girls overcame racial and sexist stereotypes." Chris Hansen: "It's soft-core child porn. I think it's time you 'air quotes', shot yourself for being a pedophile."

[@Mysticalblackhottie]

I'm just a tag a long

[@lightsideendings5815]

Guy: "It's just a movie." Chris Hansen: "Oh, it's just a movie?" Guy: "Everybody was talking about it, so I just wanted to see it for myself." Chris Hansen: "Oh, you just wanted to see it for yourself?"

[@elliotthedissident6077]

@Sandra Swan Why's that?

[@midnightswami4002]

When Chris Hanson said “you know what he did?” I was thinking ‘he took a seat’

[@themissinfowar6629]

He did take a seat. Permanently. On the ground

[@kylonjones5678]

The only person who is strong enough to defeat Chris handsome is the booty warrior

[@juandiegoprado]

He should’ve done it the easy way

[@isaaclopez1490]

I came looking for booty

[@codyeynon8467]

I was hoping someone would mention him! kzbin.info/www/bejne/d3LNf52un9eglck

[@stefannotchev7209]

Now I like ya, and I want ya. So we can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way. The choice is yours.

[@4chan98]

Ricardo Milos

[@DarkWebTrappin]

There’s just something about the OG Comedy Central logo that brings me so much joy

[@eggsmash7727]

The fact that this video hasn’t had any comments for 9 years-

[@eggsmash7727]

But I’m not gonna do the-

[@ELGordoRR]

@@eggsmash7727 Take a seat.....

[@eggsmash7727]

How does he do that?

[@newone6410]

A lot of videos are getting their copyright ban lifted lately. It has probably been disabled for many years

[@eggsmash7727]

Oh

[@coolcarp2187]

Love how he keeps practicing his own name in the beginning

[@bzilla-d4i]

I'm not American but Chris Hansen deserves a medal for the job he did in scaring the shit out of these vile people

[@stacychamness9077]

Chris Hansen should tell Joe Biden to take a seat!!

[@EddiXP]

​@@stacychamness9077 someone should buy a cameo from Chris confronting Joe LMAO. I bet he would do it

[@Rowsy91]

@@stacychamness9077 yep honestly could do a whole presidential season with biden and trump on that show lmao its gross

[@j-skullz]

It'd be a shame if Onion didn't wanna go on Chris' show and they had to track him down and he "shot himself" lol

[@DanielNowell]

Onion

[@ferret4072]

Perfect.

[@groowanderer]

Who's onion?

[@bobnormal9614]

Groo Wanderer Some asshole you tuber who’s being investigated by chris

[@TheAssassin2332]

Lmao i read this as the part came on

[@samjr1151]

Let me guess KZbin started recommending this in 2019 for some people?

[@deathslice60]

Yup

[@paolo2763]

Yeah, it has something to do with someone called onision...?

[@JD-Media]

yep, but ain't got any clue who onision is.

[@sweatysocks8214]

@Sean Crowe I mean I did.

[@elijahechicagobearsboyd5734]

Yes but I don't care I love this episode

[@markskonecki2050]

I almost died when he said take a seat go on have a seat lol i couldn't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@aaronstark5060]

When I first saw this, I almost died laughing because I had never seen “To Catch a Predator”, but I’d had it described to me, and this is EXACTLY how it was described.

[@TheBaywolf14]

Go watch a few episodes of TCAP, then watch this episode. Will be 10x funnier

[@Ownfamecollect]

One of the few times that Cartman was intimidated

[@boygame1955]

Chris Handson found out that Cartman was a member of NAMBLA

[@itrthho]

That is Chris's power...

[@Wastelander1972]

Lolz... the interesting thing is, other than the “shot himself” implication, that actually happened. Guys name was Louis Conradt. He was an ADA in Texas. Cops showed up to serve him a warrant and he killed himself.

[@kellymoderator5253]

chris hansen also showed up. this was actually a really woke take on hansen. chris hansen isnt a police officer, he had no reason to show up at the guys house with the cops except the personally motivated reason of filming it, which he did and tried to conceal when the guy killed himself.

[@chrisj7187]

Kelly Miller He has a reason. It was to film the response the interaction from police from public. A legal act. He wasn’t there to arrest him so that he wasn’t police is irrelevant. The fact the pedophile decided to kill himself rather than face justice, is not a tragedy.

[@kellymoderator5253]

@@chrisj7187 lol it being legal isnt a good or moral reason to do it, what a bad take. i'm anti people killing themselves, a shocking opinion i know.

[@chrisj7187]

Kelly Miller I don’t see exposing a pedophile and potentially dangerous sex offender as immoral. You do. That’s the only thing I see as shocking. And it was his choice to kill himself, so again that is an irrelevant comment.

[@kellymoderator5253]

​@@chrisj7187 LOL i see Chris Hanson showing up with cameras to an active police home arrest as a downright violation of all things law enforcement. raiding a potential child groomer is a VERY high stakes thing. this was one of the potential failed outcomes, a suicide. this operation was BOTCHED by Chris Hanson. if you watch the footage of Chris outside the guys house the carelessness is astounding. its incredibly disappointing that he was let on scene. I am planning on becoming a cop btw so i guess that's why i care about it but its not complicated and everyone should find it incredibly easy to agree that law enforcement need to do their job unencumbered by dumb ass journalists who lack the inclination to not hemorrhage the situation. also let me re-state, im anti people choosing to kill themselves.

[@YourDadsUnclesFriend]

Chris Hansen talked about this episode and said that he enjoyed watching it.

[@djevanoasikan2778]

Hahaha tbh south park ridiculed him lighty and i think he knows that😂

[@Mechaghostman2]

He said it made him look cool to his kids because he was now on South Park. :P

[@littledevil1508]

"How does he do that?" LMAO, so true

[@shawnrobert2685]

nobody talk about how the dude is able to put fear on the face of cartman

[@bclagnese]

That actually happened, but the guy really did shoot himself.

[@johnspinelli9396]

Jeffrey Epstein too?

[@teenagegravestone2463]

Good

[@rottencandy2675]

Sure, he "shot himself".

[@tonk3878]

@@robertsedler4422 Dude just say torture, you’re like one of those guys that goes “Ugh, my rage is unending!”.

[@robertsedler4422]

@@tonk3878 If you haven't been affected by one of those "people" you may not understand, but the rage IS unrelating. (Not being rude, just want to make sure that you understand) A family friend of mine who has 4 daughters went through it right before I came into the picture.(Met her at work- I left my previous job the same day that it all went down- last year's Halloween. Had a better one this past one) She told me everything that happened, from the moment her eldest daughter came forward, followed by the rest of them- 13 years to 5, to when the cops first arrived, to the phone call she made to get him to confess. (Cops were listening in) Then I was there, trying to repair the damage he had done a few months later... and I listened to the judge giving him 40 years about two weeks ago. The stepfather, a Marine sniper, felt like a failure. Still does. Those words of "puting him into a wood-chipper feet-first" were HIS words- I just wholeheartedly agree with them and use it as an idea for ANYONE who does ANYTHING like that to ANY child- not just his. The rage IS unrelating. It doesn't go away easily, if even at all. Again, not hating on you AT ALL, just want you to know where I was coming from. Thank you for replying to my comment, in any case. Please, have a good day/night, whenever you read this.

[@VampiraVonGhoulscout]

Be a shame if Chris Hansen tracked down Onion and he "shot himself". #ToCatchAGregator

[@Marc_1123]

@@declan7551 Onision, also called Onion Boy, is a KZbinr who allegedly grooms younger children into living with his 'wife' (who identifies as male FFS), then when they reach the mature age of 18, haves sex with them, then boots them out of the house. That's a really simplified version of him. He's done more terrible stuff as well. If you want to know more, there are a lot of small KZbinrs looking into him right now. Chris Hansen is also speaking to his victims. Have fun.

[@VampiraVonGhoulscout]

@@Marc_1123 He was also violent toward his ex, Shiloh, and filmed her having a seizure (which caused three years of memory loss) and put it on KZbin instead of calling an ambulance. He used to make her sleep on the floor in the hall without a blanket and stop her from seeing her family, too.

[@peoples2296]

@@Marc_1123 I don't care about some random youtuber. Let's talk about South Park.

[@blueberrymarf]

Haahhahaha

[@Marc_1123]

@Fat kid from Up Jesus Christ I'm calling the cops. Someone just got murdered.

[@robertomora2491]

“Take a seat, Right over there”

[@DrMemesYT]

KZbin has brought all of us together for a reason.

[@nikos223a]

If Chris Hansen tell you “Have a seat” you know you are guilty

[@TBONE_2004]

Or "Let me read to you what you said in your chatlog. You said to this 13-year old girl "Hello, hi, ASL? 13/f/Riverside, u? 34/m/Oceanside. What do you like to do?" Then you sent _this picture_ to her. Is that you in the picture?"

[@AncapOtaku]

I love how they make Chris Hansen sound creepy as fuck 😂

[@spicymang0o]

Someone should edit this clip and put onisions various face expressions on cartman.

[@blueberrymarf]

Antonio Szeredy OMG

[@bentheisraelite]

People should and weirdos like you need to let that guy legacy just vanish already

[@spicymang0o]

@@bentheisraelite touchè 🤣 was scrolling insta and someone put his banana song on a post, legit put me in a bad mood 😂

[@rosemarydwitasari4693]

Anakin: "this is outrageous, this is unfair"

[@floatingchimney]

Gurl, your beauty is outrageous.

[@rosemarydwitasari4693]

@@floatingchimney thank you🙏

[@austingilcher6687]

@@floatingchimney why don't you take a seat over there

[@floatingchimney]

Austin Gilcher Sure.

[@hoagielamp6543]

God I forgot how genuinely terrifying Chris' character is in this episode. Great stuff.

[@omniscient2556]

Oml I love this!😂 10 years I’m still laughing😂

[@GodVessel]

"Take a seat" 😂😂😂😂💀

[@justininwdw]

Every time cartman backs up into the seat he waves his hands in circles 😂

[@southpark645]

I didn’t notice that until you pointed out, but it’s hilarious! 😂

[@crimson5pider]

I like how the end of the episode implied that he wasn't making a threat but rather that's just what happened

[@crimson5pider]

@Rico Diaz who?

[@misterspiderthemagnificent9268]

Hansen: "Take a seat. Right over there" Me, being my awkward self: _Proceeds to take a seat and walks out with it_ "Thanx man!"

[@TBONE_2004]

*_HANDS UP!!!!!!!!! SHERIFF'S OFFICE!!!!!!!!! DROP THE CHAIR!!!!!!!!_*

[@porcelina5834]

"How does he do that?" - Eric Cartman

[@jcobbs4523]

It's the "right over there" part that gets me!

[@Marc_1123]

It's a sign guys. KZbin is predicting Onion boy's downfall.

[@putocelular9375]

Who is onion boy?

[@Marc_1123]

@@jc.8112 yes

[@nodiggity9472]

@@putocelular9375 Chris Hansen's mincing little boi-wife.

[@TheDarkever]

Ah you gotta love when Cartman meets someone who can destroy him just like he usually destroy others.

[@Dankshin0bi]

Chris "now you see how this looks" Hansen

[@joelfeliciano1548]

Chris Hansen says sit you freaking SIT!

[@HoV326]

I love the look of confusion when Cartman just starts moving to take a seat.

[@carterlynn5124]

After the Onion Boy documentary, I cannot stop laughing at Chris Hansen’s speech. It’s seriously spot-on😂😭.

[@TheyWhomTheGodsDetest]

Sadly. Cartman never gained ownership of the chair. Nor, did he attempt to acquire it.

[@dannydanny6442]

Cartman never sat down. He's just standing on top of the chair.

[@TBONE_2004]

_But he won't need that chair for long. Police are already in position, waiting to arrest him._

[@afrojack5263]

An actual snake: *enters the house* Chris Hansen: why don’t you take a seat Snake: *somehow takes a seat*

[@kushalvora7682]

Chris hansen: "sit down, be humble. Sit down, be humble."

[@Potatopatch]

Can we talk about how smoothly cartman puts on his hat?

[@mitchell4745]

KZbin 2019: yeah let’s put this 10 year old vid in your recommended!!

[@lrm21]

Kid: "I don't want to sit down for dinner" Dad: "Why don't you take a seat"

[@just_your_localguard9612]

Chris Hansen sounding alot like government at 1:20

[@Stonecold831]

Cartmans hand motions when chris hanson is saying take a seat are priceless

[@The_Great_Darino]

“I’ve got cookiiiiiiieeeees.” - every undercover female sting cop, from the other room.

[@TBONE_2004]

"So, no cookies for you?"

[@talkingparrot4585]

Eric: my grandmother just died Chris Hansen: oh ok take a seat

[@TBONE_2004]

"My best friend's mom is dying of cancer, it's not a real excuse... I just wasn't in the right mind... I'm stupid!"

[@seinfan9]

For those unaware, the guy shooting himself actually happened and was the sole reason they stopped doing the show.

[@augustusfren133]

I love how the threat is not subtle in the slightest lmao

[@329link]

The ability to intimidate eric cartman is a rare one

[@oscarbanda3880]

Predator: who are u? Chris: I will get to that in a minute.

[@TBONE_2004]

"I... really want to know who are you..."

[@riverevergreene]

My name is Chris Hansen for Dateline NBC, go ahead and have a seat. You know I have the chat logs.

[@chriscueva1866]

Some south park episodes get more relevant with age.

[@SBZT]

2 Favorite Phrases From Chris Hansen: •Why don’t you take a seat, take a seat right over there please? •You See How This Looks, right?

[@nestibeats4221]

Ive got the transcripts in front of me!

[@TBONE_2004]

@@nestibeats4221 "Here, you say: "I just want to hold you in my arms, caress you, kiss you and [blank] your [blank]."

[@James_BAlert]

That old psychological trick, 'maybe he did or maybe he didn't (kill the paedophile)!?' ruminates Cartman! 😁

[@Anonymous-ru2vg]

This is one of the few scenes where Cartmen is scared of someone lol I would be scared also talking to Chris Hansen 😂

[@uptain2473]

Like Jeffery Epstein?

[@NineM_YorHa]

@Jake Shattuck you mean make a backflip off a bunck bed and tragically break your neck?

[@ryukastle1047]

The Clinton's got them goons on deck bruh I thought you knew

[@Raison_d-etre]

@@ryukastle1047 Dummy, DJ Trump who laughed at Epstein's jokes was president and his AG was head of DOJ, which controls federal prisons.

[@ryukastle1047]

@@Raison_d-etre replying from a year ago real expert

[@camiloardila2399]

Or his best friend, donald .

[@harbingerd.8457]

Cartman: It's outrageous! It's unfair! I can't do the show! Man: Take a seat, Mr. Cartman.

[@TBONE_2004]

" _He decides that this interview is over, but he'll have time to explain himself to Denver Police Department, who are waiting outside..._ "

[@illuminatie2526]

you cut the best part, Cartman says: “I just peed my pants” after this lol

[@ronaldsberzins2299]

Finding the Hansen episode you havent seen is the cleanest best pleasure

[@Silentbob1494]

"Hey there, thanks for calling Dominos. Is this for pick up or delivery?" "Delivery." "Okay, I'll need a name, then." "We'll get to that in a minute. Why don't you have a seat." -Chris Hansen.

[@dragonslayer101]

Join us next time on SP when Eric cartman Blurts out: "I just peed myself!"

[@DarkKnight-fd1kf]

Legend has it. Chris Hansen was the one who made Thanos sit for all those years

[@Utogonist]

As a person with Tourettes, this is amazing

[@alexcrawford5350]

“You see how this looks.”

[@TBONE_2004]

"I know what it looks like, but I swear to god, I did not intend to do anything."

[@xMewWinx96x]

That moment when you realize everything South Park said about Chris Hansen thirteen years ago is still spot-on today...

[@maxuniverse6002]

my superpower would be: "have a seat, come on. take a seat..."

[@geekguitars]

"Do the show Cartman, or we will give you the Epstein special"

[@AndersLindroth]

I wonder if Chris would have been willing to voice himself if he was asked by Tray and Matt.

[@zakbrandsinc]

Chris Hanson could make someone with hemorrhoids take a seat

[@rillest75]

Episodes of SP w/ Chris Hansen don't come around too often, if they did, I'd watch them again and again

[@ClicClikBang]

Chris Hansen is sounding a lot like Hillary Clinton here

[@vedji1857]

Why don’t you take a seat right over there, Epstein?

[@vedji1857]

Also it’s looking more like the royal family did it.

[@bluesolace9052]

Clinton: Why don’t you take a seat over there?

[@mysticatheist7045]

Hansen used to eat babies with epstein and clinton. Now they do it without epstein

[@cementbox4430]

Vedji everyone paid Hillary and Hillary did it, she’s just an assassin.

[@darthg17]

That suicide story is real and part of the reason the series ended

[@Mechaghostman2]

Yeah, but it came back on other networks, and even now on KZbin.

[@youthgirl08]

These Chris Hanson vs Onision comments are gold here

[@ps7372]

What’s messed up is that the story Chris told Eric is true. There was a predator who ended up committing suicide which resulted in the show being cancelled until 2015.

[@ravenID429]

Makes it even funnier lol

[@EthGemsnStuff]

50% of the comments: Epstein 49% of the comments: Onision 0,1% = me telling you that i make shitty caricatures :D

[@maul-gaming2926]

You're goddamn right

[@kyledean1966]

0% of the comments: The fact that Cartman is now the one being the victim of his elaborate plans to ruin people’s lives.

[@zaydenfalls8792]

@itzamia no 0.9 would make it up

[@zaydenfalls8792]

@itzamia you said 1 but he put a .1 which means you need .9 to equal 1 to get 100

[@zaydenfalls8792]

@itzamia oh I thought so just didn't know how to respond it took me like 5 minutes to try to understand my bad

[@LawrinMaxwellsmpc500]

Happy Days: "sit on it" Chris Hanson:"take a seat"

[@kittentacticalwarfare1140]

I love how he is confused as to why he is taking a seat

[@MintPro47]

First time i see Cartman without a hat

[@AngloSupreme]

You see him without his hat quite often, usually in bed. He's the only one who doesn't sleep in his hat.

[@WingedHassar]

I know who you are Chris Hanson, or as I like to call you.. Chris Handsome... - The booty warrior

[@6sixFace]

Hollywood knew about Chris Hansen before we did.

[@justinnewton7366]

I like how he puts his hands up and said and "shot yourself" like in quotation marks... that's too funny...😎

[@claybomber]

My grandpa does this to my siblings and I and we find it hilarious that he does it every time we visit.

[@NickJohnCoop]

You have to give Chris Jansen props. He's one of the few people who have terrified Cartman.

[@boynextdoor1]

Cartman "shat himself" at the end

[@randomconsumer4494]

10 years later.... Chris Hansen did a newer version of TCAP. It was titled "Take A Seat with Chris Hansen". Just happened...