South Park - S16E04 Jewpacabra - "And our love grows" Cartman singing

[@Lord-Darkness]

Only time cartman had a dad lol 🤣

[@sergiosarmiento4371]

He had a dad before Scott Tenorman came along

[@lazarus8453]

actualy he had dad in very first episode of southpark before its scrapped

[@KeASiLeNT]

He had a dad. He fed him to his big brother

[@bennett1426]

Marcus White half brother*

[@skollandhati9961]

Half Older Brother.

[@USMC49er]

It's hilarious how Cartman mellows out when he has a father figure of some kind.

[@TheAllSeeingEye2468]

Right imagine if Leanne actually married Jack tennerman. He might've become a better person

[@theweirdofengland]

Wow didn't know Prince of Egypt was this good

[@mardukgilgamesh1500]

Its a great movie tho :D

[@k2ggers961]

PRAISE KEK

[@Winteramen]

I remember, as a child, I'd really enjoyed the movie. Although, I don't remember any of it aside from the story.

[@datawacked]

Didn’t know about this before

[@sethiddings7293]

Missed the deleted scenes apparently O_o

[@GravitySmashify]

I love how Cartman puts so much effort into the songs he sings

[@Maceman486]

"we believe in a just god who doesn't kill innocent children." That should have been their first clue.

[@patrioticjustice9040]

Too bad he didn't feel the same way about throwing thousands of Hebrew babies into the Nile.

[@ItsJustDoctor]

Patriotic Justice do you not read your own damn book? That was his father, this pharaoh did nothing of the sort

[@patrioticjustice9040]

@@ItsJustDoctor As a matter of fact, I do. And this Pharaoh continued the tradition of enslaving and mistreating the Hebrews even to the point of contemplating another 'population control' method due to how vast their numbers were growing.

[@ItsJustDoctor]

Patriotic Justice 1. He didn’t do it, in fact the other pharaoh didn’t do a genocide either, because this story didn’t happen, the only evidence for it is in the bible and other Abrahamic holy texts.

[@patrioticjustice9040]

@@ItsJustDoctor 1. If it didn't happen, then why are you getting so worked up about it? 2. If it didn't happen, then what do you call the Hyksos Expulsion, the Ahmose stele, the Serabit el-Khadim labor mines in the Sinai, or gravestones in Mycenae depicting Moses? Was it all made by some Egyptian in order to troll people a few thousand years later?

[@mr.x2567]

What if cartman was actually the son of Ramses in a past life?

[@peterhanes7333]

That would explain why he hates the Jews so much...

[@Gamingclutch1993]

Alex Heredia Or suffer my curse !

[@sandramahfouz2233]

Omg that could be true

[@Dr.Mortis]

@ Since you want to be a massive bellend to those here, it explored a previous moment in time, with Cartman being Ramses's son. Not an entire episode, or story dedicated to how things would be different. Which is genuinely what the comment suggested.

[@d4rksonic474]

James D Except that son wouldn‘t have to be like Cartman. Look at high priest Seto and Seto Kaiba from Yu-Gi-Oh. Kaiba is a descendant of the high priest, he even uses the same monster as his favorite but they still have a different personality, even if the differences are subtle.

[@heavylobster9427]

I still can't get over the PB&J Flatbread that was offered to Cartman

[@svsps]

NOOOO THE BREAD’S ALL FLAT NOOOOOOOO!!!

[@EricaCartmanIsMisunderstood]

@@svspsI KNOW ACTUALLY IRL THAT BREAD TASTES LIKE SHIT

[@thedude3065]

I dont remember this moment in Prince of Egypt

[@ehaaven]

That's because it didn't just rain frogs, a plethora of them came surging from the river and then they just kept coming until they were everywhere and then deemed a plague.

[@benjafranklin5996]

It was in the extended version

[@FinnyThePorg]

It's a deleted scene.

[@Dacronhai]

@Michael Taylor Sounds like some edgy fantasy shit tbh

[@danielfurlong9905]

666 likes lol

[@ohok8970]

When you realise Trey Parker is duetting with himself.

[@SaturnTubes]

Not hard when you digitally alter the voices

[@scifiordie]

Singers/composers do that all the time to create harmonies for solo voices

[@svsps]

“And God loves all his children.” “Nyyoooooo!!!”

[@Deemee-ed]

"I'M SORRY GOD, I'LL BE JEWISH, I PROMISE"

[@Pangloss6413]

And he did become Jewish...in a doomed timeline anyway

[@reaverv559]

All the dead lambs made the same face when they died. Lmao

[@yarddawg6151]

😂😂

[@Calminsky]

It's Lamsist to assume that

[@mrcyberpunk]

ANIMATION IS HARD lol

[@marcosgalindo3703]

what did that part mean tho

[@senormarston]

"Mom, don't let God kill me!" His head proceeds to explode 😂😂😂

[@YourLocalGummiBearsFan]

Reference to The 2008 Gorgo (1961) Mockbuster Cloverfield!

[@gavinjohn1728]

This was the most wholesome depiction of Cartman ever. And then he died.

[@elmerjfapp5730]

FLAT BREAD NOOOO

[@heybeter9505]

Bruh the flat bread is the best

[@onewholovesvenison5335]

hey Beter Matzo is bland AF (unless it’s converted in chocolate, those are good).

[@elmerjfapp5730]

@@heybeter9505 >:( not freakin sweet lois

[@soulravenous06]

chapati NOOOO

[@lilahdog568]

"Don't let God kill me." *Dies anyways*

[@pierrecolin6376]

Only BC kids remember the American Civil War.

[@joshuavickers9820]

Yea, South Park has always called out our political bullshit, they been pointing out the revisionist history of the "deep state " kleptocrats for so long!

[@Crystal_Dylan]

joshua vickers this is the most brain dead thing I’ve ever read. Deep state doesn’t exist QAnon is just some lying troll. One day when you leave your mommy’s basement you’ll understand reality from make believe.

[@EclipseSound]

@@Crystal_Dylan shut up NPC maggot.

[@TheAllSeeingEye2468]

What?

[@enthusiastisch1922]

Lol South park started to go bad since "band in China", what a crap and biased episode.

[@AngstyPenguin69]

“But deeeeeed..”

[@cuellar4500]

Cartman is the fatest Egyptian

[@averyunfunnyhumanbeing1137]

Hol' up

[@amoun5062]

Some of the pharaohs were actually obese

[@knowledgehunter6101]

Like kim jong un isthe fatest in north korea

[@mahabaron388]

Ha hahaha

[@SusanDelgado1177]

​@@knowledgehunter6101god damnit, I had the same thought

[@chaosrandom24]

This part wasn't in netflix and it pisses me of they censor south park

[@paul1780]

South Park should've never been on Netflix if they were going to censor it. The same with the Simpson's on Disney +, hope with Disney burning money maybe they'll relinquish Fox Studios. #FreeFoxStudios along with Fox Searchlight so we can have great experimental indie films again. Or Sony buys them from Disney & retcon Disney Wars. No more censoring or changing formats of our beloved series.

[@Adrian_Franco]

Wow really? What a joke.

[@DARKSOULPRIMEX]

Paul wasn’t the reason the Simpsons turned out censored or cropped on their streaming service just cause they used the non fox broadcast episodes, meaning they themselves weren’t the ones to do any alterations??

[@NEPAAlchey]

Guess who runs Netflix ;)

[@perrybb2]

@J L yeah, what the fuck are they on about. South Park has NEVER been on Netflix to the best of my knowledge. I'd know, I've had to pirate this fucking show since I was a kid. Edit: so I did some digging and found out that on September 27th, 2020 (in 2 days) 4 seasons of South Park will be available on Netflix in the United Kingdom.

[@chrisk.5964]

"im sorry god, ill be jewish" LMFAO

[@stevenmabee3232]

Happy Easter

[@focusmelvin]

FUCK EASTER!!!!!!! FUCKING PEGAN HOLIDAY!!!!!!!!!!

[@BoredOuttaMyMind]

Happy Easter

[@unfairbasss1186]

Lmao seems like an accurate Egyptian perspective 🤣

[@peppermintpattycam5546]

Wow i just realized this is the only time cartman had a dad on screen.

[@ianmcpherson2171]

Why is the production value so high on this?

[@kennydarkes2178]

@The Waco Kid it actually is

[@kennydarkes2178]

Cause shows get more budget over time

[@SRosenberg203]

@The Waco Kid Compared to the first few seasons lol

[@MarkBlackMigo]

I miss this silly South Park

[@redrave404]

I think its a reference to The Prince of Egypt, an animated film about Moses, so they increased the production value as slight nod to that film.

[@zachreed9836]

This is just proof of what happens when two parents are together instead of just one side

[@UltraPoseidon]

River of the Nile River of denial. Took me a few views to get that.

[@La-meiga-celtibera]

:O

[@pyrotechnick420]

River of da Nile

[@HealthyFitFree]

How dare they make fun of the Hillel sandwich 😂😂😂😂

[@alexfromproduce1521]

I always did wonder about how they viewed it

[@Vi-ob1yu]

Assuming the story is true for a moment... They believed in their own gods, so while it was probably easy for them to believe that the Hebrews also had a God, they assumed at some point their own Gods would intervene and protect Egypt.

[@jacobmountford6371]

seeing all the cute lambs getting killed.😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

[@tbbpro2433]

When I was a kid I used to go to a program after school called CCD where you learn about Christianity and such. Sort of like Sunday school. And God I remember these corny 90s cartoons they would play about Jesus and Moses and this song is so accurate to how it would sound😂

[@dirtyboyzproductions6373]

"The bread is flat" bahahahaha

[@thomasmartin4281]

I was just happy to see Cartman finally get a dad

[@matthewriley7826]

Lol he definitely made sure his dad wasn’t a ginger like his real father!

[@Glitch-Gremlin]

*NNNNEEEEEEER!!! THE BREADS ALL FLAT! NEEEEERRRR!!!*

[@heavylobster9427]

We all lost it after "God Loves All His Children" lmfao

[@nolancruzsmith]

0:32 poor frowgs

[@sloppyoyster5779]

Don't kill the frogs they are cool

[@AzraelSoulHunter]

If only he put as much care into his slaves.

[@CharmingHoran]

with the pause and the singing literally i cannot control myself

[@dakotabrignac7415]

“Never murder innocent children” Except that time he flooded a world filled with them.

[@Brandon-yy5cc]

They were all Nephilim hybrids.

[@MulToyVerse]

It's nice to see Cartman with a dad.

[@sandramahfouz2233]

It is

[@bennett1426]

Especially because he killed his real dad

[@MulToyVerse]

@@bennett1426 Actually, a farmer killed his "dad." All Cartman did was to set it up by telling the farmer about people coming onto his property. Then he tricked the bully to eat him.

[@bennett1426]

The MulToyVerse yeah I guess, still pretty messed up tho lol

[@MulToyVerse]

@@bennett1426 I agree. Of course the bully could be lying about his dad being a part of the Broncos. Besides, wasn't it the whole team. At the time, who gang banged Mrs. Cartman in the first place?

[@JustAGuyProduction]

"No the breads all flat, no!"

[@simplehonestmusic2261]

When it's 2020 and you run out of lambs to sacrifice for clemency

[@ussliberty4631]

They start using children again

[@tavernburner3066]

I’m amazed mat and tray didn’t include the part about god mind controlling the Pharaoh Into not letting the Jews go.

[@Meow_Zedong_1949]

They did but it's not in this clip.

[@codyj.braunva5406]

It was figurative, God didn’t control pharaoh.

[@blob5907]

@@codyj.braunva5406 yes he did. god hardened pharohs heart against moses.

[@gaiusoctavius5935]

God only hardened his heart after he said he didn't care about what he wanted and that he wasn't letting the Hebrews go.

[@gaiusoctavius5935]

@The Matrix (The Absolute Monotheist) In all there are ten places where ‘hardening’ of Pharaoh is ascribed to God (4:21; 7:3, 9:12; 10:1, 20, 27; 11:10; 14:4, 8, 17). But it must be stated just as firmly that Pharaoh hardened his own heart in another ten passages (7:13, 14, 22; 8:15, 19, 32; 9:7, 34, 35; 13:15). Even more significant is the fact that Pharaoh alone was the agent of the hardening in the first sign and in all the first five plagues. Not until the sixth plague was it stated that God actually moved in and hardened Pharaoh’s heart (9:12), as He had warned Moses in Midian that He would have to do (4:21). Ergo Pharaoh was hardening his own heart continually until God had enough of his jumping back between hardening his heart and saying he'd let the Jews go. If you aren't going to bother reading what I said in my first reply then don't respond to the second one. I'd rather not be dragged down by pointless arguing with someone who's most likely going to misrepresent what the text is saying.

[@simp-slayer]

This is a good fng song and seeing Cartman with a dad is heartwarming.

[@richardwilliam1123]

Wow the first time cartman actually has a dad

[@DefecTec]

Cart man might’ve turned out good if he actually had a dad instead of a weak mom

[@bonefetcherbrimley7740]

If he did turn out good, he'd probably a pretty noble guy, as he's incredibly intelligent. This is the kid who figured out how to get Scott Tennerman's parents killed through an elaborate scheme that no one could trace back to him.

[@gurixd100]

@@bonefetcherbrimley7740 I mean, he had a father, until he killed Scott's parents. He was neglected by his father (classic), and then spoiled by his lonely mother.

[@iskiinthefastlane]

Feminists reading that comment: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@gurixd100]

@@iskiinthefastlane so funny dude

[@gurixd100]

@Neran Okari Because people like to blame women so they feel better with their pathetic existance.

[@kyps1259]

Funny enough, this is pretty accurate to the bible

[@fenrirgg]

Nah, the kids were supposed to die on their house while sleeping. Scientist have said that that was plausible, a tectonic activity releasing CO2 during a calm night would kill everyone sleeping in floor level and it's believed that Egyptian children slept in the first floor of the house. And Egyptian homes were in lower altitudes near the river. Hebrews had homes more far away because they worked with cattle.

[@kylekillgannon]

@@fenrirgg ....so funnily enough it's pretty accurate to the bible.

[@blablahnothin1996]

@@kylekillgannon i thought only the first borns would die

[@DartLuke]

Actually no. Age of firstborn was never mentioned in bible. They were not only kids killed. Also Jews, which didn’t mark their homes were punished too. Egyptians who marked their homes were not punished

[@DartLuke]

@The Matrix (The Absolute Monotheist) What??? Where are speaking about Bible story. Not science.

[@DiggyDwarf-wc2qj]

Moses was very angry at his brother Ramses

[@burnin8orable]

The book of Exodus never actually gave the Pharoah a name. That was one of many creative liberities DreamWorks took when making prince of Egypt.

[@DartLuke]

@@burnin8orable Also "Ramses" was actually Moses's uncle

[@f.s.1429]

They were no real brothers

[@dianachin4849]

There was no way that the real Ramses knew about the American Civil War 😄

[@theboyz7543]

Fuck i love south park

[@MostSaneSaoriSatoFan]

OH MY GOD I FINALLY FOUND THE SOUTH PARK EPISODE I WATCHED AS A KID!!!!!!

[@barber2705]

''But Dadddd...'' xD

[@CocaineCowboyJones]

Dude! The head explosions are uncessary and it's funny😂😂

[@dianachin4849]

How did Ramses know about the American Civil War? 😄

[@HarakiriHakebeil]

OMG! THEY KILLED CARTMAN!

[@Clone6385]

Poor lambs.

[@deptusmechanikus7362]

Man this episode was lit 🤣

[@dentrowchannel]

The face the lamb makes when it dies 😂😂😂

[@shenron101]

Hahaha Kyle had his dream come true

[@namenlos2838]

Finally Cartman has a dad.

[@glennvastine4118]

Cartman is a gift 🎁 for the next generation.

[@sayopro8804]

When they cut the sheep's throat was funny

[@l_gytgamingsrobloxpcchanne9031]

what's wrong with you

[@sayopro8804]

@@l_gytgamingsrobloxpcchanne9031 Is the face the sheep makes. It's hilarious 😆

[@sarinat3101]

I can't help recalling the words of George Carlin: bUt hE LoVes yOu

[@eddie756]

Sarina T and he needs MONEY! Lol

[@dgray3771]

@@eddie756 He only needed lambs blood though...

[@AllNyteLova]

Well now I want to watch The Prince Of Egypt lol

[@AllNyteLova]

Again lol

[@tionik06]

reading old testament atm. pretty accurate lol.

[@rs72098]

Heads didn't explode.

[@blablahnothin1996]

So how does the son of the pharaoh friends with a jew? Unless that jew was Moses. Also I thought it was only the first borned child that died on the last plauge.

[@awkwardllama0509]

Thats still alot of kids @_@

[@vullord666]

That’s still literally at least one kid from every family. You’re likely to see a bunch of those around. Also I thought it was first born son specifically? (To mess with inheritance and what not)

[@DartLuke]

@@vullord666 actually age of first born was never mentioned. It wasn’t only kids. And first born died in every house not marked by lamb’s blood.

[@kejiri3593]

Well this story is fiction to begin with. 5 books of Moses wasnt written til 600 BC. Considering historically, Canaan was a vassal state of Egypt, i guess trying to make a story separating your culture from that by shaming Egyptian culture was one way of doing that by putting it in holy text.

[@yurichtube1162]

@@kejiri3593 good points

[@meep7677]

Seeing Cartman die is really disturbing.

[@CyberAtlasX1]

It's disturbing seeing any kid other than kenny die

[@jaimefairbanks5818]

The one time they don't kill Kenny.

[@neo-warkid4edwards222]

to be fair, the egyptian plague was only meant to kill all the Egyptian FIRSTBORNS, even if Kenny was in cartman's dream, the plague wouldn't have killed him since Kenny is actually a SECOND-born child. he has an older brother called Kevin and a little sister called Karen.

[@iulianbraileanu4395]

Cartman finally got a dad

[@555kaiz]

Most satisfying video of Eric Cartman......where he had a Dad.......with exploding heads...lol

[@blitzaal7778]

Oh my God, they cilled Cartman. You bastards

[@Stephen6131]

I played this in protest of the Los Angeles RAMS beating the New York Giants!

[@chasformer3091]

This is the first time in any form of Moses related media where the Egyptian children die in horrific ways. In other adaptations, they just drop dead. Here, their heads explode. I wonder if future adaptations will do something like that?

[@gulsumhasturk9596]

Legendary

[@denizinneed6384]

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[@gulsumhasturk9596]

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[@denizinneed6384]

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[@LinuxGalore]

this was god before he went to anger management counselling.

[@thabangmakhayi8962]

Some say "before he was layed with Mary"

[@donnamitsuki281]

But daaaaad But maaaaaaam

[@Lordgaga160]

Stan: Oh My God, they Killed Cartman! Kyle: Thank you, you basturd! Kenny: Finally someone else but me (mumbles)

[@ihatefurriesxxx]

2:12 OH MY GOD THEY KILLED CARTMAN

[@stefaniasavio]

THEY BASTARDS!

[@tannertaylor9432]

I think I downloaded the wrong prince of Egypt

[@dianachin4849]

Roflmao! Ramses mentioned the American Civil War like he was there!

[@CaseyKirby94]

“Mom, don’t let God kill me!!!”

[@vodkaboy]

Antiquity was a pretty violent period compared to the world of today, let that sink in

[@Aristocratic13]

I lost it when they started singing

[@ladymecha8718]

What if Cartman was good.

[@Kosovar_Chicken]

I want a full version of the song here

[@stephensuddick1896]

Noooo! The bread's all flat! Noooooo!

[@Kingofthepeople]

🐑😢I feel really sad that all the poor sheep dies!😢🐑

[@yatfailam7991]

Soul Trey Parker and his son Eric Cartmen are singing and crying.

[@PhongNguyen-cf3kj]

Wait, how he know about the Confederate if that happened thousands of years in the future in their timeline? 😂

[@shadestrider1033]

For the same reason the Egyptians are all Catholic. Cartman is an unreliable narrator.

[@DartLuke]

It is Cartman’s nightmare

[@dianachin4849]

This is a comedy version of the Prince of Egypt 😄

[@adamshnayder]

The only time Cartman says he wants to be jewish

[@mainmadness4423]

goats are my favourite animal, and seeing them with there throats slit is sort of upsetting.

[@thenamelessone6119]

Those aint goats

[@nullneptune9253]

They’re lambs

[@ricardocastillo5485]

I knew it, Egyptians were white.

[@emperorsunnyshore9272]

He is just albino

[@dianachin4849]

I didn't realize that the ancient Egyptians studied American history 😄😄😄

[@Monker696]

1:27 Fatality

[@danielking104]

innocent little child, yes cartman is innocent.

[@tannerhowe755]

NOOOO THE BREADS ALL FLAT. NOOOOOOO

[@gmsrebukethetemper2]

Mortals believe they can comprehend something that's immortal

[@shenronded]

what a profound shitstain, I mean concept

[@GnosticAtheist]

If it cannot be understood by us and it is hurting us than it must be discarded or destroyed. Religion and their false idols must be washed away in an epic 3 part cinema extravaganza. For we shall make sentences, and they shall be so kewl!

[@stardestroyer8084]

Humans believe they can comprehend rocks (something that isn't human). The arrogance!

[@roojackaroo8517]

gOD WorKs iN mYSteriOuS wAyS

[@GnosticAtheist]

@AIFAHRA HORGGHRO Don't be silly, the bible clearly says that God exists, he said so himself, in the bible. That he wrote. It says he wrote it in the bible. Checkmate.

[@blakeanderson9955]

1:00 Cartman’s dad: And our love grows Cartman: And our love groooows! Cartman And his dad: And our love grows, LIKE THE MIGHTY RIVER OF THE NYO! Cartman: River of the NYO Cartman And his dad again: see it flow Cartman: it blows Cartman And his dad again: will never beee apart! Cartman: have no fear for god is near! and god loves all he’s children! I give this song a ❤️!

[@theditty.itmasterlhammafia4346]

Sheep bleet 1:25

[@svsps]

River of the Nile, not Nyo

[@manifestgtr]

Noooo, the bread’s all flat, NOOOO!

[@vanillaoreo251]

Song starts at 1:00

[@mortemssoul6342]

It’s good to see cartman with his mom

[@theanimeunderworld8338]

Too bad these are South Park kids, because in the Bible they went peacefully in their sleep

[@PlayNiceFolks]

But what about the poor frogs?!

[@PlayNiceFolks]

Or the lambs?

[@fushiguro8913]

Daaaad, when is it gonna stop raining froooges?'

[@dukenightrider6104]

I understand Matt and Trey weren’t able to but it would have been amazing if they had got Ralph fiennes to play Ramses in this episode

[@clawgrehellsing]

Oni gosh he kill cartman Kyle: yes... I mean your basket turd