South Park: The Stick of Truth [Part 15] - Taco Bell Infiltration

In this episode of South Park the Stick of Truth, Jesse is mentored by Randy Marsh on a covert Taco Bell mission.
South Park: the Stick of Truth is an RPG developed by Obsidian and published by Ubisoft. It's available on many platforms, but I played the PC version.
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[@NessOnett8]

GOD DAMMIT JESSE! Stop getting 20x better equipment, buying it no less, identifying that it's WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY better than what you're using, and then just refuse to ever equip it.

[@regalpanda4224]

The fact that he gains so much enjoyment out of this game makes the LP a million times better.

[@FeuerFremder]

I love it how the idea of Goths(social style) dressed like...goths(medieval tribe) passed right by Mr History Teacher Jesse :P

[@carlosserrano9382]

I love when Firkle says, "I felt his pain". That was cute and funny at the same time. Lol

[@failbird105]

I love how the headless guy had the helmet, and the guy with a hole through his chest gave you the chestplate

[@katej2284]

I love that Jesse's original attempt at being goth by dyeing whatever he had black was way more goth than the outfit the game forces him to wear for the task!

[@deathpyre42]

Kate J The south park goth kids self-defeat. That's part of the joke.

[@katej2284]

yeah it's just a shame creating your own awesome goth outfit doesn't work though cause that looked like fun!

[@deathpyre42]

Kate J Maybe there will be a side quest in a dlc/mod that allows you to forge your own goth gear that adds actual combat stats, summon the ghost of edgar allan poe(canon as the lord of the goth kids) and have him approve of it, thereby forcing the goth kids to conform to you.

[@dayman1]

Remember, Summons are a great way to end a battle with many people quickly.

[@rytingur]

I think he may have "too good to use" syndrome, resulting in him never using it. Either that or he totally forgets

[@WyvernKnightBright]

If i was Jesse, i wouldn't use them as much for a swarm of enemies. I would have used it on one of the many mini bosses Jesse has faced.

[@src248]

rytingur Well, he's not too good to spam speed potions, that's for sure...

[@WyvernKnightBright]

Steven Chabot"To good to use" syndrome isn't like that. Jesse dosen't believe that he is so good at the game that he dosen't need them, he believes the summons are so powerful that he should save them for powerful enemies. Combine that with the fact they can't be used on bosses and the fact he forgets stuff easily and we then rarely see the summons.

[@Failbot123]

I love how he bought a new, better weapon and didn't even bother equipping it.

[@milesandemilyrock]

Jesse Logic

[@regalpanda4224]

I swear I could never watch another person LP this game. Jesse is just so entertained by this game. You can tell he's really having a good time. Which makes watching it even better. i think i've watched his entire playthrough of this game at least four times by now. One time I was just using it as something to listen to while I was playing an mmorpg.

[@mityakiselev]

I know right? Nearly everyone just rushes through the main quest and keeps talking shit about the game mechanics or the plot

[@t500010000]

If he replayed as every class I would die

[@mityakiselev]

t500010000 Don't, dude. Why die if you could watch it for a few dozen years and die of natural causes? Plus, it's nearly Fractured but Whole time

[@FarcasMircea]

I like how Jesse already forgot what that SWAT helmet is used for ( after you kill something you get to atack again ) and he still wasted a coffee :(

[@JustiniZHere]

Jesse....you have a coffee problem. (also you got a helm that does the same thing...for free!)

[@Crowvithian]

Only if he kills someone on that turn.

[@Dreamchime]

Remember he also gets attack up when using an item, thanks to one of the perks.

[@JustiniZHere]

DeadSilentCrow Considering how strong his weapon is, that really is not a problem. I was using the shit out of that helm on my thief due to the fact if you are over leveled you can simply end fights in one turn thanks to getting to attack again for every kill, if Jesse would actually use power attacks on things with armor he would probably be one hitting things.

[@Phelan666]

Dreamchime He's got dozens of other items he could be using for that, but he insists on wasting money on over priced coffee. A Californian through-and-through.

[@Crowvithian]

Justin iZ Here Same thing you did. I love being the thief class. I only regret I didn't put my points in the ability where you jump all the enemies with like 4 other thief's. I put it in back-stab and mug. Mug sucks. Back-stab was pretty effective, especially when you stun them first, then you back-stab them. I had the perk and a patch and the upgrade so back-stab against a stun target was an instant kill.

[@just.Athena]

Jesse, I know that you are addicted to wasting Coffee in every single fight you have, but now you have a helmet that gives you the same effect except it can activate multiple times per turn. So stop wasting the goddamn coffee.

[@KartGaming]

They keep telling you you can't fart on someones balls. I'm gonna call it now: On the last boss, you will have to fart on his balls.

[@IRantonI]

On behalf of your subscribers, thank you Jesse, thank you for continually uploading this commentary gold alongside such a brilliant game. Love ~The Internet

[@cecilofchristmaspast4186]

I'm loving this series. Mostly the part where, when you didn't have the teleportation ability you noticed all the Alien parts, then when you DID get it, you can't find any other than the ones you knew. (12:50) At least you excused yourself in a previous episode. That's what I love about you, keep playing this game~ It's been a pleasure!

[@slappymeats]

Randy Marsh has always been the real hero.

[@courtmarr5714]

I think this LP has been your jam. This is probably the most fun I have had with an LP you have done yet, and your stuff is bad ass. You really like the game and it shows in the content. Terrific as always.

[@arcanejazz]

Randy is the best part of this storyline.

[@naumanjaved5927]

Hey Jesse: If you're going up against 3 or more enemies, the bat-dad-arang will hit 5 times. Meaning it will bounce and hit everyone once, and two enemies twice. The broken bottle is randomized and hits 4 times. Could hit 4 guys once, or 1 guy four times, even if you have more than one guy facing you. Hope this helps. Oh... and you totally missed that you have Goth face paint.

[@sordsmen3456]

I'm kind of addicted to this series and Jesse is churning these out like never before, I love it!

[@sidhionoakbranch4871]

"What kind of goth kid doesn't want a badass sword?" Me: *two thumbs up*

[@Keldonnation]

JESSE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, SELL YOUR DAMN JUNK

[@Keldonnation]

Dont sell the sword of a thousand truths though...

[@argoth83]

There's actually an achievement for never selling anything lol.

[@TheBellzie]

argoth83 Well he's already sold stuff so that's out the window.

[@TYBomerang1]

hopefully he sells all his old gear as well

[@harry781012]

*facepalm* how did jesse not get the farting tutorial after doing it TWICE before learning the previous two farts!! my butt is so clenched erghhhh

[@shanebovell6733]

You missed becoming friends with all of the PTA Jesse, always talk to everyone after you help them out.

[@Ronin11111111]

Wow. It IS like an episode of the show. First you've got the simple premise of the larp the kids are doing. Then Nazi Zombie outbreak.

[@Yenastuundepaspris55]

( 22:12 ) No ! Sigh... No need for a speed potion, when you ALREADY have the '+1 attack after killing an enemy' thing from the helmet. -_-

[@glowyrm]

Batdadarang + the Monk armor set = AWESOME ! DO IT JESSE !

[@Cozmosus]

Yeah, Jesse is definitely addicted to coffee. I think we need to have a talk.

[@Toranaga]

SLAP IT,gotta slap that butt,,,

[@naumanjaved5927]

more.... more.... *more*.... *more*.... MORE.... MORE.... *MORE*.... *MORE*....

[@demon2thousand443]

*is reminded of the episode of how i met your mother where barney is passed out because he got too drunk*

[@hellomate639]

YES! Every time I hit the end of one I'm like "NOOOOOOOO!"

[@Greil9]

It's not Bat-dada-rang, it's Bat-dad-arang. The weapon of a very enthusiastic junior baseball fan, Bat Dad. Beaten by Randy Marsh.

[@JamThaFab]

Good luck editing the Underpants Gnome battles. Aint gonna be able to uncensor that.

[@JamThaFab]

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[@EadricRicmund]

The Underpants Gnome battles were disturbing, but there is nothing really "graphic" until you get to the boss. Implied sex doesn't equal to actually having dicks and boobs on the screen. So chances are, he doesn't really need to edit much except 1 or 2 things, and if he really want to edit it, a big black censor bar solves everything.

[@JamThaFab]

ThatMessyAsianDude the boss fight yeah. that's what i meant. Them balls. I dunno about them balls.

[@bl00ndie91]

im so happy he is posting these as fast as he can, thanks Jesse!!!

[@thatguyukno41]

7 years later and i still come back to these playthroughs

[@jshadowhunter]

"YOU SONS OF BITCHES!!!" I swear that voice of Randy just than sounded like Jesse yelling. XD

[@theturkeycircle]

I think this could be jesse's best play through yet

[@Vizics]

it looks like jesse is throwing molotov COXtails.

[@AzurePrower]

Boo I say! Booo!

[@Vizics]

your just mad because i beat you to it

[@Feline0112]

Been refreshing my subscriptions for past few hours... Totaly worth it ♥

[@harvyhun]

or just use auto refreshing browser addons :D

[@bonnieboots5677]

i knew it was 2 years past but i still want to say jesse really made a great goth kids imitation, lmao

[@keithgraham8588]

I think this guys over excitement leads to him being blinded by the obvious things like those teleporterts he keeps missing.

[@sethiroph666]

This is definitely one of Jesse's best series

[@n0etic_f0x]

This is like watching a season of South Park with Jesse, and that is awesome.

[@filthypigdaddy]

So... when is Jesse going to sell all the junk he has?

[@mrianmac28]

Just spent most of my Saturday watching 1 through 15. No regrets.

[@DeadHelmet13]

when jessie said "its pretty good is uppose" to the swat helm i was like "you dont even know the half of it" once i got that it never came off

[@PerOle9]

The SWAT helmet is nice, now you don't have to use speed potions all the time! Just finish them off 1 at a time and you get a new attack every time you kill someone. It's awesome, used it pretty much to the end. Still loving the vids, Jesse.

[@tuniki]

I enjoy how Jesse still uses a speed potion when his helmet will already give him another attack for killing an enemy.

[@McLainCraft]

IF you think about it, you're conforming by non-conforming, jesse doesn't want to dress up as a goth and be non-conforming but the goths pressure him into it. Good social commentary in this game.

[@aesrys]

I think this might actually be my favorite Jesse LP to date. Looking forward to the next one. Keep 'em coming. Thanks for the laughs Jesse. In case it wasn't clear, that means post more Jesse! More! :D

[@wolfierose4290]

Lolz he looked like Sasuke from naruto mixed with dragon ball Z mixed with Zelda at the same time lolz

[@XxMadmaNxX]

I can appreciate on how they made the fart controls take some learning to them, but god DAMN, they're frustrating to actually use outside training.

[@Whatishappening32]

I've been binge watching this series all day while just laying in bed. What is wrong with me 😂

[@Dim2134]

My favorite part about Randy kicking Mr. Mackey is that he saw looked back right when Randy was flying at him

[@Nocure92]

Just finished the game. What has been seen cannot be unseen..

[@JimmyJoints]

dancing is something you do in room by your self at 3:00 AM

[@rahvu420]

Gotta love that Randy for jumpkicking Mackey to the head :D

[@Ewyndall]

The only thing annoying me is Jesse storing all that useless crap instead of selling it! Also, MOAR! :D

[@hectorlajot1309]

the "vampires" and the goths dont get along (awesome episode btw)

[@L0LWTF1337]

I would make a comment. But I feel it's too over used.

[@ericmcintyre2446]

You are such a non conformist

[@georgehoyle1352]

so many combos on weapons. i can't even tell jesse what strap on or patch he should put on cause he gets 10 new items every episode.

[@gbear285]

1:15 oh, THAT'S why you went back to tweak's! people kept complaining in the last episode that you already bought coffee for the goth kids but i knew there must've been a reason.

[@zchadm]

I love how hard everyone is butt clenching. Keep playing the way you do, Jesse :P Your confusion amuses me :3

[@siliarba]

Dammit Jesse, you just got an helm allowing another attack if finishing an enemy and you still use coffee to defeat 2 near defeated enemies ...

[@Ashurman666]

Cause attack up bonus yo

[@siliarba]

Any drink would've done that for him and he has tons he otherwise never uses, plus the first was at 1 hit from death the other at 2 and his sword hits thrice so still, not even the attack up was needed.

[@joshweaver9745]

Dude is barefoot in a bathroom...

[@FoxandHart]

Jesse, next time you go to buy things you really need to "SELL ALL OF YOUR JUNK YOU KEEP PICKING UP"

[@gabegallegos9302]

jesse you missed the alien teleport thing to get that chimpoke thing behind the fence at the pta place.

[@Weincraft]

The tutorials in this game are the most rage inducing thing. Took me like 10 minute to figure out what the fuck it wanted.

[@Matisaha]

Hell yes!

[@nukins]

God damnit my game needs to get here, I don't want my whole game spoiled, but like a mung I keep watching

[@CourtInjustice]

This is such a great series, I am super cereal.

[@XgroundXzero47]

For the chipokomon at the PTA place, there's a teleporter hugging the top right corner of the building.

[@ChaoticNeutralCat]

Jesse! You know those areas that are blocked off by rats? you can Magic fart on them to be able to go through it. But be carefull while exploring it. Also, SPOILER SORT OF!!! in that area you can go allways up to get to Canada's Border. ANOTHER SPOILER SORT OF!!! That rock that you couldn't break to get to the Crab Person can only be broken by something you will get a little before End game. Make sure to pay attention to everything in every area that you enter for a main quest mission because some of them you can't access again after finishing the game. I only noticed that when i went to the Map and clicked on Treasures and then saw that there was some missed loot like chinpokomon and gear which i couldn't access.

[@Aeros589]

This is a great promotion for Taco Bell.

[@GeminiRenagade]

I'm starting to think they're not really building a taco bell.

[@TheEvalesco]

jesse... your overusing the coffee, you can afford to take a few hits.

[@DeutscherDummer]

I get it now. By playing bad, Jesse wants us to buy and play the game ourselves. IT WORKS !

[@pupu6oi74]

during the goth kids area(back of the school) a rendition of the song "a forest" by the cure is playing.

[@shisayiono8970]

You should go talk to Sergeant Yates at the Police Station Jesse. You can only friend him through a quest which he gives you only when the zombies are in the town.

[@Enballgroda1]

Damn it Jesse use power attacks to shred their armor!

[@HexManiacQuinn]

As a goth, I liked all the black in that outfit, but the homeless biker outfit from before was pure gold. ;)

[@jtwood7]

i love this series

[@blakerivix]

Jesse you should start saving your vendor trash as a new currency comes into play later on that selling your junk could come in handy

[@mattperiolat]

So much awesome. So much fun. So want more.

[@tidusdk4200]

i hope this gameplay never ends:)

[@puenboy1]

Jesse missed 4 friends, he could have talked to the other PTA members and get them as friends after he deliver the recording

[@ElFudgeMusic]

Kind of weird that the goth kids have Facebook. Isn't that the most conformist thing ever?

[@strawberry_gary]

omg XD

[@Talon3000]

That kind of irony is part of their character. They always claim they're unconformist but at the same time they conform to lots of stuff. xD

[@Cnith]

This series is too damn addictive...

[@Danthemanwithaplan7]

There is a teleporter on the roof of the storage garage. Go through Professor Chaos' lair to get to it.

[@ThornsOfSerenity]

Jesse, you should switch out your party members and see what Ultimate Skills they have. They should be unlocked by now.

[@-krampcer-9179]

"although the evil the cops don't get along I saw little besote" the captions don't know what Jesse Cox is saying :D

[@AmlethGaming]

Jesse, can I suggest checking out the other companion's ultimates that would have unlocked. (ie Kenny and Stan)

[@Achmeron]

People, why don't you just SHUT UP and let Jesse play the game the way he want to. Goddammit

[@snoweyaxellea13]

jesse thank you for playing this game i die little inside w2hen over i wathc other play it as they don't go and explore and loot so again thank you

[@sustelsuk]

I always hate the randy farting training part of the game

[@matthewproft3262]

Also I think you may have to go back to jumbos to hand in the hunting quests.

[@FiendMatadorSlayerOfNoobs]

yeargh.I tetsed that brown note with over max volume.geez,my bowels XD

[@RenHeng_canon]

PLEASE CONTINUE!!!! OMG

[@PhtevenFry]

Nice touch with the goth kids wearing Visigoth armor.

[@ChristmasCrustacean1]

God this game

[@darthpepito]

You're screwing around, YOU'RE SCREWING AROUND, STOP SCREWING AROUND

[@MrXandervm]

"*fart* wait, was that you god?" i died XD