South Park: Whale Wars Reaction (Season 13, Episode 11)

[@DisfunktionalTV]

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[@noahphillips1632]

Can you check out south park Grey Dawn season 7 ep 10

[@anubis8586]

You think Japanese people are a human “race”? 😂

[@anubis8586]

You think the Japanese are a “race”? 😂 Americans 🤦‍♂️ I still rock with you though lol

[@ericg878]

I'm nervous about patreon.. I've never done it before so if I do the 1 month for 10 bux do you get the whole 10 bux or does some go to the website?

[@DisfunktionalTV]

@@ericg878 i get the whole thing bro. Patreon is dope

[@DaveWraptastic]

That whole ride or die speech about butters and he goes: nah i got stuff to do 😂

[@chrisbg99]

That's a Quizzy level of "womp womp".

[@DisfunktionalTV]

what a let down LOL

[@davidellington5926]

​@@chrisbg99 ikr

[@JakobPatring1]

I've stopped to count how many times he's been tricked by South Park. We've all been there. 😂

[@formdusktilldeath]

Well he came over to clue homie in on the show, so he still cares that he cared. Can't really blame him for being a realist on this one, he knows a lost cause when he sees it.

[@TheAbominableDrFaustus]

Cartman laughing at the Hiroshima museum is so disrespectful. I love South Park.

[@Chhjmmkg]

Cartman singing poker face was better than the original version, no lie.

[@culvereric]

It's great. But Lady Gaga is also great

[@Chhjmmkg]

​@@culvereric nah... Cartman's was better. Lady gaga parody songs are better.

[@Light_Assassian]

​@@Chhjmmkgcartman forsure. The fucking rockband mod to play it was kickass back then.

[@ryousuke_superior]

Yessir!

[@sarahfields288]

It was my ringtone for a while

[@almasbaibolov1446]

FYI after finishing this episode, Trey Parker actually decided to make whole remix on "Poker Face" with Cartman's voice and published it on KZbin. You can easily find it. They even made parody cover.

[@arthurkazuya8750]

It’s on my gym playlist 😂

[@KillerManzarek]

There is no radiations left in Nagasaki nor Hiroshima. The bombs exploded before touching the ground. Therefore, the radiations mostly went to the atmosphere unlike Chernobyl's nuclear reactor which exploded into the ground, so contaminated everything.

[@robbob5302]

I don’t know. I’ve heard stories of like deer being born there, with three hooves on the same leg. Stuff like that.

[@strangerinastrangeland3613]

The effects of an atomic bomb are also vastly different than that of a reactor meltdown. The main problem is fallout, which yeah, wasn't that big of a problem since the bomb didn't explode close to the ground.

[@TheCsel]

The punchline of the whole episode always kills me. “Now they’re normal like us”

[@SS369]

The writers are godlike :D

[@nielsbuirma660]

19:15 F&@CK YOU 🐔

[@Mi-dm2ks]

13:31 I love when they show Kenny being a bastard, he's mostly a good kid but you can see why he is Cartman's best friend

[@treyowen9213]

11:55 yes Whale Wars WAS a real show.

[@eternus154]

Gerald Broflovski is very lucky that a vengeful Japanese didn’t see him when he was in dolphin form. 😂

[@robbob5302]

Or see Kanye when he turned into a g-y fish.

[@stan_meow3778]

This episode is why Stan is my favorite character. I love how he goes out of his way to help animals no matter what the cost is to himself. He takes charge, is stubborn, ruthless, sensitive, and does what he thinks is right. It also showcases the difference of how he handles Cartman vs how Kyle does. If Kyle was running the ship he would have shot Cartman down so fast and there would be this huge fight. Stan, even though upset, still gives Cartman a chance. And Cartman nudges Stan in the right direction in how to put an end to the whaling problem. Stan and Cartman tend to work well and get along when Kyle isn’t in the picture. Another great Stan helping animals episode is season 6’s Fun With Veal. (Where Cartman helps Stan with no personal gain for himself).

[@downd.stairs8313]

A full version of Cartman singing Poker Face is available on Spotify and Apple Music

[@Flipcrash]

Honestly my favorite ending and most memorable for me. Them just showing cow and chicken dropped the bombs is hilarious

[@j.vonhogen9650]

I remember feeling a bit disappointed by the ending when this episode aired for the first time. It felt a bit rushed and random to me, but I did appreciate the point they were making. Still a great episode if you ask me.

[@curby3352]

4:01 yeah in the end of each chorus, the original lyrics werent "puh-puh-puh-poker face, puh-puh-poker face", theyre actually "puh-puh-puh-poker face, fuh-fuh-f*ck her face"

[@bemasaberwyn55]

The twist in this episode is CLASSIC Matt and Trey 😂😂😂

[@BrandonPerez-pr4kj]

Out of all the times Kenny has died in SP, how did Kenny survive that kamikaze attack? LOL 😂

[@dero2430]

"F*ck you Butters, I take that back !" 🤣🤣

[@DisfunktionalTV]

lmaooo

[@bemasaberwyn55]

@@DisfunktionalTV poor man got baited by Butters

[@backattackjack3857]

16:45 Hiroshima and Nagasaki are thriving cities now with little to no harmful radiation in the air. The atom bombs were nowhere near as powerful as the nuclear tech we have now (but they were still insanely powerful. Gives us some food for thought)

[@Jaker788]

Yeah it was a real show, I liked it back in the day but really nothing ever happened but had high drama/hype level teasers between commercials and whatnot. I think in the life of the show a few notable crazy things happened. One was their main boat got next to a Japanese boat and then got sucked together for a sideswipe, accidental I believe. Another was their second boat, a carbon fiber skipper thing was t-boned by a ship. I don't think the Japanese intentionally did it, but more that the pilot of the skipper probably was getting too close for safety or in the moment thought it'd be great publicity. The third thing was I believe some of the crew got on a Japanese ship to do something and actually got arrested and extradited to Japanese prison. They also got seized by the local authorities at their regular port for something, their footage was taken for review before being returned and I don't think anything else happened from that.

[@FireDragons42]

Yeah it is Poker Face that you are thinking of. The chorus goes "Po-Po-Po-Poker Face, fu-fu-fuck her face" It took a long time for anyone to catch on, I didn't recognize it myself until it was pointed out by a friend who'd heard about it.

[@DisfunktionalTV]

lmaooo I recently found out about it, Im late af

[@ryousuke_superior]

Butters tripping for not wanting to help Stan here. 5:59 I mean he always helping without any hesitation.

[@kevinh4910]

That captain guy actually did that he pretended he got shot on one of the episodes. Even his crew was like.... yeahhh sureee

[@DanielRichards644]

Hiroshima was an Air Burst Bomb that detonated like 1,900 feet above the city, detonating in the air causes more damage but ultimately leaves less radiation compared to a bomb being set off at ground level which ends up spreading more radioactive material in the soil. There is now a Memorial Park in the middle of Hiroshima that is the area of the city that was effectively leveled by the bomb and the city is still a city people live in to this day.

[@PigBoop]

Dude so much content lately! Really enjoying it, and I hope it’s sustainable. Thanks for providing entertainment man

[@DisfunktionalTV]

Thanks broski!

[@cubetamalvada893]

Cartman singing poker face in full was for real, they asked Lady Gaga for permision and she aproved

[@xavierking2449]

3:02 the funny and crazy part that they predicted the Kansas City Chiefs and Miami Dolphins playoff game this year back when the episode was over ten years ago and yes the chiefs destroyed the game with a big F you Dolphins 26-7 😂😂😂

[@secretchiley]

Fun fact about cartman singing pokerface, Matt and Trey did a full cover song of it

[@JDFrank20Diaz]

Who else thought Cartman singing Pokerface was better than Lady Gaga herself 🎤

[@Karlebow571]

As lady Gaga fan I respect your opinion

[@Chhjmmkg]

I did too. Southpark original songs are great as well. Gay fish and Jacking it in san diego are my favourites.

[@JDFrank20Diaz]

​@@Karlebow571 Thanks I also enjoy her work

[@hunterivey]

His voice made it more like a metal version of the song.

[@joshuaW5621]

As a Lady Gaga fan I found Cartman’s cover hilarious.

[@valimardorrin6869]

Both the bombs were air burst. The radiation was actually not very high and both cities are well within safe limits now. If they had detonated on the ground however, it would have gotten into the soil.

[@officialbrdillin]

Whale Wars is a real reality show that ran from 2008-2015. I think the hosts are parodied in this episode also.

[@raphaelpaz8476]

That Butters ride or die I saw the episode a while ago. I was like he aint going to like what comes next he was busy and the other Whale Cartman cared because it spoke but in a crazy way Cartman was part of the guys that killed that whale. Dis former operator here and a little history and science buff here. If it was impacted on land that place for the atomic bombs will be uninhabitable today but detonated an air burst so it was unlivable for a short while usually 2 years by 1947 it was good the land and water is good. If it's space then just an EMP very short burst it's just electronics damaged not much back then.

[@ryousuke_superior]

11:27 😂 The lady said “I got balls.” so normally.

[@IngiannOceanstryder11]

There is or was a huge problem with Japanese fishermen killing dolphins along with killing whales. South Park did a good job at portraying the aggressiveness of the Japanese fishermen as well. (Not all fishermen are like that but many of the whaling and dolphin hunting fishermen are)

[@IngiannOceanstryder11]

Also many lower income public schools and even some higher end public schools in Japan use whale and dolphin meat in the school lunches which is actually very bad for the children since both whale and dolphin meat are very high in mercury.

[@indumatipngtuber2790]

I remember Whale Wars, this is 100% accurate cuz the Sea Shepherds legit were like that.

[@IDKeffect82]

11:21 I love how Stan just looks at her when says she has balls. Hilarious

[@pinkgazelle3445]

The short answer as I understand it is that the Japanese were actually safe from a radiation stand point and able to return to what was left of their homes within like a few weeks. Today the radiation levels have dropped to the avarage background radiation levels present over much of the rest of the planet.

[@williamdaviddiazcuchimaque7511]

Además la bomba era muy pequeña y tenía poca radiación no era como chernobil que eran toneladas de plutonio

[@pinkgazelle3445]

@@williamdaviddiazcuchimaque7511 Anyone wanna give me a translation of the comment above? Please and thank you.

[@zachzitzow8306]

Yes whale wars was a show on Animal Planet, one ship was named Steve lrwin

[@timetodiveonin]

HIroshima and Nagasaki are some of the most thriving cities in Japan, the turnaround and reconstruction is amazing.

[@ShrekWallBee]

6:32 Whale wars was a real show the ships lead was called Captain Paul Watson and the ships name was called the Sea Shepherd there mission was to protect the whales from the Japanese whaling vessels

[@nicholasleon-guerrero6474]

Whale Wars is a show on Discovery.

[@treyowen9213]

“Was”, yeah it “was”.

[@nicholasleon-guerrero6474]

@@treyowen9213 I wasn't sure if the show itself was discontinued. I haven't watched Discovery Channel for years and I never will.

[@hunterivey]

​@@nicholasleon-guerrero6474 it was discontinued due to the low ratings and criticizing how fake it was.

[@Keiyon95]

I remember i used to read this book in middle school called "Sadako Sasaki and the 1000 paper cranes", and that book gave a prologue about Hiroshima ans what really happened that morning. IIRC The US dropped it in an attempt to end WW2 and the people that didn't die from the bomb suffered raidiation poisonings and things of that nature

[@nigelgrimm6]

8:39 That's a priceless reaction right there! One the best I've ever seen.

[@MfishProductions]

My fav episode “Quest For Ratings” is all too relatable for KZbinrs, hope you can get around to that one! Love your reactions!

[@kevinsweeney6655]

Had a wee lol at your shock -face from Butters not helping 😂

[@LilJonesy12832]

DTV sounded like a whistle

[@Steph.K.Z]

That last bar by Randy was funny af😂😂😂😂.

[@minttulatte]

This is also one of those episodes that needed to grow on me for a while until I could really appreciate it. Now I find it funny as hell. 😂❤ Also, that Poker Face version slaps hard, just like the original does. It's so good. ❤

[@Theogvineofthedead]

Hahahahahaha the butters betrayal moment made me laugh so fukn hard bro 😂😂😂😂❤ Can't wait for some more stick of truth action D 💪🙏

[@omarvazquez4075]

6:01 best laugh ever 😂😂😂

[@johnhallman3611]

Japanese treat dolphins and whales better than POWs and civilians during WWII 😅

[@treyowen9213]

10:23 oooooh GOJIRA!! GOJIRA!! GOJIRA!! 🤘🏻😎

[@diarrheagondola]

We don't apologize for the atomic bombs (well, Obama did, but that doesn't count). They weren't even the worst bombings we did to Japan.

[@keindrefunnye2358]

The song is at 4:22 is lady gaga poker face

[@zachzitzow8306]

Wales the country is a small island just outside England

[@VERsingthegamez]

3:45 and there's a full version on ytp too.

[@matthewgoetter3127]

Top South Park episode right here, Not so fun fact the Japanese do/did ritually kill dolphins and whales

[@Skannkhunt42]

Whale wars is a show where vegans act like they are doing god's work while chasing whaling ships and basically throwing stinky butter at them thinking they are saving the world

[@friedporchetta]

Yooo you need to check out S16 E3 Faith Hilling. It’s an episode that satirizes meme culture, especially relevant now in the TikTok era

[@fancreator_875]

10:24 Godzilla was like the monster under the bed for me when i was a kid. When i was a kid, i used to think that what happened in movies and cartoons was real. I remember feeling so scared that Godzilla would come after me, so I slept in my bed with either my Star Wars action figure, or my Batman action figure, or a G.I. Joe figure as well. Or I would sleep in the same bed with my Mighty Morphin Power Rangers zord to protect me like he does in Power Rangers.

[@jeffersonrobert77]

Lol this episode Stan literally was standing on business I love this episode

[@TheNutzak]

Actually googling it does make sense for a reaction video... So that you won't talk nonsense and waste time assuming something completely wrong for 30 minutes. You didn't do something like that here, not calling you out for anything. I've just seen plenty of vids like that from a lot of creators who refuse to Google it themselves.

[@Y2H999]

It’s funny how Japan don’t want to the world to forget how they were bombed but won’t acknowledge the war crime they did to Chinese and Korean women’s baby’s and men in ww2

[@SlickRick_95]

I’m a wrestling fan. I haven’t heard Cartman singing Cody Rhodes’s theme. I’ll have to check it out. Thanks for the recommendation!

[@DisfunktionalTV]

Haha def check it out

[@WickerSticksSinema]

Watch “ Free Hat” from season 6

[@blaketindle4703]

Definitely this episode!!!

[@mikemedina6486]

Im at work in reception I almost yelled when i saw this video One of my favourites

[@DisfunktionalTV]

haha good shit

[@michaelmardling3152]

Cartman singing Randy Orton's Theme Voices is AWESOMO

[@Grand_Pangeo]

(8:38) In some hindsight, he was the only whale on board.

[@blaketindle4703]

RUUUUUUNNNN!!!!! It’s Godzillaaaaaa!!!!! 😂

[@MrWhatdafuBOOM]

1:59 *YOU HAVE THE INTERNET. USE IT.*

[@theduckfromthejoke152]

Godzilla is not a dinosaur...

[@hunterivey]

Actually dinosaurs and reptiles are related to each other

[@OlliWitta3_]

15:00 Cartman is mad talented lmao. He can play harmonica, keyboard (Faith +1) & sing

[@filispeed_0111]

And violin (the wallmart episode)

[@AlexDaDawg]

This is such a classic episode. Fun fact, Dis, there is a crossover between South Park and Lady Gaga where Cartman sings the entirety of Poker Face. Youll find it if you look it up haha

[@Shiby23]

Cartman sings wrestling entrances is something i hadn't heard but "Edge WWE Theme “Metalingus” Sung By Eric Cartman" I love edges intro song. i'll have to check a few more out after i watch this.

[@edselyong7609]

3:05 Keep in mind that the school's team is called South Park Cows... now they're done for

[@dominicpawlowski7946]

Wrestling fan here. Ready for the rumble this Saturday and didn’t know there’s a cartman Cody cover lmao😂

[@Nick-yk6lw]

When they showed Larry King and dude said “He looks like he stinks bro.” For some reason that got me laughing so hard 😂😂

[@DestroySteve]

I am no expert but I think because the nukes exploded a few hundred feet in the air, it spared the cities of high levels of contamination. The hours and days after were highly radioactive but the decay due to low fallout was also high, so the contamination only lasted so long. Again, I am no expert, just how i interpret the situation.

[@hydragamer4272]

Technically Cartman and Kenny said they don't care about whales not dolphins so technically Kenny's being honest

[@oweskjast8043]

The little clip he’s talking about is a clip of lady Gaga admiting that the song says fu fu f*** her face.

[@NebLleb]

Whale Wars is indeed, an actual TV show.

[@jackfasano]

I'm a massive wrestling fan been so since late 1996 I practically watch and pay attention to every wrestling company WWE, AEW, TNA, NJPW, ROH, CZW, JCW, NWA, the list goes on I've been to a bunch of wrestling events as well WM20 3 Monday Night Raws, 3 few Live Events and a couple Independent wrestling shows when I was a kid

[@bogdancalin101]

Nice speach bro... too bad Butters did a 180!

[@ryousuke_superior]

There’s an alien? 12:57

[@irenicus9]

S3, E1. Rainforest Shmainforest.

[@syx3s]

that lady gaga song was the strip club anthem for years.

[@indyj16]

How do you know??

[@syx3s]

@@indyj16 boobs

[@nintendo-relatedchannel5810]

The official Cartman cover of Poker Face is really good. They did the entire song, it’s on KZbin.

[@official.lilbig]

Bro I’m loving all these South Park episode drops! 🫡🔥

[@raphaelpaz8476]

I was back in the day WWF and WWE fan back when it was cool Degenerate X ,Undertaker's Ministry of Darkness and best match ever hell in a cell Undertaker vs Mankind crazy Mick Foley. If you don't know check that match out even after 20 years Mick and Mark in Texas reviewed and watched that match together. Anyways back than not now oh and Dis it's a real show FYI

[@xcarnage3936]

Chicken and cow!!!!!!!😂

[@eternus154]

9:07 “Maybe he’s ok!” 😂

[@random_uv5qb]

1:55 Human race having beef with a sea creature? Bro, you might be talking about sharks

[@poochyenajones1362]

There's a full version of the Poker Face you can listen to that Matt Trey perfored in Cartman's voice.

[@almasbaibolov1446]

16:49 Not really. Hiroshima is pretty much inhabited city. The first atomic bomb was waaaay less powerful than modern ones.

[@neverbreakrunn6064]

3:26 NOOO THEY KILLED TYRIEK HILL 😭😭😭

[@rawdealmark]

Well you aren't reading comments during the reaction either. lol

[@VoltZRR]

Trey parker made a full version of poker face by cartman btw he wasn’t playing lmao it’s in Spotify

[@backattackjack3857]

9:55 I’m a wrestling fan! But let’s be honest lol - WWE is more similar to Broadway than actual wrestling. It’s theatre / performance arts bro 😂

[@noneed4me2n7]

There a documentary that I guess a lot missed where it shows a Japanese fishing village custom of herding dolphins into a shallow lagoon and slaughtering them; much like the opening without all the getups. It was hard to watch but I don’t judge as I don’t live that kinda life. Most people don’t get the inclusion of the dolphins as they tend to only be familiar with their whaling traditions. I find this one of their better episodes.

[@Aiveq]

na mate, dolphins are horrible creatures

[@LikwidEMP3]

3:53 There is actually a full version of Cartman's "Poker Face" cover. Even though there's just a clip in this episode, Trey Parker did the whole thing. kzbin.info/www/bejne/f3TFiIxueNWZhdksi=swkwlrwWZlqMX2C8

[@luismedrano921]

Hell yesss more uploads 🥹🥹

[@DisfunktionalTV]

Yessir 💪🏽

[@kimberlybellard6972]

There’s no radiation in Hiroshima anymore. It took about 75 years for it to clear up