Southern Grandpa Sayings Compilation Vol. 1

[@beargibson8831]

As someone who grew up with this kind of man, I’ve heard almost all of these and I’ve never laughed so hard in my life. Growing up with this kind of man was a blessing l, endless entertainment.

[@cyntrelllittle748]

Yes endless

[@D_Zanzer]

My Grandparents used all these and then some. I still use them myself LOL 😄 At 0:20 we here in NC usually say "deadern 4 o'clock". 😊

[@leahwhatley8989]

I’ve said/heard almost everyone of these!🤣 I’ll give you another one, my Mama would say “Child, I’ll knock knot in your head and dare it to rise”. Lol

[@matt8815]

Yessir. You sure done said it

[@gbcyphersrule5610]

This man scares the hell out of me... Reminds me of my grandpa, like that's EXACTLY how he acts

[@Party13197Gurl]

I need one for describing an old looking object!

[@D_Zanzer]

"That thing looks older than Methuselah"

[@billjoseph-vv6ll]

From nc here, my dad is 78, he always used to say he’s so bad he could run through a car wash without getting wet 🤣🤣🤣

[@chrisspiewak2341]

I am really enjoying this new Larry, the cable guy 😅

[@low4show]

Lol "mad as a wet hen" I remember the first time my ole man said that to me I was like what in the world does that mean. Years later, turkey hunting in the rain It all came together lol.

[@MitchMurray-o2q]

Best shit I've ever seen....😂😂😂😂

[@CharlieRootsMusic]

"If you got any slower rigamortis gonna set up in you"

[@markuswilmes3694]

Magnificent

[@jacobearlholzschuh9962]

I’m crying 😂

[@Redeyefiddler]

Haha! My old boss used the screen door joke.

[@Justin-pq3rq]

This is my life

[@DontCome2LA]

I too am as sharp as bowling ball

[@fnafplayer6447]

I showed my irl texas friend and he died at the beans one.

[@codymansmom]

Bro I do the same thing …. Act like my grand daddy …. I miss him so much ….. I just can’t do it on camera …..

[@frankeem3820]

I couldn't catch the one where he said that he was a sore as a (risin..?)

[@LogicCaster]

Go out there and fix the trans problem

[@jacobsamson257]

🍝🦆

[@Duckman558]

Now you shittin thru fine silk