(Hypothetical, Alleged) Neighborhood Gossip Update 1-31-2023 (Soft Spoken)

[@iswhat1]

Hypothetically I love these types of videos (allegedly)

[@falconandthemoon]

😂😅

[@carig7378]

Me toooooooo

[@sweettexast2894]

@@alikaatar8927 are you okay? Do you need help? Bless your heart.

[@Rubiewoo]

Theoretically, I do too

[@catherinehesse25]

"And I know I'm using words wrong. That's why I keep doing it. Because people told me to stop. So now I'm gonna do it til I DIE." You GO Mary! 😂

[@dmaz4406]

IT FEELS LIKE CHRISTMAS MORNING WHEN YOU POST THESE

[@emmagonzalez3875]

RIGHTTTT

[@tamz4127]

I know that you shrugged off that woman's behaviour towards you Mary but that upset me to hear you were treated so poorly. I would have absolutely told her off. You're fabulous and always remember that. 💞💗💞💗

[@DearASMRAbby]

YESSSS! I think, allegedly that we’ve all been, hypothetically waiting for another theoretical neighborhood gossip video!!

[@TheBigdog868]

My sister lives in an HOA and it's the same crazy. I have a theory on why. Extra rules attract the folks who can't calm their inner state so they look to outside rules for relief, temporary as this may be. Everyone's just trying to feel better.

[@missMediaChick]

These hypothetical batshit crazy neighbors are stressing me out and I don't even live in the same country. 😄

[@Jan_118]

😄😄😄😄

[@jenl8776]

OMG! My alleged favorite video!! Dudes in trucks! Yay! Congratulations on your nomination to the HOA! 🎉

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Thank you so much!

[@messylifewithnikki8408]

Mary you are the answer to my prayers my car broke down 845$ to repair it and I see this video. Tonight will be good. Thank you for your time. You have been putting out alot of content lately and I am grateful. 💜💜💜

[@melissalemasters1021]

Congratulations on your new position! The best part for us is I have a feeling that the neighborhood gossip videos are about to take an upswing lol. I hope everyone is good to you Mary, you’re too sweet for them to be acting so ill towards you. Appreciate your hard work on all your videos ❤

[@gillianhedley9081]

I love that "I've already made a couple of enemies "😂

[@kenziiee]

Mary, the amount of dedication u put into ur videos is outstandin! I’ve been havin a lot of stressful things happenin in my life right now, and watchin ur videos calms me down. I am from the south, but I have recently moved and miss the sounds of the country accents so it’s like ur bringin home back to me. ❤️

[@utubenerd1016]

Missed this series! Great as always

[@kalinaj9321]

god there is nothing in the world that i love more than the neighbourhood gossip videos!!!! i literally live for them

[@tyanaz1498]

Im not sure why I found this story about the lady calling everyone ugly heifers made me cry in laughter. I even imagined her in pajama pants with coarse smoke COPD voice. Why is my mind like this 😂😂😂

[@TanjaHermann]

Get the coffee ready - it's a new episode of the neighborhood chronicles! 🙂 This is so wildly entertaining, thank you.

[@jimmyraye5693]

I always enjoy these Neighborhood Gossip video of yours🙂I'm laughing so much ,at just some absolute Childish behavior from some ppl. That accusation of head lice was F'N nuts. 🤣

[@monchichi8]

you should do a video preparing the snack platters for the HOA meetings :D

[@AmyCat71]

"Wayward women" Mary.... I just love these alleged characters....your content brings good laughter and medicine to the world. Thank you.

[@sarahdenzer1444]

I’m so excited, hypothetically. Allegedly I’ve been patiently waiting for a new neighborhood gossip video because theoretically they are my all time favorite videos 💕

[@prismo1428]

“They just say ‘ma’am we’re with the pipeline’ well I don’t know what that means” idk why but that was so funny hahah

[@thecabinwitch6689]

I wanted to hear about Tripp & his wing wing bike lol

[@TheMegWrites]

Hi Mary! I’m a writer, and these stories are TOP NOTCH! I love them! What personality you and your neighborhood members have! ❤

[@danielcottrell1707]

I love your stories and the way you tell them! A real slice of Americana.

[@TheCassyns]

YESSSS I rewatch these every single night and pray for a new one every day!!!!

[@dahliaspeonies5741]

I could listen to these videos all day! I hope you never stop making them! ❤

[@alysooter2209]

YAY!!!! Neighborhood Gossip Video... I always stop what I'm doing and listen to my "soap" 😂😂😂 Thank you Mary, and girl if any of these are true, you're stronger than the average neighbor (I'd be in jail by now.) 😂

[@am23453]

Allegedly these are my favorite type of videos from you Mary

[@sandir.4925]

Chuckled out loud several times over these alleged, hypothetical stories 🤣. I would imagine it must take a lot of patience to respond to this level of crazy in a professional and respectful way!

[@smudgybabe]

Yay!! Been too long...thank you Lady Mary...can't wait for bedtime now. Love from Grand Cayman 😘😘

[@tortimeese]

Early Valentine's present from Mary! I love her gossip (allegedly, of course) videos!

[@Bekah9126]

We recently moved into an HOA neighborhood and I never thought I would care but there is so many irritating things going on in the neighborhood that I want to call the HOA president almost dailyyyyyy

[@chloevioletfire]

YES IVE BEEN WAITING FOR ONE FOR SO LONG THANK YOU MARY

[@graveyardcat]

My favorite series! I stopped what I was doing to watch this❤

[@couchmashedpotato]

I found this so comforting more than usual ❤️👏🏼 thank you for keeping us insiders! 😄

[@amywilliams6637]

I don't know why but the theme song to Monk came to mind....Congrats on the new opportunity in your neighborhood. And prayers for a smooth transition.

[@tanmanasmr]

I’m shocked I missed this. I remember you mentioning it on one of your recent vlogs. I’m so watching this now. 🥰😅 Omg, congrats on getting on the HOA board. 👏

[@kamisa7362]

This HOA is definitely going to bring more neighborhood gossip content.

[@fattwat1]

These videos always puts a smile on my face

[@Andys__garage]

Yes, yes yes yes yes yes I’ve been waiting for the next neighborhood news

[@atatteddogmom5348]

I always start to really want to watch asmr drama or story times that really hook me in and every time I try to look new ones up or see if any other KZbinr has done any in Asmr, i always end up watching yours. They are too addicting 😂 and you do them best! These are too good lol

[@DeeKayy1016]

I am the NOSIEST person ever and these videos feel perfectly tailored to this personality flaw of mine 🤣 even if they may or may not be true

[@BladeStrike]

You need to work on that.

[@alchemyasmr]

Allegedly I would say a popular easy shareable snack would be a charcuterie board? That could be pricey but I know you’re thrifty and artsy enough to make a $200 charcuterie board for $20 and make it pretty af! Or go to a local sandwich shop get one of those suuuper long sandwiches? Orrr mass make grilled cheeses and bring some thermos’ of tomato soap. People love savory. Anything possibly warm is always a plus. But go for easy and comfort food esque? Love you Mary!

[@mdxhrt]

I haven't watched one of these in a while and I really thought Itchy and Scratchy were Joe's kids 💀🤣

[@julsunnyscorpio333]

Thanks Mary! I fall asleep to your neighborhood gossip playlist nearly every single night so I’ll be back to this many a time but before I drift off just want to say I appreciate all the videos you post and all the peace you bring to my life🌸 (also I hope whoever requested this thanks you! )

[@Danielle-he6nk]

I've loved this update! Also love how you tell us about the grumpy woman but with hilarity rather than taking her to heart, love that about you Mary!

[@wiznavarro2906]

If I would’ve known this gossip would be so good I would’ve bought popcorn at the grocery store today 😂

[@DreamyDryadASMR]

Please never stop filming these they make my day 😂💚

[@jaystone3417]

YES! It feels like my birthday! I love these videos!!

[@kavery1984]

These are so fun, and i LOVE the train sounds in the background!

[@hotwasabi1085]

Omg Mary I’m so proud of you for running and getting on the board 🎉

[@aneesahj]

The way you casually just said you have made an enemy made me laugh 😆 Thanks for sharing this story, I watch all your videos on Everyday Mary and this was a nice change to hear some different stories. Not sure if you enjoy making these, if you do I wouldnt mind one every few weeks especially now you are on the board! We could get a video after every board meeting

[@STAYYVERSE]

I’ve been wondering when we were gonna get another one of these 😩😭btw the date 2023** I still think we’re still in 2022 too

[@Uhohohno319]

At our HOA board meetings, board members show up dressed in what they feel like wearing.

[@AmarielTheGrey]

The next series is gonna be “The ridiculous projects of Millionaire Joe “ 😂

[@caitlinpowell8855]

This is the number one video I wait for on KZbin I swear I check everyday 😭💕 so happy. The best and so funny. Maybe you could do a hypothetical neighborhood gossip about your dads area, or Glenda the Goodwitch neighbors!!

[@meganalice93]

Allegedly, I will listen to this every night because the last two nights I've listened and fallen asleep before finding out what's going on... hypothetically. Theoretically, I live in England which is why this is my third night watching this when it says one day ago. Either that or I've lost all sense of time. Thanks, Mary! Congrats on the alleged role!

[@Dani-xe3rz]

You are hilarious (hypothetically)! I love your gossip vids, such superb tea ☕

[@bummychai]

A voice that sounds a lot like my mother’s is urging me to tell you to make them some hypothetical brown sugar BBQ crockpot meatballs! 🤣

[@soulfoodsmama2980]

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaas! I hypothetically, allegedly, theoretically have been waiting months for this one. These are 100% the best videos on your channel. Ms. Mary’s neighborhood is a perfectly fine grown-up replacement to Mr. Rogers for me. Congratulations on your alleged HOA position. 🖤

[@heatherleighann420]

These are my absolute favorite videos 💜💜 you crack me up Mary I just love you and your sense of humor, you always make me smile when I'm having a hard day and I really appreciate you 💜

[@mz3588]

Hypothetically, I love this series 😍

[@Maria_FFerreira]

Yayyyyy!! Thanks so much, Mary!! I missed these! 😍❣🙌🙌

[@johnmarks9994]

I’ve always found that HOA as a term is an oxymoron because if you can be told what to do with your property by people who aren’t the government, then you’re not really a homeowner.

[@Fluffymonkeyem]

That lady who was hypothetically allegedly theoretically upset about the snacks and your shoes can hypothetically allegedly theoretically take her opinions and shove it

[@ashnahl.m.1482]

What a theroretically delightful alleged story. I was hypothetically both relaxed and entertained!

[@iKristin04]

Yeeees my favorite neighbor hood gossip videos 😁 Also, I am convinced the guys in trucks are part of the men in black 😂

[@Simmysays]

I love these videos and how you set the scene with impressions of the ‘characters’ 😂

[@trigunchica14]

So happy Miss Margaret’s doing well!

[@cigpepsi]

For the hypothetical record… I would’ve LOVED your veggie tray!

[@jennyburgess7491]

When the neighbors said "work clothes" you knew what they meant, despite the fact that you work from home.

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Thanks for sharing

[@darcy2677]

I literally just screamed aloud when this came up in my recommended, i’ve missed the gossip😭😭

[@SweetMellowDee]

I have plantar fasciitis as well and I can only wear shoes with arch support. It was very painful to walk but I have been good since I changed shoes.

[@whatheflower]

Im doing my nails while watching this and so far ive fucked up 2 nails from laughing too much 😭

[@maddawg13]

Here are a couple snack options: Pigs in a blanket and a fruit tray Cucumber sandwich and brownie/cookie tray Pull apart bread and coconut bliss balls

[@ebony_3743]

You're the best Mary! Thank you😊

[@kariemontgomery2295]

The head lice comment just threw me LMAO she sounds like the crazy women that lives in my town who loves going out for walks during thunderstorms, yelling at children at our local grocery store, and applying red lipstick at stop signs.

[@ginapeel1924]

I need to tell you I laughed all through this one, how you control yourself and don’t burst out laughing in front of all these funny quirky people is beyond me, what great comedy material🤓😂🤣😂🤣 … relaxing as well too! You need to add superficially, you can mess that word up real good🤓

[@shonala3740]

YESSSSS!!!!! I've been waiting for one of these!! THANK YOU Mary as always you've made my day 💕🥳🥳🤗

[@ultimok]

See this Joe and his super expensive luggage...Hypothetically, wouldn't it just have been cheaper to shove a sock "down there". This dude is definitely lacking in something. lol

[@emyleyva11]

Omg. I hadn’t seen this video. I’m so excited! I love these. ❤

[@creationsbyvivienne]

Your hair looks so pretty pulled back Mary! I would love to send you some things from my Etsy shop if you have a PO Box?? ❤️

[@cindydevine173]

Wow you do live by a bunch of wackos! Glad you can find the humor in it. Thanks for sharing this. Have a good evening Mary.😊

[@devvbrooke]

LOL these are funny. I'm taking a break from my young kids and these are making me laugh. Thank you.

[@dragon14284]

Congrats on the election, Mary! I've heard, theoretically, that the current board needs some help, hypothetically, allegedly. I'm sure you're going to be stellar!

[@jessfromsheff9585]

What I’m learning from these videos is Parks and Recs aren’t being that crazy with their public meeting scenes because apparently, allegedly, hypothetically, people like that seem to exist!!

[@marshmallows5641]

Every time I watch one of these now, I think about what a bloodbath the lawn contest was!

[@Hlady99]

I haven’t been this excited in a while! Thank you!

[@SueBeka]

I've been waiting for more gossip

[@kanamezero1032]

Love these!❤

[@spookyanneasmr]

“Now I’m gonna do it till I die” 😂😂 love that ❤😂

[@GEDINA]

Allegedically hypothetic.

[@twiggystardust9573]

Mary, have you ever considered writing a nonfiction book of your own stories? Not private, emotional stuff, just the ones with shenanigans, miserable shrews, and Greensboro chaos.

[@lynnj85]

She's written 2 books, I think...so far. They were non fiction stories about the time she was in a cult. That'll be something she should consider, a comical neighbourhood gossip book. It'll sell like crazy!😊😁😂😂

[@twiggystardust9573]

@@lynnj85 Yes, I read River Road a year or so ago. It's based on true events, but not entirely nonfiction, as it deals with angels, etc. I don't think she's finished Holiday yet. Still waiting! I was thinking a book of real stories from her life told by her. I'm dying to hear the story about the guy with three balls, personally.🤣

[@hollssfilm]

Omggggg i bloody love these videos! What a treat

[@dejaleona]

You know we live for the hypothetical tea!! Thanks Mary 🫶🏽

[@Keke88]

Love getting the fresh scoop -- Dish it out Mary.

[@Chanel0825]

You’re instincts are totally right, and when the timing does come I’m confident the issue will be addressed to your liking. Congrats on the new position Mary 👏🏾🫶🏾

[@krisblue12]

Omg YAYY - been waiting for one of these. Thanks Mary ❤️❤️

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

You are so welcome!

[@anniefunnie288]

Hi Mary love your vids. Happy 2023 tho!🎂

[@nlonlo80]

Keep it up because I love these updates!!!allegedly, theoretically 😂😂😂😂 Go Mary!!!