😒 (Theoretical) Neighborhood Update 😒

NOTE: I accidentally selected the wrong microphone for this video, so the sound is awful. I apologize for that. You'll have to turn the volume way up to hear me. I didn't realize I'd done that until the video was over, and I'm really sorry. :(
This video features just me, eating dinner, and speaking (possibly hypothetically) about the current goings-on in my neighborhood. It's not really ASMR. It's just me, running my mouth.