Sh%t Southern Women Say, Episode 20

[@HiSummerWasHere]

“We got a gator on the porch again!” 😂

[@LindaC616]

😅

[@joltjolt5060]

That's Florida

[@BeachPeach2010]

@@joltjolt5060 And Georgia!

[@stevecraig3004]

What...? Only one...?

[@dia9491]

I had cousins that lived in Valdosta and I remember them saying those exact words. 😂

[@edatube7616]

"you wanna come over and drink wine and judge people" I just love how forward that was 😭

[@marvac-r7916]

that was my fav😂

[@boci122]

I know. And do it on the front porch in a rocking chair.

[@eileenwelter90]

“Another yankee moved into my neighborhood again.” Oooo I’ll pray for you! Lovely to have this back.

[@RagtopRoads]

I never get sick of these😂

[@domturneryoutube]

I love hearing what’s for sale at the Walmart 😂

[@meryltrue8773]

So do I

[@colormedubious4747]

UP at the Wal Mart.

[@stevea9604]

It’s Black Friday…Them things is on sale today 👍🏻😜🦃

[@domturneryoutube]

@@stevea9604 True 😂

[@SquizzMe]

"They got NASCAR cookbooks on sale up at the Wal-Mart" LOOOL

[@lauraasullivan8612]

“Another Yankee’s moving into my neighborhood” 😂 I feel that!!!

[@HiSummerWasHere]

“Do YOU like it?” 😆

[@SouthernWomenChannel]

😂😂😂

[@dia9491]

That’s my Momma! “Do you like that?” lol😂

[@Sewicked]

​@@dia9491 with that tone

[@johnny.d.1930]

You girls never disappoint.

[@llamasugar5478]

“Ugly as a mud fence,” “dumb as a box o’ rocks,” and sharp as a marble” were Mom’s favorites.

[@Pitoonya]

"Eeewwww...this tastes like _____." I love those segments and the "She's so skinny she could _____."and of course the Walmart ones. Well, I love all the different ones! I've been watchinng since episode one 😊 toodles 👋

[@margaretmason6166]

I know, I love " Ewwww...this ain't fit to eat!" Her "eeewwws" are the best!

[@kenstolting]

God bless Southern Women!

[@bieuxyongson]

Watched it twice! Always so good and a flying monkey reference! 😂😂

[@brendaokuda2158]

Many MANY years ago I moved from the South to Northern California. I was at work one day (hairstylist, thank you very much! 💖) & my car wouldn't start. I walked back into a very busy salon & said, "Can anyone here please jump me off?". GIRLS!!!! You should have SEEN the look on their faces!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Obviously, this was not an idiom they were familiar with, but....I did get several raised hands from the men. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@littlemom2070]

This California gal loves the subtitles. Fun video as always!

[@chefdianenomore]

"Uglier than a mud fence. " That's my mother's favorite phrase.

[@Tennkpt]

My great grandmother who was born around 1898 would say “ugly as a mud fence covered in tadpoles.” My mom would tell me that.

[@katg5369]

”Ugly as homemade sin” is also a good one

[@Tennkpt]

@@katg5369 I say that one sometimes.

[@AMoniqueOcampo]

Thanks for adding subtitles!

[@LindaC616]

But I still don't get "surcee" 😅

[@Pitoonya]

Yay for subtitles!! I have 30% hearing loss.

[@bobbiejojackson9448]

@@LindaC616 It's a little gift that you bring to a friend's house, for no reason in particular. LIt can be just about anything, like a scented candle or a jar of homemade preserves, or gift card, etc. It can even be a little chachki that you tie onto a birthday or Christmas present to make it both pretty and practical. I have no idea where the term comes from, but I heard/saw/did it all the time, growing up in South Carolina. 😊

[@SouthernWomenChannel]

Glad you like them!

[@queenbunnyfoofoo6112]

​@@bobbiejojackson9448I wonder if it's from Cajun? Sucre is sugar in French. By the time it came from France to Canada to Louisiana then to the rest of the south it could have had pronunciation changed...still meaning "I brought you something sweet". Just a guess.

[@heatherthomas7821]

My favorite was, "Do you like it?" Said in just the right tone! 😆

[@trishagail353]

Lawd, I hate it when another yankee moves in my neighborhood!😂 Love you ladies!!❤

[@StacieBussey]

I couldn't agree with you more!! Not another d*mn Yankee

[@terricombs]

Yes, I absolutely wanna come over to drink wine and judge people! 🍷🧑‍⚖️❤

[@rafaucett]

It's always good to find out what's on sale up at the Walmart. 😁

[@Juliet-zq5sn]

I'm happy you guys posted again! I'm learning Southern. I'm a Yankee. Great video as always!

[@leasagowers2293]

Sweetie, you don’t learn southern…. You live it …then ye mean it! 😂

[@bigedslobotomy]

Lovin’ the honesty from Montana!

[@crystalfarmer4074]

When my dog is dilly dallying in the rain instead of going potty and getting inside i say he aint got gettiin outta the rain sense. It cracks my son up

[@morganpirate9127]

Always love the Ladies!! They save the South and for ME to say that is to recognize a MAJOR accomplishment!!!!!

[@bsum50]

OMG... just checked the app... there really are NASCAR cookbooks on sale at WalMart!

[@oxymuse001]

“Uglier than a mud fence” is something my mom and I have been saying for YEARS! 😂 Keep these coming, we’ve been watching y’all from almost the beginning. Much love from Texas!

[@conniehopkins6105]

Oh my Lord, ladies I adore ya'll

[@niccolean]

These are always my favorite videos on KZbin!

[@pounceonyou1958]

Love me some Southern.

[@morganpirate9127]

Ladies, originally I am from Central America however I have been a Naturalized U.S. citizen for decades. And I USED to get upset about people in the U.S. saying they were from the south. However I am from the REAL SOUTH! Not on the Equator but you can see it from the end of tbe block!! But you Ladies are such delights,,,,,,,. Even someone like me absolutely LOVES ALL of you!!

[@lorireed8046]

Cause the Earth map matters to you only when you wanna whine but, not enough to just stay in your "real South" ? LoL 🤣🤣 I can't with you.

[@marthameyer7918]

Y’all are just the best! Thank you!

[@marvac-r7916]

🤣🤣"Surely, that's not your transmission on my dining room table."

[@bigedslobotomy]

Transmission, carburetor, disk brakes … you know your man is comfortable around you!

[@wendifaul7711]

That's a wine glass waiting to happen.

[@BeachPeach2010]

"Gator on the Porch Again"! 🤣😂🤣

[@destinycritcher3527]

“She’d screw a snake if you hold its head still” omg 😂😂😂😂

[@mike19640]

That’s what I used to say about my younger brother! R I P Steve!

[@jettahammond2916]

lol “hey you wanna come over drink wine and judge people.” 😂

[@jamescox2822]

Well I can put my boots in the oven but that don't make em biscuits

[@scottmurphy650]

"She's so mean, her pets are flying monkeys......." I _LOST_ it at that one, good one Julia! 🤣

[@Robbie_S]

You gals never disappoint and always come up with new fresh ones ❤️❤️😂😂

[@jameskniskern2261]

Even though I'm subscribed, the great KZbin algorithm did not show me this new video, until 10 days after it dropped!

[@SouthernWomenChannel]

@@jameskniskern2261 be sure to opt in for notifications from my channel. And sign up for my email list on my website - I only blast emails for new videos and sales in my shop.

[@mistressofthedark1476]

Y'all remind me so much of my kin and my friends back home in Georgia, and I ca listen to your videos all day. 😊❤

[@iamsecond3625]

Thanks for the subtitles. When taken out of context, its difficult to figure out, but I know I have used nearly all of these when talking! 😂

[@bairives63]

i love the WALMART reference, keep up the good work, Julia.

[@rosemariewhitehead6662]

Y'all need someone from NC ...we's do it right down here ...

[@SouthernWomenChannel]

We've had a few great guests from NC. Check out the cast section in our website.

[@dak2327]

20 episodes later, each of these ladies are as beautiful as the day they did episode 1! Thank you for making these. They make me laugh during every viewing.

[@bobojangles]

When something isn't adding up....we say, "There's a tater in them onions, y'all!!" 🤭😉💪

[@JohnJackson-i6r]

That's as funny as socks on a rooster. Gator on the porch? Florida gators on the field. GO GATORS🇺🇲🐊

[@shellyford8063]

We have another Yankee moving to the neighborhood! I have said that daily for years LOL That is scarier than the gator

[@SurvivalInFlames]

Lived in southwest Virginia for a handful of years and heard plenty of expressions, the best one being: “Look at you grinning like a mule eatin’ green briars.”

[@mistressofthedark1476]

I'm guilty of keeping up with how many Yankees are moving into the neighborhood!!! 😂😂😂

[@KYAmy-Hick]

I’ve heard many of these in my lifetime. I’m 57 and to this day my Mama still asks me if it’d kill me to wear blush…and I have it on! And whoa you are a TERRIBLE cook if you get put on ice duty. 😂😂

[@Mindyisawesome]

Finally! Have you written some books? I can't think of the title. But it's a series

[@SouthernWomenChannel]

I have written two books. Talk Southern To Me and Embrace Your Southern, Sugar. Check em out!

[@Mindyisawesome]

@SouthernWomenChannel I knew it o had heard about the first one but not the second

[@theblackbear211]

Love you guys!

[@MaryThomas-el4qd]

Tomato and mayonnaise and banana and mayonnaise..yum!

[@kennystultz4109]

I love these!!!

[@sebaslomb]

I appreciate the subtitles! 👍

[@janeflip1]

Drink wine and judge people! My favorite pastime!

[@ronaldredmond3308]

" We might have Thanksgiving for football. "😂

[@jackdukeu1]

Delaine you funnier n a night of Hee Haw Aunt Demetriss singing brought it all together ❤️

[@Nathan-d8d]

Lord have mercy, yall making my heart melt and my mouth water !, love this southern accent ❤🤩🙃😉😁

[@garyhoward3923]

That's funnier than Grandma gettin ran over by a reindeer.

[@JJSynergyProtection]

He makes my butt wanna chew tabaco…I died! 😂😂😂My new favorite girls! ❤

[@LaylaSowards]

I wonder if Northerners KNOW that these are REAL sayings that we all know and say on the regular? 😂😂

[@SouthernWomenChannel]

Bless 'em. LOL

[@LaylaSowards]

@SouthernWomenChannel God love 'em 🤣

[@cynthiajohnston424]

Yes ! Live in Illinois & most all are used regularly in our neck of the woods ! ( except the gator on the porch ... ) 😂

[@LaylaSowards]

@cynthiajohnston424 😂😂 I lived in southern Illinois for about 5mins 12 years ago...nobody could understand me, everybody thought I was cuckoo for talking to strangers in a grocery store line, it was a whole different world up there. Nobody smiled, I'd spent my whole life in the Appalachian Mountains then one day I'm in Marion/Carbondale Illinois, seriously like a whole 'nother world. Where ever you're at I'm glad y'all got that southern hospitality (Marion and Carbondale definitely didn't 😄)

[@cynthiajohnston424]

@@LaylaSowards Live near Univ. of Il. & people strike up random , friendly conversations all the time - gas station , grocery store ( especially if in a long line ! ) , bank , etc. 🥰 Lots of small towns & it seems like it's always a " six degrees of separation " conversation where somebody knows somebody who knows ... 😂 Talking to out of state folks at gas stations is a thing too .

[@davidjensen4702]

YAY! Another hit!

[@beverlyhill6783]

All so true - love it y’all

[@therealgirljb]

LOVE as always! I seem to clean out a koozie closet/drawer/bag/etc all the time! 🤭

[@manofthetombs]

Minnesota boy, now Arkansas man still luvs you ladies!

[@scgirl9310]

My Granny always said 'Ugly ain't pretty' when she would hear me and my girlfriends talking trash about the other girls at school. Miss her very much, she was a wonderful southern woman ❤

[@kimbot68]

The accent brings it home ladies! 👍

[@jaykayzed5213]

I wait with baited breath to find out what they have on sale at the Wal*Mart!!

[@bethepperson5363]

Love you girls!!!

[@rbrinkley1]

My Daddy used to always say “a hand fulla gimme and a mouth fulla much obliged”! 😍

[@abchappell01]

Y’all are the best 😊

[@cheryljohnson6448]

"My butt wants to chew tobacco" 😂😂😂😂😂🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

[@diannehorne2324]

My Daddy used to say that when I was growing up!! Cracked me up every time 😂🤣

[@pixiegirl1730]

Miss Julia, I just spotted you in an episode of The Closer and got ALL the points from my husband

[@doughesson]

2:27 My volunteer fire department's Chief's wife had his buggy down around a bend in the road flagging traffic to a lower speed for our safety. She had left the lights on but had shut down the motor since the car was low on gas. Needless to say,the car needed to be jump started when we cleared the scene. Mrs Chief came up excitedly saying that " I finally found somebody to jump me!" More than a few of us were looking at each other trying NOT to be the first one to start laughing.

[@retrobabesaves2522]

Just checking in to see what's on sale down to the Walmart 😂😂😂 oh Nascar cookbooks cool 😎😎😎

[@heathermiller5765]

Except this time it's UP at the Walmart lol. I even rewound it to make sure 😄

[@Pitoonya]

I think it's always been up at the Walmart 😊

[@SouthernWomenChannel]

@@Pitoonya It’s UP! 😂

[@stephaniemayberry4974]

Down at the Walmart is always my favorite

[@cynhanrahan4012]

LOL I love y'all, but 'we got a gator on the porch again' is one I've heard, but it was more a shriek than a statement. That's what happens when northerners buy a house right on the wetland and put a screened in pool facing the swamp.

[@SouthernWomenChannel]

Bless ‘em.

[@LeeHensley-f3y]

😂❤all that southern talkin.liike,,eeeeeewuhh!!!😊God bless

[@DarlowMaxwell]

Screw a snake 😂😂😂

[@gnas3390]

Good stuff, like always 🤣🤣🤣 Happy Thanksgiving, y'all! 🦃

[@Robbin67]

This Charleston SC girl loves yall!!❤❤❤❤

[@gbonkers666]

I was just thinking the other day of what happened to you guys...glad to see you guys are still making videos...Walmart!!

[@Addamsfn120]

It would be great if Julia did a "Shit Southern Woman Say During Christmas" I'd definitely watch it! 🥰☺️

[@SouthernWomenChannel]

@@Addamsfn120 We have done that. It is in this video… kzbin.info/www/bejne/emXFeX2Zrt6SbKcsi=kQ2K7cwESBaG9XCq

[@davidstorme8748]

Best-Yet! ‘Bout Classy as squattin’ on a rain-barrel an’ pissin’ on stinky-pickles…’

[@richardhendry3883]

“Another Yankee’s movin in my neighborhood.”

[@billbradley4296]

About time! 😄

[@terryderush2657]

Raise the window down. 😊

[@traceytillery382]

2:49 They ain't always so gracious and hospitable!

[@mikeedwards320]

I love these damn things being from NC I have heard them all

[@jerryg957]

My favorite is Honey you bought those shoes because............they're comfortable ?

[@stevea9604]

Hot Dang…Got to 20 already 👍🏻🤩😝👌🏻

[@janehouse9960]

All of you are just precious! Where does the gal with the yankee accent come from?

[@colormedubious4747]

Mind your manners - usin' language like that! Were you raised in a barn? 😂

[@kvhowells]

So funny 😂😂😂

[@Isolden11]

You ladies are as lovely as ever!!!!

[@BellotaVerde]

Lovely skit! Where’s the 0:51 dress from please 🙏🏼?

[@girlgeniusnyc272]

Julia when will your book be down at the Walmart?

[@SouthernWomenChannel]

My books: Talk Southern To Me, and Embrace Your Southern, Sugar. Hope you enjoy. I think one is up at the Walmart.com. You can always find them on my website.

[@joltjolt5060]

Broker than a 2 string fiddle, and yes, it IS always better to look good than to feel good lol. I grew up in Georgia 😊southern by the grace of God.

[@freeplayfrank7736]

Happy Thanksgiving Y'all

[@r.kellycoker9387]

Them girls are still funny as all get out!