Space Camp (Wii) Review

Bravely charting new territory in "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?"

[@philipdumas4435]

I hope you can find someone to not only be okay with your hobbies, but also, want to be included and so on. Goodluck mate! I enjoy your content and wish you the best! :)

[@GamerGuysReviews]

Sorry to hear about the break-up, but don't worry, chances are you'll find a new special someone at some point. And hey, she did provide you with ample review material, so there's that.

[@ultramangeed624]

I'm sorry about your break up dude

[@ZerotakerZX]

Sad to hear about your loss, I guess this is just how life works.

[@mediocreswiss7609]

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[@mattboy5296]

I'm sorry about your relationship Jadow, I've been there before too and I know what it feels like. It definitely sucks but it will get better over time. I believe there's someone out there for everyone and you'll find her when the time comes. Keep up the good work man!

[@ciel-9373]

There is more grinding in this game then a Meat and coffee shop

[@megatron6713]

MEAT and coffee shop........lol 😆 🤣 😂

[@jasonscarborough94]

All I can think is "the game for people that think No Man's Sky's farming has too much exictment"

[@DemonFox90]

Ah damn man, I'm sorry about your breakup. It sucks, like really sucks but don't let it get to you too much, you'll find someone else. The world is a vast place and a dude like you will definitely find someone. Btw I love your videos, when I'm feeling down I always watch you because these reviews make me laugh.

[@veronicasilk8429]

"...And run, run, run. Run and don't ever look back. Run." Truer words have never been said.

[@pantyosashu8137]

Sorry about that man. Good review.

[@pantyosashu8137]

Also first

[@DarkMetalMusic]

Sorry to hear about your situation, Jadow. If it means anything, I always look forward to when you release reviews.

[@KotorFan-zb1bo]

Ever since a buddy of mine introduced me to.your channel, you have always been a day brightner. Keep up what your doing dude.

[@Darklordjadow1]

Thank you very much! And I plan to continue

[@SilasGrieves]

Sorry to hear you went through your break up, Jadow. We’re all here to support you. Great video as always.

[@hgrig7018]

Hey dude. I've been a viewer for a while. I'm sorry to hear about your relationship, I know the feeling. I wanted to tell you your content is great, and it's helped quite a bit.

[@Darklordjadow1]

Hayk Grigoryan Thank you very much; it is very touching :)

[@MrBrandonStar]

Terrors of the library ?

[@Darklordjadow1]

MrBrandonstar Believe me I've thought of donating it so others may feel this pain. But no- got it for a dollar at Gamestop.

[@JuanGomez-ke5py]

Darklordjadow1 Terrorsof Library dare you game I feel you find a good game

[@mattymills3133]

He did: Battleship (Wii)

[@MrBrandonStar]

Darklordjadow1 one dollar

[@Darklordjadow1]

MrBrandonstar One buck and I still feel ripped off.

[@chrisyoung5626]

Don't worry Jadow. There's plenty of TIE-Fighters in the Galaxy.

[@Darklordjadow1]

Chris Young They're also deployed in swarms and never go anywhere alone... but I appreciate the twist on the classical saying.

[@elkinnortlee3497]

Really sorry about your break-up man, don't feel bad !

[@mattymills3133]

Dammit, Jadow i WANTED to go to bed tonight.

[@gyzardo3648]

Man this game is nostalgic to me, we had this YEARS ago.

[@tyler9703]

Oh my god I thought this game was a fever dream. It just came to me recently and I had to see if it was really a thing.

[@ICDedPeplArisen]

Man I remember playing this game when I was little I really enjoyed it but damn I never finished it lmao. I left off at the part where you have to mine for some orange material i don’t remember but it was for rocket fuel. I’m sure once I collected enough I would’ve been able to go back home. I remember being stuck at the shuttle cockpit in the beginning for a long time because they told me not to push the red button and I didn’t. And I refused to push it because I would be disobeying. But eventually I figured the devs wanted me to press the button and then I grinder the hell out of the game

[@KnightofChaosDeck]

Oh dear... All I'm gonna say about the break up is that I'm sad to hear it. I'm not gonna dwell on it because it's not my business. Just know you've got our support buddy, as worthless as our faceless names may be. Anyway, your review was rather good considering the low quality of the game and I'm glad you're still around. You're one of the few reviewers I have any respect for anymore.

[@eileenmilligan9673]

17:14 You honestly should have picked the bottom option. It's like the developers were aware that the rust bucket was useless and annoying. Is there a dialogue option in the epilogue where the Kid goes "Thanks Space Camp. Thanks for giving me the warning to never apply for becoming an astronaut EVER AGAIN!" or something like that?

[@SporkSlayer]

I know this comment is 5 years old, but I'm only playing this game now and at least one person will see this in the future. When you pick that option, the robot is sad for a bit, but then there is a dialog box that you are forced to pick that essentially says "Just kidding, lol"

[@starfyre59]

Sorry about Taya man, I'm sure you'll find someone better.

[@mr.cowlick4150]

sorry about your break up. great review!

[@k.roberts8541]

Hey atleast you have us eh? till we get fickle anyway haha. Also great review haul, looking forward to terminator and hulk. Bug's life however you can burn like an effigy to the bad video game gods.

[@yankee9055]

Hey Jadow! I know you’ve gotten a lot of comments offering condolences to your relationship. I offer some as well. Your videos have legitimately helped me through really tough times in my life. She’s missing out. Don’t let this hold you back dude.

[@Darklordjadow1]

Nappin Kitty Thank you; it means a lot to me to hear I've had a positive impact on someone's life. I am deeply honored. I will find someone else. Just sucks when you meet someone, you're convinced she's your soulmate, then find out she very much doesn't feel the same way. As I said: one dream dies and it's time to find a new one. Only way to carry on.

[@LaineMann]

Don't you have someone new at this point?

[@Darklordjadow1]

Sheridan Mann I do not have a new girlfriend yet. Been focusing on projects. I was very attached to Taiya; it's taken me a while to get to a point where I can move on.

[@LaineMann]

I hope you’ve found someone. It’s been three years.

[@ambroseburnside1950]

I’m sorry about your lost, although this game review made me laugh so hard

[@shadowninja222]

Great video, Jadow, and sorry to hear about your relationship not working out. It probably would be for the best if you kept your future work and personal life separate from now on. But hey, there are plenty of fish in the sea and all that. I'm sure you'll find someone just as good if not better.

[@Firepowerx31]

Hey Dark long time fan just wanted to say that your content is amazing and that it helps me get through life I hope that you will never stop cause you're an amazing content creator

[@Darklordjadow1]

Firepowerx31 Thank you very much; it means a lot to hear I've had a positive impact. And don't worry- I plan to continue on.

[@Aardie_Aardwolf]

Keep going strong Jadow, If you drone on the past you will not have a future.

[@MariaIsabellaZNN]

When life gives you lemons, make grenades. Wait, don't do that.. I'll.. I'll try again.

[@mintytheshade3754]

Oof, sorry to hear about that. Well, as they say, there are many more fish out there in the sea

[@2zporygon]

you should've added "resident evil the darkside chronices" to your list instead "umbrella", because i bet its shaky-as-hell camera would totally drive you nuts

[@Darklordjadow1]

2zporygon I just picked up Umbrella Chronicles because I thought it'd be fun. Don't know if I'll review it or not.

[@DorianCairne]

Shite, man, sorry to hear about the breakup. Hope you're holding up okay. You very clearly haven't let it compromise your review quality though.

[@Darklordjadow1]

DorianCairne Thanks. She broke up with me while I was working on the Superman review. Writing this kinda kept reopening the wounds, but now that it's over I feel a lot better. Feel like I can move on now that this baggage is over.

[@Zedsanji]

Another awesome review. While I hate what happened to you, I hope you bounce back, and keep making incredible videos. You're a big inspiration to me, for what that's worth, so keep being awesome dude.

[@drewkuroda9815]

I’m really sorry for your loss. I’ve been a viewer for four years; with your sense of humor, you’ll find another woman. I promise.

[@HazmatCrowl54454]

Sorry that happened dude, hope things get better. :)

[@conn6m362]

It's such a shame that she broke up with you, I'm sorry DLJ... at least you got this review done so the game can finally be put out of its misery! I've got a recommendation for you: when I was younger, my brother and I had Up: The Game for our Wii. Most of our favorite memories from the game come not from the gameplay, but rather the hilarious glitches and fails that ran rampant through the game. There was also a fun multiplayer mode that had some problems of its own, but we'd always play it when friends came over. I'd love to see you try it out, it can't be that sought after these days... Thanks so much for your excellent content!

[@sharpester7277]

This game is no man's sky before no man's sky existed

[@Unknown-xx7ft]

i`m sorry about the breakup Jadow but it`s strong that you are still making videos despite this like i say it is what it is just move on and you`ll find someone better more power to you.

[@tyrannoyoshi]

Space Camp looks EXACTLY like Six Flags Fun Park but space themed and with a different name.

[@Darklordjadow1]

Oh great; I grabbed a copy of THAT too and haven't tried it yet.

[@tyrannoyoshi]

@@Darklordjadow1 You should review it! You are not going to love it, it’s probably one of the worst Wii games I’ve ever played.

[@noir3231]

We all go through rough times man. You'll make it through no problem.

[@silverfox3432]

Sorry about your breakup. It'll get better.

[@dragonguy556]

17:48 the hand above out-of-this-world looks like he's giving the finger lol

[@whateveryouwantmetobe.1489]

Man, sorry about your break up hope that you catch another fish.

[@Darklordjadow1]

Diamond Duststorm My first problem is finding a new place to fish in the first place.

[@whateveryouwantmetobe.1489]

Darklordjadow1 Yeah I understand great vid btw.

[@iceberg2526]

Ima a longtime subscriptier and ive watched ur whole channel multiple times, love ur work. Just a suggestion maybe cut down on the yelling. I know you get excited and in the what ur saying but its just really hard on the ears. But yeah know, im gonna watch either way, keep up the great work! And congratulations on the new place! Look how far you've come since this video, I bet she regrets losing you....heh her loss.

[@Pimpeaux]

0:15 Oh man, there's so much to take in. You found a copy of the overly rare _Devil's Third_ locally? There's a SECOND Titanic game on the Wii? Why on earth is there a licensed SeaWorld game on the Gamecube? Does that copy of _Rodea the sky Soldier_ have the bonus disc, or is it just the gimped Wii U version? I wonder how decisive that _Indiana Jones_ video will end up being, assuming it sees the light of day. 2018's going to be a good year for this channel.

[@Darklordjadow1]

Pimpeaux I bought Devil's Third on ebay for something like 40 dollars. Yes, there's a second Titanic Wii game I do not know why there's a licensed Seaworld game I have been wanting to get back to my N64 roots, so Indianna Jones will definitely see the light if day. And that copy of Rodea has two discs inside it: one for the Wii U and one for the Wii. I have no idea what the deal with that is.

[@Pimpeaux]

Short story as to why Rodea was shipped like that: The game was made by former employees of Sonic Team with the original Wii in mind. The game was completely done by 2011, but the game's publishing team wanted a 3DS version of the game to coincide with its release, so the game was delayed until further notice. They tinkered around with the 3DS port of the game for ages, to the point where it was no longer viable to release it on the original Wii, so they took what work had been done with the 3DS game, and ported it over to the Wii U. 4 years, and I'm sure many headaches, after the game was supposed to come out, the Wii U port of the 3DS port of the Wii game limped its way onto store shelves. Presumably because everyone involved felt empathetic about screwing over the original game's vision, they packed all first print run copies of the game with the original Wii version in tact. In essence, I love the Wii version of the game, and I like to pretend the Wii U version doesn't exist. Also, good luck on Indiana Jones. As if the Blockbuster sticker wasn't enough of a red flag, you're going to need it.

[@Darklordjadow1]

Pimpeaux That is deeply fascinating and so messed up. I will do Rodea next. Started the Wii version this morning and it's fantastic; can't wait to see how the Wii U cocks it up.

[@crazytankxd5758]

15:34 Save dat voiceclip. Methinks it can serve you well. Also sucks to hear about dat break-up.

[@Darklordjadow1]

CrazytankXD I've actually tried using that line before and couldn't get it out with a straight face- primarily with the Game and Wario review to react to the Engineer game. The mindset and general mood recording this video probably helped.

[@KentaroMiyamoto21]

Never responded to this before, but as someone who recently went through a break up, I can relate.

[@clevelandsteamer420]

This was the only game my Grandma had on her wii when I was a kid.

[@EquivoxYttv]

Hey man, sorry about what happened I hope you find someone new in the future.

[@archivedaccount5990]

0:14 I'd love to see your reviews of Devil's Third and Enter the Matrix. Also, sorry for your loss man. I hope things get better for you.

[@AngellusRavenix]

Sorry about your situation brother. You'll find someone when the time is right.

[@bighungry98]

Hang in there DLJ. This too shall pass. Good job on this review though. Keep up the good content.

[@coachrenaldo]

Once again, fine work, Jadow. Also, sorry to hear about your break-up. I know what that feels like. I've since managed to get over it all and moved on. I'm sure you will as well.

[@shcdemolisher]

5:02 Also how the fuck did the kid survive the G forces without his chest caving in!?

[@tylerwright9187]

Your reviews are amazing

[@Feltzer342]

Ouch, sorry to hear about what happened with Tea... even if I'm two years late to the party. But hey, there's plenty of senoritas out there, man. But from what I remember, she sounded like a really entertaining woman.

[@DBZking119]

ok terminator 3 redemption is the game you have to do next that game is really good also im sorry to hear about your girlfriend here's to hoping youll find someone =)

[@tylergough6483]

sorry to hear that man

[@ProfessorChaos56]

Sorry about your ex, but I still think you the best youtuber around, I still think your awesome.

[@Darklordjadow1]

Professor chaos56 Thank you so much. I will soldier on and find someone new.

[@ProfessorChaos56]

Darklordjadow1 Always. Best of luck in the future.

[@HailSatanLLC]

No Man's Shit.

[@jaygooese4242]

Well shoot

[@OblivionOtaku]

The feels in that video. Happens to the best of us. You are a good man and I have been watching your content for quite a long time. Lost track of the years, but anyways, keep going, we have your back. By the way...is it fair to call this piece of garbage of a game a poor's man No Man's Sky? And I won't even tell you how much I would love to watch you review No Man's Sky...Too much I believe!

[@Darklordjadow1]

OblivionOtaku Thanks man. I was nervous about doing feels without being an ass to her if she still watches my vids. I think it'd be fair to call this a broke man's No Man's Sky. I keep meaning to check if that game is at the library (I would bet good money that it is).

[@tylern6420]

this may be insane, but this game could have been good if it was made by an indie horror dev like make everything super detailed and first person, shorten the overall amount of time spent collecting rocks, and add spooky enemies while you try to get back to earth

[@Darklordjadow1]

There's something vaguely like that, I think it's called Adr1ft on PS4 where you're an astronaut stranded on a busted space station trying to survive. But the game is so ungodly restrictive with your oxygen that I gave up. Really should try that game again...

[@tylern6420]

​@@Darklordjadow1at least Adr1ft is better than Gasp

[@JoeCool7835]

Funny enough, this game reminds me of the movie Space Camp from the 80s. Think about it. A kid at Space Camp. Sits in the cockpit of a shuttle. Accidental launch. Trying to return to Earth. There's even the kid-friendly robot sidekick! The difference is the movie can be fun.

[@adammcknight7626]

Dude, I feel ya. Still love your reviews! You'll find someone else special, i know it

[@freakfoxvevo7915]

I swear, everytime we go back to the wii, we find more shovelware than 2018 steam

[@Darklordjadow1]

Steven Maiorana It's worse on the Wii though; anybody can get on Steam- the Wii needs actual discs and licensing and shit. Makes you wonder how it all happens.

[@TheJ13579]

Yeah, can you imagine if microtransactions were in this game? That would be horrible.

[@vhandle69]

she didnt deserve you bro

[@elin111]

I wouldn't be surprised if this was a mobile game given that you move by "clicking" and the gameplay is nothing but grinding.

[@Syntheus]

I didnt know this was on the wii. I have this on ds

[@shcdemolisher]

is it worse or better on the DS?

[@Syntheus]

christopher ohnesorge better

[@MeederC]

Great video man.

[@MP-nq9ht]

0:15 I just bought that incredible hulk game at goodwill today.

[@shcdemolisher]

I saw that you have Bugs life for the n64, I used to have the pc one before I sold it with a bunch of old educational, and other young child Disney games.

[@elin111]

You push the big red button and Sonic Boom apppears.

[@Darklordjadow1]

elin111 All things considered I'd prefer that outcome.

[@ladyaceina]

sorry to hear about your break up dude

[@bornkiller-ip4nl]

Sorry hope u find some one who care about you

[@KitteauK]

The cutscene after the final shooting part sounds like it was trying to be the ending to Super Mario Bros. 3 (which had a joke that allegedly caused a heart attack for a young player.)

[@ryanhutchinson4467]

Sorry to hear about your girlfriend bro.

[@executormctom4083]

OH MAN, She could have been a great person to have on this channel as a partner for review or something I don't know.

[@KaoruMzk]

Donate this crap to the library, that’s where it belongs.

[@Darklordjadow1]

Karl Schweinfurth I have seriously considered it more than once. It may yet find its way to the library's racks.

[@damianlegion8455]

4:35 Gorgerous human female you got there... How did you let her escape?!? 😱 15:24 I would like to see an SpeedRun of this game. 😏

[@Darklordjadow1]

Oh it's quite simple: she ran off to Canada for over a month to help babysit her sister's kids (during which time she slowly stopped texting me and refused to do any phone calls), while repeatedly refusing to come visit me for one single weekend to meet anybody in my family; despite my repeated pleas for how important it was to me; at one point yelling about how I didn't understand "why she couldn't go." She was going to go to my best friend's wedding to meet my friends and parents only to bail on me at the last minute. And then, after bailing on absolutely any commitments that were important to me, she demanded a Promise Ring. Important context here is that she lived about 4 and a half hours away from me, but we found a train that would take her from her backyard to mine. And even though she was psyched when we found it, she utterly refused to ever use it.

[@ldking5132]

@@Darklordjadow1 Sorry to hear that. I know this review is years old but I hope the dating life is a bit easier these days. Its haaaard to find a decent partner.

[@MP-nq9ht]

Sorry about your girlfriend man.

[@Intothevoid-NIB]

I mean, as far as games were concerned, the Wii was good at tracking like a mouse cursor, so that could be the reason. Too bad it was extremely underpowered and had a terrible controller.

[@erainmartinez8175]

Oh no 10:38

[@Darmoth85]

Sorry you're hurting man. Hope you find some else soon. Also... I'm not sure this space agency in game was actually NASA... Haha. Pretty sure NASA is trademarked and they'd have had to license the use in this situation. Okay, lame point. I thought it was interesting.

[@BCRivers]

I still have this game. XD

[@ludicrousfool7953]

This game might be still beat out Air Control or Big Rigs though, if only because it’s functional and doesn’t crash every 5 minutes. Also Jadow, have you thought about getting a PS2 or Xbox? Just a question I had considering the Xbox often had the best versions of multi-platform games during the PS2/GC/Xbox era (Enter the Matrix can actually run at 1080i on the Xbox if you got the HD AV pack hooked up to it), and the PS2 had some cool exclusive titles.

[@Darklordjadow1]

LudicrousFool79 I haven't really thought about it but only because I feel I should get a PS3 or XBox 360 first. I knew the Spider-Man movie licensed game had two extra levels on X-Box and X-Men Next Dimension had an extra playable character (Pyro) but I didn't know it was a wider pattern of superior ports.

[@MissJackietheLakester]

I have a suggestion for you. This obscure Wii game called Chicken Shoot.

[@Kupomasters57]

Damn thats a ruff reason to do a review mate you okay.

[@Darklordjadow1]

Kato minari I'm doing fine now. This review hurt, but it feels cathartic to have it done.

[@Kupomasters57]

Darklordjadow1 good to see ya feel better fam also did you watch the vids i sent ya about the yugioh championship 2004 vids.

[@ellnats]

im so sorry for your break up dood, nobody deserves to be alone and loveless (well, except for trump)

[@AchillesRightNow]

keep in mind its also super old and a kids game, it wouldnt be a good game nowadays because game development as a whole in modern times is obviously way more realistic and fluid than in the days of Space Camp. If the game were remastered today it would be a much better game, and even at the time of release it was a good game because thats what they had to work with

[@Darklordjadow1]

I buy that excuse for NES games, when game design was a new field and the tech was primitive- or for Nintendo 64 and Playstation 1 games where the industry was still figuring out 3D. But this was on the Wii, which had several generations of hardware and decades of game design behind it. They were not limited by their time on a game about picking up rocks!

[@AchillesRightNow]

@@Darklordjadow1 its. a. kids. game. a game for kids to learn pattern recognition, basic coordination and fire safety (i admit, they couldve done significantly better with that aspect) but the game came out 3 years after the wii itself, when the style of game itself and the graphics werent caught up to standard wii games. it even came out BEFORE the dreaded icarly wii game, which is significantly worse as a game overall. im just saying for its time it wasnt that bad at all.

[@Pekopekope]

This looks like some kind of horrid AA-grade survival zombie game, except plot-twist, you're the zombie.

[@shcdemolisher]

Like a boring and lame version of Stubbs the zombie, without any violence in it, and it taking place today.

[@jacks.cosplay]

Im sorry to hear about your girlfriend. Hopefully you bounce back and who knows find some one better.

[@ddvontae]

you hatin fr this game was fire when i was a kid😭

[@Raider0075]

Sorry you got dumped. Hope you find someone better.

[@FierySprites]

Yowch. Sorry to hear about your relationship issues. Also wow how did we get something more boring than 1912 Titanic Mystery? That's practically impossible! (...by the way the Wii version of Rodea is infinitely better than the Wii U version. Just saying.)

[@Darklordjadow1]

FieryExplosion Thanks. And I know; I didn't think it was possible to get more boring than Titanic Mystery either. That's like out-sucking the Room! Another viewer informed me about Rodea's production and I find it fascinating. I'm glad I got a copy with the Wii version included (by total luck). I started playing the Wii version this morning- then I'll play the Wii U game for a comparison.

[@ellnats]

i bet you ARP stands for Astronauts Robot Partner, its probably true given how bland this game is