Space Hebrews? Atlanteans? Yep, it's SPIRIT SCIENCE

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[@sonnyocad287]

Broke: Napoleon was short Woke: Napoleon was about 93 metres tall, judging by the Statue of Liberty

[@tatertom2641]

Why the statue of liberty

[@sonnyocad287]

@@tatertom2641 Just a tall statue made within a few generations of Napoleon's death.

[@sonnyocad287]

@White-Van Helsing It's Deathstroke!

[@disastermidi1990]

Supreme Confusion Jesus was 183 centimeters

[@Mathee]

@@mroctober3583 Oh my god guys! George Washington and Abraham Lincoln were just giant, floating heads!

[@frankraljevski2324]

This dude is just talking about his d&d homebrew setting

[@bartholen]

I'm 8 minutes into the video, and this comment is the most apt description thus far. The worldbuilding is just incredible!

[@FormThisWay]

Fran Kraljevski God, I wish I could be that good at worldbuilding

[@cristizagan8232]

I swear this is real. I was playing Transport Fever (a game that sometimes crashes when you alt+tab) and this video was autopalyed by youtube and for about half an hour I listened to it thinking it was a lore video for a video game or some fantasy world.

[@sathrielsatanson666]

It's cute that you are a normie who only heard of D&D :D

[@frankraljevski2324]

@@sathrielsatanson666 That's right, because I clearly couldn't have just said the name of most popular ttrpg as a stand in for the whole genre and am therefore a normie boomer.

[@Idot-moder]

Using wikipedia as a source -makes you look lazy -teacher's won't accept it Using Thoth as a source -makes u look super mystical and stuff -accepted by teachers

[@megauser8512]

lol

[@diegorincon4673]

Outrageous

[@Skullmiser]

All you have to do is scroll to the bottom of the wiki page, and use the wiki's sources.

[@LimeyLassen]

@@Skullmiser Chads like Thoth don't have time to update wikis

[@julianbell9161]

@@Skullmiser you don’t need to scroll to the bottom of Thoth for real sources. Thoth just gives you all the info you need right there.

[@julianbell9161]

I was watching the beginning of this video and I thought to myself “this is all complete bullshit, there is no way any of this is substantiated by Thoth,” and then he mentioned that Thoth corroborated this, so I’m completely sold.

[@thekingoffailure9967]

Did you know that it's actually Thoth that verifies influencers on twitter? Theres no way their true identities could be confirmed by a deity other that Him.

[@DariusMcDowell11]

You wouldn’t know because you never even did any research just you going off of pure confusion and impulsive emotions towards something unknown to you

[@somethingelse4424]

​@@DariusMcDowell11You don't know much about Thoth apparently. Don't let his tiny bird brain fool you, he speaks the truth.

[@andrewgreenberg1862]

​@@DariusMcDowell11Dude, really?

[@puffles5187]

Ikr. Lol. I love this Thoth guy. I’d trust anything he says.

[@Distimmer]

"You see, according to Thoth..." new favorite phrase.

[@Distimmer]

Here is an appeal to Authority fallacy both Vaush and Sargon can hopefully agree on

[@cutecommie]

"This was once revealed to me in a dream" is still a great quotation but "According to Thoth" is similarly good.

[@imnotherenow200]

@@Distimmer i am geniunely curious what sargon and his peers would think of this

[@zeno_sama3511]

Θώθ

[@johnnydugas1970]

@@cutecommie is that from twin peaks?

[@Ancienregime8090]

This sounds like a religion an AI would create

[@QuillPGall]

Underrated comment

[@endertuber8300]

This comment came too late for it to be appreciated as It should...

[@MrGksarathy]

I mean, if the AI combined theosophy, Kabbalah, some elements of Hindu esotericism, maybe some gnostic ideas through the theosophy, and of course fascy shit, this seems like something it could come up with.

[@MaestroAlvis]

Honestly, yeah.

[@NIN0ID]

I'm like 80% sure this is what happened

[@kaelenhollyer9880]

At first I was like "oh, I could see how someone would believe this," and then everything changed when the Space Hebrews attacked.

[@mookiestewart3776]

How??!! How could anyone believe any of this?? There’s literally no evidence of any of this at all......like nothing . He’s just talking out of his ass

[@fedos]

@@mookiestewart3776 It's easier if you've been primed by watching his earlier videos and reading his webpage.

[@dietzlel1423]

How? It's somewhat understandable if you are some medieval scholar who gets all his natural scientific knowledge from ancient Greek sources, so you accidentally throw some Greek mysticism in the mix and start to believe that the god Hermes was actually a human alchemist who can teach you how to create gold and become immortal, but if you live today, somebody cites the god Toth as a source and you buy that shit then you have only yourself to blame.

[@cv4809]

Future hebrews, not space hebrews

[@maxcheese382]

@@dietzlel1423 a shocking amount of the us population are closer to the understanding of medieval scientists than modern science. Our education system is a complete failure

[@bakunicorn]

I feel like if you're gonna engage in this level of world building, you might as well just write science fiction for a living.

[@sorrycantspeakfrench]

Just like L. Ron Hubbard!

[@user-is3yn7xr4c]

There's no point to engage in this level of world building because the real world is already built. Unlike science fiction.

[@kiwi_2_official]

scientology

[@marxist-leninist-protagonist]

isn't that what religion in general does?

[@joapercan6887]

The worst part is that half of this stuff is just literrally just science fiction taken out of context. Like fucking Atlantis is just a science fiction parable for god's sake, and half this concepts were used for science fiction before being put into the illuminati conspiracy cult

[@Spectra651]

This makes Scientology look sane and grounded in reality.

[@emisthem6562]

At least scientology was based on a novelist's writings Spirit Science just threw ancient religions together and made a word stew!

[@jude8067]

Sadly my mom believes all of this stuff, send help

[@jude8067]

Especially cause I'm 17 and can't leave yet

[@Gam3B0y23r0]

@@emisthem6562 that's exactly what scientology is tho.. fucking Hubbard compiled shitton of shit from every source he could, including religion, spiritual shit, sci fi.... sprinkled with even more racism, and made it as authoritarian as anything can get...

[@Beowulf_DW]

@@jude8067 In terms of guaranteeing your exit, enlisting in the military might be one solution. If you make it, you get three hots and a cot for at least a few years. Might not be ideal, but it will certainly get you out of the house at 18.

[@theautisticguitarist7560]

"Can we have Neon Genesis Evangelion?" "We have Evangelion at home." Evangelion at home:

[@katethegoat7507]

Legit lmao

[@evafan84]

Sadly there are overlaps between some of this stuff and the deep lore of Evangelion. But then given it's religious overtones that shouldn't too surprising. That said episodes 25 & 26 and End of Evangelion still make more sense than the wacka-doodle shit.

[@evafan84]

@@petalsinthebreeze Well that's true to a degree. Though Eva is at least work of fiction , that poses the viewer questions on how we view ourselves and our interpersonal relationships with others. Whereas this is presented in serious manner, as Scientology level origin myth, that actively encourages racial superiority.

[@MediumDSpeaks]

I just finished this show and now I get this joke

[@dyllpickle8890]

LOL

[@jessicametal7796]

God I miss when Vaush would cover this because this was some next level batshit insanity and you could just see Vaush's brain melt while going over it.

[@Life_Universe_Everything]

Cultism is interesting.

[@thekingoffailure9967]

It's like eating a super spicy pepper for fun, but instead of heat pain it's an all consuming existential attack on every single thing one accepts as fact.

[@morganmodlin8407]

Y'all are idiots. Jordan (spirit science) flat out says it have your own experience and not to take it as 100% truth. Ergo, NOT A FUCKING CULT

[@hexxin]

@@morganmodlin8407 Its a cult, they make up nonsense, make a bunch of claims, say they are bringing you truth through experience, and slowly progress to get closer to specific vulnerable believers to extort.....Cult. A cult is simply a religion that where the person who knows its all bullshit is still alive.

[@megamillion5852]

@@morganmodlin8407 You can't be dumb enough to believe this. You just can't.

[@seanstange8704]

Holy shit I remember this guy. I used to watch his shit when I was a kid. I took it super fucking seriously and showed it to my mom and shit. My computer access was limited after that

[@Bizarro69]

Lmfao

[@ThePainkiller9995]

reminds me of me warching all those videos about hidden satanic messages in disney movies, i was in middle school and i took them as completely factual. kids are fucking dumb

[@cybersaiyan9596]

that sounds like a good parent.

[@ahmedelakrab]

Your mom is awesome!

[@vrknyght8207]

Damn. I did the same thing, but my mom bought into it, and now she is hook line and sinker into the Big Lie

[@assuming9735]

"The 13 families that rule the world contain DNA that is different from the rest of humanity." *sweats nervously* "They contain Martian DNA." Oh, good. I thought it was about the Jews. Hope no one misconstrued this story about ancient space Hebrews and Martians!

[@devendrabutthurt]

lmfao

[@riotxxx]

@Smoke Tree It does certainly turn out to be about the jews in this specific flavor of conspiracy theory, I grew up around basically what was portrayed in this video. They handwave it away as saying the jewish dna in the martians isn't truly the hebrew races DNA, which is long lost, but a new insidious version, and point out the Ashkenazi jews as the modern descendants of that insidious martian version.

[@AnimalFarmDance]

LMAOOO

[@AnimeFan9833]

@Smoke Tree Nearly all actually do turn out to be about jewish people in the end. This one is really fucking blatant about it so I have no idea what you object to.

[@megauser8512]

@@riotxxx What the fuck?!?

[@ianrusttattoos]

At the "global emotional age of a 14 year old girl" part and on the edge of my seat waiting for our mental age to masculinize. Trans rights.

[@rohiogerv22]

Did you make it long enough to find out it was those darned left-brain Martians who masculinized our collective spirit age?

[@russianbot1339]

rohiogerv22 Marsian Jews are turning our children trans

[@antonioscendrategattico2302]

@@russianbot1339 Or our world spirit, or something

[@indiesongwriter5474]

This is one of Vaush's funniest videos. It's hilarious to hear him flustered and (unusually for him)lost for words

[@ethanbandepic6074]

I'm not the only one up late watching this i see

[@indiesongwriter5474]

@@ethanbandepic6074 I am legitimately sad that Vaush doesn't react to more of these videos lol

[@daniilmironov6683]

I laugh out loud watching this

[@jo0rd73]

I have to return to this every few months it’s that fucking good. I would donate a limb for him to cover spirit science again, it’s 4AM and my ribs hurt from the video and comment section. Comedy fucking gold.

[@NIHIL_EGO]

@@jo0rd73 Your wish has been fulfilled. How are you feeling ?

[@danielbroome5690]

I like that they show the statues as "proof" humans were that big and ignore the tiny-ass door they built into the building.

[@Purpleturtlehurtler]

You think Vaush is kidding about right wing undertones. My mom was all about "Spirite Science" until she fell into the Q-anon bullshit.

[@7TheWhiteWolf]

Josiah Kaminski Yeah, a lot of Spiritual People/New Agers hold very conservative systems of thought, Jordan Peterson with all his mysticism comes to mind.

[@Purpleturtlehurtler]

@@7TheWhiteWolf Jordan "you can only quit smoking on shrooms" Peterson. Yeah. Good arguments against religion, otherwise he's a bad-faith piece of shit

[@7TheWhiteWolf]

Josiah Kaminski I’ve had discussions with psychonauts before on reddit (this one was probably was a closet hindu because he was talking about Brahman, but a lot of them have religious undertones) and he made the claim that people choose to suffer to “experience everything”, and that the universe subjects itself to suffering because only experiencing good would limit your total experience. Well, isn’t that just wonderful, nothing like the “one consciousness” giving people the illusion they are separate individuals only to have them be slowly chopped up to pieces in some feudal lord’s dungeon (and if reincarnation is true that will eventually happen to everyone), or to give a jewish person the illusion of individuality only to have them suffer and die at the hand of the Nazis. I notice a trend with these kinds of people, they all tend to be over privileged, self important, egotistical and narcissistic suburban people who have never had to deal with any serious issues in their life, they just took drugs and anthropomorphize their current belief on their drug induced hallucinations. I could never think of walking up to a starving child in africa and telling them “Hey man, you chose this to happen! It’s Karma! It’s a good thing you are suffering!”. They try to paint a picture of being peaceful loving people but in a lot of ways they are even worse than a lot of open out there fascists, any god or entity (even if it’s this one consciousness) that let’s any suffering endure and does nothing to stop it is a piece of shit. Nobody should have to suffer like that, and the worse part about all of it is people try to rationalize it in their minds so that “God is trying to teach you something”. If we as human beings recognize that suffering is wrong and we want to do everything to eliminate it (as a lot of Transhumanist do) then a spiritual deity, let alone god, should be on the same page as us.

[@Purpleturtlehurtler]

@@7TheWhiteWolf that's why I'm a Taoist. It is what it is. No karma bullshit, simply a journey we all must take.

[@bashbashfulsson4540]

@@7TheWhiteWolf As a trans, humanist transhumanist, I do feel that human suffering is an imposition to be eradicated.

[@jacobjohnston3983]

Honestly, it's about as accurate as your average Prager U video

[@dynamicworlds1]

It's funny because it's true 😆

[@SeekerOfKnowledge87]

U rite dawg

[@Bellitchi]

@@OctyabrAprelya Well we're looking at an original classic Newgrounds animator unfortunately turned nutjob cultist, and on the other side....right wing trash heeps that always never seem to draw anything appealing

[@tomasroque3338]

@Drake ICN but this guy is so out there that his videos are actually entertaining. I'm enjoying watching his videos and laughing all the way through. PragerU is just frustrating.

[@johngr1747]

NO! NO! NO! Both are crazy but PragerU aren't all that disrespectful towards science!

[@mr.croatian9838]

"so explain the history of the world to me" *does 2 lines of coke* "alright hear me out :"

[@Ponera-Sama]

Doug Forcett be like

[@cdo...49283]

This is beyond coke, more like acid mixed with meth

[@NightshadeTS]

The sad thing about Spirit Science is that Jordan didn't even make most of this shit up. He just compiled a bunch of New age conspiracy theories, lore from these batshit channelers & slight mythological connections into a series of videos that way too many people bought back in the 2010s.

[@citizenvulpes4562]

Classic example of being so open minded your brain falls out.

[@MarquisdeSuave]

Spirit Science: that guy you smoked weed with a few times who seemed so profound until you listened to him when you were sober and realized you need better friends.

[@RemixedVoice]

Awwww I like making up bullshit theories about the universe when I'm stoned :(

[@Ben-vm5hm]

My guy you are the Golden nugget of this comment section 😂😂😂😂😂

[@rafaelalmada723]

In a video he did thirstying for Emma Wattson, he did mention he did Ayahuasca every day.

[@themayomaker4269]

RemixedVoice try doing it on acid or shrooms, that shit turns real

[@ernestb556]

@@scr33m9 i know I'm a month late, but ayahuasca is basically just DMT in the form of tea, and DMT is literally found in anything, and can be synthesized from whatever in your kitchen with basic supplies. Dont ask how I know all of this

[@SalvadorCiaro]

If you mix Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Rick and Morty and Mein Kampf. You get this strang fantasy world.

[@katethegoat7507]

Don't forget also a 1930's British Museum pamphlet about ancient civilizations

[@SalvadorCiaro]

@@katethegoat7507 I totally forgot about that!

[@daylilyanimation8939]

And, like, some homestuck too

[@MrControll]

No no, you're missing the part where that nightmarish combination is handed to someone on a bad LSD trip and try to figure out what their random babbling means.

[@artangel420]

ALSO THE BOOK OF MORMON. As someone who was a mormon, this totally sounds like it was inspired by the book of mormon.

[@razumnygerstein2448]

My favorite line in this deranged nightmare telling of a fairytale is “according to Thoth...”

[@MoshPitMoira]

I genuinely can't decide if this makes more or less sense than Elder Scrolls lore.

[@2007Shockwave]

Elder Scrolls easily. ...Not that Elder Scrolls is easy to understand.

[@2007Shockwave]

Elder Scrolls easily. ...Not that Elder Scrolls is easy to understand.

[@neoqwerty]

It's basically the same things Kirkbride used, except that this dude, while sober, managed to sound even more cobbled together and frankensteined than Kirkbride ever did while drunk, tripping balls, and in complete isolation while dealing with crushing college stress levels. It takes talent to sound crazier than the Sermons of Vivec and C0DA together.

[@PieMister02]

Dude Chim.

[@jaredgreathouse3672]

This makes the Elder Scrolls look like _Foreign Relations of the United States_

[@jakey_breaky]

trying to explain your OC's backstory

[@TheStarBot]

I love this comment because I legitimately have a OC that is a “alien” who is a jew

[@-sanju-]

Man I wish I was creative enough to come up with shit like this.

[@Diogenes_ofSinope]

oc meaning original character? as in cosplay? legit just curious

[@-sanju-]

@@Diogenes_ofSinope Original character as in a character they created.

[@ananousous]

@@Diogenes_ofSinope Cosplay? Naw, just look up Sonic the Hedgehog OCs to understand how much deeper the rabbit hole goes

[@badsocks756]

I'm not high enough for this right now

[@slavicmutt6319]

few years back i took too much mushrooms, had auditory halucinations for a year and still find this bizzare. what shortcircuits in your head?

[@petergriffin9902]

I smoke every hour or so but this shit is so dumb for me to listen. Heard they sell spritual Tshrit merch. WTF.

[@Speederzzz]

@@stefbailey3134 i heard he does ayahuasca and this is what he sees

[@TheMeeble]

I am

[@badsocks756]

@@TheMeeble Shit bro, can you pass the bong?

[@spiderpickle3255]

Vaush - "I need to become a Posadist." May you bask in Atom's glow

[@jackxv]

It infuriates me that nobody knows that Atlantis isn't even a place mentioned in Greek myths, but is literally just a place that PLATO made up to illustrate a point he was trying to make. Believing that Ancient Greeks believed it was ever real would be equivalent to our great-great-great-etc. grandchildren thinking that we believed that Hogwarts was a real place for people to learn how to be wizards. It is too fucking stupid to believe things are real when the people that made them up never presented them as real.

[@jackxv]

I'm getting progressively more mad at spirit science, in real time, as I watch this video. The dude's just fusing different weird shit from all across the world and various different time periods. The sephirah (tree of life) comes from Qabbalah, and I'm pretty sure it's a newer concept than Christianity, because Qabbalah isn't as old as people assume it is. The kundalini is a concept from a very specific kind of yoga. ATLANTIS WAS MADE UP BY PLATO. This dude's just taking random shit and throwing it all in a thought blender, and being all like, "And, that's why the world be like it do. Gib money, plx."

[@jackxv]

Side-note: yes, a lot of fascists believe they are Atlanteans.

[@SemiIocon]

I love how they reject modern science, but readily believe every single children's story from ancient tables and scriptures in a nanosecond.

[@loyalzerg]

They also at the same time cherry pick any poor science that even tangentially confirms their beliefs.

[@peppermintmatcha1179]

Spirit science doesn't reject modern science at all though. .-. I'm pretty neutral about the things he posts about, but he does show scientific research in his videos

[@cirilladykes1282]

I’m a Wiccan and this dude is actually insane

[@notsayingimbetterthanyoubu3187]

What about any of this makes you think this guy rejects Science? Thoth is literally a master of Science

[@steinmaniac7920]

@Thefts DUS You think those statues are tO SCALE? _If that's how big they were, then why's the door to that building so _*_SMAAAAALL!?_* _They can't even get into their own gOD DAMN _*_TEMPLE!!_* I always crack up at that part, even years later.

[@pioneerdinosaur6813]

Enough about Thoth, I want to learn the teachings of Sobek

[@kenpatchiramasama1076]

Yeah, whats the Lord of Semen got to say about this

[@johanadisunno1476]

God is a trans alligator and all the cis are sinners to them

[@KuLaydMahn]

You should seek out the High Priest of Sobek, Harris Bomberguy... Er, Brewer I mean. His Holiness Harris Brewer.

[@moraga7370]

I have appeared as Sobek, son of Neith. I will eat with my mouth. I will urinate and I will copulate with my phallus. I am the Lord of Semen, who takes women from their husbands to the place I wish, according to the urges of my heart. HAIL SOBEK

[@mileshill7196]

ONCE MORE WE HAVE DENIED HIM HIS GIFTS OF MUMMIFIED CROCODILES AND SPERM, ONCE MORE WE RISK AWAKENING HIS ANGER!

[@Kookie-fx1rr]

My mother is stuck in even much worse cults. She nearly blinded me by telling me when i was a kid, to stare into the sun. I have had temporal lobe epilepsy since age 6, but for claiming that I was accused of being a manipulative lying emotional vampire, instead of getting treated. She claimed that aliens had told her that I was manipulating her too. I almost got hit by a car several times because of uncontrolled attacks. I was called a w**** and other wonderful names every day, dozens of times, threatened with psychiatric institutionalisation, as well as suffered other forms of emotional abuse. As a result, i have hipoccampal sclerosis, a type of neurodegenerative brain damage that causes dementia and raises the risk of every single mental illness imaginable astronomically. I also have my second case of ptsd (complex PTSD), PTSD (regular), msjor depression, 3 anxiety disorders, OCD and tourettes, all from the way my parents treated me overall throught childhood, and because of bullying. Fun times. I wanna d** In my opinion, my mother has schizotypal PD, that is a PD on the schizophrenia spectrum, and this is impirtant because studies have found a huge incidence od this disorder in various cults and conspiracy groups, fringe movements. It radicalises vulnerable disordered folk, snd others along the way, and it destroys families and children. I dont know why im watching, it simultaneously triggers me a massive amount, but also hearing another person ridicule this still makes me feel less alone. I know why im writing this however; to highlight the perhaps underestimated danger of these cults, especially in the age of the internet, unlimiged recommendations and tight echo chambers. People think its funny and "who could possibly believe that?" But it is not rare at all, and it destroys innocent lives and capitalises on mental illness

[@m.f.3347]

holy fucking shit i'm so sorry to hear all of that, i hope you're doing better now

[@Kookie-fx1rr]

@@m.f.3347 hello there I cant say i am, but thank you for your concern 💙

[@dmetriusmarch]

@@Kookie-fx1rr ig the most grateful thing is that ur aware enough to criticize this stuff and didn’t fall into it. Sorry

[@colelarson4443]

Oh God, have you at least considered suing your fucking mother? That sick piece of shit deserves to be put to justice.

[@philiphockenbury6563]

I hope you’re feeling better. That sounds rough.

[@Durandurandal]

"The christian symbol of the cross actually came from the aknh." Pretty sure it came from the crucifix Jesus got nailed to but sure

[@silouhette99]

This sounds like yugioh card lore wtf

[@rhystictomato5635]

you joke but the duel terminal 5 lore references all this neo-pagan conspiracy shit heavily - zefra tree of life, metatron/true Draco metaltron XII, master peace travelling in between worlds, etc except it's fun backstory to colorful cardboard that isn't trying to pass itself off as human history 😂

[@rodolfolazo7638]

Also, there are cards for both Lemuria and Atlantis, Lemuria, the forgotten city and A Legendary Ocean respectively.

[@hasan7275]

yeah this is actually duel terminal lore that also started to get transferred into the main part

[@Soleilune1995]

Where do you think he learned about this religion?

[@boyo-shook3891]

Have you heard of our Lord and Saviour, The Heart Of The Cards?

[@BigMcStronghuge]

Yo, I'm 10 minutes in and all this sounds like is the setup to a D&D campaign that the DM took too goddamn long to write.

[@_SOLID_]

Roll for insanity check

[@declaringpond2276]

We need destiny to watch this so that his DND wont be boring anymore

[@BigMcStronghuge]

@@declaringpond2276 I didn't know he had one, but I can think of no greater torture than having to listen to Destiny's D&D game.

[@declaringpond2276]

@@BigMcStronghuge Well, its not his, its his friends.

[@BigMcStronghuge]

@@declaringpond2276 He doesn't seem to be the DM type, I kinda figured he was just a player

[@britishmenace9565]

I'm over a year late but as someone who's very much into both human and natural history, this entire experience of a video causes me physical pain

[@Catterjeeo]

I FELT LIKE I WAS DREAMING. Am I still alive? Does humanity even exist?

[@Sionnanful]

I feel ya, I have a bachelors in history education and this just..hurts my soul. It’s like someone believing medieval theories in the present day.

[@ryand5509]

I mean... if a DM pitched this for their D&D campaign, I’d probably join.

[@LainVics]

Cut the antisemitic shit and it's pretty cool game lore

[@LainVics]

I mean, I'm using some of it as a basis for the lore in the books I'm writing, but the fact that theres super antisemitic and eugenicists and fascistic themes make the supernatural half of the world a nightmare rather than some beautiful apotheosis

[@TheFreepie]

When he cites Thoth like it's some kind of academic source it's so absurd its funny, "According to Thoth.." Fucking what?

[@ourladydiscorderisesoteric8582]

Hey, giving a name to the voice in your mind can be really comforting.

[@mookiestewart3776]

Right??!! I like how he just makes statements even without any sort of backing at all like how humans used to exist at a “higher level” , says who bro??!! Where did you get this from??

[@fedos]

That Makezevek (sp?) guy that he talks about claimed to channel Thoth. So whenever he says "according to Thoth" he's actually referencing Makezevek. Googled the asshole's name; it's Drunvalo Melchizedek, although his real name is Bernard Perona.

[@Brother-Martell]

@@fedos lmao of course his real name isnt as cool

[@Korvmannen]

@@Brother-Martell The idea is that he channels a higher being/a god, so Spirit Science guy sees him as a conduit to Thoth, not as Thoth.

[@rcengineer]

"the martians did a lucifer experiment" At this point he's apparently claiming that Doom is universal canon and that Hell on Earth occurs in atlantis. What??

[@Paladin_Johnson]

Holy shit

[@goose4919]

"martians did a lucifer experiment". Loads shotgun with murderous intent.

[@SeruraRenge11]

It's also a plot of the old pc videogame EVO: The Theory of Evolution. Thesnakerer did a video on it and the SNES remake, go look it up. Shit's crazy, it goes full SMT.

[@Ismael-kc3ry]

Yeah and I mean the original Doom takes place in 2022, fun fact

[@CellarDoor-rt8tt]

As a physics major whose worked his whole life to try to understand the universe just a little bit better, nothing hurts me more than seeing people gravitate toward fake science crap. Listen to real scientists, what they have to say may not be as cool or divine, but it is true and, once you understand enough of it, I’d like to think that you can see that what real science has to say about the universe is pretty cool too.

[@mvslice]

I'll stick to Thoth

[@lopezthegreat9121]

But science can’t even explain god or ghosts and shit

[@NIHIL_EGO]

@@lopezthegreat9121 No more than spiritualism ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@scottvelez3154]

@@mvslice Praise the Netjeru

[@Colin-kh6kp]

What scientists say is always the exact opposite of what republicans like to believe, so half of the population is going to be anti science for the foreseeable future.

[@ZaqZiemba]

I remember being fourteen or whatever watching these in my bedroom. At the time, I wasn’t sure whether this was real or not because, on one hand, everything sounded literally insane. But on the other hand, I was convinced the guy from Extra Credits wouldn’t lie to me.

[@citizenvulpes4562]

and that's why people have to learn to trust themselves more than another person, whilst being humble enough to listen to others interpretations of the world around them, to avoid becoming a cult leader. Learn about the scientific method, it's helped me navigate the world a lot better than how I did when I was a teenager.

[@709mash]

The fact he speaks in such a matter of fact way is both infuriating and hilarious.

[@isaiahphillip4112]

So you might remember a character named M E T A T R O N ...

[@alexanderwestphal9777]

That he speaks in such a matter of fact way is both infuriating and dangerous. Like a nice sounding ben shapiro

[@funkyfinn1]

@@alexanderwestphal9777 ben shapiro but in the wanky timeline

[@sammyvincent9615]

@@konitrix3166 like Mathew greygubler when he played theodore in alvin and the chipmonks

[@witchflowers6942]

well you see- according to *Thoth*.

[@rhythminart5262]

“I’m not saying any of this is true, believe what you want” to “the flood happened before the ice age, this is scientific fact”

[@JoseRS1186]

Where else did all that Ice come from? HMMMMM?

[@marklee2588]

Daniel Bertrand ok buddy

[@Jojo-uc9or]

@Drake ICN You need to check the right side of your brain I think it's becoming to martian if you channel your kunjudi you can become more famine.

[@NA-AN]

@@danielbertrand6675 STOP WITH YOUR RAMPANT COPYPASTA!!

[@tost693]

“the martians became emotionless logical beings... and then they bombed themselves out of existence.” WHAT

[@user-kq5ci7ol8o]

Must have had one of the biggest nihilistic "I'm 14 and this is deep/"Nothing matters man" depressions they could have had by using super ultra correct reddit logic, and figured "Fuck it, theres no point anyway, just nuke it all", only explanation, I might even say only LOGICAL explanation

[@glarnboudin4462]

Honestly, if I was on a planet of right-wing all male Redditors, I’d want to wipe the slate clean too.

[@user-zm4ro7yh4e]

I'm rewatching this video, and I'm surprised Vaush didn't ask who are the "we" in this video. Like, the Jewish people aren't in the "we" category, because they came from the future, also the martians aren't "we" because they are villain. How do I know, watching this video, if I'm not part of the martians, atlantean or hebrew people?

[@Puzzles-Pins]

Also the Hebrews are apparently not human. Which is...a thing they said. Makes about as much sense as the planet being a prepubescent girl I guess?

[@OstentatiousHempcat]

Whenever I'm unsure of anything I always just hit up my boy Thoth.

[@coronato7988]

same

[@vintheguy]

Based

[@IgorNV]

Vaush's face when he head the "Space Jews" being mentioned is priceless

[@visi3]

This is so random it seems procedurally generated.

[@Drakeblood97]

A procedure is by definition with structure and therefore not random.

[@ThePainkiller9995]

@@Drakeblood97 not how language works

[@rongpirson5250]

for those wondering: no this isn't the extra credits guy

[@trumpanzeehunter9505]

This honestly wouldn’t be so bad, if he was just telling stories, but he’s basically forming a cult.

[@vincegalila7211]

Not really forming more like recruiting.

[@randyrankin682]

"Basically"?

[@bear5945]

cool story bro needs more dragunz

[@johnbuckley232]

Daniel Bertrand red man bad

[@nopenope5035]

No, he’s part of a cult, it’s called theosophy

[@autolycuse2554]

22:15 "How did they rape the planet spirit, if they lost?" Words I never thought I'd hear.

[@anduro7448]

"you may have defeated us but you cant unrape earth-chan" -the Martians

[@RolaiEckolo]

I'm too high for shit like this

[@heartache5742]

oh no

[@UnorthodoxIndividual]

Whenever I need a good laugh and some leftist analysis at the same time I come here, shit is so fucking ridiculous it never fails to put me in a good mood lmao

[@Pokeyrunner]

Hey, you upload Amphibia and The Owl House clips right? I never expected to see you here.

[@jimmy918w47]

It true tho

[@Spar10Leonidas]

*Spirit Science/Jordan:* “And his name was Yeshua Ben-Hur...” *Me:* “Oh, Space Christ, this lunatic...”

[@AoiZassoOFCL]

this is literally just mtg lore but with anti-semitism

[@ssach7]

But the Hebrews are the good aliens not the bad aliens :(

[@ultratog1028]

Mtg lore usually doesnt have this much thought put into and is more connected to reality then this

[@techissus7449]

Hey deidara

[@goose4919]

What's MTG?

[@techissus7449]

@@goose4919 magic the gathering I'm guessing

[@TheCirclekeeper]

The lore of Elder Scrolls makes more sense than the horseshit this guy is spewing.

[@raiderfox7229]

@fantasticmoose I zero summed.

[@jalioswilinghart]

Yo Donzel, a completely unrelated question, but what is that profile pic you got? It sorta reminds me of the Mass Effect renegade symbol.

[@TheCirclekeeper]

@@jalioswilinghart Yep that's exactly what it is. I'm a huge fan of both Mass Effect and Dragon Age.

[@jalioswilinghart]

@@TheCirclekeeperDid you find the pic somewhere?

[@TheCirclekeeper]

@@jalioswilinghart I just google it.

[@jeremymr]

3:35 - "WH- WHAAAAAT? THOTH?!!" That's the first time in a long time I literally cried laughing. 😂

[@LilyoftheLake14]

6:29 *"How many wrong things do you have to believe to buy into this."* _- Vaush_ He totally summed up Q-anon, without even consciously realizing it. 😆

[@ericthegreat7805]

QANON is basically modern Gnosticism

[@smithblack5945]

Dune did Space Jews better.

[@maxwelljarowey2612]

Becouse it was thought out

[@lowkeythethiccstergod6939]

This is how it feels when you start a new game with a shit ton of backstory and lore...

[@aplanosgc6963]

Random RPG master watching this video : Write that down! Write that down!

[@raccoonking7566]

Yeah, me starting The Witcher 3, and getting questioned about characters from other games, while not knowing anything about the game yet.

[@glarnboudin4462]

How it feels beginning a Kingdom Hearts game.

[@lindzmiester9698]

This is what it sounds like when someone tries to explain Warhammer 40K lore

[@glarnboudin4462]

@@notrod5341 Exactly!

[@B1G_D0G]

lol the guy that started this cult used to animate on newgrounds

[@70sman]

You can tell.

[@B1G_D0G]

@@70sman The sack man or whatever tf that character is gives it right away

[@Natalietrans]

Im pretty sure saying hebrews aren’t directly humans might, just saying, be a little antisemitic

[@greatape8019]

jordan (spirit science) has a whole lot more on the basis of antisemitism... his hollow earth story just recites more of literal n@zi propaganda

[@SandyTheDesertFox]

Wait if we all have a left and right brain and thus a male and female brain, are we all nonbinary?

[@raynafae]

WellHiThere gender fuckin DeeeEeEEEeesESTROYED

[@beanieguitarguy4070]

Reyna Haze Dude your pfp is so cute!

[@AnthonyChinaski]

We are binary in two parts...ooof. The perfect dichotomy

[@witchflowers6942]

Y E S

[@violetsparkles5453]

Tbh memes aside, I think everyone is non binary but to different degrees, like heterosexual tomboyish girls or guys who maybe enjoys a shirt with florals on it. Some people are split basically 50/50 and would probably identify as NB

[@cynicthehedgehog385]

Petition to rename gish galloping to “spirit vomiting”

[@jude8067]

No that's what you do when you see their spirit cooking (a real thing they believe usually involving eating period blood)

[@thrashandburn10221]

Tiny windows...

[@crashcoptr]

The entirety of this video is insane, but the comment at 38:55 saying that "furries are on the fourth dimension" made up for it.

[@glarnboudin4462]

I mean, where’s the lie though?

[@kapmando]

Attack on Titan was a historical documentary confirmed.

[@LainVics]

Darkest timeline

[@Jrue774]

I like how Spirit Science calmly uses Thoth, an Egyptian god, as a source calmly like he’s citing Wikipedia

[@leroyjenkins6847]

It's called the emerald tablets, which you've clearly never heard of. But go ahead and keep reading your Bible like it's the the only source of truth.

[@Xenomnipotent]

@@leroyjenkins6847 I need whatever you are smoking

[@leroyjenkins6847]

@@Xenomnipotent you're a Christian aren't you? Lol must be

[@StarPichu12]

@@Xenomnipotent emerald tablets, like he said. I guess it's a mix of weed and LSD?

[@internetidiot4206]

@@StarPichu12 I’m so full of [Emerald Tablets] yum!

[@Urlocalpope]

This video is misnamed. It should be “Vaush’s dissent into madness”

[@Twisthle]

Descent. Dissent means disgreeing with a majority or common beliefs

[@Urlocalpope]

Twisthle I’m dyslexic stop bullying me

[@Urlocalpope]

Loresmith yeah? Well what do you call that girl in 7th grade who would scribble over my drawings with pen and tried to make fun of me for everything? Fuck you anna I’m still salty about it.

[@RealMephres]

@@Urlocalpope lmao rip mate for that shit

[@Urlocalpope]

Honest_Bishop you’re right, this was supposed to be a kneeslapper, but it fell short...

[@prerecordedresponse9884]

Don't mind me, just coming back to this video a year later bcause I needed an extra dose of crazy debunking today.

[@cdo...49283]

It is my favourite Vaush video to come back to

[@aethelflaed6814]

Ok I have a degree in archaeology, I took a class in pseudoarchaeology, and this was basically like a “greatest hits” of all the pseudo-historical, rejected, and mystical-woo explanations of the past couple centuries all blended into one...idk...nonsense smoothie. Like I almost fell over laughing at “Lemuria” (the hypothetical land bridge connecting Africa and India, which was dropped when we figured out how continental drift works), and I friggin SCREAMED at the magnetic north pole shifting to HAWAII. (He’d been doing so well on that one, too.) But then he got to Sumeria and Egypt and from there it was all 😭

[@Akut324]

My favorite part was Jesus meditating to obtain even more wisdom and power like a DBZ character.

[@anyalaASMR]

going god mode

[@anonlvl1957]

Super jezus god mode ultra instinct Vs Satan full goat mode all chakras sage form

[@hyperion3145]

They even brought him back with the Dragon Balls

[@r.h.f.6073]

it seems very dogwhistle-y whenever someone tries to talk about the 'real' builders of ancient non-european structures. the premise is that the brown people aren't sophisticated enough to build nice things.

[@landonpowell6296]

@Pete Haskell That's not even remotely true. You could have found this out with a quick google search. Egyptians had the wheel, and used it often for pottery. Sub-saharan Africans invented a wheel but then didn't use it often due to having no animals that could pull a cart.

[@Stonemask5]

@Pete Haskell lmao at getting your own dogwhistle wrong

[@CrossmoorMafia]

I guess everything is a dog whistle nowadays...

[@daraghokane4236]

@@Stonemask5 it's native American's I heard never invented the weel never heard that about Egyptians people think they had super advantaged tech or magic

[@landonpowell6296]

@Pete Haskell No you didn't, and the first page that pops up confirms what I said. Nazis have been doing this stupid "I left you a link" and not posting links meme lately, and I'm guessing it's just so you can claim KZbin is censoring you or whatever.

[@absenteechild8542]

i retvrn for my semi annual spirit science react rewatch

[@gillesdupouy8357]

Listening to this as an archaeology major as I'm typing my classes on my computer makes me cry every thirty seconds, how is this even possible

[@DejectedJester]

“What happens when your poles shift?” I think gas prices in Warsaw rise by ~22%

[@h4xorzist]

I would say that the poles have already shifted they even vanished for 100 years.

[@stereo-soulsoundsystem5070]

Ok we gotta smart guy here. Fr good joke tho I had to think

[@JRexRegis]

"There is no way to drag a 25 ton rock" I think they used this fascinating thing called "a wheel"

[@olio795]

The ancient egyptians didnt have the wheel when they build the pyramids only stone and copper tools

[@JRexRegis]

@@olio795 The wheel is about ~700 years older than the oldest pyramids, and a round 1000 years older than the ones at giza. And even if they didn't use wheels per se, they used something based on a similar and just as effective principle: Logs of wood, carved in such a way that they would be perfectly straight and smooth. The block of stone was placed onto around 20 of these logs, then slowly dragged over them by either a legion of slaves or a domesticated animal. As the stone moved, the logs would be collected from behind it and placed at the front, creating a very primitive conveyor belt.

[@yoosh9034]

JR Idk sounds pretty unlikely I think it was probably aliens actually

[@bashbashfulsson4540]

@@JRexRegis It was in fact log rollers! Modern research suggests it wasn't legions of slaves but legions of willing farmers looking for work outside of growing and harvesting seasons. Records from the time suggest it was viewed a bit like a pilgrimage, but these workers were given a modest wage and basic food and board. As for the logs used to move the stones, Egypt has always been poor in wood but rich in other resources, so the Egyptians had to use their great mineral resources to purchase wood from neighbouring nations. With regards to the wheel, the Egyptians had simple cranes and treadmill-driven circular saws. I don't understand why, but people like Jordan seem to immediately buy that all ancient myths are perfectly accurate, but the ancients themselves were as dumb as rocks. Human brains haven't changed much at all in the last few thousand years, and while we know a lot more facts now, we aren't inherently more intelligent than they were. Given how smart some people are these days, it's no surprise that ancient peoples were able to leverage copper tools and logs and ropes to create incredible wonders.

[@JRexRegis]

@@bashbashfulsson4540 true! Honestly, what we today consider slavery isn't really applicable for most ancient civilisations. In rome, for example, slaves had almost as many rights as free men (except they couldn't leave obviously), because lots of them basically contracted themselves out. There were limits on their service, they had protection from abuse, and they got a piece of land at the end, like soldiers did. Still slavery, but orders of magnitude less horrific than the transatlantic slave trade. Same with egypt, like you said - building the pyramids was often considered an honor, as it was believed that those who helped the pharaoh ascend to godhood would be rewarded also. I do think they used prisoners, however, to do a lot of the heavy lifting alongside draft animals.

[@HelloIamCloudy]

13:27 As a Jew, I fucking love this. Way to inadvertently make me sound bad ass. I'm a descendant of an extraterrestrial species who arrived on earth thousands of years ago? Awesome!

[@Romanticoutlaw]

isn't this the guy who did a bunch of psychedelics and was convinced emma watson is female jesus and talked to him in a dream?

[@Gloomdrake]

Yes

[@yourtrappedinmygenjutsu]

Yup

[@JohnDoe-dg1dl]

I love just how baffled he is by the insanity at the start

[@JohnDoe-dg1dl]

@@lucasb.v.9348 Yeah I know, I found spirit science many years ago and found it halarious! Then I realised that some people actually believed it...

[@Skinnymarks]

That was really funny, I laughed so much

[@CrossmoorMafia]

@@lucasb.v.9348 Flat earth is even crazier than this shit...

[@dynamicworlds1]

@@JohnDoe-dg1dl I had almost the same story. It was actually even this video I found first (and it went right into my "funny" playlist because it had me laughing the whole time).

[@cdo...49283]

*the whole way through. This video is gold

[@anarchistmugwump9137]

"We're fighting over the Kingdom Heart Keys!" nearly cried laughing

[@traewilson5127]

I know it's a late response, but: THERE'S STILL TIME. WE HAVE TO FIND THE THIRTEEN ATLANTEAN KEYS BEFORE THE MARTIANS CAN GATHER THEIR THIRTEEN CRYSTAL SKULL KEYS AND LAUNCH THE THIRD KEYBLADE WAR AND ALSO MICKEY MOUSE AND MALEFICENT ARE HERE THAT'S THE LEAST CRAZY PART OF WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE

[@MaddesG1]

LMFAO

[@vintheguy]

I am *NOT* lying, you can look this up Spirit science did a video on kingdom hearts

[@suchmuse]

Came back to this drug trip and i love how Vaush treats the video like something to actually go over and debunk, "i thought they lost the war?" Like, holy shit. Wow. This shit is comedy fucking gold.

[@joystickanimations4367]

Attack on titan is a show about level 5 humans eating level 1 and 2 humans confirmed

[@konnad]

THIS IS LITERALLY LIKE A MAGIC FICTION BOOK SERIES IM READING BUT WAYYYY WILDER

[@konnad]

and also literally something my father would believe

[@Nina-cd2eh]

More like fanfiction, which it literally is. lmao

[@konnad]

@@Nina-cd2eh i meant that a book series that ive been reading is very similar to this conspiracy, (if you take away the JQ bullshit) probably because the general themes of this are wildly popular

[@konnad]

@@Yet.Another.Rapper.KiG.V2 mate they literally say that there's an elite class of rich people who have ancestry of the ancient emotionless hebrew aliens

[@qsdqsdqsdqsd9881]

@@konnad Weren't the cosmic jews the grey-ish blue ones that were actually nice and shit ? i'm pretty sure you're talking about the martians (red ones) and they're not supposed to be jews

[@kaemonbonet4931]

Get this guy on the stream and see what he's like.

[@waspoppin4784]

kaemon bonet yes

[@avosthyric]

That would be fucking amazing. Bonus points if he's actually intelligent and tries to use that convo as an opportunity to peddle his bullshit

[@emila6]

watch his emma watson video. thats everything youre wondering and more.

[@johngr1747]

interesting, I guess...

[@alexritchie4586]

He's not actually that fun IRL. He won't debate or discuss anything. He just repeats his spiel over and over and then gets really pissy when one won't buy it wholecloth.

[@vivianh936]

No one: Me coming back to this video again to remind myself that I’m smarter than at least one person in the world;

[@boomzy9532]

The most insane part of this is imagining all of the time and effort he put into making, narrating, editing, finding pictures, AND ANIMATING THIS holy fuck

[@williamchamberlain2263]

$ though ; lots of money in farming fools

[@Alan-wj5zc]

Okay but this guy's world building is insanely good, even if it is anti-semetic and dogwhistly at times lmao

[@hamizanyunos1502]

He should write a book series about this bet the cosmic structure will be just as insane as Chtulu Mythos.

[@johngr1747]

It's like a game. Bad message, cool gameplay.

[@TheCobCAP]

JOHN GR it’d actually be a really good rpg

[@bruhfunnies3441]

@@TheCobCAP This is actually the plot to Persona 6

[@beebster_v1]

@@bruhfunnies3441 but the space jews wont allow a switch port :(

[@dyer4677]

The whole bit on “height translating to your level of intelligence” is some prime 40K Ork shit. Humans obviously ascended to dimensions beyond our comprehension... but also da biggest iz da boss

[@cherokeenevin3763]

As a tall person I can confirm that I am in fact on average about 6 inches more ascended than short people are.

[@thekingoffailure9967]

I'm curious if there are any increases to the penis-to-body-size ratio as one ascends the levels of consciousness.

[@HadalStreetlights]

it speaks volumes that spirit science's theology mirrors the Irkin military complex. "how can they be stupid? theyre so tall?" -The Tallest, Invader Zim

[@austinhowley3907]

The last ad before the end of the video for me was “talk to your doctor about if schizophrenia treatment is right for you” and I think that says a lot

[@Ari-nw3qy]

Is this what Marjorie Taylor Greene believes?

[@ethanbandepic6074]

LMAO

[@OneEyeShadow]

Gurren Lagan lore is even more convoluted than I remember.

[@GG-43]

Nah man I think this is alchemy from full metal alchemist

[@MrGksarathy]

@@GG-43 It kinda is, considering how much it draws from the Kabbalah, kind of like medieval alchemy that Arakawa took inspiration from.

[@hexeddecimals]

I used to watch this guy when I was a kid (because I was a dumb and watched extra credits so I was like "oooh squeaky voice and cartoons me likey") and he ABSOLUTELY had videos on 2012. He predicted that in 2012 humans would fall down to a lower level of consciousness

[@prioritalpanic629]

Same, big mistake on my end though. Since I was struggling with depression I pretty much clung for life unto New Age "cures" for depression. Then I realized none of them worked and finally broke out of the hippie conspiracy cult. I still consider myself a panthiest, but I'm *much* more science guided than before. Funnily enough one of spirit sciences videos is what broke me out of it. Not too long ago they made a video supporting LGBTQ+ folks it it was one of the most disliked videos on their entire channel, plus a bunch of comments saying "tHiS iS tOo PoLiTiCaL" and general homophobia/transphobia. There are actually a bunch of "spiritual" groups that embrace science and are supportive of leftist ideas and minorities, *but* it sadly New Age intersects with rightwing conspiracy and anti academia types that are usually anti vaxxers, anti sex, centrists, ableist, etc. That are still founded on typical western values despite the blend of eastern religions involved

[@hexeddecimals]

@@prioritalpanic629 aww man that sucks. Glad you're out of that.

[@praticle]

@@prioritalpanic629 Could you point me in the direction of these science-minded spiritual groups? I'm sick of all the anti-vaxx pseudoscience :/

[@prioritalpanic629]

@@praticle There's r/SASSwitches on reddit. Sorry, I don't know of any other distinguished group online, but I know there are lots of eclectic and new age types that don't go full tinfoil hat if we look for them. edit: also r/witchesvspatriarchy.

[@MC-pt8kv]

I mean... We elected Trump in 2016... Coincidence?

[@popcultureprogrammer2171]

This video makes Christianity look like a peer reviewed study

[@ThePainkiller9995]

rewatching this certified voosh classic

[@flyindevil]

"please have your own experience while watching this" oh I'm getting ready for that right now **bong rips**

[@rileyburke7235]

when I was 12 I was having a really bad existential crisis and I thought this was legit for about a week

[@seanstange8704]

Same bro

[@mooploop3091]

Same but i was 9 and 10 when i belived it

[@nymiancomplex7336]

Rip same bro but I was like 11 and it was bc an uncle that I trusted believed in this shit and would watch his videos and talk about it all the time 😂 I realized pretty soon he was full of shit tho

[@rileyburke7235]

@@nymiancomplex7336 LMAO, I remember telling a friend in one of my classes that "Yo, aliens totally built the pyramids dude" Just because I saw their videos.

[@knightelm]

Omg same

[@Koi-dusa]

damn this Tower of God lore is so good

[@JesusNoGA]

34:59 "remember how fascism is based" -Voosh 2019

[@SDM-Zone]

I was super into spirit science when I was younger. Can 100% confirm he made a prediction about 2012. He says 2012 is the level up moment where humanity goes blind for 4 days and becomes stronger. Basically all of the universe was meant to jump up in consciousness.

[@kinsale186]

see it’s funny because when I was younger I would’ve believed this, young impressionable minds are easy to mold especially when you’re not educated on what life really is🙇🏽

[@PartnershipsForYou]

Ohhhh is that why I went blind for 4days?

[@leifanderson3487]

Nah, like me, you just beat off too much.

[@wendoversss]

@@kinsale186 Hey man, I'm old and follow theosophy. Specifically the teachings of godfre ray king, and saint germain.

[@kinsale186]

Rob Snob awe fr? Well maybe you’re just as ignorant as a child then, get well soon❤️

[@TigerBrows]

the part where vaush uses the sacred geometries to see through the code of reality and ascend to the 17th dimension had me bending over laughing

[@getajobmate1281]

lmao this is literally me when i transcend my physcial reality and psychically communicate with animals through thought and emotion

[@boilerforsale3941]

Vaush had you bending over, eh?

[@TigerBrows]

@@boilerforsale3941 I wish

[@boilerforsale3941]

@@TigerBrows me too

[@lostangelus1]

This sounds like the lore of my modded Skyrim play through, where I have Witcher, jjba, and dragon ball all in one realm lmao

[@roosterboots4684]

This is indistinguishable from a JRPG lore video