Space Marine Prank Calls | a Warhammer 40k story

[@mikeshockinggentspence8714]

I love how the Marines Malevolent stuck up for the salamander. Slowly but surely character development is taking place.

[@gideonmele1556]

What’s more malevolent than taking a (comparatively) goody two-shoes under your malicious wing to teach them the d-baggy ways of your chapter?

[@notbaud2634]

@@gideonmele1556 Slowly realizing you're becoming more like them than they are becoming like you

[@SmithOfGear92]

Perhaps manning that lemonade stand with Fraudulus helping him be a better person.

[@elbolainas4174]

You could guess they learned something after so many thunder hammers to the face

[@gideonmele1556]

@@notbaud2634 *Internal malevolent screaming

[@bucketmonkeys]

“EMPEROR BLESS THAT GUILTY LOOKING SALAMANDER” completely got me

[@samuelrodriguez9801]

And that his name was Mr. Flopsy.

[@garpogods8323]

A Salamander giving away his chapters money isn't funny. But a Salamander giving away the Blood Ravens money on the other hand...

[@mrjoe332]

All budget is budget is Blood Raven's budget

[@exterminans]

It was their chapters surplus

[@eotwkdp]

To be honest they could easily get that money back in days

[@alexrexaros9837]

Kudos to the grot for making to Terra AT ALL.

[@MechWarrior894]

And in 30 minutes or less!

[@GOLANX]

Well ya see when a Ork Believes Hard enough...

[@135forte]

Probably just came up from the Underhives.

[@whatisupmyfellowamericans8808]

Hell, he deserves a medal just getting within 20 lightyears of Sol

[@theriveracis5172]

Wouldn't be the first time...

[@GreaterGrievobeast55]

Iron hands: *tricks the mechanichus into thinking they found an STC but it’s really a eldar exodite DIY video on building a shed by hand.*

[@supmugi9]

Eldar exodite ancient technology house with an underground pool

[@samuelrodriguez9801]

🤣

[@darkpit37]

Rumor is, 30 orphans at that place had to be transferred because they were no longer terminally ill after the hospice had the money to buy the equipment to cure their various infirmities.

[@lolasdm6959]

all of them received transplants and immedately showed up to become salamanders.

[@furimindusties5736]

Truly, it was the prank, that happened.

[@BaranZenon]

@@lolasdm6959 Or Nurgle invasion happens, becouse you cant heal terminal illness on his watch :)

[@Turagrong]

Oh such a great ending!

[@flithbrin]

@@BaranZenon I thought Nurgle did actually cure the ill, just in a horrible way, or was it just relieving their pain?

[@khaimk4r4su]

The Salamander went all beast... all out Mr. Beast that is

[@paraview8917]

That aged very poorly

[@Ahmadabdal_]

@@paraview8917 MR BREAST GIVE ME MONEEEYYYYY

[@TheNemesis432]

I like how people weird out by Chaos Minotaur, but don't notice a bat in the room.

[@giacomoromano8842]

I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICED HE WAS A CHAOS MINI, WTF!?

[@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus]

Yea it’s best to ignore the bat in the room . . . There’s one in my room right now and he just stares at me, I hope I have enough explosives in the building for us both

[@disturbedrenegade9815]

@@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus You won't, especially since that one is the only one that's letting you see him. AVE DOMNIUS NOX

[@derekhalcon8287]

@@giacomoromano8842 night lords are pretty stealthy

[@matttan8066]

As soon as I saw that chaos Mino I was like tf? But then I saw the night lord I am wheezing

[@TheGianKl]

That goblin already knew his fate when he say the toppings

[@marlikbudvergard]

An Ork pizza business is an awesome idea

[@familyjobe853]

Agree no?

[@Reaper62109]

Legally stomp delivery grot to death. Lol

[@mikaruyami]

Just don't order the mushrooms.

[@howepellin]

With Pineapple???

[@teal_m_101]

If you prank call the Adeptus Administorum, you could be prosecuted, since any slight mishap in the bureaucracy can led to catastrophic consequences.

[@khaimk4r4su]

Catastrophic Consequences? Wasn't that an emo band from the early 2010s?

[@MrSamulai]

"Hello. Is this where I get the Permit A39?"

[@Voltboy1449]

no they send you gold spangled glitter bombs

[@gideonmele1556]

IIRC that’s how the Alpha Legion spends 80% of its time

[@yamgoth]

They’d have to find your trail under all that paperwork generated falling upon them. Still, best to run fast. Especially if the Inquisition gets involved, thinking you’re part of of a splinter group of a Chaos cult several sectors over.

[@DeusExAngelo]

“Giving someone free money is not a prank!” Sounds like one prank I’d never want to be on the receiving end on. *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge* That or it could be used to build a shell company from which you stage further pranks.

[@nicholascrane7150]

Gonna be honest I thought this was gonna go a completely different direction when the salamander called an orphanage

[@phillipminer3554]

Maybe if it was an Eldar orphanage...

[@Vulgar_Worlock]

I was briefly overcome with an overwhelming sense of dread before the actual 'prank' was revealed.

[@subpar_username4756]

“Excuse me, but do you have any Eldar in the building?” “…No…?” “You’re welcome!”

[@unnamed1613]

I kinda expected the Salamander to prank-call a Craftworld

[@Valivali94]

For a second there I was worried the Nightlord would not mention skinning somebody alive within a few sentences.

[@argitxu2002]

The best time was when Abaddon said "It's pranking time " and pranked all cadia.

[@warviper2523]

Abaddon: "You ain't from Michigan if you've never done this before!" *Yeets blackstone fortress into cadia*

[@manoftheocean6988]

Seems that the blood ravens and alpha legion were busy screwing over and confusing people to screw over and confuse people over here.

[@ethanbrown6429]

I like to think the whole 40k universe is like this. All the factions just kinda chill with each other until theyre forced to fight by the player, a la wreck it ralph or toy story

[@simtexa]

It's always nice to see a more "human" or light-hearted side to it all. After all, they're still human to some degree and many of them do display human emotions just like everyone else. Even Space Marines would realistically have some sense of humour.

[@signorellil]

Wait... it isn't?

[@BloopTheNoop]

I want to see the largest bunny rabbit destroy a genestealer cult

[@ethane1149]

Love the fact both loyalist and chaos marines will team up to prank call mortals LMAO

[@Snakedude4life]

“Hello? Slaannishi Graven imagery Crafter? I would like to commission a corrupted sister of battle pictographic!” “Oh?! Go on!” “ I would like the first panel of her looking at some HAUGHTY images…” “YEh!” “.. And then the second panel is her praying to the Emperor and being cleansed of the corruption by HOLY FIRE!” “HEY! Is this those emperors children again!? I’m gonna find you-!” *[Raucous laughter]* 🎩 🐍 no step on snek! 🇺🇸🇭🇰

[@sexualyeti7023]

Don't worry. That noise marine ain't making any more noise now, if you catch my drift...

[@Snakedude4life]

@@sexualyeti7023 What a shame.

[@GreaterGrievobeast55]

Feel like it would make a little more sense if it was a harlequin doing the prank

[@theburnedman5253]

No lie I'm always happy to see you bro

[@Snakedude4life]

@@theburnedman5253 Hey thanks.

[@soffren]

1:38 Mr. Beast "pranks"

[@timmorin6657]

The chaos minotaure one got me pretty hard, not gona lie.

[@Mortrexable]

Nicest Nightlord in the sector

[@ireallycant4416]

Most wholesome night lord marine

[@GuanGuanGhoo]

I cant believe a salamander would do such a prank, he'll will bring shame to Vulkan. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀

[@SunriseParabellum_elysium]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE continue making this sort content, it's so good

[@thefirstofthelastones8952]

Sure he's a xenophobic (thhen again everyone in this franchise is... Even the Tyranids) pyromanic but yeah he's the best.

[@deplorabledegenerate2630]

Allow me to bury a bunch of eldar children up to their necks just outside his barracks to test that.

[@Nostroman_Praetor]

Of course the Night Lords would want to join in on the prank.

[@ricardoricardoricardoricardo]

Dude you outdid yourself, AGAIN. Lmao, love this one.

[@PelinalWhitestrake36]

Uhhh..why is the Minotaur wearing heretic armor? I mean I know they steal everyone’s lunch money and all but…

[@kirgan1000]

Becuse they are evil assholes....

[@a_kreigsman]

He’s a chaos Minotaur

[@SpookSkellington]

Those custodes were absolutely correct to kill that grot. People somehow liking fruit on a pizza is the greatest trick Tzeentch has ever played on mankind.

[@Piombo852]

i mean, I'm the first to hate pineapples on pizza but a tomato is technically a fruit

[@chiefmasterofdeepwarrens3208]

@@Piombo852 truly, you go king

[@HiddenEvilStudios]

*SALSA IS A FRUIT SALAD! ALL ARE PAWNS TO THE GREAT DECEIVER!*

[@caiomansourcastilho4614]

@@Piombo852 tzeench must have won the great game

[@MrOiram46]

“What the f**k did you just f**king say you f**king heretic? No f**king pineapple on your pizza?! Do you lack faith?! *DO YOU LACK A SPINE, BROTHER?!”*

[@Hardek19]

Love these 4 as a renegade friend group.

[@Izrek]

Marine Malevolent invited Salamander to hung out with his other Edgy friends. 💕

[@coltonberry985]

Please don’t stop the chapter trials. Also where can I buy Marines Molv lemonade?

[@friendlyneighborhoodcrusad4242]

At the golden throne

[@Aaronrose575]

Now with less pee!

[@shanerooney7288]

Prank call Adeptus Mechanicus. [Beep Beep] "Hello. Yes. I'm calling from Tech support." [Beep?] "Just conducting a survey. Can you please confirm your floating variable is dividable by zero." [Beep BEEP BEEP!] "HaHaHa, got you." [Sad Beeps]

[@Rytonic69]

"I don't get it brother, what's so funny about a greenskin getting blasted by a Custodes?" "What do greenskins spread when they die?" "Oh... OH....OH!!"

[@redeye4516]

Thought that Minotaur was a World Eater at first.

[@iamablacksabbathsong9765]

Well their geneseed could be worldeater so your half right

[@simtexa]

I love the idea that the Golden Throne is just a public address to which one can randomly order a pizza anonymously.

[@steelrarebit7387]

Haha. Typical Night Lords. Their pranks always kill me.

[@Rexy_the_Salamander]

Ah yes guilt happened to me to brother

[@willphoenix5464]

Iron Fist prank call: Tell the receiver that their refrigerator is running; and when they go to catch it FORTIFY his house

[@sirseacow4514]

I like reverse pranks. You surprise someone with kindness.

[@essexclass8168]

Had the Salamander called a Night Lord they'd collectively commit Konrad Curze out of sheer sick burn

[@SouthernersSax]

2:20 I once ordered a pineapple and anchovy pizza just to ensure that I would be the only one who would eat it.

[@tubaverse9428]

2:36 idk why i laughed so hard at this

[@gideonmele1556]

Salamanders out ruining the mayhem yet again Poor kid. He’ll get it one of these days, I believe in him

[@jotwins8610]

Wait, did they just do a cutaway gag with that rabbit

[@deplorabledegenerate2630]

Salamander: Hey, that's the prank call I sent to an Eldari Craftworld a few days ago. You Nightlords steal Primarchs AND jokes.

[@haroldearlgray5629]

I feel bad for the delivery Ork.

[@emgee2807]

The Thousand Sons did the ultimate crank call of all time, space wolves didn't appreciate it

[@thefirstofthelastones8952]

Okay hear me out... Warhammer 40k: Yo Mama edition, for example Space Marine: Any last words, Ork? Ork: No... 'sept for yer mama Space Marine: What was that?! Ork: I said, yer' mama so fat, them Nurgle gits said, "DAAAAMN!" Space Marine: Well, your mother's so ugly, Slaneesh said "Let's just be friends" Salamander: Aww, Yo Mama fight!

[@sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046]

Ork: "Yer mama wuz so fat that she wuz the reason Cadia fell" Space marine: "Your mama is stupid that an Ogryn said "That wuz da most stupidest thing I ever eard" after hearing her talk"

[@johnnythat1dude959]

There is something wholesome to the 3 most brutal chapters letting the Salamander hang out with them.

[@magicmanscott40k]

I love the grot

[@gageisbell4338]

SALAMANDERS GOODEST BOYS

[@weirdtyrant6274]

I like the idea that Space Marines use really antiquated phones.

[@blacktemplar1139]

Funfact, they shot the grot because he brought anchovies on it

[@LeoDaygue-xv6qh]

Damn minotaur color scheme look real good on chaos armor

[@Thesavagesouls]

"Or you can legally stomp our delievry grot ta deaf" 🤣🤣

[@Toneill029]

I’d like to believe that delivery grit actually made it within the 30 minutes

[@sterasigma8734]

I can see Custodes killing pizza delivery people for such pizza-heresy.

[@The_emporer_of_man]

1:16 DA MEME Salamander:sees eldar child I cant shoot a child. (Throws knife to him) HES GOT A KNIFE!!! (Flamer)

[@flexprime2010]

love salamanders joke

[@Eadragonixius]

I love the Salamanders will basically always task failed successfully these skits

[@McCheese-xc9ig]

The Salamander actually made the cruelest prank. He wasn't giving away his chapters surplus budget to be nice, he was doing it to flex on the Marine Malevolent. He was basically taunting them by showing off that they could afford to give away billions while the MM are so poor that have to scrounge for loose change in the couch cushion just to afford bolter ammo.

[@nunocampea2395]

Mr Beast Salamander

[@donkface8509]

I wonder who made the treehouse for them to hang out?

[@dm_curt]

So, Salamanders are basically the SpongeBob of Space Marines....*takes notes*

[@LargerRanger5-Mhz-mW]

"anchovies and pineapple" ...yep. definitely an appropriate response to hearing those two toppings put together on a pizza XD

[@ezequielacevedo2497]

I love this channel. I have to stop the video so i can stop laughing. Thanks!

[@theguywhowearsamonitor6411]

I like this universe, it's like the Emperium is tolerable enough to have xenos as their allies. But will definitely kill the ones who goes against them on the spot. Somehow find it very cool, yeah, I like something more of these. :D

[@FPSpro1]

I've very recently gotten into 40K universe cus it looked really interesting, and that Salamander's line going "ONE TIME that happened!" had me in tears, I def chose the right lore to get interested in lmfao

[@meganobgutzkraka2398]

i nerly lost my sides that the fucking grot it not just to terra, but to the FUCKING STEPS OF THE CUSTODIAN GUARDS IN LESS THAN THIRTY MINUTES

[@lichguard]

Imagine the pizza had actually good toppings, then the grot might have been spared

[@ryzakilla2952]

Jokes on the orphans. That spontaneous boost in money will attract the attention of the IRS. And we all know that the IRS is something you don't fuck around with no matter what universe!

[@ChickFightProductions]

This genuinely made me smile

[@dlanor3704]

Atleast they didnt invite noisemarine at the space marine slumber party

[@lobsermahn7262]

I thought the inquisitors were gonna kill the orphanage owner for an illegal wire transfer, punch line

[@dukedenning]

Prank call Pizza delivery to golden throne lol The topping? HERESY !!

[@Biodeamon]

You thought you were getting 1 chapter of reinforcements but you got 5 chapters to defend your location! Ha, Pranked!

[@El_Presidente_5337]

I can't believe that I couldn't identify who these guys are when this video came out lol. Nearly 2 years later and I can even sometimes name the primarchs 😎

[@Morec0]

Wait... A Chaos Minotaur?

[@SIGNOR-G]

Whats the difference?

[@terminator572]

I mean he does have the horns

[@Tacoguy1000]

Kek, why did they even let the Sally hang out with them to begin with? They all hate him.

[@Voltamatum]

Mally witnessed Sally roast an eldar child.

[@ezequielacevedo2497]

"Emperor bless that guilty-looking Salamander!" Men, i love those lines

[@atompunk456]

They really sent lil homie to the throwneworld

[@Mantic0reIlluminati333]

That last one was a pretty funny prank.

[@medieval8893]

The Custodes part ended me just like that goblin

[@wyvernharries4788]

Tbh I don't know why I was expecting that wire transfer to be fraudulent.

[@PLpatriot999]

Sneedsons>modern simpsons

[@ZMERLS]

The background seems familiar...

[@Swagruntz]

Pizza delivery orcs is the best shit ever LMAO

[@imperialfist2304]

Those Slavs man, they come up with the wackiest of this pranks!

[@NightmareEadin]

Mr Flopsy, Hero of the Imperium!

[@Arganiel]

I love your use of DoW voices

[@ProcyonDei]

Plot twist, the Orphanage is now being investigated by the Adeptus Administratum for tax evasion...

[@aaronmichael6895]

bruh the 3rd joke was on point

[@taxman3749]

I know where you got that treehouse background from.... ...which I realize is telling on myself as well, but I regret nothing.

[@lorenzobarnes4345]

This is great

[@insertedgynamehere]

Make the salamander try the rabbit prank on an eldar child, but the gift box is a furnace

[@Deliverygrot]

I want the delivery grot miniature. Fuck it i am the delivery grot now…

[@ghosts_pp]

I feel bad for that Gretchin

[@BaranZenon]

Oh! Just you wait till Chaplain Bald finds out about this not-liking-pineapple-on-your-pizza heresy.